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West Belfast edition
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cara
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
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/brit/ sucks so much ass might aswell recall it to /shitlickers/
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L O N D O N
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>>65718011
Are you saying you are a male version of her? pls respond
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pooing
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>>65718148
>I said, pick up the SOAP!
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>>65718148
How do you do it Ludford? whats your quick draw secret?
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bloke down the pub tried to sell me a stake in 4chan
wish he'd stick to dvds ffs
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new thread
new me
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No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."
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>>65718148
waste of a first post
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>>65718148
>[Deleted]
lmao for what
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Thoughts on the Class 950 lads?
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Holy shit there's literally a board you have to pay to shitpost on. We've literally got 4chan gold and special snowflake statuses
moot are you out there? Google must have paid you a decent amount by now, save your baby
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>>65718175
t. Russian licker
>>65718199
He sits in the catalog refreshing once it gets about the time for a new
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just got myself a home-made coffee enema, but it didn't go very well
apparently i should have let it cool first.
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The fall of 4chan is evident, it draws many a comparison to the fall of rome
>Jannies abusing their powers (does it for free ffs)
>An influx of redditors
>Incompetent leadership
>Economic strain
>An influx of shitposting, putting absolutely 0 into the gimmick economy
>Strange and foreign fetishes being introduced e.g. blacked
>Divisions between boards, elitism, VIP boards
>"Meme magic" and various cancerous sects
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>>65718244
bet she wont order anything
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>>65718245
/vip/er master race
Welcome to the future captchafag
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>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic barista
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>>65718214
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>>65718244
she has really wide shoulders and a really long neck
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>>65718244
me on the right
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UNIT 1
PERIOD STUDY 1
GIMMICKRY, PERSONALITY AND SOCIETY IN /brit/ c.2013–2016
Answer ONE question in Section A and ONE question in Section B
>Section A
>Answer one question only from this section
1. How successfully did Poleaboo establish himself as a /brit/ personality?
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2. How far do you agree that Lisicki edits were the dominant form of gimmick culture in /brit/ from 2014-2015?
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>Section B
>Answer only one question from this section
3. To what extent did reddit migration and the rise of redditflags have on the fall of quality within /brit/?
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4. Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?
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>>65718279
sounds like my kind of gyal
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Reminder if you are wearing shoes of this style in 2016 you are a confirmed drone runt and your pineal is dangerously calcified.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
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>>65718321
Fuck off
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>>65718352
not much arse on you, mate
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>>65718321
sad cases
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>>65718343
like how you didn't you basic this time you nignog twat
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Weigh 640,000 kg fully loaded and built like a strategic airlift cargo aircraft made in the former Soviet Union
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>>65718318
*tries to lift up sleeve and read cheat notes underneath but sees the invigilator walking towards me*
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>>65718389
>like how you didn't you basic this time you nignog twat
Nice England runt
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>>65718380
>>65718362
your words DO hurt people
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>>65718237
Literally just a 150 with lots of expensive equipment attached to it.
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>>65718362
Rasheed
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Thoughts on the Class 142; the Official locomotive of the so-called Northern Powerhouse?
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finished the novels of kafka
don't think hes that good
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>>65718278
dont want 4chan to be bought by someone who is involved in a legal dispute
the website will be seized as shrekli wont comply with police (eg. fappening) because he thinks he is some criminal gangster
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Thoughts on the Class 68 lads?
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>>65718464
big if true
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>>65718464
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>>65718190
me on the left
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>>65718244
me on the knee
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NEED A Shoe0nHead gf
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>>65718398
I prefer the Spruce Goose.
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doing a sip
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>>65718464
this is nicer than the trains we have here
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*turns on blues and twos*
Alright mate pull it over
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as the originator of the /britvip/ gimmick id like you to stop because im not giving hrioshima my credit card info so he can steal my money
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always get very sad and not very happy in the evenings lads
don't like it
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>>65718343
>2016
>roshe ones
is anybody really still wearing those? I wear frees, pegasus and ultra boosts desu
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>>65718584
>a pound of fruit in every bottle
FOY
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>>65718584
Nice yank beverage
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>>65717849
George you old slag
it's the Brent mister general
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>>65718586
It depends on what part of the country you come from
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>>65718615
fuck off mong
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been ignoring this huge lump on my gum for about 6 months now
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>>65718595
work tomorrow
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yeah my mate fingered zac efron outside of an underage disco in dublin
AMA
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>massive influx of 'sheeds
>death of railway culture and the urban trolley
>motorways
all in the same time period. coincidence? I think not. There's a reason they call them cageniggers,
trainspotting is british culture and if your opinion is anything other than positive or neutral you're probably a 'sheed.
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gf has been sacked lads
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>>65718615
ulaan bataar is by far the most polluted place i've ever been
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the woke gf
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>>65718707
>woke
Good god nigger culture is insufferable
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>tfw too woke for /brit/
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>>65718736
it's the pineal gland gimmick with a different word
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>>65718464
Don't forget that they've being replaced by former Underground trains with diesel engines found in the Ford Transit
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>>65718586
funnily enough the british government did try to sell the 142s to the canadians in '86
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>Mrs May says she could not remember declaring as a teenager that she wanted to be prime minister
Wonder what May wanted to do to the country when she was young desu.
