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cara

>>53921428
do you have a job?

>>53921353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKpNTldEKA

>Hi

>We have uplifted your property which is substantial in weight and no doubt value. To arrange postage, can you advise of the approximately value of the goods for postage insurance purposes or would you prefer to arrange for a courier to uplift the box? All the items are in sealed evidence bags which we do not wish to open.

>Thanks

Should I tell them to just go with the Royal Mail default £40 insurance or whatever service, I'm fine taking my chances

>de gay

>>53921459
full time mum

>>53921420

Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. Alison you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock at weekends you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag. tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU

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Are jocks this delusional?

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crayon pop

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>gimp keeps making nü threads with this absolutely pedestrian slag as the starter

Tired of this nonsense.

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Tubeslags

>>53921573
me on the right

>>53921573
me on the platform

>>53921573
me on the right

>>53921573
me in the middle

>>53921540
She's not wrong; there are genuinely not a lot of black people in Glasgow. Lots of Pakis, yes, but black people no.

>>53921495

The guy who owned the hope diamond mailed it to the smithsonian by normal post.

Just go with it.

>>53921495
what's the problem lad?

>>53921573
me reflected on the window

>>53921573
i would smell their vaginas

lads, i have to take a piss every hour. is this normal?

>>53921540

Yes. Glaswegians are a permanent punchline for casual violence

my life is not normal

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Kyary

>>53921546
Choa or Way or whichever one is on the right looking a bit dodgy there.

>>53921722
good lad

>>53921540
>the rest of the UK don't automatically presume Glaswegians are violent criminals

Dunno about you lads but I certainly fucking do

>>53921615
With reading comprehension like that, I'm assuming you're from Glasgow yourself. She's saying that Glaswegians aren't thought of as violent by everyone else in the UK, the way blacks are thought of violent by everyone else in America.

>>53921620
Just don't want to pay more than I have to

>>53921693
distusting boobs
>>53921621
too make up
>>53921739
weird face

>>53921688
diabeetus

What are girls from Glasgow like? Are they pretty?

doing a qpu alignment

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>>53921546
jesus

>>53921688
if you drink loads of water like me then yes x

GET THAT SNITCH
GET THE STRAP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
BRAP BRAP BRAP

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>spend all day working with my dad because he's got arthritis and that makes it the 'right thing to do' even though I don't care about that kind of shit
>tired as fuck all day from my morning running and lifting, I might be short and ugly but maybe I can have a nice body one day
>cold as fuck, seem to feel the cold at least 2 times more than everyone else for some reason
>absolutely starving
>get home
>mum's making her patented famous 'shitty as fuck chicken pie that tastes like wank™'
would it be so wrong of me to just oven up a frozen pizza instead

>>53921821
Not really. See a decent amount of qts around Glasgow uni but in general, no.

>>53921893
that's probably the case, hope it's not a health issue. i drink 2 cups of coffee a day and a cup of tea each hour.

>>53921908
yes

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>>53921739
Pretty sure it's Choa, can't tell sometimes.

>>53921929
sounds a bit bad for you that, i drink nothing but water except when im getting pissed with the lads, which is about once every week or so x

i want some slags lads

>>53921420
How did the slag get so orange?
Is she secretly from New Jersey?
Do you guys even have beaches in the UK?

>>53921929
caffeine is a diuretic, so that's to be expected. I'd consider cutting back though

>>53922040
>do you have beaches on your island?
Stupid arse

>>53922040
Excess vitamin C

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>i drink nothing but water

>>53921960
Looked up a guide to telling them apart for that comment and still couldn't work it out.

>>53922040
>Do you guys even have beaches in the UK?
we're an island
the fuck do you think?

anyone got the

>and i can believe in allah!

facebook chat picture?

>>53922040
> Do you guys even have beaches in the UK?

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>>53921942

dont get the yank meme about textbooks being so expensive, im a 3rd year at uni and havent had to buy one textbook kek

>mfw

>>53922071
Tbf I've only ever seen those white cliff faces. I never really imagined an "English beach" sounds terrible.

