/brit/

>>65724156
/balt/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0qdF44HC7

hes fast

>>65724202
I aprove

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lads

Why is this general so yank friendly?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475445585351.webm

me on my trip to africa

trying to find a replacement to move into my room in a shared house, lads. anyone up for living here in Preston? must be a student at UCLan

not of fan of this reality malarkey

i think i'm very self and unintentionally manipulative

i also like to point out the defects in people to them

why do i do this?

how can i stop?

why do i feel like i'm a bad person

ESSEX
S
S
E
X

http://m.echo-news.co.uk/news/14779445.South_Essex_to_star___in_new_BBC_comedy/

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>5 Million people on the island of Ireland
>3 Million Irish born citizens working in foreign countries
>70 million Irish diaspora worldwide

That is fucking wild to think about

>He's not posting on /vip/brit/

Poor form 2bh

>>65724248
Shared language

>>65724257
you can tell he was shitting himself

>>65724291
just had a goosey and it looks absolutely dead

no wonder all the boring melts on /brit/ have passes

absolute spunkstains

OH

MY

GOD

BECKY

LOOK

AT

HER

BUTT

>>65724290
there are like several hundred million "British" islander diaspora around the world.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475445515245.webm

me on my trip to germany

>>65724290
i'm of irish descent

>girl said I looked english today
wtf tbqh lads it felt like a jab at me.
really gives the noggin a joggin

9 luftballons
auf ihrem weg zum horizont
hielt man für ufos aus dem all
darum schickte eine general

https://www.fb.com/crywanktheband/posts/1300269593317700

broken britian

>>65724213
cute

>>65724257
What a hard lad.

>>65724354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h5pFUjWjlb

>>65724360
>9

>>65724357
Didn't mean it in a rude way lad desu, just wondering what they meant.

How does somebody in Britain look 'Irish'?

Weird thing to say to me desu

>>65724357
meant she wanted you to rule over her you really missed out pal

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>>65724360
>9 luftballons

>Brother is selling weed over PS4 messages

Is this cunt retarded?

>>65724372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qngNbWsVLL

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r8 my order lads

>brother has type 1 diabetes (not the fatty one) and constantly gets into a comatose state
>he's only 24 and will probably die at 50
>parents are getting older
>I might end up moving abroad just to escape
>never known my grandfathers, see the rest of my family once every few years
>can't form meaningful relationships with anybody because they all end up toxic and bitter

Honestly so alone lads, the one person I've ever formed a good relationship with, where I felt happy, left me. I wake up every morning and count down the hours until I can go to sleep again. I know I'm a literal child compared to many of you at 20 years of age but I don't know how long I can keep going through this shite, the idea of just hopping in front of a moving train makes me feel happier each and every day.

www,fb.com/profile.php?=73322363
this lad literally posts here

>>65724267
>self taught
aka code monkey

computer science is not programming.

>>65724392
Half of Britain are descended from the Irish lad. Especially in Scotland and Wales.

>>65724427
sing >>65724360

>>65724291
>implying

>>65724412
so what? unless someone grasses him up nobody's gonna give a shit. i've organised weed over steam messages loads of times

>>65724441
That's what I mean. The features Irish people have aren't uncommon in the UK and for the most part they'd probably look very similar, hence why it seems an odd distinction to make.

>>65724447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gAl6ZIvoah

>>65724430
Fuck off

Going to make a game again lads. Need an idea.

>>65724429
>literally £29 for fucking dominos

Lmao, you could get a pizza for that price at a high tier Italian restaurant

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a girl at the bus stop was looking over me for her bus but for a second it felt like she was looking at me

>>65724360
>9

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kyary

>>65724430
i feel for you lad

>>65724434
Hahahaha forgot about this and literally panicked for a minute

>>65724429
>ireland uses inches
hmmmmmmmm

>>65724438
I don't work in programming, I just learned as a hobby since I like fiddling around with computers and programming is a skill I think everyone should have at least on a basic level.

it blows my mind that kids today are even more tech illiterate than their parents are in many cases.

my younger sister is about as retarded with technology as my grandmother. she can barely even use a mouse.