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Liking this Anglo-Nippo alliance
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i have to ride a fucking 142 twice a day
occasionally there might be a nice train on the way to/from work, it's remarkable how much more pleasant modern trains are to those old shitboxes
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Drunk as hell watching british tv wishing I was born a brit. At least I'm anglo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
choon
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>>65718684
neutral 2bh
you are correct that 'sheeds get triggered by it
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>>65718613
See plenty of fuccbois in them every single day in town.
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>>65718810
she wanted to be cute
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>>65718840
>At least I'm anglo
>t. Gianni Krausenheimer-Hernandez
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
literal choon
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>>65718884
>My PM can't be this cute
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>>65718840
>At least I'm anglo
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Ardoyne's in North Belfast la. Unsure how I feel about this edition.
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>>65718830
I think it's a treat when a 150 operates my service to or from work instead of a 142
Anywhere else in the country, if a 150 replaced your train home you'd be super dissapointed
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>>65718840
fuck off kraut
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>>65718760
Pretty sure people who say "stay woke" aren't being ironic though.
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>>65718705
I did not see a single white person in London.
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>>65718885
>>65718906
>>65718918
he fucking got you
im disappointed lads
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normans get off my board bweeeeeeeee
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>>65718940
>implying you weren't the actual target
we fucking got you m8 hahaha
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>>65718936
maybe try opening your eyes fully next time
oh wait you can't haha
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>>65718917
this exactly, 150s are the trains i may get 1 time out of 10 if i'm lucky
i get that nice tingly feeling in my bollocks when i see one of these semi-decent trains pulling into the station than a shitty 142
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJ2FbVBvyE
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>>65718977
fucks sake
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>>65718978
I never went to London because I'm too poor ahaha
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>>65718982
I had a 156 replace my 142 recently
I came all over the place
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Doing a remember about that awkward flirting her and I did. It was like the pair of us were 12 years old or some shit.
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>>65719018
can you see the yurt villages from your flat?
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1 month tomorrow until the next sesh with the lads fuckin gonna be the longest month of my life
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>>65719059
fuck off underage
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>>65719040
these trains had better start operating in the teesside area soon
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>>65719069
read this as "next sersh" and had a bit of a cry
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Upsets me to see more and more frequent use of 4chinz maymays outside of 4chinz itself
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>>65719059
>tfw turned down sex as a 12 year old like a retard and have never had the opportunity since
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>>65719018
how do you feel about the Chinese destroying your country with heavy industry?
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>tfw 5'9 16 stone skinnyfat
really need to recomp and get jacked
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have a tummy ache lads
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Train's here
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Train anoraks MUST leave this thread now.
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>>65719156
she'd be creaming all over this cock of mine. neighbors would certainly hear
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hurry up with my pizza mohammed
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>>65719187
rasheed
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>>65719084
We're both in our 20s.
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nnnnnnnnnhhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngngngggggggggggg lnhngrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGGGGGGGGGHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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where do we go when 4chan dies
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>tfw 1224sq ft and built like a 4 bed Barratt newbuild
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>>65719215
mohammed "the unstoppable"?
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holy shit
i just created a binaural reese bass and it's fucking FAT
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>>65719268
We destroy the world
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>working Saturday
>still 4 working days left of the week
>then 1 (one) day of rest then 5 more working days
is this how humans are meant to live
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how did we survive before teeth brushes
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>>65719146
youre an obese manlet mate
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*enters /brit/*
*sniffs the air*
*notices a distinct shit-cotton blend smell*
Yank hours draw near....
*loads the gun*
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why do you lot mock barratt new builds? home ownership of any type is a pipe dream for the vast majority of people under 30. i'd love to have a house, regardless of what it was
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>tfw the gf has congenital central hypoventilation syndrome
scares me a lot it does, lads
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>>65719349
>Two week holiday coming up after this week
>Going to Germany with the GF for a week
>Gonna be able to stay up and watch the US presidential debate Sunday
>Get paid at the end of this week too
>Got a bonus and mileage coming in
Literally can't wait
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>>65719349
ah yes, retail
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mum's fucking grounded me so I can't go to the astral plane any more ffs
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Trains are objectively a Rorke topic
If you tell us to leave you're definitely a Rasheed
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>>65719358
processed foods didn't exist so our teeth weren't subjected to barrage of sugars
t. food and historian expert
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>>65719309
set me some deep arse asmr then
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>>65719362
You determine the time by how long you haven't washed yourself lad? Strange but then again you're australian
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>>65719390
Sent from my financed iPhone 7 in my 20 year mortgaged baratt new build in the greater manchester commuter belt
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>>65719268
idk
every other chan is either slow as fuck or just shit, imageboard culture is archaic now, shit like Reddit and similar sites are the big dogs now.
desu Hiro is a complete idiot, even opening a pateron would bring at least some extra income.
