/asean/ Mandarin Edition

Hokkien.

are we getting bullied by mods?

You killed the other tread


But either way, Brunei will rise again and unite all of Borneo

I love being Chinese

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>>65744481
if my ancestors ran away from china because they were being bullied then why should I bother with china too?

Hokkien > Cantonese > Mandarin >>>>>> Malay > Hakka

>>65744880
>>65744502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mgt2tpTfBI

>Got bumped
Yes
>CP
No
>Derailed
No
>Break the rules
No

Why the fuck last thread got deleted, though?

Chinese of Malaysia, it is our solemn duty to help our neighbor Singapore and make it Malaysia again.

Go forth to Singapore, settle with their women, work there and make more Malaysians.

>>65745233
Singapore is too kiasu, can we just mass migrate to UK instead as Commonwealth citizens now that they're kicking out all the Europeans?

>>65745286
Fine. I guess.

We will make Britain Malaysia

>20xx
>Queen Ling Ling ascends the British throne
>Make Europe great again
>brcome eurasian

>>65745233
>>65745286
singapore di e ka cheng lah

>>65745420
It's ok Filipines you can make Spain enriched with genes from the most powerful race in the world

>>65745708
di e hiaw kong lan lang ueh bo? di jin kap siaw lah

mod please delete this thread

>>65745845
sai di e lau bu, ji bai bin

>>65746013
sila meninggal

>>65744548
Who cares

Im sick of the cuck for reddit poster mods here anyway

>>65745749
I cannot decipher this incoherent rambling

>>65746056
di siao siao lah, lan jiao bin

>>65746095
tak dit o lan lang ueh, mang di di kong huan na ueh. di kai ki siu tseh, ying tao kak

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WEW
E
W

>>65744754
Because we are now being bullied by them

Where will you run off too next?

http://slither.io/

>>65746543
ah yes the ultra modern papua new guinea

>>65743431
>Deep
ok
>Sentence
I made a paragraph instead

My fresh OC:

Ikini-nanaghoy koto, sa aki'y naranasan mo,
Nakirusa ka sa mga nahibo ko, sana'y mahimok kita na patawarin moko,
Nais kong magawa na pangitiin ka lamang, munting 'sansandale man 'to
Mayari ako'y mabigo, magunita mo ko'y ayos na,
Ano ma'y makuru-kuro mo, pataboy man 'to sa sanka ng makamuhi
Matandaan mo lang sana ang mga nai-uho kong punyagi para sayo
Iwahi moto'y kataga lamang ang matitira, kay yansumi na matatamimi ka
Isinasamo ko na maisakokote moto, nawa'y hiling ko sayo...

>>65746543
Source?

malon anjing
filipin kontol

>>65746732
Wewuz Japanese

>>65746732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FjeBTrkNE9

KU KU KU PUNYA CINTA

>that guy

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>>65746732

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>>65747389
>this indon

wtf i like roti canai now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6L8L4VZb9k

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>>65746732
*tip*

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>>65744481
Please translate Op's picture.

Kek /asean/ is kill, it's for the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmCbkjYNWo

>>65748379
ching chong chin dick small chong

>>65748662
Stop this

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>>65746556
>Where will you run off to next?
i-into malay-chan's arms

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Our Vag

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>>65748875
*blocks your path*

@65748695

Thanks

>>65746732
Looks like you added and changed some of these words to make it more Japanesey

>>65747779
>tfw no chinese malaysian gf

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Go2Sleep wagecucks

>>65746543
Shouldn't you include income tax and gst rate to the table for a better comparison?

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all failed state

>>65749547
that's very rude

>>>/r/malaysia

Call me anytime if there's a Coup d'etat. I'm always ready, sharpening my blades to personally deliver the hand of justice against that criminal of a president.

>>65750244
meet you there. my boot and your skull are gonna be great friends.

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>>65750244
>Not crashing a tank into presidential palace
Blades are kinda lame for a coup, I'm sure CIA can afford something better than that.

