Vocaroo Thread

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L'Italia è il Paese che amo. Qui ho le mie radici, le mie speranze, i miei orizzonti. Qui ho imparato, da mio padre e dalla vita, il mio mestiere di imprenditore. Qui ho appreso la passione per la libertà.

Ho scelto di scendere in campo e di occuparmi della cosa pubblica perché non voglio vivere in un Paese illiberale, governato da forze immature e da uomini legati a doppio filo a un passato politicamente ed economicamente fallimentare.

Per poter compiere questa nuova scelta di vita, ho rassegnato oggi stesso le mie dimissioni da ogni carica sociale nel gruppo che ho fondato. Rinuncio dunque al mio ruolo di editore e di imprenditore per mettere la mia esperienza e tutto il mio impegno a disposizione di una battaglia in cui credo con assoluta convinzione e con la più grande fermezza.

So quel che non voglio e, insieme con i molti italiani che mi hanno dato la loro fiducia in tutti questi anni, so anche quel che voglio. E ho anche la ragionevole speranza di riuscire a realizzarlo, in sincera e leale alleanza con tutte le forze liberali e democratiche che sentono il dovere civile di offrire al Paese una alternativa credibile al governo delle sinistre e dei comunisti.

>>55106318
Tried with both American accent:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06GDJGX3DI0
And Russian one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kp12ZfuVWN

Don't know which one sounds better, but given I've got some weird accent when trying to make any other accent besides Russian, I guess the Russian one is better.

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bumping and requesting some spanish or german to read please, thanks lads

>>55108951
Cute russian accent comrade

>>55108951
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06GDJGX3DI0

pretty good and understandable, double check your pronunciation on "sensuous" otherwise very good

>>55108951
American sounds a bit forced, the russian isn't too thick I'd just stick with that.

>>55109379
Thanks, mon amie
>>55109393
Ffs, I've been listening to google-woman saying this word for 5 minutes now and I'm still not sure if I can even pronounce it correct. Like that?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nJ0K6UTKk9

>>55109500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lz2lrvQToL

stumbled in a few places, but how's my english accent m8?

>>55109789
Doesn't sound authentic but I'm laughing

>>55109500
Yeah, I noticed that I sound so freaking dumb when trying to speak like this. I should never try making nigga accent anymore

>>55109720

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sensuous

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06PGuPeDwoI

>>55109891
yeah it sounds very strange and exaggerated, your other recording sounds a lot more relaxed and better in general

>>55109895
I've never had such problems with pronouncing any other English word, tвh. I'll just try to avoid this one in particular, don't like how it sounds anyways.

>>55110029
it's an extremely uncommon word anyway, so no worries

>>55108951
>American accent

I like it. Reminds me of Rocky Balboa. :DD

You almost had sensuous, it's just you needed to add a "chu" or "shu" sound in the middle. You said "senshus," but you just needed to add a third syllable for "sen-shu-us."

>>55110005
Now that I re-listen to my """"American"""" version I actually feel a bit cringy. It does sound as if I tried too much.
>a lot more relaxed
Probably my shitty memory, but I don't remember posting many recordings with a relaxed voice. Might be that I just mostly remember only the most emotional recordings of mine.

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsQTW0itzY
What accent do I have

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kHndSsQ0SI

i'm cringing on listening to my voice

>>55106318
"Antwone"

>>55109789

Sounds pretty English to me.

t. an american

>>55110738
>sensuous
see: >>55109895

>>55110943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egVBReA2tbo

m8...

>>55110646
>>55106318
(me)
>better known better
That really had me going mad, that's a shit construction 2bh.
>>55110738
Bretty gud!
There's a strong accent but it was completely understandable.
You need to work on a few things:
>Sensuous: (I wouldn't expect you to know this)
Is pronounced: senSHo͞oəs, Sen as in pen, shoo as in shoe and us as in the us in lust.
>Plurals
You were dropping the "s" as many of the final letters but other than that it was great.
Watch English tv to improve your cadence and rhythm and intonation.
is pronounced

When are the femanons posting senpai

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>>55106318
Always remember to choose correct format for your images.

