/brit/

all irish posters are trinity using his many different phone contracts to post simulated conversations

>>65647666
me on the right

>>65647666
me on the right

I was all for setting up a separate Jewish state in Madagascar or Palestine or someplace, but not to exterminate them. Besides, by exterminating 4 million Jews - they say 5 or 6 million at this trial, but that is all propaganda, I am sure it wasn't more than 4.5 million - they have made martyrs out of those Jews. For example, because of the extermination of these Jews, anti-Semitism has been set back many years in certain foreign countries where it had been making good progress.

>the north
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8

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trappy

>>65647712
There was 5 Irish posts in under a minute in the last thread you madman

me in september: a hoe
me in october: a hoecus pocus

>>65647712
>
ill leave him to it then since all irish posters apart from me are utterly atrocious

ta ta

>>65647666
damn those fucking gooks look retarded when they open their eyes

>>65647718
>>65647715
hmmm..

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>>65647715
>>65647718

i'm the only good irish poster, the most well known as well

>>65647712
trinners hasn't posted in donkey years the schizophrenia finally got to him

martin shkreli is in a near identical situation to poleaboo

Two niggers undressed me and tore my shirt in two. I kept only my pants. Being handcuffed, I could not pull them up when they fell down. So now I was naked. Four days! On the fourth day, I was so cold that my body was numb. I couldn't hear anything. Every two - four hours (even in the night!) Niggers came along under command of a white man and hammered at me. Cigarette burns on the nipples. Fingers gouged into eye-sockets. Eyebrows and chest hair pulled out. Genitals beaten with an oxwhip. Testicles very swollen. Spat at. "Mouth open" and was spat into. When I refused to open, my jaws were pried apart with a stick and my mouth spat into. Beaten with a whip - swollen, dark-blue whelps all over the body... Photographed naked! Jeered at wearing an old army greatcoat which they hung round me.

>>65647814
me in the bath

>>65647765
yeah just after I called you out on it you posted simultaneously to make me seem like an idiot

you can't trick me

big fan of jap tv

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473531418973.webm

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>tfw the wifi I use on the train to college gives me a british IP
>opinion is actually argued against rather than constant ad hominem replies
>get more (you)'s
fucking anglo bastards... I'm onto you

>"The pumpkin spice latte is filled with the blood of indigenous peoples and people of color, but also their joy, their sweat, their labor and their love. We cannot let white consumerism take that away from us. Get it trending: #decolonizepumpkinspice."

really makes you think

>>65647712
was that the guy who was obsessed with germany

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Classic K-pop choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4NXTLmyVM

If I'm going to be perfectly honest I am the BEST Irish poster

I'm the most charismatic, charming, witty and intelligent poster in all of 4chan for gods sake. I have an IQ of 200, I'm objectively superior.

Is it true East England full of chavs and farmers??

>>65647820
Show us your 3" willy

>>65647916
you're wrong

I'm the best

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>>65647906
good times

>>65647957
yes
no
maybe

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About to read the Lucifer v Amenadiel duel
Rather excited

>>65647957
Is it true France is full of ignorant cretins who know fuck all about England?

>>65647980
i dont know

Hold the phone
People don't take /pol/ and the alt right seriously, right? I've been shitposting on /pol/ for years, the racism/jew hatred is ironic - atleast I hope it is.

The alt right doesn't actually exist, it's just anti-SJW, anti-establishment, pro-free speech pushed to the limit; a "movement" only possible through the anonymity provided by chans.

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>>65647912
https://youtu.be/ruf6nNJXeeM?t=238

>>65648014
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

bit windy outside
at least that means ill have enough electricity for the night

girls are cute :c

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>>65648028

>>65648028
everyones racist

>>65648072
gay cunt

>>65648072
thanks :3

threads moving quickly

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>tfw you will be dead before 2017

Protestants and Muslims are natural allies

>>65648120
how come lad

>>65648028
>Hold the phone

ok now what

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>>65648063
is this the gateway to valhalla

>>65648118
Big boy bike, big ting 650
Moving along on the road too quickly

i've found god again lads

Cold out

>>65648157
that is in fact a christian church

tired

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how old were you when you first watched Threads?

>be American
>become a serial killer

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>>65648028

>>65648173
No, God found you my brother

>>65648188
irish weather?

>>65648173
This is the one good Irish gimmick 2bqh

when you've got the message, hang up

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>>65648168

the frenchman, the dane, the german. 3 jfs, 3 cunts. Would spark them all out given the chance

Why does /brit/ just get the worst jfs

>>65648188
He says bit cold out you utter welp

>>65648168
this flag and comment combination is not ok

>>65648288
The Dane and the German are the same bloke.

