/brit/

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cara is the queen

want to carry out a non-consensual act of buggery

Got a deviated septum, lads. I can give you one too, if you'd like.

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I love Azusa.

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>>53939805
this desu

The """comedian""" on question time has contributed some very insightful and complex arguments

Caraposter should kill himself to be honest.

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>>53939791
WHO IS THIS LÆKRE LARVE?

>>53939846
I'm unheemable family

>just waiting for a new thread to post your useless shite

why.jpg

>>53939866
But it's a free gift for you, my friend.

>>53939805
My dick is the queen, crown it with your pussy

>>53939898 is a bender

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æfenléoþ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48f26CeT710

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I guess this is what I get for trying to play a 12 year old game

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Kyary says you smell

can we stop calling it "consensual" and "non-consensual"

we're talking about sex and rape.

>>53939879
I'll undeviate your septum you runt

>>53939838
Rita Ora is ethically from the Balkans, I thought she was half paki half white desu

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>Finish work at 10pm today
>Have to go in tomorrow at 9am

Wahey at least I'm not need lads

>>53939883
>having a feminine willy
lmaoing@urlyfe what is the first girl going to say in 20 years

I want to stay in Europe, but not if it's towards federalisation

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>>53939805

>>53939859
you should go back to your own thread, yankee scum.

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more Brummie arse

>>53939899
what about if it starts off as non-consensual and then turns consensual half way through?

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>>53939898
>>53939886
this really aligned my QPU's

>>53939923
You too, /ausnz/ rape child.

haha zayn malik so funny xDDDD

fucking whore

>>53939907
>everyone who isn't pasty or an Aryan must be from Pakistan

people like you call Marina and Charli pakis as well don't you?

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Why the fuck does Trip advisor have 0 categories anywhere on their site for pubs.

Bloody Yanks are useless desu. They don't get it do they.

They're all under "restaurants" or "attractions"

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>>53939893
>>53939898

She wants a man from brum

>>53939930
Keep posting lad, loving this shit. How do you know it's Birmingham?

>>53939930
Why aren't these brum slags wearing burkas?

>>53939955
there is no /ausnz/ thread... ("balt + ausnz" doesn't exist)

We should leave the EU and join NAFTA

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>yfw Queen of /Brit/ is actually a YANK
gf on the centre btw

everyone except peter hain has been awful

terrible contribution from that comedian
she probably spent weeks writing that as well

>>53939886
Wew

>>53939893
s'alri. Did u do dat deliberately?

>>53939966
they're under restaurants

Just use google maps

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Holly

>>53939965
charli is literally unironcially a paki though senpai

and marina is a greek man

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dægrædsang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF4dTTLo5oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leVpmK54Q9g

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>I watch Question Time

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>>53939893
What is this garbage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ak_dM2EHKE

>>53939998
>/Brit/
>B

fuck off

>>53939965
Charli is literally half India, her facial features are Indian as fuck.

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>using the search engine jew

made a thread asking what canadian culture is but i forgot to read it lmao

Bladee tb h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzSDIIt5go

>>53940094
rude

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>>53939984
same guy

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>Why, yes, I do partake in political discussion

Really like NI accent desu

>>53940094
didn't miss anything

Fucking hell that Declan dude loves to talk

>>53940102
am reading it now

>>53940098
I'm ending
everything is fendi

>>53940020
>Did u do dat deliberately?
what is with you and cryptic messages tonight, what are you referring to

i dont know what you mean again, you have to bear with babby hes usually slow on the uptake, and especially so when hes tired and doing something he despises (esay)

>>53940094
basically America plus hockey and maple syrup (which we have in our border states as well tb honest)

*sneaks up and heems your grandmother*

>>53940055
>>53940089
>Indian=Paki

pls

Calling her a Poo-In-The-Loo would be more apt but she's no paki

Is the pope Catholic?

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>I try to stay informed on current events

>>53940157
*it was a holergram*

>>53940157
my grandma is a dyke! Lol!

had sex 3 days in a row lads

>>53939791
our schools are harder than yours

You need above a 90% to get an A

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ahaha look at this guy lads

>>53940165
South Asians are all pakis and all look the same.