Using PNG (Portable Network Graphic) for large, non-vectorized, rich in colors and elements is a huge waste.

Not to mention your picture already contains large amounts of compression artifacts.

For your picture using JPEG compression algorithm with large compression rate and color reduction is a much better choice.

Your picture still conveys the same information but does it with only the 6% of original filesize.

I took liberty to compress your picture properly and upload it for future use

>>55110995
tnx, but according to this >>55110980 it can be pronounced like that too, i guess its a UK way

>>55111090

All Polish people are whores

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qyeTmY2aM6

I'll find some french to read later on.

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OmgCzPNeDO

>>55111128
No problem, I must have forgotten about the accent difference.
If you want to have an English accent watch BBC shows and stick to them but if you want an American one watch American shows.
My recommendation is that you do not mix because the two have different cadences, accents, rhythms and innovation.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cAvet8Uiq4

Want to try some Brazilian? It's latin, so it should be familiar.

"Bolsonaro tornou-se conhecido nacionalmente por suas posições nacionalistas e conservadoras, por suas críticas ao comunismo e à esquerda[8] e por declarações controversas. Também é conhecido por defender a ditadura militar no Brasil e por considerar a tortura uma prática legítima. Suas posições políticas geralmente são classificadas como alinhadas aos discursos da extrema-direita política."

>>55111449
I'll give it a try if you record it first.

>>55111128

See to me it sounded like you pronounced /sensuous/ like the Russian lad with only two syllables. That's why I mentioned that other post.

>>55111175

Nice.

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wvNqpJcsZ

Someone read one or two paragraphs from >>55108310 please.

>>55111488

It's from here https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro

>>55111567
A FUCKING

F
L
O
W
E
R

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>>55111090

duly noted, thanks!

>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05T05Y2xRww

>>55111449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XZXw7Rhfyo
How many words did I spell wrong?

>>55111696
I don't know why, but this text sounds fucking awesome with your accent.

post some normal English

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>>55111688

>>55111417
FINALLY
you're adorable

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>>55112045
>Mistaking the balkans for caucasus
Babs what the fuck

>>55112045
>the caucasus countries get fuzzy for me
>caucasus
i will fuck and kill this faggot

>>55111955
All the words with accents plus a few more.
But you talked well, people would understand you

>>55112094
>FINALLY

>>55112094
sounds fat as fuck pham what are you talking about

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xQjYcBxT2

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>>55112045

:DDD

>>55112222
>WITNESSED

>>55112207
Fug, looks like I better start learning Portugese. With exactly zero knowledge of the language, I can kinda understand it and speak it so the people would actually understand me.

I wish I just could finish learning the other languages first ;_;

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>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ButxKeCd8U

>>55111955
My man Ivan you're obviously a chad, what are you doing here? That's not a socially retarded voice

Can you all do this one?

“Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.”

Say it like you mean it!

>>55111041
neverr

>>55111955
~ as always, however word by word it wasn't bad, if you hadn't stuttered so much and with rhythm it would be alright. Try to listen to the vocaroo down there and hear me doing it.
>>55112010
:3
>>55111488
I'm another anon btw.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uwiI6FxDtM

>>55112292
Oh, man, your voice is something. Really, I love it. So NORD.

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIulqtVslq

>>55112434
I used to be a socially retarded moron, though, Pierre. Not anymore, fortunately.
And I don't really know what "chad" means, am I supposed to be offended?

>>55112612
You should be a voice actor.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KII9f4FKC0

super wog reporting in

>>55112612
V I K I N G
I
K
I
N
G

POST FINNISH

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nurtuJkmRa
Not really agreed with the statement, however.

>>55112753
post italian amico

>>55112659
>>55112528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wj96l8TE53

>>55112403

I couldn't quite hear how you pronounced 'sensuous', but everything else sounded fine.

>>55112624
>chad

"A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer."

