Culture Pals - /cp/

First for getting married. :3

Second for my ladyboy qt didn't reply yesterday ;__;

>>53953249
Oh no, did you show the d?

>>53953258
Nah not to this one. Maybe I should have, the other one loved it when I did.

Gonna be boarding my next flight to latvia in 20 mins. Wish me luck lads

>>53953237
>>53953283
Good luck brah

>>53953280
You should mate

>>53953294
Thanks my nigga

>>53953303
I'll ask to swap dick pics

>>53953331
That's the spirit

Is it a turn off for girl when you say you want to creampie them? I was getting lewd and I said that and she just said she doesn't want to get pregnant and then didn't reply.

>>53953486
Depends how crazy she is to you. Mine says she loves it. But then again she uses birth control the last time we fucked

>>53953283

Good luck French fry

>>53953511
Nothing serious she is a slut and I've only talked to her for less than an hour altogether.

>>53953554
Maybe you went a little too fast. If you make her crazy over you, anything goes.

Boarding now .. see you guys in a few hours. Will be posting from latvia. Au revoir!

>>53953576
She got the time before this as well. I was not catching on to any hints she gave me. Then she started getting really angry this was about 2 months ago. Then last night she just messaged me out of the blue.

>>53953621
I guess you fumbled. Try to win her trust over then pump and dump.

>>53953486
Did you specify the hole? She can't get pregnant from her as you know.

>>53953677
Yeah I specified the hole. She just wanted it on her Indian tits.

>>53953697
OK, she just doesn't want her poo spoiled.

>>53953814
She just came online and read my message I sent about face fucking her after she just went offline. When is it time to deploy again?

What's the limit of how much I can send in 1 message? I'm about to send a message with 3,907 characters, and I'm wondering if I should break it up into multiple messages.

>>53955676
Why are you sending such a long message

is grenoble a nice city in france?

>>53955676
No idea desu but I know I've sent a 5000+ word message before and it worked fine.

>>53955751
wow

dude

what was it about?

>>53955676
i would break it up, i would break up with you

>>53955872
"Ayy lmao" copy pasted 2500 times

>>53955872
My qt and used to send really long messages before we started talking more each day and it was about all kinds of things.
>>53955940
Lol no

>>53955744
you accent seems a but rusty, its Chernoble

>>53955909
Why so bitter Ivan?

>>53955744
Aye it's ite

Also dis is a ded thred

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>>53957271
Bumping for France, will you marry me?

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>picking up Korean qt

Murrican that was asking me to say a bit about the city, you still here? I went to sleep, soz.

>>53958079
Well I'm going to sleep now so I'll ask again in the morning

>>53958292
Sure, I'll be around. gn

>>53957781
If that was aimed at me, sorry I'm marrying my basque qt

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Lots of qts I'm talking to really want to see Italy
wish me luck guys
this year is going to be a good one hopefully

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>>53953237
me also getting married

forgot my iplogger password lads

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>>53958704
Just a random bump

>>53959678
What's happening fwend?

>>53957781
Gerne. Aber nur wenn du bist eine Mädchen und nach wir einander besser kennen. :^)

>>53959761
>tee hee we can't ban these cancerous bots, there is no proofs

>>53959678
poof

Hello guys,it's the chink again. I am now freezing my ass off in latvia.flight is in 3 hours nervous af what do

>>53959892
bots need love too man

>>53959778
*ein Süßmädchen
Ftfy
Ich bin ein arischer Jüngling, ist dir das auch recht?

>>53959982
Vodka, shitpost and ring ladyfriend

>>53960223
That's what i am doing. Damn this place is cold.

>>53960258
How cold exactly?
And how many flights were you taking, 4?

>>53960258
How long you staying in Lithuania by the way? Are you going to live there permanently with your new wife?

>>53959982
why nervous?
do you think your qt is 3/10 in R.L.

>>53960342
Yes 4.its around -12 here.
>>53960374
I am planning to live there permanently, by getting a residence permit after marriage. But if I fail,3 months.

>>53960403
I met her already, this is my second visit. She is not 3 not 8 either. Just 5 or 6.

