/brit/

>>65729114
what is he doing

what is sophie turner doing in this exact moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw

excited?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474341162748.webm

My head hurts and I feel like passing out whenever I stand up fast

Should I see a GP?

>>65729980
probably having a shit

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Wew janjan, the other thread was first.

what happened to the old one

>>65729994
are you very inactive?

potato janny

>>65730012
I'm not unhealthy but I don't do much exercise

I think it's low blood pressure

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>>65730008
>>65730012

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>>65730008

>>65729835
cuz you can't use an adjective/noun word behind an intransitive verb (sleep)
you use the word "nude" as an adjective word in the sentence (sleep nude), don't you?

To the Dutch asking in the last thread, it's legal as minimum wage for 21 year olds is £6.95

hahaha jannyPUTO

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It was early in the morning when he rode into the thread
He came riding from the /b/ side slowly lookin' all around
He's a Janitor loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some banning with the hotpocket on his hip
Hotpoket on his hip

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>>65730046
>legal as minimum wage for 21 year olds is £6.95
Christ

Mates split up with his missus again and is drunk tweeting a load of shite again

fed up of this cunt desu

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hmm

WHAT THE FUCK JANNY

>>65730046
hahaha alri slave

>>65729888
Would it be irrational to believe in the Judeo-Christian God if you were almost sure that He doesn't exist but you feel like your life would be happier if you could devote yourself to a higher cause? Can you even devote yourself to a cause if you don't honestly believe in it? These are the sorts of questions I'm grappling with desu.

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Rate the Halloween outfit lads

what happened on /brit/ while I am writing my English for this thread!!

>>65730100
quite becoming

>>65730080
hmmm

>>65730022
sounds likely. also affects you more if you are tall
i know a tall guy who passed out after standing up and fell on his face and broke his nose

>>65730100

kinda poofy lad.

>>65730037
I think you'll find that English is an inconsistent language
sure there are rules to follow but it doesn't apply to everything

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We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. It doesn't matter whether you're an ideologue or a sensualist, you follow the stimuli thinking that they're your signposts to the promised land. But they are nothing of the kind. What they are is rocks to navigate the past, each on your brush against, ripping you a little more open and they are always more on the horizon. But you can't face up to the that, so you force yourself to believe the bullshit of those you instinctively know are liars and you repeat those lies to yourself and to others, hoping that by repeating them often and fervently enough you'll attain the godlike status we accord those who tell the lies most frequently and most passionately. But you never do, and even if you could, you wouldn't value it, you'd realise that nobody believes in heroes any more. We know that they only want to sell us something we don't really want and keep from us what we really do need. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.

>>65730107
fuck off pathetic weeb proxy cunt

>>65730099
I know it sounds meme tier but have you ever thought about going off to 'find' spirituality?
that is put a serious effort into it, going on pilgrimages, talking with people, reading up on these things.

you don't necessarily need to leave the country to do it.

My friend went to the formula off road event in the USA and he said the people there were so stereotypicaly american it hurt
They were drinking moonshine from jars
had pistols
T shirts that said "gun free zones kill people. Stay armed, stay ready!"

exactly what I expected

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic chimneysweep

[sjis]lads...

should've been a soldier lads

>ugly
>short
>monotone

please fucking kill me right now

>>65730196
make your voice more singy

i did

hope they don't think im gay

>>65730172
in what army

>>65730165
my sister also went with her boyfriend and his friend
the friend won

https://youtu.be/eRXyYuslTfg

Me the other night

>>65730172
its overrated most of the time.
not nearly as bad as Liberal wankers make it out to be, just dull, especially in peacetime like now.

>>65730107
the janitor was being arbitrary again

>>65730135
yeah all of languages are inconsistent to a certain degree
but "sleep nude" is way too inconsistent.
Do you say "sleep beautiful"? I guess you would say "sleep beautifully"...

