Culture Pals - /cp/

>>53915945
First for weebs like tiny wieners

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>>53916274

>>53916611
Oh, change the parameters, otherwise you will find my profile

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This is the first thing I've said to her in months, mind you. Why are Russian girls so qt?

5th for separatist qts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3I9i2eamQo

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>Juggling 3 European QT's that want to fug you

Hard work m8's.

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swiss is literally everywhere

>>53916611
t.ahmed

>>53917674
did she fuck our guy?
or everyone is switzerland has yellow fever

Am I the only one who can't seem to connect with any of these slavic qts? It hurts my soul.

Hi guys malaysian chink here. I am now in vietnam,awaiting the next flight to paris, is this thread made especially for me? I am marrying a lith qt after all...my next flight to paris is in 1 hour. How's everything? Internet here sucks balls

>>53918272
Maybe you're not patient enough to talk to people with broken English. Gotta be skilled there and I'm not

>>53917674
Is Tinder even worth it?

I kind of want to use it to chat up euro QT's

>>53918674
Just set your phone location to GPS Only and download the app 'Fake GPS' to spoof your location

>>53918716
I have Iphone so I think I either have to buy Tinder Plus or jailbreak my phone.

>Message a Swedish feminist, a perfectly nice and respectable message.

>She replies back defensive and angry.

Why didn't I expect this?

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Are Taiwanese Dollars meme money?

>be chilean
>find qt girl who can come to south america whenever
>some Peruvian guy has her as easy pussy
>tfw cucked by Peru

>>53916611
they don't actually let you search 13-15 year olds.

>>53918636
No one gives a shit :(

Perhaps I shouldn't bother you guys with updates. .

>>53915945
>post screenshots from guillotines etc.
:D

>>53919080
you should post nudes or at least boobs
we would tell how/10 they are

>>53919080
S-sorry, don't know what to say and I'm very tired (I'm the German that asked about video games)
Have a safe flight :3

>>53918895
Lol. It's your fault. Don't message someone who is a self proclaimed feminist.

>>53919232
No way I'm posting my fiances boobs here. It's okay. Just thought of updating you guys because I promised to,since I'm wasting thread space i should desist. Have fun.

>>53919281
Thanks bro, should I keep updating?

>>53919390
NO

no one cares if some mongol in lithuania has yellow fever

>>53919460
Okay Ivan. Good luck fucking your hand.

>>53919390
Do it when you're in France please, I find it interesting.
And when you're in the Lithuanian airport pls try to tell us that you're there before you meet her, it's pretty wt because you will be a nervous :3 (ofc only if you can get wifi at the arrival where you pick up your luggage)

>>53919549
*absolutely nervous

>>53919460
kek jelly because the chink gets Lithuanian pussy?

>>53919549
Okay. though Ivan is butthurt lmao

>>53919549
*qt
>tfw not used to posting on mobile but my PC broke

>>53919588
See you in 20 hours. Will be posting under a French flag. I will be get for another 30 mins

>>53919390
This >>53919549 (are you me?)
Keep us Hansels updated

>>53919712
Yessir

>>53919080
Get drunk at airports my dude

>>53919536
well my hand is the only woman I can trust, and she always stay loyal to me

don't judge me

>>53918955
Taiwan is a meme country

>>53920122
>Taiwan
>a country
pick one

>>53919588
hold on

chink is a dude???

she says
>my fiancé

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>>53920156
Exactly

>>53920090
Such is life in soviet russia

>>53920067
That's the plan .I am gonna buy a beer in france. Vietnamese beer is shit desu. Any recommendations?
>>53920090
Ermm okay. :/

>>53920171
Yes I am a dude. Fiance can be any sex.

Besides Turkey, which European country has the thirstiest women?

>>53918887
>look urself first
RUSI REKT

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>>53920251

>>53920090
R u Igor?

>>53920254
Sweden or Germany. Only caveat is you have to be some shade of brown or darker and/or muslim,

>>53920401
:^)

Alright everyone, going to board now. Wish me luck. Au revoir! Bye!

fuck off

>>53920254
if you're brown: nordic countries
if you're white: Spain, Italy, Poortugal
if you're azn: France
if you're black: Germany :^)

>>53920479
>17:34:32
>>53920482
>17:34:38
fastest flight ever

>>53920413
how did you know?

>>53920479
>mfw Moet at 34€ in Roissy's duty-free

>>53920615
You're posting quite often these days + the loyal woman thing, that's why you started body building afaik

>>53920201
Try the thai beers they are better or get some soju or eat some salty snacks they make the beer tatste better thats what i did in vietnam

>>53920769
He body building?

