/brit/

willies

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crayon pop

beth

It was the best of times
It was the worst of times

maisie
beth
cara
charli

maisie

fuck off, i wanted to make the new thread

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charli

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>the north of England

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georgia

>>54082672
more like paki

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kpop t͏bh fa͏m

>>54082729
haha

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>I am actually. Got 9.4/10 on Hot or Not when it was around, I get girls flirting, pulling me aside, yelling compliments in public, dropping napkins with numbers on my plate etc. It's only worthwhile if you have the social aptitude and status to make use of it. I'm poor and underemployed/undereducated, undersized mutilated benis, severely mentally ill so girls being attracted to me and flirting can't go anywhere because their interest evaporates when they find out I'm a shut-in loner without money who doesn't know how to date or have sex

Also, desperate and chubby girls are the first to approach you. For every 1 attractive girl who initiates, you will be cyberstalked, approached, begged and harassed by ugly/fat chicks. Quite a few girls aim well out of their league

Life is only as easy as your weakest link. Looks, money, status, popularity, education, nationality, height, voice aesthetics. Whichever one is the weakest will be your defining limit.

Taken 1000mg of paracetamol.

Don't set me off lads, I've warned you.

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this bint 2bh

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>>54082708
>implying you wouldn't

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Me on the left

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REALLY want a BLACK or even MIXED gf tbqh lads ngl

>>54082766
thats a gigagram init

>>54082766
your liver is going to hate you

r8 me lads

>>54082711
please say "power shower in the tower with a flower"

i miss making fun of my norn irn housemate ;_;

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ANNA
>>54082322
muh dick

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>>54082785
just picked up this one from the amazon

>>54082785
that lad should try playing EVE online

>>54082775
I wouldn't

>>54082817
don't think many people would notice you 2bh

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NEED an mr2 lads

doing a thighs

>>54082815
>>54082791

It's two tablets you melons.

>>54082766
soluble painkillers are hell on earth to drink

>>54082827
she is banging
Only thing is I dunno if she's related to David Nystrom, who could easily rip me in half

anyone watched the government phone hacking Vice doc

proper interesting

also 9.4 yank lad post face please

>>54082867
i dont give a fuck what it is you cantaloupe cunt im saying its a gigagram

Really love when the reverb goes on in the middle of "Terrorist" by Renegade

>>54082867
Paracetamol does fuck all but mess with your insides.

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>>54082814

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>>54082898
>Vice

reeeeeeeeeeeee *takes a benzo* eeeee ahhh, phew.

>>54082942
silly post

youtube auto subtitles getting pretty good tbH

having a go!

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just downloaded beth's entire discography

lets list all the things poor people do. i'll start:
>eat slices of white bread with their 'tea'

>tfw message girl on POF
>tfw no reply
>tfw ask why she doesn't talk
>tfw she replied saying I'm not her type

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you could tell I'm your type by a profile pic and a small paragraph of text. What aload of bs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

centipede
*BWAAAAWAAAA bubububububu BWAAAAAAAAWOP*

>>54082984
me on the left

>>54082927
What do you reccomend?

>>54082984
me 2nd from left x

>>54082711
yea naa I'm still getting £1000+ quotes for a 2.0 and I'm not even sure if it's the DOHC one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
the girl in this video is very qt even if she is a charcoal burner

really want to do an incredibly high dose of LSD

IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6628413/

http://strawpoll.me/6628413/

http://strawpoll.me/6628413/

>>54083009
tough it out you girl

>>54083009
high quality cocaine from the dark net markets

>>54082915
Lower your tone you insufferable saprobe.

>>54082927
You're confusing that with ibuprofen but paracetamol does damage in VERY high dosages. That's why they pack it into co-codamol.

t. junior doctor

>>54083016
H A L I F A X
A
L
I
F
A
X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NAXj7y5lVU

having tea, or "dinner", as they say

>>54082761
very poorly executed fedora post

>>54083060
drinking vodka instead

>>54082860
What is it like owning a car over there?
It's practically impossible for someone at 18 to insure something even vaguely sporty because it's either at least £2000, or no one will insure you what so ever

>>54082984

RAILED
A
I
L

>>54083001

>The current year
>He hasn't been jaded by internet """dating""" yet

Stick at it long enough and you'll be in her shoes eventually when some hamplanet goonette messages you and you blank her.