>there are people who are unironically obsessed with chink idols ITT

wew lads

>dat neckbeard

>>53940090
>>53940115
>>53940194
ill end you kid

>>53940211
ahaha.. ha

>>53940204
being molested by your uncle doesn't count as "sex" mate

>>53940211
I can't help the way I look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9NRfk7TG_s

arite lads

>>53940239
all me

>>53940211
what neville longbottom should have looked like

>>53940057
didn't watch it, but from the thumbnail
>my neighbour's suicide :'^( sad face
Jesus Christ woman, have some dignity

dat young lad has a bright future

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>>53940211

>>53940104
Loving these bums lad, wouldn't mind a few more cheeky bums haha

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>>53940324
You've come a long way
but you still have much to learn my son

>>53940257
at home he's a tourist desu

>>53940147
Thought I posted a different song by the same name last night. Turns out it was last sunday so perhaps too long ago for there to be a correlation.

>>53940056
Atrocious.

YOU CAN CRUSH IT BUT IT'S ALWAYS HERE
YOU CAN CRUSH IT BUT IT'S ALWAYS NEAR
CHAAASING YOU HOOOME
SAYING

literally eating a burger as I type this lads

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wóþsange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=202tUuMp5Tk

You're my favourite customer.

>>53940213
no they don't

Pakis are hairier and more Muslim and have a bigger violence streak

The rest are bro-tier

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kek what a chum

>>53940308
Not a bad gimmick

>>53940330
trap is shit
accept it and move on

>>53940339
Mate Pakistan is just were a load Indian Muslims went when we drew lines on a map

THATS THE WRONG HOLE ONII-chan KYAAAAA~~

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>I'm not unironically obsessed with chink idols

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buying a house

gagging for some more bum webms lads

>>53940316
cant remeber any like choone tbvh

>Atrocious
most displeasing attitude

>Homicides in England and Wales up 14%

Hmm what could have caused this?

>>53940457
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

>>53940381
is Charli a Muslim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTovjVqCQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTovjVqCQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTovjVqCQg

Choon

>>53940457
the jews, right?

>>53940428
Looks like an old Nintendo desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61m27snhJNk

>>53940057
This is depressing

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scéawendwíse :(_)/<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ30WRNXBZ8

>>53940506
costs the same too

>>53940457
alienation of the working classes from the means of production combined with a dog-eat-dog capitalist culture

>>53940457

increased LSD use

>A PIG’S head has been tied to the gates of a Muslim school.
>Horrified staff and pupils made the gruesome discovery this morning at the Madani Academy in Lake Road, Landport.

Eh up what's big dave up to haha

>>53940522
RIP Fresh's dignity

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*slurping really obnoxiously*
BRAAAAAAAAA AAAP

has anyone noticed donald trump's name means fart?

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>Ulster is British

>>53940475
What does religion have to do with their genetic code that defines what they look like?

Tories calling Lenin a 'mass murderer' (which he wasn't) when Churchill is their idol. Mon tae fuck.

>>53940566
No. Nobody has done so.

>>53940553
muslims are such big girls blouses

>>53940522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znwunc4ua6g
Old Fresh>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>cancer>>>>>AIDS>>>>new Fresh

Poleaboo masturbated to his Saints Row character

>>53940603
Good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8PVqN4f5HI

>>53940566
yes, endless hilarity if i am perfectly honest

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Government is banning these knives for some reason.

Like literally just this brand.

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Bloody racist Americans

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35363763

>>53940636
Good

re: syria

https://youtu.be/--Vaz9jW054

>>53940617
That's dedication to this burgeoning homosexuality.

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>"Trump, make america great again"
i mean if thats all it takes...

>>53940573
>Mate Pakistan is just were a load Indian Muslims went when we drew lines on a map
If she's a Muslim Indian, then she's more or less what a Paki is

If not, she's Indian

Considering she was born in Uganda and is half white I don't think Paki really comes into it at all

>>53940636
that might be a good thing though.

>>53940663
We should arbiteraly stop Americans coming over here

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sorhleójj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyoA_-QAIig

>>53940721
>>53940668
Yeah I agree that it's a fucking tacky as fuck knife but we shouldn't be supporting more pointless laws.

its a doggy dog world :^)

sara getting BTFO again

https://twitter.com/Joshua_weaverr/status/690318313948323840

>>53940755
stop
your taste is awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkVf58dpsqg

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>>53940741
You already do

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-18002220

>>53940801
>jungle is massif :))))))))

top yourself

>>53940784
Have you ever dropped off her twitter at Brit/pol on eight chan?

