>be Dutch
>be COMPLETELY bald by the age of 25
he may have no hair, but he has a great head nonethelss
>be dutch
>put mayonnaise in beer
>>65725943
WTF! Is this actually a thing?
met two Dutch guys both bald at 30 and i though it was just a mere coincidence
>>65725943
>>65726001
This board is trying to force these memes just too hard. Its getting pathetic.
Just because we have nothing to laugh at doesnt mean you can just make up stuff
>>65725943
Stop bullying the Dutch ;_;
Meh, rather be bald 1.90m tank than bushy-haired 1.60m kike-nosed scrawny Paki (=T*rk/K*rd/Ar*b, arr rook arike) faggot
>be dutch
>look like an oversized baby
Are the Dutch really just failed Anglos?
>>65731713
it's the other way around
Dutch on suicide watch
how does 'netherlands' make 'dutch'?
>>65734474
It doesn't they've been lying to us this whole time