>>65724429
its two for tuesday you pleb

you could have got 2 pizzas and that for like €2-3 more

>190 kg beta orbiter race

lovin every laff

>>65724508
>>65724400
>>65724387
OOOOhhhh WOW A TYPO! NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE! BETTER POINT IT OUT JUST TO BE A SMARMY TWAT! GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN A TOILET YOU BELLENDS

>>65724479
Why are Canadian posters so bad

Fuck off

>>65724429
>chicken AND tandoori chicken

>t. runt

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475541403259.webm

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>>65724547

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look at this little ugly runt

her life is literally pointless she will never be queen

>>65724430
>20 years old
>dad is going mental, mum is alone
>brother has just stopped caring about anything to do with the family
>never had a meaningful relationship with a girl
>just started third year at uni, all of my friends have left to do a year abroad, will probably never see them again
>have nothing to do all day, cannot talk to anyone, retreating into complete isolation
>life is stretched out before me and it is just an empty nothing
>contemplating suicide pretty much 24/7

I know the feel la.

brit/pol/ virgins are bullying a poor lad with an unfortunate looking gf

>>65724528
Inches and centimetres depending on what you're doing tbf

Like our roadsigns are now in kilometres but people understand speed/distance more in miles

Good night lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485


JUST

and that's when I reached for my revolver

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>>65724580

>>>/vip/1000

heh

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who else /best part of the UK/ here

>>65724434
>tfw don't have facebook so this doesn't work

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>>65724603

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>>65724590
>brit/pol/

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dinner date tomorrow lads

it's the second date

how do I move in for the kiss at the end?

already had a cheeky hug from her at the end of the first date

>>65724572
>idunno idunno idunno
Why does autism always give people such strange verbal ticks?

>>65724528
we mix and match

>>65724603
told my dad he should run since he seems to know so much about immigration (he's a racist)

Somebody has just hacked the Clinton Foundation

https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/10/04/clinton-foundation/

The fucking weaponised autism affecting RL politics is starting to hurt my brain.

She's fucked.

>DNC Staffer: "Whew late night last night waiting for Assange. Think I'll take a nap."


Kek. So there is something to hide too.

This wild ride doesn't fucking end

>>65724537
post pictures of sis and grandma

>>65724580
I wonder what would happen if you just walked up and kicked her right in the fanny as hard as you could

>>65724647
it literally only broke that second

>>65724590
Post her

>tfw album not even on the 'seek

any man got a what.cd account?

>>65724694
you're very wrong

>go to the UK
>the speed limit signs are in miles not kilometres

fucking hell?

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>>65724688

>>65724572
this one of those bad lip readings or is that his real voice?

>>65724679
Doesn't really say much of interest

>>65724711
8 minutes then. how is that slow

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>>65724697

>>65724688
taken out by a sniper before you got within 100 yards of her

>virtual assistant

I DO NOT want to talk to my phone

Why are phone companies so fucking stupid?

>>65724679
M8 this is old news

>>65724735
don't even bother replying to me again
>>65722798

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>>65724679
hillary is the worst candidate ever to run for president

>>65724589
Apparently it gets better lad, I'm sure it will. I'm starting uni next year because I took a couple of years out to help my mum.

I ditched my studies to move 200 miles away so my mum could recover, met somebody I actually got on with and I fucked it up haha. I'm sure somewhere out there it's all a lot better and who knows maybe next year I'll be happy I actually bothered to carry on. Best of luck with everything though, what are you studying?

>>65724732
it's real

>>65724761
don't trust anything til i see it on the beeb. they have more substantial verification processes

>>65724737
Would gf but also since she's not mine, what an ugly horse-faced bitch

>>65724741
everybody has siri iphones and literally nobody uses it

just developers wanking over HCI and NLP

>>65724733
There's a lot of illegal donations on there

>>65724739
Yeah but I'd walk up all innocent like, maybe with a teddy bear or some flowers or something, smile at William and Kate. Then boot her right in her tiny royal fanny.

