/cum/

wow. not even a description.
It is like you want your enemies to win?

delete this

Fuck Europeans desu

American master race

/dumb/

>>65758572
you mad that obama could never do this?

>>65758624
>Not shitposting on the toilet

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F

>it's an "italian thinks he's roman" episode

>>65758730
O IMPERATOR MI IMPERATOR

>>65758730
every race on earth ''wuz kings n sheit'' at some point

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Americans are sleeping post anime.

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>>65758730
>celebrating ancient globalists

no thanks

>>65758911
>911

smdh

>csq je ne peux pas parler français

:(

5 mois de practiquer avec duolingo et linvgist, mais je trouve difficile l'expression

>>65758911
Fuck off chechen

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>>65759013
Janny hates Americans desu.

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>>65759105
>BuzzFeed News popping up at the very end

>>65759026
vous êtes un faggot

>>65759026
5 mois n'est pas assez de temps pour apprendre le français

>>65759229

>vous

at least you respect me you fucking fag

>>65759013
I posted a copypasta that I saw from a leaf and then got 2 month ban for "ban evasion" but I was just copying his old thread

What's with all the clows appearing in the US?

if i post a lot soon cum will think i am a mexican heeheh clever me

>>65758518
Edition français

>>65758911
>I will never have a slav qt gf dress up as kotori.
why live
>>65759278
It started out with creepos asking kids to come to them for candy and money in NC, and spread to copy cats making threats and violence. It is kinda like the mimicking of the clown in IT. Some people have died too as well.

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>he does't speak french

>>65759494

>he does't speak correct english

are you a what, gay or somewhat?

>>65759525
far from it paco

>>65759525
i bet you don't speak spanish correctly

Please stay safe Floridians

Sweden loves you

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>>65759494

i am 195 cm, but 135 kg
what is your thoughtss=

>>65759649
Fuck off Sweden

>>65759662
we don't use metric to measure height/weight in the us and canada

>>65759670
O-okay.

>>65759697
Stop trying to be like us

>>65759697
6'4
300 pounds

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Gringordos

>>65759716
it's not trying to be like you, as far as approximations and organic type stuff goes we never stopped using imperial

whenever you're building something simple, or talking about height/weight it's always imperial

Mexiasquerosos

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>Ese sentimiento cuando siempre me decían que tenía que aprender español y la mayoría de cum habla francés
Para que vivir?

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>>65759791
Hello there

>>65759836
este joto no aprendio los 3 idiomas

>>65759742
are you bear mode or just obese?

>>65759649
>>65759670
>>65759706
What a loving general.

>>65759742
Hot

5'11 210Ib here :)

>>65760006
>>65759742
You are big guys

>>65759976
:^)

>>65760061
4 U bb

just failed a test
holy shit i failed it so hard

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>>65759670
no bully

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>>65759836

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>>65759838
Hello again

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wtf i hate USA right now

>>65760205
really made me think

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>>65760180
That just means you need to study and practice quizzing yourself every day to get better.

Now let's hug it out.

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Tenk you amerika

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>>65758730
F

How come mexicans mostly shitpost early in the day?

>>65760205
Pero soy ateo bobo

Is it true evry american got atleast two new cars?

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>>65760314

>>65760375
Had four a while back.

>>65760375
Yes, Americans love debt

>>65760292
I did study, I was actually feeling pretty good about it before it started. I guess I just studied the wrong things.
Luckily my teacher drops the lowest test grades, so as long as I do good on the next tests, it won't effect my final grade.

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>>65760314
No less.
God bless.

>>65760205
i'm an islamic communist mormon jew

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Explain

>>65760433
>>65760419
wow here cars are expensive, unless they are electrical like tesla, , so we only have one per person.

>>65760328
Because thats the only job that grandson pineapple gives them to get trump.

>>65760486
What is there to explain you dummy

We need a final solution to the Australian question

>>65760511
what?

>>65760507
If you have good credit and a downpayment, they will give you anything. But the best thing to do is to save up and get a good used car. The 94 camary and 03 trailblazer lasted longer than my dodge journey that was barely old.

