Australia edition
korean pop?
anime?
>>65740715
FREEZE
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
LAY DOWN THE LAPTOP AND YOU WON'T GET HURT
Australia is cute
Going to finish off this massive sloppy shit from earlier
Then I'm going to get on the phone and make an appointment with the barbers hahahah EEEERRR already getting anxious
got my dog sitting in my lap
Kpop can suck my dick
Daily reminder that if your penis isn't 7 inches in girth you will never satisfy a woman
nvm she jumped off
having a w*nk
>>65743355
fully aware of this sweetie :) xx
post in here >>65740711 still we hit 310
hmm yes landscape architect seems interesting
i am enjoyable
>>65743396
Is this the newest iteration of le racism frog?
Why is Labour so against Grammar schools?
>>65740783
I want a Aussie gf desu
>>65743426
You must be an absolute runt to not realise why. Go read up on the labour party sweetie xox
>>65743426
because they'd have to start spelling it labor wahey
>>65743433
I WANT a yank gf 2bh
Kpop can suck my dick
wouldn't mind a yank mistress but I'd never marry one
Every other species of ape has alpha males. To think that humans would be any different is ridiculous.
>>65743447
Just explain it to me, it seems like a good way to achieve class mobility.
Wish runts were real
>>65743426
Why are the Tories so in favour of secondary moderns?
>>65743450
not bad 2bh
Was Clement Attlee a good PM? Keep in mind he's responsible for the welfare state
>>65743492
runt
>>65743489
true, I am the alpha male
>>65743524
Australian
>>65743513
then the answer is no
>>65743557
idiot,
filtered,
>>65743557
This was also directly after WW2
>>65743535
hmm, yes a slight intelligence increase on this one
must be a pact leader
shame they must be culled
*grabs the runt rifle*
>>65743513
Literally the best prime minister we have ever had.
>>65743584
LORD PALMERSTON
>>65743513
Attlee was based
>>65743566
hi labour
>>65743582
>pact leader
>>65743606
Welfare state was a great achievement and necessary at the time. To call Attlee a bad PM because youre some grubby little "libertarian" runt is idiotic
>>65743582
*hisses loudly and jumps straight for your jugular*
>>65743602
He also fought in the great war if I'm not mistaken
Why are none of Kanye West's songs that weren't released as a single on youtube? There are only live versions. Did he have them removed? What a jew.
>>65743627
delete this
>>65743602
desu it is easier to build loads of new stuff after the Germans bombed most the country to rubble
>>65743650
no thx
>>65743656
Just get Tidal nigga
>>65743656
So that you subscribe to tidal I'm guessing?
>>65743644
not a libershit tyvm. Maybe it was necessary post WWII but it's only necessary today for pakis and runts
>>65743656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vBgv0frMSQ
fuck are you on about
Praying for Kim Kardashian ;__;
>>65743701
>this video is not available
>>65743700
Literally 90% of the people you talk to when you come on here on a weekday at this time are claiming benes lad
>>65743740
Niggas in Paris
>>65743582
you slipped up man
The hair is falling out at an ALARMING rate lads
>>65743744
interesting
unironically have access to entire new albums on youtube for free uploaded by google in america
*snips several dozen of your hairs off while you sleep every night*
heheheehehehe!
*scampers back up the wall and into the loft*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>65743787
I'll fucking crush your orbital if you down-talk me again
>>65743789
How old are you?
>>65743700
fuck off you spastic
welfare is an obligation of a functional society
there are alot of people who are through no fault of their own unable to effectively support themselves or need some aid to do so, and it is our obligation to aid our countrymen
dont even care that much about welfare bludgers desu
Who won the debate
>>65743889
Too young to be losing my fucking hair
>>65743863
>people still use this captcha and not the old one which is just a few numbers
>>65743918
Vidal
Listening to a bit of the so called Red Hot Chili Peppers
>>65743880
you're not ggg son put em up and i'll put you down, you welfare hating inferioid
>>65743922
this is some new shit
you highlight the sign, like you do when you want to crop something in paint
>>65743919
why are women so mean what is this from
>>65743962
>what is this from
runt
>>65743918
Kaine said the Russian bear never dies, just hibernates.
Really tells the whole story. Hillary is desperate for world war 3 while trump actually wants to improve relations
>>65743863
i had this EXACT fucking captcha. The same photo. I also couldn't do it and just pressed skip.
>>65743962
my scientology movie
touch medicare and i'll fucking end you
>>65744001
We must be kindred spirits.
