/brit/

maisie

FOB

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ANNA

kc airforce

whats an anal vore

fofy = fuck off fucking yank

ylilautanime

>>54039197
hewat

>>54039225
hewat

>>54039226
me

>>54039247
vaginigger slave

this is why everyone are posting joonas

http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/

http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/

http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/

http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/

Got a grand idea lads

just had a 40 minute nap lol

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kpop

>>54039277
no, what is it?

>>54039321
okay

>>54039327
hewat

>>54039331
hewat

>>54039110
Yeah that's what I was thinking.

>>54039132
That's my name.

>>54039135

I can reconcile with that but it's the temperature that makes me think twice.

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>>54039299
ylilauta is shit nowadays :(

>>54039331
>no arse

http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/46330439
http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/46330439
http://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/46330439

go here and call them rasheed

>>54039197

HAWKER PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>54039299
reddit: the 4chan

what is a joonas

>>54039357
hewat

>>54039383
literally joonas

>>54039396
hewat

>>54039403
hewat

>>54039411
hewat

>>54039413
hewat

>>54039299
I'd bet $1000 that that Moldovan poster is the same one who says "/brit/ more like /shit/"

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>Interviewing people on Friday
>Older Lad from South Africa
>Ask him to name a time he's had to adapt to change
>"When Apartheid ended"

>>54039383
joonas

want to attack

>>54039132
>>54039357
Wild guess desu

And yes, it is a tad outlandish. The temperature just varies too much. Unless they live underground like mole people

finished Office Space

good film
suggest more good films

>>54039443
FUck off

>>54039506
'rim

>>54039443
Rasheed

>>54039506
Guardians of the Galaxy
Pulp Fiction
Memento
Interstellar
LotR
The Avengers

>>54039443

>poo peeland

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Alex~

>>54039525
hewat

>>54039533
hewat

Thinking about a Civic VTEC Sport as my first car lads
Insurance is fairly cheap

what is a hewat

w e w lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGZIiqGo1QQ&feature=player_embedded

>>54039551
good
shite
cba
brilliant
shite
shite

>>54039533
literally who

lmao who is spamming their thread?

watched guardians of the galaxy again yestr'een, was better than i remembered but still not on the same lofty heights as antman

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>>54039595
It's Hindi for chebs

>>54039603
You have shocking tastes in films senpai

03
fuck off utterly

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>watched guardians of the galaxy again yestr'een, was better than i remembered but still not on the same lofty heights as antman

>>54039552
4chan tier

>>54039561
vaginigger slave

>>54039601
hewat

>>54039603
hewat

>>54039604
hewat

>>54039625
hewat

>>54039650
hewat

>>54039603
Reddit: the opinions

>>54039625
Antman was a fluke, nobody expected it to be good

kc tire

>>54039603
>guardians of the galaxy
>good
literal children out

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not my best work
heads at too funny an angle

>>54039579
Just like real life, haha

you're spamming the wrong board
thats a sandbox board where threads only last an hour

heres the actual ylilauta main board
http://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/

>>54039718
no keep them here :-)

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TLF

>>54039718
hate capeshit but guardians of the galaxy was good

what is ylilauta

>>54039711
it was a genuinely enjoyable well crafted film

but same, saw the trailer and thought it looked shite

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>>54039718
>oh hello there I'm from the Netherlands

Reminder that yanks are NOT jf

>>54039743
hewat

>>54039743
literally /b/

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Is it acceptable to wear socks with sandals if they are Japanese tabi socks? They were traditionally worn with sandals.

which one of you is ben dilkes

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>why yes, my nation's flag is inspired by aquafresh

what the cunt is this finnish spam bollocks

>>54039765
aaaaaaaaaaaa


pmf
redpill me

>>54039793
Are any of these people real or are bronies just a meme?

Thinking about shaving the hairs around my arsehole 2bh
some of them are a good two inches long

Girls in the US thought I was French lads.

t. kraut

>>54039728
lmao, liking the cupboard one

>>54039840
yilauta is /int/s retarded brother who spawned spurdo speak and the spurdo bear

>>54039763
pick a random child of about five years old and he'd write a better story than that fucking garbage

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>Is it acceptable to wear socks with sandals if they are Japanese tabi socks? They were traditionally worn with sandals

>>54039840
ur nan

>>54039840
joonas

>>54039836
kc

>>54039863
hewat

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>>54039765
pmf

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>why yes, my nation's flag is in fact a cropped version of the Australian Flag

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>Is it acceptable to wear socks with sandals if they are Japanese tabi socks? They were traditionally worn with sandals.

