I really want some facts about Finland All I have is the pic

Santa Claus was Finland's first president

File: en_tiedä_arvostelee.png (11KB, 650x160px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 650x160px

Finns drink a lot of coffee and read donald duck comics

>>65699232
En tiedä.

>>65699188
Very progressive. We haven't had a Holiday-Canadian prime minister yet, but I hope there's one coming up.

>>65699232
Is donald duck for finns like the simpsons is for /lat/?

File: 132880380996.png (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

>>65699479
yh also cirno is too because her name is finnish and + all that ice fairy baka shit, but russian always try steal cirno from us

>>65699073
this sounds pretty amazing desu

Finns are fucking cool t bh

>>65699073
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.

Many /int/ posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.

There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.

>>65699713
One does not simply kill a Finn. The only creature known to be able to kill a Finn is a Finn. The most successful method of killing Finns known this far is the following:
1. Find a Finn.
2. Give the Finn a free, comfy place to live. A commie-block is a good choice.
3. Give the Finn a good connection to internet.
4. Save the Finn from burden of a job.
5. Provide the Finn with overwhelming doses of cheap Estonian alcohol each day.
6. ?????
7. Profit

>>65699713
voi ei this racism is getting out of hand

File: 2016-10-04 11_11_08-Lehtien lukijamäärät 2015 - Ilta-Sanomat on ykkönen – TilaaLehti.fi.png (11KB, 250x249px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 250x249px

>>65699479
idk but the donald duck magazine has been the most sold magazine (any magazine, not just comics) for like the last 30 years

File: 1475521630977.jpg (83KB, 319x210px)

83KB, 319x210px

>>65699232
Just like Dutch people.

>>65700385
actually since 1975

>>65700576
>ZAAG! ZAAAG! :D

File: finnishsupremacy.jpg (4MB, 2912x6192px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2912x6192px

How they do it

File: iceageandfamine.png (85KB, 641x897px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 641x897px

>>65700760
Most likely genes since they are the explanation for everything according to /pol/ and /int/

the only finn I know is a depressed man on welfare that makes a furry flash porn game

>>65701170
is it good?

>>65701259
I don't know what you'd think but I like it
monthly updates, you can see his plans and him being sad on twitter
http://crowjob.blogspot.com/

>>65700136
saved pasta

thank you

File: 1406479475984.gif (13KB, 250x194px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 250x194px

In informal speech we use "it" instead of "he/she" when refering to a third person.

Also for humours sake sometimes lifeless objects are refered to with "he/she" instead of "it".

>>65701353
see you on /sp/

File: image.jpg (246KB, 640x948px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 640x948px

>>65699232
Same desu.

>>65701348
I have played that before, it has some nice scenes

>>65700760
WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>65699597
Is that a Lalli spurdo?

>>65701777
Yes, it is a portrait of our first and one of the greatest national heroes and freedom fighters.

It is Said that the direct decendant of Lalli is the rightful King of Finland

File: 1426921173505.jpg (68KB, 450x316px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 450x316px

>>65701777
yes

File: finn2.png (112KB, 2442x2798px)

112KB, 2442x2798px

they hate skeeters

>>65701947
pff we almost gave a crown to a inbred german for fugs sake

rightful king of a pile of shit would be more accurate

File: fazercom_finland_homeoffazer_850_390_articleimace.jpg (141KB, 860x390px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 860x390px

>>65699073
Well Finlands nature and environment might be summed up neatly as forests, lakes and snow, in the same way as Norways is mountains, snow and coasts. But like Norway Finland shows huge diversity in those three categories of land.

>>65701419
I think they do that in English. Like when referring to property (e.g. a car) you can say "she's a beauty", but it's neither female nor is it alive. But still beautiful

>>65702842
not the other way around though. I literally haven't used the word for "he/she" ever in my life I think. it feels extremely autistic not to call a person "it"

>>65702975
How barbaric

>>65702975
I refer to people as "hän" sometimes :D

>>65703762
puhutko kirjakieltä

>>65703762

Varokaa meillä on täällä pahapylly!

>>65700136
I'm actually astonished over how factually correct this is.

mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :))