I'm going to Spain this summer with some m8s What are the

>>54414839
have you all the teeth?

>>54414908
>spanish "education"

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>>54414908
Yes, haven't brushed in a week tho because I'm lazy

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You're better off getting "Spanish" Mexican pussy over here

just use muhh accent

>>54414839
Next to impossible if you're not muscular and outgoing. That's all girls care about in any part of the world.

Can foreign girls get a qt Spanish bf easily

>>54416450
Not if you're fat

>>54416450
pic to r8

>>54416450
That is true

>>54414839
>posh English accent
Jack, in Spain we speak Spanish, and there's nothing as horribly ear-shattering as an Anglo speaking the language.
The few people that speak English dislike the English accent or find it pretentious, so work in your American accent which is the only one people bother speaking with here.
I don't know how it is in other cities, but in Madrid you guys have very bad reputation because of your chavs.
>handsome
Pics or didn't happen, and being handsome in England doesn't mean you are handsome in Spain.

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Is there any country where Finnish boys are considered exotic and our accent is sexy? Antarctica?

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>>54417143
pic is my jawline

Strong jawline = confirmed non-beta

>>54414839
That depends on your plans. If you are going to try and meet some natives, have some fun, and (most importantly) speak at least basic Spanish, you may find a qt3.14 somewhere. However, if you are going to chimp out with yer lads in Magaluf, your best bet is to get a blowjob by a Norn Iron lowlife in exchange for a drink. Decent Spaniards avoid tourist traps aka Britain II.

>>54416450
All good men are taken or gay, regardless of country.

>>54417170
no, fuck off

>>54417336
Pic tells me nothing other than you have a weak chin.

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>>54414908
kek

>>54417554
>mocking a blinded soldier

bit rude

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>>54417885
>becoming blind for england

>>54417170
In spain depends on where you go and how you introduce yourself to others girls, we are living in a touristic country so is normal to see people of north europe.

>>54417170
Your accents sounds slavic

>>54416450
Yes

>>54419034
No they don't

>>54419764
I have just seen a video of a fingolian teacher speaking spanish and it kinda sounds slavic.

>>54415068
>because I'm lazy
Don't justify it, clean them. Now.

>>54419034
>Your accents sounds slavic
rude

>>54419942
>poles
>slavic

>>54419983
Are you "that" infamous wendish pollack? God fucking damn it, that's why we can't have nice things.

>>54420226
I'm the person that makes polish imbeciles cry because they can't compete with the pile of sources for it.

>>54420286
>muhh herritage

Yup.

>>54420401
Not heritage. Just simple facts, that "slavic" and "germanic" thing is bullshit with no evidence to back any of it.

In fact you have many tribes that don't fit either of it, but were thrown into them because of either conspirancy or stupidness of german nationalists.

No rocket science here.

>>54420401
>>54420485
either way, don't give a shit if you care or not.

you can read more here. http://www.jassa.org/

>>54414839
If you have money, maybe

Learn Spanish because Spanish people can't speak English.
Spanish grills are mostly pretty easy to land, especially on holiday destinations.
The rest of your chances depend on how British you actually look. They really aren't into pale guys.

>>54417336
Considering you are brit and you ask on the internation section of a taiwanese pasta cooking forum how to pick up girls yeah you are pretty beta

>>54420485
Dude, normalfags don't fucking care about it at all. Instead of looking back, look forward and focus for a change.

>>54414839
Do not speak shitty spanish

>>54420836
I asked if British chavs gave the rest of us Brits a bad rep you wog

>>54421157
Seems like you got mad :^)
calm down lad

>>54421157
Yes, you will only be able to aquire chavettes

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>>54421240
S-sorry m8

>>54421309
I'm sure it's possible to get drunk spanish qts

>spanish women with filthy brits

Literal prostitutes or severely damaged fat sluts only. Sorry m80 you guys ruined your country's reputation around here long ago

Don't be shitfaced.
Look good.
Don't be shy.
Go to party towns like Salou, Vinaroz or Ibiza.