>>65730165
god damn i love america

based janjan

New season of Hunted on Channel 4 is fucking awful

Boring, cringy and forced

>>65730224
Kórdrengurinn?

>>65730271
ha yeah

*walks over to janitorial security and reports you*

>>65730159
Not really, like I say I'm very rational, so even if I found some evidence of spirituality I think I'd probably rationalise it in terms of some psychological bias. I was brought up Catholic and attended mass weekly for most of my life, and have also travelled to Africa and been to church there, where, as you can probably imagine, it's much more passionate and exciting. If I haven't found evidence of spirituality so far, I don't think I will do in the future unfortunately.

>>65730257
well, you can't sleep "nudefully"

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>>65730196
Literally me haha

Hi

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Signed up for Black Lives Matter UK today lads
Off to the airport in the morning

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>yanny purged the earlier thread instead of mine

>>65730271
It's already started?

>>65730311
>black lives matter UK
literally what? there are blacks in the UK?

>>65730275
that might have been the name

>>65730196
>tall
>sexy voice
>ugly too
So close.

>>65729114
The guy in the middle looks ridiculous. Left is clearly the best of the three.

>this middle/upper class 50 year old woman swearing and acting like a 18 year old slag on Hunted

want to throw a rock at this bitch

Worried that I may die at any moment

>>65730381
she gets caught

>>65730362
the driver is a fucking legend

>>65730080
is derby safe i can't tell
we have rolls royce buildings here
>>65730165
would actually like to try moonshine
>>65730371
t. seamus mcdoogle

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want to live somewhere around here

>>65729114
>phrenology
ah yes """science"""

>>65730427
no

>>65730427
on the british isles?

>>65730267
lmao @ those rockbouncers with no turning radius and suspension that makes them dance like strippers

- he sleeps nude
- he sleeps nudely
- he sleeps in the nude

which is the most general phrase in Brit?

>>65730460
1

nudely having a lie down

>>65730441
what happens on that island west of the scottish highlands?

>>65730433
it's not even actual phrenology

literally just british drawn propaganda

>>65730460
he sleeps in the nude

>>65730448
*on the island of Britain or the island of Ireland?

waking up nudely lads

>>65730448
the what?

>>65730492
the british isles, yes

>girls who go on like they're 6'5" when they're 5'9"

literally fucking seething

5'9" isn't "really tall" you stupid cunt, want to bounce my head off a wall

>>65730301
Rationality is a joke lad, its completely impossible and ironically irrational itself.
its a security blanket people keep for themselves so that everything can be cold, orderly, and comfortable. Reason as we know it today is an enlightenment idea (only loosely related to the Classical variant). it acts on the assumption that the observer is impartial and immovable, unaffected by the observed. or for that matter that the observed is unaffected by the mere act of observation.

alternatively something like Chaos magic might appeal to you more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iZpaq9uKPw&list=PLD00734E0C2F7E9D5&index=1

>>65730460
"he sleeps nude" can be assumed to be an abbreviation of "he sleeps in the nude"

>>65730460
3

>>65730512
the british isles

those that make up britain

>>65730518
>tfw 5'8

>>65730513
>brit doesn't even understand english

>>65730513
*the separate island of Britain and Ireland because there's no such thing as the "British Isles"

>>65730460
One doth sleepeth nudeationally

>>65730080
whats this then

>>65730518
neither is 6'5" YOU FUCKING MANLET

waking up in my raincoat lads

>>65730551
piss off home paddy

*The Northwest European archipelago

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>>65730433
>statistical IQ of this poster: 92
>IQ of Sierra Leone: 91
hmmmmm

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>Smithers: Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.

>Burns: Of course you'd say that: you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

>>65730518
They're 6 inches taller than the average woman in the UK. Imagine how it would feel for you to look up to someone who's 6'4". They're the 6'4" of their gender.

