/britfeel/

Poor old wages. their lives are hard enough as it is mate.

Poleaboo envies wagecucks

>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of not worrying about how much something they want to buy costs

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>have tfw no gf
>somehow obtain job
>tfw no gf goes away
>is replaced with "my fucking god i hate human beings" feel instead
>quit after a while
>tfw no gf returns

is there anyone else knows this feel

Possibly a silly question but when you talk about "wagies" are you literally talking about people who earn wages or are you including salaried professionals as well?

>>25992923
>>25993001
>>25993030
Let's not fight among ourselves lads. Save that for the Nation of Islamification.

>>25993055
Fuck off normie

Both are slaves

>>25993055
Anyone who has a job mate.

If you're not a NEET you're either a wageslave or a debtslave.

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Post waifus for the wekend lads

>>25993095
>>25993103
OK, thanks for clarifying.

>>25993103

Where do the self-employed fall on this scale?

>>25993055
>muh STEM
still a wagecuck mate

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>tfw hairy arse and it takes half a toilet roll to get it all off when you shit

>>25993162
i don't work in stem but I'm not flipping burgers either. I still make money for someone else but who doesn't?

>>25993055
Doesn't matter who they're talking about, workers of the world unite and vote conservative to get these freeloaders out on the streets where they belong

>>25993156
Depends what they do I suppose. If they own their own business and sit around like millionaires then that's Godmode but if they run a bacon sandwich van and pay themselves less than minimum wage for 12 hours a day work then that's just as bad as wageslaving.

im a wage cuck and proud, fuck all you neets. I look forward to the mussies taking over and forcing you into slavery while I bail out the country because I can afford the plane tickets.

>>25993204
Better to get them working so we have to import less unskilled labour.

>>25993182
iktf and then I have loads and loads of toilet roll bits stored up in my ass until the next time I take a shower.

Here's the plan lads

>play Super Mario 64
>order a pizza
>watch tv and have a few beers
>watch the Royal Rumble

whose with me?

>>25993280
>mandrama

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>>25993115
>tfw you thought friend would invite you to the pub tonight but they didn't

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>>25993243
>>25993182
The flush at work can't handle all the paper I need to use sometimes. Nobody knows I'm responsible though.
>tfw known as "the trap one destroyer"

How would I even start the process of trying to find a robot bf?
You people aren't exactly making an effort to find love or even a quick fuck.

>>25993321
where do you live and what is your email address?

>>25993321
I can't usually cum unless I'm beating it myself, sorry.

>>25993321
Homosexuals have it easy finding bfs, just go hang out at your local gay bar.

>>25993321
You can't find a robot, because robots don't want to be found.

>>25993321
I think the "app" for that is called grindr

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>>25993115
I really must dedicate some time to finding more images of her~

Why is /britfeel/ full of queers these days

Fucking disgusting

>>25993321
>implying
Plenty of homoposting and plenty of pls b my gf

Take your pick.

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>>25993115
Goodbye weekend

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>>25993115

Posting waifu for the last time this weekend.

Can't wait to get into work tomorrow and make small-talk with all my colleagues, oh boy.

>>25993318
Haha I always used to clog the toilet at work. Serves them right for having such a cheap toilet and that cardboard toilet paper.

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I'm stoned as fuck and I've been posting in another thread thinking it was this one for 45 minutes.

Only just realised it wasn't.

>>25993182
>>25993243
>>25993318
lads lads
>not having an arse hose like paki countries
changed my life

failing that use the showerhead if you have good water pressure

>>25993502
Please go Mohammed Britain is a tolerant society which does not fit with your archaic Islamic way of life.

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THEY DO NOT WANT US TO GO TO SPACE!

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unlucky Fatilde

>>25993055
same thing you stupid prick
divide salary by hours worked to get wage

fucking idiot piece of shit

>>25993572
My bumhole is very sensitive I don't like the idea of water being fired at it.

Dentist tomorrow lads, shitting myself

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I love my fellow poster, whether they be wagies or of Pakisani descent.

>>25993583
And /pol/tards spouting the same unfunny shit

Get fucked

>>25993620
>falling for the dental jew meme

Unless you are on bennies and it is free there is literally no reason to go to the dentist.

>>25993637
>being homophobic
>2016

haha

Now fuck off Abdul.

>>25993280
Sounds super comfy. Would switch pizza for a chinese though.

