Culture Pals - /cp/

First for wanting Macau to come back, she isn't responding to my messages :(

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second for cant be arsed responding

Third for thanking you guys for helping me find my qt

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Only one is counted on flag counter and could be real.
Guess which one?

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>Swedecucks

>>54387639
The black American girl lol

>>54385993
Cheers.

New to this. Anyone mind giving a short explanation of what the scripts are for?

>>54387959
>Trump will win the election and make America great again while also spreading nationalism across the US and Europe while also turning all the Muslim countries to glass

>tfw Mormon Guatemalan qt
Gonna marry her, bros

>>54386183
is interbopper fucked? it keeps looking up guys and chicks no matter what config i put on it

>>54388936
Same for me

The site is so buggy, it's basically unusable.

Recommend me some qts interpals :^)

>>54389650

www.interpals.net/johnnoM

>>54389065
do you know how to use any of the other scripts on there, im trying to use the country specific one but i keep getting request module or some shit

>>54386183

Roll

>>54386183
also roll

What celebrities do your qts look like?

Mine is a bit like Kelly Macdonald mixed with Natalie Portman.

>>54391016
Mine looks exactly like Summer Glau, she's perfect desu.

>>54391016

/lyrdes

looks like the immortal empress, Natalia

>>54391111
Cute Tbh.

>>54391109
She a slav? I'll admit I don't find Summer Glau that great. I see the appeal but her jaw puts me off.

>>54391173
>She a slav?
Yes she's Slovak.
I like her especially in Firefly. My qts jaw looks different but better and not as squared as Summer's jaw.

>>54391173

should have said, Natalia look alike isn't my QT. I talked to her briefly on IP, but we just didn't click. So if anybody wants her, she's free

>>54391111
>/lyrdes

Well this is embarrasing

/praebabyboo

>>54391375
What the hell is with that picture of her and the old man.

>>54391346

is she yours?

Also see >>54391299 I haven't talked to her in months

>>54391111
I still don't see it, you keep saying this every so often but she doesn't look like Natalia at all.

Why do we bother with girls? Like if you think about it. Why do we put so much energy into girls?

>>54392723

penis in vagina

>>54392962

Yes. But it's not always worth it. So why do we work so hard for it?

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>>54391016

>Girl sends me "Hello! how are you?"
>Answer
>Disconnected

What's the fucking point.

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>>54393322

>>54387639
those are some high quality german women

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>>54394479
Yet none are real. It's a real shame. I wish there was a way to tell even the really convincing fakes apart.

Lads it happened. A reasonably attractive girl started a conversation with me 2 days after I talked with her. First time this has happened.

>>54395152

Good work. Where's she from?

Also, get her Whatsapp ASAP. that's the best way to keep it going

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would crash that puss

>>54395333
She's a big girl

>>54391016
My old BR qt looked a lot like Penelope Cruz

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>>54395366

>>54395269
She is from Poland and she has already said she doesn't have Skype.

>>54395152
>A reasonably attractive girl

picture?

>>54395610
I'm not gonna post her picture but she is probably a 6 or 7/10 doesn't seem that good but I'm probably a 4 so its pretty good

>>54395512

Skype takes like 2 minutes to make a account.

But get her Whatsapp. It's way easier to talk on there than IP. It's more personal

>>54395698
Will do. Not sure how to ask for it. I feel like she might say no after saying she doesn't use skype

Just asked BR girl if she has da bunda. She said what? How should I reply?

>>54396029

Just say "hey, would you like to talk on Whatsapp or kik? Interpals doesn't work well for me all the time"

make sure you establish a good conversation with her so it seems like she's interested in you before you ask this though.

>>54396107
Eu quero ver sua bunda

>>54396127
Alright I will try that.

>>54396184
Sent can only be good things if she replies.

>>54396257
Post her reply if she does lmao

>>54396280
She just said go to hell. Gonna play it as someone told me it was a nice thing to say. Give me some other things to say to her.

>>54396434

Top Kek. Why did you listen to that guy??

>>54396511
She told me not to message here again :(

Why not listen to him?

>>54396434
Ayy lmao I don't see that working. Do you want things like that?
>>54396511
He asked what to say since he wanted to see her ass

>>54396542
Her*

>>54396547
It definitely triggered her I've never had a none Thai girl read and reply to my messages so fast. Give me something that will get her to stop being triggered

>>54396619
I don't know what to you could say to make it work, you might want to wait until one of the Brazilian or Portuguese posters come here if you want something in Portuguese since mine is shit.