Spanish girls love foreigners, in paper you have good odds but Brits usually don't get laid with Spanish girls because you stick to your own groups, you behave like animals, and you go to your own bars instead of the predominantly Spanish ones.

That's my personal experience. For some reason the party scene is fairly segregated. I never asked myself why but that's what I've seen each summer.
Break out of it, because again, Spanish girls love foreign guys (and Spanish guys love foreign girls).

>>54421442
Who knows

>>54421157
>I asked if British chavs gave the rest of us Brits a bad rep you wog
Absolutely yes.

But you can make up for it by not being a disgusting chav.
We can tell if you're trash or not within 2 minutes of conversation despite the language barrier.

If it doesn't work, say you're australian.

>>54421442
>I'm sure it's possible to get drunk spanish qts
Is it possible to get a 8/10 spanish qt as a 5/10 brit?
Hardly.

You won't get anything beyond your league, but you can land a qt inside your league like everywhere else.

>>54421529
This is true. Most of the nationalities stick together actually brits don't like that spaniards go to their pubs for example.

>>54421905
I wouldn't see anything wrong with a Spaniard coming into one of our pubs. Maybe that's just me I guess

>>54421442
If you are a beta in UK, you will be a beta in Spain as well, maybe you can play the foreigner card, but britons are hardly something exotic in Spain.

As some anons said here, your chances of getting laid in Spain are very high just for the fact that you're foreigner, in this case British. If you are good looking, it will be even more easier for you. If I were you, I would start thinking about how many chicks I would get.

>>54423042
nah you just aren't part of the collective scum expats that inhabit spain
can you imagine who actually GOES to benidorm anon? can you?

>>54414839
Go to Catalonia (Barcelona) girls, Rave and alcohol (botellon), and pay any whore with your friends.

My best Summer

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>>54430496
In Pamplona.. Mega botellon Hahahaha

>>54430756
Unemployment 100 % in this photo

>>54417931
At least he fought for his country, can you say the same you fat fuck?

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>>54414839
Mmmmm do you like my english friend?

>>54431651
would breed with anglo cumin

>>54428768
In Benidorm, where I go every summer, Spanish people aren't allowed to enter to clubs frequented by Brits unless they look like one of them. Also most of Brits who are there are just chav nigger/moor tier scum.

>>54432187
Really?and in Barcelona or Ibiza?

>>54432279
I don't know about Barcelona and Ibiza, and I still don't know why Spaniards (like me) can't enter, we don't generally behave like gypsies, moors or chavs. Maybe they are butthurt from battles from the past or something, I don't know...but after all it's better to stay in Spanish areas rather than in British ghettos.

>>54432187
>Spanish people aren't allowed to enter to clubs frequented by Brits unless they look like one of them.
If I was you I would tell them "THIS IS MY FUCKING COUNTRY"

>>54432652
And I really think so, but I don't wanna get beaten by the Romanian 1'90 m 150 kg bouncer, I just don't go to that place anymore and that's all.

>>54432738
Romanians only pick on people they feel are weaker, his probably a pussy under all that mass

>>54420485
so what are Poles exactly? Elaborate pls

>>54417170
In my class we have a Finn student and girls are literally mad for him. It happens when you are foreigner with blue eyes and blond hair, I think you would get laid even acting autistic.

>>54433025
Exchange or erasmus ?

>>54433139
Erasmus

I go to Barcelona or Badalona this summer i want a nordic gf..why not?

>>54433207
Where do you live?

I live in Bilbao and is a fucking shithole (Full sudacas ,whjghgruk)and bad weather.

>>54433319
And indepe Basques, I don't know what's worse.

I live in Albacete, where apparently it never happens anything but it's pretty nice to live, and it hardly ever rains.

>>54417143
I find it quite amusing that people would willingly learn to speak in a way that makes them sound legally retarded

>>54433467
Go to rave with your finn friend and. Botellon ;)

>>54433640


He's not even my friend yet, he arrived soon but it would be cool if he comes with us.

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>>54433025
finn girl in spanish rave party.

You WIN

>>54433848
It's a guy lol, haven't you read my first message? I hope it was a girl desu.

>>54434124
;(