Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53956588

1st for my penis

3rd for まゆゆ

third for my kyst

>>53956588
>>53956616
>>53956619
samefagot

>>53956626
When I was learning French it annoyed me how it doesn't really distinguish between "this" and "that".

>>53956616
>>53956619
>>53956639
>>53956641
>>53956650
faggot

>>53956588
乙
なにこのさかなくんw
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad3o8bSWyXQ

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>>53956619
>>53956639
>>53956641
>>53956650
>>53956660
>>53956670
BONKERS

>>53956588
乙です

プロキシ使用は心の病気

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First for psycho ギャル gf.

PeruとTakahiroははじめから病気

>>53956761
The guy is dying.

>>53956698
The guy is dying.

日本人になりたい

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sometimes I feel bad because no women found me worthy as a male

>>53956978
Neither do any males

韓国人>>>>>>ジャップ>>>>>>>>>>>>バカ外人

>>53956978
Not just women lad

>>53956978
Don't worry,you shit skin peru.
I don't find you worthy as a human.

>>53957075
Cool proxy

>>53956978
>worthy as a male
you mean as a human not as a male right?

>>53957075
ゴキブリ>>>>>韓国人>>>>>>You.

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I was born at the year of the rabbit

Is the rabbit good? I wanted to be the dragon

ゴキブリになりたい

Japanese girl just offered me 10,000円 for a month of English lessons

>>53957182
rabbit is good food

>>53957206
you are paid in yen?

>>53957206
That's cute lol.
But that's really low lol. Unless you're only gonna do five hours worth of lessons a month

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>>53956938
日本人として生まれたらよかったのに...

>>53956828
She will probably cut his balls with her nails.

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KOREA

>>53957182
http://myanimelist.net/anime/28221/Etotama/characters
Compare to the characters from Etotama, I'm boar.
Free tip, usa is short for usagi

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JAPAN

>>53957182
>rabbit
kawaii

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>>53957206
Iirc you earn 32000 yen a day from teaching English

4000 yen a hour 8 hours

She is ripping you off

だからコリアンスレを独自につくりゃあいいだけだろ

>>53957268
the important thing was th girl i think not the money XD

>>53957193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEXokSxZBI

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korean

>>53957254
When will NZ get a new flag?

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japanese

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>>53957286
Thank god my girlfriend already is fluent in English

who said that japanese males are manlets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZh7qdKpKsg
most of them are pretty tall

Urinara fucking love poop nida

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Japanese

いいからスミダはどっかいけよ

>>53957366
they are young generation

>>53957356
what is the average level of english in Japan

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Zainichi

>>53957438
not as bad as they say, and by girlfriend he meant Hatsune miku. Don't indulge him. He likes to be asked questions he refuses to answer

>>53957428
of course old generation will be short

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>>53957356
>Thank god my girlfriend already is fluent in English

Your Moe body pillow doesn't count as a girlfriend.

>>53957182
I didn't realise you were that old
Or are browsing this site illegally?

>>53957356
but Luka is better at English

>>53957462
thanks

>>53957366
>tfw no gaijin exchange student to go bowling with
why live

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>>53957438
No fucking clue desu, They never ever speak it except for when I talk to girls studying English at university

A group of them fell head over heels when they handed me a English vocabulary book and I was able to read all the English phrases very clearly and fast with no accent

Random people that I talk to say they speak absolutely none of it though

>>53957221
Yes
>>53957235
Yeah something like that, but I'm amateur so I see this as experience
>>53957268
Do you need a cert/diploma or something? Cause I have none of that.

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>>53957612
You need nothing, (you do not even need to be a native speaker) I do not know exactly what you earn but the 4000 yen number is usually what is thrown around

You will go through a interview process and if accepted you go straight to teaching after a few introductory days

"makoto" kek what a shitty name

>>53957609
>with no accent
I doubt that Sven

>>53957320
NEVER

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>>53957182
おおそうか、よしよし
俺、boar、いのしし

>be me
>be English teacher in Japan
>get paid to play educational games with children
>get paid to read about my student's dreams and ambitions
>have access to unlimited tea and coffee in the staff room
>can buy Lawson Kara-age kuns when I please
>Hi-chews all day urrday


>>53957612
Please don't listen to>>53957705
he doesn't seem to have any clue what he is talking about. Do your research on your own.
English teaching jobs in Japan vary a great deal so there's no point asking here. But I can tell you for sure if you're making 4000 yen an hour and you're not a native speaker and you have no qualifications, you are also not working 8 hours a day. It is damn near impossible to get a job as a non-native speaker, but if you're making 4000 an hour, you are doing private lessons and you're lucky to get 3 a day.

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>>53957822
Stop being so rude, I took what I got from Gabas recruitment page

To teach for them you need nothing

I do not know exactly what you earn as I mentioned but people usually say its around the 4000 yen mark

>>53957268

U wot m8??

There are no full time ESL jobs in Japan that pay 4000 an hour for a full 8 hour day haha u havin a laugh?

Eikaiwa pay works out to like 1500-1800 yen an hour.