>>65760596
>dodge
that was your mistake

>>65760535
What is a convenience store and why do they have healthy corners

>>65760566
Arm and train abos

>>65760596
Do you drive with stick? I get bored when I drive automatic for more then a couple scandinavian miles.

>>65760486
Marketing.
People feel better about engorging themselves if the box is green and says it's organic.

Are 19 and 20 literally the worst ages?
I wanted to join this singles adventure club I heard on the radio but you gotta be 21.
The friends I do have, they're all over 21 and go out drinking regularly without me.
Everyday is such a fucking drag, I got nothing to do with my life except wait until Uncle Sam decides I'm legally responsible enough to have fun.

>>65760785
ahaha thats right ameripoops cant have a beer with their dad while watching football until 21 ahahahahaha

>>65760785
lmao wimp

>>65760580
peña =pineapple
nieto =grandson
I think you will be able to solve that.
>>65760661
never again will i fall for that one. The rad kept fucking up with the coolant line pooing and cracking, and the key fab broke the ignition switch.
>>65760762
Sadly no. Most used cars are not stick. In fact, a lot of people can and do, but most cars are made automatic. My camaro is not even stick, which sucks since it is a pony car and not fun without stick. My mom drove stick and I wanted her to teach me in her old ford escort, but she junked it and got an auto.
The Americans cannot drive stick meme is funny to me though, because not too long ago, most cars were in manuals.

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>>65760785
Interesting. I would say 18-19 is the best age here. Since you have the russe time, and then when you start college, you have college intro parties. I have had more women and booze in my life between these two years then the rest put together. You can have all the fun you want, but no of the responsiblities with being an "adult". I miss it.

>>65760785
>and go out drinking regularly without me.

You're not missing out on much.

>>65760785
why don't you just go drinking with them? do they actually ID people at bars there?

if so, get a fake ID, you can order them online, theyre good quality and inexpensive

don't worry. it gets worse.

>>65760785
Those are the best years of life. You can act younger still as no one expects much from you. And once you do real adult stuff like party and drinking, you realize if you were that type of person in HS, you are not missing anything.

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My pal drew a picture of me

my sister's planning a divorce

>>65761047
Is that you Steve Buschemi?

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>>65760241
I have to go to school

I'll see you in a couple of hours bud

>>65760785
>Are 19 and 20 literally the worst ages?
No, it's the opposite actually.

Wait until you're in your late 20s and you can start to see your health failing and your body falling apart.

>>65761091
Yes

>>65761071
lol so?

>>65760928
I don't go to college so I don't have those luxuries

>>65761129
kek. I love your movie one liners. They have validity and truth behind 'em.

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been looking deeper into this woodsy owl thing, lads
I have come to the conclusion he's on (((((their))))) payroll

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>>65761108
Ok

>>65761125
>health failing and your body falling apart in your late 20s
That's not supposed to happen

>tfw my ancestors were slaves

>>65761071
are you friends with the brother-in-law and are there kids? It might get shitty when they try to make you choose a side.
Not really offering any advice on what to do, just giving due warning.

Friendly reminder to support your favorite anime imageboard

I don't want to be old

It sounds gross

>>65761259
It does if you sit down all day and lead a sedentary lifestyle.

>>65761323
Kinda considering to buy a pass desu

>>65761288
>are you friends with the brother-in-law and are there kids?
yes and yes. I don't intend to pick sides.

>>65761383
Do it
Best decision I've made in my life desu

>>65761383
i have one but i'm starting to learn cripple chan and some foreign chans interfaces just in case

>>65761397
Oh, you will, even if you think you haven't.

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>>65759105
Trump is a walking stereotype

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Woodsy "make the hebrews howl" owl

>>65761490
Display your badge of honor friendo

>>65761557
how is trump neocon?

>>65761538
I can empathize with the problem that started it all on my brother-in-law's behalf. I can understand why my sister would want to leave him for it. I'm not going to talk to either of them about it, I'll remain neutral.