>>65744025
are you a grill :O
gonna ask her if she wants to chill tomorrow night
expecting a no
>>65743919
Sorry lad, I'd be devastated if that happened to me.
wanked
having a smoke
wish this labor voting ausrunt would fuck off. MT never said he was touching medicare, the ALP just blatantly fucking lied as per usual.
runt tier party. Everyone that votes for them is an uneducated bogan or shitskin.
>>65744093
>t. friendlyjordies
>>65744093
Don't care about any of this so stop talking about it please
>>65744119
are you autistic? friendlyjordies IS the labor parties youth mouthpiece. He despises anyone slightly right of centre.
FUCKING RUNTS ILL SMACK YA FACE IN
Did you miss me?
>>65744153
sorry i havent been following the thread and my dyslexic brain thought for a moment that ALP was the liberal party, realised my fuckup the second i posted it
>>65744182
no worries x
Really wish aussies would FUCK OFF out of /brit/
It's called /BRIT/ for a reason. We don't want any of you annoying cunts in these threads ok
>>65744207
this desu, you too though
>>65744176
GOOD MORNING
daily reminder /brit/ would be NOTHING without us
enjoy your yanks, pseudo-yanks and hobbit-yanks you dumb fucking proto-yanks
>>65744093
you idiot, labor's voting base is resoundingly middle aged and middle class for a start
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/five-nsw-hospitals-to-be-privatised-under-surprise-plan-20160915-grh6mq.html
lnp
the rebate freeze, cutting bulk billing for x rays and pathology and they looked into having the medicare system itself privately run
whilst bill shorten ran with it pretty wildly medicare is a real australian treasure and should be supported and protected at all costs, lest we should lose what it means to be an egalitarian society
it is under threat and they dont care about us
t not enrolled
Dani Daniels isnt dead
>tfw unironically a member of the labor party
>tfw unironically work for a labor member of parliament
dont even vote labor lol
>australia
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A MEME CALLED "EASTER?"
>>65744249
who?
>>65744237
t. Most similar country to Burgerland
>>65744249
>not dropping her after she stopped doing lesbian porn
ha
>>65744119
friendlyjordies is based
>>65744258
>labor
FOY
ngl lads theresa may is fucking terrifying
>>65744270
autogynephile
Going to kill Australians
Might have to join the Tories now lads, Theresa May's speech was just too good.
just sneezed
>>65744244
>http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/five-nsw-hospitals-to-be-privatised-under-surprise-plan-20160915-grh6mq.html
>url not found
>baka who?
The federal government doesn't run a single hospital you stupid fucking idiot. The states are in charge of hospital administration. The only thing they were considering "privatising" regarding medicare was a portion of the billing department WITH THE GUARANTEE that there would be NO EXTRA cost to the end user.
You're the sort of fucking runt that would have complained about the $7 co-payment even though it was only going to take effect after 10+ vists in a year.
>>65744289
>t. friendlyjordies
>>65744293
>The Australian Labor Party has its origins in the Labour parties founded in the 1890s in the Australian colonies prior to federation.
>Founded in 1900, the Labour Party overtook the Liberal Party as the main opposition to the Conservative Party in the early 1920s
uhmm... nice try sweetie :) xx
working with a scouser m8s
she tries this "scousers are well respected nice people and we represent kindness and community spirit" bullshit line with me
o i am laffin
>>65744338
Its S M H .com
Gookmoot has the filters on
>tfw brit on holiday
>going to take this opportunity to use this American flag and make Americans look silly and ruined their reputation
D E V I L I S H
>>65744368
FOY
>at a fast food restaurant in America
>order a chicken sandwich
>with bacon?
>if by bacon you mean rashers yes.
>She asks if I want fries
>I say if by fries you mean chips yes.
>She asks what soda I want
>if by soda you mean fizzy drink I'll have a coke
>She asks if I want change
>of course I want change I gave you a tenner not my fault your boss doesn't pay you properly
>>65744390
why and when did he turn them back on?
*drinks two glasses of wine, four vodka and lemonades, and a shot of sambuca*
*wakes up with ched evans on top of me*
Seriously considering joining merchant navy as a deck officer lads
Poo poo wee wee lol
>>65744478
more like dick orificer
>>65744419
>Rashers
>>65744320
friendly reminder
>>65744412
>implying yanks need help ruining their reputation
>implying they have any sort of reputation that isn't already in ruins
Would support the death penalty but there's a limit to the number of controversial opinions you're allowed to hold these days
Anyone else wank off to the amateur videos on pornhub? They have some great paki male/white girl vids.