There are 4k an hour jobs but they are generally limited hours. For example, ECC's kindergarten program thingy pays 4k an hour but the hours are very limited. It's like a few hours a week.

That pay full time would work out to like 640,000 yen a month. full time ESL teachers make like 250,000 a month bro. You're daft.

>>53957438
Fun fact: Nobuo Uematsu, the famous video game composer majored in english.

We had a young woman who works in a international company in Tokyo as guest in class once and her english was fluent. Teacher said that quite a lot from Tokyo are rather proficient

>>53957822
>private lessons
Gee I wonder what they teach there

>>53957919
Sorry for being rude. I just see you as a troll, so when you start talking about things you don't know anything about, coupled with your history of calling English teachers in Japan scum, trash, and not worthy of respect, I get suspicious and come at you hard.

>>53957263
うわ、ムリムリ
すごい気持ち悪い・・・

>>53957919
Didn't you say you were going to get a 3D girlfriend soon? What's the hold up for

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>>53957995
これならどうだね
キムチ女でも満足できるだろう

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>>53957987
I might be a trolling cuteposter at times but dont you dare tell me that I have implied that I look down on English teachers because I do not
I have on the other hand said that English teaching in general seems to be looked down upon over here but that has nothing to do with my personal opinions

>>53958078
Takahiro has pulled himself together quite a bit actually. He looks cleaner bald

>>53958094
I thought you are leaving Japan soon.

>>53958094
>I have on the other hand said that English teaching in general seems to be looked down upon over here
But this is literally not true.
See why I have to be strict?

>>53958126
This is what I hope, really.

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kpop

>>53958094
>English teaching in general seems to be looked down upon over here
I think the only place its looked down upon is on 4chan.

>>53958170
More specifically, only on this board.

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>>53958066
Did some small attempts like refreshing my ockupid and interpals etc but still cant be bothered to take it further

Talked with a lot of qts during a meet a gaijin meetup, it was quite fun and I ended up talking to a lot of people and rubbed some bellies and got some facebook adds and so on

>>53958242
I hope you rub more than bellies next time

>All this hate for english teachers.
It's different for German, right? We're cool, right?
Not that I have any plans for the future. Would be nice to have done though

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>>53958131
That is just the impression I have got

I did write >>>Seems<<< after all

>>53956588
Who's that paki looking fella in OP's picture?

>>53958337
Can I ask what gave you that impression? Besides this website

>>53958311
We respected Germany when you were making honest cars and not welcoming dishonest immigrants.

>>53958338
fish specialist.

>>53958337
How often do you speak with Japanese people and how often do your talk reach the subject of English teachers in Japan?

>>53958338
さかなクン

>>53958338
Immigrant from pakistan

>>53958279
rub benis :DDD

>>53958338
He is from Gunma

>>53958311
>We're cool
why do you think so?
I don't think German is not cool, but why do you think you are cool?

>>53958379
and about French teacher ?

>>53958379
Yeah sorry about that. Wet can still be friends though.

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>>53956588
クソスレ立てんなクソ外人

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>>53958370
The whole English teaching in Japan being a bit of a irl meme among people I talk to since they tend to take jabs at them

This American guy also was really pissed because a lot of people did not like him and said that straight into his face

My friend had a problem with his girlfriends family because he was a English teacher and it took a while for them to accept him

And just all around general complaints about the profession on the internet and how some guys are treated like shit

None of the guys I have talked to that is not English teachers say they are treated just fine

>>53958476
I have no negative feeling against French teachers, but I hate a type of girls who learn French.

>>53958509
まゆゆをいじめるな
このくそったれ

>>53958487
There are no friendship between nations.
Just mutually beneficial arrangement.

>>53958509
この言いぐさ
お前が出ていけ

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>>53958420
English teaching always come up since most of they guys I talk to are just that, they say it is pretty shit

The Japanese I talk to just say that their teachers aint very good

I do not hang out with people that much but when I do go out to gatherings and such I end up talking to one hell of a lot of them

>>53958455
Just talking out of the ass. Just replace cool with good.

Reminds me, I'm often wondering how japs would do with polish. Must be a bitch to speak for you guys considering all these consonants

>>53958509
Takahiro please go(リポート済み

>>53958541
I am not an English teacher, but I know a couple. Based on that and my general perception, Japanese attitudes toward English teachers range from thinking it's cool/glad you're here to teach English to simply indifferent. Japanese don't really give a shit about English teachers. The vitriol and trolling comes from other foreigners, principally online.

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The Winter Shogun will come in this weekend.

>>53958546
but is French commonly teached in Japan ?

>>53958725
It's one of popular choices for college students for their second foreign language requirement.
I myself studied French for 2 years.

>>53958721
general winter?

>>53958725
taught*

>>53958833
yeah sorry not the best in english thanks to correct me

>>53958711
This, I mean I couldn't give the slightest fuck about French/German/Chinese teachers over here. I say good on them if they're making money and contributing to the economy. Don't know why it'd be different in Japan.

