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Midwestern Romance Edition
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first for me
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its chilly out
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first for maple syrup
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>>>/a/
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4th for maple syrup
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>>65611142
>>65611146
Pathetic
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>>65611130
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>>65611117
>Flag so shit you have to spell your name out
US states are shit at flags. Mine is only barely recognizable because instead of a blue flag with a seal, it's a white flag with a blue seal.

Maine needs to go back to their old flag. It was so much better.
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>>65610896
2 more post-404:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5dgbjWnlFk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnqewOIulE [Embed]
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>>65611157
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where do gf's come from?
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>>65611170
Well, when a mommy and a daddy loves each other very much...
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>>65611170
outer space no joke
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>>65611160
do not ever respond to one my posts ever again
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>>65611170
Liquefied hopes and dreams.

You just have to mold and apply heat to it once you think it's perfect.
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>>65611117
m i d w e s t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGeFQlYnbJY
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>>65611170
gf's come from timing (opportunity), proximity, and effort (not being autistic)
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>>65611170
From amazonia anywhere else and its a trap
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What are u listening to buds?

https://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I
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>>65611117
MINNESOTA IS KEKED

WISCONSIN>MINNESOTA
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>>65611163
If it was up to me this would be our state flag
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>tfw don't think I'm watching a single thing this season
what are you buds keeping up with this fall?
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>>65611206
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjCmO6WrIWQ
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>>65611206
yayayaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgti19VYMtU
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>>65611223
>if you don't like it: move

There's a phrase for that: white flight.
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just filled out my absentee ballot
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>>65611239
That's definitely an improvement. I want my state to make the official maritime flag our state flag.
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>>65611243

Keijo!!!!!!!!
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>>65611199
Good feels

>>65611223
Deranged desu

>>65611267
Nice
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Should I move to Bismarck, ND lads?

>93% white
>cheap real estate and cost of living
>good job market
>qt midwestern girls of german/scandi descent
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>>65611299
take a trip there and get a lay of the land, if you like it sure
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>>65611243
Gonna try to watch that one lesbian band one. I'll blast through the first season starting... now
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>>65611243
cute boys desu
I'm sure I'll drop over half of them
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>>65611223
so nothing changes?
lel
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>>65611299
>Bismarck

It's okay, Fargo is better imo
Visit and see if you like it bud
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>>65611299
Looks pretty flat and open and for some reason that makes me uneasy. Needs more trees, a lot more really. You might like it, go.
https://www.google.com/maps/@46.7767258,-100.7807436,3a,75y,190.75h,88.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-fkBQgYAlPQ1h5N1Yveznw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
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im very bored
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>>65611331
Fucking Mexicans
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>>65611349
I would but
>florida
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>>65611370

you're a boring person
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>>65611331
>Mexico
>26 of 51
Jesus Christ.
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>>65611370
wanna play me in chess?
1. E4
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I want to quit my job work for Jewgle, but I'll never be smart enough.
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>>65611223
Don't be rude.

>>65611239
Looks better; I would definitely remember it.

We need to steal Milwaukee's new flag for the whole state.
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>>65611331
>Dominican Republic
Was expecting Brazil desu
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>>65611365
I think it's cool. North Dakota has one of the lowest population densities and is extremely rural outside its major cities(even then the major cities are hardly even 'cities'). I'm from northern Georgia so I'm pretty accustomed to feelings of claustrophobia and want try living somewhere more spacious.
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>>65611384
yeah a bit
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>tfw something went wrong while fapping and now the tip of my penis stings
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>>65611458
what're you, 12?
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Thinking about getting a pass
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>>65611458
Does it hurt?
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>>65611404
No, Im not a nerd.
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>>65611449
Butbutbut
>North Dorkota
>Not South Dorkota
Am I dissuading you from here?
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>>65611470
kek. this hasn't happened to me since I was 12/13
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does anyone have a chili recipe better than mine?

