What would you do as supreme leader of your country?

What would I do...?

DUDE

>>65725946
Kick out all the Mexicans.

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>>65725990
At what point does disasociating from reality becomes schizophrenia?

>>65725946
false flag attack australia blaming indonesia, we invade and conquer with US assistance creating a new australian vassal 'Ned Kelley Islands' and through extension control all of ASEAN

>>65725946
Give sea to Bolivia.

Completely rewrite constitution.
Very strict and moralistic laws
56 weekly working hours.
Illegalize cigaretes.
Death penalty for drug possession
Death penalty for most things
Reform labor unions
Weaken a lot of the labor laws
Strikes are illegal
Drastically lower minimum wage
Drastically, drastically reduce taxes and government spendings
0$ on welfare
Investment deals with developed countries
Trade deals with developing countries
Take a loan of a trillion dollars from national bank
Use the money to flood the country with railways, modern ports and airports
Use the money to destroy the favelas and employ people from favela to build skyscrapers and civilized neighborhoods that they would then live and work in
Use the money to invest in national space agency, giving them the goal for Brazil to be first nation to send a man to Mars, even before USA
Look for ways to annex Paraguay, Bolivia, South Peru, North Chile and North Argentina on the long term.

>>65726191
Also, end retirement and reactivate the brazilian military's OSORIO program.

Restaure the Empireeeeee!!

And obviously, not less important, kill ni66ers.

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>>65726109
Bombing more muslims? Sounds great

>>65726191
Did you just took time to translate the shit the guy said on /luso/?

>>65726109
Give this man the presidency of Australia.

>>65725946
No joke I will promote National Socialism. Its the only cure for this country

Entirely remove the welfare system and use the new allocated funds to kick out all Chinese merchants and subsidise chippies.

leave EU
seize businesses that belonged to the state
get economy back
reform social policies (family is backbone of the state)
working people can get help from state

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>>65725946

>>65725946
1. Place a Weather Station in the Ilhas Selvagens so that Spain stops bitching about our super special marine training ground.
2. Ask for EU to recognise the Portuguese EEZ to get rights over half the Atlantic Ocean, thanks to the Ilhas Selvagens, Azores and Madeira
3. Leave the EU who is giving free reign over our waters to every other European Country and even the Chinese.
4. Tax everyone to sail it except maybe the Brits, to honour the old alliance, but are only allowed to fish there in exchange for protection/vigilance, since our fleet is shit at the moment.
5. Use the money to build proper fleet and stop depending solely on the Brits.
6. Use money to genetically engineer a bacalhau that can survive slightly warmer waters so that we can have them closer to home.
7. Wait for the next Atlantic earthquake to fuck up my newly re-acquired empire, but this time build the capital somewhere else.

>>65727130
>not doing anything about the blacks in Lisbon giving us the Alberto Barbosa reputation

Disgusting

Open borders with central America
Kick out Canadians and Americans
Welcome East Asians
Build a high speed railway

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>>65727332
Build a wall with the US and make them pay for it

Annex the entire south America, change name to Gran Brazil and forbidden that shit mexican language to be spoken in national territory.

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>>65727332
*also invade buenos aires for the lulz

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>>65725946
Immediatly deport all Africans and Middle Easterner's before it gets really Bad
Strengthen Border controls
Only Europeans, White Americans, Australian, New Zealanders and East Asians are allowed entry

Try and unite with Canada and the Bahamas, I suppose that's about it

Remove K*babs
Remove Burg*rs
Unite all the pacific islands under one banner
Gas all the National party members and supporters, alongside the conseratives and fta supporters
Get rid of the beehive
Bring back the airforce and set up a nuclear arsenal
listen exclusively to the needs of the working and middle class and not on the upper class.
close down all of our harbours and airports to keep out the Am*rican and K*bab invaders

>>65725946
Take b.c. and finally connect alaska with the rest of the mainland

Also give territories statehood

>>65725946
>Step 1
Close borders and kick out illegal immigrants
>Step 2
Legalize death penalty
>Step 3
Make more frendz with Chile and Uruguay and drop nuclear bombs in Brazil, Bolivia and Paraguay

>>65730880
>Step 4
Make frendz with the UK, just forget about Malvinas
>Step 5
Reduce taxes and the government's size
>Step 6
Watch TV, eat asado and drink fernet

>>65727194
I legit had number 6. saying that this bacalhau was poisonous to niggers, but I fucked up the editing.

