/brit/

not cara

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>>53964947

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halo

i might go get me some money

my gf

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ANNA

>>53964951
You would think so but that is often not the case

>>53965057
why is your gf letters and numbers

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DUDE

>>53965069
cor

>>53965070
>how can I turn this picture of two cute cats relaxing into a pity party about me?

Narcissistic normies are so tiresome. Glad I don't have a Facebook.

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>>53965098
SMALL STASH LMAO

For England James?

No

For me

>>53964934
Shit film, Di Caprio is such a tryhard

>>53965098
whats that la

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>>53965098
>>53965135

>>53965145
You don't say that

>>53965070
Classic Ruth

>>53965135
me on the right

>>53965135
That's only my coke desu
I have MD, 2cb, speed, shrooms, weed and some benzos as well desu

>>53965162
coke

I need a job, applying to all the ones that appear on indeed and other sites like that, is there anywhere else I can look for a legit job. Don't mind working bad hours.

>>53965189
>>53965206
>doing drugs
fucking eji

>>53965122 (Checked)
blimey!

>>53965145
Rasheed

>>53965225
Don't tell me you haven't went to a coffee shop before.

>>53965225
DRUGS GLORIOUS DRUGS

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When did you realise you were a sperg and/or an asshole?

>often chat-banned from my SC1 group for being annoying
>banned from my first online forum
>banned from one of my first online games
>seen as a little weird in highschool
>not particularly liked in any of my jobs
>been on over 50 first dates but never really had chemistry
>more often than not don't want to talk to parents despite what they do for me
>who knows what else

Even nowadays my close circle of friends say I'm being incendiary on purpose when I really just want everyone to have a fun and interesting time.

>>53965250
:^)

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>>53965083
:)

>apply for a job 10 days ago
>it's still listed
>Applications: Less than 10
>no response

>>53965265
>>more often than not don't want to talk to parents despite what they do for me
This happens to me too. Probably because sperg as opposed to asshole if you don't intentionally act nasty to people

>/brit/

more like /shit/

>>53965308
Well mucker, have ye?

>>53965265
in about year 8 when i threw away all my friends to try and get a reaction/attention.

Essex more like best sex

>>53965265
I was banned from a BDSM club once.

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>>53965098

>>53965337
of course i have been lid

>>53965367
weren't you mean enough for their tastes?

Nowt illegal on me atm desu, 5 tabs of 1p-LSD and that's it

>>53965376
good lad ;)

>>53965206
>did too much coke over the last six months
>my insides are fucking shredded
i barely touched the stuff on monday and i felt like shit the whole week i don't think my system's recovered yet.

not to mention the new gf doesn't think to highly of drug use, which is a bit of a shame.

>>53965265
>incendiary

nice word pham

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should i get a 1P-LSD dropper bottle for £245

>>53965424
I'd probably get prison time for my stash

IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6608316

http://strawpoll.me/6608316

http://strawpoll.me/6608316

>but ethanol, nicotine and caffeine are drugs too!
The difference is that these drugs have a much shorter half-life in your body don't have as much of effect on your biochemistry as, say, LSD or MDMA. If you lads keep taking these bizarre cocktails then you will fuck up your brains.

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I want to cuddle Azusa.

>>53965265
When I started insulting my mate's sister right to his face. Viciously insulting her and he didn't swing for me. Took me a few days before I copped on what a cunt I'd been and offered him a free dig but he didn't take it. Made me realise I was so much of a cunt that I wasn't even worth the effort of punching. I've pulled back now to just being a dick, which seems to go down oddly well with women.

>>53965485
where the fark are you finding all this LSD? would you say it's easy in england to find reasonably good acid? in france it's beyond impossible.

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Doing an outrageous nandos lads

>>53965423
I was drunk. GF at the time was heavy into it and that's fine but when they all started role playing I was laughing my chops off. Couldn't help it.