>>65761383
Don't, its a scam for hiro to have extra-money for his personal use. He has pulled the same scam in Japan, 4chan doesn't need anymore money

>>65761581
no thanks, it's pretty autistic. I do like the [sjis] posting on /vip/ though. I was able to post hitler ascii last night.

i'm also on a work computer and have the browser set to wipe all my data when I close it. not sure if you can save and export pass details via settings. sounds like too much effort.

YOUS PLEASE

>>65761672
even with adblockers off on 4chan you don't really see ads anymore, he apparently got rid of some of them.

i wonder if he's selling our personal data yet.

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>>65761628
Pro torture
Wants to abduct families of terrorists as payback
Wants boots on the ground in middle east
Wants to seize oil fields
Fanatically pro-Israel and loves Jewish elite
Supports global spying
Wants to increase the military
Climate change denier and anti-environment
Catering to Fundie christians

(Hillary is neocon too though, on foreign policy)

>>65758518
what faggotry is this?

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look in his eyes, he knows the forestry industry is run by and the for the jew
an owl tormented

>>65761812
but pretty much the entire basis of neo cons is christianity and trump is clearly not religious whatsoever

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>>65759494
>he speaks English

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>>65759742
>>65760006

>>65761047
make sure he doesn't quit his day job

Is Mexico a failed state and a lost cause? I just can't see how Mexico could develop economically and industrially because of the corruption combined with crime.

>>65761259
>That's not supposed to happen
actually once you've passed on your genes your body is basically worthless and begins to self destruct. thats why I stay a virgin.

>>65762254
Yes, burn it all down and start over

>>65762254
no quite, all the Latin America is like that, not as shitty as the middle east bit shitty enough to be worse than America, and full of corruption.

>>65758518
>tfw Canada elected Fagchad

>>65762367
>worse than America
literally impossible

>Guns have no purpose in modern life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZB7cwd5S8

>>65762254
>I just can't see how Mexico could develop economically and industrially because of the corruption combined with crime.
If the U.S. does it, Mexico has a chance.

>>65762420
i never go innawoods without one desu

Honestly hope that Florida is destroyed.

>>65762410
t. jealous

>>65762420
>Guns have no purpose in modern life
The 2nd amendment was not conceived for the purpose of typical personal defense, but self-defense on a larger scale. A scale as large as the nation. We've only forgotten that tyranny exists because it's become elusive with time.

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>wow it sure is getting chilly in here! here, let me throw another constitution into the fireplace.

>>65762480
same. I lived there for a year, it was horrible, everything was so far apart. shit state.

>>65762525
Yeah your AR-15 will save you from that drone and that tank.

Get real you autist. The US government could destroy any civilian resistance with ease.

https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/783648651943882752

banter

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>>65762543
fucking kek

>>65762525
Reasons for the conception of Amendments are irrelevant t b h
It changes over time which is what the Constitution intended, Judicial Review also does this, as does Executive Actions

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With this Apple appliance, you can capture live video, still motion pictures shot at high frequency

I sold cocaine to a pregnant girl

I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a life saver.

>>65762572
In a civil war scenario its more likely that it would be civilian and military on both sides

Also the US had several rebellions in our early years in which the civilians were clearly out gunned but the mere fact that they had firearms and were willing to use them forced concessions from the government with minimal bloodshed

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>>65762572
First off let's talk sheer numbers, the US military has about 2 million active and reserve personnel

There are at least 100 million current gun owners in the US, and enough guns to arm every single person

now consider

>militaries often refuse to fight their own people
>armories can be captured with small arms providing access to large military weapons
>snipers can inflict terror and destroy the morale of occupying forces

you clearly didn't put very much thought into this

>>65762739
>In a civil war scenario its more likely that it would be civilian and military on both sides
ahahahaaha

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>>65762843
delete this

>>65762846
that's literally how every civil war ever has worked

getting really sick of all the canadian shit posters making us look retarded 2bh

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>>65762843

WE ARE TWO MARINERS

>>65762572
I used to feel that way, but since Dallas I'm not so sure. Started looking into similar cases. One half-soldier with an AK took out 5 cops. Really makes you think.

