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>>54063270

I love bad bitches thats my fucking problem

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>>54063270

>where sexual degeneracy is not the norm but the exception

SUPPORT BRITAIN FIRST LADS

first for anxiety is a meme

fat

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koro

>>54063315
called it

>>54063290
>>54063290
>>54063290


Because it's a fucking political problem. It's not just /brit/ discussing them it's the whole of the fucking internet including leftists.

Tim Farron is a 'literally who?' haha

it's snowqing here
sis wears bathing suit
frozen tundra
living for tomorrow
-

Obscenely hungover.

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crayon pop

>>54063306
Rather support Britain First then Respect Party tbqh

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>Rather support Britain First then Respect Party tbqh

>>54063158
>>54063158
>autistic virgins that think people base their lives around sex that unironically believe being a virgin is a bad thing that unironically base their whole identity on being a virgin that unironically have never had sex ever but yet think life is all about sex

You virgins on /int/ talk more about sex than people that have

>Take a selfie
>Look really handsome
>Male model-tier
>Upload it online
>Look at it again later
>Realise I look like a disgusting troll
>Take it down and put a cartoon pic up instead

Think there's something wrong with me

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halo

Need a poo.

Might go for a bike ride and pop to a shop.

Imagine what Britain looked like before large scale immigration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su6yNdw5wYo

last night I was drunk /brit/ posting from 9pm to 3.30am
mental night

might buy some nice tea today and then drink it

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>Why yes, us members of Bradford East Mosque believe that Britain First has no place in modern day Britain!

>>54063399
>>54063380
ITS NOT A FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY...

If you want a political party that is like Britain First then look into LibertyGB

I unironically go out with me mates and have a proper good laugh
waheeey

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ANNA
>>54063412
low self esteem?

>>54063404
When girls found out I was a virgin they'd go 'awww that's sweet' or something, but you knew they'd tick you off the list.

Apart from one who used to take the piss out of me for it.

>>54063404
>You virgins on /int/ talk more about sex than people that have

clearly not

>>54063414
>Halo
Yes

>e"""""""sports"""""""
Gas yourself

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>>54063414
Keep practicing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2lLAKSI5UU

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cuck thread?

cuck thread.

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Anime

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>ITS NOT A FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY...

>tfw fluctuate between massive narcissist and insecure babby

>>54063473
You do though. And you literally just said not having sex is something worth killing yourself over as if you are implying sex is all life is about.

Bit sad really. I

Are all non-whites black?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnyMtml7k_w

>>54063414
t. 13 year old

got the house to myself for the rest of the week. What do I do?

>>54063509
narcissism is usually born out of low self esteem and insecurity so that makes sense

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>>54063499
Great post

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>>54063465
her instagram pics are just ridiculous

>>54063525
Wank all day, wank all night, do or die, do or die.

>>54063525
SMOKE DAT LOUD LMAOOO

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>Actual conservative views are now scary and triggering in the UK.

>>54063514
I'm not the same person you're replying to you mong

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>>54063457

>>ITS NOT A FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY...

are you fucking retarded rorke?

http://www.britainfirst.org/mission-statement/

have a read of their gold mine of comedy right here, first line. come on now chap.

>Britain First is a patriotic political party

>>54063509
Narcissm doesn't mean high confidence.

Narcisstics are the people like that guy whos gimmick is to call people runts, plankton etc.

People that see themselves superior in everyway and without faults.

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>>54063544
Amazing post

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>>54063477
>>54063522
>>54063482

>>54063465
maybe

>>54063569
They are a political party who only take part in the european elections in wales and scotland lol

>>54063562
you're a thick chav as well as a nonce lmao

>>54063590
pathetic aphid

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>>54063569
Bollocks I thought it was a meme facebook page.

This is fucking hilarious.
>Britain First has a proven track record of opposing Islamic militants and hate preachers and this fightback will continue.