>>53958379
>Germany
>making honest cars
... I hope you're not trying to make irony joke

>>53958711
Well, it does depend a lot on the person.
My first Spanish teacher was a spainiard and could barely form a german sentence. Pupils were climbing the fucking blackboard while we watched a video.
My jaoanese teachers were all nice, but since we all voluntarily took it up, it was a lot more chill. Still, i had the feeling they all tried their best to teach. They also more seemed to just happen to end up as japanese teachers here. One of them also put some effort into pronouncing our language in the past with the l and r thing

>>53958915
>過去形

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>>53958915

www

>>53958906
Maybe we respect English teachers who take their profession seriously and try their best to make their students better at English.
But it seems that there are so many "teachers" who decided to teach here just to live in Japan.
It's hard to respect people like that.

>>53958810
This winter is not cold, but the cold air mass is so cold. We must be careful.

>>53958788
noice i'm actually seeking a way to study in japan by a partnership with my college but there's not many possibilities

>>53958984
I've met many more people who seem to like that people want to live in Japan. I bet for most English teachers it's a mixture of both wanting to live in Japan and wanting to actually do their jobs well. But at some level what you're saying doesn't make sense. Think about it. We can't teach English as a foreign language in our own countries. At a fundamental level, the profession requires us to want to live in foreign countries. Do you really want teachers who DON'T want to live in Japan teaching you English here???

>>53958994
すいません例年通りという意味ではなく冬将軍という意味でgeneral winterと書きました

>>53958721
冬幕府バンザイ!

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>>53958984
Yes I was just going to write that

It seems (>>>>SEEMS<<<<<) that there is a lot of people that just abuses the teaching visa to just to be able get here and fuck about for a year and barely giving more then bare minimum during work hours

Is that really the case with language teachers in other countries?

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>mfw I don't win the lottery

>>53959071
>We can't teach English as a foreign language
immigrants.

There are other ways to come, live and work in Japan, but a lot of people think it's easy to teach us English and use it as a ticket to Japan.

>>53958984
That's what I assume a lot of foreign tutors do when they come to Australia, why is the fact that they want to live in your country a bad thing? It's much better than if they didn't.

>>53959182
what does it speaks about ?

>>53959234
Celebrity Becky in hot water for having a thing with a man who already had a wife.

>>53959234
ignore him
it is scandal about celebrity

Who is this Becky person?

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This is my dinner tonight, lads. What did you guys eat?

>>53959071
I think he means that the unqualified and undedicated native English speakers who teach English just for working visa are hard to respect.
They don't care about teaching and students, just want to have fun in Japan for a couple of gap years.

おはよ

>>53959284
she's cute tho

>>53959191
Lottery is a tax on fools.

>>53959194
>why is the fact that they want to live in your country a bad thing?

I didn't say anything even remotely like that.
All I'm saying is that if they are teaching English, they should be serious about it.

>>53959315
スパゲッティ
ソーセージ
レモンティー
アイスクリーム

>>53958656
Germans are cool? hmm..
it's certain that German "language" is so cool though...

a few days ago I did post at /deutsch/ in German, but no one believed that I'm real Japanese
even though they saw my awful English
and they said to me "you have to show your passport or some such thing"
(well, certainly they're cool in a sense)

so, I'm considering to get a passport, I never go to overseas tho

>>53959150
You can't just say some random thing hoping it slips by because you emphasize the word seems.
If something seems to you a certain way, there should still be a reason. So what something seems to be to you can still be evaluated. Your impression of something is perfectly capable of being called intellectually irresponsible or plain wrong.
And it's both in this case.

And I don't even know where to begin with the bare minimum part. Like, when you have a job, you are paid to do that job. If you're doing what is required of you, why should that be faulted. If an employer pleases to require more, then they can do that and seek people who will do it.
That should never reflect poorly on the person employed in the position. If someone wants to do more for free, that's wonderful. But that doesn't mean people who don't are bad people or bad teachers or whatever.

Anyway, you might try teaching for a year and see if things still "SEEM" that way to you. People who are not teachers have all sorts of criticisms of teachers that are always way off the mark. I am not even sure what the bare minimum is, but I guarantee you that if I get an email on Saturday night when I least feel like engaging with my job, I suck it up.
Any teacher would, because it is way worse to be unprepared in front of a class of 12 year olds who have no fault in the situation.

>>53959193
Immigrants to a country don't need to take classes to learn the language. They do much better just living their lives and will always out pace anyone taking a class in terms of their progress in the language.

Also, they can rarely afford classes.

>>53959424
>アイスクリーム
寒くないの??

>>53959315
Bad:
Instant noodles
Gyoza with mayo

Good:
Kirin beer

>>53959471
It's hot inside though.

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>>53959350
I want to believe

>>53959425
>getting a passport just to prove you're japanese on a nigerian window cleaner board

>>53959471
日本でも冬でもアイスクリーム食べるでしょ。

>>53959418
>All I'm saying is that if they are teaching English, they should be serious about it.
But you don't really know of anyone who isn't serious do you?

>>53959316
>I think he means that the unqualified and undedicated native English speakers who teach English just for working visa are hard to respect.
>They don't care about teaching and students, just want to have fun in Japan for a couple of gap years.

