/brit/

me, front row, second from the left

get fucked australia

anime too

Why did the UKIP woman step down?

>>65740711
Those uniforms are so cute!

>>65740747
not as cute as you x

>>65740725
Here we see an Asian with her eyes as wide as she can open them

>>65740768
:X

Bloody bender

>>65740742
Because UKIP is a rubbish meme party now that May is going all in

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goooooooooood mooooooorrrrning ahahahaha

>>65740781
you love it

>>65740792
Alrigth lad

>>65740792
haha don't think I didn't see you delete your post you utter waste of space >>65740727

I miss Dani Daniels so much lads

>>65740782
Are Theresa is based

>>65740818
Cannot believe May is going to save the tories

>>65740816
#runtlife

>>65740818
Don't use our memes you cheeky Yank

>>65740818
she hasn't done anything yet, May was useless as home secretary

Just finished an exquisitely sloppy poo lads

HeforShe

>>65740816
Why, where'd she go?

Had some explosive wanks to her ngl

Just had a massive fart now my bum cheeks hurt from smacking together

>>65740857
She's building a wall and telling the EU to fuck off.

literally nothing wrong with being a runt

>>65740890
She got killed by her bf

>>65740920
At least her memory will live on in all those videos where she got naked and shagged random blokes... bless her soul

>graduate from uni
>neet
which class do I belong if I move to uk?not working class I think.

>>65740952
Lower middle

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>>65740885
D4C?

>>65740952
You are born into a class so it would depend on your parents

>Dani Daniels expressed disdain for Donald Trump after hearing his comments about women

CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
UP

>>65740782
Paki.

>>65740990
Why?

>>65740993
morning rorke

cannae sleep

May's government is becoming very seriously right wing, and it is highly worrying. This will bolster support for Scottish independence.

>>65741055
Good you jocks can fuck off

>>65741023
You still keep trying to force that shit meme Winkie.

At least go back to bird shit skin.

>>65741021
Someone who literally gets BBC gangbanged and jizz all over her face for money complaining about someone objectifying women is a tad ironic don't you think?

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>May's government is becoming very seriously right wing, and it is highly worrying. This will bolster support for Scottish independence.

>>65741055
>Scottish independence.

But the Scots are too cowardly for that

>>65741055
you have no money

>>65741081
Rorke

>>65741023
>>65741023
>>65740993
Interesting dynamic

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>>65741096
We'll bring them to heel just like last time

>>65741081
didn't understand a word of this but I'm sure it means "fuck off paki"

going to get drunk tonight

>>65741109
Are you new?

>>65741136
>not knowing this gimmick

>

Eighty years since working class stopped fascists marching on Cable Street. Today, they'd be labelled unpatriotic and told to stop sneering.

>>65741160
nice meme arrow

>>65741124
Rorke was created by Winkie about 2 years ago when he got triggered by us all calling him a paki, he went through several different insults for whites like "cum skin" and "bird shit skin" he settled on "rorke" and has been forcing it ever since.

Yes, the rorke poster is an actual brown person.

fist ula's fishy fistula

>>65741168
thanks, i've been practicing

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>Eighty years since working class stopped fascists marching on Cable Street. Today, they'd be labelled unpatriotic and told to stop sneering

>>65741055
Might actually vote Tory if she keeps this up. And I can see a massive Conservative majority coming. They're already polling near 40% and are ripe to pick up a few million UKIP votes too.

>>65741193
>2 years
how long have /brit/ threads been in operation?

>>65741166
Every one of those faggots would have joined Mosley if they saw modern London.

>>65741166
literally just read a tweet about that and then tabbed over to /brit/ and saw this post

what a world

>>65741212
This 2bqh

>>65741193
That's not true at all.

>>65741220
It's got to be 4-5 years at this point.

>>65741193
>bird shit skin

KEK I remember that, the Brum paki that lived in the Netherlands.

>>65741212
I am sure most of the North is thinking over if to vote Tory or UKIP. Corbyn fell at the first hurdle by refusing to bring down immigration.

https://twitter.com/VictoriaLIVE/status/783599532349218816

What did they mean by this?

>>65741243
Fuck off Brum you lying paki cunt.

When did you get back from the Netherlands anyway?