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>The Republic of Ireland

american elections are always just about advertising and publicity . obama did it through spending (and being black ). trump is doing it through memes . he'll win easily.

>>65648288
I don't know lad
Shall we figure out this troublesome mystery?

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>>65648288
i try to be a good poster

i really do

>>65648330
*crosses name off list*
alright, that makes my job easier

>>65648367
not trying very hard

>>65648367
You don't try hard enough

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>wh-why would you say something like that?
>*sniff* that's, like, r-really mean
>*starts crying and hides under the desk*

>>65648216
about 2 watch now 2bh

>>65648396
Why are Yanks so allergic to banter?

>>65648288
my superior German muscle could repel any pitiful cuckboy english attack

>>65648404
it will red pill you on global thermonuclear war

>>65648396
hate this fat prick

cocks 6.5 inches

alright
Already we'll all float on

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>>65648396
>How dare you, a woman, forget your place to not only address me directly with such haram speak but to also do so without properly covering your face and head. Were it not for the laws of this land I would stone you myself here and now using some day old meat balls from Subway

Have a thing for my second cousin lads

Feeling a bit vile desu

>>65648437
Sing us a nasheed you cunt

>>65648437
2 world wars

>>65648396
bradley cooper really let himself go

>>65648474
pics

>>65648396
>>65648487
samefadhe

>>65648512
wish I was him

>>65648517
just came so cant get hard again for a while soz

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>>65648487

>>65648522
Mate just let it go, it's just not, trinity hasn't posted here in years

>>65648496
nothing wrong with that

>>65648499
london?
>>65648508
we lost them because i wasn't alive yet

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hello there

the

angel from my nightmare

miss you

JFS OUT

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what the fuck

>>65648579
You get out

think muslims should be cremated alive haha

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>>65648437
I'm not english sunshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zstGpA-UMFY&feature=youtu.be&t=2h3m52s

arghhhh techno lads

why is everyone saying gookmoot killed 4chan

used to eat subway all the time until i started working there and realized how nasty it is haha

>>65648438
sounds fun

>>65647119

business idea: log every business idea posted here until you find a gem amongst the rocks

>>65648599
Jesus...

The Irish aren't the driving force behind fucking gun control, literal WASP's are

>>65648609
nice specs twat

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Why is my penis so dry?

WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY

>>65648599
>great great grandfather was irish
>therefore the person is irish
hmm yes very good

>>65648641
Think they're making a joke my lad

Now I can burn a cigarette, stand a cigar too
But when it comes to dipping snuff, I simply flat refuse
Some people can take a pinch or two, put it in their mouth
Dew it up real juicy and spit it all about

>>65648613
those 2 hours where quite a ride, but it was worth it

>>65648609
fucking wreck him paddy
how dare he think of you as english

>>65648658
By those standards I'm Irish ah ha ha

watching ASMR post-ironically

someone post the poz cuckold vocaroo

>>65648647
parents were probably brainwashed into mutilating your dick to properly show your servitude to israel

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wasted my life and can't get over it

>>65648679
are you trying to be funny or?

Gimmick idea: gimmick posting

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>>65647666
>>65647814
Owls are great.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Fell for the tinder meme hard and am completely ashamed

>chat with girl on tinder
>looks kind of cute, nothing special
>she randomly messages me today and says so are we going to fool around
>I say lets do it today, she says shes on her period so she'll give me head

sounds good right?
>get there
>she lives in a fucking dorm
>shes way fatter and uglier IRL
>she has to check me into the dorm with a qt receptionist
>go up to her tiny dorm
>she starts to blow me and I cum in less than 30 seconds because I had been edging for a week
>cum all over myself, including my shirt
>have no replacement shirt
>she has to check me back out at the receptionist desk with my shirt covered in cum
>all these people seeing me with this fat ugly slag covered in cum
>have to walk home covered in cum
>she still has my number
>shes a total slag and says shes blowing another guy tomorrow


JUST. i want to kill myself. how easily can you get herpes from oral sex?

>>65648689
here's a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFTCBVR_ptc

night lads x

>>65648658
lad we need the kennedys and irish americans for us to have any sort of relevance, if they say they're irish they're irish

>>65648759
>this didn't happen

>>65648764
night

>>65648759
why would you edge for a week before meeting someone

>>65648763
Noice, this will help me sleep

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had an absolutely mental night lads

Attended a wedding tonight lads. This little tart in a short skirt was giving us our plates and I chose salmon. Had a few too many drinks and decided to say 'wahey I'd have your salmon' and she heard me

Fuck sake

going bed

>>65648600
FUCK OFF YANK

>>65648759
praying to allah this story is true

>>65648822

Brits are so adorable.