If so pls post
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>>65611417
>Milwaukee new flag
Far better than our old one
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>>65611494
rude. no, you're a dipshit
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>>65611243
just finished gundam thunderbolt
pretty nihilistic desu

>>65611326
>synopsis for classicaloid
can't be worse than nodame cantabile
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>>65611541
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>>65611505
Nah, it's just that Rapid City or Sioux Falls don't have as great economies so they're not at the top of my list. Your shitposting is pretty dissuading though :^)
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*Jumps the border*
Huh, that was easy.
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>>65611578
BUILD
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I want to own several cargo ships that do trade between the US and South East Asia so I can feel like a cool merchant from the 1700s
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tfw no virginia gf
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>>65611589
*Jumps the Wall*
Huh, that was even easier.
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Plucking the hairs off the shaft, friends
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>>65611630
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>>65611631
*places beartraps on interior of wall*
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>>65611642
can I have them if you're just going to throw them away?
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>>65611642
i know this feel. too risky to go in there with a close electric razor.
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>>65611661
*places bare traps on interior of wall*
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this new little vape I bought looks like a fat chode version of my previous one but it rips fatter clouds too
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>>65611575
>Your shitposting is pretty dissuading though :^)
I want FRIENDS GODDAMNIT

>Rapid City or Sioux Falls don't have as great economies
It's a little bump, we should be on the upturn next summer
Housing is rising which sucks
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>>65611660
too real. it hurts! make it stop
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>>65611660

all the gfs are in henrico county

chesterfield is the TRUE feels county
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>>65611681
l-lewd
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>tfw no gf to snuggle with while the temperature drops
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you know when people say "my dick has a mind of its own"?
can I teach my penis to do calculus?
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gas a yank
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>>65611707
you gotta work on your standup anon
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>tfw gf

4chan Pass user since January 2016.
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>>65611719
I just flew in from cleveland and boy are my arms tired!
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>>65611708
a fucking LEAFGOLEM
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>>65611661
>beartraps
Silly American, I´m not a bear so it doesn´t work.
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>>65611733
how to you make martha stewart scream twice?
first you fuck her in her ass, then you wipe your dick on her curtains!
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>>65611691
chesterfeild is where the young people have fun

henrico is where I am and thats about it

>>65611688
*boom*
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>>65611773

where the hell do you go to have fun in chesterfield?
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>>65611783
I don't know where to have fun anywhere around here
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>>65611815

I'M GONNA DIE A KV AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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>flyovers talking about fun
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Would you cuddle with Mercy
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>>65611815
>chesterfield
just move to richmond senpai. you're so close to having some normalcy and social possibility
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>>65611833
that would be impossible because it is a cartoon
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>>65611757
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>south dakota
>midwestern
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>>65611685
>I want FRIENDS GODDAMNIT
Go outside
>It's a little bump, we should be on the upturn next summer Housing is rising which sucks
Once they raise interest rates house prices should quit rising. Or we'll enter another recession and they'll fall
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Where do I get a white gf
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>>65611833
Yes
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>>65611828
>califags talking about water
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>>65611828
>Tangerines telling me how to have fun

>>65611833
I have a strict platonic relationship with doctors

>>65611856
What else would they be?

>>65611871
>Go outside
No, I want friends whom I can indulge in deep discussions of 4chan autism with
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>>65611872
mexico
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>>65611897
midwest ends at the plains
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>>65611885
>>65611828
>anybody in the US who doesn't live in NYC thinking that they live in real city
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>>65611904
B-but Mexico is full of brown people
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>>65611897
>>65611907
>>65611856
It's Midwest.
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>>65611907
The Great Plains start at the center of the Dakotas
Eastern SD and ND are basically Western Minnesota
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>>65611904
Hmm?
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>>65611897
>No, I want friends whom I can indulge in deep discussions of 4chan autism with
Then get out of /cum/, this is a normie general :^)
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>>65611915
oh apologies we all dont live in a rats nest with 8 million other people. yall are fucked if anything happens to energy or food supplies. eatabagadicksfaggit
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>>65611922
wrong
you need trees to be midwestern
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>>65611907
>>65611922

The Midwest is just a huge imaginary piece of shit. There was a study done with a pretty large sample size that asked people from all over what is "Midwest". The short answer is that its generally considered anything in the general area that doesn't fit in easily to one of the other basic designations, i.e. West coast, Texas, South, Northeast. The Great Lakes are also grouped into this region.

The "Midwest" is basically just a bullshit term.
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>>65611935
the entire country would be fucked seeing as NYC is one of the most, if not the most important financial center in the world, and it also contributes $1 trillion of the US's $17 trillion GDP
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Virginia > alle
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>>65611931
There were a few Minnesotans and Manitobans, an Iowan, and a New Yorker who were all buddy buddy

But then they all returned to their lives, and /midwest/ died
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>be virginian
>can't even spell "all" right
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i have never been outside here
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post late night songs bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08rGgzgZO4E
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>>65611915
>this is what jew yorkers actually believe
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>>65611996
whoops meant here
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>>65611996
I've been to Australia and New Zealand more than California.
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>>65611995
es ist Deutsch
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>>65612020
warum sprichst du deutsch in diesen faden?
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>>65612001
>With a GDP of $1.21 trillion, the Greater New York City region is the world’s second-largest metropolitan economy, behind Tokyo.