>>65741249
fugg thought they started a year or so ago

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>>65741270
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. FARAGE'S WILD RIDE

>>65741263
Exactly.

I guess we finally got to him with how he automatically rorkeposts at the slightest thing now.

FUCKING HELL LOUIS

>>65741289
Nah. It's been a good few years. There is a screenshot of a snowmageddon thread which was the proto-/brit/ where we all got together to talk about how the snow is going to kill us all, that has the date in the post time. Although we had Anglosphere threads for years before even that, they predate the flags.

There hasn't been a single post itt that has made me think

>>65741270
>Those middle aged numales in the replies

>>65741381
huh, learn something new everyday
I've seen that screencap but I thought those storms were relatively recent

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What is the purpose of this?

>>65741478
doing doughies

>>65741478
Training?

Illegal business conducted over water can't be charged as a crime?

in the future, everyone will be a vegetarian

>>65741511
>vegetarian

jog on sissy

>>65741535
go pluck your monobrow caveman

>>65741511
Think you mean vegan lad

>>65741535
Fuck OFF murderer

>>65741511
>>65741555
>>65741557
t. benders

>>65741557
>>65741511
Without us eating them, delicious animals will go extinct

>>65741557
i eat eggs but i have my own chickens

and don't give me a lecture because the way i see it they're getting free room and board and eggs are how they pay rent x

alri lads hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAA

>>65741511
In the future you'll never know a Sunday roast. A Christmas dinner.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW COMF.

>>65741600
>eating their unborn children
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>65741555
i will absolutely demolish you, you little vegetarunt

>>65741478
Hiding the fact the planet is flat and much smaller than we are told.

Europe is barely larger than Cornwall.

>Amber Rudd says 'don't call me a racist' amid foreign workers row

Bloody racist

Jonathan Vernon-Smith > Roberto Perrone tbqh

>>65741604
Women should be allowed to get drunk, pass out while in their underwear without getting raped.

>>65741641
Ireland proves the world is a dome.
I've been to Ireland. No ninjas or apes.

>>65741691
No they shouldn't

I hope UKIP falls apart now, my constituency only stayed labour due to UKIP and conservative split votes

>>65741710
>Cycle lane lunacy!
Kek

>>65741710
Is May redpilled?

>>65741604
Disgusting, this would never be allowed under sharia.

>>65741712
>No ninjas or apes.
Not relevant to the dome argument but I like it.

>>65741732
She was a bremainer so doubt it

>>65741728
Anyone who voted tory with Cameron is a cuck.

>>65741751
personally I voted UKIP, but I dread the fact that corbyn has a small chance of winning if UKIP and tories split again

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Are we, dare I say it, finally rid of Blairism?

>>65741691
"""Raped"""

test

Lloooooll nobody else in the office lads wahheeyyyy

Gf is vegetarian and she's been mentioning veganism lately and it's making me VERY nervous

>>65741837
THINGS, WILL ONLY GET BETTER

THEY'LL ONLY GET BETTER

FUCKING CHINK STUDENTS STOP SATURATING EVERY SURFACE IN THE KITCHEN WITH SOY SAUCE AND SESAME OIL YOU FUCKING CUNTS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS IN MY CLOTHES
I CAN SMELL IT IN MY CLOTHES

Ah yes

https://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2016/09/05/louis-therouxs-scientology-movie/

Just spilt soy sauce all over the kitchen lads, fuck sake
Think I managed to get most of it up but there's a definite smell lingering haha

just spirt soy sauce arr over the kitchen counter rads rmao some engrish gaijin is going to be rivid

ah yes, excerrent

shreet chirri saose

woah woah woah what is with the racism

oh dear the sauce

>>65742098
Fuck off Jamal

Who /solihul/ here?

EEEEEEEERR

I'm Hungover lads :/

Anyone here ever cheat on someone before? Tell me the story.

>>65741981
I'd atomize the cunts jaw if he pulled that on me

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>>65741837
It lives through Tony's horcruxes

honestly thought the soy sauce and chinks thing was a meme but they unironically put it in everything

I don't think I've seen them concoct a meal the entire time I've been with them that hasn't been at least dark brown and often black in colour with soy sauce, oyster sauce, etc,

Literally don't know how they keep it up. Soy sauce is nice once in a while but they never ever seem to eat anything with a clean flavour, like pasta and a simple tomato sauce. It has to be doused in soy sauce and bean paste with ginger and a fucking bucket of cooking oil

CHINKS

>>65742131
Yeah cheated someone in a game of monopoly before x

>>65742131
No but I've been cheated on if you want to hear that story?