>>55112624
It means a man that's very successful socially and who all the girls go for, the opposite of the average 4chan user

>>55112506
Is this some sore of a specific accent when you make "s" sound like "sh"? Or is it actually supposed to be pronounced as this?
>if you hadn't stuttered so much
Welp, hopefully, practice will help me to get rid of it because I find some words hard to pronounce aloud.

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UgtWhIsAVz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s143iTnMK9vC

>>55112780
You know what to do.

>>55112753

>>55112780

Di che reggimento siete
fratelli?

Parola tremante
nella notte

Foglia appena nata

Nell'aria spasimante
involontaria rivolta
dell'uomo presente alla sua
fragilità

Fratelli

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>>55112291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bt3StdHEKu

>>55112884
Specific accent. Carioca, I think.

>>55112753
>>55112913
Vaihto-oppilaskin voi rakastua – lakihanke perheenyhdistämisen tulorajoista näyttää kaatuvan Suomen kansalaisten osalta
Hallituksen kaavailuissa edes keskituloisen suomalaisen tulot eivät riitä lupaan tuoda puoliso ja lapset Suomeen. Eduskunnassa hanke tyrmätään sekä hallituksesta että oppositiosta.

>>55112967
Have enough double vowels?

>>55112612
Amazing.

>>55112759
great. Loved the ending.

>>55112913
I like the brit english better. Very nice.


It was from a Chaplin movie. I looked up monologues.

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1miLvNkFZCb
>>55112506
>>55111449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09hO3oRkbke

>>55112927
how much do you weigh in kilograms?

>>55113081
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1miLvNkFZCb
Wow. You sound native English speaking.

Ripped straight from the CollegeBoard practice ACCUPLACER reading skills test.

Samuel Morse, best known today as the inventor of
Morse Code and one of the inventors of the telegraph,
was originally a prominent painter. While he was always
interested in technology and studied electrical engineering
in college, Morse went to Paris to learn from famous artists
of his day and later painted many pictures that now hang
in museums, including a portrait of former President John
Adams. In 1825, Morse was in Washington, D.C., painting
a portrait of the Marquis de Lafayette when a messenger
arrived on horseback to tell him that his wife was gravely
ill back at his home in Connecticut. The message had taken
several days to reach him because of the distance. Morse
rushed to his home as fast as he could, but his wife had
already passed away by the time he arrived. Grief-stricken,
he gave up painting and devoted the rest of his life to finding
ways to transmit messages over long distances faster.

>>55113081
That was really good, anon.

>>55112858
>>55112863
>the whole description
Almost literally the complete opposite of me. But still it's just amazing for me that people think I'm a "chad", while like 2-3 years ago I was almost a total omega.
Anyways,
>what are you doing here?
mostly nothing, actually, I only appear in vocaroo threads because I rarely see shitposters and retards here and have had a lot of fun here, although first time I posted here was like 2 or 3 weeks ago.

>>55112920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q0uMk5XkVe

>>55113105
52.16312255
and I lift.

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IFdB8DIHes
>>55112884
Accent.
>>55112965
>RJ's accent
lol god forbid. I reckon that the s sounds are similar to the untrained ear. I don't blame you though, almost no one hear my accent

>>55113185
perfect!

>>55113252
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IFdB8DIHes

I've worked with a lot of Brazilians. You're very good.

>>55113180
Can you understand everything ? I never know how to pronounce portuguese, there are so many different accents.

Can you guys sing this song for me:

Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila ve-nis'mecha
Repeat

Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha

Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

>>55112967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19BJqgsjCIZ

>>55113155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wgjeguzYI
Fuck that French name

>>55113081
Impressive, you sound like my french teacher kek.
So... wanna post some french too?

>>55113211
are you hot

>>55113336
Yes, I can understand everything. It was really good.

>>55113336
T.bh you were REALLY good, tou even said some words with accents like they are meant to be said. Ive never seen a foreigner do that>>55113347

>>55113354
as usual, almost perfect but there's a noticeable accent
try this: vaatekauppa

>>55113155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mZD1vWA9QD
I didn't how to pronounce the name

>>55112967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02jDZt7czEP

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14OhdI7emYT

I have never worked to improve my accent, though.