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>>65719268
At this point I don't think it's going to die per se, it's just going to turn to complete shit to a point where we won't really want to browse here anymore.
We'll know of its existence, it might make the news here or there but its roots will be completely lost and we'll have no desire to come here
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>>65719396
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>>65719418
I work in a call centre actually and I'll have you know it is VERY important work, reflected in the generous pay packet of £16.5k.
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reminder girls don't wash
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>>65719349
>working tomorrow, thursday and saturday
just end it all now ;_;
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>>65719145
Part of me wants to modernize, (because I like electronics) but sometimes I wish we could all return to the old ways.
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Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?
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lads
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>>65719503
can you prove that you're even mongolian?
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>>65719268
the 'tube
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>>65719503
Yout not real mongol u porxy bich
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found this on my brothers laptop
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MONGOLS OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65719449
reddits been on the way out for years, plus it's been taken over by sjw nolife mods on a powertrip
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>tfw 5'6 16 stone
skinnyfat sucks
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pajamas
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Just been out for a pint with me dad
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i've been on /brit/ the longest AMA
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>>65719583
Would heem them both tbqh
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Back from the gym lads
Caught some milfs mirin
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All I want to do is live a comfy and undisturbed life in the Pacific Northwest, but I'm afraid to leave England and my family behind desu.
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>>65719583
is that his bastard son?
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>>65719604
YOU'LL DO NUTTIN
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>>65719590
when did you fall on your cunt fucking head and forget that ive actually been here the longest?
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The Middle Ages never happened and it's currently the year 1719.
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>>65719590
wuu2
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>>65719618
yeh. he prefers him to his other fat lazy sons.
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>>65719575
I mean similar megasites, Facebook and Reddit are more or less the same deal now.
though things like twitter, instagram and snapchat are more popular, which are barely anything.
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hating on the kid
but I don't want to live
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>>65719583
The guy on the right reminds me of someone but I can't quite place him
fuck sake hate it when this happens.
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who /cheekyboostofgak/ here
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>>65719645
>all of the good kings never existed
Uncomfy thought
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>>65719688
its chuck norris you stupid cunt
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i can't stop myself saying leave when I mean leaf
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>>65719657
that can be arranged
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>>65719650
god i wish i was arnie's bastard son. He's set for life
What are his other sons like?
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>>65719726
#justukipthings
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>>65719561
WENGA IN
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Nostalgia
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>>65719638
yeah but nah because that's me
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>>65719396
yep
pretty fucking bent
as i had suspected
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>>65719724
What really?
Not really a fan of Norris so I haven't seen any pictures of him recently.
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solved israel palestine lads (have a method)
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big fan of vintage gimmicks
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alright mohammed what've you done with my fucking pizza
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>>65719648
chillin
u
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/brit/ I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN here in the tread!
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my life is meaningless without her
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>>65719770
Age of War? Looks ridiculously more simple than I remember
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>>65719817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c
memes have transcended the digital and entered reality
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>>65719775
sorry do i know you?
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>>65719844
yes
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Lads its so cold
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There are people ITT with this jacket
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>>65719867
your (and her) life is meaningless anyway senpai just do a bit of bouldering and you'll be sweet
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>>65719883
fingered you outside a club in marlow
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>>65719817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvRh1jHLveA
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>>65719928
youll have to be more specific
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my foot on the left
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>>65719922
>slashes your back so all the stuffing bursts out
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>>65719770
Beat this a couple weeks ago.
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Reminder: ISIS at 20:42
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How easy is it to fit a front door? I don't like mine.
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just shat in a pakis mouth
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>>65719955
this you yeah
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/brit/ meetup at creation indoor climbing centre this weekend midday sunday
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>>65719996
do it to me next
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>>65719922
It's Goretex. You heard about Goretex?
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>>65719999
me smack dab in the middle
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>>65720000
I'll be there :3
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>>65720016
alright open wide
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>>65719999
that's shooped, i know this girl
here's a real picture of her
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>>65720031
really jos'
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the gf
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wharrgblglg haha
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any coke man in
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>>65719960
God what a fucking nerd.Just look at the fucking state of him.
Can anybody crop him out please?
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This is a goddamn rollercoaster... I could probably green-text this, and it would take a few separate posts, so I'll try to TL:DR; it instead. If anyone believes me or atually wants me to greentext, I'll probably do it later tonight, it'll help me collect my thoughts, lol...
>be me
>in a 6 year relationship
>going to skip a ton of steps here
>move to new city with gf (who is the literal definition of a cuckold, btw, she's raising my kid)
>ex-gf (baby's mother) planning on moving to this city as well
>Gf and I find duplex, decide top appartment is nice and want it
>landlord calls, says bottom is also available
>think to myself "man if ex lived downstairs it would be so much easier for the kid, logistic-wise
>we go through with it, she is living downstairs I have the top with GF.
>skipping a ton of steps again
>sum it up - shit isn't going that well with GF
>ex starts getting flirty
>playfully hits me at some point, can tell by the look in her eye
>we text for half hour today, think about old times, she wants the D, BADLY
>I deleted the texts, obviously.