>>54396799
She isn't replying now so its useless. Trying the same question on a Mexican girl.

>>54391111
Takako Fuji :^)

>>54396840
I'm surprised she didn't block you. Tell the Mexicans to build the wall.

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God dammit.

QT is texting me, send me this gif and said "join me in bed please ;)"

no, I am at work for the next hour and 30min with a hard on. Fuck my life

Anyone speak Turkish? I want to send some weird messages to Turks.

>>54397339

Use Google Translate

>>54397339
Just as if she wants some dürüm

>>54397555
Ask*

>>54386183
roll

>>54398010
Roll again

>>54386183
>Feeling lonely and bored
>View heaps of profiles to try get people to talk to me
>A few do
>Too shy to reply
wew haha

>>54399703
What is tge Rolling Pals for?
Just pick people and roll for messages

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>>54387639
>tfw these refugees message me all the time
Who knows, maybe the FBI creates fake German accounts and only replies to refugees to watch their actions

I know they don't but I wish it was this way

>>54400787
We're so ded, so I'm gonna roll for a reply to his message

>>54400787
>that African commenting Christian things on this muzzies profile
Ayy lmao

Why are Iranin girls such insufferable cunts?
Every fucking thing you say to them makes them go "stupid Americans, only believing what their media tells them"

You could literally ask them how to say "hello" in Farsi and then they go on a rant about how all Americans assume they speak Arabic and blah blah and how our media lies to us about Iran

I'm like, fuck off, I just want to see your asshole, I'm not talking about that stuff

>>54400787
>adelig

Don't you see? He's a syrian prince!

has anyone here met their qt in real life?
or has plans to?

>>54401283
Yes and yes

>>54401283
Met her, had an amazing time, lost my virginity to her, and haven't talked to her since

Women are terrible creatures

>>54401283
No but I am planning to meet my qt in a few months

>>54401259
No worries I messaged him with my rollin' result. When we get into a conversation, I will surely ask him to donate some monis to our poorfag country : )

>>54400932
>tfw these subsaharan Africans are funny af and they're not even trying

Is Clayton gay?

Is Clayton asexual?

>>54402832
>>54402647
Who fucking cares?
Why are you riding this random guy from the Internet's cock so much?

>>54402865
Because he's hot

>>54402865
Because he's cute

Brit pretending to be Russian female, pls go

>>54402865
Because he has cucked 95% of /cp/ and IP

>>54386183
rorru

>>54403622
Because 95% of /cp/ and IP has cucked him

>>54403622
Except that he hasn't and you're just riding his nuts because your life is that empty

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>>54403645

>>54403738
Don't cry for Poland my Genossen
The truth is we never left them
All through our wild days
Our mad existence
We kept our promise
Don't keep your distance

>>54403712
>Except that he hasn't

naw cute

>>54403924
You guys are beyond pathetic.

The cringe in these threads is astronomical sometimes

>>54403843
I'm crying over Stalingrad battle, desu Obersturmbannführer.

>>54403963
>he can't tell that this is just shitposting because this thread is a bit kill

I just joined. How many views do you usually get each day? And how many people send you messages?

>>54401283
I have met two, although one was only a few drinks and a meal together, she was just passing through.

Have plans to meet another too.

>>54405067
When you first sign up, even if you don't view anybody, you can expect to get 60+ at least. Each time your profile is updated it gets bumped to the top of the list for more people to see. If you're viewing people, the number goes up, and if you script you can expect more than a hundred easily.

Usually I'd get about 3 or 4 every day, mostly from either Thai, Korean and Chinese women. Or from Turkish girls, and assorted African gay men. But every couple of days I'd get messages from actual worthwhile people. If you made your profile recently, then you'll have messages by tomorrow at least.

>>54386183
roll

>>54405067
In your first day you'll get a lot more because you get bumped to the top of the "search engine" or whatever. It'll die down unless you do a proper update of your pic/profile.

You won't get too many unless you're really good looking in your profile. You'll get hundreds if you use the scripts.

Message to view ratio depends on how attractive you are I guess, but I guess it's a good thing to learn in life that getting girls is more a matter of just doing it until you get one which happens rather than holding back and trying to hope something comes.

That being said if you're used to girls on the internet, you'll get a lot more messages from girls on interpals than anywhere else.

>>54405859
Rolling again

Anyone else wish they could start again on IP? Just reset their profile back to as if it was a newly made one?