>>65743602
>Hating on women
Sexist, I like how it doesn't mention that we could have had even more money if Clement didnt try to hold the empire together after WW2.
>>65744507
What is the mandem?
Women must be punished for their crimes of rejecting such a magnificent gentleman as myself.
>>65744499
What's your issue, huh? What the fuck is wrong with you. Grow up you fucking failed vasectomy
>>65744499
good post
Taking a grime pilgrimage to Shoreditch car park
crusts are the worst part of a sandwich
Fucking hell lads literally can't stop sweating like a fucking madman
Shower every morning, tried shit loads of different types of deodorant - roll on, spray, stick etc.
Was walking to uni today with a thin T-shirt on even though it's cold out (Irish weather) and everyone else was in coats or jumpers and by the time I sit down in the lecture hall my hair is literally dripping with sweat, armpits absolutely drenched, arse crack like a swamp and I stink like shit
I'm not even fat either, might go to the doctors
Trump will save the mandem
alri
>>65744575
>not even fat
are you unfit though?
made a turkey melt for breakfast x
>>65744575
I do this too and I think it may have something to do with some sort of low-grade anxiety or something, because when I take benzos the amount I sweat for no reason literally quarters
daily reminder the united states would be mexico or vietnam tier if it was colonised by spain or france respectively.
>>65744506
Yes streaky rashers. Got a problem?
>>65744575
I have a circulatory issue that causes this when I have to stand for long (more than a couple minutes) periods
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postural_orthostatic_tachycardia_syndrome
>>65744664
stellar post
>>>/vip/ /Brit/ when?
lads
perhaps
we should stop killing the mandem
>>65744680
That's fucking ridiculous
>>65744626
That's an odd superpower
at the doctor the other day, diagnosis adhd, on amphetamines now for it
>>65744680
you're fucking kidding me.
i HATE gMoot
>>65744724
nice, finally an australian speedlad
>>65744713
Actually burst out laughing at this
>>65744742
>>65744713
child's sense of humour
>>65744764
Sorry let me use more sophisticated humor for you
Doing a poo
>>65744793
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXCELLENT POST
Subscribed and upvoted
>>65744709
>>65744732
>>65744709
>>65744732
C'mon lad get your passports
at the doctor the other day, diagnosis autism, on 4chan now for it
>faggot think being a fag is natural
>they wouldn't even exist if their straight parents didn't use their opposite sexual organs to procreate
Lmao faggot are dumb and immoral
>>65744886
Fuck off back to wherever you come from foreigner
>>65744886
bigot.
>>65744886
rasheed
not a huge fan of the feeling when you get up and have to take a massive piss desu
>>65744886
>faggot
fuck off yank
poured WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much milk in my tea haha
ruined my morning y'know
>>65744869
is it possible to disable the badge?
>>65740715
hello
>>65744935
Yeah, it's off by default
mom only found out yesterday that david bowie died
havent posted in a month
got myself a thicc aussie gf
living the dream lads, living the dream
Had to interact with a sc*ttish '''''person''''' today. Disgusting.
>>65744966
>mom
fuck off yank
>>65744886
Gay
>>65744886
You fucking bigot that's not how it works
wish i had a gf with a nice fanny
doing a post
>>65744972
did you call him what he is: a filthy subhuman northern mongrel?
mawm owenly found awwt yesturghdhey that dayvawhd bouwie died
back from the gym lads
some german scrote was injuring his back doing deadlifts but i didn't try to help him out
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it
*jots a note down in my notebook*
very interesting...
so done with women.
all women are like that.
I like how you guys claim you want more immigration from the Commonwealth instead of EU immigration
I can't imagine why you would kick out white Catholic Polish people in favor of Pakistanis and Nigerians.
Or did you forget that the Commonwealth is more than just CAN/AUS/NZ?
>>65745017
is that supposed to be Welsh?
t. guy trying to learn British accents
>>65745107
the utter state of you
what happened to the stud from three days ago?
ffs gf's son is crying again haha
>>65745108
Nigerians are pretty cool to be honest
At least the ones who are able to get through US immigration
>>65745126
>haha what happened to you
>i cant wait to copy this and use it against you in the future
fuck off
>>65745108
Ah yes advice on the soul from the blood God himself
Sorry, Esquire. I shan't be buying the next issue.