>>65762794
>militaries often refuse to fight their own people
cops dont have problems putting down unarmed people like dogs, you think if they are armed the state will refuse to fight them? nice delusion, when the civil war starts you will be killed from 1km above

>>65762846
you're a literal retard who is basing your views on shit like Star Wars

>>65762942
>cops dont have problems putting down unarmed people like dogs
the problem with that is it isn't true at all

i know you are just shit posting for the sake of it, but you're going to get us all banned if you keep this up

they are already banning entire cellular network ip ranges because of rampant canadian shit posting

who gettin a GOOGLE PIXEL

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>>65762794

>>65758518
Justin could beat up anybody in this thread on any given day of the week.

except for me

>>65762572
We have no need for 'assault' rifles like the AR-15 that only make our cocks retract when we hear about mass shootings. It'd be better to give them up, no doubt, I'll be a pushover and never push back. But patriots, i.e. the useful idiots, have the backbone to resist this level of infringement on their rights. Their spines are the proverb 'if you're dumb, you also gotta be tough.'

>>65762922

That's literally what it's based on though lol :^)

>>65763060
It's another hunky day in Canada.

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>>65763069
theres actually alot of these out there.

>>65763308

I know friend :^)

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Oh shit florida is going to get fuck and the storm may turn around an hit miami again

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>fictional superheroes

>>65763442
>living in florida
Now why would anyone want to do that

>>65762942
Look at all the recent wars the US has been involved in. They can't win against a well armed insurgency. US civilians have more firepower than any of the goat fuckers in Afghanistan.

>>65762635
That's why we're doomed as a nation to repeat history, because we either do not pay enough attention to it or disregard its relevance out of belief that we're far above our ancestors.
>It changes over time which is what the Constitution intended
I understand, yet the constitution was intended to be the basis, or consultant for these powers. Judicial Review has allowed for bribery to be protected under free speech, and Executive actions have been performed without authority. I don't yield to power, only authority. That's because I do not interpret the constitution loosely, I interpret it with context taken into account.

an actual legend has been found living in germany, lads (check out that NEET game)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37560875

>>65762955
dumbfuck every modern civil war is civilians vs military, you need to kill yourself asap

>>65763536
suicide? Trying to cash on insurance?

>>65763824
The South Sudanese Civil War happened in 2013

Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave

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>relatives who live on the barrier islands had to evacuate and are staying here
>having to sandbag the house to protect from flooding and wind damage
>all the grocery stores are empty and there could be a power outage for over a week once the hurricane hits

Why did I fall for the florida meme

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>>65764277
>Why did I fall for the florida meme
>tfw didn't fall for any memes

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>>65764355
>be south d*kotan
>get trampled by buffalo stampede

>>65764277
>He fell for the Florida meme

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>>65764277
>tfw fell for the british meme

>>65764525
Come to the USA. Chicks dig british cock and voices.

>>65764277
Pls be safe anon

The world needs you

>>65764630
Fuck off we're full

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If Amerishits don't elect this hilarious bastard I will never forgive them

>>65761980
It's not. Neoconservatism started as a revival and postmodern change. It fused together the internal factions. It amplified fundie christianity as a core cause (part of the Reagan-era fundie revival), adhered to "trickle-down" hyper-neoliberalism, and most importantly sought to counter the idea that world conflict was winding down after the end of the cold war. Neocons wanted to maintain American military/economic hegimony, foreign bases, fear and high spending. Centrists, leftists, rightists however saw no need for excessive military spending with no major conventional wars in sight

Trump is NOT religious, but a big chunk of Republicans are degenerate fundies, he has no choice but to bring them in to win anything. You can't win anything without them in the general election. He brought on pence, a fundie neocon, to the ticket to strengthen this alliance

>>65764685
btfo

>>65764685
I am voting for le weed man

>>65764685
>ugly
That's low, desu. No need to go there

>>65764494
>Buffalo
>Having a herd
nice meme

Also
>Floridan
>Eat oranges all day
>Drink orange juice margaritas while watching your kids and pets get eaten by gators
>Eat people's faces because it's rush hour and you didn't get breakfast
>Get scared by a little wind

>>65764747
feel the johnson

>>65764754
have you seen Bette Midler

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>>65764747
>Can't name a single world leader
Yeah he's a bona fide American alright

>>65764799
yeah

Which USA state is the biggest meme? Florida doesn't count, even the Finns know it's a meme. Also the same for Canadian provinces.