>>65724827
Such as?

Besides, they'll just say it's fake and move on.

i unironically shitpost by talking into a voice-to-text app on my laptop

i made this post by speaking not typing

>>65724679
>political party donors

oh no so corrupt

>>65724827
the folder literally titled "pay for play" LMAO

how delusional would a leftist have to be to deny this

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>>65724769
no way lad, it's too cartoonish

>>65724871
Norfolk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stlGKyQ4m0A

>>65724867
I can't be bothered explaining it but there's a lot of TARP donations on there, which is effectively tax payers money, given to banks, which are now being illegally passed back to Clinton.

She's effectively bank rolling herself through a very complicated scheme of middlemen but it's all taxpayer money.

I literally don't get why she's such a corrupt moron. She could easily win if she wasn't such a bent cunt

>>65724766
Studying biomeidcal science tb h

Somehow got it into my head to try for medicine after I graduate, but I probably won't have an actual conversation with anyone before the interview in a few months time so my autism will be off the charts. Whole situation is just absolutely fucked t bh, not sure I can carry on but I reckon it would completely destroy my dad if I actually suicided. Really don't know what to do.

What are you gonna do at uni?

>>65724871
I know that feel of June literally just on the phone thing for this message

(I know that feel, I've literally just done the same thing for this message)

>>65724642
New England is not part of the UK

got told to sit down by a random lady on the bus today lads

>>65724833

You sound like youd get some sexual thrill from it nonce

simply hasnt been a more based man alive than adolf hitler

I have a portal into your soul and I intend to use it if you offend me

>>65724939
I don't get it either. Maybe it's compulsive for her. I'm 99% sure this will get swept under the carpet though.

The only big news would have been if Assange had announced something.

>met my paternal grandfather for the first time aged 8
>always asks my dad and me to visit, every weekend
>takes me out and actually acts like one of those grandparents people talk about
>a few months later, probably about 9 now
>asks me to come over again
>knock on his door, no answer
>go to the window
>he's pretending to be asleep
>not seen him since

Ah yes

>>65724893
he's an actor

Currently drinking a high quality, locally produced craft red ale lads

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>rents went to bed about
>close door and bang some porn on
>put headphones on
>nosise cancelling
>wank for like 20 minutes
>cum
>clean up and close tabs
>realise my speakers are still on at a moderate volume
>parents would have heard everything

Gonna be awkward in the morning.

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is he "our guy"?

>>65724973
did you?

>>65725033
hows about that then

>>65725005
Oh I have no doubt exactly what you say is true, I agree.

A candidate illegally funnelling tax payer money through big banks to finance herself to the presidency is atrocious but if wiping an email server and asking to extra judicially assassinate Assange wasn't enough to even dent her, this won't be.

Just amazes me how fucking mental yank politics is but they still think 'USA FREE USA NUMBER 1'

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>there are runts here who post in /britpol/

Is there a more runt tier opinion than wanting to move Parliament out of London?

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>>65724970
what about /ulster/?

>>65724970
yet

>>65725028
hahaha

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ever get those texts from a girl where you don't know how to respond? like there's no questions in it and there's not really anything noteworthy in there that could be followed up

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What the f*** have they done to Dennis the Menace

>http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/10/03/dennis-menace-gets-pixar-face-new-tv-show-bbc/

Is there a more runt tier opinion than wanting democracy?

>>65725028
kek, you fucking mong

>>65725075
paki

>>65724960
As hard as it is just try to focus on yourself mate, cut people off aside from the odd bit of small talk and apply for whatever you need to apply for. Interviews are horrid but just rehearse whatever you think they'll ask.

I'll be studying law, one uni offers the chance to go to Hong Kong, though, and I'd like to do that and fuck off out of here

Hate the sound of young people laughing. Gives me an anxiety attack.