For months I've been sickened by the idea of my oneitis starting a relationship with another guy. But I recently received some reliable info suggesting she is a closeted or in denial lesbian, and it hit me that I wouldn't be arsed if she came out and started a relationship with a woman. She already rejected me, so her being straight or lesbian shouldn't matter because she'll never go out with me either way. Is my entire fear based on the envy of another cock in her pussy?

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>>53921546
>>53921960

/brit/? more like /desi/ lmao

>>53922184
Well most of our professors have a stake in the book game. They write or help write the book, you go pay full price ($200-500) and hope you can resell it for a weeks supply of ramen.

don't know what to have for tea lads

funny thing happened at work today

involves a student

>>53922326
Arrogance?

>>53922071
>>53922099
>>53922114
What!? It always looks cloudy and I never hear about beaches in the UK.

>>53922302
can you not just torrent it?

>>53922326
t. manager at jjb

excellent subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychonaut

>mfwmfw

>>53922326
classic

>>53922363
is this the DUDE WEED LMAO subreddit?

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>>53921546
>>53921739
>>53921960

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banter

>>53922393
>>53922339
>comes in for a interview
>leaves after 10 minutes
>boss comes out and says he must be autistic or something

was struggling to hold back laughter desu

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>>53922417
i didn't know the stack shit that high

>>53922442
good riddance

Just back from a 2 day ketamine party

>>53922487
Be honest lad
was he you?

>>53922487
LIterally me.

>>53922528
what happened la

>>53922487
is this the same or a different one you were talking about t'other day

>>53922531
No I was sat in my chair working, I already have a job desu

did make me wonder if she thought the same about me though

>>53922539
what went wrong senpai

>>53922569
its one of the people to replace that guy ye

will MDMA fix my depression?

>>53922589
Nah, I'm just a nervous fucking wreck when it comes to interviews desu.

>>53922595
briefly
comedown can be a little rough

>>53922595
Yes
t. someone who used alot of mdma

>>53922567
A couple of guys rang me looking weed so I managed to get an ounce and a half really cheap - sold them it for a bit higher prioce. Then had like 80 quid profit so spent it on ketamine and I had a half ounce of weed. So I showed up at my mates door at half 11 at night and he was just about to go to bed but I persuaded him to stay up with drugs. Then just went on facebook and got a few cunts over. Sniffed 4 grams of ketamine in two days between three of us everyone else was on pills. Pretty good. My hippie mate pulled out a dreamcatcher because he was having a bad trip was cool

>>53922595
Ye also any anxiety or social anxiety

>>53922595

no

>>53922689
reported this post to the GCHQ

>>53922595
Depends on the type of depression.

LSD, yeah, the big parade — everybody's doin' it now. Take LSD, then you are a poet, an intellectual. What a sick mob. I am building a machine gun in my closet now to take out as many of them as I can before they get me.

PC is buggered lads
Having to post from my tablet
Hope I don't lose my progress on Euro Truck Sim

Also got no meme pics, all those Lisicki's I made are gone

>mum keeps putting cheese in the chicken pies because 'anon wont notice it teeheee'
Just because I eat it you stupid fucking cunt doesn't mean I didn't notice it, I just don't want to be rude. She knows I fucking hate cheese with a passion

>>53922595
yeah until you realise you need drugs to be that happy

>>53922595
Depends, I guess. Didn't really help me.

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>>53922759
I benevolently wish you excessibely superb fortune in your endeavors to ascertain who I really am; however, before you begin your attempt at understanding my true identity, I would like to inform you that there are currently less than eight and more than six servers between us, and that I am using these servers to provess requests for the purpose of hiding my IP address there servers are sometimes referred to as proxies.

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Just an observation lads

Women are handed everything in life. They didn't even need to try at exams in school because if they wanted to they could just shag a bloke and become a 'full time mummy" or a become prozzie or just wank off the boss for a fucking promotion ffs even the ugly ones get a better deal than most most men.

AND THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT "PRIVILEGED" WHITE MEN JUST FUCK OFF FFS

>>53922876
Is there something wrong with your mother?

