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Hand Penis edition
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Informing you all of my imminent defecation.
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have you gotten your Ps yet, auslads?
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>>65734188
haha fuck no

already too far behind for that lmao
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these ideas are nightmares for white parents
whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
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I asked this question in /cum/, but I want your take, /brit/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11366766
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>my political views involve how people look
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> just swiped a 100 times on tinder
> not a single match
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>>65734554
>match with 100 girls on tinder
>not a single reply
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>match with 100 girls on tinder
>do nothing but post dick pics
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Get ready for this:

*ahem

...


ah yes
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>>65734635
hm
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>>65734577
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If youre one of the guys who writes nothing but 'hey', you deserve it.
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el getto reditato for el thisita:

*el ahemo*

*snorts coke*

el ...

SI SI SI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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>>65735273
good post
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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> when your willy is moist so you rub your finger against it and sniff that finger
smells good
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>>65735273
Howling
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>my particular brand of tax cuts for the rich hasn't been tried yet!
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>>65735618
*sucks you off*
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>>65735618
Iktfb.
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>>65734876
why does some bimbo who's just on there to screw need me to send her long, flowery bullshit?
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>put a cheeky pizza in the oven
> come back a few minutes later
> why does it smell like burning paper in here
> open oven
> baking paper caught on fire
very good
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I've literally laid in my bed browsing this shithole for the past 14 hours straight
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*pricks ground harness

*fall into the sun

ah yes
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>>65735647
We all have days like that anon
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>>65735660
communista puto
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>tfw my depression is really fucking taking off these days

well at least something is making progress in my life haha
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Don't think I'll ever buy a new cell phone

What more do I need that I don't already have from my iPhone 5S?
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dumb frogposters
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>Hurricane Matthew barreling towards the coast
>in the evacuation zone
>can't be arsed leaving

It's been emotional lads.
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I want to be knighted but Trudeau won't let me.
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>>65735647
fun fact: after 18 hours the captchas leave and the fun really begins
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he is trying to join FARC
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>>65735647
> 14 hours
nigga you've been here since 12am?
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>>65735696
it's 12 am now you mong
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>>65735696
around then yes
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>>65735640
because you need to play the game, entice her into choosing you over the others, somehow.
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>>65735689
Is that you caralad? Where have you been
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>posting from a phone when you have access to a computer
runt
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>>65735668
NACIONALISMO E IMPERIALISMO >>>/r/larp
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>>65734577
Matched with one girl. Got a seen check mark even though they don't exist on tinder
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Ran into a girl I went to school with after my therapy session

I'm a twenty four year old NEET with no friends who lives with my parents but shes a twenty four year old single mother drug addict with five kids from three different fathers who lives with her parents

Felt good rubbing my success in her face lads, bitch was admiring my life hard
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>>65735712
i dont like games
i like pussy
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CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f1ig4yX5o
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>>65735747
Gonna fuck her or what?
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>>65735747
Lol living the dream. Are you Maori?
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>>65735747
CONNGRATSS
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>>65735747
should of gone in for a root
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>>65735708
think you need a cuddle la, something must be keeping you up x
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>>65735747
wished that happened to me but everyone i went to school with is ridiculously successful ;_;
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who /geneticmistake/ here?
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watching some mong post on /brit/ on the bus lads
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>tfw there's Australia, but not Borealia.
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>>65735786
I'm diabetic.. that count?
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>Australian BF cheated on me again
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>>65735786
> tall
> masculine
> broad

> social anxiety

It's like being given a gun without bullet
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>>65735800
Literally me
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>>65735717
am not her

>>65735747
to my caluclations around 99,34% of people's lives are total shite, but normies have a very good way of hiding it
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>>65735807
what? u make him go down under?
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>>65735781
Depression has really sparked in the last month la

I fucking hate my life and have no motivation to do anything

Shitposting keeps me happy and distracted for a time while I physically and mentally decay into prolonged social isolation

thanks though
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post more toads ending themselves
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>>65735806
type 1 yes type 2 no
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>>65735766
Who is that slag?
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HOWLING

just dated this canadian lad for YEARS then started cheating on him for the cheeky banter haha
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>>65735837
I know that feel
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>>65735825
is ok, just b drunk... all the time
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>>65735838
I'll end you
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>mfw the land of the nether regions discovered the land down under
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who else /mike pence/ here
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>>65735837
>Depression has really sparked in the last month la
Fuck me too, must be the change of weather
> exercise going great
> looking great
> girls smiling at me more
> in general well liked by everyone
> job is going decently