>>55113444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzbGZRjwGK
Can I into Finnish vowels?

>>55113564
very weird intonation/weight

Anyone native German speaker here?

>>55113569
Quite good! The accent is subtle. I would say the perfect amount. You don't want to loose it completely.

>>55113639
sounds like you need to "open up" little more
don't know how else to explain it, you have this closed sound

>>55113438
>>55113426
Thanks. I'll try to practice more.
>>55113401
Sure, let me look for something specific.

>>55113772
"Yllä harmaan korven korpit laulaa,
Hurme tämän kansan roudan sulattaa,
Katso kuinka hohkaa kansi taivaan,
Kutsuu se meitä tumman virran taa,
Heikot vaipuu kuohuun sysimustaan,
Sankarit kun astuu joen rantaan,
Halki iäisyyden laulu raikaa,
Kutsuu se veljiä tumman virran taa."

Can you do this for me pls?

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I'm having fun listening to you guys' vocaroos
it's almost like human interaction

>>55113942
It's very comfy, right?

>>55113155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqywdsa2O8

>>55113155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FhprLEWtxZ
>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CPoMHKxIXX
Try to guess which state i'm from, i dare you
>>55106318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPftLEi9AY
>>55108310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ygu4EjUF9E


Requesting some French lads

>>55113923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1kKzkF62e
can't fucking speak my own language anymore

«Soldats, vous êtes nus, mal nourris; le Gouvernement vous doit beaucoup, il ne peut rien vous donner. Votre patience, le courage que vous montrez au milieu de ces roches sont admirables; mais il ne vous procure aucune gloire, aucun éclat ne rejaillit sur vous. Je veux vous conduire dans les plus fertiles plaines du monde. De riches provinces, de grandes villes seront en votre pouvoir; vous y trouverez honneur, gloire et richesses. Soldats d'Italie manqueriez-vous de courage ou de constance?»

And here is this for reference.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JeCmpxTEFh

>>55113942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ByDkNeS71z

>>55114334
why not?

>>55113155
I listen to lots of MF DOOM Rap
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PHpmxJVZPo

>>55114541
too much internet too little social interaction
it's probably just that I have a little dry mouth atm

>>55113477
You exaggerated the el.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DyzOs90ljT

>>55113395
You skipped an a at the beginning. I also noticed you used the wrong pronunciation in Washington. You want the a to be like the one in father, not in apple. Connecticut isn't pronounced the way it's spelled, either.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zkwptiqzVC

>>55114115
>>55114277
Bretty gud
>tfw I'll never be able to roll Marquis de Lafayette off my tongue as eloquently as y'all

>>55114345
Will you vocaroo some Verlaine senpai?

>>55114641
We need to go outside more :/

>>55113942
>fun
>human interaction

NORMIE!!!! GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!

>>55114277
>s1FhprLEWtxZ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s146AKifbuGW

>>55114590
>stricken

You said it right the first time.

>okie dokie guise im going to sleep bye

>>55114345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l8ho4f9cxw

>>55113942
>>55114334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JWGGYjmcG4
My tongue almost literally twisted while I was trying to read it all aloud. Do I have at least a slight potential that I'll be able to be understood by Finns?

>>55114746
For what purpose ?

>>55114846
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s146AKifbuGW
Lel, thanks m8
I know my accent is probably really shitty because i don't practice English very often, but thanks for all the tips you always give, it helps a lot

>>55114962
kek'd how you went up at the end of each sentence
I'd probably understand some words here and there without the text

>>55114851
That's really good mate, as always. I understand everything you say very naturally. Watch out for the "ou" sound in "beaucoup" and "courage".

>>55115283
I guess my biggest problem is these double vowels because I'm not really sure how much longer they should pronounced compared to when there's a single one.
It's kinda sad realizing that I probably won't be able to speak the language that I consider to be one of the most beautiful ones :c

>>55113335
thanks senpai
>>55114345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t69SfnN6GX
Do you know if there is any specific rule for the words with double ll, or you have to learn each one?
Sometimes they sound like a single l (like in ville) and sometimes they have a "y" like sound (rejaillit), if it wasn't for your vocaroo I would have mispronounced it.