>>53959982

Where in Latvia are you? As someone who's always wanted to go because heritage reasons there's supposed to be a good British pub in Riga Old Town somewhere that my relatives went too a lot when they visited last year.

>>53960486
I am just confined in the airport. Transiting to my final destination,lithuania.I dint know much about Latvian nightlife.if you asked about vilnius I could help you

>>53960205
Entchuldigung. Ich präferiere Madchen :^)
>>53960581
So, it was a flight with a stopover in Vietnam, France and Latvia? Damn.
You could ask around what's to do for the next time you'll come back.

>>53960816
Yes.. I am honestly exhausted . I will. Thanks man

>>53957786
dreckiger hurenbock

How can I come up with a decent name for an account on this website? I just can't think of anything.

>>53961145
Pepé Le Pew

>>53961145
Depends on who you are after. If it's gold digging chinks just put richwhitey86 or something :^)

>>53961187

Normal human beings. Don't really plan on going after anybody. If something interesting on the website shows up by chance, good. But I am not going to search for anything in particular.
Looking for people in real life is so better anyway.

>>53961145
Pussywrecker69
Honhonhoncroissants
Smellingelderberries
Surrendermonkey
Iwishmycheesewasasgoodastheenglish
Vivelebaguette
And pepelepew was pretty good nice one

>>53960374
are you gonna dump her after getting EU passport?

>>53961375
pls do
do this pls

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/Salimaabdell
>look at the country
>look at the city
>she's probably beheaded in front of her computer

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DEPLOY

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It feels so good :)

>>53961742
looks cute

>>53961292
Then a normal sounding name. Your first name plus something you like?
>>53961375
No. I don't plan to immigrate to the eu . I am keeping my passport. Lith passport is shit desu

>>53961742
>snake and angel bites

no thanks

>>53961902
Plus balts hate me . Last thing I want is to be lynched by bydlos. Malaysian passport is ranked 7th. So the only passport I am interested in is the ones which are better than mine

>>53961742
I'll warn you now, she's guaranteed to be an emotional wreck, have occasional crippling depression, and is gonna go through phases every few months. I see girls like that allllllll the time here, m8

>>53962265
This.

>>53962265
have you got nudes?

>>53962362
I don't, but you don't want them. Second piece of advice actually; they wear loose fitting clothes because they're fat due to eating like shit when they get anxious, which is every day

>>53960980
Bist du der religiöse Deutsche, der hier von paar Monaten gepostet hat oder findest du das von dem Schweizer einfach niveaulos?

Don't worry lads my ladyboy qt was just busy yesterday all is well and I'm talking to her now. She was telling me about the guys who start off really nice then just ask to see her tits and go on cam. How do I see her tits without being like the other guys?

>>53961742
>Lithgow
You might be in with a chance Ivan, she's basically in Siberia already, she'll be used to living in the middle of nowhere

>>53961742
>longest profile
You can't beat the VinRar

>>53962579
Ease into it. Get the vibe ready then sext. Let it grow from there. You got to be patient

>>53962468
;-) thanks mate

>>53962579
Ask the thing if it does lift, ask for results.

>>53962579
>her
him

>>53962579
>ladyboy
>qt
Pick one

>ladyboy
>tits
Don't you mean a tomboy? >>53962579

>>53962579
ask 'her' if you both into a fight, would she protect you from arabs

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>>53962650
>her
>she

>>53962868
Hey man if he wants to chug cock I can't judge

>>53962948
She will be chgging I'll just be destroying that boipussy

>>53962579
show her face pls

>>53963068
Why?

>>53963010
Hahah okay

>>53963188
He's probably curious, maybe """she""" is qt

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>>53962646
Well remembered Deutschbag - though I've shortened it quite a lot recently.

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>>53961554
It's ISIS b8 account

>>53962532
>Schweizer
schön wärs. Her mit dem Pass.

>>53961554
Is it just me or does she look like Laila?

>>53964105
Niemals du hurenbock

>>53962650
When are you going to post with the cuck flag?

>>53964592
Today. Or tomorrow depending if there is connection in the airport .

Alright guys, I'm boarding now. . Take care everyone, will be posting using the cuck flag soon. Pls no bully. Take care. Viso geroo

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>>53966670
have a nice flight

Got some korean messaging me in spanish:0

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what's happening?

