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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43REaE615m4
big jock edition
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How do you fellow britbongs find qts on tinder?

So far I've only come across the typical stuck up normalfag whores.

I'm not even bad looking (I am however a huge social autist), but I don't even get the fat ugly cunts messaging me.
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Austriabro she wants to meet
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Perkin Warbeck edition
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>I hate Hindus
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how long before we can expect see beth in the news la
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

why do pakis act like this, lads?
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http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510
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alri
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maisie
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rasheeds out
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I'm the type of person that tries to sing along to a song he's never heard before
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Marina~
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Gwen
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Hate almost everyone in War and Peace
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>>54087148
She got her pizza yet?
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on 600ug lads fucks sake
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Are you ready lads?
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http://strawpoll.me/6632197

Woah, I wonder what lies on the other side of this link.
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>people who order pizzas on a Sunday
Absolute rasheed behaviour
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>I'm a Hindu
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>>54090273
yeah mate ibuprofen goes hard
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>>54090232
>*chap*
>did you order a pizza?
>no
>oh okay
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Saw this guy on tv. What is his name?
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Beth doesn't even live in NI
her parents or possible some randomer is going to get pizza instead
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>>54090231
what about classic paul dano?
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>>54090312
david mitchell
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>>54090312

king obongo
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>>54090312
charles uck
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just fucked this fat italian slag who has a boyfriend back home, kek
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>>54090222
Overrated shit
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>translate 9000 characters to english in 4 hours today
>4 yen per character
>36,000 yen
>9,000yen per hour
>£53/hour
>do this every day

oh paidhourlycucks, you do make me laugh
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>>54090312
Lenny Henry
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this is the most pathetic brit on 4chan

>>>/r9k/25996454

genuinaly feel bad for him
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>>54090312
Seal
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>>54090312
James Bond
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which of you is this
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>>54090395
link to site
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>>54090395
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>>54090312
John Fashanu
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stringer bell
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Where can I find a girl like this in the UK lads?
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for fucks sake why do new threads always show up at the most inconvenient times grrrrrrrrrrr
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>>54090312
Sol Campbell
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>>54089903
there was once a romanian guy on /sp/ who claimed that he was getting bennies from spain, belgium, france and the uk in addition to romania and that he set it up so all he had to do was show up in those countries once every few months, so he got shitloads of money for doing nothing, he got to spend it living in a country with much worse currency and lower living costs, and he got to do a european road trip every few months
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>>54090281

this will never ever stop
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>>54090457
buckingham palace
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in the extreme off chance isis gets way out of control and occupies the uk, will you convert to islam?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dat-bTXDkRQ

find a chavvier video than this
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>>54090348
Tbh I disliked him at the start but he's redeemed himself
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feeling more wasted than i should be
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>>54090312
why are you posting on /brit/ mehmet?
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Lads a drunk girl told me she was raped last night at a party. I can't remember very well but she said some dudes took her into an apartment and did things to her and she didn't want to after she left the party. She came back to tell her ex boyfriend but he told her to fuck off and she came crying hardcore to me to tell me all of this and none of it made sense to me

I'm supposed to see if she's okay now and I'm thinking about DMing her on instagram, but I'm just fucked up over some other shit that happened and I don't want to get involved in more shit

Do I text her?
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>>54090457
men's toilets having a massive shit
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need to go shops
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>>54090496

if allah wills it
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>>54090496
better to die in god's grace than live in the devil's shadow
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>>54090446
kek
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>>54090496
no i'll go to america as a refugee
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>>54090535
therapy sex la
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>>54090589
>>54090593
both very good answers
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anzu desu
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>>54090593
god doesnt exist
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>god doesnt exist
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>>54090634
he's living on the inside roaring like a lion desu
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>>54090634
abysmal post
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arrrrggghhh
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>better to die in god's grace than live in the devil's shadow
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>>54090509
that's good chav spotting lad. didn't see a single person who wasn't a disgusting pikey in the whole vid t b h
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>>54090632
Very nice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0LD-QAzg0

>implying this was better than jedi rocks
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>>54090535
Yes you absolute Panamaniac, should check if she's holding up okay and maybe mention visiting the hospital and police.