>>65750674

Not like you'll have a single limb remaining to hold a single boot with after we meet

>>65751183
super kawaii katana moves, fedora senpai

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>Mandarin edition
Looks like my threads started a fad on /int/.

>>65750244
>loud against the west
>"silent diplomacy" when filipino fishermen are criminally attacked
truly worst

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>>65751484
it's not a fad if there are millions of chinese here already to begin with

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>>65751484
did it?

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>>65751653

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>>65751668

>>65751653
>>65751668
how do you guys now when the other one has posted here so fast?

>>65751761
samefagging la

>>65749547
>no Uganda
I guess the Jews are trying to mend relations after what they did

>be Idi Amin
>try to help Palestinian hijackers by letting them land on your air base
>hold mostly Israeli passengers
>suddenly Israeli special forces land in airbase with C-130 Hercules
>kills 50 of your soldiers and terrorist
>blows up most of your newly given Russian fighter aircraft in your air force
>Jews successfully rescues most prisoner and only one Jewish special forces trooper dead
kek

>>65749547
wtf i love malaxia and brunei now

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>>65751575
I would actually feel relieved to know the Southeast Asian man I am talking to is Chinese and not a plopper.

>>65751938
can i get a free dutch citizenship if i play my colonial victim card?

>

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>>65752032
>colonial victim card
Only if you can from Maluku, you can piss off otherwise.
To be serious though, I noticed that Indonesians never actually seem to complain to and demand monies from us. It's always Dutch liberals bringing the subject up instead. What's up with that?

>>65752238
we are not like ameriniggers or jews la
our slavery past is a past

I don't like this

>>65752238
Straya gives them money every year, Bogan overlord is the new hotness.

Mod please delete this thread

Do it now

Hello can I speak to the manager

hehehe

Who is in charge

>>65753363
liem chang here
i'm the manager
what can i help?

>hate chinese
>a chinese himself
Fuck

>>65753563
That internalised anti-peranakan sentiment feel ;_;

Sorry I don't talk to someone named Liem. Please connect me to a Budi or Bambang.

>>65753701
Hello, I'm Dr. Paul, how can i help you.

>>65753701
唉唷,有什麼問題?

>>65753772
Hello Dr Paul. How's life in Azerbaijan? You doing good?

>>65753912
Indomie hen hao xie xie

>>65754200
Yes thanks, doing fine. Hit some turbulance but still afloat. So everything ok. How can I help you?

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>colonies
lick my feet

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>>65752238
you like maluku people?

*hangs up phone*

>>65754574
From which part of Indonesia are you from?

>>65754574
They're good people and we could not deliver independence to them, so we owe them something. It's a complicated story.

maluku malumu jua

I want to eat KFC so bad, it's in walking distance

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>>65754676
im the javanese supremacist spammer guy

>>65752238
because true martial race can accept the defeat and the existence of spoils of war.
counter-intuitively its the ultimate sissy cucks that endlessly whining about their past "privilege" had been robbed.
glory for those who dare to invoke bloodshed

>>65755106
What are you?

A nigger?

>>65755985
>counter-intuitively its the ultimate sissy cucks that endlessly whining about their past "privilege" had been robbed.
Is this a jab at the whole 'century of humiliation' thing?

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>>65756055
absolutely
what a fucking weak ass embarrassment, colonials won their spoils fair and square.
its not about being cucked, it was our weakness that should be blamed and we can't let it happen again

>>65756280
I did not expect this answer, but I see what you're coming from.
I have an Indonesian gf. What if she ever brings up history?

>>65754533
Fuck you and your mess.

>>65757108
if she's butthurt about it then she's another brainwashed kid who took history lesson in school as nothing but story telling session.

>>65757108
what ethnic she is?

>tfw coughing real bad blood came out
Hahaha
This is it

>>65757479
Batak.

>>65757485
Tuberculosis from the haze years ago?

>>65757637
does she has a square face?

>>65757766
She does, but maybe it just looks like that to me because I heard that's the stereotype about them.