>>25993681
People like you are why these threads are dying

>>25993182
my footlong turds have solid three-inch-wide heads and a tail which behaves like high-grade superglue, and which inevitably breaks off and remains behind in the crack. also they never flush and have to be dismembered with a coathanger. i loathe taking a dump above all else. fortunately my overcapacious bowel means i only have to go twice a week. afterwards i am compelled to immediately take a shower even if i've already had one that day.

>>25993637
>it's a pakis get triggered by british culture thread

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>>25993652
alri nick

>>25993711
Because I don't hate gays?

Okay mate.

>>25993594
Gave my mate a "Certified Pie Eater" t-shirt for his birthday on Friday. XXL of course. That's what you get for eating pork pies in bed on holiday you fat fuck.

>>25993240
>That comfy feel knowing that there's neets reading this who'll at some point have the shock of their lives when they're forced to work.

Mwahahaa, suffer!

>>25993782
Work isn't shocking, just boring.

Poleaboo is watching Dragons Den now

He wishes to be an entrepreneur

>>25993782
violation of human rights to force me to work sorry wagie, you have to pay for me

>>25993759
>hurrr abdul pls go xD
>hurrr Mohammed pls go xD

Being racist is just as bad you fucking idiot, probably a homo yourself though so it would explain a lot

>>25993603
It's absolutely not the same thing. Wages are paid more regularly and are associated with low skilled or manual jobs. They're both working so if you hate everyone that works you might see them as the same.

>>25993806
Fraid not lad, you're still gonna be off to poundland to work for your 50 bongers a week

>>25993711
fuck you ya crazy bigot

>>25993810
Salaried just means Salty

Salty Professionals

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>>25993620
>tfw root canal soon

>>25993810
wage is the rate, salary is the yearly sum

wage*hours in a year = salary

wage has units pounds per hour, salary has units pounds per year

mongoloid

>>25993806
not for much longer! Get a job!

>>25993795
Not all work is boring. Find something you like.

>>25993810
shhhh let the keks justify their slavery

>>25993808
Islam isn't a race you dildo. Islamophobic? Perhaps. Racist? No.

I'm sorry you have been indoctrinated into such a cult of a religion, but not everyone has, so please leave those who haven't live their lives how they wish too.

And no I am not gay I just can't stand religious zealots such as yourself acting so benightedly towards people who have done nothing wrong.

>>25993886
It's literally all boring.
I enjoy sleeping, eating and playing video games. There is no job where I can do that freely.
>games tester, youtuber, reviewer
none of those allow you to play the games you want to play in the manner you wish to play them

>>25993859
Many salaried people don't get paid a flat wage. They get paid a flat salary, thus making it worse to work longer hours.

It might be better to be paid wages for 12 hour days than be paid (8 hours) salary for 12 hour days.

There is a difference.

The difference is if you have a wage you just work your given hours. If you're a Salaried Professional you have to work as long as it takes to get the job done.

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>>25993886
>not all work is boring

Nice meme you got there, kiddo

>>25993943
I earned $20,000 last year working 200 hours.
In common parlance:
My salary was $20k. My wage was $100.

Watching a documentary on Quiddich.

I may have been a nerd in uni but at least I didn't fall to that level.

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>>25993115
late but I haven't posted lately

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>>25993798
>I call it the 'View in the loo' were you watch someone poo"
Would watch that episode.

>>25993986
>Mcdollars

Come back when you got real money fatty

>>25993946
The reason doctors are on strike is because their wage is so low.
They might get 40k a year, but they're working double the hours so get around a minimum wage.

>>25993986
>Amerifag

Skidaddle

>>25993911
You're a bigot then

Still boring and still cancer

>>25993946
Yes but my overtime is time and a half during the week and double time on the weekend. Never ever forced to work overtime. My mate works as a chef and regularly has to work a fifty hour week for the same flat rate.

Salary > Wage

>>25994011
>>25994015
It's the only currency you can post here retards. The pound and euro sign are banned.

>>25993988
I met a couple of players at uni, they were huge stoners and one was sort of cute

>>25994031
I'm a bigot because I am against intolerance?

Fine.

>>25994031
Not that guy but have you just walked out of a fucking student union politics meeting you mong.

>>25993986
Keep being obtuse, it doesn't make a lick of difference to me.

Maybe your intentional misrepresentation will land you a job making $50k one day, but you better stay until the job is done, even if it takes FIFTEEN hour days.

