>"Yes I would like one American bottle of water please."

hahahaha

>>55077537
Eyyy man don't knock it dat shit's good for tha munchies nawmasayin?

>>55077537
>2 litres
"American" bottle.

Can't bother to make my own thread for this, so here's my brand new /int/ related engineering joke:
-Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?
-Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

>>55077537
Is that soda or Flint tap water?

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>>55079374
>>55079374

>>55079800
Are you not impressed?

>>55078526
Do Americans not have 2 litre bottles?

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>>55077537
coming right up

>>55080018
We do. But that pic is probably a 1.25 litre for landwhales that they drink with their whole Little Caesar 5$ large pizza

>'''''''people'''''''' that drink fizzy-drinks on a regular basis

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>>55077537
>not a diet coke
>american
saw your bluff

>>55077537
You misspelled Mexican

>>55080018
We have 3 litre bottles...

No wonder we are so fucking fat

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>>55080182
>fizzy-drinks
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>55081043
>>55080182
literally the only right name is pop

>>55080018
We have 3 liter bottles

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>>55081105
>pop

It's called coke

>>55077537

Consider that some people unironically drink that shit to quench their thirst. Unfathomable.

>>55081348
I haven't had water in years

Coke is literally the only thing I drink

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>>55081305
i would have said it's soda, but when literally translated from spanish, we call them fizzy drinks, too

OH MY BAHAMA MAMA HAHAHAHAH

>>55081424

The worst part is that I don't think you're exaggerating.

>>55081305
>pop
>coke
It's called soda dumbasses

>>55081305
but that's just one specific brand

>>55081474
>soda
lmao

>>55081531
>but that's just one specific brand

No it's not

What you gays call "pop" is called coke

IT'S POP YOU UNCIVILIZED SOUTHSHITS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55081607
coke is coca cola
pop is... any pop

>>55081607
Coke is a brand you dumbass. Cola is another word for soda.

>>55081722
>>55081734
Coke is the name for all "soda" or "pop" or "fizzy mcswizzle drinks" or whatever the fuck else you morons call it

>not gazirano piće
plebs

>>55081855
no it's not, stupid, it's coke, which is a brand, if you say can I have a coke they'll give you coca cola

You're a soft cunt if you don't call it soft drink.

>>55077681
this tbH, really nothing more satifying than drinking a glass of coke when youre high as fuck

>>55081855
>I'll have a coke
>we only have pepsi
>that's what I meant, a coke

Fucking retards

Why do you call soft drinks soda?

>>55081855
coke is a cola drink you fucking dumbo
or cocaine

>>55082422
why dont they use the metric system? cos they're fucking retarded and ignorant thats why.

Soft Drink > Soda > Pop >>> Fizzy Drink >>>>>>>>> "Coke"

>>55080018
>>55080147
>>55081000
>>55081122
I think he was more about the "liter" part. Surely Murrica has 1/2, 1, 2... gallon bottles instead

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>>55077537
>coke is cheaper than water in Murrika

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>>55082422
This, soda isn't anything but the chemical Na2CO3, why anyone would drink that is beyond my understanding

>>55082685
>Soda > Soft Drink > Pop >>> Fizzy Drink >>>>>>>>> "Coke"
ftfy

>>55082861
kill yourself

>>55082759
Tbh some hipster waters like Gerolsteiner, Evian or San Montepegrino (or however that Italian stuff is called, I never buy the ripoff that is bottled water when I can have it 1/1000 the price from the tap) are probably more expensive than even Coca-Cola (I'm discounting the much cheaper Lidl/Aldi home brands) here too, during offers you can often buy the 2L Coca-Cola bottles for €1

>>55077537
It is better to drink juice or "medical" mineral water

>>55082685
>>55082861
Pop>Soda>>>Soft Drink>>>>Frizzy Drink>>>>>>>>>Soft Beverage>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Coke"

>>55077537


HAHAHAHA AMERICANS ARE FAT HAHAHAHAHA THEY ALL DRINK SODA OMG HAHAHAHA LOL

Fuck you

>>55082925
>2L Coca-Cola bottles for €1
Best price here is probably like 3e for 2x1,5l.
Sometimes like 5e for 4x1,5l in big stores.