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>Why yes, I am minty fresh

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>>54039918

>>54039826
those are very cute socks on very cute feet tbqh

>>54039875
Girls in the US are stupid

t. lived there as a kid

>>54039908
not finding this very LOLworthy

>>54039898
you must have a blue name to reply to me s0zza

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>Japanese socks? But of course!

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we killed the wrong hitler

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>why yes, I do browse ylilauta
>as the finns say, t. ylilauta pro

>>54039875
Should have gone with it. Frogs are considered sexy af

Reminds me of a greentext in here once of a Brit who was in Germany and pretended that he was an Aussie though it backfired when they ran into two Aussie guys who uncovered his ruse

>>54039978
FOY

>you must have a blue name
what did it mean by this

will be taking some etizolam soon

lads your threads are shit now, what's with all the gibberish?

What should I wank to lads?

>>54039875
krauts thought I was american

charged me extra when they heard my british accent

>>54039918
kc

>>54039952
hewat

>>54039982
hewat

>>54040008
kc

>>54040011
joonas as heck

>>54040027
I just did a cheeky .5mg alprazolam

can omeone please start an instasync, i have some bangers I want to share.

/brit/? more like /shit/ hahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahaha

>>54040011

top kek, as they say

Started this exaggerated fedora gimmick, love seeing how creative people take it. Personal favourite is
>>And if you'll look to the port side of my humble boudoir, m'lady, you'll see my rather impressive bookcase. I would caution against reading the titles of the tomes, however; they would only serve to intellectually intimidate you

>>54040068
fuck off

literal cancer

>>54040028
https://ylilauta.org/hiekkalaatikko/46330439

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>lads your threads are shit now, what's with all the gibberish

>>54040016
>FOY
quite literally fuck off
I will never be a yank

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>instasync

>>54040028
flitznat

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>>54040038
The answer is always Blacked

They have the hottest girls and the best production values

>>54040073
kc

>>54040068

just post them here lad

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>Fedora posters are rabid anti-intellectuals on 4chan.

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>girls

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>>54040056
>Fedora posters are rabid anti-intellectuals on 4chan.

>Ignore them at all costs.

>>54040129
No tits

>>54040134
krautchan?

>>54040093
Hahaha fucking nerd

>>54040129
>They have the hottest girls
they're the same porn whores as everywhere else

>>54040182
Adds to her childlike quality

>>54040228
nonce

Instasync when?

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>porn whores

>>54039765
pmf

>>54040228
nonce

>>54040257
working class plebeian

Want a girl friend lads. Not even a gf.

what was that Blacked copy

same producer white actors

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>Instasync when?

>>54040294
literally why
if you're not fucking them the time spent is not fun

Spam Lisiki

https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/46332905

How do you use your forks lads?

In my family the fork was always tines down and when anything soft (e.g. vegetables) was pushed onto the fork it was pushed with the knife onto the BACK of the fork.

Recently I was at a restaurant and some of my friends would twirl the fork around (tines up) and use it like a spoon instead, scooping up the food with the help of the knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XUAreli4TE

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>Hahaha fucking nerd


>Want a girl friend lads. Not even a gf.


>what was that Blacked copy

>same producer white actors

Are humans just living computers running genetic code in the form of DNA, and can our behavior be explained as just the interaction between running programs in their carbon-based containers?

Looking typically handsome, Orlando cut a casual figure as he sported a baseball jacket and a pair of skinny jeans.

Typically swarthy, he was every inch the big-screen heart-throb.

Meanwhile, separated by just one person, Katy had clearly made something of an effort for their evening out together.

Wearing a chunky-knit roll-neck sweater with a plaid waistcoat, she added a pair of skinny jeans to the mix which deftly showed off her fabulous figure.

Topping the look with perfectly-coiffed hair and some carefully-applied make-up, she was the perfectly pretty pop star.

This latest sighting of the pair, who are rumoured to be getting personal following the collapse of their last relationships, is their third outing and comes shortly after they raised eyebrows at the Golden Globes.