>just chilling, had to go jerk to fix raging blue balls
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just met the new so-called "flatmate" lads
solid lad
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rasheed ?
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Remember being fairly stoned and howling for hours on end when pic related took place
Probably my favourite /brit/ moment, what's yours?
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>>65720093
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>>65720093
k
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>>65720125
Did not read a single word of this post.
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>tfw haven't browsed /brit/ for 2 days and the rest of 4chan is immeasurably better
Honestly don't know how I stuck you runts for so long. The gimmicks elsewhere are so much better, the anons are nicer, and much less inbred. Honestly makes me chuckle thinking I ever even thought this place was anything more than a runt litter.
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>>65720051
who keeps editing my selfies ffs. this is the original
>>65720066
ur missing an s """"pal""""
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>>65720000
Can we get Caspian pizza after?
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>>65720093
for you sweetie
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>>65720125
read 2 lines and stopped
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>>65720169
me ont right
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talked with a Venture Capitalist about my business idea last week, not seeking an investment, but knowing I could trust him to bounce my idea off of.
Told him about the proven tech and systems already in use, just not in my region (it's a very regional product and not economically viable to to ship more than 100 miles).
He loved it and asked me a bunch of questions and was shocked how little I needed to get it going. (His company doesn't invest under $1 million and I only need $50,000.) He suggested I do an R&D/understanding trip to a facility already doing what I plan to do.
Told him about another place would give tech demonstration and actually help other regional facilities get off the ground but I simply could not afford the trip + consultation fees.
Anyway, I get a letter in the mail today from him. It included a check to cover the trip + fees!
I couldn't believe it. The note said, "I don't want anything in return, I just ask that you only spend it on your project. You just need a break to get going."
So now I'm coordinating with my sister to have her come stay here when I go on my trip (just 2 days, really).
Sorry for the blog... Other than M*** here helping me out with my membership last month, this is the best thing to happen to me in awhile.
Just had to share with someone since I don't have friends.
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>just chilling, had to go jerk to fix raging blue balls
how bizarre, how bizarre
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the enlightened gf
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Unironically colouring in a mandala lads. This is what my life has sunk to.
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I'm playing CS:GO again lads aha lets piss some kids off
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>>65720203
alri 1142?
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>>65720144
not sure if anyone here will remember but there ws 2 threads which were literally just this picture being posted over and over again
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>browsing /brit/
>eating lunch
>delicious fucking apple
>read while i eat
>suddenly remember to take off the sticker
>cant find the sticker
>i fucking ate it
>mfw
am i going to die?
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>>65720224
Bet they got their dreads chemically put in
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ugh ugh UGH
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do you ever wank a bit without any intention of finishing
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me at the back
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The yanks have a new high-speed train lads
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Unironically colouring in a mandela lads. This is what my life has sunk to.
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>>65720157
213
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>>65720246
don't think so
I remember those threads were we kept hitting the image limit before the bump limit to piss the janny off
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>>65720292
>that sneaky vinay
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>>65720313
Nothing on HS2
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>>65720313
We don't use trains though
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the din dins
what kind of seasoning does it need?
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>>65720395
Their is actually up and running
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>>65720216
good lad if this is true
best thing about America is you can still make ideas happen if you work hard, make a solid plan, and get in touch with the right people.
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>>65720395
me on the left
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kebabs here
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>>65720292
identify the corpulent slope between kev and fatcam
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>>65720405
why do you need seasoning it already looks like winter haha
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>>65720405
vinegar desu
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>Interest added
>Gross interest £0.02 Tax deducted £0.00
sick
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>>65719817
A IS FOR APPLE
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interesting piece of information: brit/pol/ on cripplechan /pol/ got purged by germanboo mods so they made a /britpol/ board that is now pretty decently active (for cripplechan standards)
they have flags and everything it's looking decent so far. if you're an uber-rorke it might be for you.
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>>65720216
Actually pretty cool man. Good luck if true
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>>65720395
me 8th on the right
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>>65720425
You'll be up and running too when I swing a punch at you
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Uni? Nah, not a fan.
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>>65720292
no me
mixed feel
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>>65720448
finally a good post from a leaf
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>>65720436
think it's just a generic fedorapost neckbeard
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>>65720503
Don't think so mate
I'm 6'4 built like a brick shithouse
I'd crush your spine with two fingers
Think on
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any of you lads play the euromillions tonight?
>tfw if I won the lottery I'd probably have a heart attack
It makes me nervous as fuck when the jackpot's that big, I'd honestly rather win just seven figures
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>>65720535
should of gone with >>65720246 or the one with the funny sunglasses if you ask me
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>>65720556
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>>65720556
What's the first thing you buy if you win?
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Lads describe yourselves and then state if you're virgin. I want to see if anyone here is as pathetic as me.
>6 foot
>dark hair and eyes
>medium build
>almond shaped eyes
>no spots or facial blemises
>no beard
>symmetrical face, perfectly proportioned features
>kissless virgin
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>>65720608
>should of
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>>65720556
the lottery has no place in a meritocratic society
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brb have to stir the stew (literal)
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>tfw to sofistacaited for /birt/
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>>65720608
>should of
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>>65720470
Stop trying to get us to go on your shitty excuse for a chan
4chan until I die
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>>65720514
Unlucky zac x
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Genuinely think I'm gay lads.