>New York’s economy is about 53% larger than the world’s next largest urban economy, Los Angeles (with a GDP of $786.7 billion in 2012).

really makes you think
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>>65612010
Oh, that's terrible. Visit places.
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Come and sleep with me and then wake up only to realize it's 3am and you are no longer sleepy, /cum/
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>>65611991
Wish I had a job and shit desu. Basically when I'm not doing drugs with my friends I'm sitting around watching netflix and shitposting by myself. Wish I got on the college train and accepted that debt was my only option
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>>65612010
No shame in that. America is all pretty homogeneous imo.
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>>65611828
there is something very attractive about this girl
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>>65612025
warum nicht?
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>when a jew yorker is confronted about the amount if shit he wades in, he will become confused and only be able to muble "muh gdp" or "muh gdp muhfugga"
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>>65611996
>>65612010
Haven't been outside here.

Live in Florida and only visited up north.

Someday I will visit everywhere.
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>>65612032
It's a shithole infested with rats and minorities. That's all I need to think about because I'd never live there.
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>>65612038
>>65612054
>>65612077
been all over europe but the furthest ive been in america is oswego, illinois and warren dunes, michigan
i never even stopped in indiana. of all the time ive lived in america, ive spent maybe half a week outside cook county
i hate this fucking city
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>>65612077
What county? I'm living in Brevard right now
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Oregon was fun
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>>65612090
Indiana is a piece of shit. It's a more boring version of Ohio with marginally less black people.
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>>65612052
Sounds like a motivation problem

>>65612062
Weil die Idioten versteht wir nicht
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only good boys allowed ITT
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>>65612064
>>65612086
>live in LA
>stuck in traffic for 5 hours
>live in Boston
>last call at 2am lmao
>live in Chicago
>only like 2 subway lines run past midnight, literally nothing to do as well
>live in SF
>full of techies, asians, and white people who think they live in a """diverse""" city
>live anywhere else in the country
>literally nothing to do, like 2 restaurants worth going to, and public transportation is essentially non-existent

really makes you think
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>>65612102
Seminole.
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anyone can recommend me a nice lewd anime about a tsundere qt that falls in love with a fucking idiot.
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>>65612140
texhnolyze
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>playing team fortress
>join a server
>some guy from new jersey taking about how badass his city is with all the violence
>mfw people are proud of this

What a terrible place. No wonder change wont come to them.
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>>65612150
new jersey isnt a city
ive got cousins in new jersey
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>>65612149
good anime
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>>65612167

I got broads in atlanta
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>>65612140
Kiss X Sis

>>65612167
My cat lives in my neighbor's garage
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>>65612150
lmao NJ is a huge meme
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Just told my room mate I'm a Trump supporter hahaha
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>>65612140
idk about lewd but

Nozaki Kun and Lovely Complex wew
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXQzQbPZvk
>>65612175
twistin dope lean and fanta
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>>65612132
>live in new york
>can't get into manhattan because the toll booth operators are on strike
>can't sit down on the subway because the only empty seat has a puddle of piss in it
>can't sleep because the nignog next door is blasting his shitty music
>breath through my mouth because it smells like garbage everywhere
>avoid eye contact with everyone because anyone could be a homeless person who'll ask you for money
>be asexual because all the women are greedy gold diggers
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>>65612183
>>65612200
danke schön
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>>65612124
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>>65612256
i can't deny this
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>>65612137
Nice. What's it like? My city is literally a dumpster. Has a higher crime rate than Detroit and it's hard to find peers who know how to have fun without doing drugs.
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>>65612196
>mfw my mom told her coworkers at work that I support Trump
Now they would probably think I'm some racist if I ever have to meet them.
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>>65612288
Do you live with her or something? Why would they meet you?
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>>65612269
Warum das Bild?
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is it autistic to watch mre reviews for hours at a time?
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Favorite cities I've been to personally:
1. Toledo
2. Jacksonville
3. D.C.
4. Chicago
5. Buffalo
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>>65612339
no
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>>65612323
es ist niedlich
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>>65612341
>Toledo
t. corporal klinger
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>>65612276
Pretty comfy. I live literally a couple houses above the Orange-Seminole county line. It's easy to drive out to Disney whenever I want to.