The end of this February wil have been me visiting these generals for a year now, and I can't say anything has come of it

>change pic
>go to bed
>wake up
>9 messages

Nice.

Who are you? I know you're lurking, you fucking faggot

Do you guys respond to messages straight away or is it the same as on IM and you let the slag wait for a bit?

>>54407352
Wait but not too much.
I usually take as long to reply as they do

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Wew haha

>>54407717
>not opening and reading messages
#wastehertime2016

>>54407717
Is her name Grey?

>>54407811
>wasting your time

>>54407811
too embarrased desu. don't want them to know I've seen it

>>54408116
Why? Just ignore and move on.

That's what 99% of females do, and they don't give a fuck how we feel

>>54408116
I'd usually just block them so I disappear from their radar completely.

>>54399703
Faggot

>>54402647
>Clay
>>54402832
>>54402865
>>54402893
>>54403176
>>54403622
>>54403693
>>54403712
>>54403924
>>54403963
>>54404110


Well thanks for the nice comments, And again I dunno how many times I have to tell you guys most girls im friends with. Very rarely do I flirt with anyone. If anything I get just as many messages from girls telling me they like me, as girls telling me they hate me or flipping their shit at me all the time. I just said recently again that alisa girl you guys kept telling me to talk to saying she was mean, i tried to tell myself she was nice. I talk to her, we have one nice conversation, then she adds me on facebook yadda yadda, blah blah tells me a sad story I feel bad for her. Then she gets mad and doesnt want to talk to me anymore since I was nice, and gets rid of me lol. Thats interpals for me dude. Im not getting nudes from every girl, its mostly girls getting mad at me for being nice/for not flirting with them/or a ton of other crazy things lol

Girl sends me a quite a long message telling me about the music she likes and asks what I like. Send her quite a long one back. That's cool. Feelsbadman

>>54410421
I see :P

>>54407173
what's wrong senpai?

fucking nonstop for three days makes the peepee hurt
She cried when I left ;_;

all these fucking chads in here, you people make me sick.

>>54410922
E-Chads

>>54410405
Jut fuck off already, no one cares about your sob stories and how you dindu nufin

Might as well just use a tripcode so you can just derail threads more easily because every time you post shit a million literal faggots in this thread hop on your nuts and start sucking your cock

God, these threads are fucking terrible and have been for several years

>>54411417
I didnt post here first, people posted my name there and were talking about me. So I posted. Nor do I ever act like im better than anyone else. And obviously from the fact that you are making fun of me on the internet you are probably much cooler than me, and probably get a bunch of nudes, so calm down and take a look in the mirror.

drama

k-drama

>>54411952

only koreans and other asians show interest. just fuck my shit up family

>>54411991
only turks and arabs show interest. AMA

How do I find a French girl that isn't a koreaboo?

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>>54386429
feel you

>>54412386
Cooool

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>>54412386

>>54412368
What was the '''best''' pick up line you've got?

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>>54412483
That made me sad
>>54412543
Wanna sit on my face?

pls

>>54412368

are they at least qt?

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>>54411417
Why are americans always so butthurt

>>54412543

oh baby youre so hot kiss kiss


>>54412682
some of them at least

>>54413199

Well lucky you then, havent been contacted by a single attractive asian.

>>54412605
Bjorn pls

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>>54413199
"Americans"

>I made pizza! :D
>Cool, whats the sauce like?
>I just put ketchup

Triggered

>>54414333
She's a hot candidate for a proper hatefuck tbQh

I can't shitpost from Dubai, right? Their whole IP range is b&?

>>54414587
If you have a pass you can post from banned countries

>>54414587
We don't care you disgusting manwhore

>>54414333
Oh God I hope someone like this starts ranting at me.

I can't wait.

>>54414524
B L O C K
L
O
C
K

>>54414684
Well you have her name

>>54414333
Holy shit there are people this autistic on interpals? Lmao.

>>54414333

>I study politics

>>54414830
I'm not pro-Israel though, I just want someone muzzie or spic that hates Trump to laugh at.

>>54414333
Ask her why she wears a Hijab

>>54414333
Can she stop using fuck? Raging like this isn't part of a proper """"political discussion"""".
How can anyone this retarded have a decent opinion? you should link her here

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>>54415979
>Ask her why she wears a Hijab

Lads I'm talking to this girl on Tinder and she wants me to send a dick pic, but I'm not sure if she's memeing me or being serious. Do girls find dick pics sexy/attractive?