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>tfw your qt is playing a video game you dont know

>>53968842
Noice

>russian dude offer me to make me hear his songs
what the fuck man, i don't want to, but i also want to be polite

>>53970070
I feel like talking to Ruskie lads, link profile?

>>53970156
Not this one, but there's plenty with a single research, the males are friendly, womans are bitches but if you're chad it's ok

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Does anyone else get hit on by 35 year old men obsessed with tickling?

>>53970255
The women always ask me to teach them German or practice with them, so they could move here. Maybe I should do this to have a white majority in Germany..

>>53970295
Pic related

>>53970366
Same with russians, but the annoying thing is the people that contact you so you can help them, but don't even make the effort to build the conversation.

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>>53970446
>>53970295
the pic

http://musicmama.ru/musician/Egor_Dubrovin

r8

I swear I've had two of you guys look at my profile...

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>>53970446
>>53970495
You tell me. I hope it's some joke account from here, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Fuck it, dumping his profile. http://www.interpals.net/tickle80

>his name includes 'tickle'
>He's from Quebec
Never fucking noticed that until now

>>53970794
It occasionally happens, just don't get paranoid

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>hot korean views (like actually hot, not some ugly gook yellow fever fags worship)
>message her because she says she loves British accents
>has a tsundere/hard bitch attitude while messaging each other
>go on skype, she's shy and timid af
>later is literally /r9k/ tier and nearly as autistic as me
>even has a hot body and long tight legs

I've found my wife

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>>53970929
>viewed'n'blocked

>>53970929
>visit him
>he visits back
>don't be shy, i don't bite

the fug

I plan on using interpals as a means of pushing my social accounts + products discretely with a bot. I included a photo of me and my girlfriend [Japanese] met the natural way while in school and we eventually lived in Japan together while I was studying over there as well.

Curious thing is now I'm getting a shit ton of views of women and men, mind you some of the girls are quite pretty, but, I seem to get this feeling that my profile is making people sad lol.

Adderall is kicking innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>53971226
>>53971281
do you mean he blocked you ?

i asked him if he was a troll or just some dude witha weird fetish, he didn't answered and i found out i'm blocked

>>53971519
>Bot
They have trackers that prevent you from sending similar messages to multiple users.

>>53971979
He is still asking me if I am still busy.
Granted, I look like a shota, but I don't want to be fucked by a greasy fake Frenchman with a /d/-tier fetish.

QT MIGHT BE MOVING TO THE UNITED STATES

She called me лaлкa

What does that mean?

>>53963188
maybe i'm gonna be jealous AF of your QT trap :(

>>53972489
shes calling you a doll

>>53962532
er ist einfach ein hurenbock und ich wünsche ihm einen einsamen tod

>>53972489
she's calling you a faggot

>>53971979
I blocked him after viewing him

>>53972009
I don't plan on sending messages but simply "viewing" profiles.

>>53972649
Dem kann ich schon durchaus zustimmen uezs
Bist du das andere Mädchen?

>>53972489
she is cling you a cuck

>>53972489
i have no idea what does that mean

>>53972544
Maybe you will be but I can't post pics of her qt face.

>>53974742
Brehs

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>>53974742
>shrimp skin

>>53974742
Noice
cunt?

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>>53974742
Just no Dimitri, no

>>53974956
>>53975386
>>53975462
>>53975688

Oh please don't be jelly, you will find your 10/10 qt one day...

>>53975983
>no bobbies
>10/10
she does have dick sucking lips

>>53975983
If she makes you happy

>>53962579
>rule britannia

>>53974742
>toes not visible
lmao wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole

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>>53977621
https://youtu.be/ykpDQhWlrBQ

>gorgeous Korean girl
>constantly Kiking and Snapping me
>she's tired and sleepy and cute
>tells me she's going to sleep and I have to as well
>lol y tho, its a 13 hour time difference
>"Because I don't want you talking to any other girls while I'm sleeping!"

My Little Korean Can't Be This Cute!

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>wears a cross
>its a huge slut

>>53958582
Ok, do you think Fernando Pessoa University is an alright school? Or would it be better to go to one of the bigger universities?