>>65724984
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474328592480.webm

>>65725073
shut up you retarded underage frog poster

>>65725083

yep

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>>65725087

At least they didnt make him black

Is there a more runt tier opinion than thinking Adolf Hitler did anything morally wrong?

>>65725087
I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED, WHAT THE FUCK

Fuck I bet he's friendly to everyone now and has a bunch of nig friends too

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>the border is coming back to Northern Ireland because of this brexit bullshit

>>65725106
>the politiciunz dnt care about us in da norf we shud move dem to wakefield see hw dey like it!!!

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POO WATER

ALL OVER MY ARSE

>>65724741
>>65724807
I see old farts use this all the time

one old guy at my work who does nothing but ride his scooter around listens to K-pop during breaks in the lounge and regularly talks to his ipad to get it to do things/play his k-pop songs.

>>65725087
its been ruined since the early 2000 beanos

quite embarrassed by this post btw

>>>/vip/

>>>/vip/

>>>/vip/

>>65725120
Howling, why is this so funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07SdrIBMbcM

>>65725087
that looks absolutely awful what the fuck

where's the medium brexit

>>65725123
will gladly hit you a headbutt and you would scurry away crying like the woman ye are

>>65725166
Do you work at a call centre in the Midlands?

>>65725173
>it's real

what the fuck

*looks at http://www.4chan.org/bans*
*third eye opens*

every morning I wake up and my throat is sore as shit and I can't swallow
I also cough up some fat brown phlegm glob

been like this for about a month now. what is wrong with me

>>65725163
m8 there's a parliament in edinburgh . having politicians further north doesn't make a difference to their attitude.


it's more to do with the goods and services that go along with the bureaucracy .
most of what government does is stimulating lower performing areas of the economy. it should be the case when planning the location of major investment like parliament as well. .

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http://dailym.ai/2dOESwW

>Now lemme tell you this, mean Gene
>Wooooooooo!!
>This Sunday night, at Halloween Havoc, I'm gonna have me a slice of that sweet chocolate pudding, right in this very ring!
>Wooooooooo!

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This Photo is aptly called "The Beauty of Ireland"

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15k people inside the trump rally

20k people outside

>>65725091
The goal of the crusaders is to take control of the areas which the Khilafah state governs with Allah's Shari'ah, replacing it with the anarchy of man made laws and the waste from their ideas, consisting of filthy democracy, so that the law of the jungle rules the people of Islam therein.

>>65725251
your runts are poisoning you
go and beat them so they remember who is in charge

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*kills your cat in a box*

heh, nothing personell

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>>65725087
doesn't look that bad, better than Yank Dennis the menace

I feel like this is probably the most degenerate general so pls redpill me on ecstasy and coke

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>>65725087
GNASHER
Sorry for posting this.

>>65725028
did a similar thing a few years ago once except that it was even normal porn, it was one of those weird howard stern things where he gets fathers to take their daughters clothes off for money

fucking mortified when i realised

manichean babbies

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>>65725281
ah yes beautiful ireland

>>65725319
enjoy organ failure and stroke

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474356349348.webm

>yanks

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>>65725087

>>65725336
I think this represents the rugged beauty of eire better tbqh

>>65725310
*references you in a yank sitcom *
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

going to bed hope I don't wake up

>>65725281
http://www.brooijmans.nl/nl/home

The beauty of pretending photos taken of dutch people are actually photos of Irish people

>>65725319
my two favourites

*lets sleeping dogs lie*

>>65725319
haram

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New captcha lads

Reckon this is to help self-driving cars

>>65725271
>it should be the case when planning the location of major investment like parliament as well
No, Parliament should be a building that signifies the history of the country and is a conspicuous display of power and prestige. The Palace of Westminster is exactly that. Holyrood is a glorified county council in an absolutely gopping ''''building''''

>>65725017
Ah you see that explains it.