>>54063562
They don't actually trigger most people. Just a vocal minority.
>>54063590
It's a self defence mechanism for low self esteem. It's like bravado in the hopes people dont see through the facade and realise said person is deeply insecure

>>54063624

>They are a political party

glad we're on the same page.

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>>54063609
Outstanding post

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>People unironically think we are going to leave the EU

>>54063562
Like what?

going to the toilet

>>54063648
Intellectual post right here.

>>54063652
i'm not the guy you replied to before but yes they are definitely a political party

>>54063270
What is the white car which moves in the webm ? Please send help, I like this car

>>54063639
Can you actually explain why or just say words?
>>54063648
I would hope so.
>>54063658
>"We want our people to come first, before foreigners, asylum seekers or migrants and we are overtly proud of this stance."
Literally goes without saying in much of the world btw.

>>54063412
I think I'm fuggo like 90% of the time, the other 10% I think I'm hot af... it's really annoying.

J-just thought I'd let you know that you're not alone f-friend, I think we suffer from the low self esteem meme.

Can anyone please, PLEASE post a pic of britains first party leader

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>>54063655
Impeccable post

everyone ignores me on tinder lads lmao

>>54063270
>short legs
dropped

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>We will make Britain a beautiful country once again where you can leave your door unlocked and your children can play in the streets.

>>54063703
Maybach I think

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>>54063712

>>54063648
It's not a self defense mechanism lmao, narcissists never change.

Yoshue Ben Yosef is not my prophet his real name is Isa Ibn Maryam

Gave my diary to my therapist today. Wonder what she'll think of me after she's had a read.

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>>54063717
Brilliant post

how many votes did britain first in the general election?

>>54063703

Prius

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>>54063712
use google next time rasheed

>>54063706
>"We want our people to come first, before foreigners, asylum seekers or migrants and we are overtly proud of this stance."

That actually isn't triggering at all to anyone but the most insufferable of lefties, I hear people say that all the time on TV, radio, newspapers, online and it passes without controversy.

> Britain First

What a joke.

I saw muslims helping people who'd been affected by the floods, didn't see Britain First organising help for them...

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>>54063742
Haha enjoyed this post. Good banter from you as usual.

How's the third world shithole today any news?

>politics

At this point I would say fuck off but this thread is far more intellectual than the average POO SHIT PO WANK SHIT WANK POO so I don't mind tbH

>>54063769
you absolute mentalist, got any fucked up drawings in there?

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>>54063712

the master race on the left

>>54063703
The one that drives past is a Cadillac CTS I think

>>54063753
>2016
>Being religious
I hope people don't do this.

>>54063785
>jewish sounding last name

Don't trust him already. Probably a plant to make us actualy patriots look bad

wish it was easy to convert gifs to webms on mac

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How does it feel that even ISIS play grand strategy games

>>54063786
These people must just be over represented in the media/internet.
>>54063788
>third world shithole
heh

>>54063797
no, mostly just speculations on the true nature of humanity and expressions of disgust towards women

>>54063769
>she
i always wondered how is it to have a female shrink. i'd develop feelings for her sooner or later for sure unless she was like 50+ and uggo

>>54063748
>Compensatory narcissist
>Seeks to counteract or cancel out deep feelings of inferiority and lack of self-esteem; offsets deficits by creating illusions of being superior, exceptional, admirable, noteworthy; self-worth results from self-enhancement.

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>>54063785

>Deputy leader is an ugly peroxide dyed hair paki with a danish surname

HOW BRITISH

>>54063822
What's wrong with it? Religion stop me being a drug addict.

>>54063850
I was just jesting lad I am curious as to what is happening there.

>>54063834
>Having millions of third party programs available
>Using OSx
Choose 1 (one)

>>54063834
install gentoo

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>>54063777
>777
Holy post

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>>54063889
delet this

wtf I can't people here actually support that bunch of racists called Britain First

>>54063873
oh okay, i didn't realise that sort of narcissist existed, thanks for letting me know

rewatching Fargo

triggering me tbH

>>54063877
If you were never a drug addict your mind would never have been messed up enough to become religious.