Post some gainz bro

>>53921323
smooth

>>53921323
epic, epic for the win bro

Urgent reminder that if you buy a car in Portugal right now you'll get a plate with the following combination (N = number from 0 to 9) NN - QT - NN

Why haven't you bought a car already?

Lads, my korean qt just said she missed me when she couldn't speak to me due to timezones.

I'm so flattered lads.

>>53922299
i can get a custom plate for cheaper than the price of a new car.

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>>53922299
i know I'm qt. thats why

>>53922404
she doesnt have skype

>>53918955
>exchanging at home

>>53922540
you also think she is fake

>>53923151
I had them from last trip

>>53923508
i'll let that count

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>log in
>viewed 24 times this week
>6 messages

I've realised the best way to ditch qts is to tell them the truth about London

They've all romanticised it so much that telling them it's Western Europe's single worst city and surrounded by an amorphous cultureless blob of shite makes them practically cry

>>53924838
but my qt has visited london a few times and liked it, also i don't live in london.

>>53925052
Neither do I - but girls always think either the whole UK is London, or that I could only conceivably live 5 minutes away since the UK is the size of a Wal-Mart

>>53925138
i did shock a japanese girl once when she asked if belfast was near london or edinburgh
it was quite funny, she had no idea northern ireland was considered part of the uk.

>>53925204
yeah its pretty close, almost neighbourhoods

>>53925204
You in Belfast? There's too many Brits in /cp/. Clover needs regional flags. I assumed you were one of the other 40 westerners

are northern irish the same as the other irish?
i feel like irish are the gypsies of the british isles, but are northern irish too?

>>53925390
Most of us are cancer, honestly. Luckily my parents brought me up well - there are so many wiggers here it's ridiculous.

>>53925390
Nah Irish Travellers are the gypsies of the UK - they're distinct from normal Irish. Northern Irish are a pain in the arse (beautiful lasses tho) and we tend to pretend they don't exist

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Today in the bus a qt and I spent 5+ minutes staring into each others eyes.
fuc lads why do i fall in love so easily?
im not even autismo, why didnt i talk to her?
why are you reading my blog?

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>>53925864
I didn't ask for it, familia.

>9 days until Taiwan

>>53926178
i'm excited for you lad

http://www.interpals.net/cheecheekz

A hot new Kazakh girl. Get it fast.

>>53926178
>two months
shieet
haven't even started planning shit yet

>>53926509
>baiting

>>53926699
Fang jetzt an, dann passt das schon, Brudi

How do I NOT become clingy? I've been talking to my QT every single day for the past few months. Everything is good. Just I've never liked someone before, and I can just see myself turning into the clingy type, which is something I want to avoid. What do

>>53926699
>planning
I usually have one qt and a few backup chinks in case something goes wrong with qt.

Are you in Taiwan for the first time?

>>53927038
Stop being a faggot. And get more than just 1 qt

I'm a half - black girl, which group should I try it most with? The few times I did join I got the least traffic from Eastern Europe and Northeast Asia. I could at least try Middle Eastern or North African countries, yes? They wouldn't mind.. yes?

>>53927114
try what?

>>53926699
All you need to know about Taiwan:
https://youtu.be/cYYVATuLwCA

>>53927110

but I really like my main QT. like, a lot..

I am talking to 2 other QTs, but nothing more then friends.

>>53927052
no, but first time leaving taipei
i have a lot of girls around the island i've been talking to and going to meet but they're all ugly (except for one) so not sure what i got myself into

>>53927155

Try talking to them and putting my targeted demographic on there, I mean.

My last experiences were that the European Koreaboos and Weeaboos ignore me but at least the Middle Eastern ones have the decency to keep the conversation going and act interested

>>53927114
talk to me if you're cute and don't have facial features that are too negroid (wide nose etc)
we can sex too if you want to

>>53927311

>we can have sex too if you want

Lol

>>53927261
>leaving Taipei
Do you have some Chinese basics? You will notice the English knowledge of people decreasing with every meter between you and the 101.

>>53927299
Middle Eastern men are like Thai/Asian women, I hope you're better than that
If you're 5+/10 you shouldn't have a problem with finding guys to talk to
Koreaboos and Weeaboos just ignore everyone other than their beloved yellow skinned idols

>>53927378
i never talked to anyone in taipei either lmao so i wouldn't know about that anyway

>>53927311

lol

>>53927435
ok I see. I'll go to bed right now and check this thread later. Hopefully I'll decide by the time I wake up.