>>65730460
he sleeps in the nude

it would be "he sleeps naked" instead of nude in the first case, just feels better

cheated on the gf again with her sister

>>65730558
fuck off james kirkland

>>65730542
>british education

>>65730518
Wish I had a really tall gf desu

>>65730574
Burns is Anglo-Dutch. No one else is that jewish

>>65730544
>>65730551

Here's a simple version for you simple Paddies

>>65730567
I am home. Just waiting for you lot to piss off back home tbqh.

>>65730565
nigger tier

>hiro literally creating gimmicks to raise revenue
kek

>>65730594
referring to the education you also had

I am only post-ironically alt-right

>>65730542
what about the island of Ireland makes it geographically British exactly?

>>65730573
my iq is 121 my dude

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>>65730611
>fitizen is now creative director of 4chan

>>65730606
>he's unironically a taig in norn ire
howling

just move to ROI you spastic

remember to exfoliate twice daily

>>65730628
not sure

>it's a "mum turns the fridge down to a lower setting and most of the food ends up going off" episode

ah yes

>>65730611
>people are falling for it
>bloggers outside of 4chan are falling for it and actually believe 4chan is losing money enough to shut down
Mental. Gook kike knows what he's doing.

>>65730645
Spoiler: taigs are the majority in Norn. Just move to England you spastic.

>>65730543
same. considering smashing my head on a fucking rock

>>65730627
Did /tv/ ever finish calculating how many levels of irony and meta-humour MDE was operating on?

>>65730578
I am actually 6'4" lel

Find it hard to believe that's actually the average height of British women, girls just always seem to think they're 5'3" for some reason

>>65730622
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>65730665
she probably turned it down because it doesn't need to be as high with colder weather coming in you runt

>>65730641
whatever you say micky o'neil

absolutely love how half of people on 4chan are 6'2+

>literally everyone in the world except Ireland calls the UK & Ireland collectively as the "British Isles"
>but we're all wrong because it upsets some paddies
hmm really gets the old neurons racing

>>65730622
Is this THE most narcissistic generation in human history? Where any event witnessed or person seen cannot be experienced without shoehorning your face into it? Where even the most minor details of your life are blurted out for all the world to see?

>>65730665
why would she do that? autism?

>>65730587
story time lad

>>65730683
alright mumsnet internet defence force

>>65730675
>girls just always seem to think they're 5'3" for some reason
>for some reason
I just told you the fucking reason. It's because, on average, they fucking are 5'3".

fucks sake lads, was close enough to winning the euromillons tonight

>>65730681
Hi Ted

>>65730683
literally 70% of the items in the fridge have gone off

>>65730667
>norn ire votes to stay in the UK
>taigs are the majority
okay m8

i am english btw (-:

>>65730692
everybody in the world used to think the earth was flat too

>Being so anally ravaged that you stop quoting people and hope that they don't notice your post so you can pretend you "won" because you got the final word
Runts crack me up.

gimmick idea: get drunk and angrily text the ex, then get angry when she doesn't reply, then get into a spiral of rage and end up jumping off something very high or drowning myself in the sea in my drunken rage

>>65730697
they're actually not

I bet those results are self reported

>>65730579
don't you say "he sleeps nuded"?

imagine being a liberal in the current year

>>65730683
>>and most of the food ends up going off
well that clearly isn't the case then is it

>>65730701
That's Mr. Kaczynski to you, nigger

>>65730720
ah yes definitely not a false equivalence

love waking up nudely lads

>>65730719
Yes, taigs are the majority. 49% of Norn are Catholic. 47% are Prods.

>>65730730
Fuck off, you absolute dunce.

>>65730730
have you conducted a survey?

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27 today...
yay me...