>>54063785

>paul golding

if that's not the stereotypical british far right supporter I don't know what is

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>>54063785

>Hand tattoos

YCMTSU

>>54063834
Why the fuck would you do that?

BLOODY RACISTS
D
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L
Y

M
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>>54063834
>gif to webm

for what purpose

>>54063866
mine's asian and probably at least 45, although it's harder to tell with chinks

>>54063877
Umm.. recent developments.. there's a mentally ill Judge going around screaming at people... The EU is threatening sanctions on exporting sea food.. not much really.
>>54063932
In some cases I might, but you must swallow this pill.

>>54063939
worst of all they are working class thickos

Confession: I am apart of a safe space subreddit

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>Britain First
LMAO

Daily reminder that it is our resident shitskin brum that keeps spamming and samefagging slander about Britain First to try and make them look as bad as EDL

>>54063958
I was religious before that but not as religious as I became.

>literally using reddit memes as to why christianity is bad

>i-its for the mentally ill
>o-o-opium for the weak minded!

>>54063991
>The EU is threatening sanctions on exporting sea food
why?

when i go for a massage how do I ask them to wank me off without getting kicked out?

>>54063932
remove haein from laboum

>>54064003
lefties scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one... desperate.

>>54063824
>jewish
Dutch more like

>>54063988
milf or nah

>>54064033
remove crayon pop & yulhee

>was friends with qt girl
>she wanted us to learn a language together
>we had a big falling out; she probably hates me now
>it's probably too far gone now for a simple apology to fix things
>...
>plan to learn the language and then in a few months (or however long it takes to become fairly competent with it) I will give a proper apology in that language


Will that work?

>>54064025
>owning a flag is bad

>>54064050
Swamp jaws. Fuck off kankre

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>i-i must p-protect the white r-race

>>54064028
I don't think Christianity is bad, it just cannot be taken seriously.

>>54064050
I can't read lmao >>54064081 meant hers

>>54064032
proper masseurs wont do it, they can lose their license for rubbing lads off.

>>54064072
What language? This is important.

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>>54064072
>qt girl teaches me some phrases
>one day simply just stops

>>54064075
he's a paki
a triggered one too

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>>54063889
>having a disgustingly ugly to use interface
>slower then mac
>having viruses
>having forced updates all the time
>no expose
>no intertwining with your iphone
>no genius free apps

no thanks

i love my paper-thing laptop i can take to the shitter and everywhere else with me with no hassle at all

maybe when there's a windows laptop as light and as thin i might get it but until then im incredibly comfy on mac

>>54064028
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2016/01/19/gone-fishing-euro-officials-investigate-thai-seafood-industry

Something to do with human trafficking

>>54063874
Looks nothing like a paki

>>54064063
not really, she's quite mousey looking (for lack of a better term), and doesn't wear any makeup

i suppose some people would think she's cute if they're into that

>>54064155
good post

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>Britain First carries out Christian Patrol

Talking to my grandad about world war 2 recently, he was saying there was an anti aircraft turret in the playground at his school imagine that lads

>>54064088
>Non-whites make fun of whites
>Whites eventually die out
>The Chinese fill the vacuum of power
Chinese don't fuck about. The age of tolerance will be over.

>>54064090
Fair enough. I respect that. But as a British male who loves British culture, history and everything about Britain don't you see how incremental and precious christianity has been for our nation and does this not bring you to a certain respect?

for example I am a christian but I really respect the pagans because it was our ancestor religion after all. I have an admiration of nordic, germanic and celtic paganity as a result.

>>54064157
Bangkok is literally coconuts haha

>>54064175
what even is the point of going then lmao

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carly baker desu

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>>54064169

ms. FRANSEN doesn't look white to me

>>54064196

>>The Chinese fill the vacuum of power
>implying that's a bad thing
???