>>65648839
Shut up nerd

Sorry but she is fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wfiA5w3cKM

>>65648853
canadians are wankers

>>65648822
theres some amount of losers out there
like I accept the fact that I'm basically billy no mates but atleast I can see how pathetic my life is

>>65648790
I swear to fucking god. i just got home and Im in an absolute panic.

How easily can you get an STD from oral? If I got something from her i literally will kill myself

>>65648877

lmao

>>65648873
this is weird as fuck

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Literally me

Haven't been able to breathe clear in years

tfw r1b

Can I come home

find it weird how donald trump may be the next president of america

need a /pozdaddy/ desu ngl

aughhh

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Guess which one is me

>no one believes the tyrone

Kek.

>>65648924
id see a doctor if i had a big hole right in my face 2hb

>>65648882
If you can easily get an STD from oral, then why did Allah, in his infinite wisdom and grace, make it so that a man's penis fits perfectly into a woman's mouth?

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>>65648926
>haplomemes

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way too many leafs itt

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thinking about the time I fucked up my life lmao

depressed as fuck. quitting porn, quitting tinder, and quitting edging

she wasnt even slightly cute. this is awful. am i over reacting?

>>65648951
you took the picture

>>65648882
>>65644065

No one cares

i bet none of you have a perfectly symmetrical face

Craving a vanilla ice cream and peanut butter milkshake lads

>>65649039
me

>>65648999
>>65649034
snap

seems like i probably wont get an STD from head.

Still cuming in 20 seconds from head is an absolute embarrassment.

>>65648759
post dirty t shirt as proof

>>65649039
im horribly ugly and dream of suicide because of it

Gonna top my oil off and take the 240sx out for a comfy night cruise once my phone charges a bit

Any night drive music suggestions hmmmm?

>>65648951
me on the left

Is 24 old?

ALL I NEEDED WAS THE LOVE YOU GAVE

ALL I NEEDED FOR ANOTHER DAY

AND ALL I EVER KNEW

ONLY YOU

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lads

give me a you!

>>65649039
>used to have symmetrical face
>got into too many fights

just cuck my shit up

>>65649028
would believe this but the hottest girl i ever fucked was from tinder. then i fell in love with her and she dropped me because she only wanted an fwb

>>65649089
fuck off grandad

>have a super comfy/easy life-long guaranteed job related to the pharma industry cause our low corp tax rates

scared Trump will render me unemployed

just came inside my gf, now lying beside her

>>65649099
is she a pole?

>>65649121
>lying
that's the only truth in that post

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>tried to make a friend
>make one
>she backstabs me

I fucking hate this place

seeing what they mean desu

after midnight /brit/ turns into a mess of JF vying for position and runts who have yet to go to bed

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>>65649118
That's the price of freedom my friend.

>>65649089
yes
t. 23 year old

>>65649105
Same, I have a scar on my cheek and women are afraid to approach me now cause I look like a menace but really I'm just an autist who does enjoy a good scrap every now and then

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korean pop to be fair lads

Martin Shkreli is an enigma. He seems psychotic.

>>65649039
my face is quite symetrical but I've got a big forehead so im still probably only a 5-6/10

>>65649161
have you seriously never been on /brit/ past midnight

>>65649143
>making female """"friends""""

Pro tip kid, women were made to be bred

Listening to wham my lads

Enjoying myself and drinking away my health

>>65649143
>she
that was your first mistake la

not got a clue what I look like. I look completely different in photos, mirrors, different settings

>>65649186
Actually I'd give you a four

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>>65649161
luckily for me i'm the greatest yank ever to post in /brit/

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Guess which one is me

>>65649141
kek

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>Pro tip kid, women were made to be bred

>>65649161
nighttime /brit/ is much better desu
all the leftie redditors and shitty gimmick posters are gone

>>65649196
>>65649209

What's wrong with making female friends?

i sometimes look really good in photos but most of the time i look fucking horrid

real head scratcher, that

>>65649224
the bar isn't exactly high

>>65649195
literally no but that's because I am now unemployed

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>>65649224
C A T Y A N K

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>>65649217
you dont know me

>>65649229
the plump lass

>>65649249
scratch this *unzips dacks*

>>65649249
Hmmmm....
Angle of incidence x angle of reflection x 3.14 = decent photo
But...
Angle of reflection x angle of incidence x 2 = mong photo
*scribbles down notes*

>>65649141
Fucking based Figsurderssonsson

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>be around last Christmas
>some british woman asks me for directions
>give her the wrong directions
>she will be in the ghetto
>keyed her car while she wasn't looking
>slashed one of her tires also

