Yes, yes, "shart in mart".

>>65767019
didn't read a character of this

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>Be american
>walk down the street
>get shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDt7Hf2IBcM

t. your god

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>>65767019
LMAAAAAAAAAO

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>>65767019
Didn't read this.

>>65767019
did someone shart on your burger? LMAO xDD

>implying we're not a decadent hellhole completely devoid of worthwhile culture
>implying our influence doesn't make the world a far worse place.

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>>65767019

>>65767019
Death to america!

>>65767019
>Yes, yes, "shart in mart"

stopped reading there

SHART

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>>65767019
We've got our problems, but I wouldn't rather live in any other country.

>>65767574
IN

>>65767682
ATHENS

>>65767682
MART

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>>65767574
>>65767682
>>65767730

>>65767730
>doesn't even rhyme
>American banter
lmoa I'm pretty sure you meant Athens, Georgia btw

>>65767730
Pick one of many
Athens, Alabama
Athens, Arkansas
Athens, California
Athens, Georgia
Athens, Illinois
Athens, Indiana
Athens, Kentucky
Athens, Louisiana
Athens, Maine
Athens, Michigan
Athens, Mississippi
Athens, Missouri
Athens, Nevada
Athens, New York
Athens (village), New York
Athens, Ohio
Athens County, Ohio
Athens, Pennsylvania, a borough
Athens, Tennessee
Athens, Texas
Athens, Vermont
Athens, West Virginia
Athens, Wisconsin

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>>65767872
>>65767800
:(

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>>65767932

>>65767872
This should not be allowed.

>>65767997
France
London, Burgundy
Scotland
Bay of London, a bay on the island of Eday, Orkney
Norway
Ny-London, an abandoned mining town in Svalbard
Americas
Canada
London, Ontario
London (electoral district), a federal electoral district from 1867 to 1968
London District, Upper Canada, a district from 1798 to 1849
Chile
London Island (Cook Island, Tierra del Fuego), an island east of Londonderry Island and south of Cockburn Channel
USA
London, Arkansas, a city
London, California, a census-designated place
London, Indiana, an unincorporated community
London, Kentucky, a city
London, Michigan, a township
London, Minnesota, an unincorporated community
London, Ohio, a city
London, Texas, an unincorporated community
London, West Virginia, an unincorporated community
London, Wisconsin, an unincorporated community
Oceania
London, Kiribati

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>>65767019

Can someone explain the shitting in grocery store meme to an uninformed

I shit myself today
to see if still smell
i focus on the stench
the only thing that's real

To OP.

I wish all Americans share the same pride and nationalism as you do, I literally have tears just reading what you said, the way you romanticised your country. I agree with most of what you said and I share the same sentiments as most people my age do, to look up to the United States of America. Don't be swayed by these Europeons and their slaves, you were, are and will be the greatest thing God has bestowed upon humanity.

>>65768104
Due to your diet consisting solely of High Fructose Corn Syrup™, the bowels of an average American are pretty weak and can not withstand a lot of pressure, and with a simple fart, an average American who is shopping in a Walmart will shit his pants

And we're making fun of that

>>65768203
lamo stfu flip

okay, let's go
>the country to defeat the almighty British Empire.
partially correct, the french helped you a lot
>We are a country of freedom and democracy
True
> a country where all peoples of the world - Europeans, Asians, Africans, native Americans - live in an utopial model of society
not true
> We have the best alphabet
So does all of the Americas and almost all of Europe and Africa
> heritage of the Roman Empire
Not by far. That falls in the mediterranean european nations and, loosely, on latin american countries, despite the fact that we are all shitholes.
>and the language itself is heritage to the British Empire.
yes, like the rest of the colonies, like india.
>We have won the Two World Wars
in WW1 american help was crucial, but not in WW2.
> we defeated imperialism
not really, the US is one of the most imperialist nation-states in all of history, you literally overthrow governments because of bananas
>fascism, communism
taking credit for other people's achievements is not nice.
>We defeated everyone, from Mexico to Japan.
not vietnam though
>We have rock and roll, jazz, blues.
true, but that's all on niggers credit.
> We invented the car
true
> the airplane,
disputable, and i'm not even talking about Santos Dumont.
>the light bulb and the internet
true
>We are the country with the most discoveries and nobel prizes
modern ones, yes, but throughout history that probably falls on china or italy. about nobel prizes, true
>We invented cheeseburger
you ripped of the german burger and put cheese on it, not an invention
>barbeque
not true, people have been doing similar shit to barbeque throughout all of history. and even if it were true, american barbecue is shit when compared to argentinian barbeque.
> hotdogs
true
>soda
the first ones were made by the english, but you made it popular so whatever.
>Jeans, blouses and the modern shoes are all American clothing
true
continue

>>65768449
>We have wonderful architecture and monuments
europe and east asia have way more interesting monuments and shit.
>We have the world's most powerful military and the world's #1 economy: the largest GDP and among largest GDP per capita and HDI (despite being one of the most populous countries)
true
>Even our national animal, flag and anthem are the best in the world.
the animal is decent, the flag is decent and the anthem is absolute shit.
So, on all accounts, a literal shit post, although there is some truth hidden inside the fat.
good night, my fellow burger.

Fuck this. This place sucks. It's no way to live.

Whenever an American says they have anything in common with the Roman Empire, remember this: A citizen of the Roman Empire could walk just about anywhere unarmed and no harm would come to him due to the fear and respect the empire instilled into people. Almost all "invasions" from barbarians were due to barbarians wanting to be part of it, not an actual attack. Compare this to an American today.

The Roman Empire was the 10/10 buff billionaire genius playboy who everyone aspired to be, America is the dumb but strong captain of the football team: He's big, stupid, and a buffoon, but he can do relatively simple things well and gains some popularity and status from that.

Brits went on and created a much better empire without America

>>65768104
It's what happens when you take certain weight loss pills but still eat greasy food anyway.

>>65768830
There's no inbetween with America. Whatever we do as a country, it's either a glorious success or an abject failure.

>>65767019
>USA is the greatest country ever
What does this mean anyway? Of course it sounds nice but when you dissect that sentence it does not actually seem to mean anything.

>>65768449
>but not ww2
>what is the pacific war

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>Shart in Mart meme has already died down after only a month

We win. Again.

Everybody is told that their country is the greatest country ever.


Only Americans believe it as a fact.


PS Australia is better.

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>>65767019
>almighty British Empire
>1776

Didn't read further.

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>>65771083
>Everybody is told that their country is the greatest country ever.

No

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america is so shit not even americans want to move there lol

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>>65771319
>liberia

>>65768059
we have a Londres (London in spanish) here
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Londres_(Argentina)

I think we secretly love bongs

everybody loves america but they hate to say love america eurocucks are insecure of course america have so many problems but so what? they are watching american tv shows and pretending to be americans

>>65767019
OOMPA LOOMPA SHART IN THE MART
BETTER WATCH OUT WHEN AMERICANS FART