final solution-edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXLta3j8LrU
bad op delet pls
>>65738279
WHITE X6, PANDA
>>65738294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26m457OEiU
>>65738300
CHI
>>65738298
why do you only show up when new threads start?
>>65738320
who knows
I am bored
>>65738358
hello bored
>right before midnight, without fail, internet will crap out despite working fine all day
why
Is the site loading slow
>>65738378
Yes, it's broken as usual. Took me a minute to load this page
>>65738344
The blessing's better, not the bread.
Look at me, I got an American IP now
Four score and seven years ago, this great nation of ours was the first to put a man on the moon. Today I say to you that this great nation of ours WILL put a man on the moon again, and that moon will be free to vote for its own democracy.
Almost got in a car crash today. Someone flew through a red light and if I didn't hit the brakes I would have been T-boned. It was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. Mayb it would have been better to not hit the brakes though
>>65738460
forget the moon, we're goin to Mars now
>>65738378
4chan is about to go down, good night forever /cum/
>>65738532
Am I finally free?
I want a latina gf
>>65738549
Aren't you that Muslim country?
>>65738532
It was good knowing you.
>>65738548
No, not until the entire internet goes down.
I am officially 22 as of today (kill me)
>still kissless
>still virgin
>>65738560
No, sweden is a secular nation. The most secular, actually, in the world. I don't think I've ever seen or heard a politician bring up their religion
>overtake a prius on the freeway tonight
>he starts flashing his lights at me
>ignore him
>he keeps doing it
>ignore him, good couple of meters of distance between us
>he's still flashing his lights
>get home, check my car, shits fine
>wonder if he was flashing S.O.S or some shit
What the fuck did he mean by it
>>65738643
I'll only flash someone if I passed a cop lurking to let them know, but that's it. who knows. Maybe they left it on accidentally or something
>>65738643
there was an axe murderer behind your seat, and he was flashing the lights every time he was about to murder you
now he cant flash the lights and make you turn around so now you're gonna die
>>65738680
is he behind me right now?
>>65738606
Happy birthday lad
keep on keepin on
>>65738281
have you been used by women /cum/?
today i was used by this bitch who didn't study for shit, while i didn't sleep the whole night memorizing a lot of stuff for a psychology test
too bad the exams must be done by 2 people, since it's a mixed class of medfags (me) and dentistfags (bitch) , otherwise they would be screwed
>>65738688
turn around and find out :^)
>>65738704
the weak are ruled over by the strong, anon
>>65738704
snitch on her. For real.
>>65738720
you can't make me
>>65738733
what happened to that cat
>>65738620
>>65738620
>abortion has been legal in Sweden in all circumstances within the first 18 weeks of pregnancy. After this point, abortions are only permissible to save the life or physical health of the mother, or if approval is granted by the National Board of Health and Welfare
considering this is where most religious references are made, your social taboo is great enough that no one fuses about it and doesn't get pregnant every other week
>>65738733
>>65738733
by the way, did you know you didnt lock the front door?
>>65738704
tough nuts dude
I don't associate with women, much less befriend or work with them. Stop being a faggot esé
>>65738744
looks like brain damage or something
>>65738767
Fuses about it? What are you talking about?
>>65738778
jokes on you i always double check
you're probably in on the plan and this is just a ploy for me to get up and get ambushed by the axe murder
>>65738784
i did not pair with her , fucking professor assigned us and forced me to carry her the semester
>>65738809
you dont need to get up at all
he already knows where you are
californians are dumb
>>65738813
tell the professor she's worthless, or tell her to pick up the slack
>>65738879
YOU'RE dumb
>>65738888
quads confirm the sickest of /cum/backs
>>65738744
Mustard gas
>>65738879
t. biggest dumb dumb
>>65738725
>>65738732
>>65738784
>>65738879
nah im not a snitch + she has nice ass and smells good
>>65738888
>>65738945
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
>>65738964
The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this
>>65738954
nobody respects a man allows himself to be stepped upon
If you want her to respect you, you have to show you're more than that
Are there people aside from the super religious who don't masturbate at all?
>>65738983
>>65738964
Well the devil bowed his head becase he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil just come on back if ya ever wanna try again! I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been!"