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>queen of anything
>not rina
good joke lad you almost got me aha

>>53940784
all her are the same
>shit edgy opinion
>someone argues back
>replies in unintelligible scottish meme dialect

>>53940845
Why have you chosen to post this woman over any other that exist in the world who are just as pretty and make awful music?

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/racist-rant-tram-salford-sorry-10771819

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whatever happened to that banning trump thing? didnt they discuss it recently?

does this kind of hip hop exist in the UK or is it only grime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90unQV6hHW8

>>53940834
>implying that track isn't sick

>>53940636
Zombie-Government conspiracy confirmed

>>53939791
>queen
>coalburner

Yeah fuck off

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>>53940893
1. She is literally the most attractive women I have ever seen, not joking
2. Her music is not shite, it's actually very interesting and I really like her personality so I really like her music. I can see how others might not find it to be "their thing", and that's fine, but it's objectively not shit
3. she is my wife
4. she is cute

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>hashtag 4 and a half percent

>>53940904
I made this image

>>53940914
I don't think so. There is no audio when I try and play it.

>>53940914
yeah, they make shit hip hop here as well

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>>53940974
This post was predestined

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WULDORSANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2kvrbkx6IE

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>>53940845
shoop, heres the real one

>>53940914
>this kind of hip hop
u mean meme-core tumblr rap?

no.

>>53940951
Meaning what, exactly?

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>start dating a girl the first week of January
>her birthday, my birthday, and valentine's day are all within a month and a half of each other
JUST

want to visit greece for sex tourism

>>53940952
its pretty good. but seeking credit for something you did anonymously kind of defeats the purpose

so sometimes i stop at my local grocery store a little close to closing. recently, there has been this cashier at closing who is very rude. the last time i was in there, the manager was standing right beside everyone at the desk and this kid was cussing under his breath.

today I ran my card and it usually prompts me for my PIN number immediately after swiping my card but today it was asking me for an account number. This has never happened at any store I have ever visited in the 10 some years that I have owned a bank card. when i asked what was up with the machine, the guy got frustrated and basically treated me like an idiot. like, this is the first thing he did. there was no effort to explain it. there was no, oh the machines a little weird today or this one is different it was just "what did you run it as? credit? then hit credit." like duh. after that he rolled his eyes and let out the kind of sigh you do when you are disappointed in someone.

Just. Like. That.

So straight up I told him every time I am in here he is rude as fuck asked him what his problem was because we were going to have one if he kept acting like that and that he better get his shit straight. Kid looked like a deer caught in the headlights. I sat there and gave him a chance to say something while I looked him dead in the eye. Didn't say anything.

But idk what the point of this post is. I guess I'm just kind of annoyed. Like, I feel like I handled things the way I wanted to, but it's just kind of falling short of satisfaction.

I let it go last time because I did come in very late and I was the only person in the store and he probably already had his drawer counted so I could sympathize a little bit. But today there were like 5 other people in the store. Should I report him? I don't want to, but every time I see him there I can see it in his body language and the tone of his voice. He doesn't even want to be there.

>>53941011
I just find it funny that I make it for /k/ a couple years ago and it turns up on /brit/

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>imblying Rosie isn't the queen

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>>53941020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLX4NYrW1bI

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>>53941001
theres probably greek men who'll bum you over here though lad

The Hijab is very empowering : DDD

would love to join a lively band of mercenaries in today's modern world and get hired to fight jihadi groups in the desert

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>>53940993
percentage of votes liz kendall got in the labour leadership election.

Business idea: mars bars

>>53941085
just join the reserves you runt

>>53940904
They discussed it, nothing is going to happen.

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>>53941091

>>53941094
no, justice is buying a fucking ticket

Business idea: 2 mars bars

>>53941085
join the ypg

>>53941094
this is a shit image

>>53941094
that's not what Justice means either

more like Equity

>>53941085
My best mate is in Oman right now with the royal navy

>>53941103
Bars from mars?

>>53941118
>fighting for lawful good

pfft

*grins wickedly*

i prefer being chaotic neutral ;)

best online place to buy high quality football hoodies lads?