Roswil

Another bipolar, psychotic girl for you guys

>>53978922
yeah and she will be your worst nightmare when she finds out you do
don't fuck with koreans

at least i got to bang mine once before she found out i'm sexing with other chicks lmao
she went full psycho

>>53979897
What course? And you should always aim for the public Universities, they're the best. That Uni isn't really known.

>>53980720
International relations and language
That's what I thought but I found that one online and it doesn't seem that bad even if it's not known. Plus it's cheap too.

>>53980880
We're not that known for having the best education senpai, so you should go to a better one tbqh. And >cheap, obviously, if you take into consideration US prices, goddamn. The public Unis are 1000€ per year + housing and school stuff. Private unis are like 5k.

>>53979289
It's always those wearing a cross

>>53981458
http://i.imgur.com/LaVrsr3.jpg

she lacks an ass :(

>>53981425
Alright thanks man, I'll look more into some better ones there then and I'm still not 100% certain on which country yet it's just I was considering Portugal more than others. That's not bad for prices at all even private ones too.

hi

>>53982215
hi))))) do u like serials?

>>53981659
post more?

>>53982518
http://i.imgur.com/D3gUtas.jpg

>>53982513
its actually me from macao visiting hk

I do not like when my QT talks about sex. In fact, I hate it. I want her to be a innocent angel. It makes me sad :(

Fucking race traitors and degenerates

>>53982215
Ni hao gong ping long

>>53984845
wei

>>53982215

Some ting wong, ho Lee fuk, we tu lo, bang ding ow

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>>53983474

who /makingqtblushbyreadingherpoetry/ here?

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>>53985251

>>53985540
we're not cringey autists so no one probably

>>53984973
How's HK? I've always wanted to go there.

>>53985251

>implying you want a QT who's chocked on many dicks

what should I snap my qt during her work hours to make her day better?other than my dick

>>53985777
She loves it.

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>>53985618
>Posting K-Pop reaction pics
Don't do this

>>53985850
Meant for
>>53985744

>>53985777
it is great beside the mainlanders being rude

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>>53985852

>>53985848

Draw a picture and send it to her. They like that

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>>53985777
>>53985965
It's cringey and gay af, pls stop.

>>53985848
My qt loves when I send kisses (duckfaces basically).

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>>53986140
Shut up Bolsonaro

>>53986182

>duck face

CANCER

>>53985914
That's what I've heard, did you see any shitting in the streets?
>>53986140
W-what?

>>53986468
only peeing

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>>53985618
>>53985965
>>53986301
>Made on 'allkpop.com/meme'
>Shutting up Bolsomito
>Not being cringey

>>53986468
Wrong quote tbqh

>>53986420
It's not with that intent, it's the equivalent of a kiss, you know? She loves it, what am I gun do?

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>>53986556

>>53986615
Sometimes you just do cringey stuff because they like it.

I dressed up as a cholo for a latina qt for example.

>>53986615
There kiss and duck faces, I assume what you do is actually a kiss face

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>>53985618
>>53985965
>>53986301
>>53986662
>All these reaction pics
CANCER

>>53986492
Lol I don't get why they do that and why they have to spit so much
>>53986556
O-ok

>>53986710
>Sometimes you just do cringey stuff because they like it.

This. I felt so weird when she first asked me to do it, but now it's rather ok. You do it for her :3

>>53986870
They're kinda the same? But yeah, kiss face, if that exists.

>>53986492
DESIGNATED PEEING STREETS

>>53979289
Their parents raised them to wear a cross, but not to cross their legs.

The best nudes I've gotten, the girl is either wearing a cross or has Islamic shit in her room.

>>53986662
stop with those images you cunt

>>53986710
i sometimes send some with my onesie on, you gotta buy an onesie lad.

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>>53986710
>I dressed up as a cholo for a latina qt for example.
Don't do that

>>53987066
I am glad someone agrees with me, there's already too much Koreaboos on IP.

>>53986710
Kek

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>tfw you don't know why you have this picture in your whatsapp folder but it makes you think of Johnno
I miss this little sick cunt

>>53968842
Why do you have the Lithuanian flag as your wallpaper, friend?