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So last thread was dedicated to the gorgeous young redhead Beth

But now we're back to ugly gooks, some half-paki goblin, niggers, revolting slags and random instagram blondes

"Regular" /brit/ is fucking shit 2bh.

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>>54082738

I don't feel comfortable doing that, I only reveal my problems anonymously here. I'm just explaining that being attractive isn't all that. I would rather be goofy-looking and Welsh than good looking and yank

>>54083142
>gorgeous young redhead Beth

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Going to send Beth an email

What shall I put lads?

>>54083109
your circumcision was poorly executed
fuck off kike scum

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>>54082817
oops forgot pic

This 15 year old can almost clean and jerk my deadlift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxr2_fu6M98

>>54082984
thick and soft thighs

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>>54082761
>Life is only as easy as your weakest link. Looks, money, status, popularity, education, nationality, height, voice aesthetics. Whichever one is the weakest will be your defining limit.
>tfw fucked on everything but height

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>>54083106
>dinner

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might have pasta for dinner

>>54083142
>redhead
really? i dont see it

>tfw have a cold
>tfw my cold last several months
>really unpleasant

why do I have such a bad immune system

>>54082984
YOU JUST KNOW

>>54083143
>Non-Whites more privileged than Americans or Europeans

LOL bet some yellow chink rat made this

stopped reading there

>>54083187
>Beth Farrelly
Added her on fb rite now thanks 2 u

>>54083187
delete this

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>>54083101
/mu/tant with a camera

>>54083130
Once you hit 25 you magically become old enough to not get fucked over by insurance, I assumed its the same the world over.
Also insurance is not compulsory here

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>>54082777
Me in the revolt shirt

>>54083136
sorry you turned into an asshole on them.

>>54083219
Do you smoke?

I wear my hart on my sleeve and I am not a frayed to admit it

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brothers gf just sent me this

>>54083189
very poorly executed banter post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCGPt3XFxJk
choon

just remembered i own the email address

[email protected]

haha

>>54083271

>asshole

fuck off yank

>>54083271

Nobody is owed attention [pre-emptive fedora.jpg]

Why even bother wasting time responding if you're not even interested?

>>54083298
No

>>54083190
luv u

>>54083265
fuk u

>>54083258
>Once you hit 25 you magically become old enough to not get fucked over by insurance, I assumed its the same the world over.
yea I think it is. Yanks have it easy though, their insurance is cheap for us even at 18
>Also insurance is not compulsory here
If you are caught without insurance, you get your fucking arse rammed so hard

>>54083050

how high

i'm hoping to hit 2000ug sometime

>>54083265
Can I have ur number?

>>54083143
>assuming I've lost my virginity at all

walking to 'booze buster' lads
anyone want anything?

>>54083187


pls respond

>>54082761
>status, popularity,
What does this even mean g*?

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>>54083315

literally cannot function without alcohol

cold out

irish weather

>>54083382
lol no

get fucked gay boy

>>54083253
She's not going to accept and you'll feel like a rejected loser LOL

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Firing up the chili peppers, boys

>>54083378
a thumbprint

>>54083315
WRETCHED HIVE

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>>54083009
You're fine, you can take milk thistle to help with your liver if you want to. I'm on 1g of naproxen, 500mg of acetaminophen and 40 mg of opiates per day for post-surgery pain and got a clean liver check last month

Try Tribulus
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17404054

You can also take D-phenylalanine which is a possible endorphine booster/metabolism slower

If a girl said you were AT LEAST a 6/10.

Would you be offended or take it as a compliment.

Answers on a postcard, please.

>>54083187
Say you saw her singing video and love her voice and the song etc

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>>54083431

>>54083392
1 booze cheers lad

>>54083411
you irish?

