/brit/

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHHHHHHH

smoking a phat blunt listening to country music is great la

pass

third for anime

I DON'T WANNA DO WHAT MY DAD DID WIV A ROPE

im in me mums car
broom broom

Paris > london

>girl tells me about how she failed maths at secondary school
>next day she calls me an idiot for something
>I say 'at least I didn't fail maths'
>starts crying

Just banter ffs

28yo virgin and too scared to even message a girl on POF, never mind fuck an escort. Thankfully my health is quickly deteriorating under the torrent of substance abuse.

I'd just like to interject for a moment

Why are there so many handsome virgins in /brit/?

Kek this faggot is a /brit/ poster

https://[email protected]/profile.php?=73322363

>>65722057
snap

spoke a girl with a very cute timid little vote on the phone today at work. made me hard 2bh

captcha

she want's a man from the isle of lewis

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>>65722099
the beautiful innocent ones

wondering if chemotherapy is effective

What phone do you have lads? I'm thinking of getting a one plus 3 or maybe a second hand iphone from one of my brother's normie m8s.

>tfw a handsome virgin call centre manager

>>65722042
I mean, I can come across as really open and charismatic when talking to people but I have to make a conscious decision to do so.

Its an act and I'm boring as fuck if they get to know me

Girls don't care about your looks or how much money you make

They only care if you can dance

>>65722101
You know you can just put 'FB.com' lad

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That was faster than Big Sam kek

>>65722121
respect

why are skin ailments so prominent in the modern day?

why cant we fix them?

>>65722101
whats the name? dont have a facebook account

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>>65722156

>>65722089
good lad

nth for high suicide rates in men with incureable skin conditions


hahaha am i right lads

>>65722099

I'm not. Girls have called me ugly and laughed in my face many times.

>>65722155
LG V10

>>65722099

Why can't I be gay? They tell me I'm really attractive. It would be easy to pull desu. Instead I'm cursed with admiring girls from afar.

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my room

>>65722211
>men with incureable skin conditions
I have that.

>>65722190
>skin ailments

You mean like being black ?

>>65722211
bet you smell like formaldehyde from all the chemicals plastered on your hide.

>tfw 9/10
>born to British aristocracy
>Drive a nice car (BMW)
>Live in beautiful city
>have own apartment (nerdy roommates though)
>Wear the most expensive clothes

Why the fuck don't I have a beautiful gf?

>>65722164
I just always come across as snarky and arrogant to everybody, I'm not some sort of Chad 11/10 but I'm tall and most people consider me attractive so I tend to get away with it. Most relationships I have are toxic anyway desu

Alri lads my existence as white heterosexual non-disabled man has been given to me by other white heterosexual men by their oppression of the rest of humanity. Although I do not have bad intentions it is me and no one else that makes the lonely woman crossing the street at night shiver with fear. Why? For my body is the oppressor's body -- it continues to oppress. Patriarchy is my guilt and masculinity is my shame.

I realize that I have to become someone else. Because I refuse to live with the guilt and shame. I fumble for action. I'm looking for strategies to transform the oppressor's body. I paint my nails pink, purple lips and eyes black. I wear a dress or colourful leggings with the big shirt. I ask my girlfriend to penetrate me. I'm trying to make me feel comfortable in sexual situations with other men. I am looking for homoerotic pornography. I train myself to one day be able to sleep with them.

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Gonna put a deposit down on this.

Will I get it back or no?

Also, how do I go about test driving it when I'm not insured. Can the dealers offer temporary insurance as I'll need to drive it home too.

the normies are clonking again

i dont understand how these ''''e-celebs''' do 40 hour streams on twitch for charity

i cant go longer then 15 hours without passing out

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>>65722165

Oh i can dance

*busts a startling nae nae*
*begins 'the whip'*
*Transitions into a Dab destroys you*

>>65722101
virus do not click

>>65722184
Is Farage going to come back AGAIN?

>>65722271
>german car

fuck off paki

>>65722271

Because your genes were polluted by a chink mother.

>>65722294
looks shite

>>65722305
That's because you're weak

Once e-sports are added to the Olympics, prepare for your mind to be blown

>>65722070
>because they aren't boring
he is a bit boring
all he talks about is videogames and mostly league of legends at that.

