MLB Playoffs-edition
FIRST!
Only fellow green palm tree men can reply to this post.
>be coastie
>get MATTHEW'D
Naked rn and about to go to bed
/cum/ sucks my dick!
I need to eat a shit
>>65689550
FOURTH
>>65689562
>be midwesterner
>get TORNADO'd repeatedly
>>65689330
>He can't cloverpost
>>65689612
I would buy a pass if it were $10 and I had a clear vision of where 4chan is going
>>65689593
>be gommiefornian
>get MUDSLIDE'D
>get EARTHQUAKE'D
>get DROUGHT'D
>get HURRICANE'D
>>65689673
What difference do 5$ make are you poor or something
Hitomi Tanaka is disgusting.
>>65689718
>west coast
>hurricanes
>Midwestern "education"
>>65689737
It's $5 that I would otherwise be investing
>>65689754
Seconding this
Tits are gross and face is ugly af
Reminder that 4chan Passes are now 25% off for 48 hours!
Cooldown time lowered for 4chan Pass users!
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i hate black people
>>65689794
Investing in what McDoubles?
>>65689850
Good attitude
I hate them too
>>65689830
All pass users should die.
>>65689767
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1858_San_Diego_hurricane
>>65689899
agreed
How long have you had your 4chan pass?
I just bought a second pass to show my support for the site
what's the best currently airing anime?
>>65689972
Okusama ga Seitokaichou!+!
>>65689956
October 2015
Runs out in a week but I got a 40 day ban on it now so I can't use it hahaha
Only bought it for China when I was there desu
>>65689956
Just bought it yesterday. I haven't until now because I feel the mods are generally fuckups and didn't want to support their shit, but now that the site needs money, I don't want it to die.
I want Japan
>>65689972
Season just started so it's impossible to tell at this point.
What's the etymolgy of Mexicali ? It's just a mix of Mexico and California ?
>>65690151
>fork and knife
>hamburger
stop
>>65690280
No idea bud
>>65690280
I thought it applied to Baja California
Good morning, guys.
>>65689884
My Roth IRA (-:
>>65690088
then go get em' bud
>>65690421
zitto animale
>>65690360
>>65690385
SANTA MERDA
>>65690421
DON'T SELL THE SITE
>>65690421
SELL THE SITE TO MARTIN SHREKLI
>>65690421
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKING NIP
NUMBER FUCKING 3 RIGHT ON YOUR HOUSE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS SITE
>>65689520
Great edition
>>65690151
Move to the other side of the country right now
Hello /cum/
How are you today?
>>65690609
heh
>>65690151
>disregarding the entire purpose of the buns
Heresy.
Dohohohoho, what's this? You mean his state is incapable of having fleet week due to being landlocked? OHOHOHOHOO!
>>65690939
Like this
>>65690964
Canadian """"men""""
>>65690559
zitto animale
>>65690627
Which state in the US are you from?
Name one good thing Obama has done for this country
food of kings
>>65691072
Be a good president
>>65691031
>>65691072
Thanks Obama memes
>>65691072
Making the day of the rope possible
>>65691072
Deported over 1 million illegal immigrants.
>>65690939
Found a rather rare plant in my neck of the woods for my Dendrology class, which will serve as big bonus points.
I just hope I didn't clip off too much from the sample or pressed it well enough.
It's called Pumpkin Ash. 'Tis the spooky season.
What the hell happens here?
>>65691074
Looks like something I'd eat out of extreme hunger
>>65691145
The exact opposite of Mexico, surprisingly.
>>65691095
going to edit this
http://koin.com/2016/09/30/vancouver-teen-attacked-by-group-of-strangers/
>>65691145
Turf wars between rival highschool bands, according to my history professor
>>65691153
Guess I'm moving to New Mexico now
>>65691003
>fleet week
just looked that up, seems pretty cool desu
>>65691165
Make it brown
>>65691072
charismatic
funny
attractive
great voice
memes
generally decent president
not trump nor hillary
there you go.
>>65691145
High School Musical
>>65691003
We LOVE fleet week out here in SD!
>>65691072
Ensure that no nigger will ever rise to power in this country ever again. He gave the niggers their one chance and blew it, and he did it while being only half nig.
Now it's Hillary's turn to blow it for the women.
Kinda glad we're getting these out of the way.
>>65691072
Gun sales
>>65691106
>the day of the rope
Few things make me cringe as much as this
>>65691072
Pave the way to a rise in far-right mentality.
>>65691213
It's a great name.
Leave that good anon alone.