> i just keep slipping further and further into depression

> alcoholism keeps almost coming back into my life as a result
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>>65735825
stop drinking, pick up a healthy morning routine.
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>>65735837
cute
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>>65735838
fuck off
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>normies complaining how depressed they are
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>>65735825
>social anxiety
>in an australian

god is real and deals in specialty memes
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>>65735869
Take vitamin d supplements and buy a uv lamp.
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>>65735883
I'll fuck you till you love me fag
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>>65735839
Oh well yh ofc you'd kno your 1s from your 2s Murica
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>>65735883
lad please

i'm only a normie on the outside, i'm still as much of a social sperg as i was when i was fat and unemployed

now i just have the look of a normie
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>>65735837
hmm sound just like myself currently

worse thing is i'm getting old too so even if i do manage to pull myself out of the rut will it be too late?
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>>65735838
Nah
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>>65735869
Life was simply not cut out for some of us
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>>65735912
>>65735901
i wasn't talking about you
i'm talking about random normies
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>just realised i've showered once since august

JUST
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dumb frogposters
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>aussie depression hour

Not a fan
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Toadposters: The thread. Is it because brits are asleep?
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>>65735929
;-;
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>>65735933
Go wash all that shart off bud, the internet will still be here when you get back.
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>>65735769
>>65735775
Eww no, my virgin dick wouldnt be enough for her five kid wide vagina

>>65735772
>>65735773
Cheers lads. Nah mate if I was a coon Id get a cushy coon job from the gubmint on account of my coon ancestry

>>65735785
>>65735830
She wasnt a normie mate she was pretty rough ay. Its just nice to see Im not the biggest mess of my generation
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>>65735953
Yes.
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they say hell is getting bummed by the man you could have been
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>tfw you'll never be an anime catgirl
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>>65735964
Rly sorry, i have noo idea what you're talking about.
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>>65735883
Fucking this

Beta uprising when?
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Why so many robots and depressed among fellow auslads?

literally 90% of other Australians I meet on 4chan don't have their life together
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>>65735859
>>65735877
>>65735923
Heh thanks for the (You)'s you silly runts
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Go to sleep
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>>65735998
tail and a push up bra... done.
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frogs............................
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>>65736025
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Still can't believe I shaved my head haha I look like an ugly bald cunt
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>women in my engineering class spouting some of the most stupid stuff

i think even a layman would know of such things. how do i remove this perception of women from my head? i know they are not all like this, but somehow the lack of women in engineering and stem fields exaggerate the inadequacies of the women that are in the field
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hi aussies
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>>65736025
What of em?
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>>65734123
>Thumbs up lad ! good job !
>I see no thumb sir
>Look down ;)
>Sir, that's awesome.
That's how I'd react to this
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>>65736005
>that pic
if he got a decent haircut, cleaned his skin up, shaved, got a bit of colour in him and dressed nice he wouldn't look that bad

don't get why he's a meme at the minute
he's ugly but he's not insalvagable
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slags
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> carrying my groceries home
> feeling pretty shitty today
> some cunt drives past and yells "GAY CUNT" out the window

haha, g-good one
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>>65736061
fit women are torturous.

cant imagine how damaging it would be to see these women if I were a virgin
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Nite everyone. gonna go dream of pg tips
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>>65735933
holy shit
what do you smell like?
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>>65736061
This tbqfhwyp
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65736051
same here, they are all non-smart, and need betas to help em
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>>65736051
what is she saying
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Once met a man from Canada

I Ontario I believe he was from

Was a super manlet (5'4 or so) but also had kids

Thanks for listening
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>>65736061
not a fan
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>mfw the only reason i'm a neet is because i have had absolutely no idea what career i want to pursue
thought about it for 3 years straight and cannot find a good choice
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>>65736069
>Walking home from work one Summer
>Stopped and got a slushee on the way cause it was fuckin' hot
>Some cunt yells out his buddies passenger side window "FAGGOT" at me as he drives by
>They stop at a red light not far down
>Throw my slushee through his window as they drive off at the green
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need a servant gf
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>>65736094
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>>65734188
19 and still haven't got a learners
please kill me
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>>65736105
what the FUCK is going on with that hand
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Honestly my dream would be to hitchhike across Australia and the USA alone, as autistic as that sounds
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>>65736101
forgot pic
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>>65736103
>>65736069
>walking home about 13
>during my awkward edgy greebo phase
>get bottled by a group of chavs
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My dream is to meet an Australian and kick his ass
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duterte is like hugo chavez hahahah
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>>65736154
>>65736129
>>65736130
walla
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my dream is to have a comfy cozy bf x
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Last night I saw a bunch of lebs squatting in front of my gym entrance late at night next to their shitty cars