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>>tfw 9/10
>>born to British aristocracy
>>Drive a nice car (BMW)
>>Live in beautiful city
>>have own apartment (nerdy roommates though)
>>Wear the most expensive clothes

WHAT A FUCKING FRUITTTTTT WOULD SPARK THIS WEE RAT OOT IN A HEARTBEAT

>>65722271
>own apartment
>roommates

fuck off you insipid yank twat

going to google how to dab just in case

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The gf

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>i actually really liked her

I am a joke

>>65722342
Like your face, mate. Fuck off. Like I care what you think.

>>65722245
can you tie a noose? I'm struggling over here
>>65722258
nah mate, shower every morning

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What problems bother you?

What would you want to change if you could?

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>>65722069
>I don't even chase her mate

>send her some pics of my body
>try to initiate several times
>I was driving her home the other night
>and asked her out for a drink
>I bluntly told her she has to stick to it

>>65722349
maybe the girl is not good looking and just desperate and your friend was the only one to fall for her

haven't been here for a while what have you guys been up to?

haribo gummy bears are objectively the best candy in the entire world lads

>>65722353
>>65722350
>>65722327
its Elliot Rodger you mong

Unironically had my heart broken by a half chink half Filipina haha

Love her so much but at least I don't have to have Elliot Rodger kids now

Thank God I'm A Country Boy

>>65722408
no gf

>>65722415
bad for you x

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Lads, how do I take the conversation away from shit about uni and go to seal the deal? This coversation died like this on Friday so don't intend to try and desperately salvage it but for next time.
Ignore my normie behaviour lads I'm good at blending in :^)

>>65722377
>had her actively chasing you
>let her off the hook
What are you doing lad?

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>Asked qt Chinese grill in my class on a date
>She said 'sorry, my parents would never approve'
>Facebook stalked her later
>Found her mother and fathers facebooks
>They are divorced
>Both dating white Brits
>Printed off some of these images went to class and showed her them
>She just said ''I meant they wouldn't approve because you're a fucking weirdo''

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the gf

>/brit/ has literally turned into Facebook

what a fucking shithole, don't even bother checking the thread some days

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>Like your face, mate. Fuck off. Like I care what you think.

>>65722408
Telling belgians to fuck off

leave us alone janny

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UKIP lel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1jhu8gImWM

UK

STRONK

>>65722455
Atleast shes white

>>65722377

>tfw i did something similar and told a girl who was supposed to be enamoured with me to leave me alone because i was in a bad mood.

haha. Definetly doesnt bother me 4 years on haha

>>65722402
>She asked for the pics
>why wouldn't I try to initiate sex
>why wouldn't I take her for a drink if she seems interested

You wouldn't understand, Jabba. Bet you I end up fucking her. Any money

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>>65722370

>>65722435
>gives you an opening to ask her to go see a film
>dodge it and stick vehemently to the topic of uni
What are you doing son?

>>65722415
haribos are quite nice yeah. like the smurfs ones a bit better though

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>>65722435
jesus christ lad you trying to bore her to death? some of you lads act like real runts when talking to women

This convo wasnt normie behaviour it was boring behaviour

t. norman

>>65722449
I have no idea. Screenshotted all our convos and it's just shite like that for months on end. I am a fucking retard.

>>65722465

don't be silly I'm the only belgian who ever comes here

>>65722408
brexit

>>65722101
wow i guess i am now outed
pls don't bully for being brown :(

>>65722404
she is a fat korean and kind of fugly
but desu she is a nice girl and he has a pretty cosy runtlyfe living in his mums basement with her.

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>>65722505
>s-she a-asked, I s-swear!
>OF COURSE I'D TRY TO INITIATE SEX OF COURSE I'D CHASE HER EVERY CHANCE I GET BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M CHASING HER

>>65722435

ask about what Bars she likes and shit maybe say do you wanna come to X with me sometime or some variant of that. If you are in the same city that is

>>65722501
Had a shit day and took it out on my gf and we ended up breaking up after a silly argument

Days later she sent me a message saying 'let me know if I still need to meet you' i said no.

Regret it so, so much.

Reviewbrah pls do a nod to brit in an upcoming video

>>65722377

Tell her you will plough her arse like a cornfield

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lost my moral compass yet again lads

>>65722511
WE CAN'T ALL BE BORN WITH THE GIFT OF THE GAB

girl that super liked me didn't reply lads

had a wank to the thought of shagging her as well fucks sake

once got mistaken for a famous dutch dj in fabric

guy wouldnt leave me alone, genuinely convinced i was him despite telling him numerous times i wasnt

>>65722435
why is there some xx in every texts? thought you just said that when saying goodbye or something

>>65722522
Next time you have a girl on the hook like that while ignoring her, just ask her to apologise the next time you're face to face. It's amazing how effective that is.