>>65742164
Oh. I cheated on my wife.

>>65742178
Lol cuck

>>65742148
Really hope the British public doesn't disappoint me and elect this tea drinking Obama to office.

jus made myserf a rovery bacon sarnie
wirr rots and rots of soya saose, of courrse

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asian driver no survivor

>>65742111
what's for lunch rorke

>>65742178
Onegai.

canNOT stop wanking lately

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>tfw no thicc gf to bake me pies

What you lads think of these kind of houses?

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/41754581?search_identifier=5f01e70486b8d9c1b758b3ff4551fb49#DVYO5H1FOT5xOXH9.97

>>65742242
Went off to uni and she was a whore.

It's 6:52 am and my wageslave neighbour just started his car ahahahaha

>>65742252
That poor belt

>>65742275
That's why. Any long distance relationship will end this way.

Just hacked a car in Canada and started it remotely

>>65742271
Kind of house where the family gather round to watch gogglebox

just hacked a computer in the UK to hack a car in Canada to start it remotely

for some reason my friend decided to hack someones car in canada lol

Can't believe anyone actually voted for a joke party like UKIP haha

>>65742271
Big yet small inside

Could be a comfy student house

Tiny windows in the front are ugly

just hacked an australian to death with a hatchet

WTF my computer's just been hacked

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>>65742252

Her arms are bigger then mine, i know its fat but still

>firms must list foreign workers

thoughts?

>>65742364
>then mine
not surprised you're a runt

>>65742347
Houses all over the UK are ugly, drag and drop on google maps into random areas. It's fucking grim.

>>65742386
what for?

>>65742386
Kinda fascist.

>>65742395
Name and shame

>>65742395
Deporting the pakis lad

>>65742421
What for? There's no shame in hiring a foreign worker

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>>65742431
>What for? There's no shame in hiring a foreign worker

>>65742395
May's Britain

>>65742431
Why not hire a British worker?

>>65742386
shocking

need to lower the minimum wage for foreigners to 99p

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>tfw getting bullied at uni

>>65742457
Why? Is there something magical that only british workers can do?

just did a very smelly poo, it was green and smelled like farts

>>65742480
Great. Then everyone will hire foreigners and British people will no longer have jobs. Excellent idea friendo.

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https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/783598959222718464

What do you lads think of these kind of houses?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.3890773,-1.7551148,3a,75y,13.26h,96.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sUc5f97f38DW7ztD-BSshSw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>65742480
Guessing you slept through economics

business idea: foreign employee tax

>>65742503
Yeah but the companies will make big profits and we can tax those and give bennies to British citizens

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Do brits have funny slang for tits

UNIT 1
PERIOD STUDY 1
GIMMICKRY, PERSONALITY AND SOCIETY IN /brit/ c.2013–2016

Answer ONE question in Section A and ONE question in Section B

>Section A
>Answer only one question from this section

1. How successfully did Poleaboo establish himself as a /brit/ personality?
[30]

2. How far do you agree that Lisicki edits were the dominant form of gimmick culture in /brit/ from 2014-2015?
[30]

>Section B
>Answer only one question from this section

3. To what extent did reddit migration and the rise of redditflags have on the fall of quality within /brit/?
[30]

4. Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?
[30]

>>65742528
chebs
baps
jugs
jubblies

business idea: expel all foreign workers and force the underclass off the bennies by making them do all the shit manual jobs previously done by foreigners

>>65742528
Fumbly wumbly lovely jublies

It wasn't funny the first time, you bellend, that's why no-one replied

>Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?

who /tory/ here?

>>65742520
>>65742503
theres no way foreigners will want to come over here to earn 99p an hour though

they will get more than that in their own shithole countries

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Douchebag! Errr... douchebag!

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>>65742529
*Answers all 4 questions anyway*

does anybody know what kind of careers offer like a 50/50 (give or take) split between office work and outdoor work

fucked it up with both girls
sad but neither of them were gf material
just want a girl to love lads

need a /brit/ that works for everyone

I vomited 9 times last night

Should I stop taking DNP until I feel a bit better?

