many canacucks live near the US border I think they love america.

>>54994338
can you blame them?

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>>54994338
When did monkey learn to type

>>54994338
they should live closer to the north pole!

>>54994338
Of course we do.

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>>54994338
>typical Canadian

Who wouldn't love?

Or maybe because it's that all the arable land is in the south but lol what the fuck do I know

All I have seen is that tv series about border, there it is very difficult to for Americans to go to Canada.

>>54994612
It's their own fault for not leaving their guns in their trailers.

>>54994664
They can't seem to go if they committed some crime in the past.

>>54994492
noot noot!

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Thoughts?

>>54994728
excellent

You think we had a choice? Try living and farming in a fucking tundra.
Also, settlements back in the day were purposely built close to the border for ease of trade with the US, and security reasons.

>>54994728
Fuck no. Gib Alaska.

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>>54994728
>Alaska still not connected to the lower 48
IT'S SHIT, SHIIIIIIITT!!!!!

>>54994728
why the FACK would you want more useless arctic tundra?
You know what's up there? Nothing. Not one fucking thing.

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>>54995009
It's full of minerals, precious metals, and oil.

>>54995009

Hi 9gag!

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>>54995009
It's not like you're using it

>>54995144
What kind of madman are you to call Saguenay and Val-d'Or "good"

>>54995009
canacuks cant handle the cold so they need to be near the warm arms of their american boifriends

heheh

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>>54995216
>What kind of madman are you
Born and raised inhabitant of Saguenay

>>54995243
Brazil is a poor and weak nation

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>>54995009
>You know what's up there? Nothing. Not one fucking thing.

>>54995216
They are.

>>54995243
Yeah sure. Lets just go build all our cities in places where you can't even grow crops. Great idea Brazil

>>54994415
Why are they even living in Canada in the first place?
They should all just move to Brazil.

>>54995116
the oil is offshore and diamonds aren't worth as much as they used to be

>>54995304
Agreed.

>>54995009
That's exactly why.
Why not?

>>54995304

NO, we don't want more potheads, we already have Uruguay.

maybe because its inhabitable

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>>54994415
yes! they should live near this polish gentleman named North

>>54995356
>any part of Canada
>inhabitable
Too many canucks living there for it to be inhabitable.

Santa lives up North and we don't want to disturb his work obv

>>54994338
Could someone give me a tl;dr version why they aren´t a part of the US? Actually curious.

The sole purpose of the Canadian arctic is to make fun of Russians when they try to invade our airspace, then turn the fuck back when they see glorious NORAD CF-18s in the horizon.

It makes interesting news to read in the newspaper.

>>54995433
Dumb questions will only get dumb answers

>>54995433
Because history.

Americans were traitorous fucks while we weren't. If they didn't revolt against Britain we would be one country right now

Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".

>>54995552
tldr
You seem very mad though

>>54995552
didnt read but same

>>54995548
So Canadians are just Americans who are still loyal towards the Queen?

>>54995548
We'd be a shit country desu

>>54994338
>>54995243
Kek did my Brazil is a gigantic failure thread pissed you off enough to make this thread?

Dumb monkey

>>54995552
>when an American gets into a diabetes fuelled rage

>>54995623
That + Quebec.

>>54995623
Yes, combined with some French, natives, and Newfies

>>54995552
Do you know what the "enter" key does?

>>54995623
Basically. But you could also use that the other way around and say Americans are just Canadians who rebelled against the Monarchy.


They became the bigger and more powerful country in the end so they tend to think of themselves as superior to us, but our roots are the same and our histories are intertwined

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>>54994338
Northern Ontario and Quebec have a lot of muskeg which makes it hard to build things. This is why you will see cities in the prairies farther north than cities in the east

Also the north is fucking cold

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>>54995695
>>54995746
Do you guys actually care about the Queen at all nowadays?

>>54995795
If you wouldn't die for the queen you're a human piece of shit

>>54995795
Not really, but they pretend they do to try and keep their distance from us.

>>54995795
well yes, of course, she rules our Commonwealth

>>54995795
Not really. But in order to make Americans and Liberals mad, yes. If the UK was still the great empire it was, we'd probably still be ultra loyal but at this point it's more of a tradition thing.

>>54995853
>wahhh everything they do is to spite usss

Why are Americans so homosexual?

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>tfw New England and Atlantic Canada will never be united
why live

>>54995795
Most Canadians are indifferent, but I would say most are generally at least a bit supportive of the Monarchy if they had to choose. When anything related to the Monarchy happens though (Such as Royal weddings, births, visits, etc..) people start caring a little bit more. When the Queen came here for Canada Day in 2010 it was a big fucking deal

>>54995795
Yes, though my family on my dad's side is all from and born in the UK so I'm a bit biased.

but I <3 lizzie

>>54995904
That's literally true, though.
The War of 1812 created your identity, which can be summed up as "We aren't Americans!"