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The preacher man says it's the end of times
And the Mississippi River she's a goin' dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged if you go down town

I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs, and me
I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

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Will I ever make it lads?

>>65722511
I don't know how to be "gripping" when texting, and with girls in person I only open up after I've started drinking or I've known them for a while/have kissed or fucked already.

>>65722583
Haven't talked in a year, I insulted her and deleted her number in a fit of autism.

>>65722558
Keep sitting in your bedroom hating yourself and being mad at the world.

You think this is the only girl I've got anything to do with?

Come to Sheffield and I'll take you out to get your willy wet and maybe you won't be so bitter.

>nige coaching trump for the next debate

wew

>>65722394
>can you tie a noose? I'm struggling over here
What condition do you have?

>>65722618

Your friend seems nice

>>65722553
well maybe she's a nerd like your friend
nerd couples are cute. at least they share the same interests though, same ting can't be said about a lot of couples

>>65722435
yeah er should have gone straight to "are you into films then?" when she said what she did, youll have to bring up film and media again somehow but ffs why did you leave it for so long

Manifesto promise: take the pensioners benes and give it to the 18-25 yo neets

>>65722615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIV0oovj7vc

>>65722435
>Xx
>xx
>xx
>xx
>Xx
>Xx
>xx
>Xx
>xx
What is this meme?

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On my life!

>>65722509
never had em, i'll try them when i see them

>>65722690
Corbyn pls

>>65722507
Good advice never actually saw that opening

>>65722511
I know I'm a disgrace lad

>>65722602
>>65722703
t b h I just started doing it to set the tempo it just happened like that

>>65722675
I just gave up when I got curved mate as I said to >>65722507 I didn't even give it a second thought

>>65722712
Deadass

Awful fucking thread

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wish i had a qt3.14 young teacher

>>65722435
never type more text than her.
never do x's
ask her questions

shes blatantly not interest.

>>65722712
frfr b

>>65722693
very good

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>Diane James resigns as UKIP leader

WOOLFE
WOOLFE
WOOLFE

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65722660
erythrodermic psoriasis. I'm only joking though pal, although I have seriously considered it a couple times.

Gave the gf a bunch of clothes whilst we were together, we've broke up since but I saw her fucking brother wearing one of the shirts

Good mind to boot her window in and take it all back

>>65722775
primary school teacher is the patrician gf career

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lM0_7FSAB0

>>65722784
Literally disagree with two of these points

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Be honest. How many of you are non-white?
How many of you immigrated to the UK or are the children or grandchildren of immigrants?

>>65722813
nonce

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>>65722631
>I g-get so m-many females!
>YOU'RE A BITTER VIRGIN SITTING ALONE IN YOUR ROOM HATING YOURSELF AND BEING MAD AT THE WORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All that projection.

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why is normie posting so bland and boring

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is Farage going to become PM?

>>65722840
my grandad was an immigrant from germany and my mum is a canadian immigrant

>>65722813
she'll be a lefty though

>>65722844
i mean career for your gf to have you melt

>>65722840
Dad is a European immigrant desu

pooing

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>he watched dick'n'balls
>he watched yu-gay-oh
Benders. Pokemon master race coming through

>>65722867
not if i can help it

Classic American country music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rwnIqRl4gc

>>65722813

I'd have said journalist desu

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>>65722837

poofters out oi oi

>>65722840

>children or grandchildren of immigrants?

Me. Western Euros though

>legit like girl
>went for a drink with her
>really hit it off
>says she wants to meet again
>would literally marry her
>she texts and says she's got tickets for a local concert
>asks if I want to go
>absolutely snowed under at work
>no way I can go
>decline
>she asks me again a week later to go for a drink
>same situation
>some fucking cunt that I hate (and hates me too) told her he saw me out drinking that night
>a fucking lie
>she believes him
>sent her several texts and calls
>didn't reply to a single one
>can't get in touch with her
>1 week later she texts me
>''if you didn't want to go you just had to say''
>immediately call her
>no answer

Fucked right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6rjQ9VVLDI

>>65722874
>wanting your gf to spend all her time taking care of other peoples kids
bizarro cuck

>>65722840
heritage is entirely from the british isles

>>65722840
I'm Catholic so I'm not white

>>65722840

My parents are literal pakis

BIsexuals IN

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need a daddario gf

>>65722849
you're obviously the one projecting.