>>65739026
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN BOYS RUN
>>65738992
straight edge folks
>>65738992
I've met a few literal, colossal autists who don't
Either because they see it as a point of pride in self-control, or they just find the idea of it nasty and unnecessary
>>65738888
those quads are making me thirsty
>>65739130
these PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY
Can't sleep at 4:00 a.m.
>>65739179
These BENADRYLS (and weed) are making me THIRSTY
>>65739316
Sorry meant to quote
>>65739239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrih-8t3TI
>>65739397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXVqwWmR78
>>65739470
Needs more fiddle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-2mO1JiEo
>>65739507
Needs more rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Bq_2soGIA
WHY DO MY ROOMMATES ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL 1 AM TO WATCH SOMETHING IN THE BEDROOM
>>65739718
maybe they fuck and just don't want you to here it, so they turn up the sound.
>>65739718
somebody's gettin fucked
>>65739617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arGSeqlPxJQ
>>65740394
woodsy is a white supremacist hate symbol
>go to /pol/
>americans are incredibly rude
Why, /pol/? Our countries are great friends in real life.
>>65740513
They think everyone that posts under the Swedish flag is a turbo-leftist cuck. Similar with Canada now, but you guys were the first.
what are you listening to at this hour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHOs1nNm4pQ
Post Pokémon
>>65740934
I would play that game if it were not a security breach.
hello
>>65741205
helo little-big Latvya
>>65741358
hello big-big Amerika
>go to see what's going on over at 8gag out of curiosity
>they still have regular GG threads
What the fuck is wrong with those idiots?
>>65741378
haha donkey kong has a big pingas
how are you
>>65741411
haha
im fine, lad. had some free time at work so thought id pop in
how are you doing?
>>65741431
>so thought id pop in
did you mean poop* in?
>how are you
well now that you're here, love
>>65741608
>poop in
im not canadian, sorry
>love
;)
>>65741634
Do you like my solar lily?
>>65741716
looks pretty neat tbqh
you can have a latvian qt in return
Hurricane Matthew's headed straight for me.
>>65742014
So in response, you should head straight towards it
>>65742014
Florida? Which county?
>>65742089
Georgia. Chatham.
>>65742270
rosin up your bow
>>65742014
chicken race time
This webm is a real brain cell stimulator
http://krautchan.net/files/1475633020001.webm
>>65742413
have you ever fucked?
>>65742551
he lurks KC, so probably not.
>>65742551
Only Asians
Going to America soon
Which is better between Chase or Citi bank?
>>65743069
Woori
>>65743069
Don't use banks :^)
>>65743069
This
>>65743482
But get a footlocker and bury it
oi, wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3tk1hj-eo
Really makes you think
lay the bent to the bonny broom
>>65744498
>RT antiamerican propaganda
>>65744498
>rt
>>65744498
The sheer butthurt it causes is saddening, especially among those Raza faggots.
>>65744498
Texas wasn't mexico... Texas was independent iirc
I remember from my experience playing victoria 2
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade, if bodies, then fiddles!
>>>/vip/
what the fuck is this?
>>65744721
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>65744652
>Video games
>Reality
Pick one
>>65744498
unironically want to punch her smug face
So if you're a pass user do you have to have the stupid tag or can you turn it off? I want to bypass the captcha but I don't want to be ostracized as an autistic piece of shit who buys a 4chan pass.
>>65744721
It is nice board.
>>65744911
Nope it's stuck.
Kevin James can be a hot fatty sometimes...
NO HOMO
>>65745065
Kinda gay
>>65745065
>tfw hot fatty
>>65744721
i got dub
>>>/vip/14444
>>65745065
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Reminder
>>65745208
thank you
>>65745110
>>65745130
>>65745144
It's the truth,though
>>65745130
Pics,pls (for my rating) heheheh...
If I moved to USA as a half asian, would I be an Asian-American or a Swedish-American?
>>65745496
An Asian Swedish-American
>>65745496
a gay nigga with attitude
>>65745065
>>65745144
When Sweden calls you out on your homoness you know you did something real wrong.
>>65745496
A Canadian
>>65745496
You'd be classified as mixed-race simply
>>65745496
A dork
>>65745496
>being an elliot
kek
you pulled the short straw, Sven-Olof Chang.
>>65745549
But I did nothing wrong :^(
>>65745496
You'd be an idiot
How do fat celebrities have that perfect fat proportions? I know there are fat movie stars fatter than me but they look better because they have much better proportions. My fat forms around muscles and makes that shape instead of the perfect keg stomach
>>65745877
>perfect keg stomach
Are you being real right now, Chris Jeffrey McDonald?