Reasons paki girls are better than white girls:

Friday dress down at work:

White girl "time to not try and look like a total slob"

Paki girl "time to try even harder and dress better"

>>53965492
thanks detective inspector anon

Alcohol is the worst drug. It attacks every body system, every organ.

>>53965246
What?

THATS A BOBBY DAZZLER

Detective here. Just came here to do my daily evidence recon for the ongoing case being made against the vigilante pakistani known as "ribena" but this thread is a goldmine.

>>53965098
>>53965135
>>53965189
>>53965376
>>53965424
>>53965485
You're all knicked. Thank goodness Mr Hirokatana replies so promptly to all law enforcement IP requests. You will all be getting a knock on the door shortly. Online bragging makes my job so much easier; I'll be chief inspector in no time.

>tfw drunk at least 6 or 7 beers every single night for 4 years
>119 units per week
>6188 units per year
>almost 25,000 units of alcohol

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>>53965542
fuck me im jealous

nearest nandos is 20 miles away though and i need to save petrol :(

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what is his name?

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>>53965485


>>53965496
There is no evidence whatsoever that claims psychedelics cause brain damage. It's conjecture to say say.

You should reseearch drugs it's very interesting even if you don't take them. You end up knowing the receptors in your brain and what they do it's a laymen introduction to neuorscience and psychiatry.

>>53965612
Alfred the Great

>>53965492
Picked yes but don't do it often, do mdma like once a year and thats it (aside from alcohol, nicotine, caffeine etc)
>>53965542
>going to nandos by yourself
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>>53965628
Kek are those xanax bars

>>53965591

>tfw this has been me in college the last 4 1/2 years

holy shit we have drank a lot

>>53965584
>You're all knicked
literally said I have nothing illegal on me
so good day officer :^)

>>53965612
Oscar Wenn

>>53965646
Good lad moderation is the key

power's been down for an hour now lads
fucking bored

>>53965612
Frank Bruno

>>53965595
>nearest nandos is 20 miles away

i live a 10 minute walk away from one and multiple other great restaurants ;)

>>53965584
>police
>investigating pakis

Nice meme

>>53965654
They're pressed. Doubtful they contain any actual alprazolam; probably just some cheapo RC.

about to wank

>>53965692
yeah but i have endless fields and forestry round me and it smells nice too ;)))

>>53965591

do you have really dry hot skin all the time? i think i'm permanently dehydrated due to my drinking.

>>53965612
Lenny Henry

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>>53965189

>>53965628
Not physical damage maybe but it's pretty clear that they can cause psychological damage.

>>53965716
Tell us how it ends

>>53965516
i think the pictures here are mostly of the legal analogs of LSD you can buy online
I've found real acid here and there but it's pretty scarce

How should I sort out my Bass / Treble? New to this audio stuff

List people that are quintessentially British

>>53965595
>living in Cornwall

>>53965516
>>53965750
You can get real LSD from dnms fairly easily

>>53965725
literally live round the corner from a few fields and an apple orchard too ;)))))

>>53965778
all me

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>listen to a thing
>browse 4chan at the same time because add
>realise you havnt taken in a single word after half an hour

>>53965654
Yep. 50 2mg green hulk bars.

>>53965705
Nope. They are proper xanax bars from the darknet. Google green hulk xanxa bars

The other white ones ae generic xanax. The green hulks blow your head off.

>>53965746
Please provide evidence for your claim lad.

>>53965778

Oscar Wilde
James Joyce

>>53965732
no i feel fine during the day but if i try to sleep sober then the fun begins

>>53965778
mo farah and the girl that won bake off

>>53965803
Getting fucked out of my face later on

>>53965778
James May

>>53965803
Alright mate?
The misses has been asked to be a bridesmaid again so she's out with the rest of them after work, means I've got the house to myself for a cheeky bit of Fifa

>>53965612
James Bond

>>53965792
>few fields

lmao

povety tier

i pity you greatly (((;

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>>53965803
get some sleep then wageslaving all night

you get to be born in one country in any year before 1925 what country and what year lads?