>>54416610
Shes on tinder, she wants to fuck obviously

Send her the dickpic

>>54416610

send her a picture of your copy of the book Moby Dick to test the waters first (or something like that). if she doesn't follow up on it she was joking, if she says something along the lines of: 'that's not what I meant!' and insists then you have more certainty.

>>54416680
Now see I've been getting a slight sarcastic vibe but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. My penis is big as it is, but any tips for sending a more flattering dick pic?

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>>54414333
best girl

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>>54414333
>>54416868

>>54416923
>prior to their control, there was democracy in the Islamic Empire
Into the trash it goes.

How did your first airplane trip alone went? Any advices? I never travelled alone, but I'll probably do to meet my qt.

>>54416789
To make your dick appear larger just grab at the bottom using your thumb index and middle finger

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do you think she will react?

>>54417070
You board the plane and fly
It's easy

>>54417159
I don't think it's happening desu - she said to add her on kik, followed by 'one sec' and it's been 23 minutes since that.

But assuming it does, do I point the camera looking downwards from my perspective or point the camera upwards from her perspective?

>>54417318
from the side

>>54416868
Can somebody teach this dumb bitch the difference between your and you're? Holy shit.

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>urgh :( cant stil find some nice people here on interpals.. some are just here for a sex . most of them are from turkey and germany .. wtf!!

How long until women start blocking messages from Germany because of all the hornyturks there?

>>54417550
Your overreacting m7

>>54386183
what is the website of this?

I searched culture pals but I couldn't find anything

>>54418413
Interpals, meu amigo

>>54418413
interpals.net . Caro colega, isto é um website para troca de cultura, línguas, etc. Claro que a maior parte usa isto como se fosse um Tinder.

>>54418413
It's misleading, I know.
It's http://interpals.net

>>54418581
>>54418584
>>54418586
thanks

>>54418581
>>54418584
>>54418586
what do you guys write on your profile?

and can I find people who is really really interested in practicing languages there?

>>54419150
Just bee yourself

>>54419150
fds não uses essa bandeira, quase que te confundia com o Vini.

>>54419150
>>54419240
Fugg not another one from Paraná pls

>>54418208
But they are already blocking

>tfw just saw a white man with his fucking hot and classy arab wife and their cutie white as fuck daughter (pale, blue eyes)

I want to be him

nobody is interested in conversation it seems. how the hell do you guys keep talking to people.

>>54418748
Some advice for Interpals:
Thai, Indonesian, Chinese, Russian and Japanese girls are trash - they're boring to talk to.

Don't bother with the 'favourite books, favourite quotes' shit on your profile - people don't really read profiles. Just keep it simple, or leave it mysterious so it gives girls more reason to talk to you.

Your first opening message should be simple, open and confident. 'Hi' doesn't do well and will just cause you to be ignored. Then again, don't write a whole paragraph - find a balance between the two; it varies from girl to girl.

Don't listen to what other anons in this thread say about different countries in terms of women (ironic, I know) go for who you want - you'll be happiest that way.

Move away from interpals to another form of IM - skype is most common. You want your qt to be exclusive to you, and primarily interested in you. While she's on IP, she's open to pursue other men and it can end up with you being cucked.

Some of the lingo used here:
qt - a cute girl, or one's significant other which someone is currently talking to

trashed - a qt considered so bad she's not worth pursuing, and therefore disregarded.

cucked - short for cuckolded.

Sperg - shortened for asperger, someone that behaves in a very autistic and stupid fashion

Autist - an idiot who is absolutely clueless about what to do or say in social situations, and will come across as awkward or disturbing. Ask the regulars about the Icelandic autist in the context of IP - they'll tell you about him.

People commonly post links to their or other's profiles in the following format: /[profile]

This should be added onto the main URL, i.e. interpals.net/[profile]


Hope this helps. If you want to talk, send me a message, my profile's /Aprils_Renegade

>>54419150
Just give a short description of yourself - what your name is, how old you are, where you're from. Mention hobbies, interests, languages you speak and countries/cultures that interest you.
Protip: offer to help learn a language, whether it's english or portuguese. You probably won't end helping, but it makes you that extra bit appealing

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>>54416868
>Too much Shrek
>Yea but not too much land under Israeli rule yet

Fucking kekked with the might of 1000 suns.

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>>54419150
>what do you guys write on your profile?

you don't
you just make it full of ebin memes and other stupid unfunny shit and all the grills will love it

>>54386183
rolllle

>>54419150
trying to figure out as well

>>54419532
>>54419677
thanks for the introduction man

is one pic picture of me enough? or should i upload more? i dont have many decent pictures

>>54419867
>all the grills will love it
are you serious?

