Japanese English

何故アメ公は日本語を話せないのか?あほなの?
この豚の言ってることは分かる
でもこの豚は分からないw

>>65734303
Gooks and Chinks are much better at English then Japs.

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>mfw a Japanese person speaks English near me
I love the thick accent.

But every once in a while you encounter one who really speaks well, that's fun too.

Because most Japanese don't need to speak English.
Can you speak Japanese?
It's the same thing.

>>65736405
But English is actually relevant ;^)

>>65736405
uh dekiru

>>65736481
HON TOE KNEE

>>65736510
hontodayo

>>65736405
Domo arigato mister robato

Eki was doko desu ka?
Watashi wa nihonjin ga suki desu to.

that guy is the epitome of alpha

I think the following is difficult for Japanese.
1. Breath deeply
2. Stretch your words.
3. Blends your words.

>>65736583
Rate my Japanesed based on how I think its spelt from anime. I think I know what these words mean.

WAAH SUGOI

NANI?

CHOTTO MATTE

NANDESKA

DESU

KSO

ARIGATO

SENPAI

ITEDAKIMAS

KUN

SAMA

TAN

CHAN

ONEE SAN
ONII SAN

TOSA

BAKA

KAWAII

>>65736405
Good thing English is the international language.

>>65736705
kso is kuso
itadakimasu

>>65736723
All the people in your country think about internationalization?
I think the answer is NO.
Yes. We learn English. But we don't need to speak English.
So, we learn reading and writing.
Of course, Our grammar isn't good, though.

>>65736865
>We learn English
Hardly. Average Japanese does basic English busywork in school and struggle with poorly put together instructions taught by teachers who don't care about English, and then leave school having no real ability to use much English at all. If they have English ability by the time they leave school they may have gotten it from foreign television, movies or music, or use of English outside of normal classes due to their own interest.

>>65736865
retarded netouyo

>>65736934
Yeah. You're right. Most Japanese think English is you have to do.
They say "グローバル化だ。英語は必要でしょ".
Means "Globalization, I need English."
But they are not interested in foreign culture.
So, a part of Japanese learns English by drama, music, and so on.

Could you recommend me some movies?
I like 24 and SHERLOCK.

>>65737143
Watch American cartoons like family guy and the Simpsons.

Movies:
The Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Saving Private Ryan

>>65737143
24 and Sherlock are television shows, right? I don't watch television so I don't know what they are like. So I can't tell you what would be similar.

I say watch whatever you think looks fun. If you're having fun you'll keep watching. You need a large /quantity/ of English to learn the most.

>>65736405

baku gan australia des-si

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Why can't I speak English ?

>>65737570
How often do you do it?

>>65737298
Thank you for your recommendation.
I'll watch these movies.

>>65737298
Yeah.They are tv programs.
I got it. I'll touch a large quantity of English.
Thanks.

>>65736405
そうだ。
でも僕の日本語はくそだよ。

>>65736705
All letters other than N have a vowel following them
So there is no deska, kso, itedakimas, etc.
The Japanese just hate pronouncing the U after the S

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>>65738200
>I got it. I'll touch a large quantity of English.
>Thanks.
がんばって。

>>65737293
>Family Guy and the Simpsons
Why not say Rugrats too? American Cartoons are shit for English lessons since they all talk goofy.

>>65737143
Music:
Carpenters - Close to You
The Doors - People are Strange
Billy Squier - The Stroke
The Who - Behind Blue Eyes

Movies:
Black Hawk Down
Hamburger Hill
Cross of Iron
as far as drama goes.
Optionally you have None But the Brave, which is spoken in 1/4 Japanese and has Japanese and American characters interacting, but because it's so old a lot of dialogue is goofy and silly.

TV shows:
Hell on Wheels. It has several scenes noting the difference between certain accents here
Strike Back. Both American and British English.

>>65738362
Also Strike Back is basically an equal if not better version of 24.

>>65738200
i literally learnt all my English from american shows

thanks america

>>65738305
Sometimes they remove the /i/ too, specially where its presence is obvious (like shichi>shich, "seven"). This kind of erosion is common in languages in general.

>>65739932
I'm maybe one of the few who learned it with British media - Pink Floyd at one side, Rare games at the other.

Japanese can speak Spanish. They can speak Spanish so well it's fucking scary. (The L's and R's are off but still!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9SIVzjZhlk

>>65736865
Apart from school, what did you use to learn English?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YvARTRxolE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTsqujej1xA

>>65738362
Thank you for your recommendation.

>>65741236
It's so funny.lol

>>65741462
harakiri lol

>>65734303
I had a japanese teacher who could speak english. She was also Japanese.