>>65764759
It's not "Florida"
It's Haiti 2.0

>>65764847
kek

that was a tad awkward

>>65764879
California

This supposed clown apocalypse is just a publicity stunt for Zombie man's latest movie

>>65764759
>s**th d*k*t*n
>eat buffalo wings all day
>drink buffalo milk while watching your kids and pets get scalped by injuns
>carve president's faces because it's rushmore
>get scared by a little tourists

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>>65764847
you bet

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>>65764879
South Dakota

>>65764879
>biggest meme
Texas, their entire meme is being big

>>65765075
big guys?

>>65764879
California

>>65764879
Hawaii, why is it qualified to be a state but Puerto Rico or the U.S Virgin Islands arent

>>65764879
>Florida
Nothing money about it aside from old people and stand your ground laws
And Cubans I guess
But compare that to the real memes state, California, which has Mexicans, SJWs, socialist tier self defence laws, a drought, homeless people, legal illegal cannabis, celebrities (many of which are memes in their own right), and Elliot Rodger
I'm sure there's more that I'm forgetting

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>trump
>isis
>clowns
>CNN
>pepe
>harambe
>hillary
>ted cruz
>brexit
>#blacklivesmatter

I want off 2016 already.

>>65765164
>>clowns
What about them

>>65765131
Because they're virgins and virgins aren't cool enough to be states

>>65765164
2016 was just shit.
How can a year suck this bad.

>>65765197
there has been a lot of clown sightings recently, like with knives and stuff, its almost certainly mass hysteria and hoaxes and maybe the first sighting was legit

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Let's go JAYS

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>>65765004
Morelike
>Eat cornbread because Iowans would kill themselves if you don't eat their corn products
>Drink all day because your existence is inconsequential
>Watch your kids scalp each other because they're playing injun with actual injuns
>Carve white people's faces in a mountain in a few years and take for fucking ever to carve the injun ones
>Get scared by Montanans

>>65764879
>>65765059
Georgia

>>65765164
I forgot to mention

>emails
>refugees

>>65765197
Fucking freaks everywhere across the country
>standing around, meanacingly
>claims of them carrying weapons, and trying to lure children with money
>a girl in CT called her school, pretending to be a clown and threatening to shoot it up
>clowns spotted on campuses
Look up the Penn State clown hunt. Just last night there were groups of people walking around my campus, searching for two clowns seen by one of our garages. One of them got caught and even arrested

>>65765274
How come I haven't heard of this

>>65765197
clowns are taking over america

oh, and some have been spotted wandering the woods too

>>65765381
I dunno, I doubt this is on the National News
https://youtu.be/ZSF5AOjQV6M

>>65765197
someone posted a shit quality image of one on campus here (probably a shoop) and half the normies are getting riled up about it either scared or pissed enough to go on clown hunts

>>65765351
Boo

>>65765375
>>65765390
Sounds like fun

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>>65763442
>B-but at least we don't ever have to shovel the driveway!

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>>65765209
thats not true

>>65763824
A civil war is exactly what its name implies, citizens vs. citizens. I don't understand the ahahahaaha at >>65762739
many military personnel would rebel at the order of 'stomp on your people's rights.' That's why the DHS, which desensitizes its agents to shooting pregnant women, children, the elderly etc. in the case of rebellion, is the newest executive agency. But by rebellion, I do not mean by the people, I mean by the officials who've developed this lofty notion that they're outliers from the people. The DHS may buy its agents, but many military personnel join their branch with good intentions, and could retain them during and after service. Morals invariably turn the worst laws to advantage.
If you draw the line of military vs. citizens at official status, be reminded the original U.S. militias fought for their recognition as officially distinct entities from their 'official' ruler. Ultimately, whether an armed people is 'official' or not does not change the fact that they're a people. I know, it's hard to see when officials act against the best interests of their people out of greed and contempt.