>>25994031
Not even him but there is nothing redeemable about islam. It's completely backwards, it has no place in western or any modern society.
It's founded on the principles of rape and subjugation, unlike judiasm and christianity which preach love and tolerance.

>>25994042
>Ironic nerds

1000x worse than the actual autists.

>>25994041
Fuck off Bob, nobody is buying your shit

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>>25994074
Holy Potter

>>25994073
>unlike judiasm and christianity which preach love and tolerance.
Nice b8

Need to go to Tesco to get some beers lads but I really smell and I cba to take a shower and there's always qts working at Tesco help

>>25994045
>>25994054
>>25994073
Put those edges away, you might hurt someone

>>25994126
>I am unfamiliar with the teachings of Jesus

>>25994154
>I cherrypick to distort facts

>>25994153
Don't you have a CiF "article" to be commenting on.

>>25994130
You wouldn't have a chance with them even if you showered. At least they might notice you if you smell.

>>25994126
>>25994153
Hating pakis is edgy?

you might be on the wrong website

>>25994172
Nothing cherrypicking about it. Jesus was sent by God to set the record straight. The New Testament is the only relevant book for Christianity and Judaism, though the latter refuse to admit it.

Mohammed was just some guy who craved power and children, he twisted the gospel to suit his own need as is the case with every hadith.

>>25994130
Self server senpai

>>25994204
>being edgy

Think you're too young to be posting here

>>25994212
>unironically being a Christfag

>>25994000

I knew there had been something missing from the waifu posts recently.

Dank trips senpai.

>>25993986
fuck off amerifatty

>>25993772
literally working class brit abroad tier """banter"""

>>25994246
For alcohol they will have to come over to him

>>25994277
>unironically going to hell

>>25994277
Do people actually still believe that bollocks? I always thought young people who went to church were just going through the motions for their parents.

Mind you I did know a Mormon who believed all the space spirit stuff and that he'd rejoin God after he died, proper fucking mental.

>>25994334
You won't go to hell unless you believe that's what you deserve.

>>25994130
go to a paki shop, they cant smell through the constant thick stench of curry

>>25994277
He's just being a good doggy and following the /pol/ hivemind. Currently they like to roleplay as Crusaders online.

>>25993603
Wow, what an angry little man.

>>25993926
Be careful about turning what you love to do with your free time into a commitment you HAVE to do every day to live

>>25994334
>unironically believing the world was created in 7 days
Actually retarded

>>25994366
>Do people actually still believe that bollocks?
THey do if they are raised to believe it from birth. Fortunately I wasnt

>>25994388
Yeah that too. You will kill any enjoyment if you decide to make a career out of your hobbies.

>>25994041
Put the ISO code then (GBP).

>>25994153
Again, standing up to intolerance is edgy?

Then I'm edgy.

>>25994416
>good boy points
that meme died a long time ago matey

>>25994041
You could write L= and E=

>staying awake and doing nothing until 3am so it feels like you spent more time before returning to work
anyone else know this feeling?

>>25994130
Spray yourself with that can of Lynx you got for christmas and thought you'd never use

>>25994482
>>25994377
>>25994246
>>25994179
I'm just gunna go for it and hope my bellend doesn't pop out and stink the place out

Is anyone here doing a hard science degree at a good university?

>>25994301
The lads thought it was funny.

>>25994529
>going to university
haha good meme lad

>>25994529
Yuh, Sports Science at Kingston.

Unifag out.

Dutch ovened myself by accident wew.

>>25994529
Fuck off, normie

This isn't the place for you, cunt

>>25994529

I did one, 10/10 would be a student again, I miss uni.

>>25994529
I did. Most annoying point of my life by far.

I might go to Skeggy beach to see those washed up whales.

Anyone wanna come? I live in Nottingham so could pick you up if I have to drive past your town. xxx

>>25994615
>>25994566

>Its okay to never apply yourself to anything

>>25994705
>apply yourself
I was intelligent enough to go but chose not to
did you ever think maybe not everyone wants to be a suit and tie wearing normie with a high paying 50+ hours a week STEM job?

>>25994575
shit degree at a shit uni, why even bother?

>>25994425

It's always the same guy, he doesn't have any defence so yells edgy until people stop pointing out the faults of Islam.

>>25994760

>Not wanting to earn more money
>Not wanting to have a job that actually has a lasting impact on things

>>25994840
>that actually has a lasting impact on things

Never gonna happen.

>>25994840
I'd be much more content and mentally satisfied working at a cafe in Devon than commuting to London to work in an office to manage company finances.