>>65745922
I'd rather that than this desu
help i need help
>>65746041
Help is on the way.
>>65746070
thx ;3
>>65746070
that's what they all say
but it never came
>>65746155
Fuck off Tim, everything after Siren Sound of the counter culture sucked.
>>65746211
How did you know my name
>>65746269
If only you'd know...
>>65746361
who the hell are you
goodbye to everybody
>>65746424
I'd tell you, but I don't want to be doxxed.
>>65746458
Hello Hans.
>>65745496
you can move to america but americans can't move anywhere hehe
(explanation:americans are stereotyped to be very fat)
>>65746441
what about us nobodies?
>>65746501
Hello. How are you doing?
>>65746510
kek
>>65746510
adorable post
hello im awake
it's almost that time of season boys
>>65746698
Good morning!
>>65746749
ohayou
>>65746739
Poor seal.
why's life so harsh
>>65746739
'bout time
>evangelicals
>everyone is still dead
>>65748019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OKkdAd38QI
tfw love at first sight
>>65748019
only inside
=]
>>65748019
>>65748072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0SmnaAgBo
>>65748087
tfw no yandere gf
finally about to graduate after 1000 years
>>65748176
try not to trip on your dress when they hand you the diploma
>>65748278
be nice
>>65748278
I don't want to go to the convocation. I'm too old for this "celebration" meme
>>65748302
advice on body coordination to prevent embarrassment is nice
>>65748357
fair enough. if you know some class mates it could be nice though.
>/cum/ is still picking on the Chicanos
Glad to see nothing has changed.
>>65744911
It only shows the tag when you enter since4pass in the option
passposting + Nepal proxy + tripcode = most special of snowflakes.
Anything else that could make a user even more special?
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/04/4chan-website-financial-trouble-martin-shkreli
why won't hiro post financial information, or have some open dialog on what to do? this feels suspicious.
>>65749500
It's a privately-owned website, he doesn't have to. What do you mean by suspicious?
>>65749500
There have been threads up discussing this for like a week now, what do you mean no open dialogue.
>>65749752
him claiming we have money problems without making an attempt to clarify it. 4chan might be privately owned, but we're also a delicate eco system of autists that are easily startled and changing the workings of the site without discussion is a pretty big deal.
he could do a q&a with pass users so people who are helping "fund" the site can have a slower thread to ask questions. two vague posts of doom and gloom isn't a lot to go on.
>>65749875
posters discussing with other posters doesn't really mean anything. personally I can't tell if he's trolling us or if there's an actual problem.
>>65744850
Unironically want to cum on her legs
>>65750145
the legs are nice, but "MUH RACISZMMMM" is fucking repulsive
>>65749500
hiro is without doubt the single worst thing to have ever happened to 4chan
4chan has survived a lot, but I honestly doubt it will survive Hiro. I'm already preparing myself by slowly habituating myself to other imageboards rather than 4chan.
>>65750177
>implying she wouldn't be in a situation like pic related
>>65750117
I don't think he's trolling. I think he's just made an announcement about what he's going to do and his reasoning for it, regardless of what people want. He just wants us to know they're coming and we're not going to like them (board deletion, more ads, ect.)
Reminder: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/2ch_Chronicle
>>65750429
>>65750288
I don't care too much about ads. I'd be down with donations, even.
>>65750495
>>65750567
>>65750488
Apparently they're "Malicious invasive side scrolling and popup ads,"
I dunno about you but that sounds annoying as fuck to deal with while browsing.
>>65750411
>>65750429
>>65750478
>>65750495
>>65750551
>>65750567
>>65750648
>>65750681
You guys are the best!
>>65750701
Malicious?
Viruses and shit?
>>65750888
yes
From the sounds of it, it's probably going to be a somewhat SFW version of ads on porn sites
wud u be able 2 focus on the traffic?
>>65751003
i'd slam into a light pole just to get away from those
>4chan is kill
where will you go?
>write essay
>supposed to be 4-5 pages
>finish it, don't feel good about it
>thinking about it just now
>think I have 3 and a half pages
>look back at it
>2 and a half pages
this is not going to be a good grade
Just drew a good friend of mine
>>65751158
When's it due?