>>65649168
i have scars on my arms and legs that women like, but i have a droopy eyelid because of the dust ups

think i might get an eye lift when im officially an old cunt

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ok but this doesnt do it justice. there was a ton of specks of cum all near the top and it was clearly cum.

its been about 20 minutes now so obviously it dried up a bit, but it was wet.

really might end it all

>>65649229
picture taker wanker

>8/10 in changing room mirrors
>6/10 in normal mirrors
>5/10 in selfies
>1/10 in photos others have taken of me

intriguing,

>>65649233
joking aside, you have to admit this looks pretty fucking cool

Back home lads fairly pissed

Go to sleep or shitpost whilst watching NCIS?

>>65649244
you have a lot to learn leaf

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what's wrong with making female friends though?

>>65649325
Do however you please, it's no concern of mine, insignificant swine

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>joking aside, you have to admit this looks pretty fucking cool

>>65649303
it's actually Reðjólfur Skaufson

my standards have dropped a lot in two years
not sure if I just gor hornier or if im just desperate

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>>65649309

>>65649232
>>65649233
snap

>>65649345
women make shit friends

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the gf

>>65649358
nice rhyme

>>65649358
I asked this question on /brit/ because I wanted to talk to fellow Brits, not you swarthy potato wogs

just put soap inside my dick. maybe that will kill any potential virus

>>65649309
howling and screeching

what the fuck is wrong with yanks

>>65649309
Get over yourself you got a blowie off a fat girl, at,wast your mates don't know and therefore can't slag you for it

T. Shagged a fat bird (very low point for me)

>>65649345
have you ever talked to a girl about her friends. Literally all they do is bitch about them

thinking of buying a wii-u lads

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Guess which one is me

>>65649309
why is that there to begin with

(note: havent been following)

>>65649419
Im fairly normie as well desu. Im just too addicted to porn and edging, which makes me horny as fuck.

its why I went all the way to this girls fucking dorm for a free blowjob. But it wasnt even good because i came in literally 20 seconds, i was cuming before I was even fully hard.

Oh it wasnt even free, I had to buy her a bottle of vodka to get the head

>>65649309
IS that a table cloth m8?

>>65649446
I got some for you
*wees on U*

>>65649415
Well maybe you should fuck off cause the Celtic man is asserting his dominance here, punk

Now go off and watch your shitty crime dramas in your pj's with a cup of hot chocolate after you got "pissed" off half a pint of bulmers you softcunt

>>65649309
you're a big guy

>>65649446
Splatoon is the only good game on that. It's just a fuckin netflix box for me now.

>>65649459
>think i match qt girl on tinder
>she randomly offers me a blowie today cause shes horny
>im desperate and have been edging for weeks
>go to her place
>shes fatter and way uglier than her pics
>she gives me head and I cum in 20 seconds all over my shirt
>Have to check out to qt receptionist with fat slag and cum all over my shirt

>>65649433
this is good advice and starting to make me feel a bit better. I guess at the end of the day my life isnt any worse

work in the morn

good night

EITHER VICTORY OR SHAHADAH

>>65649433
>>65649434
snap

>>65649446
>>65649457
snap

>>65649465
>>65649470
>>65649477
snapp

>>65649494
>>65649501
snap

>>65649501
It's a medium and I'm really thin. Does look like a fucking parachute there though desu

>>65649494
howl'd
I reckon Irish posters are some of the stupidest shitposters on /int/ its just not noticed since theres so little of us

>>65649541
night nigth

>>65649494
You couldn't assert your dominance over a fucking teddy you gay little cunt

I suggest you run off with your head down and say sorry before I quite honestly pulverise you, pathetic little nonce.

>>65649517
you literally live in the middle of nowhere

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Cheesy chips or a cheese toastie?

so it sounds like people rarely ever get STD's from blowies. Is that accurate?

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coworker keeps talking to me at work, i think she likes me

>>65649603
cheese toastie

snap

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>>65649603

>>65649612
>>65649617
Snap

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>>65649600
No I don't?

>>65649446
Get a Yoga 710

>>65649612
depends on how much teeth where in the play
a wounded willy is easily infected

>>65649617
Sorry lad, I'm already seeing her

>>65649581
>stupid shitposter
I'm sorry mate but I'm the best Irish poster here and I take time and care with every post

>>65649595
No I think I'll stay here and continue to assert my dominance over you, it's clear to me your real shook already. One thump and your out like a light and I'll be on top of your woman riding her senseless.

British pop music was at its peak in the 80's

100%. Utter anthems the lot of them.