Anyone tried nitrazepam

and what's a standard dose of lyrica

that's it lads i'm getting a beer.
won't finish until i pass out. i wonder if anyone will join me.

>>53965782
>not living in glorious Cornwall
One of the few places in Engerland I love.
About 30 years after you move there the locals chat to you all friendly like too.

>>53965803
Do a sad all day and then go to sleep early because at least it staves off the suffering for a while. What about you, lad?

>>53965902
bit early jacques

>>53965849
Good la

>>53965862
Alri la
Gonna have a few cheeky pints as well?

>>53965904
holy shit only 30 years? how welcoming

>>53965896
Ireland 1916. I'd make sure they got that fucking castle.

>>53965930
Might do actually yeah, we've still got a load left over from new year's actually
Long as she doesn't call me asking for a lift again

>>53965862
Heard some stories about what your wife gets up to at those hen parties lad just saying.

>>53965098
>And I touched your face
>narcotic mind from lazed
>Mary Jane
>and I called your name
>my cocaine
I swear I thought it said "and I call your name, Michael Caine" for the longest time

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>>53965925
>tfw no high test nip gf

>>53965925
Time to wank

tried to make some flashcards for revision
they didn't really work

>>53965978
Not my wife yet mate but well meme'd

>>53965888
At least you got your daily ration of trips m8

>>53965914
Started work 40 mins ago
7 hours 20 mins till I'm off then I'll swing by the ol' bottle shop and grab some brews
Go home and get pissed all by myself
:(

the fucking state of BTC right now

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>ring your weed guy
>"yeah just give me 15-20 minutes mate"!
>at least an hour until you get your stuff

who else knows this feel

>>53965926
i'm a bit lonely harry

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>the fucking state of BTC right now

>>53965902
I'd sup with you Froglad.

Tramadol any good?

>>53965970
Is there Uber in your area?

>>53966025
>he didn't jump ship to ETH

rip

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Why can't I wake up from this tranny nightmare

might get the johhnie walker black label out lads

>>53966035
I don't because I'm not a degenerate scumbag

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>the fucking state of BTC right now

>>53966025
Don't get why it matters desu, I buy just before I intend to spend it so it's gone within the hour

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wtf lads

got some random as fuck message from some jap (walk on) i played and beat on chess.com

what do i say back?

funniest reply and ill copy and paste it as a reply

>>53965748
underwhelming

>>53966041
*hugs you*

>>53965902
I would join you desu

>>53966063
lol only time I've used Uber was in San Francisco mate, don't think it's a thing here and certainly not around my way
I could tell her to get a cab, yeah, but I'd probably never hear the end of it

saw hateful eight last night quite enjoyed it lads x

>>53965492
i said yes but it's only weed when people come round mine with it

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>I don't because I'm not a degenerate scumbag

>>53966099
Why not just be nice? Easier to do than to be a complete cunt

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>might get the johhnie walker black label out lads

>>53966035
>ring him after 20 minutes
>"I'll be there in 15 minutes bro"
>ring him after 15 minutes
>"just gimme another 10 minutes lad"
>ring him after 10 minutes
>"I'm nearly there lad ill be about 15 minutes"
>ring him after 15 minutes
>"I'm 2 minutes away lad"
>10 minutes later he finally arrives
>"sorry about the wait, here's an extra 10 bud mate"

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how do I revise lads

>>53966058
>>53966124
cheers

>>53966116
that's kind of you m8

>>53966104
9 minutes m8 you barely made it count. if you're about to shoot your life force out your cock, you might as well aim for a solid 15.

>>53966072

chuck it in the oven

>>53966104
>An eight minute wank

The fuck did you watch?

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>wtf lads

>got some random as fuck message from some jap (walk on) i played and beat on chess.com

>what do i say back?

>funniest reply and ill copy and paste it as a reply

>>53966099
I also look at driver jobs a lot because I'm not qualified for anything else.