Yeah. What I am saying is that such people don't exist to the extent people think. This whole thing is a byproduct of the rampant trolling that goes on here and in similar places on the internet.
The vast majority of English teachers in Japan are qualified and educated. The vast majority teach English as a foreign language as their career. They do nothing else and won't do anything else until they retire.
This is basically a huge strawman. Yes, the idea of an English teacher coming to Japan to fuck around and who doesn't actually give a shit deserves no respect and is a joke. But DO THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST??
Show me who they are.

>>53959310
a hooker

>>53959566
参院選があるから政府が何もしないわけないじゃん

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>>53959315
アメリカ人の癖に不健康そうな物食べているな

>>53959436
There are a lot of Japanese teachers who teach Japanese to company expats, foreign students, manual laborers, and those who married to Japanese.
I said immigrants because I assumed that there are lots of people who migrate to English speaking countries without knowing enough English. I also hear that a lot of them stay that way for years.
Anyway there are lots of ways to teach English in English speaking countries.
I'd expect those who teach English in Japan to earn that sort of experiences before coming to Japan... for at least 2 years or something. Like the case for other professions.

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>>53959436
Jesus christ, starting to think I am getting baited

I have already given reasons as to why I have gotten that impression

One thing for sure is that there is at least a general understanding in that not everyone that comes here to teach English do so because they are so in love with teaching and having a profession riddled with those kinds of people is not exactly beneficial towards its reputation

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>>53959504
Literally the only reason I got mine m8

>>53959640
CHINESE

>>53959689
大根汁と焼きそばは日本食だよ。

>>53959670
>paid the government money to get a passport just to impress people on a kazakh oil rig workers' union notice board
>then decided to go to new zealand
That 本 looks weird. Do Japs really think that looks fancy? It's retarded and hard to read.

>>53959689
hey F(agoot) , have you ever been in indonesia - jakarta?

"だからjackが嫌になる確率が高いね"

Can someone translate?

>>53959656
Unfortunately no one is born with experience. Teachers have to train somewhere. So if everyone thought like you, then new teachers would never get jobs.

Setting that aside, if you have a problem with people being hired for teaching jobs that require no experience in teaching, your issue is not with the people who take them. Those people could actually become quite good at their jobs with a year of experience especially with some guidance. Your issue is with shitty JAPANESE companies and the foolish people who keep them in business.

>>53959804
"Because there is a high probability that Jack will say no/be reluctant."

>>53959804
So the possibility of that Jack will dislike it is high.

>>53959854
Oh shit yeah, I mixed up だから and から

>>53959772
I have been to Bali

>get motivation back to learn japanese
>go and try to read LNs again
>go decently well a couple of pages in
>man I'm not as bad as I thought i was
>read a few more pages
>completely lost
Every time. Then I stop trying for a couple of weeks as my motivation is gone. Once I get past the first milestone I feel like this will stop happening.

>>53959640
食べずにいられない... アメリカ人の遺伝子は強すぎるから。助けてくれ。;_;

>>53959769
>>paid the government money to get a passport just to impress people on a kazakh oil rig workers' union notice board
Worth every dollar desu

>>53959659
>not everyone that comes here to teach English do so because they are so in love with teaching

If even 20% of the people in the world felt this way about their jobs, you'd be on to something. But actually most people do their jobs because they have to pay bills. It's not as romantic as "this is my passion" but that's how it is. So do we stop respecting shop clerks and garbage men who have higher aspirations and are not in their dream job? Why do English teachers in Japan get bashed if they use this job as a stepping stone or as a way to pay bills but not shop clerks, garbage men, office workers, bus drivers, etc?

>>53959807
>Teachers have to train somewhere
They can volunteer. Or degree specifically in teaching English as a foreign language.

>with shitty JAPANESE companies and the foolish people who keep them in business

I hate them too.
Also I don't like that our government is issuing the work permit to those who don't have enough experience in teaching.

Japan is short of computer programmers as well, but people with no experience won't be able to come and be a programmer here.
Why should English teachers be treated differently? The whole system is making the English teaching profession "something anyone can do."

>>53959670
nice

then I have to prepare a transcript of the family resister, about 15000 yen, and my photo
my photo('A`)

おやすみ~

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みんなおやすみんなさい
質問があります。
"Am I imposing?" って日本語で言いたいです。
英語では、"I don't mean to impose..." か "I'm not bothering you, am I?" って言えります。
「僕は課しているんだの?」って正しいですか?

>>53959928
Every time you study, you know more than you did last time. Take it as slow as you need to. I go through the same thoughts from time to time.
がんばって!I believe in you

>>53960043
I already accepted my fate that my passport photo will be ugly no matter what

>>53960082
おやすみなさい

>>53960130
what is this ?

>>53960100
how about 「ご無理でなければ」?
"if it's not too much trouble..."

>>53960038
>They can volunteer.
If this were a thing, you'd be complaining about volunteers teaching english without experience though.
>degree specifically in teaching English
this is still not experience, which is what you're complaining about.