>>54419867

lel

>>54420094
One should be okay, but 3-4 would be ideal imo.

I think I have yellow fever.

>>54419532
This should be included in the pastebin desu

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shit lads

think i just narrowly avoided some pedo trying to get me in on his fucked up shit

>>54422773
Thanks, it means a lot :3

>>54418748
>>54419150
es o mm gajo? se sim naao uses a bandeira do parana

>>54423502
ayyyy, since when are you back in the uk?

>>54423827
Since the new year, why do you ask?
Mate, I've posted on this general multiple times since then

>>54423827
Since when are you back, I guess? (>>54424224)
And who are you?

>>54389965
;c

>>54425422
Heard that the country specific one doesn't work for anyone because interpals is having some changes.
But I've never used a script

>>54425422
You can still use the Swiss-degenerates scripts. Should work cause it the online-view.

How did you react when you learned your qt cucked you?

>>54425900
I licked her creampie

>>54425882
Which one is it?

>>54425900
Which time?

>>54426774
Who hurt you, anon? Who hurt you?

>>54426971
Well there was the time I thought my qt cucked me

Then there was the time she actually cucked me.

>>54425180
I'm Petras, who are you?

>>54426042
i want to knowww

>>54426774
Probably the 16th

>tfw no Macao qt
Life is a pain

>>54427065
I didn't ask you but the other German. We are at least two.

>>54427092
>implying it wouldn't be more pain with a Macao qt

rolling cuz dead convo

>>54427077
github.com/dccrsd

>>54427077
>>54427365
*github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler

>>54427363
>when you realise this

>have you ever bet anyone up
>bet anyone up
>bet up

Just fugg my shit up senpaitachis

>>54427037
Turk qt, right?

>>54427669
The very same.
Tbh it's kinda good to be out now with Koksal Baba being a thing.

>>54386183
Rolling

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>get viewed by a Moldovan
>pic related
Zozzle

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My goal in life to insert my tongue into a slav teenage girl's asshole
>pic related

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>>54428979
Dimitri should teach him how to squat

>>54427642
i corrected to beat ;)))))

>>54386183
ROLLING FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

>>54429622
This one is boring, rolling again

>>54429200
Is she from Estonia?

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>Russian girl named Nastya

Holy shit i'm keking

>>54429785
>Baltics
>Slavs
This is a meme and it has to die. Baltic countries are seperate and are not slavic

>>54429887
its short for anastasia

>>54429887
Link pls

>>54429911
She looks really like an Estonian girl my friend met on here is all

>>54429911
Estonia is Finno-Ugric, but what are Latvia and Lithuania then?

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>>54386183
Rolling for Trump

>>54429975
Baltic stronk
That is all

But on a serious note, we don't identify under anythung else other than purely baltic

>>54429887
>Nastena

givin me the read no reply

How do I get a shitskin orange qt (Indian-type)?

>>54427965
Afraid he'll beat you? :^)

>>54430735
I've already been attacked by tiny people in Turkey before when a gang of Kurd kids threw stones at me to get money and cigarettes.

The last I want is to invoke the wrath of Koksal Baba with his gloves on.

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>>54430823
At least you understand our plight with kurds. Fuggen harassing everyone.

>>54430985
I really do, I've never had a good experience with them. Between getting leered at, yelled at and attacked by them, fuck Kurds.

I loved when my qts parents would go like "Kurt" and shake their head. Or in one case in a mixture of broken English and Turkish said something like "Our President is Ermeni, and first lady is Kurt. Turkey" and put her hands in the air confused.

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>>54430823
>Koksal Baba
Oh fugg, I regret googling it

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>>54431084
ahahahahah

if there's one thing you got out of all that is experience, though it ended bitter at least you have some culture and interesting stories to tell.

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>>54431118
you on the right.

>implying this halfiing rogue isn't the best thing in 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r8W7a9OZY8

>>54431147
Had a nice time while it lasted, and I went somewhere I never would have went otherwise and enjoyed it. I mean, I wouldn't want Turkey in the EU still, but that's not personal.

Would visit again if I didn't have other places to go and a limited amount of time and money to do it. It also feels weird the idea of going back without any ties or connections anymore. Like say you divorced your wife but still went over to her Grans for lunch every Sunday.

Debating buying the little tea glasses still. They're too nice.