>>65765351
What are Montanans like? Similar to Ben Garrison?

>>65765554
>what was the arab spring
>what was ukraine

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>>65765540

>>65765550
that's a big Virginia

The CIA is experimenting on American people

>>65765573
More or less

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>>65765650
one day we will take back our land

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>>65765504
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65765573
>Fit
>Bullies
>Will say really stupid shit and then stare at you if you don't laugh or leave laughing to themselves
>Drive like memelords
>Will shoot you if drunk, angry, and alone

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>be poortherner
>get cold

ahhhhhhh kill yourselves pirate scumbags

>>65765754
We were born in the cold, bred in it. It's comfy for us.

Now the humid heat on the other hand....

>>65765754
>>be poortherner
hi

please acknowledge that this is a /brit/(TM) meme in all future references.

thank you for reading this post

>>65765504
dont scare me like that

>>65765816
Stop giving away our secrets

>>65765743
At least they're predictable. In Florida you can talk to someone who looks completely sane and find out that they're total meth heads. I can't go a day riding a bus without one of those weirdos harassing me.

I've been to Florida many times and it gets cold on panhandle

>>65765871
holy shit

>>65765816
>it's comfy for us
you yank cunts wear huge puffy jackets like faggots lmao ahaha

>>65765754
Better get headed to the refugee center lmao

>>65759742
Jesus fucking christ man its ridiculously easy to lose weight at the height/weight, or do you just enjoy being disgusting?

>>65759950
>bear mode
>at 300lbs 6'4
"no"

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i constantly hear americans of all ages mention having a therapist

how common are therapists there nowadays?

they may be common here too, but most of the media i consume is american so this is where i hear it mentioned

is having a therapist that normal of a thing?

>>65765922
I just wear long johns under my regular clothes and I stay comfy all winter.

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>>65765911
Florida unnerves me because it's so flat.

>>65765856
neck yourself, limey
>>65765816
I can dress in jeans and a long sleeve shirt in the summer here. I can always spot a northerner when they're pale af and wearing short and an undershirt, drenched in sweat.

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>florida men

>>65765954
a bunch of the dudes in world's strongest man have weights/heights like that

>>65765984
its not flat like the midwest though, there are trees and brush everywhere so you can barely tell there are no hills

in the midwest there are no trees, thats weird

>>65765922
>not wearing underarmor and a light jacket
You'd get eaten alive bud
>>65765970
10% of murricans have depression

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>>65765970
I dont currently have one, but I remember going to a family therapist in middle school

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>>65766010
shud tha fug up :DDD

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>>65765998
go get your face chewed off by a nutter on bath salts

dumb meme staters

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>>65766082
They're both weird. I've lived my whole life surrounded, literally in a bowl of mountains

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>>65766167
you missed

>>65766132
what do they even do?

>>65766095
how is this possible? are people sad because the quality of life is worse now than it was in the past?

>>65766132
>>65766174
>>65766206
What the fuck is wrong with Florida

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>>65766214
>what do they even do?
I talked about my relationships and feelings with my family, and the stuff that happened since the last visit that made me upset. I got to play with kaleidoscopes in the waiting room, and she always gave me chocolate
>>65766281
no one knows, but we know the solution

>>65766281
Nothing. This kind of stuff happens in literally every other state but gets underreported.

>>65766214
that rings true for poorfags. Richfags don't have much to do since they have everything they could want and get bored. Also northerners get seasonal affective disorder in winter due to lack of sunlight

hello

i'm on diet

>>65766344
No it doesn't

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Help.

Today I had the weirdest dream.

First of all, I'm completely straight. Only fapped to straight porn and some hentai, never been into this trap thing, etc.

So... The dream started out and I and a very handsome man that I don't know from real life were in gay love, and I wanted to suck his dick. What followed was that we paid a surgery for myself and I turned into a little cute anime girl, and I started seeing myself as his "toy" slave and did everything possible to nurture this man, from sex to nurturing him as a good housewife, and we were very happy together. It was so weird when I woke up.

What the fuck it means?

