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going to bed edition
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/balt/
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WARING
NSFW SICK TWISTED VIDEO
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terrible edition
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>>65726375
Great post, hope to see a return of this gimmick
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*hey there delilah starts playing*
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First for wank socks
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BRICK
THE
BRITS
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>>65726410
should I stay up?
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i've found god again lads
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How funny would it be to drive down a residential road, speeding, and kill a child in front of its owners and just drive the fuck off.

Fucking overgrown rats. Vermin. Scum.
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moving to Dublin in 2017 lads
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Having a crease up lads
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Lassies dressed heed tae toe in Topshop gear givin it "Hate when other girls copy my style" aye awrite Kate Moss
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>>65726464
Love this gimmick

>>65726456
Not a big fan on this one, it needs some work
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>>65726462
you should be my bf lad
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the only use for women is sex toys for men
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he won
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really enjoyed posting tonight, glad so many of you came out. same time tomorrow?
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>>65726431
i've used t shirts and towels in the past but socks are more abundant. you have at least 2 a day. and less noticeably stained
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Anyone got any tips for getting rid of these spots around my neck?

I'm on some antibiotics from the doc and also use 5% benzyl peroxide but they will not fucking move. My face is really clear (other than the one in the pic) but I can't seem to do a thing about these on my neck.

I don't drink pop or eat sweets, I change my sheets regularly and my pillowcase every night, I moisturise so my face doesn't produce too much oil, I exercise and drink lots of water.

Really getting to me.
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Kindly Irish fellow giving me bricks for my new build, what a nice chap
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>>65726510
busy sorry :x
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Unironically have killed a cat before

not in a residential road though, it was lying half dead meowing in pain on the side of a country road near my house so i got a shovel and bashed its head in with one clean hit, put the poor bastard out of its misery

I also assisted my father in the drowning of many kittens which couldnt be fed
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reminder that nick frost is in an islamic state video
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>>65726519
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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>>65726523
*bricks you*
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Yer Da says he was down the school playground the day tryin tae catch Pokemon but he doesny even have a phone
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>>65726519
Literally start nofap, it does wonders
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>>65726530
one little pussy killing another
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>>65726519
How do you apply this benzyl peroxide? how does moisturising prevent excess oil production?

nice jawline lad, beanies a bit gay
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>>65726530
take it to the fucking vet you psychopath

>>65726527
urgg fine maybe i'll make a christmas appearance
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6 days without benzos
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>>65726504
but i'm not gay whatsoever
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>>65726543
That's Dylan Moran
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>>65726530
saw a dead kitten on the road the other day

very sad poor kitty

suppose you did the right thing putting it out of it's miserty, should have gave the kittens to a shelter or something instead, surely cat food wouldn't have cost yeh that much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBpo7dvwESo
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Victoria Beckham lads.

Would you?
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>>65726560
Ill smash your fucking head in with a shovel

>>65726574
it was beyond repair and God knows how long it was out there, both back legs completely crippled and its lower entrails were poking out
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>>65726591
what's with all these dead cat posts from ireland
you're in dublin I assume?

I see them every day
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every waking second of the day i am in pure agony

i need to escape this life of mine
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Has anyone ever seen the videos of 'Brad Holmes' on Facebook? He's got this really funny thing where he tries to engage in a serious conversation with his girlfriend, but (wait for it) ultimately fails to have a conversation of the quality he wants because (seriously, you won't BELIEVE this) she is incredibly stupid and completely fails to grasp the real meaning of what he is saying. Absolutely HOWLING whenever I watch one of them desu, really patrician-tier humour.
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me on the left
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>>65726594

is she turkish
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>>65726591
listen lad i do what daddy says is best for the farm, even if it means putting a few runts out of business
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>>65726577
we don't have to shag
just cuddle once a month
you drive me fucking crazy with these pics desu
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>>65726594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed5Ow7475E4
fuck off with this reddit shite

>>65726603
oh cripes, nevermind then, best thing to do, poor gatto, sorry for shouting, have a good one
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>>65726558
Might try that. Feel like killing some cunt when I go more than a couple days tho.