>>54995932
You Americans have such a weird inferiority complex

>>54995960
We also have a real national identity.

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>>54995832
>>54995861
>>54995871
>>54995909
>>54995925

>>54995932
Americans truly are some of the most butt hurt people in the world.

>>54995932
I don't understand this mentality.


You invaded us...and we won. So that makes our entire identity "Not being Americans" because we didn't want to annexed by a foreign force?

Canadian Nationalism was born out of the war of 1812 because for the first time we fought to defend ourselves. War breeds nationalism and pride.

>>54995795
Most Canadians don't really think about the monarchy, but I would say more people support it than don't and when a member of the royal family visits it's usually a pretty big deal. I saw Prince Charles when he was here.

Royal symbols are everywhere, a lot of classrooms will have a picture of the queen, etc.

Personally I'm very pro-monarchy, somewhat mostly because republics have shit aesthetics compared to monarchies but also because loyalty to the crown is really the only reason Canada exists at all.

>>54995996
Being fat is NOT a national identity

>>54996020
>You invaded us...and we won.
>canadian delusion

>>54996058
We burned down your fat whitehouse too, fatty

>>54996020
>You invaded us...and we won.
stop

>>54994728
>>54995009
I just want a landbridge to alaska.
Fucking canucks, give clay!!!!!!!!!

>>54996020
The general assumption was that the rest of British North America would eventually petition to join the U.S.

It wasn't until the War of 1812 that Britain started pumping you full of settlers to fight off another invasion.

>Canadian Nationalism was born out of the war of 1812 because for the first time we fought to defend ourselves.
Exactly. Prior to that, Canada was Quebec and a bunch of bumfuck British settlements.

>>54996020
>canadian nationalism

I might be wrong but I think 1812 for the most part French-speakers along the St. Lawrence called themselves Canadians. Anglos at the time would have just identified as some sort of British. Later on Anglos in the Canadas also called themselves. Only once Confederation happened did people in places like BC, the Maritimes, etc. start calling themselves "Canadian".

>>54996072
Those were Brits, and they immediately retreated afterwards. In fact, that punitive raid was their single most successful operation in the war; every other one was totally repelled.

>>54996058
Go and take your diabetes pills, too much stress from your butt hurt fuelled rage and you might pass out soon.

>>54996058
>>54996077
What?

Canadian Militia was a big part of the defense of Upper and Lower Canada. I understand the "hurr Canada wasn't a country" yet meme but you could also say that Americans can't claim to have done the Boston tea party because they weren't a country yet

>>54996125
Stay fat

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>>54996020
>us
>we

>>54995795
Think of it like the German-speakers where we form a single cultural continuity divided by political differences.

>>54994338

Far north is too fucking cold for any worthwhile large population centers.

Northern Ontario is hampered because muskeg makes up way too much of the land.

>>54995552
seem upset

>>54996108
idk m8 this song was written during the war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl9HD01V704


It uses "Canadian" and "British" as mutually exclusive. So although "Canadian" wasn't a nationality back then, it was a thing.

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>>54996141
>Canadian Militia was a big part of the defense of Upper and Lower Canada
lmao

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>>54996125
I'm revelling in the Americans being ass blasted ITT

>>54996210
>mutually exclusive
That's literally the opposite of true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bold_Canadian

>it was a thing
Invented by your government -- which, by the way, only gained independence in the 1980s because the British grew bored of you

>>54995243

>Brazilian monkey doesn't realise how retarded it is to build cities in areas where food can't grow

Yeah sure, lets build Iqaluit into the next Toronto, we'll just fly in our food. $25 loafs of bread? Sure!

>>54996309
>only gained independence in the 1980s

Shitty low hanging meme

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>>54996309
>grew bored of you
Only an American could make a post this dumb. Most of the Americans on this board seem to be living, breathing stereotypes.

>>54996406
The only time Britain gave a fuck about Canada was when they needed German cannon fodder.

>>54996431
Why are you so mad?


Americans being buttblasted at Canada is always so laughable.

>>54996406
That image made me LOL out loud!
I thank you for posting such a humourous image, it has raised my mood tonight.
I will be saving it, too, if you don't mind.

>>54996431
All Americans are fat and smell like poop

>>54996431
>Britain
>not the world

I guess there was also that one time the world wanted to dig through those oil sands, but that shit's worthless now.