>>54090567
Shopping at 10pm on a Sunday

Good luck, also that's blasphemous as fuck laddo, enjoy hellfire and brimstone.
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>>54090634
thanks for proliferating my gimmick
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>>54083291
You alri lads?

Gonna be in Amsterdam for St. Patrick's Day. Got my own apartment and everything. Anyone up for having good ol' drink up?
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>>54090632
slut
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>>54090496
yeah probably haha
british empire reborn as a world caliphate when?
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what are things that are immune from being fedoraised?

i'll start:
gay posting
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dont have a qt twink to experiment with lads
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Also I have a friend in Switzerland who has a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks her, and today he beat the shit out of her, broke her nose, and hit her on the head with the buckle of a belt. I want to help her lads but I can't fly to fucking Switzerland, and the Swiss police isn't doing shit because they're a bunch of fucking pussies and the case is "complicated" because the fucking cunt is a mental patient, alas he's literally a fucking psychopath.

Also, the mental institution he's in doesn't retain him for some fucked up reason, and he's supposed to meet up with her every once in a while. Now this shit happened thanks to fucking Switzerland and its pussy fucking police force and policies on mental health

Fuck you Switzerland I fucking hate literally everything about that country, and I fear for my friend's life
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>>54090761
>>54090784
waheyyy
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gotta fix my sleeping pattern lads

it's properly buggered, like
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>>54090721
it's a small shop it's allowed to open
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>i'm a homosexual
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>dont have a qt twink to experiment with lads
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>>54090810
I think it's pronounced "paki shop"
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>dont have a qt twink to experiment with lads
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>stalking innocent youtube QTs
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>>54090844
nah, sainsbury's local
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>>54090825
i didnt watch the video yet
were the footballers being fucked or fucking?
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>>54090788
That's a pretty situation, tell her to move to another country?
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why is africa so undeveloped, lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6C3JWxOtK4

Average poster on here.
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how do i unsubscribe from the panamaniac's blog lads
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>>54090867

fucking each other
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Am I handsome? People call me Pierce Brosnan here.
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Why aren't you lads on the latest waifu generator right now?
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>>54090878
rayciss whitey
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>>54090885
muh waifu
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>>54090878
bob geldof
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>>54090867
rimming
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why dont fedora posters reply directly
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>>54090878
niggers
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>>54090871
She's broke lad. She's asking her mum to take her back home to Venezuela, but there are no plane tickets to Venezuela from Europe. It's very hard to get them. I'm telling her to come to Panama so it's easier to get a ticket to Venezuela
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>>54090878
Cos we gave up colonization there
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Hollywood infected my brain
I really wanted kissing in the rain

:(
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>>54090898
that neck is way too long
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>I will be voting for Britain First because I am sick of sexual degeneracy.
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>>54090858
>innocent
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>>54090898
link me cuz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhESGrnUieU&feature=youtu.be
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>why dont fedora posters reply directly
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>>54090878
No natural resources or fertile soil
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>>54090885
Me on her lap
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>>54090982
JANNY
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>>54090991
https://www.blackdesertonline.com/events/ccm/
here you go lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yu7mZVDT8
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>>54090895
you look like a cross of brosnan and timothy dalton imho
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Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou
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>>54090945
the old 'come to panama i'll get you to venezuela' technique ay lad? works every time t b h
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>>54090878
Too much religion

The UN needs to start handing out fedoras there instead of food
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>>54090998
>stormzy
reddit grime
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>>54090971