>>65726573
Its a cream and I just apply it after a shower. I have oily skin and by moisturising it helps lock in moisture so your skin doesn't produce as much oil and in turn leads to less acne. Has done wonders for my face but fuck all for these on my neck.
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>>65726634
this has to be bait, the least funny videos I've ever seen
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>>65726507
The dentist always wins
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>>65726634
ive seen this, top tier humour my lad. Has me creasing every time! perhaps you should share it with some of the more unbeknown lads on are /brit/?
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>>65726613
It's called a gimmick grandad why don't you get with the times OMG.
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They're all whores. Pick one.
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>>65726594
bit racist
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>>65726574
I'm fully booked up for the next 9 months

contact my assistant so we can meme at a later date
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are you seriously trying to argument that the responsibility of the public sector isn't to priortise those of lesser private means
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May begin posting from an Irish proxy in anticipation of my relocation to Dublin
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>>65726640
what the fuck am i reading?
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>>65726415
but at what costs?

if may fucks off the european convention of human rights then she could just as easily fuck off european court of human rights and uk citizens would be forced to deal with whatever shit she throws our way

i thought she was meant to be a fucking moderate
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want to smash my head with a fucking rock
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>>65726690
left
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stop saying "fuck off yank" it's not fucking funny for fucks sakes
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>>65726576
had a 2-month xanax bender once.
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>>65726648
*locks myself in an anti gay glass box*

sorry mate, no can do.
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>>65726668
you have aspergers
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me out for a ski
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>>65726692
i mean she's not white herself
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so lonely
so alone
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what does it mean lads
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in total misery
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>>65726736
stop using yankisms on a british general it's not fucking funny for fucks sakes
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>>65726666
what the fuck is that video
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>>65726715
ECHR doesn't give a fuck about you - we need a written constitution

Bring back charter88
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>>65726706
you'll be welcomed to mountains of dead roadside cats when you come here, dead cats are a big part of Irish culture
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>>65726753
>england

fucking rasheeds
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>>65726752
haha
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>>65726594
been waiting for a new vid for weeks
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>>65726753
what is that purple island off the coast of scotland?
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>>65726739
don't post yui pics
it makes it seem like you're a qt lil slut
BUT YOU'RE NOT!
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Opinions?
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>>65726750
that looks pretty mental honestly
I would love to learn how to surf but I live in the middle of the continent and there's no good surfing on the lakes for obvious reasons.
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Gf is on holiday and sent me this
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>>65726753
wales wins again
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>>65726770
absolutely creasing at the post what a spacker you are xx
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>>65726753
Brits like people who share their same skin colour.
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>>65726803
me doing the fucking
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>>65726803
grim
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>Tim's Twitter and Facebook have gone silent after this tweet.

Does this mean he's going to save up a lot of videos and post shitloads at once?
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>>65726737

bad lad

I took etizolam daily for 14 months, think i'm fucked for life
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>>65726784
>ECHR doesn't give a fuck about you
it forced tories to drop the mandatory work scheme for jobseekers

so it cares more for me than the Tory government does desu
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>can hear dog pacing about on the landing outside my door
>too much of a retard to open the door
>eventually bring him in because he's doing my head in
>sit back down
>he immediately opens the door and goes out again
>have to get up and close the door

EVERY.FUCKING.TIME
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Well, life's on a farm is kinda laid back,
ain't much an old country boy like me can't hack.
It's early to rise, early in the sack thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, a simple kind of life never did me no harm,
raising me a family and working on the farm.
My days are all filled with an easy country charm, thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle.
And life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God I'm a country boy.
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Another one
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new Google phone looks like utter shite for automated normie retards
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why are the irish

so subhuman
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>>65726861
he's finishing his lucozade orange
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>>65726872
grim
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>>65726803

eewww
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>>65726668
Not at all! I love Love LOVE videos like this!