Scared to go back desu
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My dream is retake Ireland in the name of the crown through the ethnic cleansing of the local populus
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My dream is to drink this cup of peppermint tea and eat a biscuit (cookie).
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Will DECK any leaf who thinks he can step up to me
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>>65736151
Chavs once threw a stone at me while driving past in a car

Also got a snowball pushed in my face while walking past some

Chavs and the middle class leftists that defend and equate them to all working class people need gassing haha
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>>65736215
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Australia is literally turbonormie the cantry
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>>65736210
>cookie
FOY
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>>65736175
Same x
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>walking out from wal-mart
>having shitty day
>group of nigs drive by
>yell, faggot ass cracker
>edgy so I yell nigger
>they shoot at me but miss and hit a little kid
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>>65736225
gave your mum a so called 'turbonormie' last night
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hahahahaha
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>>65736228
FOPY
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GAY CUNT
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>>65736220
>Chavs and the middle class leftists that defend and equate them to all working class people need gassing haha
i agree desu

i also got smacked with a road works sign by one and run into by one on a bike

lovely people really
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fookin ate nomies
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>>65736260
same here la
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>>65736220
>come from an upper-middle class privately-educated sheltered London family
>younger sister thinks anyone who went to a state school or who speaks in a non-RP accent is automatically a chav

stuck up fucking ignorant bint 2bh
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>FOPY
What did he mean by this?
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Eyes are dryer than your nan's cunt atm
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Fuck Off Pirate Yank
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>#nationalboyfriendday
>all these qt girls on my kikebook posting pictures with their bfs

ah yes
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>huge tits but no ass
disgusting. so top heavy it's like she's a man
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>>65736279
literally cannot imagine being that sheltered desu
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>tfw want to be a skinhead but look ugly with a shaved head because of a big mole on my scalp so cant be one
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will fucking deck you
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>>65736288
RIP nan

She was a good old fashioned English lass she was.
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>>65736310
iktf
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soon....
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>>65736303
>tits and arse
best
>arse but no tits
acceptable
>tits but no arse
literal vomit
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>>65736288
>mfw i've been up for 21 hours
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>>65736282
FOPY
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>>65736329
What is this horse shite vomit?
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Imagine being Brendan and seeing this
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>>65736349
Brend is on the up

what with his new poo in loo stardom
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so fucking sick of being poor, can't even afford to eat

tax the rich, class war now
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>>65736327
>Boyd Rice
good lad x
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I miss my mum, I wish she was here, I feel like I'm missing something with out her. I just want her back.
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i am going to read a new book guys, many (((intellectuals))) in mexico say it is a good book
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>>65736363
>Be washed up star
>So desperate for work you go to India
>Make it rich again
>but everything smells like shit
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>2012 was nearly 5 years ago
Where does the time go?
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>>65736279
Bet she votes Labour/Green
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>>65736381
ill drop her over in my 747 when im finished lad
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>>65736421
thanks :)
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>>65736399
If matter can't be created or destroyed, doesnt that mean time isnt real or the past exists somewhere?
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>2002 was nearly 5 years ago

Thank god its only 2007, still have a lot of time to get my life together as im stil young
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>>65736413
>voting labour is equal to voting green
corbyn aside this is a stupid thing to say desu
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>>65736438
Yes

t. quantum physicist
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>>65736438
Time is a human construct.
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I think we can all agree the internet generally went to shit around the 08-09 era
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Business idea: get a teaboo gf
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>>65736438
no, the matter simply changes
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Some scholars have gone so far as to ask whether the Greeks came up with anything new at all, or whether they merely acted as a conduit through which the combined wisdom of all the civilizations of the eastern Mediterranean was disseminated across the territories conquered by Alexander the Great, before arriving at Rome and posterity.

Others have seen sinister racist motives at work, and accused classicists of creating in their own image the Oldest Dead White European Males; some have even claimed that classicists have systematically distorted and concealed the evidence showing how much the ancient Greeks owed to Semitic and African peoples rather than to Indo-European traditions.


