You wake up in your current location in the year 100. What do you do?

>>65669260
get raped by natives

>>65669260
get raped by natives

>>65669260
Rape the natives

>>65669260
natives raped by get

>>65669260
Try to speak to my ancestors, they dont understand shit
get killed.

>>65669260
dying

>>65669260
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

VIVA LA REVOLUCIOOOOOON

>>65669260
>Dingling Tribes (Proto-Turks)
Remove proto-roaches.

Kill almost all of them with diseases
Modernize the ones who are left
Build civilization
Rape the Spanish when they land
Be worshipped as a God for millenia to come

Cough on natives
Wait

>>65669260
Get raped by Romans

>>65669260
Conquer Australia

>>65669470
We wuz khaganz n shieet

>>65669468
>year 100
>revolution in México
wtf mane

>>65669714
CHARRUA
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>>65669754
I would be fucked
charruas were fucking cannibals

Try to speak Latin but be in the wrong continent for that.

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>>65669260
Try to reach a Roman outpost.

>>65669260
Fall down to my death.

>>65669260
Tell them to kill all Arabs (Mohamad's grand grand parents in particular) while they still can.

>>65669260
Shit myself.
Go to heaven.
Leave back everything smelling like shit.

Live in a Roman fort city.

First I go north to Canada, build a raft to go to Greenland, then Iceland, and if I'm lucky enough I'll make it to Europe. I introduce Arabic numerals to the Romans and teach them modern mathematics, I tell them another continent exists and I tell them about heliocentrism and universal gravitation and whatever other basic principles of science I can think of, Rome is now the center of science and math in the whole world

>>65669714
Shit I read that 100 years ago, in that case the be raped by natives

rice farming

Fall to my death because I live on the 10th floor.

Get raped by natives, then eaten by wolves.

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>>65669260
Unite Germanic people under one flag

>>65670563
RIP

>>65670361
amen

>>65669807
i thought that was a myth

>>65670563
Same I'm in my office on the 27th floor.

>>65670361
are you a muslim?

>>65669260
Try to hunt for food, fail, starve to death.

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>>65669260
I enjoy the luxuries of the Narbonensis province

>>65669260
Hope that I can understand vulgar latin.

make friends with romans, become legionaire

savages ITT

>>65670908
*takes a shit in the sleeping place of legionairies.*


Legionairies now sleep in my shit.

make a sushi restaurant

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Start building a shelter, collecting firewood, and forage for food. Hope I don't get raped if natives find me.

>>65669260
Instant death

>>65669260
Kill myself

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>big city in the roman empire (Bononia)
>mfw

>>65669260
Being tree in ural forest

>>65669260
I would probably die for falling to the ground considering that I currently living in the 4th floor in an apartment building

>>65669260
teach them how to make pizza

>>65669260
fall 8 stories to my death.
thanks, asshole

Suffocate in the vacuum of space.

>>65671998
this man has big plans for humanity i like him

>>65669546
Unless you're born outside of modern England you would be a roman citizen you pleb

>>65669260
praise my roman masters
also building them libraries

Go paint some memes in the nearest cave and create meme-related pottery to confuse future generations and shitposters.

>>65669260
Make the romans a bunch of weebs

dig for gunpowder and build gau-8 out of rock then kill 8 people to get killstreak chopper then steal it and ride into the sunset

Probably get killed and eaten by some curious coons

Either get eaten or make part in an aboriginal orgies. Or both.

I would be in nowhere, because the city i live was founded only in 1200's.
But i would be just a few 30 km from one of the biggest cities the romans built here. So obviously i would go there and see what happens.

>>65672077
s-sorry

die

>>65669260
Get killed instantly by the Wampanoag tribe.

That was fun.