Why do americans celebrate 5 de Mayo?

money

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to get drunk

what the hell is that?

>>54997620
This. Most Americans think it's independence day.

Gotta sell that margarita mix mane

>>54997565

Cause your diaspora is retarded

It used to piss us off, then we realized we could use it as a reason to drink and party....probly gonna become a national holiday in my lifetime desu wam bam thank you senpai

>>54997668
>It used to piss us off, then we realized we could use it as a reason to drink and party....probly gonna become a national holiday in my lifetime desu wam bam thank you senpai
Could also apply to the feast day of any saint immigrants had a boner for.

never seen it celebrated here

>Stinko de Mayo

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>>54997633
>celebrating that we kicked the frogs out of puebla
>france is supposedly your greatest ally

Why are americans such backstabbers?

>>54997720
Were you independent yet?

>>54997720
It's not that we're backstabbers it's just that we don't know or care what Cinco de mayo really is lel

CHI

>>54997807
yes

DRINKO DE MAYO

>>54997858
Then that's why. What business did the French have there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg

>>54997890
we didn't paid denbts over some retarded cakes

>>54997890
Imperialism

>>54997565
So we can get drunk and pretend we know Mexican culture, plus it triggers you guys

>>54997820
people assume it's Independence day

>>54997997
>plus it triggers you guys

wat

>>54997997
>plus it triggers you guys
American's aren't that important

>>54998035
>>54998056
It triggered you enough to make a thread about it

>>54998073
wat

>>54998073
>>54998073
Was just a question, do not meme so hard

same reason anglos celebrate saint pattys day, get smashed and have fun. But then again most white americans celebrate 5 de mayo so that's a bit far

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>>54997565
Wait wait wait, Americans celebrate a mexican holiday? Why haven't you brought this up before, could have made excellent banter.

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>celebrating a festivity of a country that isn't yours

how cucked can you be?

>>54997967
>>54997989
Yeah, that's fine then. We're all about independent Americas.
Under our strong hegemony, of course.

>>54998174
Mexico has Halloween though doesn't it?

>>54997565
ive never heard of yanks celebrating cinco de mayo except mexican diaspora

>>54998198
no we have Dia de Muertos

>>54998166
but we do

>>54998202
Jesus fuck you're in every thread

>>54998174
>implying we won't latch onto any random excuse to get drunk and eat a lot
By us, I mean all humans.

>>54998198
halloween is irish already tho

>>54998202
>US congress made it official

>>54998231
Americans celebrate Ramadan

>>54998227
ikr
what a madman
>>54998240
really
still no one cares

>>54998233
Thought it was Scottish?

>>54998273
nah it used to be called samhain
google it
scottish culture is mostly irish derived also
bye

>>54998249
Muslim Americans?

>>54998343
die please

>>54998240
It is not a federal holiday. Tell your cousins to come back to Mexico.

>>54998343
You can get shanked for saying that

>>54998249
But alcohol is harram, so we only have an excuse to eat

>>54998343
>scottish culture is mostly irish derived also

I thought the reverse was true? Didn't you literally try adopting kilts at one point? Also I looked it up, it's mainly Scottish, Irish and Isle of man wherever the fuck that is

>>54998383
Do you actually celebrate Ramadan? I've never even met an openly practicing Muslim.

>>54998444
I'm not kebab, I'm saying that a Muslim holiday means no alcohol, so that's probably the reason why it hasn't caught on in the US

>>54998216
we also celebrate Halloween faggot

>>54998554
You're awful drinkers though, I literally heard shit like "Yeah, I'm only drinking the good stuff from now on. Hand me a but light" so many times in the states. Embarrassing.

>>54998629
>he celebrates halloween

please get out of my country

>>54998648
>He dosen't like getting spook'd

W A L L
A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg

>>54997620
>manlet overcompensating by roiding

unsurprising

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>>54998673
halloween is shit-tier
>dumb kids asking for sweets all night
>lol lets go to a haloween party!
no fuck off its Dia de Muertos

>>54998673
We already get spook'd on a daily basis

>>54998708
It's a fag bar, they are all overcompensating

>>54998638
Sounds like you run with a stellar crowd.

>>54998202

This

>>54998775
Americas finest

California here, because Mexican girls give it up EASY on that day

>five the mayo

what did he mean by this?

>>54998957

5 pounds of mayo

>>54998957
>not celebrating 5 lbs of mayo with a qt 3.14 latina slut

>>55000000

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>>54997565
>Americans celebrate mayo

No wonder they're all so fat

>>55001654
Fuck mayonnaise tBh.

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Mayo mentioned

>>55001654

Carlos!

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>>54997565
because we hate ourselves.

>>55002385
fucking hell who needs that much mayo

>>54997620
Are that Indians or Mexishits ?

>>54997844
CA

>>55002455
Claire boucher obviously

>>55002455

It's cinco de mayo.

You need five pounds of mayo bro

>>54997565
What is cinco de mayo?