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Americans do no understand how to operate a milk bag. So, I made

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Americans do no understand how to operate a milk bag. So, I made this little picture for them.

You're welcome!
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>>53987454
We had bagged milk in school when I was a kid.
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>>53987499
Let me add, we poked it with a straw and drank directly. no cup business
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>>53987535
You all got a personal bag? Damn, capitalism is wonderful!
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>>53987454
>having it in a pink can
what a homo
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>>53987963
F-fuck you xDDD
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>>53987454
Las see olla, semu.
Haridus ja teadmised on pederastidele, nagu ida pool öeldakse.
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>>53987575
yes. Had a little comic on it too.
>available in white AND chocolate
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>>53988054
Äkki peaks käärid ära kustutama? Mine tea, võibolla mõni saamatu lõikab endal käed otsast ära.
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>>53988003
Don't worry lad, I have an orange one and a red one.
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>>53988159
I have a white one for kefir.
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>>53987454
>milk bag

Honestly one of the most third world things I've seen this week
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>>53988058
Shit, I remember that! Except at my school, we had it in small cartons. I was always the only one to pick white. Once, someone punched theirs while we were in line and I got covered in milk

Such nostalgia for my childhood.
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>>53988192
Now now, it's not our fault your people are incapable of operating things that require more than a two digit IQ. I'm here to help!

Don't shoot the messenger!
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...and although it might seem like a good idea: don't shoot the milk bag!
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>>53988336
It is pretty pointless if you could just buy it in a carton. I never get bags of milk, it's just dumb.
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>>53988336
Why would we use bags when we can afford cartons

That is literally why i'm calling it third world
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>>53988431
It's cheaper in a bag.

+ the environment anon, don't you like care and shit?
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>Milk in a bag
Here I thought Estonia was more civilized than Canada, I guess I was wrong.
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>>53988454
Why would you spend more money for the thing surrounding the thing you consume? That's literally stupid anon.
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>>53988478
>plastic bags are better for the environment than cartons

Holy shit Estonia, your country is embarrassing.

>>53988511
Nigger I don't live in an ex soviet shit hole where the price difference between BAGS and CARTONS are noticeable, its a complete nonfactor
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>>53988478
nah nigga I don't care at all
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>Shitonia literally hasn't gotten WWII technology yet

b-but muh online v-voting
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>>53988494
This desu

My perception of Estonians is dramatically shifting
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>>53988454
>afford cartons
Go be homo with your tetra paks somewhere else
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>>53988549
Don't worry we have all the nonsense consumerist tards are eating up. Even bottles of milk...
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>>53988592
>tetra paks

What the hell is that
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>>53988125
>Äkki peaks käärid ära kustutama? Mine tea, võibolla mõni saamatu lõikab endal käed otsast ära.
Fakk, kohe tuli see Kolumatsi raamatu jutt meelde, kus lapsel näpud otsast lõigati :DDDD

Faking lapsepõlve hirmud :DDD
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>tfw Americans start to hate you
>tfw anons compare you to Canada
Feels good :DD
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>>53988638
Look in your fridge you cheezehead
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>>53988331
good times
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If you don't drink your milk out of one of these bad boys you are LITERALLY third world
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>>53987454
TERVIST THATS DISGUSTING!!
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>>53988704
Man, you realize we have entirely different producers here in the US than in Europe right, especially for you Eastern Europeans
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I don't want to make my country look stupid, but... could you post a quick video? I need more help.
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>>53988735
that's a big jug
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only 2,5%? bullshit. 4% or bust.
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>>53988735
My mother lives in Wisconsin and they buy their milk in bags.

They buy their shit straight from the dairy. Butter and all.
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>>53988783
They are like capri suns w/o straws, think of it that way
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>>53988735
You drink milk straight from the package? But anon, that's barbar behaviour.
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>>53988735
How many liters are in that jug?
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>>53988735
>liking having the vitamins broken down by the supermarket light
Carton master race, reporting in!
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>>53988825
Man... I think I have to see it.
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>>53988842
1.5 I think
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>>53988804
It's for coffee. I don't like the thin film that forms on top from full milk.
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>Mfw Estonia is LITERALLY Canada-tier
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>>53988842
3.78541
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>>53987454
so you just leave the bag open at all times if you don't drink the whole liter at once? I could understand this if it were a small quantity that you're going to use up at once but if it's like a few liters of milk then why wouldn't you want to reseal that shit
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>>53988825
Ours were like a bean bag. You would have a narrow sharp straw that you would stab it with.
You have to cover the straw hole when u stab or it will pour out.

Im 30 so maybe its a generational difference. Also from the midwest.
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>>53988804
Enjoy your clogged arteries
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>>53988735
>having no higher standards for your food than for your windscreen wiper fluid
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>>53988879
And how many liters of conservatives are in there that keep it "fresh"?

>>53988905
Thanks :DDD

You hear that /int/? We are now officially Canada tier! :DD
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>>53988494
I KNOW I KNOW UR BIG HANDS CANNOT GRASP THE MILK BAGS, YOUR ENORMOUS HANDS ARE MADE FOR YOUR HUMONGOUS BODIES AND HOW YOUR GIGANTIC HANDS ARE MADE BY GOD TO BE A PERFECT MATCH TO YOUR GODZILLA FORM
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>>53988801
MEGA
I
L
K
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>>53988953
>And how many liters of conservatives are in there that keep it "fresh"?