>>53966099
They want to know about tact and etiquette from an Englishman. I don't see the problem. Explain to them that they want to say that they aren't a fan of the band, without saying the band is bad. Something along the lines of "It's just not my style".

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do you ever wonder why you deserve a gf? i'm a pathetic loser, even if a girl wanted to be with me i'd only be a negative influence on her life. what could i offer her? doesn't she deserve happiness?

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>>53966099
>chrome

>>53966190
im a 3rd year at uni and still dont really know how to revise kek, i just usually just gamble and pick a few specific things and learn them really in depth and hope theyre on the exam, goat feel when it works, utter despair when it doesnt x

>>53966190
read your revision out loud and play it back to yourself several times so it sticks in your head.

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>>53966041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU

>>53966158
i honestly would do just cba to write

you give me something nice to say and ill send it

>>53966158
i dont mind to much as i love driving and listening to audiobooks/podcasts/music

>>53966221
will do if no else comes up with anything better

>>53966072
Arina as in Arena or Ah-ri-na

>>53966078

I currently have some red, black, blue and this shitty duty free only one called The Adventurer

the cork of the blue actually snapped in half and fell inside, can you believe that? luckily i had an old platinum bottle to decant it into

>>53966237
>do you ever wonder why you deserve a gf?
Yeah when I was like 16 I used to wonder that.

When you get to a certain age and you're life is still looking extremely bleak with no hope in sight, the last thing on your mind is a fucking gf.

>>53966125
Some /brit/ lads were saying it's only in the big cities ie) just London

>>53966191
>>53966200
>not having a 2 minute wank
Why would I wanna waste time wanking? :^)

>>53966279
that's genius

>>53966191
>>53966200
I put barely any effort into my wanks, they're a pragmatic thing for me that I want to get over with as quickly as possible

you may be willing to put in greater effort for greater payoff but quite frankly I can't be arsed with such things

>>53966303
Yeah, I believe it
We've only just got fibre round my way

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>saw hateful eight last night quite enjoyed it lads x

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>>53966237

find a druggie gf

>>53965826
Only got anecdotal evidence I'm afraid. Not enough to satisfy a trained scientist, such as yourself.

>>53966200

My wanks are minimum 20 mins

>you will never be a trillionaire off of Youtube making videos about fucking FIFA
>you will never have a song with JME

fs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBosAirL8ds

>>53966357
>We've only just got fibre round my way
Cornwall

Eager to break the 1500ug barrier lads

>>53966294
Arena. What a cunt HE is

>>53966484
Swing and a miss

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>The "lads" is what bothers me more than anything else. I don't know why it's so fucking cancerous and obnoxious, but it is

>>53966492
Are you on anything right now? I took some LSA and I'm feeling rather good right now

>>53966471
Is this serious? His face makes me think he's doing this seriously but I can't understand why he'd think he could pull that off.

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Was at tesco earlier and picked up some coconut oil (for arse lube). It was £5.99 for a tub ~250ml. Really expensive. Hoping that it works because every artificial lube I've used has caused me irritation.

>>53966471
would rather just be white and be born with a billionaire father 2bh

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>>53966471

>this wanker earnt £3 million in one year from stupid youtube videos

>>53966471
That's shit mate.

>>53966492
what for? AL-LAD? You must be burning through your stockpile lad

Been offered a job
my neetdom will expire in 2 weeks

hmm

>>53966560
didn't pewdiepie get £7 million last year?

>>53966544

Only a flubromazepam afterglow

>>53966190
rewrite the entire course notes a few times and do all the past papers

works for me

except when the exam is total bollocks stuff we never learned fuck you sean

>>53966471
What the fuck is that lamp on his desk at 0:17?