Thanks to it though I can do a good enough impersonation to my friends when we laugh at Koksal Baba videos.

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>>54397339
I do if you still want help.

>>54431345
We will eventually get in the EU but it'll be a while kek.

I get what you mean by that but I think you'll still have a good time there, there's more than just her and her side of the country but wait till you're older imo, no need to go any time soon.

Get em, they're great.

Kek koksal is a fuckin national treasure at this point, he's a beloved ledge.

>>54431511
What annoys me is her mum was supposed to take me to Cannakkale and I was really excited to go because I'm into history and it's quite a big event. So like seeing Istanbul it was a whole "two birds with one stone" scenario. Besides, nobody to go with anymore and I hate to travel alone.

I had a voucher at Amazon I was going to use to get them for free. But the price for delivery too was so much that I might as well have bought them anyway.

I don't understand how he got so popular but I saw he met members of Besiktas and then proceeded to attack one of the players.

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>>54431652
Oh man, Gallipoli is beautiful and actually seeing it really gives to perspective and understanding about what everyone there had to go through, not seeing it was a big mistake. As a history lover you should also go to places like Capadocia and Gobeklitepe if you like extremely ancient history.

I'm sure you can buy them in England, when I was there I saw plenty of Turk stuff. In fact thinking about it I found it really odd how there was so much Turkish shit there, even on your radio I heard Turkish music on the normal channels, not specialised ones.

He got popular because he's really lovable and a super sweet guy with a hilarious temper. Also he's small but doesn't have dwarfism or whatever so lots of people were watching and thinking he was shrunk down with a computer lmao. He also beat up people of Trabzonspor which is the team he supports kek and he met fucking everyone from the biggest mafia don in Turkey (and his children) to Erdogan (who is practically from the same city as him) kek

>>54386183
Rolling again

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>>54431852
On my last trip I buddied up with a Buddhist monk to help her carry all her bags and shit so we wouldn't miss our flight together. She told me to see Cappadocia too.

Oh I'm not in England, they're available to buy, but in packs of like 12 and I can't justify buying 12 glasses that I'll barely use. I have my coffee cups and pot though.

Do people like him? I can never understand what people are saying in his video so I couldn't tell if he was loved or ridiculed.

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>>54431714
cheeky chinese banter
How old is she?

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>get some spam message about free sex things and an obvious scam link from a profile made 2-3 hours ago

>actually has messages from asians being creepily polite wanting to know them

I wonder if they have copypastas of their own

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>>54432118
Cappadocia is just really cool and it feels kinda like an elaborate historic movie set, too unreal.

What are you, Scottish or something? Oh yeah true, 12 is too much. I'd send you a few if postage didn't fuck you up the ass to send shit anywhere from aus. Is that Turkish coffee? You have a decent level of foam there lad.

People fuckin love the guy. It's really just banter that goes on. He's got a nemesis, Ricirt (Richard) and a minor enemy "tea maker" Kenan (Keenan), the rest of the fights are minor conflicts when he gets mad and also training for his bigger battles against Ricirt. He's also a very angry dude. People from the black sea are notorious for being angry and flaring up quickly, Koksal is even worse, short man with a short temper.

Check him out getting mad in traffic and getting out ready for a fight kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHsEo7CEUA

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>>54432416
Yeah I'm Scottish, there aren't as many Turks here so getting a hold of stuff isn't the same. Amazon has glasses but I'd rather just pay like £3 for 2 or something like that. The coffee is Turkish yeah, I think that stuff was ground in one of the confectionery shops in Istanbul. But there was a cigar shop on my route to College that would grind it for Turkish coffee too. I enjoy making it, it's like making Espresso in a Moka pot but you have to be more careful about the foam. The first cup I pour always has more than the second. Thanks though, I was really proud with that one.

Ricirt is actually a nemesis? People on /tr/ said that when I asked but I assumed it was just bants.

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>>54432642
>Yeah I'm Scottish
independence when? I definitely understand what you mean, they're good cups but it's a bit stupid that they can get pricey, especially how cause in Turkey they're so fuckin cheap everyone has 50 of them.

a Cigar shop with coffee? Count me in, that sounds delightful. Yeah I'm not so good with the foam myself so I gotta say I'm impressed by your feats!