>>53927507
good night but isn't in like noon for you?
You don't have to decide on anything

>>53927507
i can be gentle or rough whatever you want
i am a good sexer

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>>53926509

>>53927449
How did you order food without talking?
"wo xiang kao ya" was my first sentence. Ordering food is needed to survive.

>>53927722
i was never alone, had a chink to order for me

The fuck is up with the search?

>>53927722
McDonalds
KFC

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>>53924381
>log in
>viewed 44 times today
>5 messages

lel and i still havent messaged anyone first
i seriously dont understand how you guys dont get checked out and messaged by qts all the time

>>53927208
el em ay oh

>>53928080
how new are you?

>>53928108
Oh fugg, sorry for tripping

Support Culture Pals in /int/ Battle of Generals

Vote here: https://poal.me/i0u4ci
Thread here: >>53928012

>>53928109
new,new
why?

>>53928307
when you're new you get featured on the site a lot more
Your views will steadily decline

>>53928307
new ppl are on frontpage thus loads of hits

btw in that pastebin, Polish poorfag pasta is actually richfag pasta

>>53928307
44 is not that great for a newfag

>>53928364
>>53928399
>>53928403
I signed up a month ago.
Is that new?

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Qt laughs at my inability to do maths calls me dumb
Fuck college algebra

>>53928903
the second i handed over my final exam i forgot everything about maths i had learned the past 13 years
do i look like a GAY NERD or what

Fuck. All my bookmarks disappeared. Did this happen to anyone else?

>>53928903
She shouldn't laugh at you, she should drop you.

>>53929117

http://www.interpals.net/bookmarks.php here you go.

>>53929210
Thats rude alberto

>>53929073
Haven't taken a maths class in seven years since i was in the service and doing other shit cant wait for that shit to end

>>53929073
DROP THAT SICK EDUCATION CUNT! DROP IT!
(as long as you don't need it for uni)

anyone ever chat with uglier girls just because they enjoy talking to them?
it gets a bit awkward when they confess to you though.

>>53929584
yeah i only talk to uglies because talking to pretty girls scares me desu

>>53929603
no need to b scared, just b urself lad.

>>53929698
but what if myself is scared ;_;

>>53929479
I want its take that or a meme math class like math for liberal arts which might not transfer so fugggg at least qt is turoring me

/Dezyderata
*I am very smahrt*

>>53928903
>maths
Stop this, you're an American and you don't need the s at the end of math

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>>53930044
Qts said it made me laugh now i say it all the time deal with it nerd

i lied im back hello

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>>53930896
They're always coming back :^)

>>53930896
hello i am a good looking white man, single and disease free would you be interested in dating me if you are a girl

>>53930896
Chinese/Portuguese? :D

>>53930896
what is your profile?

>>53931036
no
>>53931106
ethnicity chinese i speak a little portugese
PORTUGESE OUT!!
>>53931109
i am probably the only girl in macao, it has been posted here before

>>53930896
Como está o teu Português?

>>53931164
What's wrong with us, we did you better than the chinks :3

>>53931164
Natashaslave or something like that?

>>53930896
Hey bby i knew you couldnt stay away from my burrito
Lets do the no pants dance while i stick my chimichanga in your sweat and sour sauce


Cue love making music
https://youtu.be/OtVyEZymUFo

>>53931164
why not?
i'll take you on a gondola ride through fake venice and we can play black jack together

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>>53931255
"better"
>>53931269
>>53931324
no

>>53931428
why are you so rude?
it makes my dick hard

>>53931428
Oh, so you won't post your profile? :/

How are you? What is interpals like for a girl?

NIGGERS

>>53931469
I got her Skype, let's spam her
>RichArt12346

>>53918895
What did you say?

>>53931469
Because she is poison

https://youtu.be/FmrA6_hZtZ4


I want to play nanking with her she can be the villager and i will be the japanese imperialist after snorting some tiger liver

>>53931527
i have posted it before i think
"hi how are you ?"
i answer good
"do you want to learn turkish ?"

>>53931745
Do they have access to good wine in macau???

Because i have great ideas

https://youtu.be/kO6BtpIzIiM

>>53931527
Almost the same as when you're a guy. You just get Turks and Arabs instead of Thais. If you block these Arab countries you'll be fine. Though some Americans and guys in general are quite Turk tier.
And you get a lot of views fron scripters, so if you're clueless about there being an auto-view script, you might be confused about people always viewing you.

>>53931745
>not blocking Turkey
Also, are Turks also into Asians?

>>53931830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gqa7bXlNc
>>53931957
you can block countries?
yes they are from my experience

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>>53931164
>>53931428
Porque tanto ódio contra Alberto Barbosa?

