/asean/

/balt/

/ded/

/brunei/

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/ex-yu/

I want to cum inside pinay qts

>>65693587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlusQdYHfXk

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>>65693524
Hi paijo. Enjoy your bacon?

>>65693631
>implying i'm a filthy javanese

>>65692831
i hate this nigger loving croat so much

and yes, IM BRY MAED

heh, wagecucks at work.

/asean/ is kill

>>65694581
blame the dutdutards

basta tayo magkasama laging mayrong umagang kay ganda

Selamat pagi. How is it going, my /asean/ friends?

>>65696063
All is well.

shoo shoo

>>65696063
Our Singaporean anon just got enlisted, RIP his anal virginity and hair.

>>65696684
Nah, he bring his maid for that.

where the

A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S

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>>65697306
Old and busted , now we discuss the beauty of pygmy chicken.

>>65697436
i tihink your chicken is broken

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>>65697436
>liking cocks

homosexuality is a sin malayfag

I'm saving this thread with qts

>>65697306
Only watched Izetta so far this season

what a shitty general

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do you like cockfighting?
we have a channel dedicated to it

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>>65698417
It was regarded as animal cruelty and gambling so its somewhat haram and abandoned so everyone switched over to grooming the ornamental serama/katik chicken.
Used to raise some but they are not competitive enough so I ate them.

>>65698417
i love cuckfighting


senate hearing always stream it

>>65698490
CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK


KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO

indomie is fucking shit


please dont ever buy it

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Any muzzies here?

I'm gonna kick your fucking arse

Meetup at KK 16/10.

>>65699362
roger that

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>>65699197
>>65699229

>sepak punggung

>>65699229
do not bully

>Kementrian Tak Berdosa

>kecelakaan akibat ditabrak mobil

>pintu kecemasan

>wc pria

>gula-gula getah

>mas, mobilnya mau diisi apa?
>isi solar aja

What's with all the greentexting?

>harap maaf kesulitan amat dikesali

>sillypenis

>boleh

>ular itu bisa mengeluarkan bisa

>awasi penyeluk saku

>pussy at my dick

>lima anak kambing ko sakit mata

>implying im not gay

>pokpok pakantot

>ngentot

>kak, gampang aja dech

Awasin pencopet

>>65697488
Not unless it is femine boys

>>65699457
>>65699721
>>65700637
>>65701012
>>65701022
>delet dis

>greentext
>green

>redditards in charge of ruining the thread

>>65701346
There is nothing wrong with liking feminine boys

Unless it is Kpop guys

>aku cinta kamu

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>>65701406
>greentext
>green
>not yellow
>he's the default fag

>>65700637
BUWISIT AKO DYAN

>he replied to the wrong post

>ako sinta mo

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Rate my new oc

>i recommend not talking to me

>he thought he get the (You) but actually not

>implying

>>65701569
Gonna need sauce for that

>cebuANO

>>65701568
>very hypocritical especially for those who are anti aquino and gloria

>>65701667
Grand Blue, it's not hentai

>>65701693
>anti-aquino

Codeword for Marcos cucks

Still seething and haven't moved on

>>65701701
>not hentai
Disappointing

>tfw your loli teen cat in slutty mode
>massage her hind
>fluid actually came out from that fucking pussy

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>>65701746

>>65701741
lol all of a sudden it unpatriotic because its dutdut

>>65701760

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>>65701898
Prepare for ban

>>65701928

>ular berbisa bisa mengeluarkan bisa

>>65701942
Ular malay chan sangat kecil. Tak ada racun

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>>65702010
>>65702048

>>65702071
Malay chan stap

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>>65702104

yellowcucks desperate on hiding de lima sex tape lol

Donate me RM10 Digi top up plez, O kind anon

>>65702218
give address

>>65702218
sent
check your pm

>>65702159
if thats the tape then its clearly not her unless there's another one

Lads

>>65702269
thank you for keeping my only place for human interaction afloat

>>65702227
>>65702236
Send the code at this email

>>65701741
They always seem to start their asshurt tirade at his time too, I wonder why, dismissal?

>>65702244
just like how it wasn't her rubbing elbows with herbert
and the jaybee one too

>>65702441
the video, that was an actor

>>65702540
what if trillanes is actually du30 ally? what if trillanes purposely made himself a fool so du30 look like a hero? what if it was according to keikaku?

without aquino, philippines would've been a chink colony. talking about dog biting its owners hand

>>65702872
>what is hague ruling

and whats even worse is that chinks are roaming in benham reef yet dutdut allowed it to happen

>>65702792
its good to be a chink colony now tho topkek

apperantly its un nationalistic to criticize it

>>65702872
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/100728/what-did-erap-and-gma-promise-china

started around 2004

>>65703035
good thing those shoelicking skill we learn from being american lapdog proves to be useful towards chinks

>>65703413
yeah now this time we lost our EEZ kek

>>65701569
>Grand Blue
good taste

>>65703449
and pretty much the commies and muslims will get their land back

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Silly Penis

>http://www.novelupdates.com/series/an-interview-with-a-playboy/
>somebody actually wasted their time to translate a pocket book

>>65703538
it is not nice to bully

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>>65703573

>>65703538
>Balding at the age of 20

>>65703481
federalism alive and well kek

>>65702112
sauce me up

>>65703650
You should try federalism, it works great for us.