>>53983518
nice post :)

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>>53987326
My sides, this is not even proper Aussie slang lmaaaaaaaaooooooooooo

>>53987070
She loved it and showed it to her mum.

http://www.interpals.net/cardinoshal

ANGOLAN QT ANYONE????

>>53987334
>Why do you have the Lithuanian flag as your wallpaper, friend?
Because he is a cuck

>>53987572
Namibian*
ftfy

>>53968842
I have her number too ;)

>qt's think I'm a Nazi because of my skinhead
Just going bald desu

>>53987572
Oi cunt sgoing on?

>>53987585
Daily reminder that Americans are the real cucks

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>>53987923
I know, but Lithuania will always be remembered as the cuck flag after the 15 guys story.

>>53988000
It gives us Lithuanian alphas a bad reputation

Just signed up for interpals now what happens? I mean how does it work? Do I have to chase people or should I just wait?

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o im laffin

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>>53988182

>>53988108
Depends. You might be able to get by if you wait, but the only people who will message you are either very into you, or Thai.

You can go around checking peoples profiles out too, and if you like them message, it's probably the fastest way to get results since most women expect you to speak first. If you check their profile out, it tells them, and vice versa.

>>53988410
Why do girls only have 'friendship' on their profiles?

How do I get more traffic from Asia and stop disgusting Anglo women from talking to me?

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just found this le gem on my old hard drive

>>53988698
block europe and talk to thai chicks lad :^)
and that's just because they don't want to seem like sluts even though they are

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>>53988182
Thank you, t*rkshits.

Why are all my qts not stable, I feel like I have to be their psychiatrist it's so annoying

>>53978922
don't you dare cheat on her lad

>>53989112
You must attract crazy bitches, maybe not give them as much attention or inflate their egos

>>53988698
If you put relationship or romance then it just makes you look too thirsty.

To get more Asians, say you're learning a language from one of the countries. Even if you're not, they'll still flock to you.

gonna stay up late to talk to my korean qt lads
gonne be great.

also anybody got any tips for snail mail? never done this shit before

>>53989883
Make sure they're not Russian. Russian post is shit.

This girl is really into me but she is really fucking annoying and I can't just block her because she'll probably kill herself wat do

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>tfw you can only happily mingle with autistic girls

>>53990310
Block them, no matter what they say they wont follow through with it

Watched a girl take a mouthful of pills and say she was going to kill herself but she just sobbed and I heard her spit them onto the floor off camera
Another said she was going to cut herself if I stopped talking to her but I was just whatever

Its best to just get rid of them when they get on your nerves, even if they share their vag with you

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Anyone ever had this happen before?

>>53990605
jesus christ leafman
heart of steel

>>53990625
>dating site
>mail order rooskie wives

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>German QT stripping and touching herself on her couch while her boyfriend sleeps in the other room.

Wew lad this is some next level hot cucking.

>>53990605
She's bought me expensive shit and sent me money and stuff though

>>53990625
Swiss poster believed interpals db was hacked because he received a suspicious email on an email he used exclusively for interpals, and another brazilian ITT received the same in his email

>>53990672
I just lack empathy for others

>>53990605
Tbh sometimes they do actually go through with it. Was in the same situation, and kept distancing myself and she ended up cutting my name into her skin.

>>53990704
Don't even know how it got my email address through Interpals, it's not public. Unless IP shares the data.

>>53990721
>Germany
Everytime.

>>53990721
lmao cuck the germans out of existence anon
create the next hitler

>>53990753
So what if she did, theyre gifts
Do you ask for your gifts back that youve given to previous girlfriends?

>>53990721

Got any more body pics of her?

>>53990987
I have some bath tit pictures, all the rest have face/identifiable stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/QtV6CDs.jpg

D E D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEl-Y1NvBVI

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>>53991447
>http://i.imgur.com/QtV6CDs.jpg
lad you gotta crop the faces out and post em
( o ͜ u o )

>>53991447

Nice. She gonna let you bareback her?

Really want to cuck a German now.