>>65730740
I went to see Hugleikur "cuck king" dagsson once
he said that the year is 2 0 1 6

>>65730734
"nuded" isn't a word

edward see those alluring lights
tonight will be your very last night
a woman said i know my son dead
i'll never rest my hands on his sacred head

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>>65730100
Liking it. get one of those fake scars from the costume shop and go as William Joyce

>>65730734
haha no, he sleeps naked, he sleeps nude is okay too, but he sleeps naked is preferred

>>65730766
happy birthday lid

>>65730766
happy birthday

gf just nuded me

>>65730749
everybody used to call the congo zaire

>>65730720
The Greeks knew the world was round 1 million years ago you idiot

>>65730755
>49% of Norn are Catholic. 47% are Prods
hmm nice evidence you posted there

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https://web.archive.org/web/20161004230652/https://gop.com/who-won-the-vice-presidential-debate/

>>65730766
*orders u a pint*

>>65730764
yes, it's called having eyes

>>65730755
not reallty

>>65730811
no one cares, don't post again here you leaf runt

>>65730766
literally my 21st in two weeks and plan on doing absolutely nothing

might buy a nice bottle of whiskey

>>65730811
>vp debate
literally who cares

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>>65730766
happy birthday lad. turned 26 this year myself

>tfw going slightly grey
>still better than going fucking bald like a couple of my m8s

>>65730801
nobody gives a fuck about some niggers m8

just accept that you live in the British Isles and move on

>>65730826
https://web.archive.org/web/20161004230652/https://gop.com/who-won-the-vice-presidential-debate/

>>65730811

the debate doesn't even start for another 50 minutes

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>>65730766
things always have a chance of picking up anon, MAYBE unless you are in an incredibly rare situation which physically prevents such a thing from happening, otherwise it is all just mindset

happy birthday, don't squander your life

>>65730847
>implying that matters

lamo how naive are you

>>65730851
i came

>>65730789
you may sleep but you will never dream

>>65730851
hey look it's a webm that has been posted here 50 times

>>65730810
Catholicism is on the increase in Norn. Protestantism on the decrease and has been for about 2 decades now. In 2011, 40.1% were Catholic, 41.6% where not Catholic.

You do the maths lad.

>>65730829
I remember my 21st birthday well. Wednesday 16th November 2011. My mum made me a casserole. The same casserole I'd eaten for years. I pretended to eat it, threw it away then ate a chicken chow mein in my car out of the tinfoil box with a plastic fork. Then I got really high.

>>65730784
>>65730792
i see and thank you for answering my question
English is really hard for me but your replying certainly improve my English

thanks

>>65730851
should be reported to the cps desu

>>65730847
yes but we gonna know whose won already!

>>65730863
pence doesn't fuck around

>>65730885
no worries m8 (mate)

>>65730885
Are you cute?

You can sleep nude with me ;)

>>65730879
>literally pulling statistics out your arse
ah so you don't actually have any evidence very good

btw, move to ROI if you don't want to be British x

>>65730851
stop posting videos of my daughter
Thanks

>>65730851
in iceland it would be normal to call this "grjóthart"
which means rock solid
but if I said rock solid to this video you pervs would think I was talking about my dick
end of blog

>>65730851
d'aww her first adrenaline rush

>>65730881
maybe I'll get high too

literally don't know any dealers though

>>65730931
what about that video is "rock solid"?

>>65730931
t. somalian refugee rapist

>>65730766
happy birthday!!!!

>>65730960
being a 9 yo girl and killing a dear
fucking grjóthart

How many times do you think you'd have to shoot an elephant with an AK-47 to kill it? Or even something with even smaller bullets like an M16 or AK-74?

he's lying
"grjóthart" actually means "arousing"

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>tfw you will never be a 9 year old girl and kill a deer

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Wowo I love pakis now!!
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>>65730794
>>65730795
>>65730813
>>65730829
>>65730843
>>65730857
>>65730996
ta lids
get to see distant relatives and tell them I'm starting to turn my life around

>>65731033
one mag
btw 5.56 and 5.45 would penetrate better I think due the higher velocity dunno about going through bones but eh

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>tfw you will never be killed by a 9 year old girl

>>65731065
disgusting. fuck off mohammed

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this must be the same leaf who ruined /cum/

now he's here because everyone left

>>65731065
bit haram that

This upper class woman on Hunted is unbelievably irritating

Why does she think she's 18?

https://www.youtube . com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

really made me think

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>>65730923
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20673534

chipped a tooth lads

>over 25s in my /brit/

Uh how about you fuck off to the oaps home granddads?