>>65757939
bataks are grateful to dutches for bringing christianity to them, so they're historically not hostile to you, not all though

>>65758208
I think the ones that are not won't come to this country.

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你好, can someone translate pic related for me?

>>65758462
Post it in /sino/ for better results.

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>>65757939
its not without any reason.
majority of them DO square faced

>>65758507
thanks, didnt know there was a /sino/ general

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>>65755997
>tfw went to KFC
>no black people
>all blonde whiteys
>finished order
>waiting for my food
>fat woman comes in the store fuming
>angry tells the staff that they got her order wrong
>angry woman demands her correct order + burger
>I almost lost my shit
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>65757231
r-rude!

>>65748695
The person who made this just...hasn't visited even a third of the boards in this picture. They have no clue of what a "board culture" is. Not at all.

>>65758276
figures,
which ethnic indonesian are the most numerous in netherland? are they mostly christian or muslim? how are they perceived there?

>>65758682
Huh...pretty ironic just like the VP debate

I'll not talk about it since whenever I mention it, I somehow get a warning

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>>65759055
I just got unbanned after I got banned for 4 days after "for free" mod though I was posting nude memenose

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>>65758953
>which ethnic indonesian are the most numerous in netherland?
I would say most Dutch people with Indonesian heritage are mixed. Notable examples are pic related and Geert Wilders. Not just for historical reasons. It's also common for recent Indonesian immigrants to marry Dutch people rather than form a community

They tend to be christian moreso than muslim. The most visible ethnicity is the Ambonese/Maluku people, because they, unlike the others, tend to stick together and for a tight and closed community.

>>65759265
wtf geert wilders is mix indon

ambonese and maluku people are christianised and loyal to dutch, most local colonial era soldiers and administrators are from there, which pissed off other indons, they're among the most persecuted during 1945 war of independence

i wonder what the indo community looks like, since ambon and manado people are not among the prettier ethnic here, they're basically half abos/melanesian

>>65760081
>i wonder what the indo community looks like
They have a reputation of being good looking actually. The Javanese are usually the ones doing the race mixing anyway.

>>65759227
NOOD MEMENOSE????

LETTME SEE

>>65760081
>manado people are not among the prettier ethnic here
who told you this dumb shit?
there are 2 ethnic known to be natural born celebrity, they're sundanese and manadonese.
manadonese beauty are known throughout this country

>>65760081
post pict please

>>65760558
wrong reading, sorry, i always mixed up ambon-manado-maluku-minahasa peeps since they're commonly grouped together

>>65747240
>>65749049
That's actually nowhere close to being Japanese or having its grammar, it might sound like it, but it's 100% proper Tagalog.

I made a short scenario on what a Tagalog would be if I Japanesify it:

Me nakita akon'soro sa malayo
Dan-dan pumarako ako sa santabe nya
Ikinabute ko na 'to'y maamo
Hinipo-hipo ko an'tenga nito
Napakamahuwa-huwa to wa
Ge ka 'syoso ko masyado
Sya'y ga kiri-kiri sa bawa' himase ko
"Puri puri puri~!"

Good Morning /asean/!

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wake up wagecucks, no need to sleep in the British Empire because the sun never sets

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RIP IN MACARONI MEMEIAN DANKIAGO

>>65762401
You are doing it again my mang

>>65765564
Stop. I am making a big present for you for delivery in May2017. It is my dissertation and I will send you a copy for free once I submitted it on Turnitin

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>>65766254
>doing a dissertation
pleb, I ain't doing that

I'm looking at doing a placement year next year becoming a wageslave intern for 12 months and hopefully get offered a place once I graduate by our corporate overlords

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>tfw people find out you do medical law and they say "isn't that about suing doctors?".
>tfw I sound such an evil person, it's not even entirely about suing and you can't even sue doctors in the first place only the NHS.
Why do bad things happen to good people? It's a thankless job like the tax man

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>>65766738
You still have to do it my cuckfren

It's just that you get a year to work

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>>65766974
I can do practical lawyer (volunteer in free legal clinic for the entire 3rd year) as an alternative and still get the same points and I get to add shit on my CV in the process :^)

Placement year is seperate, so I get two work experience to put in my CV. :^)

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Any Indons here?
Why is there such "chinese" architecture in Denpasar like in pic related?