>>55083002
fat soda drinking amerigan spotted

>>55083002
fattie

>>55083002
>SODA
hahahah they are FAT and STUPID too :D

>>55083002
Go back to McDonalds fatass

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who the fuck put moon runes on OUR COKE fuckers learn english

>>55083029
Well as I said only during offers. For normal price, it's about €0.70/l if you buy one-way PET bottles (usually 6x1.25l or 4x1.5l), for some reason the ones in re-usable bottles in crates (like 12x1l or 10x1.5l) are much more expensive, around €1/l

>>55083139
That isn't moon runes dumbass, that's commiespeak

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>'water' in their language isn't 1 letter off 'vodka'

>>55083139
Bez konservakhtov

>>55083002
>w-we can take jokes guys!

Soft drink = fizzy > soda >>>> pop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> """"""coke"""""

>>55082080
>>55082359
>>55082541
You dumb fucks, you say to the waitress

>I'd like a Coke please
>okay what kind of Coke?

Then based upon what you want you either say

>cola
>Sprite
>dr pepper
>root beer

Et fucking cetera you mongoloids

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>>55083332
>"What kind of Coke?"

>>55083332
>adding an extra step
>not just saying you want a coke or a sprite

>>55083332
>I'd like a coke
>Is pepsi okay
every time

you're so wrong

>>55083236
Well, remove the "dk" and you pretty much got the Bri'ish pronunciation

>>55083332
>what kind of coke
>Sprite
>dr pepper
>root beer
LOL gtfo

>>55083332
literally what

>>55083332

Retarded southerner detected

Is my family the only one who call it 'bubbly breath bubble burst'?

I always called it that, never really considered it odd until recently

>>55083402
this... fucking kurdturks and arabs with their pepsi shit.

>>55077537
But that bottle has cyrillic on it.

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>>55077537
>>55079492
>>55081424
>>55082759
>>55082971
>>55083236
>water
Water? you mean in the toilet? what for?

>>55083402
You stupid fucking moron if they have Pepsi brand cola then that's what you'll get after saying you want Coke and then they ask what kind and you say cola

>>55083332
Hm

>>55081105
Soft drink

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>>55083573
>what kind of coke do you want?
>americans will reply with pepsi

>>55083573

Nobody fucking asks "what kind of coke do you want" coke = cola always.

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>>55083419

>>55082750
Only milk, water, and gas comes in gallons

>>55083332
hello mountain man

>>55083670
No one says Pepsi they say cola if they want cola Coke just like they'd say root beer if that was the kind of Coke they wanted

>>55083690
No you idiot

Coke is the proper word for "soda" "pop" "fizzly wizzly"

>>55083822
No its not you flyover shit stain

>>55083573

>Yes miss I'll have a coke
>one Coca-Cola coming right up
>No, no I wanted a Sprite Coke
>I don't think we have that flavour sir just cherry and vanilla Coke
>It's not a flavour I want a Sprite!
>But you asked for a Coke!

This is how your conversation is going to go anywhere civilised

>>55083390
Because Coke could be Sprite or Dr Pepper or root beer or Mountain Dew or cola

Coke is the term that encompasses all "soft drinks"

>>55083786
Ounce then (and maybe pint?), those are common on bottles/glasses of liquid to my knowledge

>>55083822

Nobody in any relevant part of this country calls all soda "coke"

You live in a backwards shit hole state

>>55083930
You do realize you're a retarded redneck, don't you?

>>55083930
Coke is the brand name for Coca-Cola you dumb shit. What kind of inbred shithole do you come from where Sprite is called Coke?

>>55083930
Literally LITERALLY everybody except for you retards regards Coke as the Coca Cola.

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>>55079374

>>55083866
>>55084047
>>55084052
I live in God's own country, the land of Dixie

You liberals can stay cucked in your northern shitholes filled with communists and atheists and feminists

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>mfw reading this thread and thought that the "Americans are stupid" was just a meme.