>>65725946
Fuck. Pussies and the whole country both.

>>65725946
Just sorta fuck around.

I'm gonna round up all of those 'refugees' in a big ol' camp, then me and 20 good men go in there and fuck all of them until their spirits leave their bodies.

Destroy sand monkey's race
Destroy half black race and use the remain half as slave
band feminism penality: death
every fat will be forced to lose weight penality: arrest

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reesdablish brussia :D

>>65725946
invade funland

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>Remove commies
>Agricultural reform geared towards food self-sufficiency
>Remove foreign miners
>Legalize and nationalize cocaine production
>Foment industrialization
>Cut out bureaucracy
>Disavow declaration of human rights
>Remove more commies
>Helicopter rides
>Militarize the country
>Annex Ecuador
>Annex Venezuela and remove commies there
>Make it illegal to be a commie
>Make all crimes punishable by death penalty
>Hang commies from trees
>Fund and support pic related in Peru
>Annex Peru peacefully
>Make friends with Brazil
>Rework constitution
>Step down

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>>65725946
Put white women in interracial breeding camps.
Make it legal for American citizens to hunt down illegal immigrants like animals.

>>65731514
fucking monkey

>>65726047
when your head is dissociated from your body by a cartel member

>>65731334
The right wing edge just killed me

>>65732370
t. chicano

I forgot: revoke citizenship of every colombian who abandons his country

>Fix country
>End poverty
>Decuck country
>Retake Malvinas
>Invade UK
>Invade Uruguay
>Establish one party state until I die

>>65726338
This is the kind of paraguayan I like. Get your compatriots out of my country please. Heil paraguanon

>>65727604
>Not welcoming white Argies

>>65732545
Oh shit yeah, white south americans, so the 2 in Brazil and thousands of Argentines.

>>65727513
Do you need help on that

>>65726338
National socialism is the only cure for any country.

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Annex Greenland, Alaska, and Iceland
Switch to driving on the left because fuck it
Strengthen ties with the rest of the Commonwealth Realms
Force Quebecers to speak English and completely abolish French as a national language
Make provinces pic related (incl. greenland and iceland)

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>>65725990

>>65725946
Basically Nazi Germany with less losing.
Oh, and find a way to fuck up Brazil. Everyone hates Brazil.

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Remove kebab and revive Byzantium obviously.

>>65732929
*cringe*

It's Istanbul btw

>>65732809

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>65727488

I support this idea. Spics belong to spicland up north.

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>>65733066
>cringe
>>>/reddit/

ITS RIGHTFUL ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN CLAY REEEEEEEEEE

>>65733113
>ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN

Russia boo? Kys already man.

>>65725946
1)Anglo union
2) free speech+discrimination allowed
3)a lot of stuff about public transport i won't bore you with
4)a lot of stuff about buildings i won't bore you with
5) annex natal+ invade zimbabwe, civilisation aint free

>>65726191
I like this

I. Disband the Conservative, Liberal and New Democratic parties
II. Reestablish the Rhinoceros Party
III. Declare Canada a one-party state under the Rhinoceros Central Planning Comittee for Public Drunkenness and Indecency
IV. Invade the Dominican Republic
V. Declare vaccinations illegal
VI. Reestablish residential schools but only for filthy Maritimers
VII. Declare that any and all diplomatic communiques to and from the United States must refer to that nation only as "the Rebels".

Turn over all budget not required to sustain a reasonable state to sciences funding, research immortality, become god emperor of all mankind.

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Start nuclear way with the whole world

Build up enough money and resources, then invade the Lesser Antilles, then invade the Dominiggers and then finally, invade Cuba. Leave Haiti alone because they're just a bunch of poor, useless negroes.

>>65733642
Now this is a plan I can support.

>>65733914
War, ofc. Bloody t9

>>65734201
This is, of course, if the US grants us indipendence, which would not be so pleasant.

>>65727488
Mexican language says the monkey, the Portuguese is an ugly drunk Spanish for any ear

increase the budget of the military by 500%
tear down NAFTA and start new trades with Europe and Canada.
make dependent city states in tourist Areas
invade and annex a Caribbean island 4 the bantz
double the healthcare budget and accept foreigners to use it freely as long as they invest a certain quantity into the country.
Help Cuban or Venezuelan mafias to ascend in order to tackle down Mexican Narco.

