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The help edition
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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this is now /cum/
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>>65737220
Cum in my /brit/ish wife

I'm a cuck
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>>65737220
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>kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>65737215
good to see the squad roll up. where the fuck is canada I thought he was riding shotgun?

>>65737230
Uhhhh... Uhhhhh..... I only fornicate with women after getting to know them over a warm cup of hot chocolate.

>>65737232
grand day out is the best, but that one comes super close
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if ye don't thing this is an absolute banger

ye goon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v1oD_pF-k
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off to a brill start already boys
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Fuck your honda civic I've got a horse outside
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>>65737247
>>65737245
ROARING WITH SCREECHING HOWLS
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aye but at what cost?
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>>65737248
H-HE'S FAST!
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>>65737214
>doesn't get the pun

retard
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another mexican!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My gf
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Operation Black gf 2016 is picking up
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>>65737248
>grand day out is the best, but that one comes super close
not bloody likely
the wrong trousers is 10x better
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>>65737287
fuckin nazi bitch >: (
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>>65737287
i'd give her a d-day
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PogChamp
LUL
KKona
4Head
BabyRage
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trotskyists would fuck her
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BLKd08vAVI5/

Just posted a pic on the ol' Instagram
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>>65737307
I mean, can anything honestly be more comfy than the opening of a grand day out.

it's not that I dislike wrong trousers, it's practically splitting hairs for me
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>>65737255
Makes me feel the blood of my Scottish ancestors flowing through my veins
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>>65737360
Washington should have crossed the Atlantic after the Delaware
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starting to think I should be less racist desu
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>>65737393
Nah
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>>65737393
You can practice with me. I am not white.
Hello!
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maybe you should start being less cheater
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>>65737405
Hello my fellow human bean, how do you do today?
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>>65737383
>British/Irish memes
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>>65737428
exceptional post
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>>65737426
Good. So which races do you dislike and why?
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>>65737428
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>>65737405
CHI
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>>65737428
>Canadian memes
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>>65737464
AGHHH MY EYES
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>>65737393
You'll never be Dutchcaralad.
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Slept like shit, probably 2 hours of actual sleep but I don't feel too bad.

Working tonight so I'm gonna hit the gym then go back to bed for a few hours.
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>>65737362
true, I like a grand day out because it has that blotchy original animating and feels very innocent

the wrong trousers is really made by feathers mcgraw, he's so perfectly sinister - and the train chase is good too.
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>>65737428
just found this in my university archives
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>>65737468
i'm not hispanic though senpai
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>>65737508
NI
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>>65737508
What are you lad
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are you an asian?
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>>65737463
the 100m ;b
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>>65737494
Damn, I just remembered the train chase. That makes it a really tough call. The work they must have put into that is insane.

the plane sequence in the third was fun too, the were-rabbit was forgettable though imo.
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>>65737512
n-no

>>65737519
half white half azn (yellow not brown)

>>65737522
w-what?
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>>65737554
Oh hi Elliot.
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>tfw they're predixting the temp to hit 35° next week

wew lads summers here
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Eating some crisps x
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>>65737581
28 tomorrow after a week of storms and flooding
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>>65737581
>tfw mid teens all week with rain
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>>65737512
NI mentioned.
Gas the taigs.
Fuck freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoz5HRcLWX8
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morning lads
morning JFs
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>>65737601
yay beach trip soon haha
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>>65737554
>half white half azn (yellow not brown)
ching chong
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>>65737554
NEED a hapa kot posting bf
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>>65737579
WHY
DON'T
BLONDE
WOMEN
LOVE
ME?
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>>65737615
Good lad.
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Might quit my job.
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howling
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>>65737538
never really liked were-rabbit desu, was alright as a movie but doesn't compare to the shorts

rewatched them recently as i've found a wallace and gromit memes page on normiebook, turns up some cracking good posts
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>>65737206

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28sdV_DXSrU
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just got this in the mail lads
can't wait to install it!!
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>>65737628
do not worry, if I ever become gay getting a brit bf will be my second choice to russian jewish bf

>>65737620
t. Aquafresh von Lankerson
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>>65737647
What's your job?
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It's cute knowing that as I"m on my way back from work the brit lads are on their way in

And then there"s you
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wallace and gromit conditioned me to love cheese and crackers
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>>65737677
Leader of UKIP
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>>65737641
Unironically love the taigs. You know that right?
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parrot food
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>>65737705
so you're a middle-aged woman?
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>>65737653
You watch the invention shorts they made? slightly better than were-rabbit but not as funny as the originals.