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hey everybody

>>54040369

i just use my fingers

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>Recently I was at a restaurant

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>Are humans just living computers running genetic code in the form of DNA, and can our behavior be explained as just the interaction between running programs in their carbon-based containers?

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>How do you use your forks lads?

>In my family the fork was always tines down and when anything soft (e.g. vegetables) was pushed onto the fork it was pushed with the knife onto the BACK of the fork.

>Recently I was at a restaurant and some of my friends would twirl the fork around (tines up) and use it like a spoon instead, scooping up the food with the help of the knife.

>>54040422

claims he's killed people, dangerous guy

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>Ah 'tis I, the Lancashire poster! I am a bona fide genius. My posts are avant-garde obelisks of charisma and charm whilst you plebs beat your chests like the pitiful apes you are, screaming for your mother to fetch you crisps with a screechng cacophony whilst you post your tirade of trillby images. You only wish you have the élan that I do, now stop posting your insidious comments and simply copy my scintillating wit.

choon here, give it a listen why don't you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNebjh-Smg

>>54040468
he was trained at 'the farm at langley' say no more

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>>54040444
>mfw had my willy sucked over a dozen times but never went down on a girl

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>ah yes i use extra flags

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>>54040541

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>At times, Anon can be a little awkward in his manner of social interaction
>They recognize, at times, he can be "stiff" in his interactions

Lads, did you hear that now transwomen can compete in the female categories at the Olympics?

Thinking of putting on a wing and easily beating all the women 2bh

>>54040303
there's quite a few doing the soft lighting and white background gimmick. X-art and EroticaX spring to mind.

>>54040358
Interacting with girls is entirely different from interacting with lads tbqh.

>>54040626
who said this?

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Moving to London in 5 months. How do I capture an elegant qt? I'll leave all the ageing salgs to u m80s

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Ask a weeb anything lads no holds barred

>>54040626
me willy is quite stiff

>>54040626
what's this from lad?

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>with all due respect sir i do find it most helpful to install the reddit flags function such that my posts gain further recognition and provoke an engaging debate with my online peers

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>Interacting with girls

>>54040663
evaulators. i'm a medfag and we get evaluations as part of our grade when we're in the hospital.

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dryhtleóþ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA

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>That's right, I do make posts that deride people using an Extra Flag extention for their browsers. If only they removed them so we could all communicate in a gregarious and idyllic way about crisps and slags.

>>54040655

pretty sure you couldn't come near the entry standard for any womans event

>>54040713
see
>>54040746

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Marina

>>54040746
im a student OT on hospital placement right now.

all it takes is practice mate. just takes time.

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>do i steal other posters fedora images and use them without their permission? why, but of course do!

Why do women often believe in stupid shit like Reiki healing and astrology?

>>54040837
tbqh i think i'm pretty relaxed around patients. around docs i try to be pretty formal, but really why shouldn't i be? they're not my friends and we didn't play in the sandbox together.

hate this faux-informal american workplace culture

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>Some little runt chats shit to me on youtube comments
>Go to see his profile
>See this shit, lmao

Why am I not surprised? The only sort of shitheads who would get uppity with me are clueless cringey scrotes and pond slime.

>>54040876
Being a woman is a form of mental retardation.

>>54040904

then don't be formal. problem solved.

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>>54040806
nah

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453590747102.webm

>>54040956
the problem is that when i stop being formal i usually go too far and end up saying something inappropriate

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classic wðþcræft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

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>astrology is stupid shit I don't understand how even inferior intellects can't grasp this. if it's not backed by science then it's rubbish

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>Ah, indubitably. I do indeed claim ownership over pictures I exchange on this image board. Why you ask? That's elementary my fellow gentlesir, because they are integral to the personality I am fabricating.

>>54040679
>no holes barred
;) fixed 4 u bbz xxx

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>Being a woman is a form of mental retardation

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charli lads

>>54041016
ok then drop out faggot

lulz

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>women are inferior to men

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>>54041093
this

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>>54041112

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>Why yes I would describe myself as "spiritual".

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Would the queen be qualified for any job if she wasn't the queen?

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>>54041119
good lad

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>women and men are equal

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>>54041093
>>54041119
good lads

>>54041141
Statesmen

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>>54039277

Janny must be slacking

>>54041093
>>54041119
>>54041156
>>54041193
Ugly as sin.