>>55115560
it's possible if you're motivated enough

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzXwpePTTU

>>55113155
I'm pretty sure it's impossible anymore to recognize I'm actually Italian, but still: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ndYYQaJlsR
Comment on accent please :x

>>55115635
Hopefully, lad. 15 cases, though. I'm pretty near to forgetting the Russian ones.

>>55115305
Thanks man
> Watch out for the "ou" sound in "beaucoup" and "courage".
I try to pronounce those sounds like the portuguese "u", did i make it sound too much like the "u" in "nus" and "plus" or what?
>>55112967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vgV8NJNiXZ
I tried to put a lot of emphasis on double vowels and consonats because finnish posters always point out to me that i don't pronounce them correctly, but i think i ended up sounding kinda weird. Meh.

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>>55115023
P-please?

>>55115570
That's pretty impressive. Don't rush it though, you'll sound even better.

As for your question, I had to look it up because I don't know anything about my language apparently.
http://david.latapie.name/blog/prononciation-du-francais-le-double-l/

>>55115940
You just want to listen to me read something ? Verlain is hard as fuck to read properly.

>>55114682
Wait, so you drop the second "c" in "Connecticut"? Strange, I've heard some people pronouncing it with the clear "c" on that place.

>>55115861
well n in nk and ng is nasal
and pay more attention on whether the vowel/consonant is doubled or not

>>55115861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ber14fz5X3

>>55115788
The two things that stood out to me are:
1) You sound like you're saying mentor when you say inventor
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DF44HdWzmW
2) You made the same mistake with Connecticut as someone else in this thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zkwptiqzVC

>>55116063
Wikipedia says the international phonetic spelling is /kəˈnɛtɨkət/, which confirms that this is the case.

>>55116209
Oh i see, i know what you mean. Thanks man
>>55116146
I didn't even know finnish ahd nasal sounds lel, thanks

>>55116289
The first one is me rushing words, maybe i should speak slower to better spell everything, while the second is me being ignorant about it. :D
Thanks!

>>55114345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oQR0miXsMm
gimme a r8 m8

>>55116452
well it's not extremely nasal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xAqT6AJfx0
onki - onget

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La lune plaquait ses teintes de zinc
Par angles obtus.
Des bouts de fumée en forme de cinq
Sortaient drus et noirs des hauts toits pointus.

Le ciel était gris. La bise pleurait
Ainsi qu'un basson.
Au loin, un matou frileux et discret
Miaulait d'étrange et grêle façon.

Moi, j'allais, rêvant du divin Platon
Et de Phidias,
Et de Salamine et de Marathon,
Sous l'oeil clignotant des bleus becs de gaz.

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>>55115950
>Don't rush it though, you'll sound even better.
I didn't want my colleague to hear me 2bh.
>I had to look it up because I don't know anything about my language apparently
Don't beat yourself, there are some things so naturally ingrained for native speakers that they don't even realise (also apparently I asked a tricky one). Same thing happened when an American asked something similar to me.
Thanks for the link mate.

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Lets get some Dutch going lads

>>55116522
Native-tier in some parts. Are you flemish ?

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>>55109789
What the fuck. It's like an Aussie trying to imitate various accents of the British isles in one go.

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>>55116750
cheers mate, australian actually

>>55116616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GXY6Y11UVM
That was surprisingly hard to read

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>>55117019
Well shit, that's even more impressive.

>>55116616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLwXL23lMq
My humble contribution.

>>55117187
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GXY6Y11UVM
Quite good. You got "sortaient" wrong, it's more like "sorté".

>>55116825
this

Americans always seem to sound Aussie when trying Brit accents.

>>55117364
They often can't tell the difference between brits and aussies though. Weird desu

>>55117406

I know. It puzzles the fuck out of me, tb h.