I always thought benders were just melts who choose it, but I've been finding myself attracted to men.
I can't cum from wanking unless it's to gay porn and in the street I've been looking at guys and wondering what it would be like to be fucked by them. With that in mind I do not like the idea of a relationship with a man.
Am I just sexually frustrated?
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>>65720556
I always fantasise about that first morning after. Waking up and just logging into your banking app to see fucking numbers off the screen would be insane.
>>65720642
It's a people think they're much better looking than they are and it's just a cruel aligning of the stars that has caused them to be a virgin episode!
Protip, you're not as goodlooking as you think you are.
T. guy who is actually good looking but autistic but still gets sex.
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holding in a shit
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>>65720704
maybe next time, eh
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>>65720716
>Am I just sexually frustrated?
No, you're bisexual
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>>65720556
I win the lottery every day: I don't play
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>>65720470
infinite chan code is archaic as fuck, it would never be able to manage even a fraction of 4chan's population.
not to mention its run out of Thailand off of disability bennies.
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>>65720716
you gay?
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>>65720642
>5'4"
>Brown hair and hazel eyes
>Stocky build but also overweight on top of it
>Not sure how I would describe my eye shape
>No spots or facial blemishes, although I have eczema on my hands and feet
>no beard
>Face is fairly symmetrical
>Kissless, Hugless, handholdless virgin
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>>65720642
>6"1
>blonde hair, green eyes
>athletic build
>ugly face
>neat hair and beard, a few spots/blemishes but not many
>handful of sexual experiences, mostly when drunk but not all, never had gf
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>>65720716
queer bent bum loving batty boy bender
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>>65720716
bi master race
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>>65720716
You are just a submissive bitch, lad.
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>>65720716
bit gay
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what's wrong with Durham?
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>>65720646
>>65720693
fuck of
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>tfw /tr/ is better than /brit/
>tfw all the turks are asleep so you have to blend in with the white people
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>>65720826
DURRRR, ham
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>>65720724
This. Its hilarious how good looking everyone that posts here is yet they remain virgins
I'm like you, I'm tall and handsome and terrible around girls, yet I've still shaged 10 different girls because THEY approached me at parties and bars.
If you're handsome, you would've fallen into sex by now
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>>65720783
>5"4
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gamergate and the fappening are directly responsible for the current state of 4chan
the "alt-right" meme isn't helping
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Is the new FIFA any good lads?
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>>65720470
/brit/ alone probably gets more traffic than most of the boards on deadchan
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>>65720760
>>65720810
That could be it
>>65720780
Don't know
>>65720806
>>65720825
Didn't enjoy reading these posts
>>65720817
Maybe I just need someone to take advantage of me
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>>65720826
>what's wrong with Durham?
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>>65720858
would rather be 5'4 than an anime nonce tbqh
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>>65720724
Take that back
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>>65720875
yeah lad you can kick the ball forward and sideways and back
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would love to wank with a few lads but dont think i'd like doing sex with them though
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>>65720853
Completely this, scientific studies show we all estimate ourselves to be about 10 times better looking than we are.
I'm literally the most awkward, autistic, unsmooth person ever and I've had one night stands and all sorts.
It's not some cruel fate, you're just not as good looking as you think you are.
Some lads are proper deluded and it really riles me up.
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>>65720858
Life is not fair.
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>>65720633
Probably give my parents the money desu
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>>65720892
chat shit one more time and we'll see what's good
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>>65720908
Hmmmm
Interdasting
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If you're under 5'7 you should end yourself
t. 5'7 normie
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https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
New
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Genuinely feel bad for men that bald at a young age, and short men.
Can't imagine the feeling of helplessness when you realize you are or have either of those things and how detrimental they are to your social and sexual life.
There is no place in the world for these people unless they severely make up for it in other departments.
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>>65720923
also some people are just cripplingly awkward
I've had girls approach me but I've never had a relationship with a girl come close to reach the 1 year make because I'm such a fuckup
I also blow a lot of "for sure" dates due to me being awkward and stupid.
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>>65720918
But like holding each others willies or just watching each other wanking?
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>>65720963
would rather be 3 feet tall with an arm for a leg and teeth sticking out of my spine than be a smelly anime watching nonce melt
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doctor said i need to get a radiology done at the hospital
hope it's nothing bad
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>>65720918
that's gay
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>>65721039
yeah touching with maybe kissing
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Know normies that are 5'6/7 and shag loads of birds
It's not just your height that's letting you down
t. ugly autistic lanklet
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Still on a high from my wank earlier
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>>65720514
>>65720436
compromise
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best position to hit my prostate with a suction cup dildo?
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>>65721068
alri porridge
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>>65721068
>kiss them
>no sex
youre a pathetic gay
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>>65721054
I'll kick your fuck in
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>>65721055
define bad
is cancer bad? cos you probably have cancer lad
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>Anon? Yeah, I know him, he's a creep.