>>25994868

>Never gonna happen.

Not for you.

>>25994409
Not always, like say if you had a hobby making furniture and made it into a business, it's less full on than streaming. You'd get commissions then quiet periods with clear starts and ends and chances to be creative.

Streaming is more like being a performer so you have to perform the same every day and always be on form for your audience and it's no longer "I want to play XXXX" it's "I need to finish XXX" or "need to stretch out XXXX for a few more eps so I get more views". People are not really watching for the actual games, those are just a topic of conversation in a solo performance.

>>25994893
or you

You're clearly not nearly intelligent enough

>>25994041
Just write 34 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS 23 GREAT BRITISH PENCE until Japanese Moot gets the message.

just got back from five a side lads, we won by 3 goals. didn't manage to score but set up 3 goals and dominated defensively

>>25994760
i didn't either but i still got a maths degree because it was my favourite subject

and i was in the final year where you got a grant, and i lived at home, and never went out and hid in the library for three years, so i didn't have any debt when i graduated

>>25994978
Why do you poest here, normal slime?

>>25994924

You don't need intelligent to make substantial change to anything, but you need some level of intelligent to realise that not applying yourself in life is going to make you die with nothing but regret and the thought of "how different things could have been".

But I guess its easy to be one of a million other "lazy geniuses" that think they are capable of doing great things, yet they are incapable of getting out of bed in the morning and doing it.

What /leftovers/ have you guys got in your rooms?

I've got half a chicken pizza from last week, some chips and a bit of fish from Thursday and then chips, beans and half a steak leftover from yesterday when I was too hungover to eat.

>>25994840
You might have autism if you can't comprehend that people value different things than you.

>>25994952
fuck off normie

OC

>>25994385
lol, bet he's a right little runt

Having an Old Speckled Hen and playing N64 tbqphwy (to be quite perfectly honest with you)

>>25995141

Yeah, I have autism because I can't comprehend being a NEET faggot who shitposts on /brit/ all day with no money to do things that are enjoyable, no ambition, no skills or abilities that make them a worthwhile person, and a lack of awareness at how their entire families are disappointed in them.

WHEN IS SHEKELSTEIN GOING TO FUCKING PAY ME

>>25995090
haha that's a funny thing to say. i've been a neet since i graduated. i'll let you work out how long ago that must have been.

>>25995163
playing football is in no way normie

>>25995117
Sounds a bit gross mate. I have some Dominos crumbs but no actual food. Doesn't it smell?

Lads I left my flat last month but accidentally paid the landlord for an extra month.

Gave him a text about it but got no reply, what do I do now?

>>25995210
shitposting on /britfeel/ all day is enjoyable though.

We have our own characters and storylines and everything.

>>25995235
I dunno I never leave my bedroom so I would've become immune to the smell.

>>25995233
it's the epitome of normie, normie

>>25995254
cancel it with the bank

>>25995233
>>25995301
kicking a ball against a wall or high into the air for hours by yourself isn't

>>25995254
Ring him. Do you have a postal address for him?

>>25995309
The money was already sent, I can't get it back now without him sending it back.

>>25995338
Yeah but he's a big scary Irish bloke, this is gonna be a monumental pain in the arse.

>>25995328
5 a side is

>>25995398
oh well if normal social functioning is required, then yeah, it is

>>25995366
Be reasonable and give him a chance. If he doesn't pay you back, sue him.
https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/law-and-rights/legal-system/taking-legal-action/small-claims/

Bear in mind your current home address will appear on the Particulars of Claim so he can see it. Might not be worth it if he's scary.

>>25995091
Sounds like some hardcore projection there

>>25995366
Give him a week. If he still hasn't responded get your lawyer to send him a letter.

>>25995486

Well, if its not true, then you don't have anything to worry about do you? :^)

>arranging meet-up for uni group project
>normie starts venting about how bad his life is

I only asked him if he was alright with meeting at the library. Don't really know how to respond now~

>>25995575
>asked him if he was alright
don't ask questions you don't care to hear the answer to.

takeaway time.

Lads I can't stop watching stupid youtube channels about American unis, they look much more fun than our ones, minus the lack of booze.

Even the shit ones seem to have a nice community about them where everyone's happy and not fucking miserable like over here.

>>25995554
I'm not worried, so you'd be correct. For a change

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I have saved up 20,000 pounds now since moving home after the Army.