>>53966560
a lifetime supply of bananas

>>53966471
my mum brought my 30 year old mate his book for christmas

found it hilarious 2bh

>>53966607
That shit fucked up my CNS for months.
Couldn't walk, couldn't even stand up without shaking.
Take it easy m90.

http://strawpoll.me/6608505
http://strawpoll.me/6608505
http://strawpoll.me/6608505

>>53966548
dont use it with condoms lad

>>53966595
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>>53966471
i was at insomnia summer this year doing a booth which was positioned near the youtuber stage and the number of kids that were there with their parents to see these random youtube fucks was legitimately staggering

>>53966607
How good did it feel in general? LAD?

>>53966636
what's even in his book

At the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on tablets now for it

>>53966413
So you admit you're wrong. Good lad./

>>53966676
it is time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

>>53966471
funny thing is hes probably way richer than jme

>>53966583

SWIM has only used it once in the past 8 months, as he was getting 3 day panic attacks and had HPPD, but he feels a bit better these days

Annoyed how I've been driving for over a year now and it's still stupid amounts for insurance

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>tfw got an offer for personal tutoring from Phil Galfond

absolutely making it lads

>>53966676
>insomnia summer
Lol, I thought this was gonna be a music festival. A gaming festival? You cunt!

>>53966676
would never take my child to see a youtuber 2bh

>>53966702
Chapter 1
*looks at the camera, awkward pause*
*loud obnoxious laughing*
*falls off chair*

Just got a spoopy phone call I answered it and all I could hear was a static sounding voice sounded like a fucking alien, is this just the signal fucking up>

didn't do very well in my nuclear physics exam lads

>>53966755
mate im fucking autistic of course i went to a game festival, i got free entry and got to spend the weekend pissing about anyway

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>>53963116
what do you think lads?

>>53966804
I've give you one (You) for it

>>53966730
Lack of research does not support either viewpoint lad. You should know that with all the "mind expanding" you've been doing.

>>53966471
JME is literally a walking meme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV65tWCZALI

>>53966841
Worth it.

>>53966800
It's pronounced nu-cooler
Nu-cooler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDCk1X2S00A

absolute choon

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>>53966804

>this degenerate claiming taking psychedelics isn't bad for you

just because it's not been researched doesn't mean you aren't fucking your brain up.

Smelly dumb NEET degenerate drug taking scum.

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>>53966732
>how many of you have austism

>>53966800
Selection rules are a pain to memorize desu.

>>53965070

Banter

>>53966801
Sounds fairly brilliant DESU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpX1bG8opBQ

Really like black girls but there aren't any around here

>>53966901
Rasheed

Wish I wasn't gay lads

>>53966872
FOSY

>>53966937
W I E N
I
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N

>>53966909
he gave the selection rules but asked us to use them for something decaying down to Hydrogen ground state
totally fucked it

also don't know what fermi's golden rule is

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>>53966935
>Taiwanese K-pop singer
>Taiwanese K-pop
>Taiwanese Korean Pop

>>53966901
>t. sheltered boring cunt

>>53966896
the absolute madman

>>53966901
who cares if it's bad for you. it's fun. are you seriously enjoying existence so much that you'd like to prolong it at the cost of enjoyment? go eat a cale smoothie you prude.

>>53966733
>probably

he definitely is lad

>>53966937
How do you feel about there being an advert on British telly RIGHT NOW that takes the piss out of Austria for having no beaches?

>>53966908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-KTFpHRs4

>>53966947
pray the gay away lad

qt at specsavers wrote "Thanks - Gabby =)" on my receipt lads think she wanted me

>>53967015
Any phone number?

>>53967015
>Gabby
bun sket

business idea: steal peoples stuff

>>53966991
Which channel is it on? I have ITV and I haven't seen it.

>>53966989
yeah ik dunno why i said probably hehe x

>>53967015
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>>53966901
Here's how you (and everyone ITT) are going to die, regardless of whether you have taken drugs or not:

>heart disease
>stroke complications
>Alzheimer's / dementia
>cancer
>Potentially: suicide

You're not going to peacefully pass away in your sleep at 92 while the "degenerate druggies" have their faces slough off as they crawl about on their hands and knees after having ingested the latest toxic cocktail.

Might as well live a little while you still can.