I've just been editing body/hair colour so far. Haven't touched the face or neck yet.
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Watching a horror film
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>gf loves me, tells me every day but I don't love her back
>still madly in love my ex gf but she hates me
What do?
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>>54091074
spooky
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>>54091002
>No natural resources
wew lad
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>>54091002
>No natural resources
u wot
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>>54091021
cheers m8
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>Too much religion
>
>The UN needs to start handing out fedoras there instead of food
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>>54091056
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>>54091091
Load an earlier save state
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>reddit grime
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>>54090998
HAHA "Shat ap" TELL EM MANDEM IM A YANK REDDITOR BUT DONT LET THAT FOOL YOU! I'M WELL VERSED IN LE BRIDDISH GRIME SCENE
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>>54090998
Stormzy is sick! Absolute fire.

t. White teenager & aspiring beat producer from Essex
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>>54091178
>White teenager & aspiring beat producer from Essex
literally me
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Lol us nerds amirite?
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http://strawpoll.me/6632371
http://strawpoll.me/6632371
http://strawpoll.me/6632371

Need this vital information.
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>>54091137
Haha you're a real funnyman
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>>54091178
>>54091191
both are council estate dwelling embarrassments
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>>54091030

Thank you friend. Can I have some pussy in England?
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Real grime lads. Not commercial Yank shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
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>>54090878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-4V3HR696k
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>>54090898
Do you need korean VPN?
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>>54091205

>"""""""""""""Ironic"""""""""""""" gay posting
>implying gays aren't the most extraverted and normie of them all since they're basically girls
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>>54091273
who knows? why don't you ask someone england based instead?
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>grime
The only good thing to come out of it was Dizzee Rascal and he peaked about 10 years ago
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How do we stop Islam taking over?
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>grime
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>>54091205
anime
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did you guys doxx beth then haha
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>>54091316
>>54091334
quiet, u
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>>54091316

Nah mate I live in Auckland (lmao)

Its just the character creation for western release. The game isn't out yet
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>>54091367
you don't
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>>54091367
embrace trump
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Bros can I have British pussy with my looks?

>>54090895
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>>54091407
ha ha, he said embrace
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>>54091381
>Reddit file name
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me right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE
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>tfw 4chan screencaps in a clickbait article that your friend shared on FB have Reddit flags
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>>54091423
reddit ≠ imgur
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>>54091303
>Alain de Botton

kill yourself
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>>54091334
>>54091355
>>54091381
>>54091389
>>54091394
ha ha
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>>54090895
You look like Paddy Doherty
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>>54091448
show us lad
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>>54091394
Oh its not even the actual game, just waifu creator
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>>54091459
Not an argument
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me on the right
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Got a massive urge to play Yandere Sim
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>>54091448
the cancer is spreading
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>>54091518
neither is a url
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>reddit ≠ imgur
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>>54091493

Yeah I wasn't joking in the first post

I'm gonna go back to being bored as shit on Dragon's Dogma in a moment, but at least this killed half an hour or so
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>tomorrow commutecucks will have to commute to their priso, i mean office cel, i mean block.

oh commutecucks, are you looking forward to tomorrow?
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>reddit ≠ imgur
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>>54091303
>not using PPP adjusted values

B I N N E D
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Really want to change my surname, I hate it, HATE IT, but I'm scared that my parents will be pissed off if they find out
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>>54091518
>taking up a whole skatepark for a shitty fashion shoot

also cara be my bf
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>>54091561
Yeah, its nice chilling out with a coffee and toast before work at my desk, instead of rushing to neck it before I leave for work
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>>54091572

Imgur is considerably worse than reddit
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>>54090878
Cause Africans have no work ethic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
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just bought my libertines tickets lads
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sometimes i copy /fa/ peoples pics on instagram when i cant think of anything lads
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>>54091489
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>>54091610
fuck off reddit
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>>54091561
I rather enjoy my walks to and from work

>listen to cozy radio four and enjoy the view as I cross a massive park
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>spend ages scrolling through the WeAllKnowA twitter page
>no "Mohammed"

wtf
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corbyn out desu
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Got 2 fedoraposts