>tfw my irl qt is coming round in a matter of hours but id much rather not shower and message my yuro qts

>>53992388
Just got off work need some beer and qts

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>>53992349
Of course, she said she's afraid to meet me because she's afraid to fall in love with me.

I already got the German BF out of the picture, yesterday she told him she wanted to "have a break".

I think her plan is to let me visit, fuck her like crazy, I leave, she get back together with boyfriend.

Her conscience will be clear (Well we were on break when I fucked that American so it's not a big deal)

That's my theory at least haha.

>>53992563
nigger tier behaviour
get tested after you fuck her she's probably a massive slut

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>gone for months
>come back
>many anons now have actual gfs and are even getting married

What fucking year is it?

>>53992636
>get tested after you fuck her
It's a bit late then, isn't it?

>>53992694
Not exactly, unless you get STI's from breathing next to sluts

>>53992735
What i'm saying is surely the best course of action would be to not fuck something that is likely to give you an STD in the first place.

>>53992842
Yeah but some American who goes out of his way to cuck a man thousands of miles away isn't going to pass up the opportunity to fuck this German slag

>>53992678
Its 2016 cmon

>>53992929
I already had plans to visit Germany before I met her so really it's free guaranteed sex as soon I get off the plane.

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>>53993142
Sure thing bud

>>53992678
2 0 1 6
0
1
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>>53993142

Sounds like it'll be a good a time. Just don't end up like Medpac with the Latvian love child

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/yohan-kun

This has to be a fucking joke

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oh dog wat done

>>53993395ggg
its too involved to be a joke
these people exist

>>53993229
No reason to be upset britcuck, I'm sure your qt isn't cheating on you :)

Send to qts and post response if you are man enough

i want to be [qt's name] little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her [qt's name] blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo [qt's name] blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her [qt's name] hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her [qt's name] hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her [qt's name] face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>53994059
That's not me. I have extra flags on.

>>53992678

/cp/ is a powerful tool

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>1
>5

>G
>U
>Y
>S

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>>53994812
>SHE
>HAS
>CHANGED

>>53994812
burgers and fries m8

>>53988182
>notsohornyturk

>>53995243
Obviously ruined his wank.

>>53994812
Where can I find the original story to this anyway?

>>53995311
>Where can I find the original story to this anyway?
Here it is >>53801935

>>53995426
Is what he says true about Brazil though?

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Is she good looking for a Korean?

>>53995880
Most hispanic countries fuck like rabbits.

Especially Brazil, it's like the most hedonistic country there is.

Hyper sexuality
Violence
Greed(Massive Corruption)
Drugs

Are all celebrated there.

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>>53988182
That Tristan guy is literally an autistic sperg. Sent me death threats

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>my qt and her mother

Nuoh, muh, god.

>>53995880
No, this is normal only in poorfag families. This is considerated degenerate in any decent Brazilian family.

He's trying to justify his cuck.

>>53995942

I see that nerd on a lot of profiles. can someone relieve him from his suffering.

>>53995964
Would pull a Casanova and fug both.

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>>53995942

why does jawbrah dude visit my profile when im not a girl =x

>>53995972
t. Vinicius

>>53995964
what is the moms account obviously~

>>53996055
t. underage

>>53995964
OPERATION FUGDAMOM HAS BEGUN

>>53996083
t. y-you too

This was fun when I was in my 20s. Now that I'm 30 I find that most older girls are just looking for someone to fall back on or something.

Who else /old/ here?

>>53995964
Which cunt? Belaruse?

>>53996141
I'm 30 and I exclusively fuck 18-20 year olds. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>53996207
I feel weird talking to younger girls, don't know why. You've actually met people from IP? I was about to meet one but she turned out to be married, not my kind of game.

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>>53996099
>>53996099
>>53996064

>tfw mom's fit

>>53996297
>hey kid, wanna /ss/?

New thread:
>>53996420
>>53996420

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>>53994812

>tfw laying in the sleeper texting my qt while the rain pounds against the cab of my truck
>the only light is the warm glow of my GPS and laptop sitting on the console

VERY comfy

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>>53995933
Looks decent

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>>53994812
Didn't they end up breaking up after meeting too?

>>53995933
Most Koreans have had their eyes done so might want to be careful.