>>53967008
I pray every day to Allah but I'm still gay

>>53966935
>shoots them in the dick

wew

>>53967015
Flabby Gabby

>>53967064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO8BSdplDr8

>>53967015

qt at specsavers touched my face

>>53966977
its not a hard concept

>>53966843
What's your thoughts on this? Do you support assisted psychotherapy to settle illnesses such as PTSD, OCD and anxiety?

They used to do in the 1960's and it had great results.

Read these and please don't start using ad hominmes I like talking to you, you have a sound head lad.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4086777/

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1928491/

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23976938

I'm not advocating them for recreational use, I believe they have good therapuetic powers and there is evidence to support my claim. If you're interested read up on the MAPS foundation for psychedelics.

Even if you don't do drugs it's very interesting to read about

.>>53966901
In what way does it fuck my brain up? All LSD does is bind to receptors in your brain and acts as an agonists for neurotrainsmitters that are already in your brain.

>>53966969
How'd you exam go lad?

>>53965069
>taking a picture of her own arse

Fucking whore

>>53967052
hilarious post

had a fucking good chuckle at this

>>53967087
that's because you're praying to a heathen god m8

>>53967079
>alzheimers
Both my paternal grandparents had this. My dad and I are both fucked aren't we?

>>53967079

you forgot the anime nonces
>get bummed to death

>>53966969
Fermi's golden rule is just the projection of the initial state onto the final state via a perturbation term.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi's_golden_rule
Advanced QM gets pretty fucking confusing though tbf, especially for nuclear stuff.

>>53967079
if i get all at once can i claim a prize or something?

>>53967143
>How'd you exam go lad?

alri but not great
might scrape 70 if I'm very lucky 2bh

>>53967120
AUSTRIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

can't wait until they enforce piss testing for JSA, kek the whining of the NEETs ITT will be hilarious.

>>53966935
TAIWAN STRONK
BTFO CHINA
ASIAN QT WINS

>>53967164
ALLAH ACKBAR
*explodes on you*

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>>53966595
be your employers bitch or be the job centers bitch
no winning move m8

Fuck sake I've made two posts and not a single (You) gained
ffs

business idea: shoes

>>53967224
That would be brilliant

>>53967165
Take some

>>53967165
If you;re worried you can try nootropics, they assist cognitive function and prevent mental decay like alzheimers and dementia. They make your memory really good. They aren't druigs they are supplements. A combination of amino acids and other therapeutic substances.

link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007%2F978-1-4615-8149-9_45#page-1http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23976938

Long read but it's worth it.

>>53967200
No way lad, as long as you pass it anyway. Good luck wish I was doing what you're doing 2bh.

>>53967267
go on....

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>>53967252
Here, pal

>>53967120
But we do have beaches.

>>53967246
well, at least that's another paki removed from the gene pool

>>53967274
Is modafinil considered a nootropic?

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>>53967185
was asked to write fermi's golden rule and explain what all the terms mean for 10 (ten) marks
not a bad question 2bh

maybe you know how to do this one

>>53967274
need 70% average for a first

>>53967079
if I ever get alzheimers I hope euthanasia is a thing by then, it's really horrible

>>53967285
you wear them on your feet and they keep them warm and dry. gonna be huge i reckon

>>53967308
it was merely a flesh wound

Posting CV for my m8, poleaboo, hope one of you lads could hook him up with a job

EDUCATION .