>>55116289
Argh, we actually pronounce it like I said in Russian. Gotta keep in mind how it's actually pronounced in English, thanks for clearing that up.

>>55116616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ice0Mqoa70
i took french in high school but it's definitely been awhile
>>55112967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEA6c4w8uM
wew lad im bad
>>55114115
fuk gr8

>>55114345
J'hésite mais est-ce un accent lyonnais?

>>55117750
Je suis de Nantes et je suis né à Tours donc ça doit pas être ça.

>>55117444
Not the same anon, but I notice the way Aussies pronounce the R is much different than how Brits do.

An example: if one was to say "no," with an Australian accent, it comes out sounding like, "no-r." The British don't do that.

>>55117965
Intéressant. Should I prepare to hear this accent often were I to meet the estranged nantais part of my family. Well if anything, we're the estranged part by having moved away.

Does Chantiers Dubigeon mean anything to you?

>>55112496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dp1vN68KRe
h-haha right?

r8 me famalam
>>55106318
generic southern english accent:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15JhuoI6Icc
second half sounds a bit aus desu
>>55113155
shite aus
i just fucking sound like the blonde kid in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wu0iUtbS4z

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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

Try doing a midwest/wisconsin/candian accent on this:
So me 'n bill went over to Culver's yesterday, and they were out of cheese curds! What on earth? Can you believe it Janet? Culvers, out of cheese curds? And now, the Packers are losing to the bears? What a crazy world we do live in, Jan, I tell ya what.

>>55118263
I think I sound a bit different when I read speeches from Napoléon to be honest. I dated a parisian girl for a white and she never thought I sounded any different. Where are you from ?

>Does Chantiers Dubigeon mean anything to you?

Of course. I took my DAEU exams there.

>>55118263
>Does Chantiers Dubigeon mean anything to you?
>>55118584
>Of course. I took my DAEU exams there.

Post yfw /voc/ has united family members.

>>55118584
>>55118584
Hmm I've been too frequently displaced to actually mould myself some true accent (Australia, Neuilly, Provence, NY, Toulouse, Geneve, and now Paris) but I think from mostly conversing in french through my parents, its mostly been a Parisian accent that I bestowed. Not the flashiest, but oh well, I'll do with it. Foreigners can't really discern a Parisian one from a Nantais one anyways.

And awesome. So my ancestor was Adolphe Dubigeon, though my side of the family buggered off from disagreeing with the decision of selling off the chantiers. But we've had to recontact them to discuss the erm burial plans for my great-grandmother in the Dubigeon great crypt or something (she's not deceased yet so this is extremely cynical .-.). Anyways, good to know from you what sort of accent I should expect.

>>55118778
Not exactly bud... It's just some hallmark in Nantes, and I hoped to assess just how prominent it was in Nantes.

>>55119085
I didn't expect this coming to /voc/.

>>55119549
Sorry :^(

>>55119585
Not at all. I hope all goes well for your family and that you have good time here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vnyNuKi2Zw

>>55117989
>if one was to say "no," with an Australian accent, it comes out sounding like, "no-r." The British don't do that.

The mind boggles when I think how you could have come to that conclusion

T. Brit who has been to Australia and has family visit from there most years

>>55119638
You too I suppose.

>>55117573
cute 2bh senpai

>>55119884
I want to hear you try this someday, I think your voice would fit it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDMvN45sjo4

>>55109789
If a young micheal cain was adopted by a new zealender family and then attempted a non-regional american accent I reckon it'd come out a bit like that.

>>55120946

Damn that song was better than the start would have you believe. Maybe one night after a few drinks.

>>55121901
Yeah I think you need few drinks if you're going to pull off that scream at 2:58

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>>55122123
finland,

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>>55122300

>>55111449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CzQGxm7Q28

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>>55119085
The second part of the story was unnecessary

>>55122123

Tb h I'll make a right pigs ear of it but a few drinks for Dutch courage and I'll at least have a laugh

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>>55122708
Where's the Aussie?

>>55122708
khan'd

>>55118388
Thread is slow, so whatever.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GGJpaLfHwV