>I hate them too
not "too"
they should actually be the only things you take issue with. What you have is people without experience at least trying. And after a year, they will be much more experienced that even someone with a degree in teaching EFL.
You clearly don't have your issues sorted out.
Are you worried about the status of the profession? or are you worried about the quality of education people are getting? or are you worried about people fucking around on free visas? You seem to have no idea.

>>53956588
なんでさかなくんがガングロになってんのwww

>>53960119
you're cool and breve, maybe an ikemen

>>53960214
He was doing Will Smith

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>>53959504
>>53959670
Post passports from around the world
>>53960173
It's to someone I'm already talking to, so that might not work. I sense they don't want to keep messaging me, but rather than just cut them off or keep talking until they cut me off, I'd like to ask them "I hope I'm not imposing or anything!"

I know they'll be polite and say I'm not, which is fine because then I get to keep practicing Japanese with them. But I have to address it.

>>53960245
*brave

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>>53959983
Oh come on now

There is a very big detail that you completely forgot in your hiss fit to argue

A garbage bag is going to be picked up regardless of how the person doing the job feels

I am still going to get my pinku sushi regardless of how the shop clerk feels about his job

The bus is still going to go from point a to point b even if the bus driver hates his work

The office guys is a bit of a gray zone but that is the companies problem is it not?

Have you realized it yet?

Tarou pays for his English lesson wanting to get as much out of his hard earned cash as possible and he can either get Experienced Harry or Pillow fucking bob and depending on who he gets decides on what he gets out of his money due to an dedicated teacher obviously being more effective and that is most probably the reason why the students are so fucking blunt when they feel like they have not gotten what they wanted out of the lesson due to to getting pillow fucking bob instead of harry and in turn feeling cheated and then pissed off tarou goes around saying how he fucking hates English because he only get pillow fucking bob all the time, we both knows that bad experiences cement harder then positive ones


Anyway its 10 a clock and its time for tea, see you tomorrow

>>53960100
>"I don't mean to impose"

You could say something like:

迷惑をかけてすみませんが...

失礼しました...


>僕は課しているんだの?

As far as I know, this is wrong. 課する is more like impose a fine I believe.

>>53960170
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

>>53960209
>this is still not experience
I consider it as a decent experience. I know a lot of college courses include standing in front of foreign students and teach.
A lot of English teachers come here without such experience.

>they should actually be the only things you take issue with. What you have is people without experience at least trying.

You tell me what I think now? Are you a teacher and psychologist?

>>53960245
>maybe an ikemen
I wish.
Then maybe I could get a gf

>>53960275
Could a Swede please post their passport so I can laugh at the design?

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fuck

>>53959424
ロシア人もアメリカ人に負けず、野菜を食わないなww

>>53960275
It's like saying "am I keeping you?"
I don't know what I would say in that situation... こんなに話して大丈夫ですか? or something maybe.

>>53960290
That's a different can of worms. I happen to believe that you can do an average job at it as long as you are not incompetent. But regardless, if this is the way you want to go, my point is that probably 80% of teachers would be pillow fucking bobs. Not English teachers. I mean teachers all across Japan, Japanese included. Do you think all your teachers would have said teaching is their dream job? If it's about passion, then why all the bullshit about experience? If you have the experience and no passion, suddenly the experience doesn't guarantee a certain standard?

>>53960371
I say that based on logic bro. You said you are annoyed that English teachers have no experience. You haven't shown me that this is true, and I give you the benefit of the doubt here. Although my experience tells me that most English teachers in fact ARE quite experienced. But fuck it, lets say they're not experienced. In that case, it makes no sense whatsoever to hate them. It makes sense to hate the companies through which they get visas and come to japan to teach. So when I say you should only have an issue in that way, I mean that if you were being logical, this is what you would think.
But you're not being logical. You just want to hate English teachers.

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>>53959310
Brit half.

>>53959182
そんな芸能人の話題を必死になって追ってる奴ってどんな暇で無意味な人生送ってるんだろ
憐れみすら感じる

>>53960536
>I say that based on logic bro.
Your logic is ignoring the fact that I don't hate English teachers in general.
I specifically said that I hate people who take their profession lightly and use it as their tickets to take themselves to the place where they want to live.
I'm sure you are working with very experienced people, but there are "English teachers" who come to Japan without decent teaching experience.

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上代日本語は中々アメリカ土人言語みたいね

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn1VaremXV0

>>53960532
Thanks, I might use that.
>>53960296
Thanks, 課す was all that came up when I looked up "impose".

>>53960809
I think it's okay if they come without teaching experience as long as they take their job seriously and give their best effort. ESL teaching isn't that hard. You don't need to be super experienced to the hang of it.

The people who don't take the job at all seriously and just fuck around I don't like.

>>53960790
俺はスルーできないあなたに憐れみを感じる。

>>53960536
Plus, if you are telling me what my issues are, I will tell you yours.
Your issue is that you are taking this all personally.
If you believe you are qualified and experienced enough, why do you care if I hate unqualified English teachers and companies which hire them.
Don't project your insecurity onto me.

>>53960809
>I hate people who take their profession lightly and use it as their tickets to take themselves to the place where they want to live
You're now equating teachers with no experience and teachers who take their professions lightly.