>>65726687
The only possible thing I can think of that MIGHT be funnier than Brad Holmes is Mr Cian Twomey. He has an absolutely amazing gimmick where he portrays the actions of his girlfriend Emily, but does so in such a way which is completely over-the-top and makes her seem irrational. I can totally relate to it because I have a girlfriend too and she does things which are irrational as well, just like Emily! Hahaha I wish I was Facebook famous just like my heroes.
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>>65726896

I'm going to buy a one plus 3
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>>65726896
its DOA, they've barely advertised it and it costs more than even an iphone
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>>65726923
post machine
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>>65726923
post fucking machines
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i just blew in from the windy city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MnUrhptPSo
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>>65726943
good lad
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>>65726861
wonder what his pet peeve will be this time

the paki shop down the road? the library workers? his noisy neighbour?
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>why are the irish

>so subhuman
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>>65726923
post them
now
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wish edgelords would take their gore shit back to /b/

everyone is desensitised to that shite now
it just comes across like that edgy spazz in school who tried to be marilyn manson

sad desu
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>>65726941
>"there's no miles in the sky"
fuck off runt
2/10 bait you made me reply
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Irish "people"? Nah, not a fan.
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>>65726803
how'd you find this webm of me lad
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>>65726968
now the windy city is more dangerous than iraq, and is under 10% white.
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>>65726945

At least you get 5 years of updates for the iPhone and you'll get some of your money back if go to sell it
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I am quite lonely.
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>>65726978
I have a feeling hes just going to claim the DNP and dentist are stalking him or something

Hes too fixated on the dentist and the DNP
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just rolled a joint gonna do a weed ahhaa
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>>65726978
I'm going to laugh if Vinay is his neighbour
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me and a mate in school
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I want lots of yous
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>>65727039
I thought you eurofags smoked spliffs
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got the willy of a 10 year old boy.
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suck a lonely day
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>>65726998
lol are you on about the cat's head

doesn't really qualify as gore iyam just a random pic I took
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>>65727025
Doubt it 2bh, I don't think he's quite that paranoid. Seems like he was just blaming things on the dentist but they were always very vague to begin with. He'll probably blame it on someone else he sees regularly enough
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>>65727084
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I want to go start a farm and a life in the Appalachian mountains tbqh

Any yanks that can fill me in on the price of land over there?
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>>65727078
nonce
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>>65727081
every day for me
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>>65727084
>the state of her digestive/cardiovascular/general health

Jesus Christ.
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Ireland is fucking beautiful lads

Might take a holiday there
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>>65727084
>she will never eat this in front of you and then do a big poo on your chest
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home of sexuals
porch of geese
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>>65727125
Ah returning to your home country are we Zhang
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>>65727116
NEEEEEEED a yoga pants gf
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>the state of her digestive/cardiovascular/general health
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>>65727125
fuck off sheamus
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Why do women have to be beautiful?

I don't want these feels anymore. How do I attain enlightenment?
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>>65727084
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>>65727116
corr fucking blimey
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>>65727109
foy

most uncut people have willies that look like that
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are they any machine operating opportunities in Dublin?
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for all you lads hoping it gets better

it doesnt get better
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>>65727017
I like this about apple but their newer phones have been very blatantly declining in quality.

I've had my 4s for years now since release basically and its been solid the entire time (aside from the top button breaking)

then my mum has a 6s and it always has problems not to mention the build quality is so flimsy and slippery, nothing like the solid feeling glass-metal design of the old one.
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>>65727116
good post
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>>65727077

well i used to, but i was slowly becoming addicted to the baccy so i decided to stick to weed only zoots
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>>65727084
Imagine her sitting on the shutter the morning after eating that. Piles of wet, smelly, booze-and-kebab-and-bean poo just shooting out of her dainty little arse splattering all over the bowl making the whole house reek.
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Post classic bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4VQ6NthEZE
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>>65727168
how old are you
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>>65727108
depends on the state
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>>65727173
Good lad
Are you rolling them smaller now or just getting more high?
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>>65727171
>rights arse

vile
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I am ugly and dream of suicide daily because of it
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>Someone makes a nice post about Ireland
>Influx of autistposters slandering Irelands good name

Sperglords
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I'm one of the most intellectually evolved people currently alive
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>>65727155
maybe the fact that 95% of women don't look like that and even then half of those look shite without all the professional makeup and photo filters will help you a bit
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>>65726861
I can see my dad finally having a breakdown and ending up like this sad cunt.
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>girls that don't eat clean

binned.