Like in the end it's all playful, he doesn't hate him or anything but Richard steps on his toes a lot and says stuff to get on his nerves cause he's just trying to get a rise out of Koksal for the laughs, he says stuff about how he's cucking Koksal with his girl so Koksal just flies at him kek. But yeah in the end it's all banter and Koksal doesn't have any hard feelings. Some people think he's abused and all that but they all take really good care of him it's actually super sweet. There's especially one guy that's known him for around ten years and he's practically koksal's caretaker, a man with a heart of gold I gotta say. He's the guy in this picture >>54431298 he's kissing his hand here as if koksal is the godfather, which is what the "baba" part in his title implies.

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>>54432946
Voted no Tbh.

It's a specialist tobacco shop, but the guy must like coffee too so he sells it there. Sadly my coffee never makes for a good fortune though. It's as if it isn't thick enough.

That's nice then, I mean he looks like an aggressive little shit but I imagine he is a bit mentally slow so he doesn't really have that great of a world understanding, so I'm glad that he's not being taken advantage of or abused. even though I do laugh at him attacking people in his shop with a brush so hard he snaps it.

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So lads there was this American girl from Louisiana and we were talking for about day until I got her whatsapp.

She decided to show me her boobs which were nice but then sent a pic of her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it.

I didn't want to see her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it. Why would she think I would?
Anyway she was boring so I blocked her and deleted my account until this all blows over but somehow she has my e-mail????? I don't know how she found it... If only she spent more time cleaning her her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it rather than stalking people on the internet.

I just wanted to share my thoughts and be wary of girls with big, dry, stinky pussies with shit in them.

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>>54433427

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>>54433257
>>Voted no Tbh.
what really? I was hoping to collect more flags! Why did you vote no? would much change?

Do they have Dokha?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dokha
This thing fuckin kills, I couldnt handle it kek. Oh wow there's like no mud in there at all. I have no idea how to increase the mud content though kek.

The videos are just random recordings of him that the guy decided to start uploading onto youtube for friends then everyone started finding and watching him kek. I think he's just a little slow but not that thick, he can use computers and have conversations but I can't understand him because of

1. His accent
2. He's missing some teeth so he can't articulate
3. He sounds like he inhaled a ton of helium kek.

Aahahah, I love that video, that's the tea dude Kenan. Koksal apparently really does hit hard kek but yeah no need to pity him.

>>54433469
>good goy tier

>>54433419
>shit in her pussy

post pics

>>54433419
>Louisiana
There's your problem Boris

>>54433419
What would Peter Andre do?

>>54433469
center its where its at

>>54433477
>Voted no Tbh.
>what really?

>voluntarily breaking up the greatest legacy in existence just for the sake of muh freedoms when it provided very little in the way of tangible benefits to the individual person

biased englishman btw

>>54433550
Post pictures of himself on a Vietnamese sewing forum

>>54433477
>Why did you vote no? would much change?
Aside from >muh pride the entire argument consisted of >muh North Sea oil. And then the price of oil tanked.

>>54433477
Get the extended flags script if you want the Scotland flag, I'm using it now. I like being both British and Scottish, and didn't want to break up the Union. That and the people at the helm of the Yes campaign were in it because Scotland was on the way to become Sweden 2 if that happened, which I'd rather avoid. Felt proud that my region was the tie breaker that came in near the end to cement our victory. A lot of hate is left over still.

I didnt ask about Dokha, never heard of it before. I'm not much of a smoker unless I'm on Nargile though. I used to visit the shop to buy pipe tobacco for my Granddads birthday. The smells in there were insanely good. For the grinds I'm not sure if whether I just didnt put enough in or poured it wrong so I kept all the grounds in the pot.

He fucking broke Kenan's plate shield in that video. I was surprised at his strength.

You're the Aussie Turk I've spoken to plenty times before, right?

>>54433656
tbf that was after the referendum. Woulda been funny if it was yes though and then that happened :DDD

But then everyone with half a brain knows that wasn't the sole reason for independence, and that they'd find an alternate route, eventually. Probably tax haven like Ireland.

Scotland already get a good deal from the union compared to the English, they don't really benefit from the doubt of independence.

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>>54433705
I used to have that but it was disappointing how few people used it and it just made me identify people a lot more which I don't know if I like because I think everything is nicer on an anonymous level. Well I guess it's actually good you guys took a rationalistic approach to the situation instead of blind nationalism or whatever.

I don't smoke either besides the good old nargile, (love that shit) and dokha I tried cause my Leb friend offered it to me and it got me destroyed kek, he said it's something like smoking 5 cigarettes at once and smoking it made me sweat profusely as I sat down with my hand on my eyes trying not to die haha.

>He fucking broke Kenan's plate shield in that video. I was surprised at his strength.