Very nice
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so I noticed the la that emailed Bethfu mentioned videos of her singing, I need to see those but I can't be arsed to dox her meself. Help a bruv out innit?
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>>54091649
episode?
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>>54091649
wtf
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>>54091518
also ben nordberg wtf

maybe that makes more sense
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>>54091610
what is your surname and what will you change it to?
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>>54091659
How is that post reddit in any way
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>>54091649
>/pol/
lmao who cares
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>>>/r9k/25997012
how do i let him down gently lids
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>>54091703
No idea
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>>54091727
Hussain

I want to change it to Smith
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Europe is fucking OVER

Our leaders are treasonous and our people are traitors
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oi m8s
>>54091692
>>54091692
>>54091692
wares da vid innit
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Only grime song I like 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE
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when I am ripped do you think people will like me
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>>54091749
>normie
doubt it bucks
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>Europe is fucking OVER

>Our leaders are treasonous and our people are traitors
>>
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>>54091768
poleaboo
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*walks past, dragging body*
Heh, don't mind me lads
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>>54091727
Jones.

i want to change it to Mohammed
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>>54091768
Not me

>>54091727
Cheese. My surname is literally Cheese.
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>>54091749
send him your dad's used socks
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>>54091805
on a dry spell ini
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>>54091789

did a thread init
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>>54091798
>grime
It's a dance/pop tune
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>>54091751
found it, it's 249

why are canucks so useless?
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>>54091768
>Hussain

I can see why you don't want it
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>>54091787
oi
>>54091692
>>54091692
>>54091692
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Remember this old banger lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY
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>>54091610
What is it? Only costs £50 to change your (entire) name I think desu.

http://strawpoll.me/6632491
http://strawpoll.me/6632491
http://strawpoll.me/6632491
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I really hope fedora posting catches on outside of /brit/, I've saved almost 200 of these images and I'm itching to use them all.
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>Sorry, mister...?
>Um *cough* Mr. Cheese.
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>>54091692
https://my.mixtape.moe/lvmuvc.mp4
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going shops
only got 20 minutes until they close haha
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>>54091768
Falseflag Rasheed
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>>54091930
was expecting a screamer 2bh, thanks
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>>54091989
I hope you make it in time.
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>>54091887
remember this old banger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWrepLjTKc

i remember getting into a fight with some cunt at a party in grade 11 to this song
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>>54091989
run run run
what u getting
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>>54091659
fuck off paki
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>>54091887
Didn't realise there was two black men in this MV at first.
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>>54091930
Sorry, this is too much

I think I need to go lay down and die
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>>54091997
>>54091930
also in return some other qts singing
https://u.pomf.is/nepxxf.webm
https://u.pomf.is/ltosdd.webm
https://u.pomf.is/ltntan.webm
https://u.pomf.is/kxloqp.webm
https://u.pomf.is/bwgvlq.webm
https://u.pomf.is/wlyryz.webm
https://u.pomf.is/fepwbx.webm
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>>54091989
A Rustlers
A Yazoo
Vape liquid
new issue of 'Take a Break' Magazine
and some scratch-cards
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>yes! why yes, but of course! I do post in /r9k/ on the regular!
>>
>>54092134
>on the regular!
>not on the reg
>>
>>54091989
jonnies and ky jelly and a punnet of unripened bananas ta
>>
>>54092126
>le emotional lovey dovey songs with le guitar
obnoxious
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How does Europe go from this to this?
>>
Waiting for the day are Kim comes into a thread and has a bit of banter
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXNdgjuMWqU
>>
>>54092162
>on the reg
>not on the regz
>>
By now you must know your father can never be


turnt
>>
>>54092179
>left
>the aristocratic and nobility that 99% of us are not descended from