>this is illegal in Texas
Can you backwoods pieces of shit explain this to me? It's legal to own a rifle but not scientific supplies. How do you justify this? It's disgusting. Not even that, its a fucking felony. A felony.
>mfw all these engineering fags near me
physics master race
>>65691213
Found the blacky ;)
>>65691265
Forgot pic
I was about to look something interesting up and forgot it in a second, wtf
>>65691186
Looks comfy
>>65691283
So you wanna be a teacher?
t. software eng master race
>>65691312
You're getting old
>>65691265
>>65691305
Pretty sure those aren't illegal, but the laws around here are totally fucked.
It's legal to own a tank all across the United States, but many states still won't allow you to own a butterfly knife.
>>65691283
Can you actually get a job with a physics degree?
http://www.wmdt.com/news/more-local-news/6-teens-arrested-following-reported-assault-and-robbery/41934184
>>65691265
Well how else are you supposed to cook meth?
>>65691351
A tank aside from being scary is just a heavy duty vehicle
>>65691312
is that what death will be like?
forgetting EVERYTHING?
>>65691305
it's those damn meth makers
I'm ashamed to live in a country that treats people of color as second class citizens.
>>65690280
>
Isn't is across the street from Calexico ?
>>65689737
$5 is $5, nigger. would you wad it up and throw it in the toilet? set it on fire? wipe your ass with it? I have thousands in my checking account, but that doesn't mean i want to waste money, even if it's just $5.
>>65691373
Wow sounds like a shithole
>>65691373
And not third world invaders.
Does buying 4chin passes reset bans
>>65691351
That specifc kind is, so are various other kinds of chemistry equipment. Muh drugs.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/09/30/members-of-teen-mob-get-manicures-flee-chicago-salon-use-pepper-spray/
>>65691257
>Found the blacky
>>65691305
Dumbshit. You can't possess it while possessing material/products used for making methamphetamine. You can own the beaker, you just can't own all the shit needed to cook meth, that's called conspiracy to manufacture.
>>65691265
>tfw hobby chemist and every day I fear for my freedom because some scared middle-aged WASP will report me for buying ferilizer
I wish I was white
>tfw no healslut gf
Could Haiti be the first modern nation to wipe itself out completely due to poverty?
>>65691312
That's what you get for cooking with Aluminum pans
>>65691488
People who consider themselves WASPs are pretentious as fuck
>>65691488
>Hobby chemist
Only way to make that worthwhile without it being basic shit that's boring for the average person who's not fucking loaded is to make drugs
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/03/when-youre-hungry-youre-hungry-suspects-accused-robbing-pizza-delivery-driver-with-taser.html
>>65691442
What a shithole
>>65691194
>>65691351
The tank's owner must make its weapons comply with the 1934 National Firearms Act (register any gun with a bore over 0.50" as a Destructive Device) and machine guns are an even greater hassle, otherwise they must be disabled or removed, basically leaving you with an expensive tractor.
>>65691513
kys
>>65691552
>black person with lightning powers
>>65691577
CUTE
>>65691547
Thats what I do but I make (mostly) legal tryptamines
>>65691577
delettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>65691637
Legal for now ;^)
Jezus don't like it when you make drugs
Drugs are bad m'kay
>>65691593
Why?
I think a potential employer called me and I subconsciously ignored the call.
can't really remember the past couple days lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PmqeJ0fYyM
>>65691721
How do you do that
>>65691721
I don't even feel like days any more man
It's like it's all just one continuous story that I'm a part of with interludes of unconsciousness during the night
>>65691714
False alarm, they called me again - it was a con artist.
>>65691767
MLM shit?
>>65691767
Pro-tip: use Google voice to generate a fake number to use on your resume and never post it for public viewing anywhere
>>65689972
JJBA
>>65690280
the same as calexico
>>65691767
>employer
>con artist
What's the difference?
>>65691797
machine saying I won a grand prize
>>65691798
Thanks for the tip
who'd win in a fight, superman or goku?
>>65691702
reported for avatar fagging
enjoy the clink
Since I got my driver's license, I've been forced into becoming my sister's personal chauffeur
So now I play a little game where I make it my goal to play music that makes her and her friends as uncomfortable and embarrassed as possible
Played Danny Brown today with much success
>>65691911
me
>>65691925
Announcing reports is against the rules
>>65691959
Only if you actually report
>>65691577
Cute
>>65691927
You'd be a fool not to play Yung lean or slug christ
http://wncn.com/2016/10/03/documents-man-charged-with-murder-of-cary-man-had-victims-credit-cards-clothing/
>>65691194
Anyone here tried slipping something into a girl's drink before?