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>>65725323
better than this

>>65725345
>that guy's face at 0:34

good to know where that reaction image came from

https://youtu.be/NxNVPEKpOS0?t=13m52s

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474356483035.webm

>>65725379
just saved it from normiebook dont cry la, was probably took in ireland

>>65725336

This looks like Russia lel

>>65725399
the buildings reflect the respective priorities. 1 is progressive, the other regressive.

despise cats, i have run over several of the little fuckers, absolute VERMIN

>>65725428
>asmr
kys (know your stuff) ttytt (to tell you the truth)

Wish I was a yank lads

Imagine whacking a .44 in your gob and fucking shooting yourself

Wonderful

Really feel for lads with narrow shoulders. I was blessed with massive shoulders and girls seem to think its a really good feature to have.

Seen some poor lads with like 30'' shoulders and the poor sods could lift and lift and still look small.

>>65725472
Actual Rasheed

>>65725453
Bit rubbish ha ha no offense mate

*broadens my shoulders*

>we should aim to display power and prestige even if the bulk of our economy is made of low income, low investment, small businesses. it literally doesn't matter if our politicians have a fancy office.

ah yes the north korean outlook

Business idea: send Irish travellers back to Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR6WdRIPV44

>cats always land on their feet

ah yes

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you lads want a go on the new FIFA?

>>65725345
>dis magic flute has been passed down for thousands of years to me from my grandfather who wuz Irish

>>65725484
no one cares mate

>>65725527
fucking hell lad your huge, what a lovely feature to have do you want to fuck my gf?

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>>65725484
I've got very broad shoulders, but
>tfw no Lalas shoulders

>>65725546
>>65725472
Really want to do this to a dog

>>65725345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG9PGqaWeo

>>65725390
Get yourself a pass lad

We have our own board now

doing a gonewildaudio

>>65725536
If we're the 5th largest economy in the world with some of the highest wages of a major European economy and we're "low income low investment" what does that make the rest of the world? Fuck off with your hyperbolic shite

>>65725571
he's a rather large fellow

why are niggers named tyrone?

isn't tyrone an irish name?

would you rather be a muslim or a tranny

>>65725558
t. narrow shouldered sissy

>>65725590
at first glance this looks like a welsh name

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lads

>>65725546
those 9 lives ran out really quickly

>>65725552
>>65725345
African Americans of Irish descent are fucking hysterical

>>65725591
as if rorke's priorties would change if we weren't "the 5th largest economy in the world"

but fact of the matter is even now, there are several areas of "low income low investment" and parliament shows it's priorties the Kim way

>>65725627
It literally doesn't.

Leave the regional banter to people who know the area mate

Another zinger coming through lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/783405079562944512

>>65725627
no it doesnt

fuck off leaf

>>65725624
muslim because then I'd instantly commit apostasy and be back to normal

>>65725626
My shoulders are actually very broad

any decent cheap simulator games on steam to recommend lads?

Listening to Brahms lads

Quite good

You're all fired unless you can tell me why you should stay in this thread

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My shoulders are so wide I cant fit through English doors

>>65725661
>thinking Parliament shouldn't look like utter shit makes you rorke
Politicians need to be constantly reminded of why their job exists and what their purpose is. Putting them in a postmodern warehouse in Scunthorpe is exactly what not to do.

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>why yes I do enjoy posting videos of cats dying and claiming to run them over, I'm a dog person you see

>>65725667
Classic. Love the Scots. Lovely people with a great sense of humour.

cant say im a fan of the mess the jews have made of the world

don't reply to him

>>65725665
>>65725693
rude

UK GDP: <2.678 trillion USD
UK Population (90% white): 64.1 million

California GDP: >2.448 trillion USD
California population (30% white): 38.8 million

Why did the UK fail as a country? what went wrong? The UK almost has 30 million more people, but after brexit, it has a lower GDP. Keep in mind california is 1 (one) state out of 50.

>>65725667
Classic!