>>65742591
Estate agent?

>>65742529
>Rampant runt rebellions

Nice

>>65742591
>Not having your office outdoors

>>65742486
how does that even work?

>>65742591
policeman

>tfw getting bullied on /brit/

>>65742591
saw a PhD going last year where you spend 6 months in a treehouse in the Amazon rainforest taking air quality measurements and counting animals (and then the other two and a half years writing it up I suppose)

Wouldn't mind living in a townhouse desu senpai

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/new-homes/details/41641747?search_identifier=4f023d47956885fce59a822f5812b264

>>65742509
looks a bit wobbly

just want a missus to call me own

>>65742605
could be but i was thinking something more like a geologist where you actually venture outdoors

>>65742684
sexist pig

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Need a pet bush pig

>>65740711

Couple of decent looking women in there. Are they maids?

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the hood nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0eDyXv61E

Are May doing away with Human rights, fucking BASED

>>65742692
Geology.

t.deciding whether to do geology degree or not :3

>>65742731
it seems interesting but the actual work
what the fuck
you look at rocks all day

>>65742591
>>65742692
landscape architects do a lot of site visits, pretty comfy job

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>May says the Tories will never let those “activist, leftwing human rights lawyers” harass our armed forces, she says.

British war crimes when?

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>>65742713
Yeah lad

>>65742751
Aleppo gonna get bombed

NORTHERN POWERHOUSE MENTIONED

>>65742741
Well depends what you do. If you want good pay you'll likely be working at a mine or drilling platform.

>>65742741
you can make so much money in geology if you go into oil and gas desu

>>65742657
ah yes, taylor wimpey, a poor imitation of a proper barratt home

>>65742779
Northern powerhouse has been relocated to London m8

How would you define the culture of this generation

>>65742800
Stop bullying, I just bought this

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/41715235?search_identifier=082bbb3f0b60d1f70e4a7ee4a0c5a367

Before you lads ask yes I bought a house in brighton because I enjoy having sex with other men.

>>65742794
Completly bummed out atm though

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>>65742800
Wimpy mentioned

>>65742779
more like poorthern poo-werhouse

>>65742824
Lovely house but what's the four bunk beds for?

>>65742819
primarily dominated by the massive rise in runt hunting, farming, and related industries such as adhesives

>>65742779
the largest sports direct warehouse ever seen?

>>65742794
what does a geologist do with oil and gas

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How can one woman be so fucking based?

>>65742819
the see no evil monkey emoji

>>65742856
My boyfriends

Lads, I have this idea; let's give footballer wages to Our Brave Boys™.

>>65742845
poorhouse haha

>>65740742
Shes a nonce

>>65742856
bunk beds are just two beds stacked on top of each other - allows two people to sleep in the space usually taken up by just one

>people now realising how shit the Cameron+Osborne term was

>>65742867
They find the oil and gas lol. Say where to drill etc. Geology isn't just looking at a rock you found on a beach

>>65742860
cheers to this post

>>65742895
I've got another way of doing that ;)

>>65742867
identifying pockets of oil or gas and developing where exactly to drill into the reservoir

reminder to regularly check your prostate for abnormalities

>may is going all in
>it isnt just spin

Hehe

>>65742923
Dont know how
Can u do it for me

wild runts broke in and ate all the chickens and spooked the cows again lads

Fucking hell I am STUFFED with chicken lads
also, cows are twats

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IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/11367995

http://www.strawpoll.me/11367995

http://www.strawpoll.me/11367995

IMPORTANT

How many potholes does there need to be before people vote out the tories

>>65742996
>no "smashing it" option
alri Jez

>>65742979
Could be worse
at least they didn't eat the cows and spook the chickens

i just wanna hear your body talk

>>65743003
If the Tories were serious about it they'd tax the bankers the bonuses to 90%

>>65742986
*blows whistle*
*distant howls of hound dogs*

>>65742996
>grammar schools
>brexit next year... ...maybe :^)
shit

>>65742996
not done anything yet...