Gonna buy a small apartment in an old peoples kinda block thing for around 60,000 pounds and rent it out at 500pcm to cover the mortgage etc and just save the rest.

Feels alright man.

>>25995676
Everything American seems to be better

I love American cities. Never felt more at "home" then I have when walking around them

>>25995676
link one

>>25995717
I've never been to America but the Americans I've met while travelling were cunts desu.

Loud, overly happy about everything and overly confrontational, every conversation turned into a cock measuring contest. They don't know how to turn off and chill the fuck out.

>>25995717

Even the huge ghettos in every city?

Reminder that Islam is literally a cancer on Europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

>tfw wagie
>tfw the hours are flying by

>>25995775
I'll be dead before it really hits the fan, so I couldn't give a fuck

>>25995748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ILplq8ZcA

This is one of their shit unis but it still looks nice. Can you imagine us lot making something like this? All anyone does here for a hobby is go out and get pissed.

up at 5:30 tomorrow lads, starting work an hour early at 7 o'clock

>>25995687

Then I'm sure you're definitely not a NEET and have a good steady income to fund your hobbies :^)

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>>25993115
>I will never get comfy and listen to Radiohead with her
Why continue to exist

>>25995854
you sound like an interesting person

i wish you were my friend

>>25995915
Why do you think she'd like Radiohead?

>>25995932
Not him but they're all britaboos so of course they do

>>25995883
I'm off for 5 days not cuzzz.

My day tomorrow
>wake up around 11
>mix up some pills
>perform an cwe on them bitches
>drink
>play some vidya
>couple more pills later on
>smoke some weed around 8 at night
>go to bed

gonna be fuuuuun.

>>25995751

This, apart from I have been to America. It's creepy, it's like they are robots pretending to be humans so overcompensate for everything.

>>25995932
I don't know if she would but they're one of my favourite bands so I'd like to listen to them with her

>>25995854
yeah but you'd have to be there with yanks

>>25995676
>>25995717

I'm at a community college in the US right now.

Life has done nothing but improve for me since being in the US, the only problem is driving everywhere feels like a pain but otherwise America still has a mentality of people who are actually happy and slightly optimistic about their futures.

The modern british mentality (and the mentality of most people in these shit threads) is toxic and stamps down on anyone who wants to actually improve their life and believe they can do worthwhile things.

>>25995775
living in Bradford im pretty used to this attitude from the muzzies.

the liberally wont be satisfied till every English town is like this.

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>>25993115
feeling proper dark and mysterious today. might watch some x-files or something desu.

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>>25993115
>>25993304
>>25993467
>>25993515
>>25993545
>>25994000
>>25995915
>2D waifu

truly pleb, stay plebby

>>25995996
>being a literal cuck

lmao

>>25995895
no
yes

50% correct that time. Slipping again

Good luck achieving anything of worth with that kind of record

>>25995996
never change anon, nice that you've kept this up so long

>>25995966
i guess Creep is a fairly apt song for you desu lmao.

>>25995980
>>25995962
I find the attitude creepy, I can never tell if they're being genuinely friendly or if they're just programmed to act that way.

They all face you with a smile and all that shit but deep down they're like us. We just don't hide out contempt for others.

If I had some bloke talking to me telling me what a great job I was doing and what an awesome person I am I'd wonder what the fuck he was doing.

>>25996016

You sound like a sore loser man-child.

No wonder you have trouble getting a girlfriend.

>>25996058
>implying implications

Normie is strong with you tonight

>>25995980
Is it true about how well we do with Yank women? I can't help but think it's a meme.

>>25996048
rude tbqhwyl

>>25996054

>They all face you with a smile and all that shit but deep down they're like us. We just don't hide out contempt for others.

Nah, I felt like that for a while, the first few months I was here I couldn't tell if they were all fake and pretending to be this optimistic, but they are.

This is a country where people don't know how to wait in a line, but no one is barging in-front of others. They are very different to the UK but you will definitely get someone telling you that you did a good job because they think you did.

>>25996102

Depends, are you relatively attractive? Are you capable of getting a girl to be interested in you in the UK? Are you not an assburger NEET who has no problem going out in public and being a normie? If so, you're going to have no problem getting a girl to like you here, they really do love the accent.

>>25996167
>are you relatively attractive? Are you capable of getting a girl to be interested in you in the UK?

Well that's me out. I have a job and my own place but that's about as normie as I get, still and ugly autist.

>>25996058
>No wonder you have trouble getting a girlfriend.
Not him but you're projecting again.