>>53941125
by far the worst waifu ever been spammed

Excepting Muslim women to learn English is bloody racist

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fuck marry kill lads
keep in mind there ARE incorrect answers

>>53941085
join those south african madmen blowing up all of africa

Business idea: LSD in the london water supply

>>53941169
highqaulityfootballhoodies.co.uk

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>>53941172

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>I post fedora pictures

>>53941184
Business idea: cocaine in the water supply
Aw fuck it's already been done

>>53941148
fuck sofia
kill the bl*nde slag
marry ariel

>>53941180
Fuck Teenage BigChebs
Marry the Latina
Murder the Holocaust survivor

>>53941166
the point is: you talk the talk, you do not walk the walk vis-a-vis, you have not yet put your combat skills to the test

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sarah

>>53941235
alri

>>53941184
business idea: replace all seeds on seeded buns etc with datura seeds
although, how much LSD would you need to dose the city? It wouldn't be that much I think

>>53941184
MI6 here, don't do this.
You have been formally warned.

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haha lads

>Babymetal do collaboration with Dragonforce
>45 seconds of 'wooooooaaaah'

omstbttf (oscillating my skull to be ttf (talk to frank))

>>53941245
was meant for >>53941180

what the fuck is babymetal

is this one of those chink things you autists like so much

Business idea: just go out there and shag a load of birds

>>53941332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBpAC3HGMPE

>>53941332
think kaiwaii anime music with screaming

>>53941332
>>53941348
yes

Just ate a pack of 4 mars bars in one go

>>53941303
*bangs pilum on scutum*

have i got your attention there is a question i demand you respond to

Business idea: ants

just ants

Business idea: has it come to this?

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>>53941294
Its not an ass!

business idea

>>53941381

>ass

fuck off alberto

>>53941379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qQSll7InQ

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>>53941294
DON'T POO ON THE BABY!

>>53941377
*can vaguely visualise your actions and deigns not to look up the exact meaning of your words*

Yes you have my attention.

Some fella from Finland came over to talk to me tonight lads. He kept interrupting everyone and talking about random shit. He also kept staring at me when I looked away from him. I thought Finns were supposed to be autists that avoided social interaction, not autists that sought it.

>>53941430
can you post that little edit again i forgot to save it

I've been asked to attend an interview in 2 weeks time
Can't fucking deal, don't want to do it

in my opinion a Bugs Life was better than Antz, but that's not to say Antz was a bad film. Both had their strong points, but Antz couldn't quite capture that Pixar/Disney charm and that's where it falls short.

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>>53941378

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> tfw you unironically like mlp but the community is fucking disgusting

>>53941469
Hmm, yes, rather.

>>53941291

0.8kg to give everyone a 100ug dose directly. would need much more for that dose to actually be consumed and not flushed down the bog.

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>>53941450
Yes here we are then

>>53941180
I don' t know who any of those people are.

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>>53941487

Alri lads
Been a while

>>53941469
never seen antz

bugs life is a classic though

>>53941498
thankee love

also you fret for naught, a pilum is throwing spear and scutum is shield; purely warlike manly behaviour, no other meanings implied

Bellends.

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>Enough of this shit you bastard

>>53941433

a true autist will behave like that and have no concept of how annoying or rude he is because he's incapable of recognising social cues

>Im 12 years of age and i already have been doing cannabis. I spend my pocket money every weekend on weed. I get £10 a week and whilst my brother is saving up, i was out spending my money on weed. I have bbm and everyday i get dealers bbm'ing me saying do you want weed, because they all know im a 'crack head'. My friends say i should not do it again, because im getting a cough, and its starting to show to my family that i may be doing illigal substances. Lately i have been coming ill, getting flinchy, constant headaches, horrible cough, and very wobbly when i walk. I want to go to the docters but im worried that they might do a drug, alcohol, or smoking test on me. So my plan is to compleatly stop for a while and see if my illness fades, otherwise i will have to come clean.
>12th Apr 2012

Haha wonder what this melt is up to these days.

>>53941348
i don't trust your remixes nova scallytia

>>53941363
>>53941370
smdh lads we really need to start a new totalitarian image board where any mention of anything related to far east asia results in a perma-ban tbqh

going to sleep

>>53941548
Nighty night x

test

Watched knocked up haha
Pretty sure irv2 have showed this every other day for 4 years

>>53941548
good evening

>>53941548
poofter

>>53941510
Antz is like A Bug's Life except it has a plot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BCrL8kDRdI

>16 year-old girl scared to leave her house
>Preyed upon by muslim hordes in public and harassed by muslims multiple times
>talks about her and hear friends being frightened
>says refugees that truly need help wouldn´t act like this and these men should get deported
>a 50 year old friend of her who was made a cripple through a botched surgery receives no monetary help but all refugees do
>calls out to men to protect their female relatives
>knows that a war is coming up
>says Merkel wants to destroy Europe
>"Nobody wants to live in a world like this"

>Account and video deleted by the Germany state funded Bilderberg Facebook police

#SaveBibi

only got up at 2pm and planning a sleep already

I WILL apply for 10 jobs tomorrow for sure

is it snowing lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDVI5nMdwd4

wahey

>>53941589
im an exceedingly tired little cupcake topping

>>53941569
deign to brighten my doorstep again tomorrow

>>53941556
xx

>>53941520
Knew scutum and guessed pilum to be some sort of weapon so did pretty well.