You've already admitted you're ugly as fuck.

>>65722918
What's fedora about my post you gimp
I'll fucking smack you into orbit mate

>>65722912
thats literally one of the worst you degenerate melt

#1 way to ensure your gf is a leftie cuckold feminist "muh strong independent womyn with a career" is to date a fucking journalist

>>65722801
>erythrodermic psoriasis
shit man i'm so sorry

>>65722840
my mother emigrated to france
from another european country though
dad side is really french. like our family has been involved in some type of group during the french revolution or some stuff like that

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mirin this fit lads

>>65722925
>Kanye West

gass yourself you normie runt

>>65722840

I have a Jamaican father and a White British mother.

>>65722926
>not wanting your gf to harness her motherly instincts and get loads of time off work

paki

>>65722840
My granddad was from Ireland but he was born in 1916 before the formation of the Irish Free State so he was born in the UK and a full UK citizen so technically not an immigrant

Going out on the pull tonight then lads?

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>>65722925
>normalfag problems

>>65722925
need to honour kill that prick

>>65722925
Damn
Ive had similar happen, girl that hates me told the girl I was seeing a bunch of lies and btfo my relationship. Feels bad 2bh

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>>65722984
think again

the headmaster ritual
swaying and grooving heavily
belter choon

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>>65722984

Right wing journalist tbpqhwy. I find clever women who are good with words sexy as fuck.

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>>65722981

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>girl i've been in love with since i was 7 gets a bf
>he's a paki
>call her up and beg her to leave him, tell her I'm a virgin
>she laughs and she describes sex with him in graphic detail while I cry

This is actually a true story lads, fucking hell.

I've seen the grand ole opry,
And I've met johnny cash
If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg

>>65723005
t. grime poster

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>>65722971

this desu

>tfw no Geordie gf

Why live

>>65723102
absolute runt of the litter

>>65723049
He's avoiding me. Not seen him since it happened.

>>65723057
>>65723075
cherry picking

I fly like paper get High like planes

All I wanna do is

>>65723102
thats pathetic, your a little fucking gimp

paki dicks are like 3.5 inches erect too, your a sadcase

>>65723018

My dad was Indian but born in Kenya when it was British so he got British citizenship.

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on the bus

>>65722987
it's not that bad. Mine looks pretty much the same as the first google image result if I dont tan reguarly and treat 2x a day. I'm still 100x better off than some poor cunt with downs or something

>wake up at half 7
>go to work at 8
>get home at half 5
>go to bad at 9
>repeat

what has my life become

>>65723105
Great post

How often do you think attractive girls have sex? Ones not in relationships I mean. Once a week? More? I have no idea.

>>65723180
>go to bad at 9

Recent graduate pls

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>>65723151
how do you take an identical picture at the same time every day

>>65723102
you deserve it tbph if this is how autistic you act

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read all of this, know at least one of wouldn't read a word of this post

>>65722992
Vive le roi

>>65723180
>earn 2.5k pm
>pocket £400 of it

just end it

>>65723147

eh, mine's like 16-16.5cm, whatever that is in inches. Girthy as fuck though. Like 15cm girth.

>stalking the ex gf's Instagram and all her new followers are Filipinos, pakis and runt of the litter black lads

I'm no Adonis but I can safely say it doesn't look like she will get anybody better than me

Anyone else occasionally get hypnic jerks when they're awake?

>>65723150
reeee don't group me in with you panjeet i'm white

got a dinner date with a qt tomorrow

it's our second date

hopefully I'll get a kiss afterwards haha

>>65723191
Whenever they want is the only real answer

>>65723191
My gf has an attractive sister who's single. She only manages to get sex maybe once every six months.

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Which one of you is this?

https://twitter.com/AltPalmer

Believe it or not lads, alot of women suffer from the same crippling depression and anxiety as you runts.

>>65723211
hummm not really hun x

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>new intern starting tomorrow
>got to fucking show him around and take him out to lunch

not a fucking babysitter Tbh

>>65723228
sometimes when I'm daydreaming about being hit by a train or something I'll do a cheeky one when the train hits

>>65723224
doesnt really matter when your a pathetic worm tho does it?

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>>65723257
Good one

>>65723257
Lmao at the very idea lad

>>65723191
girls i went to uni with were doing it multiple times a week and im not even memeing.

they would also rotate who they would do it with.

modern women lads.