Teixeira lads

>>53922952

>We

>cheese in a chicken pie

Is your mum autistic?

>>53922876
Your mum intentionally hides cheese in your food despite knowing you don't like it?

Does she think cheese is a vegetable or something? Maybe she doesn't actually know you dislike it

SmH housemate is having sex again

>>53922952
Our year?

goin 2 b up l8 2nite

>>53922976
who are you quoting m8?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1L013k5Hw

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Posting shit from /x/ cool board pity it's went to shit

Just booked my flight lads

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>>53923076

>>53923143
*books seat on a bigger plane to intercept you*

Help Taiwan! (*＾▽＾)/

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/118713

>>53923076
The iluminati ones are cool

>>53923143
congratulation s

ffs I missed Arnie today, he was literally 5 minutes from my house...

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>I browse /v/

>>53923143

When I first flew by myself I was literally vomiting from anxiety. Not even scared of flying. Now I've done it 10 times I no longer care.

Yet I'm still scared every time I go the hairdressers or make a phone call.

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>i go on anythign apart from /brit/

doing a sad

might listen to the smiths

>>53923252
not scared of flying but its a lot of money desu, worried im going to fuck hotels up and stuff

A car bomb has exploded outside a seafront restaurant in the Somali capital Mogadishu, police say.

Witnesses told the BBC's Ibrahim Aden that the explosives-laden car rammed a restaurant at the popular Lido Beach. Five gunmen then opened fire.

--

Seven employees of a popular privately-run Afghan TV channel were killed after their bus was targeted by a suicide car bomber in the capital Kabul.

At least 20 others - including passers-by - were wounded.

>>53923281
hello reddit

>>53922931
>>53922997
>>53922993
fuck off chatting shit about my mum you cunts

it goes in the pastry and the rest of my family enjoy it but je ne fucking pas manger fromage

>>53923318
Will that cheer you up?

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>>i go on anythign apart from /brit/

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>>53923174
Based man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KMwXHN5BY0

>>53923333
>fuck off chatting shit about my mum you cunts

>mum keeps putting cheese in the chicken pies because 'anon wont notice it teeheee'

You brought the mad cow up

>>53923333
You need to get out, lad, it's a cult.

>worried im going to fuck hotels up and stuff
what did it mean by this

>>53923346
nah it'll let me wallow in self pity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZShAkOOVhI

Choon t͏bh

>>53923447
Silly billy

>>53922876
does it give you headaches?

So this possible new planet has a 15,000 year orbit and is as far as 90 billion miles from the sun.

The sun is strong eh.

>/brit/...is it....over...?
>At long last...No gimmick, rules forever, my son.
>I see only archives...before me...

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>I browse /x/ and am currently posting /x/ pictures in this thread

>>53923448
Okay.

>>53923407
When you arrive your have to bow to the receptionist in the correct way or else they don't give you a bed and you have to sleep on the floor.

>>53923491
i reckon I could still heem it

>>53921420
why aren't they wearing pants

>>53923517
I forgot about /his/

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>>53923488
it reminds me of snot and i hate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ
Bitches be trippin
Should have smacked her back in line after that knee

>>53923542
that was /k/

>>53923647
exposed female chest

>>53923737
Prove it.

>>53923532
the tokugawa shogunate expelled the spanish and portuguese

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>reading /x/ about the new planet
>"ancient civilisations must have seen it 15,000 years ago hurr durr"
>it's 20 times further away than neptune
>neptune is invisible to the naked eye

Do you support Poleaboo in his jihad against the normibibiles?

Nibiru is real

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-planet-nine-20160120-story.html

Need a wee wee

>>53923818
Why did the freemason cross the road?

>>53923818
kek

>reading /x/

this is what we are to society
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_planet

They have either been ejected from the planetary system in which they formed or have never been gravitationally bound to any star or brown dwarf

I would go to /x/, but i'm way too easily spooked.

I couldn't even read the screamer thread in /v/ last night before i went to bed.

>>53923887
Speak for yourself, abnormie twat.