They made a sheep movie recently that I saw, really good.

>>65737699
Wensleydale?
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>>65737711
I don't.

t. Protestant.
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>>65737676
I'm only 6'10 so the jokes on you
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>>65737679
bitta hard yakka
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>>65737763
I'm 5'4".
Not even maymaying.
Does this make us friends?
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I got a new puppy today lads and I forgot what a fucking pain in the arse they are after living with my older dog desu, always getting into shit, can never just lay around for a bit
reee
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>>65737753
Shame la. They're brothers.
Rather have them on side than against.
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Gas the...
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>>65737826
ass
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https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1475625758445.webm

partial arts
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>>65737813
For fuck sake.
I've seen it but.
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G'night lads.
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>>65737854
Good night : )
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>>65737763
>>65737786
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>>65737739
>They made a sheep movie recently that I saw, really good.
hmm yes must check that out, love me some shaun
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>>65737795

have you tried tidying up your house instead of leaving cupboards open and shit laying around?

seems to work well for me

t. indoor cat owner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPuEDyAsU8
some madman is in space right now
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>>65737786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKJRKdSlweU

practically besties at this point
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mum just came out of her room and asked to talk and said that i seemed very unhappy

told her i was

not much else of note was spoken
figure i ought to have a shower now and a little something to eat
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>>65737854
>>65737866
Okay, a Sasquatch is somewhere here right?
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>>65737897

cheer up :)
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>>65737880
>indoor cat owner
Second on the trains
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>>65737844
i could easily demolish him and i'm only a yellow belt
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do not read this if you don't want to get mad
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>>65737915
I already know what it is from just looking
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>>65737909

*heems you*
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>>65737844

oh no. why did i see this?
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Why do Americans have such feminine voices?
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Wait

Heems backward is smeeh

Hmm
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>>65737947
All the estrogen in their water
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>>65737887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxGs4ETeg4
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>>65737887
Time for the white and somewhat-not-white race to form an alliance to defeat tall shelves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0dYpRFGyzc
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>>65737952

this post faltered to make me think
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>>65737915
would beat the shit out of them
dont care if theyre women
dont care if theyre family
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>>65737915
i don't feel anything but sadness anymore
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>>65737987
And that is why you fail young Bruce
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>>65737915

i should NOT have read this.
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>>65737947
>>65737957
Explain 6:30 onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoPXWzPSPg

estrogen in our water does give our women larger chests tho
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>>65737965
unironically going quite kankerhard on this desu
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>>65737915
[sjis]Thank god my parents aren't literal autistics[/sjis]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
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>>65738042
>posting a scripted voiceover from a video game thinking it counts for anything

Retard.
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is there anything worse than having a recessed chin?
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>>65738073
Lads look at this literal mong
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>>65738045
Are DutchCaralad had gifs from this.
He was a beautiful chap.
He was /brit/ we loved him.
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>>65738068
pls stop bantering me i cannot take it
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I'm out and some girl keeps looking at me lads

do I heem her
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>>65738058
this is my favourite song
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>>65738099
I did a few days ago and completely crashed and burned, but you miss 100% of the shots you never take
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>>65738099
Yes la'

Gotta protect your rep
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>>65738092
he is in a better place now
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>>65738119
only if you're cross-eyed tbf
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>>65738135
His place is here with us. For eternity
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>>65738119
jokes on you i can't lose if i don't play the game
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I've got over 2300 (You)'s in my (You) account lads. Not sure what to buy with them though
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>>65738140
I posed it in /cum/ last week, but basically we talked about our favorite colors and I sort of stalked her through the store asking about colors. someone commended me for my courage.