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>>54041141
She served as an ambulance driver and sniper in WW2.

Presumably had she not been queen she would have been one of soldier, paramedic, or model.

So yes.

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>my online persona is underdeveloped

>>54041233
average paki slag

alright she's a bad girl i'm the boss though

>>54041240

>sniper

wot

>>54041141
a mechanic, cause she was one in the war

last one to reply to this post dies

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>>54041290
pop pop pop

watchin niggas drop

>>54041202
you are my thrall

i own you now, you are my property

>>54041294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17VqaLvQQan

>>54041294
k

>>54041141
>A Yank ITT knew that she was a lorry mechanic in WW2 and you didn't
Get out of this country Rasheed

>>54041335

lel what the fuck is that?

>>54041335
what's this from?

>>54040915
>>54040915
You're such a pretentious cunt that you invented a gimmick based around people being less superior to you, lel. Calling other people lesser forms of biological life isn't funny.

Quite a sad man

caligula would have bluuuushed

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>You're such a pretentious cunt that you invented a gimmick based around people being less superior to you, lel. Calling other people lesser forms of biological life isn't funny.
>Quite a sad man

>>54041320

>Yanks celebrate not having a qt queen

Must be Horrible desu

watching ROBIN CALENDAR AUDITION

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>>54041489

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This is the same person

>nords are being out-bantered on their own forum

>>54041489

the monarchy are german and a fucking joke

>royaks actually do the jobs they are assigned in the military


top keke
yes, goyim, it's a miracle that harry and william survived

>>54041526
you can tell

>>54041559
Prince Andrew was literally on the front lines of the Falklands War.

they get specail treatment but they'restill in the firing line

*tips anonymity*

>>54041626
>front lines of the Falklands """""War""""""

>þ
if anyone remembers this gimmick I will fucking scream

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>>54041532
of course she is. You just know she's a slut.

>>54041644
unironically same

>>54041689
:þ

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ordering some italian cheese and tomato bread lads

>>54041681
It's one of the only convential wars in this century

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/music_145232942445241
come join
or not
but it would be fun though

>>54041692
Shame she's not into white lads

>>54041715
head fucking fell off

>>54041681

t. Butthurt Argie

turn it off and on again

>>54040678
Be rich, confident, good looking, tall,smart, ambitious and have lots of important friends.

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>I don't want to stick my dick and/or tongue in every crevice of Charli's body
bit gay innit

Made my first rum tonic of the night

>>54041752
>butthurt
FOY

>>54041791
>cunnilingus
bit gay 2bh

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Should I stay or should I go?

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>why yes of course, my preferred choice of alcoholic beverage is rum

i love how i see new slag pics here every day. where do they keep coming from? your fbs?

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>>54041833
>licking a vagina
>gay
what

>>54041721
>>54041752
boats, planes, subs are not not "frontline"

chinky for dinner tonight lads

>>54041692
Jesus Christ, that dress

>>54041747
Did she say that or is she just a self-evident mud shark?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=134853501&page=1
wew

>>54041839
why would you post this? none of these women are attractive

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If that girl knows where you stay that's poor
Some whore banging on your door what for
Pregnant? What're you talking about, be sure
Fifteen, she's underage, that's raw
And against law 5 years or more
And she wants a score and half of a draw
That's the kind of threat that you can't ignore
That whore got you pinned down to the floor
But it's your own fault, you said three magic words (I love you)
When that's the one for the birds
When you said that she forgot other boys
It's over, you better start buying the toys
There was no intention of her being wife
Now she knows this she's ending your life
It's a real shame you got had by the whores
It's a shame that kid probably ain't yours

>>54041889
>putting your mouth on a place where penises go
>gay
yes

>why yes of course, my preferred choice of alcoholic beverage is nothing because I follow the teachings of Mohammed (pbuh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8-LRxSl9aw

1:15 legend

Lads how can I prevent myself from being sexually arroused? I want to stop with porn and masturbating, but I hate it when I can sexual urges. Can meds kill it off? damn I wish there was an off button.

>tfw 24
>tfw no gf

>>54041891

Alright then Sun Tzu what counts as ''''''''''''''''Frontline'''''''''''''''''' to you?