>>65703665
reddit.com

>>65703615
Siapa? Najib?

>>65703695
>tfw no sauce

>>65703691
kek we're already on our way to separatism

>>65703696
>Najib not balding until he became the PM (2008).
Awak lah, sayang~ Tapi tite suke tau.

>>65703989
Geli teman baca

>>65704020
Napew ngan waks yewr. Geli-geli gitew. Belum sentuh ponn. Hiks. Titew tau la waks busy ari nie. Ahaks. Jap gie titew layan, k~

>>65703802
I hope so

Why do pinays keep going hahahahahaha when I chat with them? Like it's never lol, rofl or lmao, they always go hahahahahahahaha.

>>65704306
would hihihi please you? ;)

>>65704306
I fucking hate it too.

>>65704136
kys

>>65704306
well, did you notice how girls texts? Their petite thumbs will happily rejoice by tapping H and A simultaneously indicates their joy heart.

>>65704440
>not wkwkwkw

>>65704524
That also applies to W and K.
Look at your keyboard. They're placed within the reach of each thumbs. Amazing isn't it.

>>65704306

>chatting with Indonesians
>"Hi wanna roleplay?"
>eh no I prefer just sending dick pics
>"I don't like dick pics ):"
>chatting with Singaporeans
>"Hi are you from SG?"
>No I'm from Mal-
>disconnect
>chatting with Singaporean part 2
>"Hi where you from?"
>Singapore I'm from Singapore.
>"Cool, wanna meet up and fuck my ass?"
>chatting with Malaysian
>"I'd even do a Bangla if your dick is long ;)"
>chatting with Thai
>clean chat only please

>>65704394
Naper waks marah? Tak cukup ker yang malam tadi? Kan. Titew ponn. Sori lhawr k. Emergency.

>>65704843
Safiey Ilias pls go

>>65704860
kek

>>65704860
Nyah tue? Tak kerrlass sangat. Ke laut ader lawr. Tak main lawr Safiey Ilias. Titew main Safee Sali jewr, manly gitew. Hiks

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What manga did you read before you first got on the internet?

I like Penjelajah Jojo, Pencak Nujum and Budak Getah

Sup?
Malaysia here

>>65705090
Demon King, Ruler of the Land, Blame, Tale of Sea King

ALLAHU AKBAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>65705298
you're not fooling my keen filipino eyes stupid burger

>>65705090
Dragon Ball, Doraemon, Detective Conan etc i.e normie stuff

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Did the other countries get HK comics too?

>>65705370
You have one good deeds written on your book today for glorifying God of Heaven and Earth.

>>65705090
You know the Gempak mag stuff (if it's considered as manga tho) and everything on Kreko? Hehe.
My favourite would be Naive by Ben. :P
>tfw the young me loves reading cheezy stuff

>>65705542

Ben's alright, but I prefer Kaoru's one-shots.

>tfw can't share quality Malaysian comics with international friends

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>>65703665
give me a (you) and i will gib few of my best

>>65704306
no but she uses a lot of smileys though

>>65705751

>star of david

YAHUDI

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>>65705902
silly that's malaysia flag
look and compare senpai

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>>65705943

>>65705968
B-BUKIT AMAN

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>>65705996

>>65705996

That reminds me. Gotta get my katana back from Bukit Aman one of these days.

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>>65704306
I do not chat so I wouldn't know

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>>65706053
Are you that crazy guy who went beserk in KL few years ago with his gf(that has another's man children)?
aren't you supposed to be dead after being shot at stomach, penis and leg?

>>65706068
how do you laugh desu
this is me

>>65705943
>The star on that pic is hexagon. Not 14 bucu.
I think what senpai meant was this

>>65706126
As expected of a boipussi whore

So many Chinese in here, what day is it today?

>>65706126

Nah. A few years back I was at this gaming tournament at MidValley. I told my brother to bring my replica katana for good luck and he literally brought it (the absolute madman). So I was stuck with the sword throughout the day at the mall.

While my friends and I were dining at Pizza Hut, someone called the mall cops on me and I was arrested on the charges of "wielding a dangerous weapon in public."

