>By all accounts, the Finns are winning hands-down (or up?) in the size wars. In a study of 1,600 babies born between 1997 and 2001, the Danes had smaller testicles than the Finns. Scientists know this because they expertly measured "ellipsoidal volume" and found the Danish package lagging at birth. The differences were even more pronounced after three months, with the Finns averaging three times more testicular growth.
>hen these results were published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism in 2006, it was the Scandinavian equivalent of announcing Yale men have smaller nuts than Harvard men. The story "was very much in our media," says lead researcher Katharina Main of the University of Copenhagen. Another study measured baby penile lengths, showing boys with more testosterone had longer lads. "The Finns are doing so much better from every parameter, semen, testes size, and cancer," Main bemoaned.
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex_health/2010/02/the_little_princes_of_denmark.html
The immigrants in Sweden will balance that out eventually, though.
>>65675920
Perhaps we are related to Finns afterall.
>>65675920
>be the balls to Sweden's dick on the map
>have big balls irl
>swedes feel insecure
>start importing bbc
you cannot fabricate these claims.
wtf has somebody been measuring my balls when i was a baby??
>>65676998
Penis inspection day as well.
>>65676998
They are measured when you start your conscription and give your sperm sample
Bravo finland, bravo
>>65675920
OTOH, Danish boys have breasts.
>New research indicates that more than half of all Danish boys develop breasts during puberty.
http://sciencenordic.com/one-two-boys-develops-breasts
>>65678048
its true im a double d
>tfw have gone to puberty (i think, I can ejactulate) but my balls haven't grown and one is significantly smaller than the other
What do
>>65677016
i lost my virginity on penis inspection day
best national holiday
>>65678554
Btw I'm 19
>>65677196
???? i never had such thing
>>65678688
They only want a sperm sample if you are a genetically desirable stock. It is for after war repopulattion efforts where bad genes do not belong.
Largest testicles and yet autistic and gay
>>65678838
but i am a tall, blue-eyed blond guy with a 18cm dick, why would they not want my superior semen?
>>65678838
It's true. They took samples from all my black friends.
>>65675920
>boys with more testosterone had longer lads
>>65676145
Finland: 13.77 (embarrassing)
Denmark: 15.29 (okay)
One of these is fake