Sept 2011 - March 2015
The Robert Gordon University
Diploma of Higher Education Accounting & Finance

Subjects studied included:
Finance for Business Decisions A
Personal & Business Finance - A
Introductory Economics A
Quantitative Business Techniques A
Financial Decision-Making A
Advanced Business Law A
Financial Accounting B
Management Accounting B
External Reporting B
Business Ethics - B
Business Law - B
Management Concepts B
Business Creation & Growth B

Sept 2007 - July 2009
x College
A Levels:
Mathematics B
Chemistry C
Biology C
AS Levels:
Physics E
Key Skills Level 3

Sept 2002 - July 2007
x High School
GCSES:
10 Subjects grade A-C; including Mathematics B, English Language B, English Literature B

>>53967307
>Go to onthebeach.co.uk
>Austria not even on the list of destinations
BTFO

>>53967327
Yep. Anything that boosts cognitive function is technically a nootropic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mS7jtBgHNg

>>53967307
c-can i move to austria with you

if you work somewhere that sells muffins, I will fucking track you down and kill you if you use paper cups. I don't know how many times I've had the whole bottom crumble the fuck off and make a mess because the fucking paper stuck to it. If you do this, kill yourself.

>>53967363
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

Aug 2013 - Exclusec
Security Steward

Major responsibilities included:
Ensuring the safety of the participants of the event and the general public
Maintaining friendly relationships with the public through communication

Sept 2013 - x Ltd.
August 2014 Accounts Assistant

Major responsibilities included:
Creating purchase invoices
Processing employee mileage and expenses claims
Preparing monthly payment reports
Preparing monthly figures reports for management
Performing monthly quality audits in order to maintain compliance with ISO 9001
Maintaining filing of documents,
Receiving and making calls to clients

Oct 2014 - McDonalds
May 2015 Crew Member

Major responsibilities included:
Making customers feel valued, maintaining and fostering good relations with them
Managing taking and serving orders
Working as part of a team to improve efficiency
Handling cash

June 2015 - Codonas Amusement Park
Sept 2015 Ride Operator & Arcade Attendant

Major responsibilities included:
Operating various amusement park rides safely
Customer interaction
Understanding and enforcing health & safety regulations
Understanding and enforcing gambling regulations
Working as part of a team to open and shut the park attractions
Training new staff members
Ad hoc tasks such as cleaning in the event of heavy rain

I've been linking /b/tards to /brit/ threads and telling them it's "meme central" for about a 2 weeks now. I have noticed the increase in normies and an overall decrease in post quality, and it's all thanks to me.

You're welcome.

>>53967327
>Is modafinil considered a nootropic?
Yes

>>53967079
made me feel a bit faint reading that

i hope they dont hurt to much

death's so scary ;-;

what are the latest hip and happening gimmicks in /brit/ lads? in particular has anyone got a lisicki peeking out of the windows xp bakcground?

>>53967408
KEY PROJECTS .

Preparing a reports and presentations concerning the hypothetical creation and operation of a sandwich retailer in the local area and the simulated created of a computer manufacturer, these were team projects

Report using PESTEL framework analysing the reasons a selected firm is suffering in the external business environment

Up-Selling items to customers at McDonalds, I have achieved and surpassed targets by knowing when to time questions and how to present propositions
SKILLS .

Writing - The ability to write clear, comprehensive and grammatically correct documents, the experience for which I have gained from preparing academic coursework throughout my academic career and reports to management while working at

Strong Research - Capable of using the library and the internet to locate and retrieve valuable information, I have done this when completing academic assignments

Teamwork - I have worked as part of a large team at McDonalds and smaller teams at university and through which I have learned how it is appropriate to communicate and how company efficiency can be improved through specialisation

Interpersonal - Working on the front counter of McDonalds required constant communication with both coworkers and customers. This experience highlighted both the need to listen to the needs of others and how to express my own requirements and understanding

Computer - Proficient in the use of Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint

Communication - Completed a presentation as part of the Management Accounting module on my course; it involved a PowerPoint presentation which helped to develop my verbal communication and confidence speaking in front of an audience

>>53967274
joe rogan is always shilling nootropics
always been tempted

>>53967416
fuck you

>>53967416
>/b/
>normies

if by normies you mean autist memer 15 year olds then sure m8

>>53967363
>>53967408

Forgot the part where you got done for being a pervert lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY
me rn

>>53967079
Well I buried both my parents to cancer - pancreatic dad and extensive small cell lung liver thing mum. I'm planning on something exotic like Ebola or Aids. I mean with aids theres 20 years of hiv fucking before its full blown immune fuck up. Shame African women and men look identical cept for tits and dicks.