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>>54064190

>>54064142
How is that important?

>>54064203
>But as a British male who loves British culture, history and everything about Britain don't you see how incremental and precious christianity has been for our nation and does this not bring you to a certain respect?
I see it from a historical perspective, so I see it in that same way you see the various Paganisms of Britain. I do see it as a dead thing though.

>>54064232
that hairdo makes her forehead look big

Islam on Yoshua

>The Quran states that Jesus was born a 'pure boy' to Mary (Arabic: Maryam) as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God the Creator (Arabic: Allah) which follows the belief of the prophetic message in the Old Testament passage Isaiah 7:14 and referenced in the New Testament passages Matthew 1:18-25 and Luke 1:26-38. To aid in his ministry to the Jewish people, Jesus was given the ability to perform miracles (such as healing various ailments like blindness, raising the dead to life, casting out demons, etc.) which no other prophet in Islam has ever been credited with

so why do they hate christianity then?

>>54064234
with that nose and mole she looks like one of gods chosen if i may say

>>54064214
because i need therapy, not to talk to an attractive woman

i suppose your ovine normie brain wouldn't have a clue about anything other than chasing the holy vagina though, would you?

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>>54064155
>having a disgustingly ugly to use interface
You can literally change it anyway you want to.. more or less.
>slower then mac
no
>having viruses
more viruses for the same reason windows has more software, people don't write or osx.
>having forced updates all the time
"turn off"
>no expose
wat
>no intertwining with your iphone
like how? It has itunes and shit
>no genius free apps
wat
>maybe when there's a windows laptop as light and as thin
This is the thinnest laptop in the world.
>>54064203
waheyy

>>54064190
They are carrying KKK white crosses. What are they thinking kek

>>54064234
>fake tan makes someone a paki

Fuck me lad grasping at straws here.

Shit false flag by a paki

>>54063785
Fransen is a Jew, just realised how chosen Paul's surname is thoguh.

>>54064300
because they don't believe the same things about jesus

Listening to choons again haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR19j1zwDTI

>>54064338

the nose and eyes don't help either tbf, or the foreign surname.

>>54064072
what did you do?

>>54064309
yeah but you could be talking to a hot therapist haha

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>>54063916
Beautiful post

>>54064315
>no intertwining with your iPhone
He means convergence, like being able to text & call from your macbook, or continuing tasks you were doing on your phone from your mac things like this la.

>>54064288
I need to accurately picture the scene if I am to decide if it'll work or not.

>>54064328
>kkk crosses

are you a mong?

no gf

>>54064372
Felt her up while drunk on a night out.

Nah just kidding haha but I wish I had. Things just got really complicated...

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>>54064375
Exceptional post

>>54064196
>>54064249
>chinks
>doing anything but make iphones for massa

How to improve your Sunday: Listen to this album in it's entirety

https://aotns.bandcamp.com/album/henry-stones-miami-soul-the-record-mans-finest-45s

Britain First, EDL, etc etc all have literally no end goal, nor the means of accomplishing any end goal.

Why anyone pays attention to them is beyond me.

>>54064194
your grandad must be proper old

>>54064388
Oh.. then yeah, valid point, as far as I'm aware, there's no way to do this on windows, without looking it up.

>>54064451
Cause they want to throw the pakis out

>>54064417
hmm could you elaborate? I don't know what you did to upset her so I can't really make a good judgment of whether your scheme will be successful or not

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>>54064315
>You can literally change it anyway you want to.. more or less.

i've never seen a PC interface that's not ugly, EVER. they always look disgusting and cluttered, especially compared to mac
>This is the thinnest laptop in the world.

hmm

mite b cool

it looks heavier still, what is it?

this
>>54064388

good morning lads

>>54064457
he's 83, not too old I guess

>>54064401
No you cretinous saprobe.