>>65745151
you spent all weekend shitposting here that you could get any woman you wanted
>>65745118
tried to be a yank 2bh
planning a trip with my wife and her son to see the beauty of britain
here's my bucket list so far:
- tower hamlets
- rochdale
- bantchester
- grimsby
- high wycombe
- belfast
- glasgow
any big ones i'm missing?
going to put a chicken stock cube in some water and add some ready-made tortellini and pretend it's real food
>>65745157
>no Hong Kong or Singapore
way to forget some your most wildly successful non-Anglo colonies
>>65745183
fuck off
I remember when Lisicki was just an autistic little freshers virgin
*sobs*
They grow up so fast
Oh my daaayz blud oh my dayz
>>65745164
>the blood god
t. Rasheed Al-McDonalds
>>65745157
>More chinese
why
>190kg master race
>a stud
>girl says she doesn't date guys her own age because they are "too immature"
>the older guy she dates is immature for his age
Why does this keep being a thing? I know a 30 year old guy that was boasting about dating a 24 year old girl, and apparently she said she prefers older men because they are more mature. But he's a fat unemployed chav that wears like weed-themed clothing and listens to music on his phone speaker in public etc.
>>65745192
Bradford
>>65745225
that is the stare of a man who has looked into the face of death without blinking
>>65745192
wigan
sunderland
newham
Can I please smell your hot Aussie cocks?
>>65745243
She wants a guy that isn't you
gfs introduced me to the bdsm life
pretty fun desu
UNIT 1
PERIOD STUDY 1
GIMMICKRY, PERSONALITY AND SOCIETY IN /brit/ c.2013–2016
Answer ONE question in Section A and ONE question in Section B
>Section A
>Answer only one question from this section
1. How successfully did Poleaboo establish himself as a /brit/ personality?
[30]
2. How far do you agree that Lisicki edits were the dominant form of gimmick culture in /brit/ from 2014-2015?
[30]
>Section B
>Answer only one question from this section
3. To what extent did reddit migration and the rise of redditflags have on the fall of quality within /brit/?
[30]
4. Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?
[30]
>>65745275
Some of these girls I don't know, and some I have no interest in and some I'm even related to.
My taste in girls is very niche outside of hookups.
>>65743831
post rare ludfords
>>65745291
>2013-2016
fucking newfags
>gfs introduced me to the bdsm life
>
>pretty fun desu
>>65745334
>modernamericanrelationship.jpg
everyone here should be glad that lisicki can't buy a gun because he'd be the next elliot rogers if he could
>>65745353
photo's from london actually haha
>>65744968
almost got a thicc gf
think she's slipped through my fingers though
now I'm talking to a prostitute
c'es la vie...
>>65745326
We only look at Modern History in this course, Ancient History is covered in the University of /epl/
>>65745025
Fuck you
>>65745376
uhm okay x
foingna o ggg
Dresden was not far enough.
britpop is pretty nice to be frank
>>65745375
>c'es
do one
>>65745375
I look up prostitute ads and have jorked off to SEA hooker porn but the idea of actually going to a prostitute makes my skin crawl. Have you done it before?
>>65745418
alri frank
>>65745375
musn't be very thicc if she's slipping through your fingers haha
Whats the over under on how long til lisicki goes on his elliot rogers rampage lads
>>65745431
I'm not paying her lad
>>65745437
i smiled but not quite as funny as >>65744713
> poor people in this thread
please do NOT touch me
time is floating away lads
>he doesn't have a conservatory in his house
ah yes
the so called out of money
very good
whats some good aussie slang i can impress my aussie gf with ?
It's splendid weather, isn't it?
>>65745481
give me your paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQ2jq6vwsE&list=PLTv2uWE_5ylM-xo4nrE3prxT4-5TbBKCa
*strolls into /brit/*
*lights cig and leans against wall*
fuckin' nerds
>>65745512
at least we have a conservatory in 10 Downing Steet
>>65745519
Claim that your vehicular collision is merely a trifling matter and you are simply awaiting the arrival of an acquaintance
>>65745519
ask her for a root
Got called a mongy pom cunt in woolies
The film character I most relate to? I'd have to say Django from Django Unchained
>>65745519
no wuckas
Not a fan of May. Wish we still had Dave.
May's Britain is Fascism-like. Economically corporatist and socially conservative.