>>54041889
Is she wearing shorts there ? lmao
>>54041904
just gives off a look

>>54041791
No thanks man, I'd honestly rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

The question on everyone's lips

http://strawpoll.me/6622465

http://strawpoll.me/6622465

http://strawpoll.me/6622465

http://strawpoll.me/6622465

You can only pick one

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>>54041935
by your logic kissing a girl is gay

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>the way a woman dresses is indicative of whether or not she is a slut

>>54041887
mostly instagram and twitter
i also saved loads from threads on /b/

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>>54041923
they are imo

>>54041908
fuking phaggot, negged

>>54041949
>meds
yes anti-depressants destory sexual libido

>>54041977
I would fugg Charli, but marry Marina tbqh

rewatching first series of Fargo

>>54041980
Christ she looks bad there

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>>54041982
I mean...

Want a wank but dunno what to wank over

>>54041923
the middle one is proper fit

>>54041980
it is

>>54041957
benny in the first mummy film

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>kissing a girl isn't gay

>>54042042
>he doesn't like filthy sluts

rasheed

>>54041887
tinder lol. literally endless supply

>>54042030
are you the physics cornwall poster?

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>>54041908

>>54040904
you get used to it. there's a fine line but I know here, doctors that are likeable are outgoing and talk about more than just the patients problems. obviously if you're telling someone they have cancer you don't ask them what they're doing for Christmas, but small things like that in a regular meeting when appropriate are pretty good. if they have kids and the kid shows interest in something but doesn't want to touch it, help show them it and they'll love you.

might go to the doctor, see if i can't get another xanax script

>>54042106
no that's proper cornwall i got reddit flags recently

>>54041943

Gurkhas are mental desu. Saddest thing is that a bunch of them tend to go back to being an agricultural worker earning fuck all after their service is up. and their training is stupidly brutal

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>why yes, as a matter of fact I do constrain myself to the finer pleasures of the woman's body, you see a fine gentleman like myself loves pleasing his maiden and will not hesitate to suckle up the vaginal juices of a vagina

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>>54041923
REACH FOR THE STAAAAAAAAARS
CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN HIGHER

>>54042091
>he likes filthy sluts
rorke

actually conservatives probably don't

oh i do like to be beside the seaside

got a big penis, but never used it (and by "used" i am referring to sexual intercourse, not masturbating or urination)

>>54042166
t. virgin

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>>54041747

>>54042091
>Implying
I know that English isn't your first language Rasheed but try to keep on track

Lads what was the scene where he takes shelter inside the dead horse ment to symbolise

>>54042214
nowt wrong with that

you're a monkey with a brain full of shit

>>54042213
Take up naturism. I have a big dick too and being nudist was the medium I needed for people to spread the word

>>54042216
is that angelina jolie

I want to shag the nastiest of slags lads

>>54042214
coming to 4chan and shaming people for being virgins is like going to pakistan and shaming people for being muslims

>>54041984
>>54042097
clearly not

these slags are from 2006 or something

LADS

GO ON TO YOUR INTERNET HISTORY

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN /brit/POSTING FOR

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lol

>>54042245

that Meme actors are willing to do anything for an Oscar

>>54042245
in what

>>54042245
That the Force is bullshit, anyone with a lazer-sword and know how could survive where a """Jedi""" couldn't

>>54042245
star wars reference

>>54042235
*shudders*

>>54042243
Only religious extremists care about "pure" women

Decide what I should wank over

who /syrian war/ here

>>54042235

>white girls

rank

Do reply character limits vary by board?
Regardless, what's the limit here?

>>54042354
what's wrong with being a religious extremist?

>>54042370
rasheed

If there's one thing I know for sure
You gotta fly for your life
You've got those dangerous eyes
You've got those dangerous--

WE'LL KEEP FALLING IN LOVE
WE'LL KEEP FALLING IN LOVE

O IT'S A MIRACLE
I GOT SPIRIT
I GOT WINGS
I GOT FIRE IN MY LUNGS

>>54042283
this post would make a good banner

>>54042354
That's literally not what I was posting. Holy shit how dim are you?

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>>54042371
No, 2k regardless of board

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>>54042306
too long.
why does it have a button for newest and not oldest?

>>54041721
Lad the falklands war was last century, a century that included a fair few conventional wars including both world war 1 and world war 2