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post your fantasies of living the American "Dream"
i'll start
>be me
>has been collecting tons of "legal" weapons
>collects all sorts of cowboy hats
>cattleman, brick, gambler, Derby
>you name it, i got them all
>my family doesn't accept me for who i am
>call me an "orang putih"
>which is Malay for white man
>i'm saving money to go to USA
>They will accept me there for who i am
>I want to start an all Capitalist business
>i want to own a pawnshop in Vegas
i hope i can get a decent business going in the US of A, i'm so excited
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1st for anime
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sup
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>>65740653
Yup, put a tan on an Asian and they look Amerindian, that guy is a moustache away from being deported to Mexico
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>>65740663
sup jap
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>>65740653
hahahahaha
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>>65740661
get of weaboo
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>drivin' along Route 66 in my caddy
>pickin' up hitchhikers and murderin' them
>dumpin' the bodies out in the badlands
>stoppin' at greasy spoons and eatin' scrambled aigs and black coffee erry day
>just gatherin' up my strength for the chase and the shootout while cruisin' along, list'nin' to some Roy Orbison
>stoppin' at Baptist churches to hear the good word now and agin
Is this the most American way to be?
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>>65740653
Mongolians are big westaboos
They've even started wearing cowboy hats on the steeple.
Let them live the dream
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>>65741286
>dumping bodies in the badlands
you're supposed to dump them at them at the Mcdonald's meat factory because they can't tell the difference between the other meat
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