/brit/

cara

great OP

>130 B
Shall not be opening this

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the collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
ps. Pirate scumbags

my stomach hurts but i cant be sick

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anime edition

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Ah yes moot

my bitcoins just deposited lads, what should I buy

>>65734142
Whatever could be wrong laddo?

>>65734090

nice edish'

I think I dislocated my jaw and now I can't eat or drink without feeling unbearable pain :(

>>65734157
bitcoins

>>65734158
fuck off

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The Icelandi Víkinga Reður II landed on Jupiter in 2003

this picture was taken after it had returned to earth, thus proving that the trip was successful

post machines

>>65734140
honestly i think the 3rd reich is a better choice than comintern or anglo jews

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>>65734175
Dick head

>>65734178

post facial skinnings

>>65734090
can't click your link in the catalog

FUCK OFF AUS NEVER OP A THREAD AGAIN

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>>65734147
Venus > that martian shithole
we should colonise there

@65734178

Post smiley faces please

>>65734191
mobile runt detected

>>65734191
better thread desu
>>65734123

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orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates

>>65734157
provide liquidity to an exchange for a healthy 6% annual return

>>65734176
didn't think anything could survive jupiters atmosphere

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>>65734178

>>65734211
machines can't die

americans invented the atomic bomb and the internet

inb4 WWW, (which is significantly less ground-breaking than the internet)

>>65734169
how does one dislocate his jaw

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the vicepresident candidates were oppenly defending the terrorists in syria!

>>65734157
w33d

dumb Mexican posters...

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>>65734225

>>65734206
sad case

>>65734226
your mum is significantly more ground breaking when she gets out of bed

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Pence>Trump

>>65734225
that's not the point, philistine

So lads
How many girls you shagging atm?

>>65734242
stop posting cats

https://www.yaoihavenreborn.com/animation/bara-animation

Unironically nutted to these games

>>65734232
I was eating ice cream and something happened that made me feel like my joints are being ripped apart.

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pirate scumbags

>>65734254
well, excuuUUuuse

then what is "the point"?

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>>65734260
No

>>65734278
If the immigrants are colonising we should probably do something desu

How do bitcoins even work? I never bothered to learn about them when I was younger because I thought they were juts a fad for lolbertarians.

>>65734295
dunno americans invented them of course though

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Hello Pedro

>>65734259
just the two

>>65734271
why the hell would your jaw spontaneously dislocate itself?

Just found out brits had dogs as pets as well. Sucks keeping them in that cramped shitty country desu. They must be miserable

>>65734295
Anonymous currency that works on an everchanging balance book for everybody connected to the network (mainly e-wallet providers)

All its used for are drugs and hipster pubs in London

im going to be really sexist for the next few weeks lads

how prevalent is circumcision in the UK? almost no-one is cut, right?

>>65734305
>americans invented them
'no'

it was actually a Japanese "invention", unless you think Satoshi Nakamoto is an American name

>>65734282
the point is, as far as I know, jupiters atmosphere is like an eternal nuclear holocaust where any kind of material just gets ripped to shreds

>>65734242
Is this the BEST cat pic in existence?

>>65734352
clearly a pseudonym he writes perfectly in english

got myself an igf lads

things are looking up

>>65734352
do you not understand satire

>>65734352
an american invented bitcoin you nigger

>>65734360
that's a myth. it's actually quite lovely

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI

>>65734352
Thats not the real creator desu. He's actually more likely to be british as his english was perfect and usually used british slang and spelling

>>65734352
>>65734376
It's still unconfirmed who actually created them.

>He's still trying to work this broken heart gimmick
Embarrassing

>>65734390
hello thailad

>>65734351
Our government is considering making it mandatory as to not offend Muslims

>>65734390
alri niggerlad

>>65734390
Most likely an american. They've been behind nearly every important tech and web invention over the past decade

>>65734392
i fucking wish it was i could be fucking sick right now

im heaving

>>65734362
I dare you to post better

>>65734379
I do not understand satire

wouldn't be fazed if every American choked to death to be frank

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very proud of my circumsized weiner lads

Anonymous >>>>>>>>>> Lickshitti > literal dog shit > cancer > Poleaboo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thailad

>>65734418
what happened?

wouldn't be fazed if every American choked to death on a frank

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THAILAAAAAD

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>>65734418
thought you had her chasing after you lad

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He gives me (You)s but I won't give him any

>>65734410
genuine question though, talked to a girl who claimed that all of her british boyfriends (5? 17?) were circumcised

>>65734232
Throating down BBC

>>65734422
don't worry
it wasn't exactly a masterful display of witticism

dumb pirate frogposter

>>65734404
Hello
>>65734416
Many of them, sure. You're being presumptuous though, there's a strong chance it may be a certain Aussie bloke.
>>65734450
:/

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>>65734440
>>65734462
i'm going to laugh at myself in a couple of weeks.