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>>55083930
are you for real?

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>>55084417
>thought that the "Americans are stupid" was just a meme.
unfortunately for all of us, its not.

>>55084403
and you can keep calling pop """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""coke""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>55084403
The land of we thought britbongs would help us in the civil war for cotton

>>55081105

Listen up, you faggot.

America created sodas, and even if you want to call some piss swill your country created a "soda" you have to admit that American soft drinks are called sodas.

When Canada actually creates something you can name it, because you're so creative
>Canadian bacon (ham)

>2015
>not calling fizzy-drinks, coke, pop, and soft drinks carbonated beverages

>>55084599
It's pop you inbred redneck

>>55083332
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROTTEN BEER?

>>55084001
Soda always comes in liters, generally 2 liters where I am

>>55084599
you rednecks are muslim tier...
worse desu...

>>55084764
Should mention that I have seen 3 in other parts of the country. Not really sure whats the premise behind the variation

>>55084722
Root beer is a type of coke

>>55084722

Root beer idiot

>>55085044
>type of coke

excuse me what the FUCK are you on about

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>>55085044

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>>55084722
I think similar to Malzbier, which was a big thing for kids here when I grew up in the 90s. Surely you had something similar?

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>>55085044
>Root beer is a type of coke
>type of coke
it's soda

>>55085098

Hes a retarded southerner, they call all soda coke for some retarded reason

Ignore him

>>55080018
Actuaily, they stoped selling those. It's 2.5 l now.

>>55085098
oh yeah, and these SODA idiots are rednecks and stupid too.

>>55085157
What fat shithole do you live in, it's still 2 here

>>55085179
not as bad as "pop", makes you sound like a child

just call the drink by it's actual name otherwise it's a soft drink

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>southerners

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>>55085044
>>55085098
>>55085117
>>55085127
>>55085272
I am sorry you had to see this.

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>>55085236
yeah, but retards gonna retard.

Water more like Whater ? amirite

>>55077537
I was going to be super salty but then I remembered that I'm drinking a coke right now

>>55083332
Is there a limit for americlaps stupidity ?

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>>55085044
>root beer is a type of coke

>>55079374
>Finns

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>>55085044

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>>55079374

>>55082750
No

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>>55085312
It's too late

>>55085611
>>55085044
someone cap that retardation please

>>55083002
Proxy

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>>55083002
>Americans in charge of handling the bantz

>>55086104

>other

Like fucking what?

>>55086268
probably britboos calling it fizzy drink or soft drink or something

>>55086268
Merry fizzlewater

>>55086268
Maybe call it by its real name?
Guess its too hard for stupid fat nation

>>55086268
Soft drink

>>55086318
fucking hell

>>55086335
go praise tengri, mongol boy

>>55086318
lol, at 5 L the bottle has no gas left,
Coke without gas is garbage.

>>55086380
Don't understimate how quick someone can drink 5 L of coka tb.h

Especially [spoilers] Americans [spoilers]

>>55086318
Holy shit and i thought 1.5liter is biggest which could last a week in my ref

>>55086484
I only drink at lunch or dinner. 3 days later it has no gas. And it is 2 L here.

>>55086367
>>55086380
>>55086318
You seriously not recognise this is a very old shop? Just compare the condensation patterns of the "two" bottles

Still wondering what the actual biggest available form of Coca-Cola is out there. Here it's 2L bottles, what about your cunt?

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AMERICANS SUCK AMIRITE XDDDD
>hur dur im a european my country is getting destroyed by shitskin invaders, death to whitey
dont you have a black bull to check up on, cucks

>>55086367
cool memes, unfortunately the memes about america are true xD

>>55083295

THIS

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>>55086618
Sorry I can't hear you over the noise of your rustling jimmies

>>55086618
>dont you have a black bull to check up on, cucks
nah, we aren't americans.

>>55086618
S I X T Y %
I
X
T
Y
%

>>55086618
How poor are you and your family ?