The KKK were famous for carrying white crosses through black neighbourhoods. They then set them alight at the end of the night as a ritual.

>>54064473
How do they plan on accomplishing that goal?

>>54064486
get fucked

>>54064155
>I like macs because I can take them with me when I poop

Hey Thailad, could you make it so when people go to thailad.zz.mu/brit/ it always redirects to the https version of the site, instead of the regular http version?

Face was all dry and itchy so I've started using moisturiser lmao, seems to be working lads. Will keep you posted.

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Eunji is the only fit one in a-pink

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>>54064486
it's 1pm

Mac is genuine shit, I had to use it for a year and almost went to the GP to get anti-depression tablets because it was so fucking trash

>tfw you will never form a right wing death squad to hunt asylum seekers because Big Dave isn't going to allow any in

>>54064503
a cross is a cross you fucking rem

>>54064504
Round them all up and send them on a boat back to where they came from

>>54064391
Icelandic. My plan is to avoid her (may be difficult as we have many mutual friends) as much as possible until I'm ready and then... one day I will accidentally bump into her

>>54064500
>not too old I guess
ummm, sorry to break it to you anon but that's older than the average life expectancy of most men.

>>54064194
>His grandad didn't jump into Sicily and get grenade fragments stuck in his leg after it blew up his mate next to him

got a fucking top notch beef roast coming up for din dins tonight lads I am fucking ECSTATIC

>>54064565
Have Britain First even got a boat?

>>54064476
Macs are for girls and retards you cretinous melt

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>>54064155
Asus would like a word

>>54064476
>that pic
someone has enabled literally every view option lol. There's thousands of skins and programs which will change layouts etc. Most people do anything drastic because they either don't know how or have gotten used to windows a long time before they learned how, I'm sure there's osx skins too.
>what is it?
Samsung Series 9 900X3B

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/113703-samsung-series-9-updated-ultrabook

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>not having both operating systems
Are you lads even trying?

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Eating pic rel on some tiger bread desu. What's your excuse for not eating tinned mackerel and sardines on the reg?

Going to nip down the offy and pick up some fedora beers in a bit bit.

Like/comment/sub etc.

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>why of course, i DO care about what laptop my fellow shitposters use! i can't allow myself to be associated with filthy peasants!

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>>54064548
no? it's 12:04am on my clock tbqhwymb

>>54064072
sounds pretty fucking gay my man

>>54064457
Is it not normal to have a grandad who was alive in WW2 or is this sarcasm?

>>54064564
>Carry out a """""Christian Patrol""""
>Hold white crucifixes through a Muslim dominated neighbourhood

put two and two together you melon

>>54064618
>Roast Dinner

Rorke

>>54064476
The UX305 is LITERALLY thinner than the """"""""Macbook"""""" you cretinous melt

>>54064638
love me some tinned mackerel/sardines/herring

>>54064622
I'm sure Britain has boats m8

>>54064625
Never got the appeal of really slim laptops desu. Won't they just melt if you try and run anything intensive on them?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

>>54064589
>Icelandic
Bit weird but unique at least. Do you reckon she's going to be learning it anyway without you? Feels like it will only work if she understands it.

I'm not a big apple fan, but there's really no alternative to the macbook pro 2bh

It just werks

>>54064638
I eat 2 tins of sardines daily, pour bare chilli sauce on them

i only eat them for the associated gains. The problem with Sardines is, either they taste decent or they taste like the fish were swimming through the fucking sewer

>>54064475
I wish I could but it wasn't one specific thing. It was a slow burn

>tfw sunburnt

>>54064696
>"""""""""""""""GREAT"""""""""""""""

still love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNAhlqnxA0

>>54064688
yes as a country, but does Britain First group have access to any boats??