Might have to take a hay fever tablet
Eyes are burning lads
>>65745578
misogynist
>>65745561
Jay in kidulthood personally
>seen 12:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
poor person here AMA
wow already 3pm. might get moving haha farewell
>got ridiculous amounts of cash from working so much
>haven't had sex in 9 years
>not ugly
>want a proper relationship with someone I respect and not just meaningless sex flings
>got so much fucking pent up sexual energy that I fap multiple times daily and watch porn too much
maybe I should get a prozzy lads, it's legal here
Might ease some of my sexual tension
>>65745627
just get tinder lad
>>65745586
Yeah, it's great.
>>65745627
Prossies are legal here too
Brexit was a libertarian dream.
But now has become a statist one
Seriously though Jake Gylenhaal is the most based actor of the past 30 years
>>65745627
>>got ridiculous amounts of cash from working so much
Where do ye work mate?
>>65745586
Hello twatter.
>>65745654
he's a male prostitute
quite ironic really
>Brexit was a libertarian dream.
>But now has become a statist one
>>65745627
Should just kill yourself.
>>65745653
he looks like a puppet out of Thunderbirds
>>65745653
shut the fuck up nerd
>>65745646
BoJo should have become leader. Big government is big trouble. Everything was so chill during the Cameron years, I don't wanna pretend to care about all this stuff.
going to try and have sex with the prostitute (she does it for FREE) tomorrow
fighter jets chasing each other overhead
looks amazing
Imagine being in Syria or somewhere and seeing that and knowing that it's not a training exercise and you're about to be blown up in 20 seconds
mental
>>65745718
say that to my face
The gf said she likes James Bond
asked her who's her fave Bond, and she said Daniel Craig
how do I explain that she's a pleb?
*kicks door in with kung-fu kick*
*strikes you down with a single karate chop*
I NEVER LOSE
*flies out window fists first*
>>65745722
This
Theresa May is a Red Tory
Need an 'I don't really care about politics but if I did I'd be slightly right of centre' gf
>>65745739
Just beat her senseless
>Theresa May is a Red Tory
>>65745739
mate.... Craig IS the best tbf - lad's like and English Steve McQueen
t. watched Bond since I was 5
>>65745742
*it was merely a hologram*
>>65745739
I'd just do something simple like, walk up to her and say 'You're a pleb'
>>65745764
I have one of those
>>65745646
>>65745722
>>65745755
Libertarians BTFO. How will they ever recover?
>>65745764
aka "voting for whoever will win"
watching some lad post on /int/ on the bus lads
really wishing she wasn't a prostitute lads
>>65745772
>Daniel Craig
>English
>>65745767
FOY
>>65745772
No he isn't. Fuck off pleb
>>65745785
Might do this
>>65745764
Need a Tory gf desu.
Fairly good m8s with the ex's brother
Just seen him wearing a shirt I gave her though
Dunno how to approach this situation
the fact that they are enshrining every single EU law into british law is an atrocious betryal of the british people.
on the bus lads
>>65745828
fuck him lad
make me a sandwich?
watching some lad watch some lad post on /int/ lad, what should i do
>>65745828
bum him
>>65745823
You literally can't fix her poor taste. Just leave her comatose
>>65745832
The point is that you basically just copy and paste the law, then parliament can change them as they go along.
My gf
>>65745828
Take your shirt back
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>65745823
ummm no sweetie :) x I have fanTASTic taste :)
>>65745821
um righto hun :) lol
i'm so done.
>>65745841
keep an eye on him
>>65745833
cunt it's 12:16am on the east coast, 11:16pm in QLD and 10:16pm on the west coast. What fucking bus are you catching?
>>65744897
>>65744897
>>65744897
NOUVEAU FIL
>>65745876
mate they have buses at night
>>65740715
What do you think of the Australian Shepard? Do Austrailians actually own these or do i have a Fosters dog?
>hyper as hell
>wont listen to no
>spergs out at any sudden movement
>pretty decent at fetching Frisbee though
>>65745764
I unironically have that
She's okay with her dad and me voting UKIP and PC bullshit irritates her
but otherwise she's apolitical, would vote Tory if she had to
>>65745641
don't like the social aspect of it desu
plus I do own but don't ever use a mobile, don't like 'em desu
>>65745644
fair do
>>65745654
I'm a chef
>>65745688
on it m8, don't worry
>>65745973
>Australian Sheperd
>not loyal
lmao
it's not a dog for a lazy fat fuck shoveling burgers into their gob
they are one of the most loyal intelligent and hard working dogs
tl;dr learn to dog-owner
oh you think that girl likes you?
nah.