>>65750888
Yes, along with using tatics that force users to deal with them before browsing or posting, similar to how streaming sites for video will often make a free user close all ads before the video will finish buffering.
>>65751137
various francophone imageboards, possibly that spic imageboard (my Spanish is far from perfect but it's decent enough)
Those tend to be higher quality, especially the francophone ones, and they're very safe from the newfag/reddit cancer that has infested this site for years, and even more so in the past year (mostly thanks to /pol/). The problem is that they're quite a bit slower, so I'd like to find a good English-language imageboard, but I don't want to go to 8ch, and I don't really know of any other good ones (also wizardchan seems like it has a cancerous amount of circlejerking).
leafshits out
>>65751137
I spend most of my time already on 420 and Halfch so probably just there completely instead of swapping between here and there.
>>65751310
already submitted like a week ago
I wonder at what point Im just going to die from lack of sleep
Ask a married man anything.
>>65751837
why are you white trash
will shekeli really ban canucks?
>>65751837
was it really worth it?
>>65751837
congratulations
>>65751837
When's the divorce?
>>65751884
Honestly, being married, next to being a father, is the greatest thing in the world.
>>65752030
>signing a piece of paper is the greatest feeling in the world
>>65752030
having a son must be rather awesome tbqh
>>65752070
implying marriage is only a legal institution
>>65752115
I have a daughter. She's still really young and sweet. Not at the point where her hormones are out of whack yet.
>>65752116
>Replying to the German
He's just hungry for (You)s, don't give him any attention.
>>65752240
"German"
Why are married men with children on 4chan?
>>65752172
eh, ive always wanted a son, but a daughter cant be that bad either
>>65752270
why wouldn't they be? are parents supposed to stop using the internet?
>>65752592
4chan is for young people, teenagers etc. old fuckers ruin things
I've got the day off and I'm trying to buy weed but all of my friends are saying their dealers are sparce right now.
So I went on leafedIn which is sort of line a linkdin for weed but the cheapest I'm seeing for an 8th is $60 which I haven't paid that much for since like sophomore year. It's fucking 2016, I shouldn't have to pay more than $50 for an eighth and that shit better be high quality.
What should I do guys?
>>65752674
how do old fuckers ruin things?
it's also a great way to stay in the loop as you get older so that you don't become an out of touch retard like many people do once they start approaching the age of 30
>>65752739
weed is so low cost vs. what you get out of it i'd stop whining
$60 is what one night of drinking in canada costs, that weed will probably get you high at least 20 times
>>65752674
>4chan is for young people, teenagers etc. old fuckers ruin things
You got that all wrong. 4chan is for weirdos, outcasts, and/or those with politically incorrect ideas and jokes.
>>65752827
That's a stupid way to look at it.
>>65752932
not really
your annual weed budget is probably minuscule compared to other things, just buy the fucking $60 weed, use it sparingly to make it last, and buy a large amount of weed next time prices so that you save money over all
buy a bulk amount like a quarter pound, put some in the freezer, it'll last you a year or more
you're whining about weed costing too much when you're only willing to buy a quarter
>>65752739
Stop being degenerate maybe
>>65753075
>Stop being degenerate maybe
there are plenty of non degenerate reasons to use weed
>>65752739
Go to a local park that's near a high school or a college campus and look for people smoking weed
Alternatively order some pizza and ask the delivery guy if he has any connects, I've never tried it myself but I heard it's effective.
>want to take a big noisy shit
>co worker is doing some stuff that's going to take her forever to finish right beside the bathroom
>>65753131
>I have a day off and I wanna get hiiiigh xD
>>65753198
>waste hours of your time to save $10
>>65753131
Stop replying to him nigga
>>65753245
Hey, you're the one that wants to save the money, not me, I'm just trying to give you the only advice you can really get in a situation like this
In the long run, you'll have more dealers you can buy off of
>>65753131
Don't reply to him fool, he's literally autistic
>>65753198
This is fucking stupid. My brother recommended this to me as if the ethiopian middle aged pizza delivery dude knows where to get weed.
Anyway I found another dude selling a hybrid for 50
>>65753377
how much weed do you typically smoke in a month?
>>65753359
one thing that proves how retarded the vast majority stoners are is how most of them buy tiny bags of weed every week or two instead of a larger amount for a better price
i used to sell weed and would offer people very good price breaks but they would never take them, i have no fucking idea why
>>65753470
Well I quit in like april because I was applying for jobs and shit and just smoked too much.