>>54082819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07YovxP9b4Z

>>54082860
I'd love to have one and tell women its a ferrari

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>proto-rorke thinks i still exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k2zikgpXmY

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my gf is out on the town with her ex lads

>tfw used to get colds all the time

only had two in 2015 2bh and both were just before i travelled to another country to visit my gf so pretty sure they were stress related

>>54083187
"I accidentally swiped left to you on twitter but I meant to swipe right, hi how are you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRv7G7WpOoU
me

got haemorrhoids lads

very discomforting

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

>>54083543
have less passive bum sex lad

warm in

>>54083542
kev

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>>54083465

okay lad

trying to crack some banter

what else?

>>54083463

I probe her for a more rigorous estimate

Who /AFCCG/ here?

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>>54083527
>e i travelled to another country to visit my gf

>>54083542
like a bit of Casey Tbh

he's the most handsome ugly man I've ever seen

>>54083527
i never get sick except for the odd sore throat here and there, i think it's because i pick my nose and eat it and it makes my immune system stronger

>>54083463
It depends on how attractive the girl is.

>>54083571
>>54083541

>>54083455

probably need to know the chemist personally to do that

>>54083571
No the ringtone stuff is weird get rid of it.

Ask her where she learnt to sing etc

Q. Do you see all nationality? A. No Sorry I don't do with Black Men bad experience

too warm

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>>54083495
par shar in the tar with a flar

classic, such memories of uni

>>54083571
oh deary me

tell her she's got quite the fanclub at /brit/

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>>54083390
What age? it mightn't be too late m8

LSD use makes you look younger

>>54083581
she used to live here ;_;

>>54083651
DON'T
She'll probably delete herself off the internet

Spare her, even if it's for our own sake

>>54083662
20...something

Fucking help lads

Give me a (You)

>>54083593
my thoughts on him exactly
he's literally one of the only vloggers I watch.
I also watch some South African bloke in China and a Yank in China, but they don't post every day

instasync when

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>>54083620

Alright I sorted it

What else?

>>54083695
good point tbf

think the reason i'm so bad with girls is because my parents never showed affection or romance towards each other

an interesting poll comes to mind lads

http://strawpoll.me/6630887
http://strawpoll.me/6630887
http://strawpoll.me/6630887

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wew

extremely lonely and bored and depressed and anxious and it gets worse every passing day

>>54083617
what's the highest dose you've taken?

Alri lads now that I have a job and shit what's most pathetic??

>The fact I live with my parents

>The fact I don't have a car

I really don't want fucking housemates again, uni was shit. But can't take birds back to my parents to cook for them / give the D desu.

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>Man cleared of rape must submit documents to police 24 hours before he has sex again.

Consent forms at the ready lads.

>>54083698
damn, may aswell go for full wizard at 30 no?

@54083716
What makes you think you deserve it?

Labour comprehensively BTFO

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/691232350085214208

FFS AN EP IS MORE THAN TWO FUCKING TRACKS

A RELEASE WITH TWO TRACKS IS A SINGLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>54083743
right here with you lad

>>54083741

Secret footage of Chris Evans filming at the BBC

#BringBackClarkson

the fact you live at your parents

>>54083720
are you the casey shill on /fa/?

I also watch Datev Gallagher because she's a qt

when I was really young I watched CTFxC and Shaytards but fuck them now

>>54083754
>>The fact I live with my parents
can save money towards a deposit on a mortgage

>>The fact I don't have a car
unnecessary if you live somewhere with good public transport

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Austriabro she wants to meet..

>>54083738
it's good for you if you eat it

>>54083741

me driving the car

Which of my early-stage inventions should I focus my times & resources on?

http://strawpoll.me/6630909

An adjustable shoulder-mounted selfie-crane that holds your phone 2-5 feet from your face for a hands-free selfie experience. Low-profile version available for sensitive occasions such as funerals, Bris Ceremonies, covert military operations, or criminal trials.