>>65691979
are you implying I didnt?
>>65691979
You can get banned even if you don't actually report
>>65691981
I also try to play music I actually like to listen to
>opening door to enter a building
>someone is behind
>not too close, a lil bit far
>keep the door opne for that person, forcing him to walk faster
>"thank you"
>"got tired?" with a shit eating grin
devilish
>>65691988
I put chamomile in my aunts green tea once
>>65691988
put cinnamon in my sisters hot coco
>>65691999
Who told you you could speak to me?
>>65692003
I demand proofs, I claim to report people all the time and havent gotton banned for it
>>65692015
Wow haha you sure showed him
>>65692015
I hate Mexican banter
>>65691988
My gma asked for 2 lumps but I gave her 3
http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/atlantic-city-man-charged-with-knocking-out-woman-in-brown/article_e70a808a-843d-5788-8b3f-373045df70d5.html
feral negro on the loose
>>65692015
That's why I always walk behind a woman. Only one has ever held the door open for me my entire life.
>>65692050
rude
>>65692050
Last time I got banned for it was a few months ago, maybe the mods have lightened up. I still get warned for it regularly though.
>>65691911
I remember reading somewhere that Goku would win pretty soundly only going Super Sayian 1
>>65691988
I stole them when they weren't looking. Free booze!
>>65692099
Maybe they just don't like you? Ive never gotten warned for that
>>65692099
I got a week's vacation for saying "reported" in a post.
Of course, I also got a week off for talking about wheelchaircripplechan.
Who would win in a fight: 1 million Darth Vader's in one tie fighter or a Galactus sized Rocky Balboa
there is nothing wrong with being autistic
>>65692171
1 million Darth Vader's in one tie fighter
because Rocky Balboa can't breathe in space
>>65692201
darth vader cant breathe in space
>>65692201
Forgot to mention he has a Galactus sized space helmet and Galactus sized pythons for arms
>>65692227
He's in a tie fighter, stupid
>>65692259
Who says the tie fighter has air in it dingus
>I report posts that trigger me
Do you have friends, /cum/ ?
>>65692259
>>65692267
Darth Vader has his own life support system with built in oxygen, he can survive in space long enough to have a cinematic fght
>>65692267
why the fuck wouldn't it? It's a SPACEcraft.
It wouldn't even be fair if Balboa gets a space helmet like >>65692258 said
>>65692279
your never going to guess what I just did
>>65692279
>I don't care about the quality of content on the site I use every day
>>65692293
Well what if Darth Vader forgot to charge his life support batteries and the local Best Buy is closed at the time of the fight?
How will the man of the future jerk off? VR porn and 3D printed vaginas?
>>65691391
I wouldn't really equate potentially saving the site with throwing my money in the toilet, but that's just me. If the extra $5 isn't worth it to you, then don't do it.
Plus having more leaves improves my funposting ability.
>>65691145
People miss left turns all the time.
At the gym buds
>>65691391
this
>>65692358
>He actually bough a 4chan pass
>>65692372
Me in 2 hours desu
>>65692382
He is canadian
>I use this site everyday
>>65692343
Japan already has a prototype that does both. I saw a webm of it.
>>65692409
>not having meme leaves
I pity you
I'm too sexy for my hood hood I'm too sexy for my low ridah
>>65692443
>Spending money on a 4chan pass
What a fucking loser
>mfw I've been farting nauseous, loud, high-pressure sulfur-smelling gases for 15 straight hours
how the fuck do I make it stop
I am SICK and TIRED of these damn yankees.
We need to build a river across our entire state RIGHT NOW
>>65692484
Good, you'll contain the Mexicans from spilling over your borders into the rest of the country
>>65692484
You're jealous of our superiority
>>65692468
I think it's either onions or garlic that reduce gas.
>>65692484
You want another beating?
I can't wait to go to work tomorrow
>>65692468
why would you want to stop?
>>65692546
why
>>65692468
Just get some epoxy and seal that fucker up
>>65692565
It's going to be another productive and fulfilling day and I will make lots of money
Are Canadians literally bred just to suffer
>"I know your on a phone so click this shit now" ad with the punching pepe maymay appears
>ad appears at the top of every page
>I really am on a phone
>worry.jpg
What is this about? I'm too scared to click it.
>>65692603
Theiy're pain most be more severe
>>65692504
Mexicans only run amok here because Washington (ran by nasally yanks) won't let us enforce our border.
Remember that.
>>65692608
kys phoneposter
>>65692608
don't do it it creates mustard gas
Theres a black guy on YouTube named DJ Akademiks whos made a career out of reporting rapper drama
>>65692290
if i had friends why the fuck would i be hanging out here
>>65692484
Texan independence when?