Was remanded, fined and "jailed for a day", and they took my katana. Technically none of this ever happened because the lawyer that was filing my case conveniently dropped my files somewhere because he had a generous donation, so it's kinda tricky to get my sword back.

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>>65706229
I beg your pardon

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>>65706126
I try my best to not be too loud and cover my mouth

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>tfw so bored I'm just watching wshh fight compilation videos
Americans are scary

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>>65706432
does it applies to other than laughing?

>>65706601
jej

Hahahahahaha

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>>65706470
do you want to find out?

why is maritime considered hotshit career in the philippines?

i see one too many classmates opting for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-RWi6kUQEM

>>65706837
We want to find out about your thighs

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>>65706837
i would but im busy lately
too many stuff to do

>>65706601
Kek, reminds me of an indian in my class who get teased because of his father's job as moneylender.
He actually wrote 'ceti belakang panggung wayang Rex' in father's occupation.

>tfw I could apply to Lockheed Martin as a procurement officer or subcontract programme management intern next year
WEW
E
W

>>65707244
>He actually wrote 'ceti belakang panggung wayang Rex' in father's occupation
My sides

>>65706601
KEK

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>>65707007
well exercised

>>65707224
that's a relief.I don't want to wake up neighbors

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>>65706601
>hutang bila mau bayar?
>"ask debt if want to pay?"

>>65707581
Indons are so dumb lmao

>>65707491
How does it taste being a pre-intern?

what is with indians and money lending?
is 5-6 a good business?

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>>65707627
>hutang bila mau bayar?
Jadi gue harus hutang kalau mau bayar?

>>65707698
Different anon here,
Are you dense?

>>65707737
Answer my question,
jadi gue harus hutang dulu kalau mau bayar?

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>>65707491
i am gonna write a dissertation about Google and Hillary, just for you

This will be a good final year, most of my modules are all either politics, psychology or philosophy.

Hahahahahaha @~@

>>65707761
word for word "debt, when, want, pay, ?"

>>65707581
>he never heard of bahasa pasar
>the English translation is wrong too
>Lit. "(Your) Debt. When will (you) pay (it)?"
>"When will you pay your debt?"
>Loe! Mau bayar hutangnya bila dech?

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My gf makes me roleplay as a Filipino boy when we make love

>>65707889
truly the most powerful race in the world

>>65707947
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)

>>65707889
>Listening to your hand

>>65707970
fuck you

>>65707830
Hutang, kapan, mau, bayar
Bila = if

>>65707889
I don't mind a gf who makes me rp as a girl when we make love

>>65707889
>not roleplaying as a filipino boy all the time

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>>65707996
You are dense.

>>65708068
Bila is "if", you fucking retard Malay.
I know what does that mean, I was triggered by you used bila as when.

>>65707996
>>65708093

Apabila = When
Bila = When

Kapan = white cloth wrapped on dead body

>>65707889
how do you even roleplay as a Filipino boy

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>>65707970
DELETE THIS

>>65708165
by pearling

>>65708093
It would be if we speak Bahasa Indonesia here. Get with the times grandpa, there's bound to be differences in Bahasa in different countries.

>>65708165
like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9o4RlTVShk

>>65707970
looks like warts more than anything

>>65708222
Wtf. It's like fred and borat had a baby

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/08/the-strange-sexual-quirk-of-filipino-seafarers/278285/

>>65708197
not everyone is a sailor or 600 years old.mo one does that here

>>65708165
pokpok pakantot

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>>65706601

I can't be the only one with a clover badge, right?

>>65705751
Who is this semen demon

Give me job pls

>>65708643
What is your qualification?

>>65708643
what are your special abilities
im rich i can pay for your tickets

>>65708619
4chan syarikat Yahudi!

>>65708643
Handjob or blowjob?

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>>65708643
Be my slave.

>>65708619
Yes you're the only good goy here

>>65708643
how much do you want per hour for cuddling in bed?nothing sexual,no kisses,you don't have to say anything or make eye contact just cuddle

>>65708660
>>65708686
English degree
In addition to the random extra skills after lurking on /g/ /p/ and useless tidbits from /pol/ /lit/ and /his/

>>65708691
>>65708721
>>65708732
Still a halal virgin

>>65708643
ok
*unzips penis*

>>65708895
Become a translator for kreko

>>65708619
Test

>>65708991
Mah nigga

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>me when someone lights up a joint

>>65708895
Be my sex slave

>>65693685
>>65693631
get the fuck out from my country you damn ratchink
or should we use the same method to clean out your chinkness like
in the 60s all over again

>>65709542
Why are you under Thai proxy?