Time to really challenge those complacent print-media barons: A daily, broadsheet edition of Reddit.com to be sold alongside newspapers nation-wide. National/Regional editions to include content from their respective regional sub-reddits. Breaking News, Heart-warming tales, /r/gonewild on Page 3, /r/mengonewild on Page 4 (Knock, knock!? It's 2016 calling). Bold opinion pieces from some of reddit's most classiest and most intellectually brave posters. URL links for readers to type into their Internet-browsers to view the source threads. A true paradigm shift in the world of print-media.

Develop a live TV broadcast & Internet-streamed (That's right, beamed in Full-HD straight to your iPhone 6, iPhone 6+, iPad Pro, iPad air, iPad mini, Macbook, Macbook Pro, iMac, Mac Pro or Apple Watch!) panel show based around /brit/. Long-time /brit/ custodian and three-time suicide atemptee 'Janny' will host [note: this will help control salary costs] as four socially inept and poorly groomed/clothed white British 'men' engage in a battle of wit, irony, memes, uninformed bigotry, toilet humour and racial hatred to garner the most (You)'s from the live studio audience (they have signs like on ready, steady, cook! with '(You)' on one side and '(You)? More like (Poo)!' on the other). Prizes include a blacked.com subscription, a year's supply of Benzodiazpenes and one free pass from JSA sanctions (A friend is in the DWP fast-stream so I think he can sort that out). Series finale prize will be an all-expenses paid trip to a luxury swiss euthanasia clinic. Working Title: 'Battle of the /Brits/'.

http://strawpoll.me/6630909

>>54083738
>eating your bogies
>>54083736
Im sort of in the same boat
>parents argue from my birth till they split up when I was 5
>mum from then on tells me to treat girls like princesses and that they can do no wrong

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>look at what they accomplished with no weapons and just 11 guys who didn't even speak English; and that proves that sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas

>>54083769
i think that happened because he didnt actually rape anyone but clearly had the potential to do so and was likely to do something silly in the future

>>54083794
>dnb ''''''''releases'''''''

>>54083352
bored desu lad

>>54083754
>cook for them
cuck

>>54083769
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that he's a nigger with AIDs who has been going about fucking women without telling them beforehand

How do you fellow britbongs find qts on tinder?

So far I've only come across the typical stuck up normalfag whores (I sadly live in Essex).

I'm not even bad looking (I am however a huge social autist), but I don't even get the fat ugly cunts messaging me

>>54083754
Living with parents desu, you don't need a car but you do need a personal living space

>>54083731
That heave bit is cringey and shit.

Have you ever interacted with someone before?

>>54083769

Tick box if you plan to force her head □

>>54083793
>b-but C-corbyn will win back scotland!!

>>54083731


LADS WHAT ELSE DO I PUT

I *NEED* BETH AS A GF

>>54083853
29

>>54083819
>are you the casey shill on /fa/?
naa I've only ever been on /fa/ once

>>54083731
>>54083880
don't email her you cunt

>>54083745

1200 AL-LAD
400 LSD

>>54083794
whys it not a double LOL

>>54083880
theres literally 0 chance of anything coming of that via email
dont embarrass yourself and jeopardise our integrity

*lays down some sick banjo riffs*

>>54083352
pretty sure it was a fake account

>>54083772
well that's a while yet

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>>54083793

>>54083880
don't put relationship in subject

>>54083861
where in essex m8

>>54083253
> thanks 2 u
it's not hard to figure that bit out
what i need to know is how that lad found her address

business idea: stop motion film about a dog and northerner going to the moon

>>54083861
>>54083947
ESSEX MENTIONED

>>54083947
Colchester.

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>yfw this spastic emails Beth something stupid and ruins it for everyone else

>>54083754

no point moving out if you have no life

you can save money at least 3 times faster living at home. living at home for 1 year is worth the bullshit involved in trying to save while renting.

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>oi bruv Birmingham is salafi hotland innit

>>54083520
sucking his cock, hes currently cucking you right now, and in your heart you know it's true.