You can have teachers who take their professions lightly and who have years of experience anyway. And you can have teachers who take their professions very seriously despite having no experience.

So, if you are annoyed with people because they take their profession lightly, no problem.
But that has nothing to do necessarily with experience.

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>>53960536
Came back because I also forgot to mention one last thing

One reason is also because English teaching is more controversial in general

If a group of business guys sit in a group and someone says "Hey that Ikebana rteacher I had sure was bad!" most people are just probably going to say "that sucks" and move on

If someone said "My English teacher was bad" you would probably spark an conversation since most people in the group could probably relate, and they would probably also bring up their bad experiences due to that being more interesting to talk about which risks having the group come to an negative conclusion about their opinions on the profession

Then we also have another big one and that is that they most probably feel forced to spend their money on it or not really actually wanting to learn it but must to become more flexible which puts them in a bad mood in the first place causing them to be more prone to have a negative experience in the first place

And this controversial nature charges the profession more in the first place then a profession which is just there

Tea is getting cold

>>53960866
Yeah, so like "impose a fine" could be "罰金を課する"

ポルトガル君は鬱病がまだ治ってないみたいだな

>>53960887
>ESL teaching isn't that hard.

I don't think so. It's a very difficult job.

>>53960975
I see, thanks.

>>53960823
これ聞くとやはり南からののんびりとした海洋民族のルーツも強いんだなと感じる

>>53960932
You're playing the psychologist here, and we just established that I didn't do that to you. I made a point about what you would think if you were being logical.

>why do you care if I hate unqualified English teachers
cause it makes no sense to hate them. If you agree that your hatred for them is not intellectually justified (that your hate is illogical, and has nothing to do with how respectable and unqualified English teacher is), then we are done.

>>53960939
Okay then.
If you are making others to pay for what you have no experience of, you are taking the profession lightly.

>>53960907
みんなスルーしてるから可哀相だと思って…

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Good night.

>>53960823
t. alberto barbosa

>>53961055
Okay then. I don't hate them. Hate was the wrong word choice.
How about saying "I don't respect them"?
I'm sure a lot feel of people feel the same way about so-called English teachers in Japan.

>>53961110
なにこれ?
リンゴタルト?

>>53961070
But this is the company making the person pay.
No matter how you spin this, it is perfectly possible for the most inexperienced English teacher to take the job very seriously.
As in, John fresh off the boat Eikaiwa whatever man spends loads of time making plans and writing up worksheets and making flash cards or whatever. They're shit because he is inexperienced. But he took his job seriously.

What you're describing is someone being irresponsible (precisely due to his being inexperienced), not someone taking the job lightly. If he took it lightly, a more appropriate story to tell is Richard fresh off the boat teacher who shows up to class hung over without even a pencil. See? Even experienced teachers can do this. Because being inexperienced does not equal taking the job lightly.

>>53961236
>company making the person pay
So, inexperienced teachers have no part in this?

According what you say, if someone's "trying hard" he should be paid even if he suck at it?
It doesn't work that way in other professional fields.

>>53961110
うまいそう

>>53961236
You are just picking on my word choice of "taking it lightly" and talking as if "being irresponsible" is what I meant by it.
I'm sorry, teacher. My English isn't yet good enough to properly discuss this issue with you.

>>53961141
Who don't you respect? Inexperienced teachers or teachers who don't take the job seriously? We already established that I don't care what you think about ones that take the job seriously. Any one who doesn't take their job seriously is obviously not great. But if you don't respect English teachers because they are inexperienced, you haven't made any progress.

>>53961403
Actually it does. You don't stop paying your doctors if you get sick and you are not off the hook for legal fees if you go to jail.

The point is that you are trying to blame the teacher for something the company is doing. It is the company putting inexperienced teachers out there. And people seek out teachers via the company. So even if John the new teacher asks for his 2000 yen at the end of his shit lesson, it isn't him requiring the payment, its his company! Anyway, this is an imaginary transaction. You never pay the teacher. You pay the company! So you're still only really able to "not respect" the company, not the teacher.

>>53961485
うまそう

To the English teachers here; I'm planning my first lesson for this girl.

Any ideas on where I should start?

Her English skill is very low, lower than my Japanese. Should I speak only in English, or try and explain the concepts in Japanese first?

Any advice would be much appreciated.

>>53961575
If you somehow didn't accurately present what you're thinking, I am sorry. I am treating you as a perfect equal in terms of linguistic ability cause that's what I sensed from you.
But if you managed to say what you think, don't chalk this up to a lack of English ability. Your english seems fine. It's your analytical skills that are on the hook here.
It sounds to me like you're denying the logical possibility of someone being both serious about his job AND inexperienced. This is just not tenable.

Not a single drug dealer.
Fucking lazy shits

みんな甘酒は麹派?粕派?

>>53961595
If anything, Art degree bachelors are the real victims of this whole system, right?

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>>53961648
悪かった、ありがとうございます。

>>53961733
粕
作るの簡単だし

>>53961595
inexperienced teachers are as bad as inexperienced doctors. people should definitely stop dealing with them.

