>You wake up in Italy

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>>65754146
That would be lovely.

Is Italy a backwards country?

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>>65754146

>You wake up in Spain

You will never relocate to a small villa just on the outskirts of the town in beautiful Tuscany, spending your days making a living online at your desk overlooking the town and rolling hills and vineyards in the horizon.

When you finish you walk outside to your humble garden, enjoying the warm Mediterranean sun as you walk along your grape vines and fig trees, making your way to the end of your yard where your tomatoes are turning red. You pluck one ripe tomato right off the vine and bite into it, taking your small salt shaker out of your pocket to sprinkle on the juicy innards before your next bite. After watering your garden and enjoying the serenity of the Tuscan countryside, you decide to take a walk down to the local town where you're planning to meet your cute Italian gf later that day.

As you're walking along the country road, you can't help but notice a large gathering going on nearby. When you investigate, an old man walks up to you saying, "Heyyyyy!" and gives you a large hug. It's Ennio, the local shoemaker, who you haven't seen since you got your velcro sneakers mended last year. Apparently his family and friends are celebrating his 60th birthday. You wish Ennio a happy birthday, but as you make your exit he insists, in his broken English, that you stay a while and eat.

Alright, what's a few minutes? You're not in a rush.

You take a seat next to Fabrizio, an old moustachioed carpenter, who doesn't hesitate to tell you about all the women he's bedded. Without even realizing it, people have placed food and wine in front of you, urging you to eat because you look so skinny. If they saw you without your shirt on they'd be singing a different tune, you think to yourself.

(cont'd)

>>65755528
In the middle of a game of bocce with Ennio and the guys, you get a call from your cute Italian gf. She tells you she just finished her class and asks you where you want to meet up. You suggest Vicenzo's cafe at the edge of town. As you make your exit - again - Ennio's wife insists you take some homemade sweets with you to go. Reluctantly, you agree, and end up carrying a large bag filled with cookies, cakes, and other Italian pastries.

You find your cute Italian gf with coffee and a small cake waiting for you on the patio of Vicenzo's, smiling at your arrival. As soon as you sit down, the waiter comes out to ask what you'd like. You're pretty full as it is, so you simply ask for a caffè freddo. As you're discussing Ancient Roman history with your cute Italian gf who's studying the subject at the local university, you feel her foot creeping up your leg. You ask if this is her way of asking you to help her study for her final exam, to which she lets out a loud laugh.

After your light afternoon meal, you walk back to your villa with your arm around your cute Italian gf. You walk past the party which is still going, but insist that you feel too tired to continue your game of bocce. Once you finally arrive at your quaint villa, you join your Italian gf for a quick shower to clean off the day's sweat. But it proves to be futile.

After your shower, before you even get your clothes on, you lift your Italian gf over your shoulder, take her to bed, and make passionate love until she climaxes multiple times and you cum deep inside her twice - once in her pussy and once in her ass, using her own juices as lube for anal.

(cont'd)

>>65755528
>>65755554
You open a window to let the cool breeze in and lay together until she falls asleep in your arms. When you can't sleep you quietly get up and continue writing that novel you've been working on while sipping some grappa until you feel sleepy, then you slip back into bed and snuggle with your Italian gf until morning while hearing the distant laughter of Italian revelers.

>>65755528
>>65755554
>>65755582
autism

>>65755528
>>65755554
>>65755582

I like it.

>>65756813
>yank

Fuck off

>>65757129
>Velcro sneakers
You should have known by then that it's autistic rambling.

>>65755554
>an italian girl lets you fuck her ass
Yeah no.

>Mama mia that's a spicy meatball

>>65754146
>dead

Eat lasagna

go shopping

eat ice cream

fugg with a qt italian man :3c

>>65755528
>Velcro sneakers

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>you wake up in syria

That's obviously false.
If you're in Italy you just continue to sleep.

>>65764176
I live by this picture

>>65754146
In Naples, to be more precise.

>>65755528
>>65755554
>>65755582
thankyou leaf

>>65754146
dismantle