>>65766381
Hi

>>65766381
Um... hi

>>65765638
I assume you're referring to the "turn the worst laws to advantage" bit.
Right, tyranny can govern without the faith of its people. It can break their wills or soften and bend them. What I mean is morality derived from morals spites these governments, because even despots prize the idea of liberty, and liberty only reigns where that mutual trust and respect exists. Right makes might in this sense, it doesn't mean it'll always prevail, but it'll live on invariably. This is why inefficient and corrupt governments have eventually fallen throughout history. They can't withstand the blows forever, even though they've forgotten their own impermanence.

>>65766412
you wish to be the little girl

Ask a straight tranny anything.

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>>65766344
sure it does

>>65766482
How much

>>65765638
The US is a very different situation from all of those countries and its safe to say that the US military would not be willing to act like the arab ones

also
>what is South Sudan

Anyone else get angry when they see mothers with mixed race children?

>>65766346
>northerners get seasonal affective disorder in winter due to lack of sunlight
I need to stock up on vitamin D before I go on a rampage

>>65766526
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!

>>65766586
I become aroused

>>65766586
I do a little. My wife is Japanese, so we decided to adopt a Japanese girl to avoid race mixing.

>>65766013
Yes

But that's beyond bearmode

>>65766586
embrace the future you biggot

>>65766586
This black guy keeps bringing his white gf to my gym

>>65766586
I hardly ever see it, so it doesn't really trigger me.

>>65766586
nice race bait

>>65766618
unironically buying one of those therapy lights

>>65766482
post feet

>>65766586
yes, but only because i despise children

>>65766482
put on a trip so I can stalk you

>>65766586
Only autistic people do

>>65766708
Are they hot?

>>65767011
disassociating the fact that its a coalburner and a baboon, yes

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>>65766343
were your parents just incompetent or something? or does the medical and education system try to convince everyone they're defective

i just remember that when i was a kid my parents had me taken to a therapist because the school said i had ADD or ADHD or some shit, honestly i think this is because the education system is ran by women now and expect boys to behave the same as girls

>>65766346
>Also northerners get seasonal affective disorder in winter due to lack of sunlight
i don't believe this 2bh

>>65766482
When are you planning on killing yourself?

>>65767057
Dude you don't have to be rude


I bet they're a happy couple :)

>>65767061
Next month. I'm unironically waiting for Halloween before I off myself.

>>65767060
Alaska and Montana have the highest suicide rates in the country which correlates with SAD

Doesn't Nunavut have pretty high rates?

>>65767140
>Doesn't Nunavut have pretty high rates?
yeah, but that probably has more to do with squalid living conditions, alcoholism, and a lack of opportunity more than it does darkness

Alaska I would also say it has a lot to do with alcoholism, montana i don't know much about

>>65767140
>Alaska and Montana have the highest suicide rates in the country which correlates with SAD
I'm not surprised about Alaska.

Don't get me wrong, I love comfy cold places as much as the next guy, but it seems like they took it a little bit too far with Alaska.

>>65767060
No, at the time we (my brothers and I) hated each other, constant physical fighting, stealing, shit talking, etc. My mother was stressed and forced everyone to go to the therapist

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>>65766526
I ain't cheap babes.
>>65766887
ok, now tell me what you would do to my sexy toes.
>>65766921
Sure thing, let me just generate a new one first :]

>>65765375
>a girl in CT called her school, pretending to be a clown and threatening to shoot it up
>pretending to be a clown
How do you pretend to be a clown over the telephone?

>>65767240
Ah, no dad, that was the problem

Why didn't you say that from the get go?

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ABSOLUTE kino

https://youtu.be/i8K0sW8GX-4

How do we solve the Filipino problem growing in the United States?

I suggest mass genocide

>>65767089
>I bet they're a happy couple :)
thats the problem

>>65767245
file them bb :o)
>>65767217
Alaska goes through like a two day period where there's literally no sun, it's "night" that whole time

>>65767336
Why does that anger u anon??

>>65767269
She was doing it over social media for a while, then called
>>65767277
>father
>allowing family therapy
I thought it was obvious