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>>65725743

>>65725661
>the national parliament building should be shit because oh muh poor people

Fuck off

preferring dogs to cats is the biggest runt identifier

>>65725740
tell them to pick up the phone and talk to their constituents then

put them in a palace is exactly what not to do

>>65725727
Im the most intelligent poster in all of the 'chon my dear good sir!

>>65725738
>potato yank talking shit about british houses
think you confused yourself for a real yank m80

your houses are just as shite as ours

>>65725667
actually took this dumb bimbo blonde from the poorth out on a date on friday night and as we were walking down the high street we passed a waterstones and she looked at it and went on a semi-rant about how its pointless because "nobody reads any more"

wanted to deck the cunt there and then

>>65725791
cats are runts

>>65725791
good post

>>65725807
awful post

>>65725770
>but after brexit, it has a lower GDP
[citation needed]

*shows you my willy*

how's about that then

>>65725786
the vast majority of government does is for muh poor people m8 . if we were all rich we wouldn't need one

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472997520602.webm

>>65725781
i thought cats always land on their feet

>>65725804

Seem to have touched a nerve, eh?

*easily fits shoulders into a normal sized Irish house*

>>65724705
interviews are fucking easy mate

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>>65725781

>>65725109
I've actually lived in Hong Kong (my mum took me there to get away from my dad). It's an amazing place, closest I've ever been to happiness.

Yeah, the problem is I might make it through the interview and then I'll be alone at uni for another 4 years getting steadily more suicidal, plus the unholy workload that is a graduate medical degree.

>>65725795
>tell them to pick up the phone and talk to their constituents then
Most do exactly that

>>65725835
What does that have to do with what was being discussed you complete fucktard?

hate indie music

I also go over my way to run over cats, and other small animals. Quite hard to get them though, they're very alert. Only killed one.

Pigeons on the other hand are easy as fuck. I probably kill one once a fortnight. Just speed up before you get to them and the fat cunts usually just fly straight into your wheels and get popped.

>>65725831
*gets out magnifying glass*

hmmmm not very impressive

>>65725867

Just take a few valium before the interview m8, thats what I do

>>65725883
I've been driving for 7 years and never run over a pigeon once you lying twat

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mummys on a business trip for the entire week so gonna be cheeky and have a shower before bed AND in the morning

dont tell her lads

>>65725880
hate you

>>65725879
you were talking about muh poor people


do you have dementia

*echoes to infinity*

Just had a wank lads

my spunk smells wonderful

>>65725912
>not taking coke prior to the interview
id say you bore them to death

>>65725880
We'll see what my m8 Alex Turner has to say about that..

>>65725874
not really. they have PAs for that

>>65725921
Try harder.

>>65725922
*tells her*

>>65725880
as in """"""indie"""""" music nme bollocks?

or actual independent music?

agree with the former
think the latter is a spastic statement desu

cats are total scum

>>65725667
decent patter

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Hurt my back. Told my parents. Then two second later my dad goes 'anon can you help me lift some really heavy thing tomorrow? '

Genuinely really pissed me off. No empathy that cunt.

>>65725854
don't like seeding hehe

also once in a blue moon that the 'seek lets me down

>>65725927
So.. according to you because the vast majority of what the government does is for poor people (not true btw) the parliament building should reflect that and be shit? Instead of reflecting the fact that it's the seat of government of one of the top 5 countries on earth? You're an absolute retard

Is it possible to reuse filter tips lads?

Only got one and cba to go the shop and get more.

anyone ever take such a huge stinky hot wet shit that sometimes you just go fuck it and get in the shower instead because you know wiping is gonna be a cunt

cats are quite clearly intellectually superior to runty d*gs

>>65725960

Nobody likes a cokehead m8. I just look like a very calm person who does not get nervous or rattled no matter what is thrown at me, somebody who thinks before they act.

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When he first came to the mountains, his life was far away on the road and hanging by a song.
But the strings already broken and he doesn't really care,
it keeps changing fast, and it don't last for long.