>>54083861
There's no hope
There are no nice accessible girls in the world
Might as well toss ourselves off the nearest cliff

>>54083820
>can save money towards a deposit on a mortgage

Don't have a gf so probably won't be doing this for 5-10 years at least

>>54083820
>unnecessary if you live somewhere with good public transport

Nope. This city is absolutely appalling.

>>54083978
yuck, my condolences

>>54083955
>Asks for "which one is MORE"
>responds with "yes and yes"
Literal illiterate

This british lady was savage as fuck bruhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0pRvvUL1j0

>>54083861
>>54083947
Southend here lads

I just mentioned that I lived in Essex in my bio (but I said don't hold it against me haha)

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>>54083520
And you let her? what the fuck

>>54084001
>Might as well toss ourselves off the nearest cliff

I'm using tinder to somewhat avoid that, despite it being an inevitability.

>>54083853
>>54083853

23

>>54083854

Guaranteed laid everytime man.

Girls can't cook for shit. They're impressed by a fucking lasagna or chilli

>>54083993
the fuck is up with the lad in the middle? he looks like one of the 7 dwarves

>>54083996
>>54084046
She said there was no chance. Her and Jamal are just good friends

>>54083861
if you were really such a social autist you wouldn't have tinder in the first place you normal

>>54083993
Pepe... what's happened lad

>>54084027
>>54083978
CHELMSFORD

>they don't live in the only essex city

lmao

>>54084027
>>54084018
Being a shut-in makes it somewhat tolerable. At least I don't have to go outside and look at the cancer that is Colchester.

>>54084015
>you need a gf to buy a house

is there a new no singles policy on mortgages

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>>54083824
I wish I could give you advice
Why is she back?

>>54084015
Get a car and start saving some money anyway m8

>>54084089
>Living in Essex

We're all fucked either way m8

lads what are some essential late 90s/early 00s choons

I'm talking floorfillers, the sort that will make everyone go wild at pres

is this the thread?

>>54084153
Konflict - Messiah

>>54084153
Font

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NEED to suck her toes

The Departed was an awful film

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>greetings, i hail from essex!

>>54084153

darude sandstorm

>>54084153
>pres
whats that ? :o

t. abnormie looser twat

>>54084160
hi beth

>>54084089
>>54084092
>>54084145

meet me at Adventure Island lads x

>>54084076
ahahah sure.. just good fuck buddies, mate you're actually willfully letting yourself get cucked, use your common sense.

>>54084077
Clearly "le I'm a nerrrrd XDDD" has become too associated with Big Bang Theory for normies to continue t fish for compliments

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This is the best I can think of, anything else I can add?

>>54084100
She's an au pair in England.

>>54084208
all me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EActHOQq0bI

>>54084153
CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

>>54084180

Infernal Affairs is far superior

>>54084153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmINmjpQxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lERqGULWxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

lads I still get a lob on from watching music videos like Stacy's Mum phwoaaarr

>>54084208
>Adventure Island

miami t-shirt tanned cunt normie central

>>54084058
>Guaranteed laid everytime man.
how does that work exactly? you invite a girl over to cook for her and then you fuck? that sounds really pathetic and low class t.b.h

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>>54084213
...
>pic is you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs

This entire album desu.

>>54084208
But I'm comfy inside.

>>54084213
don't send it you fucking idiot

>>54084213
excellent
send it now

>>54084213
Don't do it

I can already see this eventually ending in her getting spooked and deleting everything

Just don't bother

>>54084208
my cousin used to work there, he was a total loser autist

got fired for not being a pleasant sight for customers or something

Poleaboo is watching Dragons Den now

He wishes to be an entrepreneur

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>>54084213
one of the most embarrassing things I've seen said to a girl if I'm honest

do it

>>54084153
https://youtu.be/XW-nuSyAYoY
https://youtu.be/bwv-3cM2pVk

pleb tier but floor-fillers

>>54084213

Needs another (haha) after the "Kind regards"

Then you're golden m8. Guaranteed reply within 48 hours

>>54084213
(haha)

>>54084285
reminds me of /lit/ and the book reviewer girl

>>54084153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

It's like I'm really on 2006 Youtube Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

>>54084285
>deleting everything
won't happen
she already fancies herself a celebrity

at worst she'll reduce it to her 'career' stuff

>>54084213
Include a picture of yourself (or a handsome person from /soc/) so she doesn't get creeped out

Anyone want to immigrate to the Islamic State with me?