>>65692608
mobileposters belong on redd*t
how much of a fedora-wearing aspie do you have to be to browse 4chan on your fucking phone?
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>65692652
>tfw fell for a meme and have actually mustard gassed yourself before
throat hurt for days tbqh
>wanna go to Applebee's for bingo tomorrow
Hell no I dont want to go to Applebee's holy shit I hate that place
Please tell me I'm not the only one. I'd rather go to Taco John's than spend $25 +tip dollars on a tiny mediocre meal
>>65692634
>>65692662
there is nothing wrong with mobile posting
>>65692603
despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a CAAAAGE
>>65692662
>muh sekrit club
you're the only aspie here family
>there is nothing wrong with mobile posting
>>65692693
pls gtfo our club
>>65692678
>$25 +tip
>He goes to Applebee's alone
haha oh my God
>>65692662
this
>>65692484
If Texas seceded would they get to keep any of the nukes they possess?
>>65692621
This
>>65692634
>>65692652
>>65692662
see
>>65692682
and never reply to me again
Also I'll have you know I only took my phone in the bathroom to have a shit and shitpost
>>65692678
>Applebee's for bingo
Do you guys normally go to another place for bingo?
>>65692678
Taco John's is tippy top tier my melanin-infused relative
>>65690678
omfg
>>65692726
the nukes are property of the US govt
that being said if they were willing to fight for them they could probably keep them
>Hey mr easter bunny can I have some chocolate?
>How bout I shit in yo hand lil' nigga
>>65692737
>spending so much time on the toilet you need entertainment
Enjoy your defective digestive system, cuck
>>65692704
>I make frequent use of the fedora vape image
>>65692786
Why am I laughing so hard at this holy fuck
>>65692773
>the nukes are property of the US govt
Yeah, but why would that matter if they are already IN Texas?
If they came to take the nukes the governor could just threaten to go Kim on their asses.
My cousins kid doesn't like Dinosaurs. Is he damaged?
>>65692794
Heh...
>>65692819
Very, you have to put him down
>>65692819
Dinosaurs are fucking gross
>>65692717
No you dumb shit I don't go to Applebee's alone I'm being invited to bingo
>>65692751
I hate bingo
We were supposed to go to BWW for half-off wings and some slag bailed so we rescheduled
>>65692765
Agree
TJ's >>>>>>>> Taco Bell
>>65692819
No, he's well-minded
>>65692819
Maybe hes been spoiled by mechs and kaijus. Ask if he likes Pacific Rim
>>65692819
Does he like legos though? that might redeem him.
Otherwise he's going to grow up to be a swedish sissy boy and then you're only course of action is >>65692833
>>65692815
>If they came to take the nukes the governor could just threaten to go Kim on their asses.
Yeah that's where it would get interesting. I'm sure they'd use the nukes as a bargaining power and give them back in return for other concessions. Or they could go north korea and become gommies :DDDD
why is Japanese music so much better than North American music?
Fuck the system
>>65692841
>>65692852
If you didn't love dinosaurs as a kid you were fucked.
>>65692843
How fucking cheap is your Applebee's holy fuck
>>65692871
Why are you such a faggot?
>>65692843
>Half off wings
Take me with
>>65692871
b c u z
>>65692871
Why don't all the weaboos in the world jump off a cliff?
>>65692871
>post anime picture
>has favoritism towards Japanese music
Gee I don't fucking know you weeb
>>65692876
who /velociraptor/ here
>>65692871
kys
>>65692898
Triceratops was dope even if all it ate was grass
Alright I'm done with my shit, not posting on my phone anymore. Happy now?
>>65692898
more like /autism/
>>65692898
>>65692928
T R I C E R A T O P S
>>65692939
No, once a mobileposter always a mobileposter
commit Sudoku to redeem your family's honor.
>>65692883
>>65692891
>>65692894
>>65692916
not an argument
>>65692939
Prove it.
>>65692678
Applebees is hideous. You are correct, imo. would not want.
>>65692939
>Happy now
NEVER
>>65692898
>>65692950
Spinosaurus or go fuck your mother
Anyone else high as fuck?
Hit that (You) button now you dank memers!
>>65692876
Maybe he's just a true patrician who prefers Cambrian snib snabbers
>>65692877
Not cheap at all, it's horrible
Appetizers start at like $6-12. bullshit
>>65692890
Are you a college student?
>>65692973
holy shit
>>65693000
all dinosaurs are cambrian you dildo muncher
>>65692843
Taco Time (((power gap))) >>>>>
anything else
Give me a reply you good for nothing stoners!