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>>65723257
>women
>depression
>anxiety

Starting getting vertigo when I look up at the sky

>>65722840
i am immigrant

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>>65723232

That's not what actual white people thought. I know lots of people who are Irish-Indian mixed.

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trains

back from pooing

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really makes me think

https://youtu.be/Jj754jiMjyQ?t=21m30s


arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck lads

>>65723309
>>65723310
>>65723336
A bunch of billy elliots you lot are, your not a special snowflake

going to sleep x

>>65723400
fak of

post slags

>>65723357
kek fuck off ranjeet irish may have been discriminated against in the past but at least they're actual europeans who belong in western europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeMmavFtJ3c

there's something very comfy about Mr Bean and the early 90s

probably because it was when I was a young child

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>>65723376
ahhhh

>>65723257
>Chad and Dave talked to Sarah, this must mean they hate me, I'm so depressed
>uglu creepy guy looked at me today, i'm so anxious right now
>Chad didn't view my snapchat story omg, life literally over, kill me now
>only had sex three times this week, I am such a sad frigid cow amirite

All variations on the theme of "give me attention". Women are the runtiest runts of all tb h

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Every time I fell on you yeah every time I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But every time I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue
For you

Someone make me a cup of thé

>>65723357
You are not British. He is however.

quite possibly the worst thread in weeks

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>All variations on the theme of "give me attention". Women are the runtiest runts of all tb h

>>65723493
this one always looks weird

it's like they wanted it to be aerodynamic, but gave up

>>65723378
cor that was long did you fall in the bowl

Heading home for the weekend

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>>Chad and Dave talked to Sarah, this must mean they hate me, I'm so depressed
>>uglu creepy guy looked at me today, i'm so anxious right now
>>Chad didn't view my snapchat story omg, life literally over, kill me now
>>only had sex three times this week, I am such a sad frigid cow amirite
>All variations on the theme of "give me attention". Women are the runtiest runts of all tb h

>>65723212
wheres the rest going

>>65723507
*makes you a cup of coffee*

here you go lad

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>>65723536
I like how it looks

>>65723210
Fucking hell this is amazing

>only 3:34
>still have 1800 calories due by midnight

hate this bulking meme

>>65723257
just pissed myself

>>65723539
not quite

i did flush twice tho

poo is liquid atm cos im ill

haha

>>65723588
Literal runt

>Chad and Dave talked to Sarah, this must mean they hate me, I'm so depressed
>uglu creepy guy looked at me today, i'm so anxious right now
>Chad didn't view my snapchat story omg, life literally over, kill me now
>only had sex three times this week, I am such a sad frigid cow amirite
>All variations on the theme of "give me attention". Women are the runtiest runts of all desu

>>65723536
you're just used to the old ones

okay so i am watching a new TV series and i have narrowed it down to 5 shows. please rank these in order from best to worst

mad men, the leftovers, oz, six feet under, boardwalk empire

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>>65723561

doing an early sleep

rock this party

dance everybody

don't stop move your body

EMMA WATSON DANCE NOW

>>65723507
*makes a cup of créme de menthe*

>>65723553
rent
council tax
income tax
car + insurance
mobile
food
gas, electric water internet

>>65723642
might join you :)

>>65723602
lol get well soon dont make like a flower and 'wilt' lol

lads what the FUCK

just updated my 2012 macbook to the newest OS (sierra) and it's become an unusable pile of WANK

every fucking 5 seconds it comes up with that little spinny thing saying it's loading/thinking

it takes about 30 seconds to open a new tab after clicking on a link

fuck's sake

inb4 >mac

got it as a christmas present like 4 years ago

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>>65723210
Absolutely brilliant

Main reason i sleep now is because real life gets too depressing

cracking out a wank as they say

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>>65723691
>just updated my 2012 macbook to the newest OS (sierra) and it's become an unusable pile of WANK
>every fucking 5 seconds it comes up with that little spinny thing saying it's loading/thinking
>it takes about 30 seconds to open a new tab after clicking on a link
>fuck's sake
>inb4 >mac
>got it as a christmas present like 4 years ago

>>65723641
>videogames
>using Windows instead of superior GNU/Linux

>>65723662
youre being very wasteful if youre bills are that much every month

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>>65722972
>N-NO U

>>65723691
planned obsolescence

all companies do this

newer software updates generally run worse on older hardware to encourage dumb people to upgrade their hardware

98 pound long sleeved polo top arrived lads and it fits nicely

How long do your grades matter from your graduate degree? If I get a job while I'm already in grad school, will my grades ever matter?