They just sit around watching shit television and eating shite food. 3rd eyes completely and irrevocably blown out.
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>>65727179
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>>65727108
cheap as fuck in some places

I've looked at buying land as well (for different reasons) and you can get huge parcels for several thousand
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>>65727218
fuck off luigi
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*walks towards you in absolute Nirvana*

Do you happen to know where the nearest Buddhist Temple is?
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Pick one
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>>65727155

chemical castration is the redpill
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>>65727218
here's an idea m8

go to /eire/ i hear they love ireland there
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>thought i was basically earning minimum wage
>checked and under 25 minimum wage is only £6.95 an hour

holy SHIT how do people live off such amounts?
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>>65727267
right red
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>>65727267
5 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3
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>>65727252
fucking hell thats cheap

>>65727200
anywhere in the south/southwest
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>>65727256
yea over there m8
*pushes you in the ditch*
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getting my daily dose of alex jones and paul joseph watson
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No word of a lie I'm going to start injecting heroin and speedballs next year
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WHAts it like living in a rented house with girls?

Ever steal their panties or sniff their shoes?
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>>65727171
are those IUDs?
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on the bus again
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Getting my daily dose of Owen Jones and John Oliver lads
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>>65727283
Yes all the Irish posters are going to migrate to /eire/ because just looking at our flag seems to be a minor inconvenience to you

think on cunt
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>>65727318
Ask pakipoo lad
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drinking guinness by a non irish person is cultural appropriation
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>>65727267
Left blue dress looks the most abnormie so her desu
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would bum raheem kassam
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>>65727318

> housesharing with women ever

lol why the h*ck would anyone ever do that? you're just asking to be stressed out all the time
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absolute tune
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>>65727351
my dad was born in Cork fuck you
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>>65727296
Southwest states have some of the cheapest land in the country

and if you're keen you can get straight up free land if you plan to move out there.
I know a lot of Kansas towns especially will give out free plots with all utilities included if you build a house there.

I was looking at this plot
just under 40 acres with adjacent power lines and road access for about 12k
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>>65727318

Yeah. I wank into her shampoo and fruit yogurts as well.
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>>65727218
Potato famine
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Thoughts on the Class 66 lads?
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>>65727108
I don't know if a gentle soft European would make it in the Appalachians. Last time I was up there I got shot twice within a month.
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if i lived in the us i bet id get called a slack jawed drunkard racist yokel of an irishman
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>>65727374
Josefina is the only 10/10 in the world
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taking the dog out after midnight so i dont have to pick up the dog shit

#runt life
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I only know one Irish guy and he's a good lad. Right laugh.
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>>65727318

Shit.
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Massive Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwViQxSJJQ
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Lads i think I am gay
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business idea: buy thousands of acres of undeveloped land then drill for oil on them and become an oil baron
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>>65727378
should be the Class 69 because i want to tongue its arse
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>>65727408
You are a piece of shit yourself, pick it up.
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>>65727385
>tell them you're Irish
>they all worship you and make you the snake-pope
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>>65727364
awful normie (as normie as dnb gets) tripe

matrix went shit a long time ago
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>>65727351
My grandfathers stepson was born in Ireland, pretty sure I'm Irish lad x
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Train wanker loves his fucking trains
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>>65727338
>wah why don't you like ireland!!!
>but i refuse to go to the thread dedicated to ireland
yeah great stuff that m8

*looks over your shoulder and talks to somebody else*
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>>65727378
very noisy. passes my house

>>65727385
>I got shot twice within a month.
why?
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>>65726798
isle of man
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>>65727318
>Ever steal their panties or sniff their shoes?
if you're a fucking robot autist, maybe.

The girl in my ken just makes me a brew and then gives me shit for not cleaning up, which I more often than not ignore
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>>65727431
no
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>>65727427
Nice one lad me too, wanna meet up? ;)
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getting my daily dose of west brits
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>>65727427
LONDON
>tfw no finn bf to domm
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>>65727318
terrible if they're normal girls

excellent if they've got aspergers or OCD or something.

normal girls are messy cunts and leave clothes, shit, plates, and other mess everywhere all over the place and don't have any desire to clean up

but in my first year there were two girls in my halls and one had OCD so she'd clean up everything and ask people in the flat if she could clean up their stuff too.
And the other girl had aspergers so she didn't make much mess either.