>>54084153

----->>54084272

>>54084213
Don't say Kind Regards, say t. Alberto Barbosa

doesn't Beth have a bf?

Any of you lads going to the anti Muslim rally in Brum in Feb?

PAKI CUNTS OFF OUR STREETS

>>54084333
anon always hugs too tight ;-;

sx u dog u did this

>>54084205
Pre-drinks where people get drunk before they go to the club, normally held 8PM-midnight

t.Abnormie who speaks fluent normie

>>54084153
oi oi a few more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhifPQ55Z7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTV8i_KjXM

>>54084394
>rallies
>useful

Smh Senpai

>48GB internal storage space left

what the FUCK where did it ALL GO

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Rate my Tinder bio please lads

>6'0 athletic Englishman. Likes traveling, learning languages, music and art. Strictly casual.

>>54084394
>anti Muslim rally in Brum

Like having an anti water rally in yorkshire.

hoping against hope that she screencaps it and puts it on fb lol

>>54084475
fuck off. now she's going to withdraw

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>Englishman

>>54084475
You absolute spastic

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https://i.imgur.com/p6FbytY.jpg skimpy knickers off and stands naked in the open air when she gets a shower

>>54084470
what does water have to do with yorkshire

what do yorkshire people look like

having a wank

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>>54084475

Nice one Falco.

She'll be wet for you now mate.

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MMO Cara

very lonely

>>54084475
don't wanna be a dick but you guys wonder why you don't have gfs but then go and do weird shit like this

my left eye just fell out

...

help?

>>54084172
fuck off

>>54084174
Billy

>>54084197
top meme you cretin
(That's the song Southend United play when they score Tbh)

>>54084205
Billy

>>54084243
No

>>54084247
>I'm blue
not really pres worthy
>AHF
good tune but not pres worthy
>FF
very good suggestion
>AAF
good tune again but not sure about pres Tbh

>>54084306
very very good suggestions, especially the second one
in fact they're absolute screamers - best suggestion thus far

>>54084345
haha no chance Bruce

>>54084376
good shout

>>54084449
only good if done ironically, you've made some horrendous shouts Tbh

>>54084464

The gigabyte goblin

>>54084475
Jesus Christ, you absolute madman

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>>54084475
>Falco

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>1st RULE: You do not talk about FAGGOT CLUB.
>2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FAGGOT CLUB.
>3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out STOP POSTING.
>4th RULE: Only two guys to a post.
>5th RULE: One reply at a time.
>6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. You smelly shit
>7th RULE: Threads will go on as long as they have to.
>8th RULE: If this is your first night at FAGGOT CLUB, you DO DOT POST.

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>>54084475
>(haha)

m8 no...

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attached wrong pic haha

wish me luck

*provocative statement directed at jobless young men in their 20s*

>>54084566
he's joking around you melt

>>54082814
>you didn't make that stain on her leggings
jdimsa

>>54084598

>Falco

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>>54084468
>6'0

pfffffftttttthahahahahahhaha

sorry mate, you have to be an adult to use Tinder

>>54084598
Which picture did you send

>>54084598
alri Falco

fucked a lass from behind. feels great having her arse cheeks clap against you

Lads post some good BRITISH ASMR

It HAS to be British, jfs don't do it for me

>>54084571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

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>Where did you learn to sing? Heaven?

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>>54084475
>Falco

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>>54084598

Nice recovery, Falco.

Now no-one will find out your name is Falco.

>>54084649
>Be American
>Love to hear the sound of clapping, even when you're having sex

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>good evening, my name is Falco

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>>54084598
hows it going Falco