>>65734439
me 5 ">" behind Thailad

>>65734489
Holy shit STFU

>>65734471
I'm not circumcised, and I'm pretty sure my mates aren't either. We use to joke about it in school but no one ever actually said whether or not they are circumcised

>go to sleep next to big bag of cheese
>wake up at 4am
>sheeesh it smells dank today

*rolls spliff*
who gettin lit up in hurr

>>65734480
:\

>>65734471
No circumcision is not common

She was probably going out with Pakis or Yankified runts

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>i unironically consider myself a communist

been sitting at my desk for the last 2 hours sweating buckets trying to come up with a new meme or gimmick

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>65734502
I WISH I COULD

>>65734489
tell me the story you fuckwit

>>65734507
what an awful wastrel you are

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imagine being the janitor

dumb yank scumbags

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wow I LOVE open source software now!

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>>65734531
no i fucking wont

not yet anyways.

drinking a protein shake

>>65734533
t. Anonymous, posted at 4:11am

whats that... IT'S NEARLY 4:20?

YOLO // Have no FOMO // lets get blazed pham

doing a poo and having a think about thailad

>>65734570
thanks for posting this, that debate really crusted up my third eye, this oughta help it though

>>65734570
thats a russian fighter jet

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> just swiped a 100 times on tinder
> not a single match.

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HELLO THAILAID

*waves*

>>65734569
im ill so i have an excuse x_x

>>65734480
How have you been

>>65734570
YEA BOTH OF THEM ARE SO SHIT!!

*votes Hillary*

>>65734584
El ColombiANO

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>>65734585
Hi kotyank
>>65734593
good thanks

today, but in 1957, the first satellite was sent into the space

>tfw want to start lifting but don't want to get too jacked

>>65734624

>gif

fuck off

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>>65734622
>tfw to intelligent to lift

had to listen a very autistic person talk about anime today

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>>65734619
touché leafman

>tfw born to british aristocracy
>9/10
>drive expensive car (bmw)
>wear expensive clothes
>have rich parents
>live in area with loads of beautiful girls

So why the fuck do I not have a blonde gf?

*has a massive toke on my vape*

ahhh dats da shit yo

before you're born, are you dead?

>>65734622
>tfw lifting for a year
>only thing in life that makes me happy
>becoming more optimistic
>dislocate shoulder while lifting
>can't lift for six months
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>want to start coding but don't want to create the next big thinng

>>65734514
>>65734505
thought so

maybe she is myopic or not smart

>>65734661
alri elliot

>>65734675
loaded question

>tfw legitimately the most intelligent and interesting person itt

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>>65734681
learn Java then

>>65734661
alri elliot haha

>tfw want to start shagging girls but dont want to shag a 10/10

having a wank lads i'm doing a poo

>>65734692
to be underrated

>>65734675
no

>want to start learning how to drive
>dont want to be in f1

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r8 my gaming PC
just finished building it

gonna get some really hardcore games of Overwatch done on this!

Gimmick translator's note: The ">gif >fuck off" gimmick is from when the webm file format was introduced to 4chan and posters concluded that the gif file format was obsolete

i was born in a hospital

on a rainy day

>>65734705
i'm having a good hard think about you

nihilism

>>65734606
Hola welshANO

god why are avatar fags so fucking insufferable

Hey


Hey!!

Get ready for this:

*ahem

...


ah yes

>want to start playing guitar
>don't want to become a famous rock star and die of a heroin overdose at the age of 27

>>65734741
what is this actually?

>>65734741
Looks like you started with bitcoin mining in mind then were 3 years too late to the party.

>>65734751
gifs are a bit awkward on /gif/ and /wsg/ but fine on the rest of the site.

no one needs a movie attached to every post when a simple reaction will do.

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ohh fuck lads. hear the gf arising. fucking hell, shes usually hibernating during this time.

>want something good
>don't want to have to work for it

@65734774

Where is Jomer's vela?

>>65734782
mining setup

m8 has a gf named nicole and i secretly call her dickhole behind her back

>>65734787
What's the sauce on this

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65734802

>>65734802
> Jomer
> J
Che Jordy, you gotta go back

Hey

Hey brit!!

Get ready for this:

*farts

sweet relief me m8s

>>65734820
search "fat ass wyte girl gets nigga dick" on pornhub

>>65734835
gibe cocaine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XbttBH6Ip4

>I'm from can- I mean howdy y'all, I'm from texas

>>65734809
>>65734785
explain bitcoins to me like im 5

>>65734864
Rasheed

>literally got banned for posting that squirell hanging from a fence by his testicles picture because it wasnt """work safe"""

What the fuck happened to this board?