>>65731166
t. 24 year old

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>>65731166
>t. 12 year old twat

>>65731148
you've already discredited yourself paddy

don't bring your outdated stats and speculation here like they mean anything
kindly piss off out of the uk and go back to precious ireland

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was meant to get my shit together this year lads
even made a youtube video outlining my past failures and goals to keep myself accountable
well...

want to cook some chips but daddy is still up ughh GO TO BED DADDY >:(

>>65731202
>mfw kent actually got a gf for a while
>got cucked

>>65731202
damn I miss kent

>>65731219
>t. grandad

>>65731243
bit late
your dad on the dole?

>>65731276
I will absolutely batter you, you little 5'6 runt

>>65731098
imagine her deepthroating your cock leaving little lipstick rings around it and moaning as she loves the feeling of her entire esophagus filled to the limit with pulsing dick.

>dat blonde Trump bitch on CNN

MUH DICK
U
H

D
I
C
K

>>65731282
he's retired

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>>65731229
>Can see Protestantism nosedive 4% in 10 years while Catholicism grew
>thinks prods somehow haven't been outbred by now

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>>65731306
which one? he has lots of blonde qt conservative supporters

Am a certified Northerner but fuck me did the Confederacy have good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiQzhPDhiWU

>>65731306
the one on the CNN pre-debate panel right now. dunno her name

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Legit think my oneitis is being tsundere.

really want to bake some scones but my landlady might beat me up again

>>65731380
meant for >>65731326

Why does it take mobile game devs so long to release fucking updates reeeeeee

>>65731410
>mobile games

>>65731295
not me

>>65731380
kayleigh mcenany you plebeian

>>65731425
>sure thing bro let me just bring my PlayStation on the bus lmoa

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474302211421.webm

>>65731449
>playing games on the bus

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>>65731454

fucking nerds

*violates the nap*

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>>65731454
NEEEEERDS

>>65731470
>being a normie

would love to manufacture some soybean oil but the feudal lord might sue me again

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>>65731488
fuck off statist

Friendly reminder that we're already 10 months into the year and you still don't have a gf.

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>>65731522

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>>65731513

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>>65731230

m-maybe next year anon...

Any Plymouth lads here:^)

what's with all this AI malarkey recently

really want to make a chicken dipper curry but ranjid might rape me again

>>65731565
Me

nah..just joking

>>65730851

murderers shouldn't be permitted to reproduce

>>65731538
>equating rent with tax
hmm

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Seriously lads, gonna need help with this oneitis situation. Last week was my birthday, she left me three birthday wishes (text, facebook, in person) all within half an hour. Now she's text me how I'm doing but nevously follows it up with "I j-just ran into someone who knows you today, they were wondering"

wat do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqOnTN0pb98

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>>65731454

>>65731622
Answer her?

any sissy brit boys want to dock willies?

Honestly lads.... never work in an office.
You could work fast food for 40 years and still have a soul as opposed to my 1 1/2 in my current job.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

chune related

>>65731595
t. someone who's pro-abortion

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>>65731644
hahahahahahahaahaahaahahaahaahaaha

thinking of going downstairs to make some pasta but mario could call the mafia on me again

>>65731647
hello nigger

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>>65731454

mum heard me listening to that and muttered something under her breath

who else /disappoints their parents/ here?

>>65731446
am I supposed to know who she is other than some random talking head on a news station I watch for an hour or so a day?