Though in my second year one of my housemates' girlfriends stayed over and she was a complete and utter messy cunt who left shit everywhere

Then in my third year I was in halls again with one friend and 2 girls and those girls were absolutely messy
it was disgusting
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>>65727374
Pie faced JF dog
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Bought the gf a kimono lads
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>>65727385
irish people arent gentle soft europeans

we are hardmen
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>>65727448
I got shot once over a land dispute and another in a hunting accident
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WALKIES????
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>>65727472
would force you to irl, you rodent.
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>>65727509
Potato famine
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>>65727509
i'm harder than you
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wish the irishmen would pay me more attention x
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>>65727514
WALK?!>!?!?
DID YOU SAY WALK!!!?
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>>65727371
only thing is they make applying for a greencard quite fucking hard when your not a beaner

might do a cheeky illegal immigration, I have relations in Texas
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>>65727522
You sure told him
I bet he'll be crying for days
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>>65727473
>>65727485
Dunno man I am pretty hairy
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need a bf
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How many paddies does it take to change a light bulb?
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>hello, police?
>there's a lad on /brit/ rn who won't clean up after his dog

what would they say lads
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normgoblins at work have never heard of camus fucking hell
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took my dog out at 5am during the astronomical twilight period and couldn't stop looking up at the sky

made me do a think

very nice
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>>65727552
Potato famine
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>>65727509
>we are hardmen
>literally incapable of not dying without potatoes
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>>65727550
tell the local Kansas farmgirls that you're a paddy and they will marry you on the spot
plus these towns handle immigration if you are accepted to get the free land.
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literally not one of you britcucks could take down the ubermensch specimen of human bean i am.
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>>65727318
lived with 2 girls in my last year of uni. used to imagine putting hidden cameras in the bathroom but never had the guts to do it

nevertheless they would often be walking around the house without bras, in skimpy clothes, lots of upskirts/downblouse/builders bums etc on show throughout the year it was pretty nice
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>>65727501
youre right normal girls are messy but theres not a fucking CHANCE im reading the rest of this
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liked doing the cuddling and stuff with the ex-gf
really liked doing it
really miss it now
don't miss her crazy though
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Watch out Irish posters, theres a hilarious funny not autistic lad in this thread repeatedly saying "potato famine" and cracking all sorts of whacky remarks
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>>65727558
that's fine
>tfw no shaveable bf
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>>65727599
hence why I summarised it at the start and went into detail afterwards
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>>65727594
say that again....
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>>65727596
ahh forgot to say i once made one of them a tea and wiped my bellend around the rim of her mug before i gave it to her hahaha
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>>65727616
Potato famine
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wagies look at the time

its nearly half 11!

you should be in bed by now

you have an early morning start
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did a tea
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have officially begun my descent into complete irrecoverable abnormiedom by saving pictures of cute girls onto my computer
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>>65727649
Quite like this new gimmick
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>>65727616
potato famine
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>>65727646
hahahahahahahaha
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>>65727616
Ruh roh raggy
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one for the heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNcHM5zJGt4
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>>65727593
hmm ill be taking this information into account, i already live and work on a farm
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>>65727660
Potato famine
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>>65727621
Don't know about being bottom but I am 55kg tho
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>>65727616
Potato famine
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ah yes

the yanks
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*swooces right in to /brit/*
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business idea: Dublin meetup

we can get the same ryanair flight over
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>>65727658
Half 11? So it's 5:30?
Fuck me and you lads go on about yanks and their "could care less"
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>>65727665
>new
The only new thing here is you.
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>>65727646
why does that look a bit familiar
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>>65727665
Literally a year old gimmick
Thought aussie posters were all oldfags

disappointed
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need comfy youtube channels
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>>65727690
>he doesn't into fashion
Grow up lad
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you've got to be able to recognise you're dreaming in the first place
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>>65727616
Potato famine
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Wait

Did the Irish really die because they didn't have any potatoes?

Ahahahahahahaha

Just grow a different crop you fucking spastically ahahahahahahahaha how stupid do you have to be to die from "no potatoes" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>65727658
shush :(

my shift doesn't start til 10 s-so i can stay up til at least 12 okay!

;_;
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>>65727703
can't. already got my train ticket to aberdeen
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>>65727711
>Half 11? So it's 5:30?
wot
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>>65727702


howling at this post lads
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The other day somebody reached out to shake my hand with their LEFT HAND.