I could have posted that on literally any other site and no one would think twice other than having a sensible chuckle

Is the /int/ mod a furfag squirellkin faggot?

rasheed

>>65734848
non

>>6573487
>animals getting hurt is funny
hmm

>>65734864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultLPNj-a8Y

>>65734872
the should have spoilers for all boards desu

would solve the """"problem"""

taking a shit lads

>>65734833
Who

Uk still awake..?

It's a nice day to start again

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>tfw you laugh at liveleak videos

CULOmbian

>>65734936
ey

>>65734864
cryptocurrency
fully digital currency protected by encryption and limited release of new funds into the market to keep the value relatively stable.
its one of many but the most widely used.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptocurrency

mining dogecoin right now lads
bit hot and loud in here haha lol

>>65734901
Fuck off yank

>>65734927
It doesnt need to be spoilered its just a squirrel hanging from a fence by its nads

Its still alive and in one piece, no blood or guts or anything

>>65734935
Jomer is the way the call Homer in Spain. He needs to go back

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if you love somebody, better tell them while they're here cuz they just may run away from you

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me after a long day of collecting bitcoins

>>65734989
and its a famous picture, just mods have been extra tyrannical lately with really inane bans

It's a nice for White Wedding

>>6573498
listening to some linkin park at the moment lad?

having a wank lads
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

mexicANO

>>65734958
Tf why? I cant sleep bn listenin to too many energetic rappers.
F U Tempa T!

>>65734856
why is this so funny

What are some left leaning British papers, beside The Guardian?

>mining now when the Chinese have entire warehouses set up as mining operations supplied with free electricity.

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rate my dinner lads


>>65735019
agreed

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the fucking state of this man

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>>65735019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tFK-dMTP2E

>>65735002
Bitcoins are a threat to civilized society

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memories fade

but the scars still linger

>>65735019
Found those humourous

>>65735037
is that fried shrimp?

>>65735033
kill yourself fucking scumbag

>>65735033
the Mail on Sunday

>>65735033
Huffington post..?

>>65735057
civilised society is a threat to traditional morals

>>65735037
fuck off murderer

he wants to post scat and gore

>>65735064
fishsticks

>>65735037
are you 12?

>>65735087
same.

>>65735056
me behind the camera

>>65735085
oi cunt no fecking shramps on the bahbee fur yu mate?

need a new laptop
might go hardcore saving for a month and buy a brand new Chinkpad.

or buy one now if I find one cheap online
usually there are always loads of great quality ones since businesses liquidate them yearly.

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jaja monkeydoniANO PUTO

fucking DESPISE every yank on this board

not to mention those pseudo-yanks called 'Canadians'

absolutely fucked bunch

>>65735121
might just b really tired but, that makes noo sense to me rn

>>65735043
>rotund man being jolly
>mock him on the internet

pretty low desu

>>65735144
Why is nederdraad so dead?

>>65735121
i bought a refurbished one. the price is genuinely insane for how much you can get for so little.

if you have a desktop too, you have no real need for an expensive laptop unless it's video business related

>>65735138
Rasheed

>>65735107
i ain't got no shramp for y'all's cookout diggity dangit, yeehaw *gets shot* *sharts*

>>65735131
> jaja
> puto
BUILD IT

>>65735138
fuck off then.

This general is as stupid as /lat/ but at least britons are more amusing than yanki putos

>>65735138
yanks are cool lad canadians are gay though

>>65735138
rasheed
your a dorable
open a book fagot australia and new zealand are literally upside donw canada so i wouldnt repeat what you posted

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this really got the old noggin in a twist.

>>65735138
George will be a good king, he btfo a canadian everyday he was in their """""country"""""

>>65735172
Cheers..?

>>65735163
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ COLOMBIANO PIRATA

>>65735173
mick

>>65735172
Stop sucking up to pirates

>>65735162
appropriating /pol/ memes much, you fucking cunt? what are you, a neo-nazi? it's 2016 m8 come the fuck on oi rassist innit
>>65735173
couldn't agree more lad

4 (You)s

hmm yes

>>65735158
I have a desktop I built on the cheap a while back, its getting on in years but still solid especially after I just upgraded the graphics card.

my laptop right now is old as fuck and utter rubbish, I just seen something powerful and reliable.

two donkey fuckers are posting here

>>65735043
Fucking disgusting

Hitler should've won the war

Oh-oh, here she comes

>>65735205
hmm u need a new hobbie m8

>>65735157
they're all away mining bitcoin for me

>>65735172
you're stupid >:(

I'm unironically the most normie on /brit/

>>65735232
another one for the db

thanks

>>65735244
Ahh shame

Wanted to post my Afrikaner gf

>>65734966
how exactly does mining work? do people just idle and basically get free money? that makes no sense. dont they have to be doing something valuable to get the bitcoins?