>>65727488
>>65734434
Both Castillian and Portuguese sound like some broken poorly pronounced Latin for me.

>>65725946
Nuke Rio, Salvador and Porto Alegre.

>>65725946
1. Eliminate oil subsidies
2. Food assistance program
3. Disband party system
4. Legalize marijuana

Kick out muslims, blacks and mexicans
Make some changes to the Constitution (get rid of the 14th amendment specifically the part that grants citizenship for being born here)
Strengthen ties with Anglo countries
End globalization

>>65725946
1. Fix voting system
2. Let Democracy take course, while I act as president for a 4-8 year term depending on how things go. Wouldn't stay longer than eight years though.
3. Promote the Libertarian party
4. Approve any libertarian policies that find their way to the president's desk
5. Kindly ask South Africa for citizenship
6. Step down
7. Move to South Africa because that is my dream for some strange reason ever since I was little.

>>65733152

Greeks are the largest orthodox group here

>>65727404
Don't you already have one? It's time to share, greatest ally.

>>65725946
All lawn mowing in the subdivisions should be done on the same day weekly. Too noisy.

>>65734812
How come Brazil is so huge?

>>65726153
kys

Annex mudslime countries that border my country.

>>65725946
Sell the whole damn thing and everyone in it to China.

>>65725946
If for whatever reason I found myself supreme leader of Canada, I would restore the original system of government immediately. I don't know how to run a country.

1. Fire artillery at own troops and lie it was r*ssia
2. Begin the invasion

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>>65726338
>>65727332
>>65727488
>>65727604
>>65729159
>>65730880
>>65730933
>>65731292
>>65731307
>>65731334
>>65731514
>>65732193
>>65732370
>>65732409
>>65732809
>>65735034

Deport all chicanos and flips

reduce military spending and international presence while helping other countries fill in the gaps we're leaving

reinvest into education

boost immigration control and make citizenship tests mandatory to all incoming, no anchor babies allowed

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>>65726191
>Death penalty
>Drastically, drastically reduce taxes
>Use the money to invest in national space agency, giving them the goal for Brazil to be first nation to send a man to Mars, even before USA

>arab and north african genocide
>enslave african
>resign as supreme leader then spend the rest of my days in a comfy alpine village

>>65725946
Jack off in Parliament and blame the stains on French ambassadors.

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>>65736227
Shouldn't you be in the most autistic board, complaining about something you don't like, and talking to someone who doesn't care, and suggesting shit that according to you would "improve" this site?
>>>/qa/

The only objectively good thing that came from /pol/ is that it not only show us how many closet nazifags underages from /b/ were here, but also how many redditards sjw cucks were; because, how else can you explain the amount of people that gets triggered about everything in the last 6 years?

>>65731333
u couldnt X-D

Legalize all drugs, create states monopoly selling them (like we have wirh liquor)
Kick out refugees and don't take any anymore
Leave EU
Build a wall to border with Sweden and Norway
Form a one far right party government

>>65726316
We have a prime minister though, no president

>>65739883
why not rejoin russia while you're at it?

>>65725946
kill finns

>>65736227
>not accepting of foreigners and listening to the needs of the poor and middle class=fascist/nazi

t. whiny self-centred neoliberal

>>65741256
You didn't succeed last time, so gtfo you drunk fuck :DD

Reclaim our southernmost province

>>65725946
Gas the Jews

Assume direct control

Kill infidel dogs and establish Sharia.

>>65725946

Make Canada more free.

Kick out the globalists.

no political parties, it's how people get duped into stupid shit out of party loyalty.

Stop dealing with Middle Eastern countries, either you guys become a proper democracy or fuck off.

Make it harder for immigrants to immigrate without assimilation. listen I don't care what country you're from, you can come here but you're Canadian first and foremost. if you don't try, GTFO.

Fix the housing crisis.

prepare for the inevitable Pacific earthquake that will destroy B.C. it's a thing and i'm rather concerned.

start looking for renewable resources, I know the gas/oil is only going to be good for like another 100 - 200 years.

invest more into the Canadian film/animation industry, like make damn good shit we can be proud of instead of cheap Flash cartoons.