>>65731647
*opens embed*
*sees a group of menacing looking negroes*
yeah..................nah

>>65731683
delete this image

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>>65731683
Here. Heh l-like I care, right?

>>65731682
>>65731706
Not a nigger and let me tell you, I've fucked married of 20 years milfs, just engaged in relationship for 4 years type bitches.

If your bitch works in an office, then never leave her sight.

Growing rather suspicious of the other brits in this thread.

>>65731538
but there would be a ton of little fiefdoms and I would pledge myself to Amazon if Starbucks gives me a bad deal.

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>>65731586
>>65731565
I'm not even from Plymouth. I just wanted to play along the devon roaches in this thread

How do we get a brexit in the US?

might eat some biscuits

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Business idea: Use dabbing as a covert way to sieg heil

>>65731800
huh?
oh..yeah, that post i made like an hour ago

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how do you pronounce forehead

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> when you're reading over one of your replies to a post and realise you completely misunderstood the post you just replied to and now you look like an illiterate idiot

*closes tab*

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*uses my mind to play dirty tricks on /brit/*

*grows suspicious of that one suspicious lad itt*

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should i watch the debate from infowars or RSBN?

>>65731816
I wanted to wait and lure the roaches out. But it looks like there's like three brit posters and the rest of (You) lot

*vomits in mouth a little*

ahh yes

*opens MPC-HC and starts watching The Sopranos because I'm sick of talking to you lot*

shoo, you're all dismissed, you may go home now.

>>65731853
RSBN.

>>65731750
>this absolute gibberish
Fucking yank niggers.

>>65731864
Make me

some food for thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RIBO7VB0VE

>>65731644
What should I say?

>>65731870
i can't find the stream

When and how long is that yank debate on?

>>65731896
RMMT

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>>65731777

>>65731896
>1:06:06
not planning on watching this one

>>65729989
FAGUUHH

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>>65731880

*pulls your strings towards the exit door*

didn't mean to quote :3

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>>65731919

why the FUCK are there spiders in my room

get the FUCK OUT

bit slow
ill listen and rate the first 6> minute song you post

THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

Debate time lads

>>65731966
POF (piss off fly)

>>65731898
When she wishes you a happy birthday, you say thank you. When she asks how you're doing, you say "I'm doing well" and then you converse like a normal person.

>>65731966
Same here mate. Lots in my bathroom and garden, worst time of year for this.

>>65731976

link the stream plox :^)

>>65731856
>>65731800
>>65731565
fuck off you cunt

>>65730857
problem is being married fucks up your life at the same time that it saves it

kindof a perpetual hell

>>65731980

suspiciously mediocre post for a leaf

*keeps an eye on you*

>>65731998
Here ya go

https://youtu.be/mVXqNcW_-HA

>watching a debate between otential yank vice presidents
The state of you lot

>>65732017

ta x

>>65732006
What's wrong?

>>65732021
I'm undecided laddo
This might swing my vote

>>65732021
We've really sunk to new levels of runt-dom

>>65732040
It's ok for you, you can actually vote for this election. But the rest of you baka

>>65732021

it's fascinating to me

>>65732021
well you might want to look out for Tim Kaine since if hillary gets elected and dies he'll be preisdent

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/783471736234844160

got daym, that timing

I am beyond the the comprehension of mortals

>>65732021
im not

>>65732073

probably nothing, assange kinda wrecked whatever credibility wikileaks had left last night

>Pence's gpa is an immigrant
Send him back!

>>65732099
it's literally everything, but leftists will ignore and dismiss it

>>65732077
>the the

Oh my dayzzzzzz blud HAHAHAHAHA

>>65732021
watched the build-up on CNN to hear all the retards bikering in the studio (and wank to the trump bitch), then turned it off the moment it actually started haha

Thinking about making the next edition an anime edition

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>>65732130
just a little drop to upset the waters of your feeble existance

>>65732161
Are you a volcano?

new
>>65732170

>>65732170

>>65732170