There might be in other cities too but I just did a quick Street view and noticed alot of such architecture all over the place there

>>65767111
You are probably just a pussie. My dissertation will prepare me for MAs and may hopefully be creative and good enough to warrant at least 60 and above

I hope I can have a gf by this year and eat her pucci

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>>65767186
>be creative
more like regret after 5,000 words

>>65767227
I have 6000 words. And it will at least be I hope convincing enough to demonstrate why Google is immoral for manipulating search engines in favor of Hillary Clinton

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>>65767275
>tfw your research find that there is no manipulation and you go for a Bregret

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>>65767433
I'll make sure there is. My good friend Black Pigeon Speaks have links to news articles on the subject and one peer reviewed journal.

Also you will live your life with guilt knowing you defended criminals

>>65768022
>>65768265
Morning cringe

>>65767162
that is not chinese

>>65768022
>hurhur we are not Americas bitch
>yet proceeds to complain how america is not making us their bitch and giving us free ot sellign us missles

You'll you give a raging gorrilla who has questionable ethics deadly weapons?

>>65769132
>>65770058
>post something
>bully them
>they delete their posts
D:

>>65770241
The weak must fear the most powerful race

>>65770218
tastes like indonesian coffee tbqh

all SEA coffee taste the same

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>>65770323
Toraja beans are more acidic than the rest I think. Sumatra mandhailing and Papua taste the same, but I like Papuan beans better because of this '''''''wine''''''' aftertaste. Dunno about Bali

Kopiko = cancer juice

>>65770218
>>65770404
the fug with this "gourmet" coffee meme shit?

>>65768265
>>65769132
>>65770058
I have no idea, but I never seen that president made people smile by F-word
he has talent
https://youtu.be/T5MyrWcQqhU

>>65767162
thats local style
those kind of '''chinese''' roof is traditional in south indon

>>65770458
>gourmet coffee
can't be gourmet cause there's no semen art on it

also I'm no fuckboy, arabica brews are just stronker

Magandang umaga
Selamat pagi

>>65770460
flips banter too much especially bisaya
there is even no sign of showing respect like 'po' and 'opo' in their language

i cry a little bit when my bisayan relatives on my father side tells me to get a girlfriend and jokingly insults me that im a faggot

>>65770569
that not banter that just having no manners and lack of self awareness really

funny that we always scream we lack discipline and inconsiderate

>>65770460
hes definitely making china smile and probably our anti american commies

>>65771261
grandpa came from there before switching islands
what does the average Ilocano do?

>when someone has the AUDACITY to tell me I'm the same as someone from Java or Sulawesi

>>65772164
you are the same as someone from Java or Sulawesi

>>65772164
t. Zahid Hamidi al-Najib

>>65772164
malaysians are just discounted version of indonesians

>>65772289
come to think of it, Malaysia itself is just Upper Kalimantan desu

>>65772219
>>65772231
>>65772289
Malaysians are Malaysians
Indonesians are Indonesians
Nusantara is irrelevant to today
Get out normies

>>65772164
Why are there 2 different indonesian flags on /asean/?

>>65772317
>t. Huang Ti

>>65772164
Maybe you have the face of a seamen.

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>>65772317

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>>65772317
I am more related to Malays in East Sumatera than Kadazan and Iban in Sabah and Sarawak

>>65771261
Is this a Macuck spawn?

I'd go Martial Law on her

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>>65771261
Can she be my Mirage

>>65771261
Her head seems disproportionately small.

>tfw no flip gf to mumble at me in her jungle speak while I spam slark on SEA servers while pretending to be chinese

might off myself lads

just figured out a brilliant and ingenious way to get a girl naked.

throw dollar bills at her till her panties drop.