Felt weird.
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>>65727658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFeKOrU7W0k

wagie wagie

all british are line cooks for micdonald
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aha yes

potato famine

yes very funny i think i understand the reference

potato famine aha
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>>65727714
>The British Rail Class 230 or D-train is a diesel electric multiple unit being built by Vivarail for the British rail network. The units are being converted from London Underground D78 Stock, first built in 1980 by Metro-Cammell.
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>>65727637
why
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>>65727676

dickheads? lmao!
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>>65727690
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes no
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finland is such a strange country

weird alien automated autistic country

its like the soul has been sucked out of the country
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doing a poo lads
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>>65727664
pic unrelated i take it?
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>>65727761
Potato famine
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>>65727690
know multiple who dress like this

all cunts
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>tfw I started the potato famine gimmick
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>>65727378
American loud trash.
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>>65727722
cenaboyle
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>>65727748
>quoting your own post
sad affair
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Life is just too hard lads.

Think I'm about ready to give up.
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>>65727742
this one is in dedication to our great paddy posters not that paki cunt
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>>65727734
yeah because the UK stole all our food and exported enough food during the famine to feed double our population because the UK genocided us

you won't have luck for it boy, you won't have luck for mocking the death of millions of people through starvation and disease
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>>65727779
rotherham
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>>65727713
2bh I stuck to /balt/ but anime poofs have completely ruined it now

>>65727747
Half past 11 makes more sense than half 11 la
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>>65727682
its not farmland and its a pretty small town but its free
http://www.freelandks.com/availableland.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QW_xi-5Gho
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need an irish gf
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>>65727798
Potato famine
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>>65727798
Potato famine
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why did irelands like potato?

because they are poor farmers
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halifax meetup
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>>65727762
>northerners are getting old underground trains

I genuinely can't believe that the North is part of the same country as London
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>>65727764
dunno i was just feeling a bit naughty
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>>65727787
>Tfw I started the Rasheed gimmick
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>>65727798
Potato famine
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>>65727798
>potato famine the post
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>>65727646
>technically older than the 142s they're replacing

ah yes
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>>65727804
never give up
never surrender
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pakib&
>>>/r9k/31859519
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>>65727840
I *genuinely* created Rasheed

My proudest achievement
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>>65727838
did you ever put your semen in their tea?
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>>65727824
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>>65727811
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why didn't you just grow something else you fucking mong hahahahahahaha
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>>65727722
ASMR Darling
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>>65727787
>tfw my great great grandad started the potato famine
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>>65727820
>Half past 11 makes more sense than half 11 la
Shorthand though innit
In the context of the time everyone knows what half 11 means
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did irelands have potato brains too?
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*steals all the potatoes*
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>>65727804
Same la

Tired of waiting for the next year when i know it's just going to be the same old shit
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>>65727824
>binge drink
>fake tan
>generally overweight
>chip on their shoulder about being from bogland

nah, you really don't.
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>>65727906
>>65727906
>>65727906
>>65727906
>>65727906
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>>65727840
>Tfw I actually started the potato famine gimmick
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>>65727876
nah literally just that one time that i wiped my bellend around the rim of her mug

was pretty hot sitting there watching her drink it knowing that she was getting essence of my knob in her mouth
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>>65727811
>you won't have luck for it boy, you won't have luck for mocking the death of millions of people through starvation and disease
Oooo the paddies putting a curse on us with his gypsy magic lads

Better be careful!
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>>65727798
>coming from Mr make one post on my computer and one on my phone then click post at the sake time to avoid suspicion
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>>65727904
>>65727902
>>65727851
>>65727850
>>65727827
>>65727826
islamic invasion
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>>65727947
we arent all as autistic as you la
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>>65727948
Potato famine
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>>65727883
because the brits held all the land you muggy cunt

have you ever heard of subsistence farming retard?
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Based May
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>have 4 names
>first 2 are slavic
>last 2 are portuguese

Am I a mutt?
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>>65728032
Just saw that

Honestly I'm getting to quite like her
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hello?
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>>65726871
ended when I woke up in hospital after being rescued out of a fire in my bedroom. was on a ventilator -- unconscious for 2 days. have only touched the xannies a couple of times since.

i was pretty fucked up for the exams i was going to have in a month's time.
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