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>born italian
GIVE ME ONE, JUST ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL MYSELF
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>>65732978
It's a me Mario
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Your mama loves you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cesD51jTg
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>>65732978
Argies are a bargain bin version of you?
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You're not from southern Italy
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>being a shitalian
>unironically
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>>65732978
lasagna
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>>65732978
Because it would kill you
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>not born italian
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>>65732978
Pasta
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Come home flag bro.
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Your distant, distant, distant ancestors used to own Europe?
Wait, you're not Sicilian, are you? You some kind of fuckin' moor, boy?
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>>65732978
don't do it daddy
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You are superior to Germanics
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If I were a sardinian subhuman I would have killed myself already.
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>>65733697
>>65733036
thanks, I really needed those
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>>65732978
You're born in one of the most beautiful and historically significant places on Earth, be grateful for that.
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>>65734149
but I don't live in Israel
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>>65734105
You don't have moor blood coming from Sicily or Lampedusa.
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>>65732978
You can say
EH IM WALKIN ERE
and everyone will laugh.
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You weren't born Puerto Rican.
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>>65734490
>It was the butterfly I tell ya, the BUTTERFLY !
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>>65732978
The people of Italy are masters of warfare. They have emerged on the winning side of every major conflict despite overwhelming odds to start, including both world wars.
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>>65734791
>Pope declares Venice dangerous, calls a crusade upon them
>joined by France, Spain, the HRE and Ferrara
>Venetian Doge tricks the Pope into thinking France wants to annex them, and join forces against his former allies
>Spain, the HRE follow soon, joined by England
>Venice makes a secret deal with France, backstabs every single ally that rallied to their cause, win victory on the field and dictate the terms of peace
>Ferrara fearing Venetian reprisals side with them
>Scotland sides with Venice and France because fuck England
Based Venice.
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>>65732978
SpAGhETti
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Milan and Inter will become good again soon......
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>>65734526
kek
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>>65732978
I like Italians and Italy and you should too bud
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>>65732978
>tfw Calabrese and raised in leafland
at least you're not me
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>>65732978
You can reach a higher state of human being by becoming a Greek like me.
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>>65732978
At least you're not a savage like south italians or germans
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You live in Europe.
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>>65732978
Pasta.
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>>65732978
kek
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Pizza
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>>65732978
Watch it Chrissy
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You live in the cunt with the best qts in the world
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>>65732978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ
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make me lasagna Mario, dont kill yourself
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>>65732978
You are not russian.
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>>65732978
Prease don't kirr yourserf we Finrand rove you Itarians very much
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Italian qts and weather is not shit
Would live/5
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>>65732978
Are you asking me to make you an offer you can't refuse?
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>>65733033
Shut the fuck up, you are a poor man's America. fucking retarded leaf worse than fucking aussies pieces of shit
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