Its not like my current employer would care.

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guccifer leaked the clinton foundation documents

proof of pay to play corruption

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>>65723641

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>Lad at work walking past my desk says I look like Cillian Murphy
>I know I don't look anything like him but it's nice to hear something positive I guess
>All the girls in the vicinity make faces at each other and one says 'yeah...just no'

Bad feel lads

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>>65723691
Install Gentoo

>>65723733
mate do know how much rent is? or are you from the poorth?

>>65723736
Nice reaction images, mate. Your mum must be so proud of that folder of yours.

>waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah im so DEPRESSED
>noooo nooooooooo women cant be depressed thats reserved for ugly socially retarded spiteful cunts with no real problems like me
>waaaaaaaaaaaah ONLY ME!!!111!!!! ONLI I CAN B DEPRESS!!!1!!!

autistic twats tbqh

UKIP are a joke party

>>65723691
if I was given a macbook as a present I'd sell that shit straight away and buy something decent

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>>65723691
>thinking
made ME think
now I have a little spinny thing

>>65723765

>pound long

pound is a weight measurement you fucking spastic

>>65723765
what make
thinking of buying some long sleeve t shirts

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Sometimes I think about my parents and it really makes me sad

They're getting old. Mum is alone. Dad is losing his marbles. He had a pretty shite life anyway. Fucking hell why does this shit happen.

>>65723798
desu NEETs hardly have any real problems or responsibilities

>>65723796
you're clearly the one upset in the conversation mate, you also seem like a massive cunt

>>65723829
My dad already died so I don't have to worry about him dying in the future.

don't know where I'm going wrong

>>65723829
How is your dad losing his marbles?

>>65723787
hes butters anyway who cares

>>65723793
are you memeing about being from london

Honestly don't care for sex desu

Just want to lie down with somebody and feel accepted and comfy

>>65723829
>tfw the oldest
>will be expected to arrange their funerals

Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Brazil in November and never coming back

>>65723829
Honestly will probably off myself when my mum dies.

Not even a lonely permavirgin or anything I just really love my mum.

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post your 4chan folder size

I took this a while back so its larger now

>tfw lenovo

literally kill me
I think Apple are the only decent laptop makers out there after Sony stopped making Vaios

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>>65723796
Why are you so upset? Is it because you know I'm right?

>>65723864
I'm not even mad. Sat here enjoying my last night off work.

Why am I a cunt?

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>>65723787
kek

>>65723879
do me a favour

>>65723903
gayyyy

Hello, how are you?

Yes, you!

How's it going?

I'm back up at my parents at the minute and my old 2009 Windows Vista 2.5Ghz processor 4MB RAM dinosaur that I haven't used in ages runs like a charm lmao. Amazing since it's been sat here fro so long doing nothing.

Browsing depop for some
~ wavey garms ~

>>65723879
lol delusional

>>65723684
lol ty joss

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>>65723912

>>65723787
>One of my mates makes fun of me having a big nose
>All the girls jump in and say my nose is great
Why are women so afraid of a bit of banter?

>>65723879
loool check out this hetero mong

How is it that literally 95% of the population has a gf/wife?

Even the most decrepit broken people seems to have a wife

>>65723878
He's just getting very strange. Random outbursts of anger, keeps ranting about everything in the world. He banged his head a while back and went to hospital, it started then.

He lost his job and had to take a pay cut of 50% before anyone would take him on because he's so nutty.

He's borderline homeless, got no savings. He's lost loads of money gambling as well.

Just generally looks and sounds like a man whose life is collapsing. Not really sure what to do.

>>65723924
>>65723948
hes got a cracking jaw but thats it

>>65723978
theyre just scared youll start self harming

>>65723917
acer master race

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475544427268.webm

>>65723829
didn't need this feel
with the way my sister handles money and the fact that my brother has been diagnosed with autism means I'm going to be the only one to have power of attorney over my parents when they inevitably ask me to take it
they've already talked to me about it because my nan gave my dad power of attorney

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>>65723917
I love my Chinkpad honestly
its just so robust and perfect, plus it runs Linux right out of the box

Apple computers have netbook tier specs and are made for tech illiterate people

>>65723992
What kind of a stat is that mate
Not even close la

>>65724043
cute :3

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>there are 3 million irish born (BORN) people living abroad

wtf come home you wankers we need your money

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>tfw to smart to use Windows