Just like that, with one simple word, she has reduced your value to zero, to anybody within earshot. All your gains, maxes, training, discipline, aesthetics - worthless.
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>>65721026
Again, probably not as good looking as you think you are.
I've posted it a million times but I've had women literally say 'look let's have sex' because I'm not getting the message.
If you're not getting this sort of message, you're probably not good looking.
>Girl asks me to walk her home after a date
>Invites me in for coffee
>Tell her I don't drink tea or coffee
>She looks awkwardly and tells me to think about it
>Tell her I'll come in for a water instead
>Get to her room
>Start fumbling about
>She finally gets bored and says 'anon you didn't come up here to look at stuff'
That's how I knew i was both autistic but reaosnably attractive.
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>>65721117
right wing
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>>65721133
no anime nonce would stand a chance against me
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>>65721137
yea that kind of bad
if it's something not life threatening then im fine with it.
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>>65721133
notified thames valley police re this post
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>>65720724
>>65720853
>>65720923
>tfw know im a 4/10 who's shit with women
does this mean im actually a 1/10 who will never know a woman's touch?
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italian lad just complimented me on my gains
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>>65721054
literally nothing wrong with anime lad
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new
>>65721219
>>65721219
>>65721219
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>>65721184
Fingers crossed for cancer, laddie. Death is one of the greatest gifts, you will learn to appreciate it.
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hes fast
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>>65721170
Absolutely. I'm abysmal at making the first move so the last few girls I've hooked up with literally have said
"Yeah, you suck at making the first move"
"Or yeah, I didn't leave a bar to come back to your place to watch a movie"
Or even before we leave the bar, I'll get "So are you going to make a move or what because my friends want to leave soon".
It falls into your lap if you are reasonably attractive
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jan's here
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>>65721117
Make sure you angle it so it's going into your bum
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>>65721170
Fuck I remember your stories. Get me howling everytime.
>I don't like tea or coffee
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>>65721227
down down to goblin town
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>>65721217
Not a fan of how people use the /10 scale
4/10 is just under average, you probably are a 1/10 (bottom 10%)
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>>65721196
notified my 50 inch biceps to throw you out this hemisphere
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autisem
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>>65721170
I haven't talked to a girl for longer than 10 minutes for about 5 years.
I think you're underestimating the depths of autism of which I am capable.
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>>65721249
idk not feeling like I should die right now haha
I mean im a bit scared because I've been feeling bad health wise lately but I hope it's not cancer
still have some stuff to experience
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>>65718276
juliocesar was like a final boss on that times, vercin do his best has any hero
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>>65721258
Based American lad knows what's up. Top lad.
Welcome to the attractive but completely fucking redundant at flirting and probably a bit autistic club.
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>>65721170
desu I had a girl ask me to her apartment to have some drinks since no one else was home and we would be alone but I said no because I'm retarded
I also patted a girl on the head once when she said she would suck my dick, then she gave me a dirty look and left.
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>Hello everybody. I am...
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Settled on a first motor. Won't be able to view it for another week though. Really hope it doesn't sell.
Also, how would I go about test driving it as I don't have any insurance.
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>>65721170
That;'s just being retarded. I haven't had a conversation of a romantic sort with a girl for over 4 years.
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>>65721170
Have this one mate who's totally autistic with women
This post reminded me of him, had a decent laugh
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>>65721218
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>>65721303
ok
good to know
th-thanks for that
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>>65721312
No, he's not under-estimating your lack of autism. He's saying you aren't that attractive, because if you were, she wouldn't have given a shit about your autism.
She would've stayed and kept chatting. Thats what girls do to guys when they think you're attractive, no matter how shit your personality has been
Especially if you are at a bar or other social gathering
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I enjoy every petepost
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>>65721258
>Or yeah, I didn't leave a bar to come back to your place to watch a movie
Literally me too Anon
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Rolling out the classic
>Get invited into girl's house
>Dry humping and rolling about on the bed whilst tonguing
>She takes her top off
>Try to get her bra off but it's like a rubix cube.
>She eventually takes it off
>Tells me to stop being so shy and feel her boobs
>Whispers to me 'anon, what're you thinking?'
>I say 'you have very soft skin, all credit to your moisturiser'
>She gets tired and says she's going to bed and I have to leave
Fuck that was a bad night. Good laugh now though
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>lads I'm so autistic when I went on a FUCKING DATE WITH A WOMAN I didn't even ask her to fuck
>lel I am such an autist right
Christ fuck off
I have never been on a date or even held a romantic conversation you normie fuck.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKIZkE1BZ8c
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>>65721428
shit story
kill yourself you useless pleb
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Miss her so much lads
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>>65721438
medals in the post
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>like girl
>she has a BF but has said she likes me too
>go to gym
>send her some pics of my body
>says she can't stop thinking about it and telling me how handsome I am
>always dropping hints about sex
>try to initiate several times
>says no everytime
>just says ''I can't''
Why the fuck are you flirting with me if you don't want me? Seriously, don't FUCKING do this!