>>65753563
>>65753563
>>hate chinese
>>a chinese himself

malaysia's biggest problem

>tfw my unexposed skin area is 2 or 3 level more whiter than my exposed skin area
What do senpai?

>>65774083
t. keling

>>65774129
>implying there's keling in indon
I'm just hafu-chink senpai. I'm not paimin tho, because he's 1/4 chink.

>>65773661
Angles m8

>>65773775
Might as well hire some hooker or peek at your mum's body

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>>65774083
Straw cloak, problem solved.
Ask some rice farmer for some straw and make it yourself using hemp rope and adhesive.

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how accurate is pic related

>>65774758
not really

>>65774758
we tryhard to be NK tier dictator it failed

>>65774758
Not really. You're just butthurt because flip becomes best friend with China and Russia, and leaves you because your cuck president.

>>65774758
how 'bout no

>>65774952
and our pres is butthurt about ejk and now we are cuck with china
round and round it goes

>>65774758
>us of a is chinaman
>flip is a nigger
accurate

>>65774758
Half.

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swagging

>>65775605
they may have died but they died stylish

>>65775605
lol what a dumb monkey
gregorio del pilar is shite tier hero
aguinaldo is master race

>>65774758
Should be Canada lecturing the US.

>>65775728
TRAYDOOOOOR

▲
▲ ▲

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>>65775728
edi wow

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>>65775731
made this just for you, my finnish friend

>>65775825
Nice triangle
Thank you for sharing

>>65775825
newfreind

>>65775728
>Aguinaldo
>sucking Imperial Japan's dick

he's a bitch.

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GOD WILLS IT!

reddit have arrived

>>65774758
>tfw potty trained by Americans to govern country
>meanwhile Malaysians Singapore as it's main economic hub
>only had a couple of years to be trained
>still more developed than Philippines
wtf

Hey have any of you done silat?

>>65776423
hello, fellow pinoy redditor.

>>65776459
>japs touched your capital like how that dirty weird 50 year old uncle rape you when you were 4 years old

>>65776505
>meanwhile you're parents are being cuffed in the corner by slimy jap hands and screaming "she's a neutral zone! she's a neutral zone!"

>>65776559
>now you grew up and become a slut but still managed to get up and independent until your uncle rapes you again(1997 asian financial crisis)

>>65776462
FMA > Silat
FMA has silat in it, a long with a dozen other martial arts.

>>65774758
>murica
>european
>forgetting we were oppressed by spanish trash for 300 years
not everything that comes from europe is pleasant

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Siobhan Thompson is a cute :3
>tfw she will never be your gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyyT2jmVPAk

hehehe

>>65776423
>http://news.asiaone.com/news/asia/duterte-rated-very-good-first-90-days-opinion-poll
CAN'T MUERTE THE DUTERTE

SUCK DICK YELLOW CUNT!


A-am I doing this right?

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>>65776802

just fuck this non-country up

>>65776462
I learn Silat Cekak when I was in college

>>65776802
I remember before the internet, chinese guys would sell pirated cd and porn at the night market

>>65776896
yes it was always the chinese in the early 00s before dvd era.
I remember getting bible black from the chinese seller in our area.


I feel bad to some of them still open when nobody is buying, dunno when wont they just shut it down.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/world-travel/asia/tourist-faces-jail-over-pulling-plug-on-prayer-sermon/news-story/2f9ead8b56c3b629b185693c047c27c6

>>65776924
forgot to add
maybe its a front or something nowadays?

>>65776896
They still sell them.

>>65776930
thought Buddhist are supposed to be chill.

>>65776802
I remember I bought that Sunshine Cruz X Jay Manalo vid from some Muslim a more than a decade ago.

>>65776799
Lol these are the kind of people who likes Dutdut>>65776388
The ABC are not happy tho
>>65776375
General Luna sucks spic/Mexican dick tho

>>65777010
Kek at this point I am just gonna brace for the wild ride.

>tfw 3 months feels like forever and so many changes indeed that makes me want to fuck my shit up.