>>65743031
Do germans have the same meme discussions about angelas party

>>65742872
>implying that she isn't just a puppet.

christ imagine both the us and uk stuck with women "leaders"

We /Front National/ now

Happy with may desu

Seems on courses to please everyone by not doing anything yet still convincing brexiters they have

eeeeeer

Don't for the life of me know where these runts got bicycles from but I'll be liable to find out when I can catch them

We /Front Bottom/ now

>>65742386
Fucking based

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37556019

Hmm

>>65743043
dont know

>>65743116
Genocide when

*ding ding*
got a new bike lads haha weeeee

These houses look comfy

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.8267812,-0.1262187,3a,75y,156.64h,96.92t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s4CJnKlBzHccDD2YpPvr1hA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Why is Jezza Hunt such a fucking gimp?

>>65743146
*runs into you with my hummer*

>>65743136
the state of those noses

>>65743146
*shakes fist*
*inaudible yelling from the horizon*

hmm what are some careers that nobody is doing right now

*hears the runts arguing outside my house*
Jarvis, the runts are getting out of order again. Halve their slop rations.

>>65743189
compsci and mechanical engineering trust me lad

>>65743189
Construction worker on Mars

>>65743189
By the look of it, bloody road management!
*honk honk*
COME ON

>>65743168
>puts my cock in your mouth
Now you may hum

*realizes that I come from a state where the majority of white people are of british ancestry*
or should i say realiSes hehe am i right blokes

>>65743189

Penis inspector

hold tight the grime massive

>>65740715
>>65740715
>>65740715
NEW

and fuck you i know it's early but you're all going to post there anyway because everyone else is going to

>>65743260
Realise you heathen

If i live in north-west, Am i working class?

very early

>>65743305
realise what

>>65743302
idiot,

filtered,

Why is this attention-seeking cunt creating a new this early?

>>65743443
He fucked up last time and is grasping at straws

>>65743443
>this early
you do know how long that thread has been up for right la?

>>65743443
Ignore the JF-created /brit/s. Report them and janny will do the wok he is paid for

*does the wok*

>>65743136
>politician promises to make the country better

FOR REAL THIS TIME GUISE

>>65742933
I bet nothing happens.

Got a post to make in the next thread that will blow your fucking mind

>>65743830
is it about pakis?

>>65743864
yes and no

>>65744014
I bet it's fucking shit.

>>65744045
it isn't

Might have to join the Tories now lads, Theresa May's speech was just too good

>>65744365
would literally get thrown out of my house if I openly made a positive comment about the Tories

can't imagine what would happen if my dad found out that I joined the Tories

>>65740894
Why didn't she shut down all non-EU immigration when she was Home Secretary? They could have done it if they wanted to.

>>65744525
Cameron refused to let her crack down on stuff like students.

>>65744568
C U C K
U
C
K

>>65744568
Could have just taken the students out of the official immigration figures, they were making it impossible for new graduates to apply for UK jobs directly anyway.

>>65744658
>Could have just taken the students out of the official immigration figures
No, because they are immigrants. Do you think they don't take up housing, medical facilities etc?

>>65744682
>Do you think they don't take up housing
paying for those

>medical facilities
paying for those too

>>65744723
So? How does that make them not immigrants? Also when people move into a place the demand goes up, which raises prices. So housing costs get higher etc.

Are you so retarded you can't see the obvious link between students coming in and the effects of immigration?

>>65744743
>How does that make them not immigrants?
cuz students are kicked out within five years
>Also when people move into a place the demand goes up, which raises prices. So housing costs get higher etc.
Which is balanced out by the outgoing students and controlled by limiting university places for fee-paying non-EU international students
>the effects of immigration
Well students are not taking your jobs, not taking your benefits, they're just subsidizing your uni education.

>>65744840
>cuz students are kicked out within five years
A lot of them illegally work and overstay.

>Which is balanced out by the outgoing students and controlled by limiting university places for fee-paying non-EU international students
The number is always going up, because universities use them as cashcows, they have also begun to discriminate against British students because they get less money from them.

>Well students are not taking your jobs, not taking your benefits, they're just subsidizing your uni education.
They have a negative impact on the living standards of the average person.

>>65744897
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>>65744906
A good non-JF edition.

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fuck niggers

Report the Aussie /brit/ thread.

>>65744982
fuck off murderer