>>
spoke to no fewer than 9 girls today
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>>65721428
That was retarded and none of that happened
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>>65721170
Lad, I'm an absolute scrotum and I've still had women do this. You're not as attractive as you think you are.
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>>65721496
Same, lad. It gets better.
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currently in bed
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>>65721496
She doesn't miss you
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why didn't they fly on the eagles to mordor lads?
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>>65721438
Its because your ugly. Not because you're autistic you mong.
Thats this britlads entire point. People think they are attractive and blame it all on their autism, when in reality its just because they aren't attractive at all
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would suck a cock for elrow london tickets for me and my m8s
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>>65721544
currently requesting pics
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can't go outside because every time i do another girl comes up to me and asks me back to bed with her :/
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>>65721438
You seem like a men's rights activist
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>>65721544
Can I join you? x
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>say you like men
>no one ever believes you're still attracted to women as well.
curses
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>>65721506
You retard. You're on her hook. She wanted validation. All she wanted was to know that if she was dumped, she could still net a lad. You're her validation. And you do it all for free. You absolute cuck.
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>watching a movie with some girl I liked on her bed
>too scared to make a move
>girl asks if i'm cold and if I want to get under the duvet with her
>say "no thanks i'm quite warm actually"
>carry on watching the movie and then leave
>friend notifies me the next week that she asked him why I didn't want her and has now gone off the idea
>>
literal banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdtUoog49I
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>girls are solely interested in looks past the age of 15
how i know youre bullshitting
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>>65721558
>tfw both ugly and socially retarded
JUST
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>>65721557
Because the Eagles would have told them to fuck off
Did you just want a movie of Gandalf and Gwaihir arguing?
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started crying outside today hahahahahahahahahah what am i like hahahahah
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>>65721399
Girls always want to talk to me but I run away because I have nothing to say
I have never been to bar and have been to about three social gatherings. At every single one a girl tried to talk to me and I ran away from the gathering. Then I stopped getting invited.
This is what I'm talking about m8. You're assuming that we all talk to girls all the fucking time. If you literally run away from conversation or any intimacy it doesn't matter what you look like, you ain't getting shit.
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>>65721539
>Reasonably attractive
This is exactly my point.
I'm not even that good looking, I'm just reasonably attractive/ passable and I've had women do this.
If you've never had that, even if you're an autistic bender, the chances are you're not some Johnny Depp character whose criminally unlucky.
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>Gwaihir
>>
>Have about 300 matches on tinder and don't speak to a single one
>Speak to people in public and just walk off
>woman at work tries to set me up with her daughter and i refuse
>start speaking to someone and promptly ignore them after
All so I can remain hopeful the girl who no longer wants anything to do with me and treated me like shite whilst we were together might want me back
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>>65721622
trick is it to wait until it rains
>>
I'm not going to enter the new thread
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>>65721558
Ah yes, because women just walk up to attractive people and ask them on a date without talking to them at all, very impressive.
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>>65721597
We're not saying soley. But we're saying that if you were even reasonably attractive you would have stumbled into sex by now, because there are enough girls out there that don't give a shit about personality when trying to hookup
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>>65721585
I was driving her home the other night and asked her out for a drink. She said yes. We were supposed to go last weekend but she said she had to help her friend out and it sounded plausible enough.
I bluntly told her that she has to stick to it and not fuck me around otherwise I'm not gonna bother asking her again.
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>>65721428
I've got a good one
>with gf at friends cottage
>both of us are drunk
>we take our shirts off, she takes off her bra and I start playing around with her tits/kissing her and everything.
>dry humping, we both take our pants off, I'm fingering her through her underwear
>tells me to get a condom
>before I do mate knocks on the door asking me to help him fix the TV since I had it hooked up to my laptop to play movies.
>instead of telling him to fuck off I go out in my underwear to help, leaving her naked and alone in the room
>come back and she's angry, putting her clothes back on
>try to get her to calm down
>throw up on the bed instead due to all the peach juice and vodka
I slept on the couch that night and we broke up when we got home
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>handsome
>charismatic
>psoriasis
you're all playing on easy mode
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>>65721644
Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
Do you know nothing about Tolkien's works?
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>>65721678
errr
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>>65721678
i might stay here with you then x
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>>65721633
Again, I'm an absolute scrotum of a man. Ugly as all fuck. Women have still done that shit to me. My point is that you're not "reasonably attractive" just because someone wants to fuck you.
>>65721698
Stop giving her validation, you twat. She doesn't want anything to do with you.
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>>65721731
yeah I was planning on going soz :\\
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>In China with friend
>Girls come up to my friend
>''we can have picture?''
>he smiles and says OK
>All the girls go around him, he puts his arms round them
>I come round and stand next to them
>Girl taking the picture looks at me
>''You out, he is white... you are fright! your skin red scales like dragon''
>I have bad acne
>Shuffle out of the frame slowly
>pretty sure friend fucked one of those girls later
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>>65721684
Not always, but like we said. If you're reasonably attractive it would've happened to you by now in your life.
They will come up to you and start conversation and hint at it very clearly. This happens loads.