>>25996211

If my projections aren't applicable then you should not have to worry about them :^)

>>25996136
I don't like overconfident people, I want everyone to be as pessimistic and miserable as me.

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>buy Tabletop simulator so i can play boardgames with people and pretend to have friends
>all the servers are password protected

>>25996274

Thats too bad, sorry to hear it.

The weather is better here too, its warm and sunny in the summer, light breezes, and women here are significantly hotter.

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>>25996289
your pain pleases me

>>25996261
Normtard gonna normtard

>>25996289
Do you need a cuddle lad?

>>25996312
American women are high maintenance as fuck.

Couldn't be bothered with that.

>>25996136
how are you living there?

>>25996349

No problem, they would lose interest in you once they got to know you anyway.

>>25996382

My own money that I saved up, and friends who give me a generous rent price.

>>25996388
No doubt, sounds like they wanna be on the go all the time doing exciting stuff.

Like our women but turned up to 11.

>>25996388
Whew someones salty

I'm still here. I'm here to stay. Please contact me Hannah.

>>25996404
i mean visa wise

>>25996417

That's a typical american lifestyle breh, the weather is so good here that it would be a shame to spend all day inside.

>>25996289
Reality of everything lad, no one wants to do things with randoms they just want to do things with existing friends they already have.

"No friends? GET FUCKED, you're probably a weirdo anyway"

>>25996470
Obviously depends on region

Weather is shit in Minnesota and Washington

this is the most pathetic brit on 4chan

>>25996454

genuinaly feel bad for him

>>25996459

I applied to a school, got accepted, and then applied for my visa.

>>25996493
I'm a tourist from /brit/, what is the context?

>>25996470
Being an American sounds tiring, I just wanna sit down and have a pint after my day.

>>25996454
>tfw ex is named hannah
you have my sympathies

>>25996493
>this is the most pathetic brit on 4chan

We're on /r9k/ what did you expect you utter spacker.

>>25996545
Dude just be yourself and be happy lmao

attractive normie girl here
ama

>>25996522
some lass called Hannah with lupus used to post on britfeel and and soc then fucked off to 4+4 chan and died now this lingerer is trying to find her again

>>25996545
just grind bruh

>>25996585
Stacey getting BTFO

Nice

>>25996582
Can I kiss your feet? PLEASE.

>>25996649
how often dyou brush your teeth

>>25992923

This logo is fucking shit lads

>>25996582
how did you here about this place?

>>25996671
2015OPs plan is working though, I'm getting so fed up of seeing that shitty thing that I'm getting tempted to do a good one

>>25996672
came to /b/ when i was a greasy 13 yr old spacker, left once i got a social life, come back since then to different boards every year or so
found /int/ and /brit/ during the 2014 eu elections and have basically stayed there since i dropped out of 6th form and had all this free time
i sometimes have a look at this thread because i get off on ribenas desperation and he gets really autistic in /brit/ because nobody replies to him

>>25996582
sex now bitch

>>25996772
that attitude isnt going to help you get out of your rut
i dont like boys anyway

>>25996788
GTFO this board ya normie bitch

>>25996659
Daily. Please let me do this.

>>25996582
got any proof?

>tfw gastric reflux
lads

>>25996812
na

>>25996817
very weird request
my feet ent that great

>>25996826
never uploading meself to 4chan so no
idc if u dont believe me
got too much to lose desu

>>25996848
yeah posting a tit with a timestamp will ruin your life

>>25996886
rather not have autistic melts wanking over me bits

>>25996899
what ever you say shitposter

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>had half a gram of mdma yesterday
>had half a gram of speed today
>chilling now and poped 2 xanax

feeling comfy boys.

>>25996848
Please let me at-least buy your used socks.

>talking to the retarded roastie

C'mon guys.

>>25996848
dat u bucks

she's a dyke anyway 2bh

>>25997039
reckon im a sight intelligenter than any runt here

>>25997043
no habla ingles

>>25997012
i can set u my dads socks

>>25996841
>tfw permanent gastric reflux

I actually quite like the constant pain desu~

Lads I'm thinking about buying a subscription to a paper so I have something to talk about with normies I'm forced to interact with

Are there any that aren't complete leftist shill rags?

Not in the north anymore so I can't get a based northern local paper

>>25993052

work in door to door sales spend so much time working that i don't have time for anything else no longer think about killing myself but definitely miserable .