>>65738163
this is true. women don't ask guys out tho : (
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>>65737739
>They made a sheep movie recently that I saw, really good
Hideo Kojima's 6th favourite movie of 2015.
Just a little factoid there.
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>>65738202
do you have autism?

the way to get women is to criticize their looks
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>>65738224
>Kojima
Made nothing good in decades.
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The mods on /r/4chan are the biggest edgelords I have ever come across.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475541703404.webm

> ywn be one of those turtles

why even live
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9x-ff0fXs
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>>65738247
I have no idea how to interact with women. Only "gf" I've had is my autistic female friend who went out with me for a month before I said I loved her and she revealed she was, in fact, gay (her dress and hair should have triggered my gaydar)

Oh well.

How do you do that? Do you walk up and call them ugly? That's the opposite of catcalling
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>>65738249
Hey David.
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>>65738267
desu r/4chan is just /b/ mixed with /pol/, what do you expect.
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>>65738311
How did you know?
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>>65738309
you make them feel insecure thus causing them to desire a positive response from you
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>>65738342
why do i have to play silly mindgames with them

why can't they just love me and all my autism at face value

how many gfs have you had
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Wish I was dead
Hate my life
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What is happening
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>65738354
err loads but i mainly just a pump 'em n dump em kind of guy y'know
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was feeling depressed and suicidal then i took my xanax

back to feeling good and relaxing

this is definitely NOT good as it is a sign of dependence

me brain has stopped producing GABA and is relying on outside sources for it
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>>65738382
you mean pike and swipe them right
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqvwnxgxazY
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>>65738119
i just left it desu i couldnt be fucked

i think i may know her though so if i see her out, ill give her a hoy
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485
UKIP leader Diane James is standing down from her role 18 days after she was elected.
In a statement to the Times newspaper, she said she would not be "formalising my recent nomination".

The 56-year-old MEP for South East England said she did not have "sufficient authority" to see through changes she had planned.

She had not appointed a deputy and UKIP officials were unable to say who was leading the party.

Speaking to Radio 4's Today programme, Mr Oakden said he would check with the Electoral Commission to see who the party leader was and admitted it could technically be Mr Farage.

>the ruse cruise never ends
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>>65738393

Benzo withdrawal is hell on earth, I've had 3 painful withdrawals, and xanax might be the worst of all
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>>65738412
wonder what scandal she did
looks like a female nonce
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>>65738382
I'm more of a search & destroy kind of fellow
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Thoughts?
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>>65738429
she was verbally abused and spat at
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>>65738427
How much were you taking and how often?

I'm on a relatively low dose but it has been daily for almost 2 years now
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i'm racist lads
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Dreamt about her again lads
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negging is for autist pua yanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM
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>>65738461
are Theresa
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>>65738474
PUA in general is retarded

If you need someone to lay out a step by step plan for how to keep a conversation going, or if you feel the need to seek out such things, then you're definitely on the ol' 'tism spectrum
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>>65738499
hahaha yeah
;_;
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>>65738499
>he doesn't run mac kino game on lay and escalate with alpha hormonal assertion and carefully monitor the perimeter from competitors with macho-relaxed-flex stance
fucking beta
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>>65738449

Etizolam daily with a mix of one of 5 other benzos and also washing them down with whisky. At the end it was 6-8mg etiz a day. Relapsed after 4 months
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why can't autists just ignore their autism, that's my big question
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PUA master here

you lads wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
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>>65738545
>>65738449
How do you guys feel about your psychiatrists, and the mental health system in general? Wish anything was changed?

might be considering psychiatry desu
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>>65738576
the only thing I ever take seriously from puas is shit testing... do women actually do that? send out stupid passive-aggressive tests?
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>>65738587

Never seen one. Too scared
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>>65738576
Really made me think
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>>65738576
Haha nah I'll stay home and wank
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>>65738587
Talk therapy doesn't do jack shit for me so I just go every 3 months, the psych writes a prescription for more Xanax, then I'm off

In and out of his office in less than 5 minutes

Honestly wish I hadn't gotten myself in such a place but I started getting anxiety attacks and my gp offered Zoloft or Xanax and I chose the Xanax and then he referred me to a psych who had kept me on the Xanax because it works but the problem is now that I'm hooked I'll get anxiety if I go long enough without Xanax
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>>65738587
sexy as fuck
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>>65738638
Hmm, so maybe I should insist on other approaches before falling back on addictive drugs?