Now I got a new job and am making an income so I figured I can start smoking a little again. So I'm not sure how much it'll be since I'll probably only do it on my days off (like today)
>>65753228
>I have a day off and I shitpost on an anonymous image board
i had a good post queued up but i don't think you guys deserve it tbqh
almost home ladm8s
>>65753820
>ladm8s
shouldn't have to explain this bud
What's the difference between aとb and aもbも?
The Japanese thread never answers my questions.
>>65753867
what do you mean, budfriendpalm8ladboy
>you will never experience the 90s club scene
kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-KMPvgKPo
>>65753913
と is used like /and/ to join words (a and b)
も is used like /also/ to include things (a as well as b, a and also b)
I think that's right anyways
genuinely feel bad for people who don't live near a Waffle House desu
>>65754058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LogL2pUiQmg
So I set up a meeting with a dude at 3pm. $50 for 3.5g. Meeting at a public place. How fucked am I?
>>65754221
just called the police.
>>65754221
>$50 for 3.5g
You're getting ripped off lmao
>Harold Thomas Martin III, 51, is charged with theft of government property and unauthorised removal of "highly classified" materials.
>The Justice Department confirmed he worked for Booz Allen Hamilton, the same contractor that employed National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden.
>Mr Martin had a top secret national security clearance.
Ah shit.
Snowden was just a blackmailing cronie all along.
Finally not too hot out today. This breeze feels so nice
>>65754256
I am, but maybe by like 10-15 bucks and this guy had good reviews so at least I'm not going to get fucked.
How are unlimited terms ever a good idea?
Any more than 2 sounds greedy
>>65754491
why buy such a puny amount of weed? not even worth the time it takes you pick up
>>65754491
>good reviews
Where do you live that you allow yourself to get robbed like this
>>65754518
in case you have a really good leader who can do more good by sticking around
it often takes decades to get certain things done and if you have a good leader who can see them through it's a good thing
of course there is the downside of personality cults etc.
How do I get into the porn industry?
Awww.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
>>65754634
It's a dude I've never bought from before and I know the quality will be good and I've set this up in like an hour. $50 it's terrible for that.
Weed around here usually sells for $35-60 for 3.5g. I'm paying on the high side but if I keep buying from this guy maybe hell give me a break. And like I said before, all of my contacts have flaked out so this isn't bad for short notice imo.
>>65754709
B O Y P A R T S
beautiful
>>65754756
Do you live in the midwest?
West coast weed is like $25 an eighth
>>65754852
No. And no shit west coast weed is cheaper.
>>65754926
It's not shit I can get some high quality weed for a low price
>>65754709
>>65754841
These are disgusting
I made a video, do you understand now why I score Asian puss so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iacf0318Lc
>>65755046
>Asian puss
ew
empowering
Is there anything more cringey than canadians who speak in received pronunciation
hehehe
im bakkk
did u miss me /cum/-chan ?~
>>65755564
who are you?
>>65755564
i did!!
>>65755303
Oh no.
>>65755303
at least the porn is good
>>65755597
its me !!
>>65755741
yippee
>>65755564
where were u?
>>65755837
i was at school and i got a job on a train !!
>>65755934
What will you do when this happens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
CHICANO PRIDE
AMERICAN SOUL, MEXICAN BLOOD
>>65755934
yippee!
>all ink for my printer is obsolete so can't get a re-fill
where the fuck do I buy a new cheap printer, its been years since I got one
conductor we have a problem
>>65745065
PAUL BLART
MART SHART
>>65748084
>Have amazing CCTV footage to show
>Use a shitty cellphone camera without tripod at a bad distance to show it
Who /Super Eurobeat/ here?
>>65756531
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
What do you get when you fall in love?
>>65757882
sex
>>65756858
quick post eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7FdXET23Q
>>65758014
>>65758014
>>65758014
>>65758014
n e w
>>65758053
Retard
>>65758053
this is what happens when you don't post eurobeat
>>65758053
k nvm
404'd
janny afoot
>>65754491
No you are getting fucked lol 3.5 for 50?
>>65758088
dont talk to my buddy like that
Fuck Europeans desu
>>65758396
new
>>65758460
fag?
>>65758460
when
>>65758460
U have to go back
Guys what the fuck is it with all these clowns appearing?
They're probably going to start appearing at El Paso too