I still disrespect people who think it's okay to make money for what they know they are suck at it.

>>53961787
ポルトガル君の鬱病を治るように祈ります
お大事に
おやすみ

>>53961761
If you're parodying what I've said so far that's cool. But I really do think that the blame is misplaced. If there really are nothing but inexperienced uneducated people teaching English in Japan, I think something has gone horribly wrong. But I wouldn't blame the people who give it a shot. Cause like I said, anyone who sticks with it a year is going to become at least average at it. If it is actually happening, and I don't believe it is, then I am inclined to find companies that allow it more responsible for their irresponsibility than the people they employ.

>>53961921
People who are bad at what they do don't usually know they are. Part of being inexperienced actually is this. If you're inexperienced, you also might not know you are ineffective.

>>53961674
As a general rule, if you aren't a Japanese native speaker, don't attempt grammar explanations in Japanese. Not just because you're bound to make deep mistakes, but also because if you have to explain something in Japanese, it isn't the right level of English to be teaching in the first place.

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told her I will go there before noon and maybe we will see each other.
She didn't answer

>>53961687
It all started out from the question why people hate/disrespect English teachers in Japan.
So I said I think it's because there are a lot of English teachers who come without experiences, which could be earned prior to actually teaching in Japan. I think they do so because teaching English is an easy job, which actually isn't. I described it as "they are not taking teaching seriously." Then you interpreted it as "they are irresponsible."

>>53961893
よかった
一緒だ

>>53962108
She hates you

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>>53962364

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元のアイヌ女性はこんなに可愛かったかな

>>53962108
>told her
e-mail?
face to face?

>>53960532
Hey, don't know if you're still here, but I'm wondering if this might be more appropriate for what I want to say:

僕は煩わさないの?

"I'm not bothering you, am I?"

>>53962235
>I think they do so because teaching English is an easy job, which actually isn't.
You think they come cause they take the job lightly, I think they come cause they're allowed to.
>they are not taking teaching seriously
But they might actually take it seriously, and just be underestimating how difficult it is. This is just what. Being human? OK, so they underestimated how hard the job would be. Part of this is probably because of companies that don't require anything to come in the first place (another reason to blame companies, not them). But so what? So they thought the job would be easier. Does that mean they are bad people? No. I think it means they are naive. Not a reason for me to hate/disrespect them. If their being naive about how difficult the job is is enough for you to hate/disrespect them, fine.
But their being naive doesn't mean they don't take the job seriously.
Still, John can work as hard as he thinks he needs to. That means he took his job seriously. Now, he may be wrong about how much he needs to work, but that doesn't stem from his being a bad person or his taking the job lightly. It stems from his inexperience.

>>53962518
>僕は煩わさないの

there is something wrong with the time tense...It should be 煩わせていませんか? or something but it still sounds awkward.

>>53962471
fb

>>53962399
アメリカのインディアンやエスキモーに近かったと思うよ

>>53962622
Seen?

ロシアからの送金途絶えたらしいな
北朝鮮と韓国の在日工作員が消えとるw

>>53962600
I see. Will they understand what I mean if I use your suggestion こんなに話して大丈夫ですか?
I just feel like "Is it okay to talk like this?" could be misinterpreted or too vague. Or is that a set phrase?

>>53962686
YE

>>53962901
Wait a little more

>>53962529
Even if I was "allowed to drive a bus," I should not be a professional driver if I wasn't experienced enough to drive with paying passengers on it.
If I started the bus driving job without knowing how difficult that is, there is only one thing I think I should do. Stop driving.
I would be a bad person who doesn't deserve others' respect if I continue the job just because "I'm doing my best" or "show up sober."

Codやってたらマクロ組んだ糞外人が沸いてて本当につまらねえ
おとなしくゲームもできねえ糞民度の外人にps4だなんて売らないで欲しいわ
ちなみに英語圏英語圏、死ね外人共

>>53962844
>こんなに話して大丈夫ですか?
I think it's perfect.

>>53963044
お前は何しにこのスレに来てんだ
愚痴?

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>>53962972

>>53963120
愚痴よ。2chには鼻が伸びた体臭がくせえ豚がいないからな

>>53963050
Thanks, will it work in plain form or should I keep it formal to make it more sincere? I just don't want to sound rude or too serious, in case they get offended or whatever.

>>53963183
that's sincere enough.
I would even drop desuka, if it was to a friend.

>>53963044
こっどってなに?

>>53963180
?
2chには外人がいないから4chanにわざわざ来てるってことか?
日本語で書き散らしても意味ないぞ
英語で書かれても迷惑だけど

>>53961674
Your best bet is to come up with some very well defined and manageable goals together. Manageable given both your abilities, time constraints, etc.
You might learn that without these you will feel like you're going in circles.
I can't stress enough how important it is that everything you do have some small and well defined goal in view. I really can't.

This is probably going to be extremely difficult because you may find that she has no idea what she really wants when she says please teach me English.