>>53967363
Generally speaking its best just to put your highest level of qualifiation on your CV.

>>53967416
Have to admit lad that is some solid banter

>>53967465
Time management - Managing taking and serving customer orders alongside any ad hoc tasks. It differed from projects and assignments at and University as the time periods allocated to accomplishing each task were shorter.

Organisation - Multiple project deadlines have been close together often in my academic career, I have been able to complete projects on time and to the best of my ability

Leadership - Former co-president of my high school chess club, I also organised a school-wide tournament in which I was placed 2nd, furthermore I assumed the role of leader in a recent team project

Self management - During periods where tasks provided by management are low I am capable of finding additional ways of contributing to the organisation such as maintaining stock levels at McDonalds or working on spreadsheets at .

Learning - I am capable of learning new job specific skills both on the job and theoretically

Salesmanship - Up-Selling large meals, offers and products to customers
INTERESTS
.
I enjoy wide variety of genres Japanese animation, film, video games and American comic books

A keen follower of the sports of Boxing, MMA and Professional Wrestling; they have rich histories which I am also fond of researching

Video games have taught me the values of perseverance, logic, problem solving, the advantages and necessity of learning new strategies and when playing new games I must also learn new control schemes

Discussing the above listed interests with others is both the most enjoyable aspect and largest benefit of having these interests, there are large and varied communities with whom I can communicate with and has developed strong interpersonal skills

Dislike living with girls

They just constantly fake giggle at nothing

Like seriously one of them just went downstairs and they didn't even say hi they just giggled at each other

What the fuck is that

>>53967473
naa /b/ has a lot of normies as well
if you mention 4chan on reddit, they thiink /b/ and join in the fun

>>53967330
Euthanising people with Alzheimer's is actually really hard in itself. Lots of people who have the disease want to die but even in places where medical euthanasia is legal there are loads of checks in place where the patient has to give consent.

And with Alzheimer's, even though a patient might be clear headed one day and perfectly able to coherently describe their wish to die, at the time of the next check they could easily be having a bad day and suddenly they find themselves unable to say that they want to die.

So it's a fucking nightmare even for those with the sense to want to be killed. Your best bet will be to kill yourself as soon as you get the diagnosis, while your mind is still there.

got that friday feeling lads

saw a girl from my primary school today and she recognised me

haven't seen her in about 10 years and didn't know she goes to this uni 2bh

>>53967473
/b/ is the most entry-level normie board there is

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>>53967452

Newest gimmick is anime related memes

>>53967450
>tfw no qt spastic bf

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Servaty


>philippe servaty.
>engage in sex with over 80 Moroccan women,
>promising them to take them to Belgium
>asked them for sexual photos as souvenirs
>ejaculate on the face of veiled woman
>having another woman kneel, bound, and gagged
>urinate on her
>At least one of the women filed a complaint to the police in Morocco
>The police arrested her, as well as many of the other women pictured, as posing for pornographic photos is a crime in Morocco
>attempted suicides
>several have disappeared, either in hiding or murdered by their families in honor killings
>Families of the photographed women have placed a bounty on his head

You can't make this shit up.

>>53967416
Cheeky/10

>>53967527
>and she recognised me
Did she smile or have a look of bewilderment and disgust?

>>53967143
Tbh, from what I've read and seen, LSD seems to make people more impressionable (probably why governments were experimenting with it for mind control/interrogation stuff), so I'm not surprised that combined with counseling/psychotherapy, it can have some beneficial effects for people with mental issues. That doesn't mean it's good to self-medicate with it though, it's a powerful chemical and could mess you up even if you're not careful.

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>>53967530

>>53967527
Gonna shag her, lad?

>>53967416

thats just called confirmation bias mate. nothing has changed in reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DHrOeqwcA

>>53967541
IM LITERALLY HERE

RIGHT HERE