Criteria:
>Smaller and less relevant than your country.
>Has some sort of passive-aggressive superiority complex going on with regard to your country, yet never dares to be outright hostile without major foreign backing because they know they could be destroyed by you in an instant.
>Has an extremely similar culture to you but tries to deny that at every turn.
>>65753023
Canada is bigger than the US
>>65753023
>this jealous
wew
>>65753082
The US is 10x the population of Canada, which is what is usually meant by "bigger".
As for the OP, I'd think Greenland would be Canada's Canada and Denmark Germany's Canada.
>>65753023
It requires no introduction.
>>65753144
Then you should say less populated.
Also you seem to have no idea of German nor the Danish culture. Our Canada would be Austria btw.
>>65753023
Ireland
>>65753023
Canada is bigger than the US
>>65753023
>Has some sort of passive-aggressive superiority complex
That's because we're superior and we know it
>>65753023
Denmark is our canada except they do the right thing when it comes to migration. They are even so nice so they lead them straight to sweden. Danskjävlar.
>>65753082
>>65753368
he is american
Austria. They just push all the blame towards us once Europe is fucked again.
WW1? lol, shouldn't have supported us subduing Serbs.
WW2? lol, shouldn't have voted for one of ours.
Argentina
>>tfw no less important country in Europe than Slovakia
>>65753095
>newfies
>canadian
>>65753023
BELARUS
>>65761705
It has literally no right to exist. Even the Ukraine has more right to do it.
>>65759204
at least everyone leaves us alone
>>65761756
>It has literally no right to exist. Even the Ukraine has more right to do it
I guess it's just a buffer country
>>65761603
get the fuck out xhang
>>65759204
>>65761851
that's because you are the Canada of Czech Republic
>>65753023
Costa Rica
Australia
>lower gdp
>worse quality of life
>always get btfo by canadians on /int/
>extremely jealous and passive agressive
Armenia
>>65753023
Ireland
aso this >>65753082
Argentina.
>smaller and less relevant than your country.
Check.
>has some sort of passive-aggressive superiority complex going on with regard to your country, yet never dares to be outright hostile without major foreign backing because they know they could be destroyed by you in an instant.
Check. They try hard with the nigger monkey memes, but only with amerifags near them.
>has an extremely similar culture to you but tries to deny that at every turn.
They're like the poor version of the Rio Grande do Sul. Wait them to deny it.
Australia is Canada's Canada, and they have New Zealand.
>>65753023
for us it's sweden
>>65767413
Uhh no? It's Estonia.
half of what you wrote is wrong but u tried
>>65753082
Thats disputed
>>65753023
England: Scotland
>>65767474
Dude nobody gives a single fuck about Estonia.
t. other
would norway is swedens canada? is faroe islands icelands canada?
>>65759204
Gorgia is less important becuse they have to places trying to rebel.
NZ for Australia
Denmark for Germany (maybe?)