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>>53923860
Dunno lad.

>>53923881
It's good to read when you;re tripping

>tripping

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in love ngl

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ay le mayo

>>53923194
>My parents are over 65 and retired. I would like them to join me here in UK as my adult dependents. Having them around, it will help my child to relate to my culture, strengthen my child's bond with his grandparents and help him understand family relationships beyond his parents.

Literally fuck off

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Business Idea: vote for and support Communism in order to bring about revolution and turn the nation into a commie shithole that no one wants to immigrate to

>>53921573
Me under the Tube

>>53921573
Me not pictured because I'm the engineer but on strike

>>53924109
John Constantine.

>>53924010
Should've gone to specsavers

Question : if the UK is full of almost passed out slags who can barely see straight, hobbling along on the high street, what's stopping you from dragging one with you in your apartment and shagging her ?

Just scold her along the way for being too drunk, passerbys will just think she's your gf tbqh lads.

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>why yes, i browse both /his/ and /x/, in fact a myriad of boards; you could argue im an avid 4chan user

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>>53924150
Lel. based show 2bh movies even better.

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Going to wank later on. Just remember that the person who typed this post will be ejaculating later. Sperm will be erupting from my willy at some point later tonight while endorphins flood my brain.

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>>53924150
me on the right

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https://youtu.be/ZxalEA53008?t=55

you wake up, suddenly you're in love

>>53924168
weirdo rapist twat

>>53921573
Me the dude standing outside the train

>>53924168
this is a good idea the next time I am out with a drunk slag I will do this

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>I play Skyrim and drink sake

>>53924245
Please stop, I can only get so aroused.

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>im 5'6"

>>53924168
the police desu

>>53924241
thats beautiful

>>53924256

>posts Maisie in /brit/
>thinks others are weirdos

ayy

>>53924267

Why didn't you think of it first was my question to be perfectly frank with your person.

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>>53924109
>he isn't volkisch

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>>53924298
>hamilton

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>I'm not 6'2"

>>53924313

Will the police seriously stop you from helping up a passed out whore at a bus stop ?

Aren't there too many slags for that to be even feasible ?

>>53924168
Rasheed

Business idea: take 1200ug of AL-LAD

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>>53924354

>not being brownpilled

>>53924373
>albanian
good gimmick

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cara

>>53924313
If they stop you just explain to them it was just a prank

Business idea: take a 1200g of speed

>The first ship through the canal was the British P&O liner Delta.[51][52] Although L'Aigle was officially the first vessel through the canal, HMS Newport, captained by George Nares, passed through it first. On the night before the canal was due to open, Captain Nares navigated his vessel, in total darkness and without lights, through the mass of waiting ships until it was in front of L'Aigle. When dawn broke, the French were horrified to find that the Royal Navy was first in line and that it would be impossible to pass them. Nares received both an official reprimand and an unofficial vote of thanks from the Admiralty for his actions in promoting British interests and for demonstrating such superb seamanship.

Merchant Navy banter

Business idea: Kill all degenerates

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I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts in your mind. Why is it that people think it's so evil? What is it about it that scares people so deeply, even the guy that invented it, what is it? Because they're afraid that there's more to reality than they have confronted.

That there are doors that they're afraid to go in, and they don't want us to go in there either, because if we go in we might learn something that they don't know. And that makes us a little out of their control.

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>>53924451
thanks pham

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Teixeira leaning soon

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>>53924420
why are you trying to seriously debate the methodology of rape

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This anime is VERY smart lads

>>53924510
what are you doing in albania haha

>>53924420
Just fuck off back to cologne please

>>53924519
This makes sense to me.

>>53924505
t. Avid Pink Floyd fan

>>53924519

I'm trying to understand why slags feel it's completely safe to be wasted in Shariah zones after dark.

>>53924440
good idea
>>53924446
green pill seems the most fun
basically just smokes way too much DMT

>>53924577
they dont?

>>53924517
teixeria is going to chelsea desu

how many images are in your slag folder lads?