Sanford is a complete shithole, though. Rest of the county isn't bad.
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do you love me back
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>>65612360
Ja es ist
>Teutons
>Entfernen Kebab
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>>65612374
Go Hens!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fthSAuh9mEU
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>>65612358
okay good thanks
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>>65612360
casey tier uezs familie
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whats cum listebing to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K44j-sb1SRY
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>>65612392
waka
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>>65612414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5uXsD-aVo
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>>65612379
I've visited this area 10s of times and I've still never been there
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>>65612288
It's weird, most people I've actually talked to prefer Trump. A bartender I was talking to the other night was talking about how he watched Clinton cash and how she'll destroy America. My parents like him, their friends like him, my siblings like him, a bunch of people at my Uni (Queen's) like him. There's a Trump 2016 sign in a window down the street from me, and pretty much all the people in my Christian students group that I've talked to about it prefer him. I've even seen Trump for PM bumper stickers.

But then I see things like that video of the guy getting yelled at for the Trump hat in Calgary or the video in Toronto where they can't find one open Trump supporter and it feels worlds apart.
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>>65612414
In Colour, my favorite album from last year.
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>>65612109
Did you hike?
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>>65612454

I drove with my dad
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My town is infested with smelly crustpunks
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>>65612475
clean up your town
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>>65612447
> he watched Clinton cash
???
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>>65612470
Ehh, I wouldn't count it unless you actually spent a few days in each town and mingled with the locals.
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>>65612500

well we stopped off in various towns, and we stayed in Portland for a week or so
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>>65612486
youtube.com/watch?v=7LYRUOd_QoM
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>>65611706
Bad feel
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3uVccUkYo
he will be missed lads
1 (you)=1 prayer
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>>65612447
That's because Queen's is all small town white kids. There are no minorities at Queen's except for the children of rich Tories.

Literally a white conservashitlord safe space that's why Harper's son is there.
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reminder
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ordering a pizza
what toppings does /cum/ want on it
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Have a good night, /cum/
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>>65612657
cum
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>>65612663
no you
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am i really missing anything?
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>>65612657

ulti-meat
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>>65612657
hawaiian
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what's the best way to break up with a girl?
just text her "I don't need you anymore" or something?
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>>65612676
Why have you been to the most empty part of my state, and the boring part of Montana
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>>65612696
you can't get hawaiians on pizza that would be human trafficking
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>>65612676

the entire pacific ocean coastline
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>>65612708
bounce her head off the ground
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>>65612708
depends if your threads are doing iron man numbers yet or not
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me in the pics
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>>65612766

>only a green belt

haha, Id have that pussy on the floor faster than he could count to Go
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>>65612711
my family did a vacation and flew into phoenix, besides a few museums, i really wouldnt call it visiting that area. We spent about a week at the grand canyon and monument valley (which i didnt circle)
>>65612727
the only thing on the pacific i want to visit is alaska
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>>65612708
Ignore her texts and be dismissive when she tries talking to you.
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>>65612799
I'd have you on the floor desu
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I would have liked to see this guy in a fight with Dylann Roof.
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>>65612836
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>>>/qa/705050
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>>65612708
Literally the worst way.
Just text her, "hey we need to talk, when can you come over?"
And when she arrives tell her "I don't think it was meant to be, I like you but I really don't see our relationship going anywhere, I think its better for the both of us to separate and look ahead for more suitable partners, I'd still like us to be friends though"
Say the last part even if you don't.
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whats cum fapping to tonight
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a1199c1264b
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i heard an ivy league college burned down lol
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>>65612799
>>65612836
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>>65612892
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Drinking Icelandic beer while watching Deadpool and brainstorming ways on how to leave this country and live/work abroad for this winter-summer. An idyllic Saturday night.
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>>65611117
"Come back Wisconsin, just because us vikings think you're a bunch of fat cheese curdmunchers doesn't actually mean that you're fat."
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wTf gf SenT me THIS

4chan Pass user since July 2016.
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>>65611223
Except that no one listens to him. We at least have the balls to shoot back at BLM protesters when they attack us. Now go back to munching on cheese curds and sucking at sports.
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>>65612874
You're grandma
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>>65612952
Present.
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>>65612952
>Wisconsin
>Not fat
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>>65612708
never break up with a girl, just lose interest with her until she breaks you up.
Seriously dude, it's not a huge thing for us, but it is for them. Be better than them.
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>>65613043
Why are us state flags so ugly
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>>65612992
who even is this?
>>
listening to The Boss atm
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>>65613067
Why not xd
>>
hmm, should I get a 4chan pass while it's still on sale? I think my current one's going to expire soon. iirc, I bought it around October-November, how do I get it to tell me like in
>>65612992
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>>65613063
Nah that only contributes to the "I make the rules!" mentality that women seem to have these days