>>54064598
He's in pretty good health t.bh

>>54064656
Not for working class lads like myself. your parents must have been in their 30s or almost 40 when they had you? old ass mufuggaz lmao

>>54064696
That woman is a PR disaster ngl

Royal Artillery should be called in to level Luton though ngl

>>54064696
U JEALOUS DAT WE TAKIN OVA

>his grandpa didn't burn nips with his flamethrower during ww2

>>54064663
you really are that stupid

GFs almost finished her tea

https://youtu.be/dKBCk8Wmnas

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>Macs are for girls and retards you cretinous melt

>>54064642
Thanks for the warning mate. My clock must be wrong then, I'll change it.

Best wishes,
Ste
x

i almost told you that i loved you
thank god i didn't cuz it would have been a lie
i say the damndest things when you're on top of me
i almost told you that i loved youu

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>>54064675
>>54064627
>>54064625

macbook air's are considerably lighter and BARELY thicker

if you multiply both i bet ya the macbook air comes out smaller

btfo

>>54064691
macbooks are fireproof.

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>>54064420
Incredible post

>>54064762
What would his reaction be if I showed him the pics of you pretending to be a woman and playing with your willy?

>>54064703
I reckon she will. She's very interested in like Scandinavia and Norse stuff etc. She said she wants to learn Icelandic because it is so similar to Old Norse

Gonna start using bitcoins

Should i use the darkwallet or not? I'm only going to use like 20 squids worth.

>>54064779
Nah mine burnt out germans with one

>>54064656
I only ever met one of my Great Granddads who was alive in WW2 and he was a child.

>>54064764
Yeah, I'm 23 and my grandad passed away recently at 98

lads i went to the tate modern yesterday

there was a whole room that contained only a urinal in a glass case.

this is what art is.

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>not owning an Elitebook
I could kill a man with this.

>>54064372
talking to a hot therapist would probably be detrimental to my therapy because i'd be constantly trying to impress her and not drawing attention to my flaws (which i'm going to therapy to try to fix)

>>54064783
Wow you really twisted my arm, I see why I was so wrong.

Fuck off you clod.

>>54064853
I've seen that, it's proper funny if you get the joke.

>>54064856
why not start with yourself

imagine buying a £1000+ laptop and only using it to shitpost on 4chan.

>Owning a laptop and not just building your own pc
>>54064810
there's 2 cornwalls

mummy please come back

>>54064885
Fuck off you babby

>>54064856

well what else you would use to kill a man ? You cant get gun or even a plastic knife

>>54064831
Not sure how safe it is but I just transfer the bitcoins straight from my localbitcoins wallet

r/darknetmarketnoobs should be able to help, or rather it's r/darknetmarketsnoobs... can't remember which it was

>>54064893

>being poor

wanna go on art gallery dates with a cute girl x

>>54064885
banter

getting some lad to cum on cara

>>>/r9k/25986833

>>54064853
If you mean the Fountain that's almost 100 years old.

>>54064881
What's the joke?

>>54064752
As I said I'm sure Britain has boats m8 the logistics aren't there issue here, political will is

>>54064881
what's the joke m8

>>54064856
>not sharpening the edges of your aluminium macbook and use it as a death-frisbee to vanquish your foes (which include, but are not limited to, religious zealots, windows users, non-anime fans, and people that aren't fans of Ayn Rand).

>>54064853
tate modern is shite

last time I went I was literally laughing half the time

contemporary art is fucking trash SJW shite dogshit

>>54064929
good lad

think I'm going blind

>>54064913
I just want to buy a VPN subscription, don't really plan on buying anything else.

>>54064893
I have had my laptop for 5 years, it cost me £300.

>>54064903
Do you meet up to exchange girly knickers and tights?

>>54064942
ayn rand had a nice bum in her day

>>54064856
absolutely disgusting

if you use a latop that's thicker then 3cm you're living in the 90s still and i pity you

>>54064932
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. Don't worry, not everyone' brains are wired for culture.

>>54064948
Found the blinkered gutter-plen lads

constant exposure to danger will breed contempt for them

>>54064703
>>54064830
Plus I reckon that even if she hasn't learn it, she might still recognize it and hopefully be a little impressed

>>54064969
What make?