>>53924502
when/why exactly did this Change Of Heart come about

>>53924510
what's that next to the kettle?

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>>53924502
QVEM DEVS VVLT PERDERE, DEMENTAT PRIVS

>>53924577
Rasheed

>>53924533
nope

>>53924517
he's injured pal

>>53924564

Wew lad, stop being a miserable cunt.

>>53924577
You poor soul. Worst case of memes on the brainI've ever seen.

*pulls shroud over you*

>>53924612
wew lad

to play with fucking pato? top jej

>>53924615
Poleaboo only collected underage slags, looking forward to reviewing them all a few days from now when he has his laptop back

>>53924633

>Prius

Jesus truly was a hippy.

>>53924629
because im gimmicking you fucking autist

Life is a bridge or something.

>>53924699
stupid abc

>>53924673

This general is a giant meme, I don't see the problem.

>>53924724
no youre not because youre not doing drugs anymore

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>>53924729
very good lad

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>I will never have a cock this thick

http://chloe-foster-pornhdvideos.tumblr.com/post/131871997229/chloe-foster-takes-this-huge-dick-deep-in-her

>>53924778
*pulls shroud over you and staples it to the table*
*beats you with a bed pan until you stop wriggling about*

>>53924780
im not drinking anymore either you daft cunt, doesn't mean im suddenly against drugs and alcohol

>>53924771
ironic how her idol countries of Cuba and Venezuela largely subsist on fossil fuels for their energy.

>>53924600

Then why do they do it ?

>>53924820
>white on white
trigger warning please

>>53924855
they dont
shariah zones do not exist

>>53924771
hasn't this bitch killed herself for attention yet

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Do you know this feeling?

>>53924836

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes butter knife*

>>53922343
Probably bait but I will entertain it.
There's many beaches although the majority aren't great desu

>>53924820
Poleaboo wishes a woman would just castrate him and take him as her slave

>>53924905
dun this to a lad once

>>53924887

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_patrols

There is literally a wiki page on it.

>>53924979
>groups of young Muslim men, members of an organisation that called itself the Shariah Project,[1] who patrolled streets in East London from 2013 to 2014. Early that year, videos of their activities, filmed by members of the patrol, were uploaded online:[2] these showed hooded members of the patrol confronting passers-by and demanding that they conform to Sharia law

just some antsy rasheeds telling gay people to kill themselves
stop believing everything 4chan tells you

>>53924979
>tinfoil hat wearing autists spent the time making a wiki page
Great proof

>>53924820
name of the guy?

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>53925055
>tinfoil hat wearing autists

Where do you think you are Pajeet ?

>at work today
>have to call a customer
>notice his name is Rasheed and burst out laughing
>thankfully he didn't answer

>>53925088
not in /pol/

>>53924979
>5 lads with a YouTube channel

>>53925111

Check again.

>>53925146
???

>>53925166

You're on /pol/ lad. I don't know how else to tell you this.

Cuck.

>>53924840
get your act together ignorant child

>>53925166
half the people here are from /pol/

>>53925188
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>>53925195
yeh n theyre all invalid autistic teenagers

>>53925188
fuck off frog

Literally getting sexually harassed at work lads. Middle-aged woman bought me a mankini in the Secret Santa, and when she dropped something she made a lewd suggestion that I should change into the mankini and pick it up for her. Don't mind 2bh, just pointing out the double standards.

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>>53925106

>>53925233

I'm more English than you lad. Working class scum.

>>53925225
you sound like the autistic one here lad

have to poo but afraid my acne pills gave me the shits

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>looking a book review for a book I'm thinking about buying
>the end of the review is "I only wish that in future books he adds some diversity to the cast and world as the white, European cast seems bland and unrealistic"

literally nothing I care less about. Also I think it's funny that an all white society in a fantasy book is considered "unrealistic" these days, lol

>>53925292
shit gimmick

>>53925235
if u dont mind its not really harassment is it
most girls do mind because they dont have much control over the situation so they want society to control it for em
double standards argument is a bit silly, boys are genetically & physically dominant so a girl coming on to them is basically harmless

>>53925263
nah

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos, then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs, with suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls. All of those moments will be lost...like black sperm...in white fanny...