I'm sorry to hear your state and wish you the best with recovery
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>>65738638
yank psychiatrists are really stupid giving people xanax

try get off them and go onto an antidepressant
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>>65738617
yeah but it's not so much a test as it is this kind of friendly stab where you have an opportunity to make it work for you. a lot of regular shit test stuff is stuff where you either make yourself come across as a le nice friend guy so you apologise or play down or do that sort of shit while the better is to overexaggerate or chat shit regarding it because it shits all over whatever assumption theyre trying to make.
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>>65738638

Even at low dose after 2 years usage I would expect a tough withdrawal. I would taper VERY carefully
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want to drink some coffee but the child slaver in the kitchen might whip me again tbf
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goodnight /shit/
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>>65738656
Definitely go all routes before going with drugs

And thank you

I don't know how I'll sort myself out but hopefully I can

>>65738667
It's extraordinarily difficult to get a benzo prescription here the only reason I got it was because my gp prescribed it and then it worked so the psych is under an obligation to provide me with treatment that has proven to work
But if I told my psych to get me off the benzos and onto something else he would

My gp told me when he prescribed the Xanax that I shouldn't take it for very long because he had seen what it does to people long term but as usual I pretty much said "haha fuck the doctor I like this stuff!" and now I'm in my current sad state of affairs
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>>65738638
The jew doctor snagged you in his pill scheme
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>>65738762
have you considered crack at all
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>on the train
>people get up to line up by the door over a mile from the station

i will never understand why normals do this
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>>65738724
Next time I see my psych which is in a couple weeks I'll talk to him about a taper

I do need something to deal with my anxiety though and I've heard not so good things about SSRIs
Everything from killing your willy to making you feel like a walking corpse completely devoid of emotion

At least Xanax makes me feel relaxed and positive
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>shit tests

hahahahahahahahahahahaha my God id never heard of this before so i googled it

>Humans have a propensity to lie and tell people what they think they want to hear. This is especially true of women and the effeminate men who emulate them; both are consensus seeking creatures who crave the approval of the group above all else. This goes some way to explaining why women regardless of social standing indulge in vapid social pleasantries that men of substance have neither the time nor inclination for.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you fucking losers the west is dead
>w-why won't she fuck me :(((((((((

Loooool
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no idea what PUA is
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>>65738826
pick up artists
it's a new western world sub-culture where men view women as computers to hack. works for some, but they come off to me as stand-offish and a bit autistic.
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>>65738826
Guaranteed way to get laid lad I highly suggest looking up RSD Tyler as a starting point

All the haters are literally permavirgin neckbeards who are so scared of life they can't even try to begin improving themselves
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>men of substance
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>>65738877
That's not what it's about at all don't slander our community

It's about taking an objective look at how people interact with one another and then applying these observations and trends towards the goal of becoming romantic with women
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>>65738929
You just rephrased what I said. Learn this 'system' and see how to game it.
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Need a bf desu
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>>65738929
So essentially you want to trick women into sex?

That's rape anon
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law down your pastry and learn the art of pick up artistry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_oqEOtLYU
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>>65738987
No it's not quite like that. They are really strongly focused on consensual sex (some of them even record in case a woman cries foul). They just focus on being confident and strategizing their social interactions.

but as I said, I don't like them because they're stand offish and call anyone who doesn't agree with them as a lower beta. So much for being a suave alpha, eh
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>>65739020
>some of them even record

With or without their knowledge?
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>>65739020
ah yes let's record a woman at her most intimate and vulnerable without her knowledge that's definitely not rape
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>>65739028
It's uncommon in their community, typically done by those who read a lot into stories of women falsely accusing men of rape.

I don't know the laws of recording people in your own property.
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>>65738971
Not really because most people learn stuff growing up and don't have to be taught it that's why PUA is for everyone

I know because I'm a PUA instructor

PUA isn't for the slayer who's bringing home a new girl anytime he wants
It's not for the guys who have had success with gfs in the past and are just a bit down on their luck

It's for people who need some help

>>65738987
No not really

Unfortunately there are hucksters in our community who will try push the "do these psychological tricks" approach but that's not what the spirit of PUA is all about
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got banned for posting that picture of my bum yesterday

shan't be doing that again haha
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>>65739063
>guns don't kill people, people kill people

Your tool is a weapon, and you're freely giving it away
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>>65739037
Again, I'm not the guy defending PUA and I don't like them.