>>65776930
In Buddhism, you can earn good karma by making Buddha images or copying verses of the sutras

>>65776388

basbas ng diyos amputa lahat talaga ng mga taga Mindanao mga terorista

>>65776388
Based as always Manny "faggots worse than animals" Pacquiao

>>65777173

Subhumans are technically worse than animals because animals are at the very least pure and are still in their original form and fulfilling their original purpose.

>>65777173
Still can't believe he fucking outmaneuvered delima.

what the fuck

quints get

>>65777277

nice quints

>>65777173
He's an idiot typical puppet

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>Duterte gained a net satisfaction rating of +64 percent, which is classified as “very good.”

Feels good mang, Im loving our culture.

>>65769598
>>65770491
I didn't mean it is Chinese, but that it looks like your typical Asian architecture

>>65777697
wasn't that at the 90s at the beginning of his term?

DUTERTE WILL MAKE PHILIPPINES GREAT AGAIN

>>65777777
get

Manny Pacquiao will become president of Asean Federation.

[spoiler]GET[/spoiler]

all asean posters will never get gf

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Flips here

I would like to give an airgun to Philippines and give it as Christmas present

I wonder if there's any laws prohibiting possesing air guns in Philippines
The family lives in a subdivision, in a neighborhood where nobody would mind if they did target shooting with it over there

Would there be any problem either way?

>>65777783
>I would like to give an airgun to Philippines and give it as Christmas present
*like to bring an airgun to Philippines

>>65777783
none

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>>65777783
load it with fun substance thanks

I really need my fix

>>65777783

Our country is currently literally a non-country so you best not bring any things here that would result to suspicion and eventually lead to cardboard sprinkling

>>65777872
no problem?

>>65777886
yeah go ahead there is no laws about it. You can get guns here if you have any money anyway.

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What kind of retarded janitor deletes pics of 3d qts? Ffs

>>65777783
Anyone here had air gun or pellet gun wars? That was fun as heck.

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>>65777768
Jokes on you

Im a hetero gril

>>65778176
>pellet gun wars
Found the oligarch


We, the masa, make baril-barilan using slim bamboo shooters with wet paper bullets.

>>65778176
I remember we had bags full of pellet bullets and firecrackers as bombs and shout "Pire in da hole!", especially near Pasko.
>tfw you will never have this much fun again
;-;

>>65778181
>2D chest

Ill allow it

>>65778176
>pellet gun wars?
MY NIGGA

>tfw wearing jacket, motorcycle helmet to battle with pellet shotgun with katropa in attacking the next baranagay
Missed that shit.

>>65778176
yes,barangay kids vs other barangay kids.was very fun

>>65778223
I bet you didn't hold a piccolo with your index and thumb like a real man!

Is this what they called love?

>>65778396

we still call it love

>>65778350
Kek, I remember people igniting Piccolo like 10 at a time and throwing them on the other side, but it wasn't just Piccolo. We had lots of people bringing 5-star, Triangle and Whistlebomb. We even bombed their base-camps with Sinturon ni Hudas. It was literally war. One of my most memorable moments.

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>>65778396
love is a lie

>>65777697
This>>65777137
Is just eww

>>65776388
checked
next president is manny pacquiao
inshallah

why are redditards such cucks for america?

>>65778433

So how does it feel having some experience that only professional Demolitioners should do?

>>65778533
F U N

That was literally the best.
Eating and dropping your Iskrambol / Sago (can't remember) and Pizza while hiding from the enemy.

>playing with literal bombs

I guess we really are muslims at heart mashallah

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You willl never board a Vietnamese bikini flight ;_;

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>>65778176
Only the slingshot kind using eggplant but firecracker use is banned since girls play along with us.

>>65778516
And the facebook paid dutdutfags and marcoscuks are so Cuck for china

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>>65778533
is throwing cow shit to your playmates acceptable?
did it once when i got a lot of them shooting at me.
>>65778638
i also tried to make some, didn't exploded tho but it made a very huge flash that blinded us for a minute.