Might not be a problem in Mexico but here women need to eat a big ol' slice of humble pie and you shutting it down instead of her only helps with that
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>>65613043
Stupidly thicc hips are good in hentai but they look so awful in real life.
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>>65613067
I think they are designed by the state legislatures.
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>>65613071
My girlfriend, I've been telling you guys like a lot of times already.

>>65613082
since4pass in options lad, desu it's only 5 dollars off but if you really like to support 4chan you can do it but otherwise i'd just wait.
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>>65613076
>>
>4chan Pass
cuck
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>>65613149
Unpopular opinion: Tokyo is an incredibly boring and sterile place.
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>>65613171
>not paying shekels for hiroshima to make 4chan better again

cuck


>>65613178
Agreed, Japanese are the scum of the earth and they can't do anything right.

4chan Pass user since July 2016.
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>>65613237
When was this 4chan Pass user shit installed on this site? I usually browse on /wg/ and usually those are cross-site posters so none of them use passes.
>>
maybe I should get some earplugs so I can drown out my idiot roommates at night
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>>65613302
today
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>>65613149
I suppose it would be worth it, and I care more about avoiding being jewgle's slave

4chan Pass user since October 2015.
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>>65613308
:O !!!
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>>65613092
dude dealing with women is like dealing with children. You just got to pretend they're in charge of some of your decisions to make them feel important.
If they cry out loud, you just got to give her the most condescending approval and keep up with your life.
It's not worth fighting with a woman, and never feel proud of winning an argument with them. Just fuck bitches, make buck, fuck even better bitches and then marry a dependent woman that can ignore most of your flaws.
Dunno if it's any different than here, but people go through some weird shit in order to obtain pussy, listen to music you don't like, being in places you hate and getting alone with people you want to murder. But at the end, and if you have a good match, you won't end up crying to sleep thinking what's wrong with yourself.
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i don't wanna pay for a fucking pass so pls vote for my /mu/ banners so i can get one for free
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>>65613365

>you must have a pass to vote

who the fuck thought this was a good idea
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>>65613318
We're all part of the botnet already, might aswell just give up and join in
>>65613302
Because /wg/ is a comfy board desu.
>>65613365
Which one is it?
>>
>tfw no gf with the body of a fertility goddess
>>
>>65612708
>how to get a girl to stop liking you

do really beta shit like buy her flowers, tell her you couldn't live without her, ask her a lot of questions in general, talk in a high pitched, nervous voice, act with no confidence, don't make eye contact, have nervous/twitchy body language, start talking with gay voice etc.

the quicker a woman thinks she's got you figured out the quicker she gets bored of you and leaves you
>>
>>65612676
>visited north Georgia but not Chattanooga

come to Chattanooga, it's really comfy and cheap and not too big
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWcDpvf57fA
>>
Is it just me, or does it feel like driving through Mogadishu on Franklin Avenue in Minneapolis? I have lived here for so long, in fact my gf and I were almost robbed as we were walking to the museum by three Somalians that were sipping on lean.
>>
what the fuck is this buds
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475353020678.webm
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>>65613575
I'm gonna tell on you
>>
>tfw wake up at what i guess is midnighit having had a bunch of dreams of people not paying you rent or vice versa
>have 9 beers andd some liquor that needs to be rid of by tomorrow
>police want to meet up again tomorrow
fuck my life
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>>65613575
fucking lmao
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>you will never be a cute, shy, petite, black weeb girl
why live buds
>>
Why do humans respond to "cuteness" or have "cute" personalities?