- Batty Boy Roy, BLACKED Runner

>>53925331

>Also I think it's funny that an all white society in a fantasy book is considered "unrealistic" these days, lol

/pol/ and /x/ made joint sacrifices to the Old Gods so that meme magic could cross the cosmological barrier and impact our world.

We wuz kingz and shiet is now reality, among other things.

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>>53925333
*hands you a £20 note to delete this comment*

>>53925367
>boys are genetically & physically dominant so a girl coming on to them is basically harmless

Nigga you need some equality & diversity training

>A fun two-in-one stress relief toy by Enjoy Toys. This is an amazing double sided onahole featuring the pussies of an experienced mother and her shy daughter. Made from high quality stretchy material, each hole offers a different sensation from fun and bumpy to nice and tight. Made in Japan.

Poleaboo is considering a purchase

Give me the name of a porn star I won't be able to resist masturbating to

>>53925436
Kacey Cox

>>53925436
ur mum

>>53925436

Lily Rader.

>>53925367
I agree with you 100%, but it is a double standard because feminists don't accept that men are physically dominant. Personally I think things like domestic abuse towards men are less serious than domestic abuse towards women for that very reason.

>>53925406

we wuz kingz is a genuine belief for some african americans and has been for a long time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-Percent_Nation

>>53924905
pls stop before all the lonely /brits/ begin to cry

>>53925549
HOL UP

>>53925556
why you even say that?

>>53925549

>The New York City areas of Harlem ("Mecca") and Brooklyn ("Medina") were named after notable Islamic cities by members of the organization.Other areas include Detroit ("D-Mecca"), New Jersey ("New Jerusalem"), Chicago ("C-Medina"), Queens ("the Desert"), Connecticut ("New Heaven"), St. Louis ("Saudi"), Seattle ("Morocco"), and Dallas ("the Sudan").

Well, shit, my sides.

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>or sex life
>sex life
>life
Kek

>>53925436
Sunny Leone

BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING FEAST

kek

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1453400373851.webm

want to worship a girls bum

>>53925715
you gay?

https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/690224894894870528

Got a fancy chef's knife for crimbo and it's great but every time I wash it it slices the fuck out of the sponge.

>>53925671
LOOKING FOR IT'S DAILY BEAST

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>>53925613
IM ONE OF THEM
feels bad man
:'c

>>53925678

actors

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>>53925436
>tfw don't watch porn

Boring desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqPODTcRHI

lol..

>>53925549
>>53925630
Louis Theroux's docu on Black Nationalism was fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqPODTcRHI

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>>53925757
>I know plenty of people who went to Oxbridge and I am as intelligent as them so trust me, it's not that

wish i was brown bread

>>53925678
>woman runs off when found out to be cheating
this happens on jezza k too, why?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)

>>53925768
angle the edge away from the sponge or do the old pinch u wally it snot hard

Listening to Tame Impala lads

losing weight but breasts are getting bigger

???

>>53925768
dont cut yeslef

>>53925948
Estrogen m8

>>53925948
its called transitioning

>>53925852
>>53925875
>Louis-mind

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>Thought I'd love nothing more than to get bored of /brit/
>Get a job and get bored of /brit/ or have no motivation to look at it after work
>Wish I had sometihng else I enjoyed doing

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https://poal.me/rrjdt1

/brit/ got kicked out
do we want /cum/ to out do /brit/ or not?

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Paying tribute to Bowie

>>53925715
>tfw used to make my gf strip completely naked, lay face down on the bed and just massage her arse for hours

best thing i've ever done in my life not gonna lie. with the view of pussy poking through too, it was just the most erotic experience i could possibly imagine

>>53926019
>>53926019
>>53926019

NEW THREAD

>>53926019
>>53926019

got a stomach ache

>>53926029
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53926054
*rub* *rub* *rub*

>search nutella but can't find it
>ask in /brit/
>"nigga there is nutella everywhere"
>check again
>they are right

th-thanks