>>65649624
Chips it is

Thanks lad

>>65648035
rosy

What is this shirt lad on about?

>>65649701
American Poleaboo

>tops of 28 to 30° for the entire week

yes lads hahaha

>>65649660
>my woman

Ahahaha, fucking twat. Dumb arsed paddy TWAT doesn't realise I'm #MGTOW

Honestly, you come down to my neck of the woods. I'll even buy you a pint. It'll be your last one because I will quite honestly stamp on your head until there's nothing left and bury you in the local woods once I've finished defiling your runty little corpse

>>65649701
incoherent ramblings of a lad in rapid mental decline

10110001100100000010000001100001011011000110110001101110011010010110011101100111011001010111001001110011

Wanna drink and go to the bars tomorrow night lads

Nobody able to go though

>in the car with mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yLzGBlhqo8

I'm a visionary, a genius and a vehement bohemian rapist

You best treat me with respect now

>>65649735
heyyyyyyyy it's an australian!

*high fives you*

sup dude haha

>>65648853
t-thanks

>>65649735
good morning

>>65649674
Post some la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQqFvtFlFLk

>>65649752
just realized i fucked this up

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>#MGTOW
Caterwauling at this fellow, what a bitter virgin fool he must be!

How can I force myself to stop looking at porn? Im definitely addicted. I spend hours a day edging

>>65649737
>mgtow
I'd actually hop you if I seen you walking down the street
Fucking mgtow clowns and similar groups are the reason whites are going to be minorities in their own country

>>65649841
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>>65649746
>>65649752
snap

>>65649841
Chop cock off and send it to me

>ywn speed around Bracknell with the lads listening to 808 state in your xr3i

Why even live

>>65649857
>>65649868
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>>65649841
by having some willpower and just not doing it
also get a new hobby if you sre actually wasting hours every day doing it

>>65649780
>>65649796
alri lads haha

>>65648609
who the FUCK is this guy and why do the Irish posters spam him constantly

>>65649770
/brit/ is a multicultural board

>>65649844
SNIP

>>65649841
control yourself

I have a high sex drive and normally wank like twice a day, sometimes three times.

But I can easily stop for a week without any problems. When I was on holiday I didn't wank for two weeks and was fine.

Weird desu, I should be way more dependent on it considering I wank so much

>>65649916
Been meaning to ask this myself

>>65649892
whats a good hobby? Once Im working full time I'll spend less time.

But I have too much free time. I already lift so cant do that

>>65649841
get a hobby

I like to think of myself as the British Chris Christie

>>65649844
>he fell for it

Listen here my lad, big fan of the Irish and Ireland in general, wear my little pin on st paddy's day and everything, don't ruin it by being a cocky little shithouse, settle down and have a pint with me.

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german gf sent me this

>>65649938
maybe it's easier for you to refrain when you are keeping yourself busy

don't need women or material possessions

deep meditation is the path to through happiness

>>65649916
>>65649956
he's an mma fighter and ireland's best dressed man

I like to think of myself as a fucking retard

>>65649958
>>65649973
snap

>>65649242
>all the civilised rational people with a job have gone to bed
>only the /pol/tard NEETs are still up spreading their autism

>>65649958
vidya or gym i suppose
I thought yanks had lots of things to do
all people over here do is get drunk or smoke weed

You say Deafheaven I say Winterfylleth
You say Liturgy I say Panopticon
You say Wolves in the Throne Room I say Drukdh

>IKEA challenge

want to do this now

havent showered for 4 days lads
armpits fucking REEK

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any of you lads got hayfever?

>>65650010
im in uni lad
and i posted here during the summer while working fulltime t b h

Just imagine walking into your 2 bed flat in W8 (cost £80k), crashing on your sofa and whacking some trashy channel 4 programme on and chowing down on a pot noodle

Oh to be an adult in the 90's

Korean ASMR is truly patrician

>whole issues of Lucifer with Lucifer basically as a side character
not a fan of this
Mazikeen and the assorted literally whos on that boat need to neck themselves

>>65650043
post fucking machines

>>65650043
post them

>>65650039
do it
>>65650043
take a shower
>>65650061
not me

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>>65650023
all boring

Should have had a cheese toastie lads

>this chirpy Irishrunt

will absolutely clobber you if you don't shut up you garrulous little nematode

>>65650067
W8 mentioned

>>65645567
>>65645567
>>65645567
new

>>65650087
BIG

>>65649916
the hardest man in all of Ireland
Best bareknuckle boxer I ever did see

>>65649841
The best way is to just do other things. Watch movies with friends. Go on walks. Read a book. Just do stuff all day and then be tired enough to go straight to bed.