You'd think that in a fucked up world like this it'd be a completely useless emotion. I mean, all it does is make people who succumb to it weak.
>>
>>65613747
Because if we didn't we'd beat babies heads in
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>>65613747
>not liking a cute aesthetic above all else
Fucking pleb.
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>>65613399
didn't realize that my pass was due to expire in just 5 days. went ahead and renewed it, cool
>might aswell just give up and join in
not as long as I don't have to

4chan Pass user since October 2015.
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>>65613477
i have, i thought i caught it in the loop on the bottom of tennessee but obviously i didnt. Should have remembered that when im going through chattanooga from alabama i have to go into tennesse then into georgia for a couple of minutes before going back into tennsese to get there

iv been to the aquarium, zoo and lookout mountain in that region
>>
pretty fucked up on gin atm
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Bedtime
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>>65613848
weak
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6VfsJ7LAlE
bang bang
boom boom
pop pop
>>
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>>65613807
small world man. The whole area around the aquarium is really quaint and comfy during the summertime. You can walk across the bridge and watch free movies being projected at Coolidge park and they have free concerts downtown every Friday and Saturday night of the summer. It's all family friendly stuff but you can get some buddies and go do that and then go bar hopping or mess with dozens of people playing pokemon go who gather at hunter museum next to the aquarium. Not to mention all the things you can do on the lake and river

pic is prentice cooper park outside Chattanooga
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>mfw watching The Devil's Carnival (2015 film)
>>
>spent 3 hours with normies tonight

glad to be home
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>>65614051
welcome back

""""friend""""
>>
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me showing dad whats up
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>>65611907
that image triggers me so much.
>>
>>65614023
Your daughter?
>>
>>65614101
>filename
No, Google's.
>>
>>65614108
You save pics of other peoples children haphazardly?
>>
>>65614128
I google reaction images because I don't save them.
Stop thinking weird things, you perv.
>>
>>65614138
I'm watching you, pedo cunt.
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>>65614158
No, don't worry. Girls like this are my type, not little white girls with no titties.
>>
>>65611223
My northern neighbors seem to be going the way of their scandinavian brothers.
>>
Cascadia > New England
>>
>>65614179
Very lewd please delete, this is a family friendly board
>>
>>65614075
>blood red blushing

He's too pure
>>
>>65614184
my dick > your bootyhole
>>
>>65614211
She's not thinking about sex, don't worry.
>>
I think my life has managed to spiral out of control worse than I ever thought it could

every year I think that THIS is the bottom and it can only get better from here. Then I come back in september, and the free fall begins again
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>>65614241
Thats weird cause I get the same way during summer and september is when everything aligns itself in place again
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>>65614023
>>65614108
>>65614138

what's wrong with you
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>>65614326
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUNNNN :)
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>>65614184
New England is quaint and desolate. Literally feels like a Stephen King novel. You will never get that atmosphere in Cascadia.
>>
new american football album dropped
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>>65614415
>You will never get that atmosphere in Cascadia.
thank god
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Hey /cum/
You ever been to the top?
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>>65614532
Yeah, and just look where the fuck I am now
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>>65614570
Did you spend all the money you got?
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>tfw living with uncle
>Tfw he tells you his gf is coming over and you have to leave the house
>Mfw she gonna be here all day tomorrow

Wtf do I do out in the streets all day?! Like how weird is it going to be to be posted at Starbucks from 9am till 11pm?? I can't even complain since I'm living rent free. Shit is annoying as fuck though.
>>
>>65614532
im always on the top if you know what i mean
>>
>>65614595
I have less than 80 dollars in my account.

Don't do drugs and only do school if you can afford it, friends.
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>>65614654
i'm not your friend you degenerate junkie
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>>65614620

Go to the cinema, hiking, meet up with people to eat together. There are a few things you could do.
>>
>>65614654

dont tell me how to live my life
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>>65614634
So you've never been on the rocks?
>>65614654
Sounds like you need to get your mind together
>>
Which apple's do you prefer juice from? I like Gala
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>>65614744
juice your own apples you peasant
>>
>>65614744
>sprouts
my fucking nigger
they have a good deli
>>
>>65614620
That's not too weird.
After the Starbucks walk around looking for Pokémon.
At least that's what I'd do.
Alternatively find a park, sit in a secluded area, smoke a joint and lay down while listening to some cool music.
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>not drinking the king of Apple Juice
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>>65614620
I was in a similar situation.

Since my city is full of hipsters, I would jump from Starbuks to Starbuks every block, every 2 hours. I'd by smart water every time.
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>>65614532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
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>>65614769
I work there so i get a discount. They're a 3 minute longboard ride away too, I LOVE SPROUTS
>>65614793
Martinelli's is good
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>>65614793
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella
>>65614744
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
>>
>>65614900
>>65614900
>>65614900
>>
>make a thread
>someone links to a new one before you can link yours

JUST
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>>65614688
I don't have any friends :/ I mean I do, buti haven't seen them in over a year and they still live in the same city.

>>65614800
There's a couple of em around, but I just hate buying stuff at Starbucks. Everything feels overpriced.
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