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high, I've seen it raining fire in the sky.
The shadows from the starlight are softer than a lullaby.
Rocky Mountain high, Colorado. Rocky Mountain high.

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me playing with my cats
http://www.bestshockers.com/1-lunatic-2-kittens/

so, tomorrow i have to drive to dublin. dublin of all places

newfags cant triforce

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>>65725998
he was literally bantering you lad and you're too autistic to understand

he must be disappointed that you turned out the way you did

>I argue about cats and dogs on a Polynesian papercraft bulletin board

ah yes very interesting

>>65725960
ah yes, the high sugar content really gets runts hyperactive

>>65725973
I'll try harder to force your bonnet open and cut your timing belt and turn your car into a glorified street ornament

>>65726010
shame
the 2 of them make a fantastic combination though

>>65726027
yes i used to do this when i was a little 15 year old knacker

Dont be put off when it turns yellow/orange, its perfectly able to use

>>65726027
If you're a crackhead picking up nubs for the street then yeah

ah yes

>>65725998

You dad didnt raise a pussy, he expects you to either lift that really heavy thing or die in the attempt.

He still has the hammer and anvil to forge newer and better sons, dont you forget that.

>Theresa May will today announce that the UK's obligations under the European Convention on Human Rights will be suspended in any future international conflict.

wew

>>65726016
>(not true btw)
i'm not denying that the government gets sidetracked by wealthy interests but the intention at least is to address the poverty and under performance.

all I'm not saying that should be reflected in the decision to spend 6billion in reconstructions just like it is in any other . not that they have to end up in a shithole. be sensible.

why don't brits own cats or dogs? always found this strange.

did a cheeky question x >>65726059

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kitters > doggos

>>65726120
no room in their shacks for an animal

Out of bread

>>65726052
how many Valium do you take? ive took diazopam in situations similar to an interview before

>>65726081
fuck up ratboy

How funny would it be to drive down a residential road, speeding, and kill a cat in front of its owners and just drive the fuck off.

Fucking overgrown rats. Vermin. Scum.

>>65726115
surely she can't bloody do that

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>>65726067
miss the days when kev was the main gimmick on /brit/ tbqh

tim's a good substitution but still

>>65726120
Cats and dogs were made illegal during the plague and parliament haven't got round to repealing the ban

i hate it. i hate driving around the m50. HATE IT

>>65726167
What is this pic? all brits are fancy and are in good shape. That is how everyone views them atleast.

>>65726118
>i'm not denying that the government gets sidetracked by wealthy interests but the intention at least is to address the poverty and under performance.

And defence. And foreign policy. And transport. And infrastructure. And fiscal policy. And all sorts of other stuff. You're an idiot

>>65726169
went over a little boy's ball the other day and had to keep going

fat tinder bird wants to snapchat me

might get erect and send her the outline of my huge benis through my boxers and tell her she has to see the rest in person lol

or I'll probably just do a wank and decide I no longer want to fuck her because she's too fat

>>65726199
I know you're angry, but you should really think about who you might offend before posting filth like that. Retract this comment IMMEDIATELY.

will valium or whatever make me be less distracted by shit and actually focus on work/studying? what're the downsides?

would I be better off just going to the doctor and telling him i find it hard to concentrate and can I have some happy pills to concentrate?

alternatively should I start eating healthy, exercising and meditating then I won't feel so autistic all the time?

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look at this weird cat

>>65726166
haha ur mad :p literally manipulating u through simple text based posts on the internet you weak minded invalid

>>65726169
How hard are you trying right now you sad cunt lmao

>>65726208
in most of those things only where it's underperforming and they need to boost economic activity.

How funny would it be to drive down a residential road, speeding, and kill a dog in front of its owners and just drive the fuck off.

Fucking overgrown rats. Vermin. Scum.

>>65726241
and that new mohai motorway, on the way up to dublin. god its sooo long, HATE it