You have no idea where to begin because she doesn't either. So work that out before anything. Then plan your meetings around those small goals. Figure out yourself what it will take for them to be met. And don't try to move too quickly through them.
When I say small and clearly defined, I mean SMALL. Like ok let's get you capable of describing foods.
It's delicious
It's spicy
It's warm
Etc

>>53963252
日本語がわかる天狗豚に伝わればいいかなって思った

>>53963180
Civlizationとかやる?

>>53963044
フレとでも協力してID通報したら?
少なくともここに書いても全く意味ないわ
晒しスレでID晒したほうが幾分効果的

>>53963132
hey, please don't be so sad

>>53963303
ここにいる外人に伝えてどうするんだよ・・・・
まさかそのプレイしてた本人がいるわけじゃあるまいし

>>53963255
>>53961674
Also praise her every breath. You might think you know how much confidence makes a difference but you don't. Teaching a language is a game of stringing together lies to keep people at it until they actually get good. Don't ever forget that.

>>53963223
call of dutyっていうゲーム

いいんじゃね
このスレに捕鯨を抗議しにきたアホオージーもいたし

おはよう
パチンコ行ってきた

日本人のイジメ社会がどうこうとかタバコをポイ捨てした日本人を見たからどうこうとかだけ言いに来る英語教師も昔いたしな

Why do Japs like to kill whales?

>>53963613
これ、土足でずかずか無差別に愚痴りにくる外人にインスピレーションをうけてここに愚痴りにきたんだあたしゃ

というか単純にチーターどもはうざいから片っ端からID晒してほしいよ。情報を共有したい
クズのPSnIDを検索すると別のタイトルでもクズ行為を働いて晒されてることが結構ある

>>53963828
お隣のノルウェーに毒ガス攻撃してからこいよ豚

Why do germans like to kill jews?

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お茶を飲んだところです

>>53963828
We like killing animals. (´・ω・｀)

>>53963915
紅茶ですか?

マグロの捕り方教えてソマリアの海賊がいなくなったのは感動したよ
やっぱり慈善事業って白人がやったらダメなんだな

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>>53963958
うん!

>>53963828
Why do you like inviting them into your country and giving them welfare?

>>53964030
え、ソマリア海賊ってマグロ捕る要領で捕まえられるのか?
アフリカ戦争に松方弘樹参戦間近か

>>53964040
English breakfast?
Prince of Wales?

>>53963828
ムスリムと中国しか商売相手いない劣化白人が喋るな
ああ、あと韓国も車買ってくれるんだったな?wwwww

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>>53964142

Why are Japs so mad when you mention anything negative about their country?
Are they stupid like Americans?

>>53964135
すしざんまいの社長が現地に漁船4隻で乗り込んで
漁業と冷凍設備を教えて貸し出して
政府に貿易ルート構築させて気が付いたら安倍訪問も絡む大事業。
社長が元自衛隊なのもあって3年間でソマリア海域海賊被害ゼロで社長表彰w

>>53964227
Germans love muslim and chinese ,korean .lol

>>53964293
中国人と毎年まぐろを競り合っていたときは、売名っぽくて嫌なやつだと思ったけど、外国で海賊を改心させる情熱とかすげーと思う。
人を育てる経営ってああいうことなんだろうな。

>>53964226
o-oh sorry
Do you know Twinings?

>>53964226
色々紅茶の種類です。

>>53964351
I don't love muslims and Koreans.
Chinese people are ok because they make good food.

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>>53964391
しりません

>>53964415
分かった!説明をするのありがとうございます!

>>53964465
gomennasai

>>53964293
>>53964386
http://bylines.news.yahoo.co.jp/dragoner/20160121-00053658/
ググったら反論記事も出てるぞ
書いてるのは専門家でも何でもないただのブロガーだが

>>53964465
いえいえ〜

English Breakfast が一番好きな紅茶です。
Earl Grey も素敵な紅茶ですよ。

>>53964465
明日は午後から雪が降るよ!
1週間くらい寒いらしいから風邪ひかないでね
おやすみなさい

>>53964386
まだ黒字でないにしろ投資としてはムネアツ過ぎるよね
外国人は海賊に銃を向けて戦って
日本人は一緒にマグロを捕って殲滅したw

>>53964573
紅茶に何か入れて飲みますか?

So will you be my gf?

>>53964537
>>53964649
まあ、海賊問題の解決したのが彼じゃないとしても、海賊やっていたやつらに投資できるっていうのだけでもすごいわ。

>>53964537
反論というより懸念記事っぽいね
確かに他の要因や再発の可能性はあるかも
でもマグロ取り放題になったら少なくとも海賊するより旨いもの食えるわw

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>>53964628
ありがとう!

ご飯を買うはともなく明日の間に私は家にいるつもりです

お茶を飲む日です

>>53964573
そうですか!

>>53963965
昼にこの画像をサイズが気に入らないからちょっと連続で貼っただけでBANされた
4chanってどんだけ過敏なんだよ死ねよバカが

>>53964428
Hello ,muslim ..lol

>>53964708
no
but I can be your bf

>>53964708
No

>>53964653
うん、過半数はミルクとシュガーを入れれるんだよ。
僕は1つティースプーンでシュガーを入れるんだよ。

>>53964708
yes I will