>right
>camps for foreign migrants that are living better lives than most peasants did 300 years ago, plebs you actually are descended from that lived in filth and squalor and earned for nowt
>>
Post chill songs

https://youtu.be/YlT4up8-m-k
>>
>>54092267
This morning desu.
>>
LEMME GET A MICKPICK TOOO
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>>54092179
the invention of cameras and helicopters
>>
>>54092225
>Lord Craven will never come back and regale us with stories about how he couldn't figure out how to use the bus

Bad feeling t.b.h.
>>
>>54092258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2sEBKaV9w4
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>>54092267
Never because I can afford to heat my water
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>>54092267
I only take cold showers 2bh, to improve discipline.
>>
State your name cuz
>>
>>54092343
Fucking lel.

He did come back a few times but I don't think he comes here any more.

Maybe he succumbed to the curse.
>>
>>54092358
Fuck off billionaire
>>
>>54092381
Roman
>>
>>
>>54092267
bout a week ago (week ago, week ago)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvAmZLQa3IY

Rarely enjoy liquid this much
>>
>>54092423
dindo nuffin
>>
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fell in love with this lass from the telly lads
>>
CHOON

https://youtu.be/TkLT5krv_6c
>>
>>54092436
*smacks lips*

bye felicia
>>
>>54092296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Q25Cn_ySg
>>
>>54092510
DIDN'T EVEN REALISE THIS SONG WAS IN PAPER TOWNS

C A R A
A
R
A
>>
>>54092573
>PAPER TOWNS
it was shit 2bh
>>
>mikwen breaksticking

ffs
>>
>>54092611
not sure what you were expecting 2bh
>>
>>54092611
>>54092631
I'd give it an 'okay' personally
>>
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ya fuckin bam
>>
pull up and we flexin goin so ham
>>
drinking a decaf
>>
>>54092631
Nothing, I just watched it knowing are Cara was in it
>>
>>54092296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1u9X4HFAE
>>
>>54092553
Pretty good

Thanks lad
>>
got loads of really good ideas for /fa/ pics of myself on instagram lads
>>
>>54092771
same to be honest lad

but most of them involve a hq camera and a qt girl

both of which i do not have
>>
>>54092740
This is excellent, cheers la
>>
>>54092019
i did!

>>54092022
got a meal deal and some random shit to eat desu

haven't eaten anything apart from 2 small cookies all day

>>54092128
>>54092168
*sets you your goods apart from the ky jelly and instead tells you to FOY*
*
>>
hahaha
>>
alright
>>
>>54092886
Hooray!
>>
*tucks in*

*sings lullaby*

*turns off bedside table lamp*

*leaves a glass of water*

*gingerly leaves the room*
>>
really ought to be writing this paper due tomorrow haha!
>>
pizza and beer for dinner lads
>>
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lads
>>
>>54092886
ahh idiot boy
had loads to eat already today and havent even had dindins yet
on a mad one desu going to be a beast
>>
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>>54092908
>>
>>54092899
alright
>>
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>>54092676
dya watch coronation street?
>>
>>54092910
bully me~
>>
>>54092892
>>54092899
ha ha

>>54092910
>tfw your adoptive father is a beta
>>
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>>54083569
>uses tinder
>has a facebook

>calls OTHER people normalfags
>>
Any lad wanna come round mine and shitpost in here while holding hands?
>>
you're all wankstains
>>
>>54092933
Jesus is the single most important human to have ever existed tbqh.
>>
>>54092676
le funny reddit scotsman
>>
>>54092937
was gonna make din dins in a sec but my housemate went downstairs with his gf so i got scarded ;_;
>>
>>54092946
enjoy your din dins
>>
>>54092982
yeah that sounds nice

where do you live?
>>
Richard Dawkins is the single most important human to have ever existed tbqh.
>>
>>54092995
Allahu akbar
>>
forgot to put my bed stuff back on after I wished it
cba
gonna sleep on floor
>>
>>54093038
ty darling
>>
juno temple nearly got raped
dude wet her cunt and everything

scary
>>
watching spectre probably the first james bond film i evre watch and the intro tune is fucking SHIT
the adele one was great even though i never watched skyfall
>>
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>>54093024
How do you have a gf despite being such an abnormie spacker