Koksal is a fuckin BEAST. Pic related says: "now Richard should think first about what he says" kek.

of course it is lad. Anyways, I'm off I've got things to do. Take care man. Be good and smoke some dokha.

>>54433782
This Tbh. The Scots that say we're some horribly oppressed people are in denial. We're not benefits leeches like you'd think, but neither are we some massive contributor like the yes campaign would say. We roughly equal out what we bring and what we take. But we're still able to not have tuition fees, not pay for prescriptions, and be able to govern ourselves in plenty of ways. It's enough independence for me without ruining the whole Kingdom my ancestors have fought for for centuries. My Granddads and Great Granddads gave a lot for the UK, so why spit in their face?
My best friend is English too, so I don't fit in with the anti-English Scot crowd.

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>>54433526
It made my stomach turn every time I saw it so I deleted it.
Here's kinda what the pic looked like though

>>54433987
Wait you actually mean shit? Like poo? I thought you meant the general shit for just stuff. That's fucking disgusting.

>>54433987
post boob pic or did you delete that too

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What's going on here

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I am going to block Germany, I swear on me mum

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>>54434182
>he has his script set up for Germany

>>54434182
Most people do, as well as Turkey.

>>54434256
I am not scripting, Mehmet is the one who is scripting with fake German profiles

>>54429785
Ukraine

>my qt has really ugly tits and a weird looking vagina
>really really disappointing

http://i.imgur.com/VOIdgOv.jpg

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>>54434060
I'm keeping the good ones to myself

>>54434343
she needs to wear a bigger size

>>54434311
Tube tits are the worst tits.

>>54434343
Got it all in the right places. Nice mate.

>>54434311
lol

>>54434182
clearly shooped

>>54434311
Cunt?

>>54434311
those massive areolas

not the worst tits ive seen, this one girl i got had dick nipples, legit 2 inches long
i almost puked when i saw them

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>>54434441
The screencap? nope.

These are all visits from fake profiles, if you check them they are all blank or filled with vague stuff.

>>54434422
>>54434431
That wasn't the worst of it.
http://i.imgur.com/N7bC6EN.jpg
This only got worse and worse as time went on. You don't know what it's like when she pulls the labia out to show how long it is.

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>>54434581
The ones in red bump back up to the top once they view you. But somehow people that viewed you 16 seconds ago are before ones that viewed you a minute ago

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>>54434648
The only girl who was better with clothes on actually lol

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>>54434648
Looks fine senpai.

>>54434714
Post profile pic

>>54434714
Yeah, most of these profiles visited me as well.

I wonder why there are so many fakes from Germany recently, maybe it's because of this >>54400787

>>54434894
hmm?

>>54434993
Are you really popular or are all these profiles fake

>>54435071
theyre all in their early 20s, probably spam profiles

>>54434859
It got way worse. I had a picture of her pinching her labia out to like an inch or two and it was horrible.

Tasted like a 9 volt battery too.

>tfw not even scripting and got over a hundred visits

Thanks for the morale boost fakes

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>>54435071
Guess what

Is there any way to visit the site "in offline mode"?

I've went for months without logging in and want to check stuff without actually changing that. (For my serious qt)

>qt denies me phone number when I ask for it

I feel sad

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>>54435091
oh
i couldnt immediately tell man, so far I've been pleasantly surprised with the quality of culture pals grills.

>>54435257
Why is this happening to you, and not me? Whats the trigger?

Has anyone had a survey sent to them before? I keep getting them over the past month or so from Ukrainians. Is it spam?

>>54435313
How many surveys have you recieved in the past month?
Approximately, how many surveys would you be willing to do?
Approximately how many hours do you spend watching television per week?
If you are a male aged 35-42, what would you say is your favorite country singer song writer from the 1980s?

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I've seen less ambitious gold mining efforts in Yukon territory.

>>54435113

Where is she from?

>>54435313
Some Ukrainian girl asked me what "hospitality" meant to me for her college study, then she fucked off when I answered.

>>54435308
Not sure, maybe they script the profiles of a single country and they move on to the next?

>>54435483

Ask her if she's in the US legally or illegally.

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Came back to this crap site after 2 years away, I see you guys are still making it worse.

But I finally have enough skills at my target languages to keep conversations going with the select few people I could snatch out of this Sodom & Gomorrah.

>change profile picture
>90+ views

>>54435807
Actual views or >>54435257 tier of views?

>>54435807
whatd you change it to
remember your profile is public anyway