Girls play the approach role a lot more than people like to give them credit, especially if they have had a bit to drink
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>tfw ugly as fuck
>tfw tall well built
>tfw fucking expert at talking to girls
:^)
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>>65721760
( ._.)
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>thinking back to all the slutty drunk slags that chatted me up on nights out during uni but i never pursued it because i was self conscious about my skinny fat body
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https://wikileaks.org/wiki/British_National_Party_membership_and_contacts_list,_reference
DOXED
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>>65721698
>trying to get with a girl who has a BF
good job being a complete and utter twat you beta cunt
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>>65721716
>tfw eczema
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>>65721716
I have psoriasis and i'm also facially unattractive
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>>65721694
now matey boy just you hold the fuck on
dont you come at me with this holier than thou humble bragging about how much more attractive you are than the sad sacks in this thread, im perfectly adequate in "The Caboose" and i definitely dont need some pompous yank to tell me how girls work
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I am a physically perfect human specimen
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going to do a so-called "wank" in a bit lads
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I never leave my house except for my part-time job and the gym
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never had a girl show any interest in me
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>>65721757
Why are you giving people relationship adivce when you admit in the same post that you're ugly as fuck and most likely shit with women.
>>65721813
Deal with it, mate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_nr2AZruA
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>>65721774
not remotely believable
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>>65721803
girls also hardly give a shit about your body unless you're fat.
being fit is just a big plus and something they can brag about. tons of skellies and skinnyfat guys get loads of girls.
I used to try and keep my shirt on because I was skinnyfat, but had multiple different girls say they would much rather my shirt off even after we hooked up for a bit
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>>65721803
do you think everyone is a built like a shithouse or something you mong? embrace every part of yourself instead of being ashamed
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>tfw intelligent, nihilistic, have a wicked sense of humour, and still a virgin
why lads?
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>>65721781
Yeah, come up to me in my fucking locked room or the library, the two places I exist. Perfect social situation that, bet they'll be tipsy as well.
You stupid yank fuck
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>>65721716
does that really stop you from interacting with girls?
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>20 yo virgin
>keep having to start tinder over, got 1 match in a week since I did it and she wears a bandana like she had chemo so don't bother speaking
>girls never approach me at uni, gym, jogging, clubs etc
Should I just an hero?
My only chance is some qts at my volleyball club that don't know how autistic I am but I'm obviously not very attractive.
Thoughts?
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>>65721843
pics
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>>65721888
don't believe a single word of this
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>>65721902
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>>65721839
I'm not telling you, and I'm not saying I'm significantly more attractive than you.
I'm saying im probably more attractive than any virgin in this thread because anyone attractive wouldn't be a virgin at this point in their life
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>>65721883
>>65721885
i know you mongs, ive learnt that now, why do you think im looking back and feeling JUST about it?
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>>65721876
oh fuck me its you i didnt even realise
thought you were some irish new flag prick so ive been ignoring all your posts loll
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>>65721817
alright show off
seriously though keep trying different shit until it works, uv light + dovobet is doing well atm
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how come there are loads of ugly or just weird looking guys with gfs?
my mate is a retched specimen but he has been in a stable happy relationship for years now.
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>>65721883
90% of lads who take topless 'gym photos' are uggo runts
t. Literal Skellington with no problems shagging women
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>>65721902
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>>65721874
>this entire post
pipe down you weasel and go back orbit that slag some more
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>>65721900
just b yourself ;^)
honestly mate just try and talk to them
you might be autistic at first but you'll get better with practice
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>>65721892
You're uglier than you think
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>>65721936
me ont right
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>>65721932
just bee urself
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>>65721888
>thick as pig shite
>ok sense of humour I guess
>not really interesting personality wise
>good looking and tall
>get women easily
Kinda wish I was smarter, though.
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my cue to leave
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Where's Lisicki? This is his kinda thread
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>>65721781
m8 i have literally had an attractive girl sitting on top of me in a room by ourselves and grinding against my dick and I pushed her off and walked out
I have had girls come up to me in smoking areas and start talking to me and I pretend I didn't hear them and walk away
Stop underestimating autism
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>>65721992
I have 0 personality when I speak to people at first because I'm so disinterested in most people, everyone thinks I automatically hate them. Wish I was a bit more fun and open desu
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>>65721928
Sorry, I was more just trying to agree with you. Cant believe how many chances I missed out on because I was ashamed of being skinnyfat
Literally was with a girl one on one and didn't go skinnydipping when she asked to because I was ashamed
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>>65721898
doesn't stop me but I can't go far. Litterally had to walk away from frothing birds because of a flare up or just feeling too insecure
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>>65721948
lol I don't even chase her, mate. If anything, she's the one that chases me around.
Giving a woman too much attention and being too nice to them is one of the worst things you can do.
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>>65721932
because they aren't boring or the girl isn't superficial
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>>65721954
thanks for the meme advice bro :^)
We're going town on Friday as a club (I think) so I might try then but I don't know
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>>65721874
As I've said countless times already, being ugly doesn't stop you from getting women. You should know that, you ugly cunt lmao
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