>>65691072
He dramatically increased access to health insurance through the Affordable Health Care Act.
He normalized relations with Cuba.
He ended Don't Ask Don't Tell.
He oversaw the assassination of Osama Bin Laden.
That's just the stuff from the top of my head. He beats Trudeau the Younger at the very least.
>>65692973
You don't happen to have family in New York, perchance?
>>65692992
nou
Triceratops a best
>>65693007
Not quite yet
>>65693043
Both of you faggots have shit taste
>tfw ill never be good at getting (You)'s again
>>65693046
Do you guys smoke weed? Have you tried edibles before?
>tfw my uncle makes edibles occasionally but he never shares them
>>65692973
>>65693052
none of those are good things
>>65693037
Dinosaurs are Mesozoic, bud. That's Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous periods
>>65693068
come up with some good b8 lad
>>65693071
Thanks
>>65693072
Currently high for the second time on dude weed in my life
Pretty ebun desu
@65693068
I bet if you K'd YS on live stream you'd get plenty of (you)'s
I got my gf back lads
>weed
>>65693102
I'm gonna fuck your gf
>>65693071
I wonder what goes on in her head
Best mexican dulce
Debate me
>>65693096
im too dumb
>chess isn't a sport
>>65693043
Is that a regional thing?
>>65693068
Buy a pass and say something really stupid somewhere to get (You)s.
It doubles your (You) revenue.
>>65693125
>mexican """"""""""""""candy"""""""""""""""
kangz n kwaynz
>>65693149
fuck off shill
>>65693140
close those tabs NOW
>>65693140
>he doesn't use Tomorrow 4chan
kys phoneposter
>>65693149
>paying for (You)s
what an age we live in
Poortherners think they have it better than us when in reality their income is gobbled up by high rent, taxes, train fares, and road tolls. This is a fact.
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht
In
Nord
Süd
Ost
und
WEST
>>65693180
>income
dumb southerner
>>65693180
>Having to live next to niggers
No thanks
>>65693185
germany lost both wars you fucking subhuman krautcuck
>>65693119
Where do you've live
Also post a picture of yourself
>>65693180
Good thing we live in first world societies and not barns that smell like cow shit
>>65693180
>road tolls
Please don't lump Eastcucks in with the rest of the Northern states
>>65693221
Wisconsin :3
>>65684934
>>65686610
/cum/ what are they talking about?
>>65693192
more like DISconnecticut amirite lmao xD
>>65693204
>having to live next to irish and italians
fuk no
>>65693248
Minnesota >>>>>>> Wisconsin
t. Iowan
>How dare they spend a small amount of money to support a website that's facing the possiblity of being shut down from a lack of money truly these people are worse than Hitler and Stalin combined if that combination was a tripfag footfag animeposting hypernormie!
You guys can't be serious...
>>65693255
You invaded us?
>>65693208
>not loving that dank accordion military march
fag
>>65693180
>implying we aren't cucking you yankee boys out of your tax dollars for all the negros you set free and the southern economy you destroyed
get back to work, wagie. jamal needs his welfare for malt liquor and menthol cigarettes
>>65693248
>>65693258
>having to live next to hatians and cubans
FUK no
>>65693273
Did we?
>>65693266
FUCK OFF
>>65693283
Don't bully :(
me
>>65693281
800 a month is literally nothing though
Being a NEET gives you jackshit
>>65693258
>amirite
wew hello redd*t
>>65693255
Was it that story about some kids who somehow accidentally crossed the border while playing Pokemon Go in the wilderness?
>>65693311
*cocks shotgun*
Fack off
>>65693247
i'm talking about yankees not midwesterners :^) you're good lads
>>65693229
>first world
pic related
>>65693258
Irish and Italians who are proper Catholics are better than niggers and jesusfreak heretics
>le so random xD
literally put the gun to my fuckin head
>>65693306
>feels bullied by a weeb post
>>65693320
dumb Greek bastard isn't telling me
>>65693312
>Being a NEET gives you jackshit
gives you freedom and comfort, something wagecucks don't have much of.
What is that normie wagecuck saying? You only live once? Yes, that's it.
>>65693270
Fuck off.
Pass users are scum.
i wanna live in Wyoming
>>65693357
>He actually fell for the NEET meme
>>65693335
*puts gun to your penis*
teehee
Darth Vader's win because they create a black hole due to their density
>>65693192
forgot about this pic
>>65693248
If that's really you give me your email if you're willing to drive to Minneapolis
>>65691138
dendrology?