No idea, I rarely drink milk and when I do it's fat free usually.

>>53988930
I'm 21 and we didn't have those bags, but I live on the west coast so different area.

We had little cartons.
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>>53988801
for you
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>>53987454
>milk bag
For what purpose
Paper cartons are cheaper and easier to use
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>>53989030
Not here. And I think you mean tetrapacks. Paper doesn't contain liquids well.
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close my baltic friend, let me show them how its really done
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>>53989065
A specialized tool for opening milk bags? And look at how safe it is with the blade all hidden and all. Very cute :DDDDD
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>>53988883
>It's for coffee
Fucking disgusting. Literally who the fuck drinks their coffee with milk? Maybe you put some sugar in there also, to make it taste even more like shit.
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>>53989177
are you retarded or something?
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>>53988760
Even if they are diffrend, how mutch technology do you think goes into those packs, they're still practicly the same

also
>Tetra Pak U.S. & Canada
;DDDDDD
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>>53989060
It's like card stock, but slightly laminated. It costs like .15c to buy
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>>53989177
you da man
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>>53989257
>country of 300m+ all uses the same foreign producer of milk cartons

I know you live in a tiny country but I think you Euros really forget how big the USA is sometimes
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>>53989177
>>53989276
*installs fedora*
>i only drink black coffee

Pls children, go away.
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>>53989060
We use these
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>>53989065
We don't have those, but there's something similar on the end of the safety hammer in uni dormitory. Should work
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>>53989396
We have those too. Small, regular and large size.

Capitalism hard at work: options!
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>>53989515
nice
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>>53989329
>lol, ebin, I called you children because we don't agree on something
Fucking retard.
When I drink coffee, I want to taste it. I don't wanna taste milk or sugar in there. It just ruins the taste completely.
That's why there are so many different coffees in the stores. There are the ones which taste like shit and there are the ones that taste good. But when you add sugar or milk, then it doesn't really matter if you bought the shitty coffee or the good coffee.

t. Kaarel Kohvimeister
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>>53989818
>he doesnt drink energy drinks every morning

pleb :DDDD
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>>53989818
>When I drink coffee, I want to taste it.
What are you poor or something that you can't afford coffee that tastes strong enough so a little milk wont ruin it for your patrician ass?
GTFO retard xDDD
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>live in the new world
>get shot

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/12116707/Canada-school-shooting-La-Loche-school-in-lockdown-live.html
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>>53989818
>t. Kaarel Kohvimeister
more like
t. Ivan Debilovich
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>>53987454
But if I don't get my milk in a jug, what am I going to bail my boat out with afterwards?
Fuck, I use a milk jug as a water bottle at work. I lost two nice 48oz Nalgene bottles in that warehouse already, I'm not bringing in another one. Disposable shit only.
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>>53989969
You don't know you can use a milk bag and then fix shit with it using a flamethrower?
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>>53989882
>drink energy drinks every morning
Please tell me you're being ironic or a 12 year old
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>>53989882
>>53989903
>>53989958
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>>53989958
>t. Ivan Debilovich
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mmmm
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>>53990061
>12 year old
I think he's being ironic since it is illegal to buy energy drinks in Estonia if you're under the age of 16
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>>53990194
>I think he's being ironic since it is illegal to buy energy drinks in Estonia if you're under the age of 16

what
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>>53990194
>implying anyone gives a shit
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>>53990194
>it is illegal to buy energy drinks in Estonia if you're under the age of 16
what the... no :DDD
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>>53990194
Ah yea, we got that law a few years back too, but half of the stores don't give a fuck
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>>53990194
>it is illegal to buy energy drinks in Estonia if you're under the age of 16
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>>53990456
oops I thought that said no fun allowed
sorry lads
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>>53990456
But that shit's nasty, think of the poor children
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>>53990194
how American
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>>53990023
Why would I do that. I already have real heatshrink, why would I need the ghetto option.
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>>53990536
>But that shit's nasty, think of the poor children
Agreed. Basically tastes like liquid sugar.
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It's maito not piimä.
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>>53990555
Did I mention that you can use a flamethrower?
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>>53990565
>liquid sugar.

caramel?
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>>53990623
Corn sugar
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>>53987454
wHAT IS AN "BAGGED MILK"?? helo?
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>>53990621
Why would I need an excuse to use a flamethrower? I'd just use it. Why fuck around with bags?
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>>53990788
Korean tits :DDD
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>>53990953
:DDD?
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>>53992849
I agree, the milk to plastic ratio is better in bagged milk xDD
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Why is your milk carton circular...?
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>>53993147
I don't know... it's like 60 years old or something.
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>>53993206
+ it has measurement lines inside so I think it may have been a multipurpose thing back in the day.
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>>53987454
Eesti is cute

nice scissors m18
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>>53987454
What's the point? A jug does the same thing but better
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I put the bag in a bowl and stab it through the center with a kitchen knife, repeatedly.
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>>53987454
Milk is for babies.

WTF is wrong with you. None of you should be drinking milk.

An animal lactates and you drink its milk? Have any of you realized how absurd this "food" actually is?

God damn you are all so fucking stupid.
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