>>53941541
Called facebook lad, off you pop

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>>53941597
OK

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*approaches you and places his hand on your lap*

h-hi x3

I can't believe we used to call you guys lobsterbacks what were we thinking

how rude

turbonormie scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbroi2qOmQ

>>53941535
>>53941433

reading this and being reminded of myself :¬((

morning lads

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>>53940055
>greek
>MAN
"no"

>>53941670
stop posting this vile creature

>>53941548
Night lad, sleep tight

>>53941680
bit gay lad

>>53941603
What's the plan here, fella? Spam twitter with #SaveBibi with the hope that it's good enough and will surely work?

>>53941642
*slaps his head*
waheyyyyy!!! slap head! slap head! ahahahahah! bald as a snooker ball this lad! baaaaald to the bone b-b-b-b-b-b-bbaaaald! hahahahahahaha!!!

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> Handsome British man comes over to your house and fucks you up your arse while calling you a naughty colonial boi

P-praise the queen~!

>>53941680
this 2bh

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>>53941651

>louis has 1.6 million subscribers
>all he does is travel the world
>has a hot gf despite looking like a diseased hippie

https://www.youtube.com/user/FunForLouis

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>>53941642

>>53941772
bit gay

>>53941782
> Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our generals...even though Janny keeps deleting them and all

>>53941642
*chokes you with my massive dick then subsequent to shooting a fat load down your throat, stabs you, set fires to your corpse then waits for the inevitable police enquirers*

>>53941629
excuse me but /brit/ is a normie general

fucking hate my job

>>53941824
What do you do?

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if you wouldn't fuck this paki you're
literally
LITERALLY
literally
a bender

>>53941847
Sell drugs

>>53941603
>>53941722
Answer, you stupid prick!

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>>53941847

fucking bitch mom mmade spaghetti for din din tonight when I specifically asked for lasagna

>THE POWER OF THE WEED
>By:HIGH GRADE
>Tags: DARK SIDE OF THE GREEN
>i stared smoking about ten years ago (18), i only started smoking to help stop doing coke and it it did the trick. firstly id like to say i have enjoyed 9 and a half years of it done dam so many times and socially enjoyed some good times but honestly you wouldnt believe the amount of weed i have smoked but in the last year or so i have experianced the dark side of the ganja, it has changed me so much im scared i wont find myself again, i feel like a bomb ready to go off big time if i dont have a joint as soon as i get in from work. i can be violent abusive generally not a nice person, i dont want to go out, have terrible mood swings my memory is terrible and now the penny has dropped and i am taking positive steps towards giving up and getting myself and my life back on track.dont underestermate the power of the weed it will ruin you .

Don't know why a 28 year old is posting on talk to frank desu

>>53941842
Are you propositioning me?

>>53941855
paki

>>53941876
>>53941876
>>53941876
NEW

>>53941855
she's fanceey

captcha is being nice to me

>>53941629
so you have knowledge of latin, japanese, are an artist and also a scientist/non-arts degree of some description graduate

quite the Renaissance Man i deem

>>53941855
dude if you post this ugly bird one more time i'm gonna jack ye off

>>53941894
not even at 300 replies what the fuck

>>53941855
She's not a paki tho

Wife's son is being really loud in the other room lads.

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>>53941894
>289 posts
>page 1
are you memeing me lad

working on a design for the new houses of parliament 2bh

defo gonna make it round

>>53941922
rasheed

>>53941855

Girls who are a 1/4 Indian are usually hot as fuck

1/2 Indian is usually a bit too much though

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>>53941905
You're too much (ง ´͈౪`͈)ว

>>53942089
>>53942093

insha'allah

alri lads

haha so
here
we
are
the lads
in
the "pad"
a russian name?
vlad
hehe

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>>53941983
brehs