I hope Hillary wins the presidency so she will send the US Pacific Fleet down here to chase China away and let us have our islands

Trump will just take the navy away and let China stomp all over us

how to get qt pinay waifu? no traps.
want to make masterrace white asian babbies.

>>65709756
currently here for 3 days
>>65709847
isnt it the otherwise?
look up for clinton foundations donation come from

Is Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku /asean/'s apporved anime?

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>>65709993
As long as Julie delivers, there will be a plausible possibility for a Trump presidency. Otherwise, we are screwed and would most likely end up with her.

>>65710080
Asean dont wanna Clintons presidency all over again
considering how they tackled down the asian tigers economy and jewed us back in the 90s

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Nighty night, Wagecucks.

>>65710250
Stay up

>>65710238
Why are you in our cunt?

>>65710398
to spread islam

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>>65710355
But why?

>>65710398
business
>>65710428
im christian slanty ayy

>>65710501
it's alright, spread islam and divide Thailand into 2 opposing party

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>>65710437
Because you are now /asean's/ sex slave

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>>65710501
But are you a Catholic?

>>65710501
What are you selling?

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>>65710560
I'm not THAT much of a slut!

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Flip magic

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>>65710651
Now you are

>>65710541
thats only make slanty ayys like you more happy
like what you did to malaysia
>>65710589
protestant
>>65710600
some energy commodities

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>>65710791

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>>65710806
Only High Church can post here

>>65710840
Good, now post nudes

>>65705751
already found the source. thanks tho

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>>65710921
No

>>65710806
Malaysia is 100% chink, what are talking about indobro?

>>65710858
still pledging to jewtican

>>65710955
Silly Prottie, I shill the anti Jew Patriarchs of Orthodoxy and High Church Anglicans and Lutherans.

We will make Christianity great again

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>>65710946
Yes yes yes yes :3

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>>65711047
I will always say no, my darling

>>65710954
nope im not falling to indon malon baiting by slanty ayys army funded by wumao dang
talk with malaysian people more not some parasitic entities who misidentify themselves as native of that country

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>>65711134
No. Now you say yes

>>65710954
that's not true, they're 100% one-third pribumi

>>65710806
You're a protestant now Paimin?

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>>65711180
I'll still keep saying no for posting lewds.

>>65711155
When will you transit at KL? I need some businessman love to destroy my boipucci.

is this summer time lads?

>>65711305
>>65711305

>>65711422
Yes is the only answer

>>65711425
Post boipucci

>>65711344
no one play race card except the chink in my country since they tend to be ethnocentric while doing business and in daily interaction, this is just 1 of 1000 ways to rat out a slanty ayy like you
n im a Batak anak Medan

>>65711645
Aren't malays brown chinks?

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>>65711534
But what if i still answer No?

>>65711732
It is a matter of time before you do

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>>65711645
Are you related to Feby Febiola? I like her

>>65711534
Not until you tell me when is the transit. I don't want to feel like a dumb widow fag waiting for never-turn-up husband at KLIA. T-That's just... I'm being exploited. Kyaaa~

>>65711684
nope if you know south east asian history especially with the old kingdoms here
n im witnessing heavy shilling from slanty ayys in malaysia since around 2008 that all south east asean cultures came from mainland china

>>65711645
>batak
>anak medan
Keep dreaming lol, Medan is Malay city

>>65711946
What if you look too masculine and ugly?

>>65711952
The old kingdoms seem to have more infleunce from Indian culture

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>>65711771
Don't be silly.

I would never say yes.

>>65711946
I dunno when I'll go back to Malaysia. But I promise if you are cute enough that I'll come and fug you hard

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>>65712120
You from Medan too? I've only been there once. Visited Danau Toba, Berastagi, Istana Maimun

pagmasdan nalang kita galing sa malayo

>>65712201
Now you do

>>65711839
no need for that low tier bait
i was born in medan thats why i call myself anak medan
>>65711839
nah im more fans of meisya siregar (but lose hope since competing with bebi romeo with his bunga terakhir song) and astrid tiar
>>65712172
influencing doesnt mean we became pajeetboo, look up for the early days majapahit, singhasari kingdom how they cleaned up suvarnadwipa (sumatra) from chola empire's influence from southern india and removing tamil merchants from malacca strait since srivijaya got cucked by those kingdom

>>65712580
Tell me where Hindu-Budda cum from

>>65712644
I fucking hate this argument "hur south east asia is indianised" just because we embrace hindu buddhism
That is as stupid as saying east asia is part of india because they embrace buddhism or europe is part of middle east because they embrace christianity

Stupid stinky pajets

>>65712580
oh boy, look at this short tempered squareboy.
typical

Hehehe

ayam goreng dua singgit

well last bump before going to sleep i guess

Ikan gelama mak iloi iloi