>>65778664
WTF I love Vietnam now

>>65778698

It's just cowshit, it won't take away a limb or two in case of a misfire

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>>65778673
Pic related is okay though as well as using girls as hostages.

>>65778696
cucking to china is a necessary evil, if we kept on cucking to america, shit might hit the fan and america will declare war with china (most likely that america will declare first) then drag us with them, and guess what (((UN))) and russia will join, the battlefield would be our shithole.
memes aside faggot, they think that america is the bestest and our friend, but in reality we are just a useful idiot to america.

>>65778664
>1st world
>not having money for travel, blackjack and hookers
Does not compute.

Why aren't Taiwan and Tailand one country? They're basically the same people

>>65778800
LoL so they are legit cucked to china

>nesessary evil
Yet our neighbors are reaping the benefits of the usa

>>65778863
One is an actual country but Taiwan is a rogue province.

>>65778863
Why aren't china and malaysia one country? They're basically the same people

>>65778884
>benefits
you think they got the military equipment for free, they paid for it.
america is neither an enemy or a friend to us.

>>65778936
Nothing is for free
Do you think china will just give weapons that we will use against them to take back our territories that they stole

>>65778696
Coz our idiotic Bisayan Fuhrer got butthurt, how dare they put strings to aid and monies we need. We should get them aid and stop commenting on our Final Solution!

>>65778779
Kek, we used to call those "Picchoge". They were so weak, even a Watusi was much better. People who'd throw in a war would get the "Tuya", they'd usually laugh at them for using it.

>>65778966
you didn't took my point
we should stay a bit further to america and stay a bit closer to the chinks, be friends to both. a one sided relationship with either country will only end up in some crisis because of their clashing interests and we would get crushed between them.
we should use both countries to serve our OWN interests.

the chinks sold us some shitty trains for a low price.

>>65779013
Btw, same meaning for those who don't know / live in different areas:
Picchoge = Pitsoge = Pitsugin

>>65779084
Nothing in his statements implys he will go neutral not even in economic way
Gezz maybe the USA doesn't want to give weapons and fund a dictator agin

>>65779084
We also have our own intresnt in our EEZ and resources that
China is stealing
Wtf unless we have full given up on this country

>>65779148
>tells us were not giving up our islands
>but he will!
i hate discussing with this shit all over again

Can you fucks fuck off?

>>65779113
> Gezz maybe the USA doesn't want to give weapons and fund a dictator agin
>buys jets
>no missile that we could USE to kill the moros
Yeah, they can fuck off

WE CHINA AND RUSSIA NOW

>>65779190
China is already there
He basically does nothing america is already will to help with patroling but no csue muh ejk dindu nothing

>>65779215
Jets are trainers
We are not trained for them its are requerimen to buy them
If they stick to the AFP modernization we will eventually have them


The missiles china gave to Indonesia didn't even work infornt of jowoki

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>>65779013
Well make a girl cry and you gonna have a bad day, using matchstick firecrackers is fine when its all boys team.

>>65779215
The jets came from south Korea

>>65779276
1/5 of our players were girls, and they're actually the ones that chases you and fucks you up lol
Most Kanto girls in the Philippines aren't really scared of the firecrackers, they're pretty much used to it.

>>65779377
But more importantly, are they qts?

>>65779494
the ones born in Manila look like garbage, most qts come from other regions that move to Manila to try and live a better life

new bread

>>65779563
>>65779563
>>65779563

>>65779528
You just contradicted yourself lol

>>65779494
Idk, most of them looked fair like Kitty Duterte, or a halfie like me, only like 4 girls were really brown.

>>65779528
Can you send one of the qts to me?

>>65779596
I am already hard right now

>>65779619
Lel

>>65779655
Ignore this, wrong message.

>>65779579
well I live in Manila, so I can only work with what I know, but I never said all girls born in Manila are ugly as fuck

tl;dr
girls born in manila = mostly garbage
girls born outside of manila = usually qt

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>>65779619
no

>>65779722
And yet they move to manila kek