I feel as though one or more of these things are not true
>>
>>54093039
Cardiff ;)
>>
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>>54093098
this is my gf
>>
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>Why yes m'lady, I am indeed a devotee of the gaming arts
>>
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>>54093041
>Richard Dawkins is the single most important human to have ever existed tbqh.
>>
what's the best compliment you've ever received?
>>
KISS ME
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6632675

http://strawpoll.me/6632675

http://strawpoll.me/6632675

^^ PLACE YOUR BETS ^^
>>
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>I post fedora images on the internet
>>
>>54093198
"are you sure this is your first time?"
>>
>>54093131
cute tbf
>>
I would post my gf but last time I did some absolute munter said he would cuck me
>>
>>54093198
"Wow. I thought you had a lot more experience."
>>
>>54093122
I live in England :(

Although close to your boarder!
>>
>>54093198
"i prefer you [to my gf]"
>>
>>54093198
had loads but they were from a long term gf three years ago

only kissed 1 other girl
>>
>>54093198
"You have a black guy's penis"
>>
>>54093262
>boarder
>>
>>54093246
If you post your girlfriend I'll let you cuck me.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRv7G7WpOoU
>>
>>54093198
She told me I was the biggest she'd ever had and I lasted the longest
>>
>>54093198

I was called humble once
>>
>>54093298
So tiny and ugly?
>>
>>54093262
What county?
>>
all hot and bothered now
>>
>>54093198
My grandma often tells me i should be a model, then she btfo of me by saying i should be a kmart catalogue model
>>
>>54093198

>do you have a gf?

Felt nice knowing that at least one person thinks it's possible for me to get a gf. Still a kissless virgin though sadly haha.
>>
>>54093122
i'm 20 minutes from you, a-are you a girl?
>>
Why are muslims so scrawny and short
>>
>>54092886
They sell KY here in tesco 2bh
>>
>>54093381
*kisses you*
*bums you*

problemsolved
>>
Hiding in the bathroom so I don't have to eat dinner with my family
>>
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*shares*
>>
>>54093358
BASED
>>
>>54093388
I'm a trap. Newport?
>>
gunna be fucking painting walls tomorrow ffs end my life
>>
>>54093415
You should spend more time with them desu. They might die tomorrow. And that would be awful.
>>
>>54093426
nah its pure truth
>>
>>54093381
not so good when it's followed with "have you ever had a gf? "
>>
>>54093454
at least you have walls to paint
>>
do not believe
citation needed
>>
>>54093454
is this a euphemism

>>54093470
n-no
>>
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>>54093198
"You're kind."
>>
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>>54093443
>trap
>>
>>54093443
west
>>
>>54093460
I'm not speaking to my father
>>
>>54093198
Not sure desu, get complimented on my looks fairly often but that's not great compliment, it's superficial af.

Being told i'm funny is nicer 2bh.
>>
>>54090466

kek best answer
>>
>>54093441
I think she has a crush on me desu. Maybe if she was 70 years younger i could have made her my gf
>>
>>54093506
Well no, you're in the bathroom.
>>
ffs phone is taking ages to transfer stuff