That being said, filming doesn't constitute rape. It's creepy, but they usually protect the ID of the girl when they upload vids

>>65739063
Well, I appreciate the fact you help other guys. As long as they become more friendly and alpha, instead of more aggressive/angry and alpha, then hey, great.
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>>65739085
>As long as they become more friendly and alpha, instead of more aggressive/angry and alpha, then hey, great.

That's what I'm all about

Really it's about setting yourself on a journey of self-mastery
As the old saying goes within our community "you have to master inner game before mastering outer game"

I've had students thinking they'll come in an learn how to be a "bad boy" and they think that dressing a certain way and demeaning women will get them laid
Usually I can straighten them out with a short one on one conversation but for those who insist I just politely ask that they leave
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ah yes, yanks banging on about their fantasies of actually getting their dicks wet for once
that's what I was hoping for when I came to /brit/
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>>65739152
I apologize for my earlier misconceptions. You sound like one of the pros in the community. You hang on Roosh V?

Good luck and good on you for your work.
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>>65739170
there's also me
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>>65739176
Roosh still has some good insights but I'm not big on him anymore since he kinda moved away from PUA and onto a bit of a crusade against SJWs and more generalized "how to be a man" type stuff

Nothing against him that's just not what I'm about

And thanks for the support cause it does feel good to know that I'm helping lads out there who tend to be pretty down and out
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>>65739082
evading?
>>
pua here lads keep'n it real just knobbing 10 birds at once while retaining my football crown

ama dudebros
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>>65739317
>football
meant foozball no biggie
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>>65739317
Talked to an Irishman once at a Morrissey concert. He wore sandals.

any background info as to how and why one would do such a thing?

btw he was quite pua, since he entered the establishment alone and came out of it with 6 gfs
>>
UNIT 1
PERIOD STUDY 1
GIMMICKRY, PERSONALITY AND SOCIETY IN /brit/ c.2013–2016

Answer ONE question in Section A and ONE question in Section B

>Section A
>Answer only one question from this section

1. How successfully did Poleaboo establish himself as a /brit/ personality?
[30]

2. How far do you agree that Lisicki edits were the dominant form of gimmick culture in /brit/ from 2014-2015?
[30]

>Section B
>Answer only one question from this section

3. To what extent did reddit migration and the rise of redditflags have on the fall of quality within /brit/?
[30]

4. Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?
[30]
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dear dear oh dear lads I may have caught food poisoning

time shall tell
>>
PUA discussion really brings the yanks out
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>>65739434
should spend less time talking to men and admiring their footwear you bender
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>>65739482
it's a yank redditor gimmick
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any truth to this?

apparently this is getting bandied about as Hiroshima's way to keep 4chan alive
>>
paranoid people have hacked my phone and are recording me through the camera
>>
Hello poochie, you look like you've got something to say. Do you? Yes I certainly do. I have to go now. My planet needs me
>>
filtered the pikey

workshy sandal wearing ginger bollock
>>
>>65739529
don't care as long as /int/ is safe

he should definitely merge all of the weeaboo boards into one
>>
>>65739529
>merge /o/ and /n/
>/aca/
>merge /hm/, /lgbt/ snd /adv/
>keep /pol/
>remove /mlp/

I like it, but that's going to cause some arguments
>>
>>65739529
>no /vip/

Obvious fake is obvious
>>
me
>>
>>65739614
Both of them are solutions to the same problem
>>
>>65739529
Removing or merging slow boards wouldn't make a big difference for bandwidth. There's just a huge number of people on the site.
>>
I read about changes on motherboard. I would share the link to you but it's German lel
>>
hmm
>>
>>65739583
The /o/ plebs acting like hot shit for driving 20 year old 3 series will get pissed that they have to share a thread with train spotting autists but generals will form to sort that out

/adv/ is just teenage girls so they'll have no problem with naked 10/10 men getting posted on their board
the /lgbt/ trannies will be pissed at first but they'll find sympathizers in the /adv/ set and also enjoy the naked men

removing /mlp/ will lead to pony shit being spammed everywhere so that's the only real issue that will have to be dealt with
>>
I will lead UKIP
>>
>>65739700
ja was sol das mein kleiner jodeljungen
>>
Sounds great
>>
>>65739665
High res and gif eat up the majority of the image server's bandwidth
>>
coming to a conclusion
>>
Ah the orange people understand a bit. Jodeljunge means nothing. Try zipfelklatscher or taschenbillard spieler
>>
feeling good

muching a durrie
>>
>>65739785
shut up nazi
>>
>>65739747
But consolidating other boards doesn't really do anything to help, especially really slow boards like /trv/.