>>25997276
The i is not too bad, cheap and short and doesn't go full bleeding heart on you.

>>25997276
telegraph, mirror, sun, daily mail, times

>>25997276
why not.....read the internet

>>25997276
Financial Times is objectively the best newspaper, and the only one worth your (admittedly unimportant) time

>>25997276
The Sun was made for inbreds like you.

>>25997276
Financial Times

>>25993182
>not using wet wipes

LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CASUALS SMFH

>hate my job
>can't be bothered to apply for other jobs
I kind of hope premier Corbyn wins desu

>>25997325
Too much potential for distraction, when I try I just end up coming here

>>25997304
>>25997365
>>25997327
>>25997305
I think I'll try all of these and subscribe to the best, cheers lads

>>25997356
Leftists, everyone

>>25997276
guardian's the best for footy and halo

>>25997557
fuck off rafi

>>25997557
Is there enough material for a halo column for the last 15 years?

>>25997660
i told you already, i prefer raf

>>25997709
yeah there's a weekly HCS column

>haven't had a wank for 9 days
>starting to get agitated

I just need to grab some breasts or a handful of ass.

>muscles sore after workout
good feels lads etc

>Got to be up for work in 7 hours

Just fucking end me now lads

>>25997779
yehyeh brotein gains dyel? just lift bro

Wanna go to the paki shop but im not sure if it's still open.

>>25997798
>Got to be up for college in 7 hours

Just fucking end me as well lads

Also I'm actually paying to go to college with 2.50 bus fare every day

>you will never sup peach brandy while your helicopter flies over the slums of the londonistan peasantry

why live

>>25997849
gotta lift big to get big alright laddie

>>25997941
Why not lad? Helicopters are cheaper than houses to buy and the fuel and maintenance is cheaper than a car

>>25997941
>memendy
>not based beerio
mate

Dadanon here.

Twat of a weekend.

put something on the ends of it lads.

>>25998036
>Being a drinks snob
lad

>>25998062
Hows the custody battle going lad?

Missed your catchphrase lately

>>25998062
What did the CAB say?

>>25998069
>not being a drinks snob
mate

>>25998101
>>25998098

They were as much use as Anne Frank's karaoke machine to be honest. "Can't comment, waiting list" blah blah. Basically because the child isn't in danger they won't do fuck all.

I'm going to have to speak to s proper family solicitors but realistically I can't afford it. Not with my tax credit being cut.

I can hear the ma in the spare room snoring now. Every day is a misery lads except for my little lad.

>>25996714
Go on then big man
This isn't 2015OPs final image, the shop front is getting replaced with a job centre/offy I think

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES? WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?

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>Check my POF account after a long ass time
>2 people have viewed your profile
>It's been weeks since I last looked, not surprised at the lack of attention
>Decide "fuck it I'll just delete this shit"
>It only makes me more depressed when I bother to check it out
>Can't find the option to delete account
>Spend 5 mins looking through shit on the site
>See a new alert
>It's a girl and shes sent me a message
>"must be a bot" girls never message first
>It's not a bot and I spend the next hour having fun chit chat, surprised more than anything
>Asks if I have whatsapp. My phones ancient.
>Asks if I have a facebook then. Nope.
>Realise I'm not prepared for this normie shit at all
>End up getting her phone number so we can text

I dunno lads.. I enjoy the fantasy of actually getting a girl but in reality all I see happening is my feelings getting shit on.
I doubt anything is going to come of this, but I was surprised she messaged me first I honestly didn't expect it at all. Made me feel like less of an ugly mongo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlNZA9FbR2s

>>25997276
Financial Times is probably the most unbiased because only inner city bankers read it and as such it doesn't try and spin shit or pull the wool over their eyes

I like the Telegraph personally

>>25998353
ME (FAT BASTARD)

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>>25993115
One waifu coming up

>>25998401
Waheyyyy

YOU FAT BASTUD
YOU FAT BASTUD

>tfw you hate football games but you find Inazuma Eleven pretty fun
I'm actually confused.

just watched a stupid horror called Jerusalem.
actually laughed out loud.

>>25998481
I have no interest in baseball at all but I loved Taisho Yakyuu Musume

>>25994529
>Is anyone here doing a hard science degree at a good university?
Depends if you think KCL is good.

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>>25994000
THERE HE IS.

LISA SIMPSON. WAHHHYYYY

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Watching Straight Outta Compton.

Just 3 hours of glorification of niggers being niggers.