They WUZ?
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Every worker should get at least one week paid leave every year. I have to work an entire year without a single missed day to get a weeks worth of PTO

fuck this shitty meme country
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Business idea: Get a bf whose fetish is financial domination so I don't have to work any more.
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>>65736413
Reckon she's a Tory but only because of le female prime minister meme

She's depressingly right-on. i.e. unironically believing in the wage gap and '''social justice'''

My other twat siblings are the same bland centrist sheep. At least my dad is redpilled
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>>65736503
>At least my dad is redpilled

How is he
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any midlads going motor city drum ensemble on friday?
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>>65736503
>he isn't a centrist
literal child
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Having a midlad crisis.
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>tfw unironically have a gf with a son that isnt mine

She's the only woman that ever cared about me desu.
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Christ /pol/ tards are cringey. My dad is a massive Trump supporter an is an utter melt. Has no understanding of how economics work, doesn't know shit about history, politics, anything. But he thinks white people are being over taken by black people and Mexicans. Fucking lol

I could ask him what year the U.S. gained independence and he wouldn't even know
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i'm gay - i'm happy
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>>65736555
He's right about the Mexicans at least.
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>>65736555
>But he thinks white people are being over taken by black people and Mexicans

That's true though
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Joe Rogan tells me there are millions of unregistered Mexicans living in the united states

hmm...
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>>65736555
>he thinks it's normal for his country to be 60% white

El oh el
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>>65736563
we live in the upper peninsula of Michigan I don't think I've ever seen a Mexican in my life

and the only black people here are upper middle class families
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>>65736555
>an is an utter melt
melt gibson
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>>65736052

hi
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>>65736588
FOY

Fuck off YOOPER
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>>65736582
for America, yeah. If it was Europe, where white people came from then it'd be a bit different but America isn't a white country.
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>>65736588
Just because it doesn't affect you YET doesn't mean it's not happening you spastic
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>>65736484
not really taking this bunk seriously.
there has been a conceited effort in academia lately to completely invert/undermine the whole of European history as some sort of revenge for modern era colonialism.
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>>65736563
>>65736567
>>65736575
Really makes you think huh
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another mexican is posting her :s
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This is what capitalist, republican propaganda looks like
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Hey man you post here a lot
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>>65736634
*here
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>>65736575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSrmhPJ_8rs

kek
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bash the fash
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>>65736525
He unashamedly voted leave despite being in a profession in which 99% of his peers voted remain (barrister)

He's also openly racist against blacks and pakistanis

An idol
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>>65736655
grow up
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>two fucking beaners

right that's it
i'm off to bed
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grow up
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what is autumn like in the UK

Here we eat apples, drink cider, go on hayrides, walk through corn mazes and watch spooky movies.
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I unironically think kasich was the best candidate if he was a little stricter on illegal immigration
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>>65736667
Nighto
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>>65736622
the classics by definition literally only deals with europeans the whole thing is a bit silly
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haha this fucking island beaner can't handle the bantz
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>>65736675
agreed
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>>65736672
>autumn

FOPY
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>>65736672
It's like winter but less cold
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>mfw communists
https://youtu.be/Y4CLfL-YkRs
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>>65736683
?como estas?
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ć‹ć‚ć„ć„ćƒćƒ³ćƒć ćŖw
kawaii chimpo dana. wara
It's a cute dick.lol
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>>65736672
by far the best time of the year. too bad it feels so short

US has best seasons DESU
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ahhhhhh another mexican
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>>65736682
and its hardly as if people somehow downplay the efforts of Mesopotamians/Egyptians, both fields just have issues with access to materials due to the political situation in these countries. unlike Europe which has been studied extensively and is very free.
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>>65736695
do you carve pumpkins? Btw you can cook the seeds and salt them for a tasty snack
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mexicANOS
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average mexican
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Playing a choon in this wonderful afternoon
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>>65736699
good chicano
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>>65736672
pretty much the same desu

not so much the hayrides and corn mazes
but we have bonfires, guy fawkes, fireworks, toffee apples, scary films, halloween, trick or treating, the harvest festival, and everything generally looking orange & brown and smelling like fresh smoke
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>>65736702
Post cock and bumhole
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>>65736697
trotskyists were listening those songs with joy, because they thought nazi germany and the UK would invade Russia easily haha
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>>65736737
I predict this post is going to get FOY'd
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>>65736715
>do you carve pumpkins?
yes, everyone carves pumpkins for halloween
>Btw you can cook the seeds and salt them for a tasty snack
i know, tastes a little like bacon
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>>65736754
FODUY
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Brits celebrate thanksgiving as well
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>>65736754
why would it get FOY'd?