>I bought robinsons orange cordial
I don't like robinsons orange cordial

>>54064962
Mullvad

>>54064982
This is a desktop replacement that isn't a "gamer" laptop
Literally cost about £1200 new 3 years ago

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I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.

>>54064948
same, barely saw anything worth appreciating in there

>>54064862
fair enough, i was mostly joking btw xx
hope therapy works out for you xx

>>54065006
why'd you buy it then you spacker

>>54064984
So I'm guessing that there's no joke and it's just hipsters patting themselves on the back? Cool

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what's the plan for today then lads?

>>54064998
Something from HP. I don't remember the model.

I'll go no more a rovin, with you fair maid.
A roving, A roving, since roving's been my ru-i-in,
I'll go no more a roving, with you fair maid.

>>54065022
mom's gonna freak ahahahahhaha

anyone got the maise copypasta?

looking at you ulster

>>54065019
cheers big ears

>>54065041
>mom
FOY

>>54065010
She's a lesbian m8

>>54065041
>mom's
fuck off yank

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look at my piece of contemporary art

I think it really expresses the inner chaos of modern society and really displays the feelings of the author

would like £250,000 for it thanks

>>54065022
I don't know, haven't had it for like 5 to 10 years I think.. thought it would be a novelty

>>54065030
Stop posting this ugly paki runt

>>54065030

wank and cry

not necessarily in that order

>>54065006
>'people' that put concentrated sugar in their water

>>54064948
found the working class itv watcher

>>54064993
I say go for it then. Can't take that long to learn how to say sorry.

>>54065030
wew

>>54064929
joined in on the banter haha

thinking of walking to the servo to buy a pack of smokes lads

it's real nigga hours (12:17am) but the servo is only a 3 minute and 45 second walk from my mates apartment so i probably wont get robbed xd

>>54065072
It says no sugar right on the bottle... check m8 m8

inb4 aspartame or something

I got a travelcard and walked/used the underground all around london yesterday just for a day out

fucking hell I barely heard any english being spoken the whole day. Not exaggerating, honestly 95% of the spoken words around me were foreign. Felt like I'd gone on a cheap holiday

he's got a brand new car
looks like a jaguar

>>54065076
'ITV watcher' is a great insult 2bh, definitely a distinct group of 'people'.

>>54065064
>Cross in the top right
KKK rorke

>>54064853

the actual building is the most interesting thing there desu

>>54065060
>>54065063
*pulls off his shirt to reveal a communist party shirt underneath*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>54065076
No, pic related is art

>>54065064 this is the average trash you see at Tate "Modern"

>>54065064
>I think it really expresses the inner chaos of modern society and really displays the feelings of the author
lol baby can't into post-modernity .

>>54065102
good lad

going to do so much fucking acid on wednesday lads fuck me

>>54065064
this is exactly what i saw yesterday, the whole place was full of it

>>54063465
who is this semen demon?

>>54065109
>How'd you want your Water pham
>With extra carcinogenic appetite stimulants
>I got you

>>54065065
twat

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>People who like modern """""art"""""
Get in the line

>>54065120
i know haha the type that watch im a celeb and BGT unironically

>>54065132
but why can't traditional art and modern art both be appreciated?

>So what's the deal with Modern art?

Fucking hell.

>>54064853

and the price? 6 billion dollars

art is just an elaborate money laundering strategy, drug dealers create their special little artworks and """sell""" them to themselves for trillions and trillions of dollars.

>>54065103
>3 minute and 45 second walk
how many times have you timed it?

>Tate Modern has a water pipe leak
>caretaker forgets to clean it up and it gets mistaken as modern art
>sells for £250,000

YOu cannot make this shit up

>>54065083
True but I want to say more than just "I'm sorry."

I also need to work on what to actually say to her too; regardless of what language it's in.