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why is life so hard

hey thailad

who won the VP debate tonight?

>>65735219
Post the version of this that says he's a faggot

Makes me screech every time

>>65735214
i got a t430 with a 240 gb ssd, 8gb ram and 2.6 gHz processor for $550 and that's AUD with all that shit and some other stuff extra. the stock standard one without upgrades was $360 and it looks brand new hahaha

I'm post-ironically the least normie on /brit/

>>65735189
>mfw I can hum Rule Britannia
thanks warband

>>65735197
They are cool, if this were a yanki thread, they would have sperged out about IQ, walls and haplotypes a long time ago para ser honesto.

What is this face :3? A cat? A butt? or like a poor fucker with two noses..? I dont get it.

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>>65735271
don't have sorry

have this /his/ edit

>>65735265
It's not hard at all it's actually quite easy when you're born tall and good looking and intelligent like me

>>65735263
Basically your computer is solving math problems and you're rewarded for that. However it's so extremely difficult now it's pointless.
>>65735268
I started to watch it (listen to it), then kind of zoned out. I don't know.

>>65735257
Want. to. bet?

>>65735289
>Spanglish
Miami is waiting for ya

>>65735265
Gravity..

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hrm....?

>>65735317
Silencio cabron

I am in fact a cyborg

>>65735082
morals are a threat to progress

australsians are much tamer here than the ones on /pol/. in fact i'd practically call you human in here

>>65735261
okay good luck

>>65735339
decent retort

>>65735289
Well, any fucker can hum that!
Tell me you know the 2nd verse, then i'll be impressed..

always get a little teary eyed when i think about all these fine people itt that will never experience the joy of living in Iceland

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Progress is a threat to me

>>65735339
lol good post thick cunt walked into that one

>>65735339
did you do that in ms paint? :/

>>65735370
Iceland may be good. HOWEVER, living in the deep south beats everything.

progress is the ultimate spook

>>65735345
lmao @ this galician

>>65735389
How deep?

>>65735370
s-top rubbing it in
>>65735389
wew

take me to iceland

Congolombia

>>65735400
Mississippi

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>go on /o/
>everybody is pro gun and pro freedom
>but they love commie guns
why are those obese retards so contradictory in their opinions

>>65735389
it darn tootin ain't

>>65735345
animali should zitto

>>65735364
Rule Britannia! Rule the waves!
Britons shall never be slaves! (??)

>>65735400
elbow deep
http://www.xvideos.com/video19721603/elbow_deep_fisting_8

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>>65734864
Daily reminder that when a brit posts that they are "howling" or "screeching" it's a 'dog whistle' alluding to something else...

>he lives in a river

>>65735415
im going to steal your tin of Copenhagen you diesel truck fucking redneck

>>65735420
/k/*

>>65735421
Rasheed

>>65735420
commie guns are cheap and reliable

>>65735415
Wow.. ratchett

the dutch asshole is posting here

>>65735443
Rasheed

Any lads going to Pakipoo's meet up?

>>65735445
snow white blonde eyed and blue haired pure blooded Icelandic farm boy

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only gun I need

>>65735424
Idek desu, kudos m8

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>>65735424
Are you a britboo?

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Where in the States of the United are the least blacks?

>>65735453
they are your worst enemies on 4chan

>>65735464
Need to see your tight pink arsehole

>>65735427
kinkyy
>>65735435
And what?

>>65735464
looking through your soccer team at the euros you all looked really inbred

>>65735477
Hawaii

yep, the dutch scumbags are my 3rd worst enemies

>>65735477
I believe Vermont has the lowest percentage of them

one of the colombians is a good lad, the other is a cunt/

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>>65735477
new hampshire

really need a qt Icelandic welch to lift up her seal meat dress and let me YANK her

>>65735475
Nah, I just play too much Warband Napoleonic MP. I like to play as a musician or flag bearer and avoid violence though.

>>65735470
[banter hand emoji]

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>only gun I need

>>65735498
Who are the top 2?

>>65735477
maryland or georgia

>>65735489
they were
but only the finest genes were used

i think it is turkey and ukraine

>>65735555
Yeah ok Thailand
>nice digits tho

las cucarachas y los hohols ajajajajaja

>>65735370
VERY jealous la

but feasibly i could live there
but i probably won't :(

>>65734123
>>65734123
>>65734123

*kidnaps thailad*
*imprisons him in my basement*
*tortures him when i need tech support*

Too tired to do the captchas
>cant deal

>>65735522
Who is this fat cuck in the fedora?

>>65734675
Depends; after death, are you being born?

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>>65735615
woah

i best go to bed now
*throws my shirt towards the audience*

>>65735637
Yeahh ok