I do like the idea of deleting /mlp/ though, /trash/ more or less fills that role now.
>>
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>>65739785
Nazi puto
>>
ispezt gesecktenlencen gein mipl werstümingzberd ja
>>
Sometimes I hate the internet for things like this. Coming over in Dezember mate
>>
Help her with a follow
https://www.instagram.com/lovee.clouds/
>>
kill yourself pirate scumbags....
>>
ein volk, ein reich, ein führer
>>
>>65739852
All me
>>
What is that shit
>>
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>>65739852
>he's never been to these threads before
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>>65739852
every now and then some twat like you comes along to point out all the non-british flags in /brit/, i bet you think you're making a very clever observation but in reality we're all just rolling our eyes and thinking "yeah whatever mate"
>>
>>65739785
why don't you try to be less gay with your dad, gaypoof
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Mummy just sent me this
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Taking a really spicy shit at work. Regretting last night's curry
>>
did a sleep in and miss my lecture haha
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>>65739920
>i hope you shop at poundland love
>>
Actually Iam from the NASA
>>
>>65739993
national autistic spastics association?
>>
my homepage is unironically reddit and i have over 135k karma
>>
No national autistic suppression agency
>>
>>65740046
I'll be leaving so before I end up in a delousing shower
>>
did Hillary win another debate?
>>
>>65739993
Lol
>>
>>65739980
Chuckled
>>
Alright, lets get serious here, do any of the posts on /brit/ actually make you laugh?
I've sometimes laughed at stupid shit here.
>>
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the latest in a long line of future gfs
>>
>>65740150
Only posts from Australians
>>
Louie Theroux's Scientology film lads, let us watch it together

https://weshare.me/747a575585b21450
>>
You should
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>>65740196
ill wait for the vhs
>>
>>65740156
"May the wind be at your back as you sit on my face"
>>
>>65740196
howd you find this
>>
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>>65740225
Will defo be using this
>>
>>65740254
reddit
>>
>>65740262
which sub
>>
>>65740269
/r/documentaries
>>
>>65740259
She's a bit mental
>>
>>65740271
ty
>>
Doing a think.
>>
>I subscribe to the ideologies of PUA
>>
What do you think their lives were like?
>>
might shag a fat girl today
>>
>>65740347
shit
>>
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>>65740375
What about their lives?
>>
>>65740282
How do you figure?

>>65740367
Don't do it

It's not worth the sense of shame and regret you feel afterwards
>>
>>65740438
shit
>>
>>65740450
What about her life?
>>
>>65740439
These pictures of guns. They send a clear message that if you mess her about she'll take you out of business.
>>
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>>65740461
she probably lived a fairly happy and good life tbf
>>
>>65740482
No Jeremy, you can't seize my means of production!
>>
listening to krautrock boys
my taste is much better than yours haha
>>
fucking hell Louis Theroux makes every conversation he has so awkward
>>
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>>65740471
Lol you're right

Mission aborted
>>
>>65740539
yeah don't think I could handle much more of this

is this his gimmick? Awkwardness?
>>
>>65740539
nah
>>
told the lads i was going to play some timbo in the car
they got confused when i started jamming silenced singer instead of nelly LMFAO
>>
someone do a new before I forget the gimmick I have lined up
>>
*jams knife into >>65740669's limbic system*
>>
>>65740711
>>65740711
>>65740711
>>65740711
>>
>>65740669
just for you
>>65740715
>>65740715
>>65740715
>>
>>65740717
oh go to hell
>>
>>65740717
>>65740726
Jannys not gonna be happy
>>
>>65740347

they had to wipe their arses with newspaper.
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