Really curious

>>55082817
The bubbles in coke (or any fizzy drink) are H2CO3 which falls apart into h2o and co2 when the overpressure is released

ITT Americans argue whether it's more accurate to call all soft drinks coke (Coca Cola) or soda (Na2CO3). What the fuck?.. Sprite is neither Coca Cola, nor Na2CO3. I'm sure it should be quite obvious for everyone.

>>55086796
We're not degenerate nigger-loving faggots like you, thats for sure

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>>55086829
Apparently it's not

>>55086805
Yeah, the acid/gas, but not the salt of it. I can only theorise that the first fizzy drinks were made by adding a strong acid to Na2CO3 (actual soda), creating CO2 which was then passed into some fruit juice/water in a separat bottle to make it fizzy

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>>55086902
You just make love to eachother
AYYYY REKT

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>go to america on holiday
>"Hi yes I would like a pop pls"
>"Do you mean a soda"

Fucking savages.

>>55085638
>>55085731
Don't you like my joke?

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>drinking any kind of soft drink
Might as well drink bleach

>drinking coke, of all sodas

You can literally clean your drain with that shit.

>>55086335
It says generic names, as in used to refer to all soft drinks not just a particular brand

>>55087993
your generic names are pretty retarded then

>>55086582
memes aside I've never seen anything beyond 2L
they are mostly used for parties

>this autistic Finn
holy samefag

At least other Finns figured out how not to act like a 10-year-old on here. You're an embarrassment to your country.

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>>55088191
>hes so mad he cant even (you) me

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>>55088191
>i'd have a coke
coke?
>dr.pepper

>>55087866
You can also clean your drain with vinegar

You can clean it with salt water, regular water

Don't get meme'd

>>55087866
>drinking soda
lol, dude drinking soda xD
maybe you should stop snorting that coke too XD

>>55086618
Stop being a proxy

>>55087866
i use water to clean too

>all these newfags that don't know about soda name banter

The guy is just fucking with you and you all took it seriously. Fuck off newfags.

>>55081105
Why haven't we nuked Canada yet?

>>55081424
How's 'beetus treating you?

>>55077537
"the Bahamas" lmfao didn't even know who you were lmao had to Google it legit thought you were just a bunch of gay islands lmfao "archipelago" fucking top kek

>>55081305
>coke

go back to fucking your cousin, billy-bob
it's pop, and always be pop

It's soft drink guys.

>>55077537
you're sure doing a lot of shitposting tonight. what time zone are you in?

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>>55091997
>not knowing what time zone the Bahamas is in

Nigger did you never senior cruise or spring break?

>>55083332
are you a fucking autist? HOW THE FUCK IS SPRITE A COKE? COKE IS COKE. COKE IS COCA COLA. you're literally associating all sodas with coca cola how indoctrinated are you?

>>55085044
root beer is not a coke you sperglord

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>>55079374

>"Yes I would like one Bahamian glass of water please."

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>>55094818
>"Thanks"

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>>55094818
>>55094831

>>55094831
who doesn't love a little bit of oreo in their water?

>>55081348
Those are commercials. No one in the right mind would drink that shot to quench thirst... well I guess some Africans do but they don't have affordable water.

>>55082584
I use metric system every day... when I am weighing out my coke

>>55083002
That is nasty ass shit. I don't drink soda, pop, soda pop, coke or cola. Makes you fat and the sugar fucks up your body.

>>55095201
>sugar fucks up your body

Your mommy lifestyle blog needs updating.

>>55087307
I laughed

>>55095201
>makes you fat

You could do nothing but guzzle soda all day and lose a fuckload of weight as long as it's less than your TDEE

And sugar doesn't fuck up your body, it causes insulin spikes, same as eating a potato or pasta

>>55077537
That's soda water

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>>55079374

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How has this not been posted yet

I like grape drink more.

>>55095849
oi stop taking the mickey you prick

>>55086268
>>55086104
I'm in a green county, we call it Cola you fucking retards, because thats what it is.

>>55086268
Sodey-pop