>>25996946
>half a gram
thank your dealer for selling you bullshit, you would probably be dead otherwise.

>>25998660
Should have been nominated for best film. The Oscars are racist as shit

>>25998660
>Just 3 hours of glorification of niggers being niggers.
Did this really surprise you lad?

>tfw Britfeel is basically a soap with all of the personalities

Can't wait for tomorrows episode desu

>Too afraid to live, too scared to die

Not gonna go to work tomorrow to be honest.

>>25998862
get busy living or get busy dying

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>>25998821
>it's a poleaboo blames everyone else but him episode

>>25998893
I don't want to get busy doing either

>>25998257
Kill her, make it look like an overdose

>>25998897
They should kill him off 2bh.

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>>25998693
>The Oscars are racist as shit

>>25999472
Equality means things are equal.

Just because the population is dis-proportionally white, that's not an excuse to eschew diversity in processes where we have the power to secure it.

>2016
>not browsing r9k on your big ass NEETbux TV

All the wagies are in bed now though

How my Sunday night NEET famalams doing?

>>25999472
Yup, racist to Latinos!

>>25999472
What happens when you put jews on the chart?

>>25999531
Alright mate well they can hand a black dude who didn't act as good as a white dude an Oscar when they hand a white dude who ran slower than a black dude in 100 meters a gold medal

>too weird to live, too rare to die

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but black people do be making films, I wonder why they aint getting no Oscars? must be racism

>>25999575
Again, your view of "equal" is skewed by your prejudice.

One year doesn't make decades of discrimination disappear, whites have a massive headstart so true equality can only occur when those victories are balanced out

>>25999633
Your view of equal is skewed by the need to try and start a dumb argument you don't even believe in.

>>25999633
Complete and utter non-sequitur

If you're going to argue, then do it logically

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>>25999472
I blame it on the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Token.

>>25999673
Who needs logic when you have the moral high ground

>>25999633
this anon absolutely nailed it
>>25999670
>the need to try and start a dumb argument you don't even believe in.

plain as day that your heart isn't in it matey

>>25999472
WE WUZ ACTORS N' SHIT

>>25999633
I agree with this. They can start by giving black people more traditionally white roles. How can they win an Oscar if they don't have good roles? Sure, black people make their own films, but they need proper guidance to make sure they aren't pigeon-holed into making self-deprecating comedic films, and that their actors actually become good. It's a shame the most well-known black actor at the moment is Kevin Hart, but the shame is on white people for making it that way.

If a cute girl likes my profile picture does she like me?

>>25999633
You don't need to tell me 'again' because that was the first post I responded too in this thread.

Would you feel better then if everything was just balanced out equally? We should do a 100% split down the middle for every poor black person there should be a poor white person and for every rich white person there should be a poor black person?

Inequality does exist but in this day it has little to do with black and white, and the last place you should be seeking justice is the millionaire actors wank off ceremony. Wealth is really all that matters. Keep making it racial but that will never get anybody anywhere. A rich white kid has a better life than a poor black or white kid and a rich black kid has a better life than a poor white or black kid.

If you want to make the shit racial you're just as bad as the EDL.

>>25999774
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>25999774
Whitewashing black people i even more racist, honkey

>>25998693
>Should have been nominated for best film

It was a pretty forgettable biopic. No better than those shitty 50cent films tbqh

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>>25999774
>the most well-known black actor at the moment is Kevin Hart

Lads you mind telling me what the FUCK is going on in this country?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/EatsElephants

>>25999761
prime banter in the britfeels tonight

>>25999879
Seems pretty sane by their standards

>>25999879
She's really cute. And what do you expect living in London?

>>25999774
>Kevin Hart
Don't even know who that is desu, is he more famous than Will Smith, Morgan Freeman and Lenny Henry?

>>26000000 posts
>tfw no gf

so bored lads
so bored of life

>>25999938
Mewo mewo meow meow

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Been listening to the radio lads, it's beyond cosy. Would reccomend.

>>25999879
>going to Indonesia over New Years so that's pretty exciting.
Not going to an Arab country. I wonder why. Oh right she'll get her shit pushed in

>>25999879
Probably just a rich white girl "finding herself"

PAKIS OUT, UNIFAGS OUT, NORMIES OUT

>>25999774
>need proper guidance
maybe if they went to acting school instead of acting like niggers.

>>25999966
Same. Mostly classical radio, can't stand music with lyrics.

>>25999966
What were you listening to?