it's all 100% british autumn
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>>65736774
really?
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>>65736779
Yeah
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>>65736737
good lads. such a comfy time of the year

im excited for it. desu seems like a great season for a gf though
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Thanksgiving is this Monday
you lads planning anything
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>>65736774
>>65736779
no

we don't
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>>65736377

are you working or on benefits?
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>>65736791
Gonna get sauced off my arse at the family dinner and make a fool of myself on Sunday.
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>>65736800
same haha
it don't get no better 2bh
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>>65736789
i like it too but i prefer winter tbqhwy
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>>65736794
yeah you do.

you celebrate every 1776 as well
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Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer
>>
me >>> you
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cade is all snuggled up on my bed. I'm sleepy but I don't want to disturb him

hmm
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>>65736819
oh you were fishing for a (You)

righty ho take another then
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>>65736826
imo fall is the best but yeah, summer is shit. And it lasts for fucking ever.
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>>65736794
FOL

(Fuck off liar)
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>>65736854
when did pepe become a normie
>>
>>65732657
Mormonism is a pure Anglo religion?
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>>65736872
Yeah
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>>65736854
heh
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>>65736860
why are you perpetuating this gimmick lad

it doesn't benefit australia to pretend brits celebrate thanksgiving
or are you just trying to ruffle a few feathers
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fucking cheers cunts, started googling former class mates and I'm de facto reduced to human excrement
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explain this yanks
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Fuck winter. Just wait until its dark out at 5pm and fucking below freezing every day.

winter in the midwest is fucking depressing. Only nice for about a week around christmas time
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>>65736887
What are you on about? It benefits us greatly.
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I enjoy how /pol/ talks about "niggers" and constantly complains about loud ghetto black people but completely ignores the "master race" white trash slobs
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honestly have no problem with mexicans coming here as long as they bring their women
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>>65736894
UK """""protestants""""" are basically an independent Catholic diocese but with female priests and other gay shit.
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>>65736894
My fucking step brothers are US tier protestants. They fly to sydney to go to one of those mega church things pictured on the right
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the ex's name was autumn
physically pains me to read it or hear it
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hahahaha
>>
farted about half an hour ago and can still smell it
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oasis >>>>>>>>>> literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blur
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>>65736887
Aussies are natural born shit disturbers.
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>>65736937
normie beta
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>>65734123
>>65734123
>>65734153
>>65734153
come chat here lads when it all falls down
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General
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>>65736894
your protestantism allows benders to marry and serve in the church

that's as cucked as it gets m8
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>>65736937
my dad cheated on my mom with a 25 year old girl named Autumn. She was p gorgeous and had a 10/10 bum. I was only like 13 at the time but I used to stare at her arse all the time
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the number of headlands, inlets, and islands makes the proportion of coastline to land area higher than in any other country in the world.

What country?
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>>65736964
t. Chuck Gomez, proud straight man

did I mention he's straight

in case anyone's wondering Chuck is definitely straight. no cause for doubt here
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>>65736982
Norway?
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>when a heretic thinks his opinion matters
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>>65736950
Being a lad is what i'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.
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>>65736982
Your mom
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>>65736992
Greece. They Littoraly almost all live by the sea :)
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panic at the disco >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oasis
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>>65737017
>live by the sea
classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6AICAEZN4
>>
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>>65736920
>have no sex to make white babies
>blame demographic shift on other people
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>>65736987
>you have to accept gays even if it's contrary to your beliefs else you're gay xD

how exactly did this meme ever gain traction?
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>>65737017
Are you taking coastal geology?
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>>65737017
frogs around a pond
just like us in many ways
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>>65737007
GOOD lad
https://youtu.be/ina3U1-KssM
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>>65737035
REALLY enjoyed this
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>>65737064
Just being littoral
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need a depressing choon lads
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>>65737083
Stop drifting around the question
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>>65736779

yeah we give thanks for not being ameritubbies
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>>65737106
no desu, im just reading about the ancient greeks right now and how obsessed they were with swimming and diving
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spreading the revolution to this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afq6Bm_mq3Q
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>>65736930
t. doesn't understand protestantism
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>watching a video about black people in Japan
>guy says how his students would call him "Gorilla Sensei"
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The fat MexicANUS........
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i really like that song btw
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>>65737135
I don't need to understand slugs
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el gordo
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>>65736945

are you sure you didnt shit yourself?
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>>65737147
>>65737150
snap
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protestants are divisive heretics that must be burned at the stake
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>>65737174
that's being gentle
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SeƱor Bean........
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>>65737168
That was me
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>>65737147
uhhh you don't get to bring amigos
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>>65737206
>>65737206
>>65737206
>>
>littoraly
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>>65737096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN-vbMeJBHA
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cool, fun and funky
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