want to get to bed
>>
>>54093454

always liked painting desu

just stick some tunes or an audiobook on and it will fly by
>>
>>54093513
Fuck you ugly cunt
>>
>>54093348
Bristol
>>
>>54093494
i wish
mums office is being refurbished n shes put me to work around the place probably cos shes sick of me neeting around
been shifting things, filing things and typing records up for her for a couple of weeks now
havent seen hide nor hair of a genital for far too long
>>
>>54093502
Blud, it's 2016. If you don't like traps you're gay.
>>
>>54093198
I get compliments about my thick/curly hair but its annoying as fuck to deal with
>>
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>>54093313
Ok
>>
>>54093575
underage
>>
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>>54093584
>>
>>54093529
>not having heart to heart conversations while doing a poo
>>
doing a post
>>
>>54093584
kill yourself wog
>>
>>54093594
Why are you spamming that picture? Is it some sort of F.A.S. awareness drive?
>>
>>54093629
I do that with /brit/ all the time hah
>>
when they come for me
I'll be sitting at my desk
with a gun in my hand
wearing a bullet-proof vest
>>
>>54093504
Close to St. Mellons?
>>
>>54093198
something along the lines of a girl i really liked saying 'you're not like all the other people we know, you see through there bullshit like me'

we had a really strong connection mane
>>
>>54093606
reconsider this post n do it quickly afore i show you how a true jedi treats treason
>>
>>54093632
no post on sundays lad
>>
>>54093683
*has a slow think*
>>
>>54093594
What's wrong with her head?
>>
What does epidemiology mean senpai?
>>
>>54093669
don't buy fish from st mellons fish shop as they have white spot
>>
>>54093687
but it's monday
>>
>>54093687
Its monday
>>
hava hava look
1 pound fish
>>
>>54093727
>>54093731
FOA
>>
mum just sent me this email

knew I shouldve said I was going to yankland instead

>Hey, check out this pin on Pinterest: When you plan a trip is always good to do some research about the main cultural differences of the place you are visiting. In the case of Japan is even more important since is a culture very different to most of the occidental ones. Here is a list of 10 things that you should know before traveling to Japan.
>>
>>54093669
i don't associate with benders thank you
>>
>>54093727
>>54093731
>5:19 PM Sun, January 24
>>
>>54093723
I don't eat fish or meat. I need to keep my slenderly trap figure.
>>
>I'm going to Japan
>>
>>54093772
fish as in aquarium fish silly
>>
Tfw you arent a trust fund babby
>>
>>54093769
What's the matter? Afraid of the best blowjob of your life?
>>
>>54093642
>>54093716
fuck off

Do you really think she has FAS?

She seems perfectly fine and normal when we hang out and text and stuff
>>
>>54093771
>Amerislows still haven't got Monday

hahahaaha
>>
Just got my degree from the university of life
>>
>>54093771
10:21 AM, Monday, 25th of January
You need to get with the times grandpa
>>
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>>54093830
trust fund babby here
>>
>>54093869
>>54093846
*can't see these posts since they're from the future*
>>
Just graduated from the School of Hard Knocks
>>
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>>54093836
>>
just graduated from the university of life
>>
>>54093946
Wonderful lad. Are you going for a postgrad now?
>>
Just graduated from the School of Hard Cocks
>>
>>54093761
When you're trying to chat up girls make sure you do a deep bow for at least five seconds. That way they know you're serious and have honour.
>>
>>54093986
bet you're parents are dead proud, well done mate
>>
Just graduated from the university of York

JJB here I come
>>
>>54094038
don't know if this is a gimmick or not desu
>>
just dropped out of the university of life
>>
just got my diploma from the Full Time Yummy Mummy Institute
>>
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fuck, just found this on my gfs tumblr
what do?
>>
>>54093843
lmao alright, calm down mate.

No not really, but it isn't a very flattering picture, maybe it's just a facial expression. She may have it, I'm not a doctor.
>>
>>54093198
>Woah, I don't have any condoms that big

In retrospect, she could have been sarcastic
>>
having a 4chan
>>
>>54093991
Na mate i dont need to do anything because i went to the school of hard knocks
>>
>>54094124
>>54094124
>>54094124

new thread
>>
>>54094068
hack her tumblr xd
>>
>>54094068
delete your 4chan gold account
>>
>>54094068
>they have a 4chan
>>
>>54094068
NO LOVE
DEEP PLEB
>>
>>54094068
None of my mates or family know i havea 4chan desu
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