>>53932029
i want to make the sexes with you!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZ696SPqx4

>>53932033
estúpido
almost as rude as mainlanders

>>53932033
Por que*

>>53931590
>This Skype
Old but gold

>>53932029
>>53932164
But i want to be her motivation

https://youtu.be/doIEw4ZP35M

>>53932029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gqa7bXlNc
Not bad for Chinese music desu

>>53932468
Not posting the GOAT chinar song

Good for the gym
https://youtu.be/rRyNc8rCDI0

>>53932244
I think Cantonese is a good language to make a fuck to, do you know My Little Airport?
Their cute Indie sounds make a perfect sex atmosphere for a romantic Macau sexing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKErUmwwjCs

Please let me do it with you.

>>53932029
Yup, just check your settings :D

>>53932308
>tfw got this ID from this guy lmao (post related is him >>53921323)

>>53932244
Are you a qt?

WHAT IS LOVE

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>>53933224
i wouldn't know

>>53933056
thanks ill check that now, im probably going to block china, america, and turkey, maybe sweden and brazil

>>53933271
>blocking china
why do you keep pretending you're different from mainlanders?

>>53933271
bost profile

>>53932810
>>53933271
Dont listen to hans bby be my rose

https://youtu.be/MqUNx8xy70U

>>53933259

I swear to god dude, I want to have sex with my QT so fucking bad!!!!!!!

Fuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk.

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>>53933224
Baby dont hurt me dont hurt me

>>53933302
why do you keep thinking you are different from refugees?
>>53933326
find it

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>>53933271
Actually you only have to block Turk tier countries, I rarely receive messages from Brazil for example. But well, maybe there are weird Brazilians that like Macao >>53933259
Don't cry anon
>pic related

>>53933224
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>53933406
because i am not a refugee
you're just a chink though
a chink with casinos

/maiiong
Here's Macau girls profile

>>53933406
>Lives chinar with casinos
>All chinks love to gamble

Literally the same shit

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>>53933400

Don't hurt me, no more

>>53933271
Macau darling don't listen to Mr America >>53933338

I would cross an entire Ocean just to see you. And make a good sex with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M2iWArJE-w

>>53933417
DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

>>53933406
>>53933521
But hans i can actually fly because i believe i can can you fly hans?

https://youtu.be/GIQn8pab8Vc

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>>53933406
as you can see, Macao is still missing on my list. Let's meet up.

>>53933679
>fuck a streetshitter
do you have any self respect

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>>53933446
>tfw she blocked Brazil

>>53933679
Fuck off med kit shes my little apple

https://youtu.be/odtp3xYmgUk

>>53933727
I just wanted to point this out as well.
Dude, you are me, right?

I have a diamond hard boner right now. But I don't want to masturbate because it fucks me over the rest of the day.

What do?

>>53933727
Indians can be qt af tbqh.

>>53933856
edge until the balls burn

why are you giving so much attention to this """"""qt""""""?

>>53933957

My nuts already ache dude. I get a boner almost everytime my QT messages me. At night when I shower I can see the pre-cum stains in my shorts. She makes me constantly horny. Fuck. I can't wait until we meet again.

>>53934047
I want to sex her

>>53934047
>implying it's a girl

>>53933884
Didn't u fuck a 3/10??

If so opinion discarded

>>53934047
To make her squeal ln cantonese when i shove it in her pooper

>>53934154
"AAIIIIYAAAAAAAA"
you like it when i FUCK your ass bb???

"DUI DUI DUIIDUIDUIII"

>>53934047

Because my QT is gorgeous, very caring, funny, did I say cute? Talking to her literally makes my day better. Since we met I've noticed I've been accomplishing more during the day, and overall have more energy then I used to. I like her a lot :)

>>53934154
flirting in mandarin is better.
wo xiang gen ni tzuo ai t.b.h.

>>53934393
>being a taiwaweeb
>using pinyin
join the bopomofo masterrace

>>53934198
Kek this

hey macau do a vocaroo to this

>>53934393
Heard plenty of mandarin yelping and squealing not much cantonese only had one hk girl

>>53934482
my qt actually installed a Chinese keyboard on here. But I'll never figure out how to use it.

>>53934624
didn't you want to dump her yesterday
stop calling her "your" qt
you're a pathetic manwhore

>>53934482
Shut up nerd

>>53934668
bbut why is it OK for others? >>53927110

>>53934806
if you love her, then love only her.
you were talking about kids
all the while you have a bastard somewhere in eastern europe, playing it off like le epic memesexer of the qts
you're despicable and disgusting

>>53934806
I think lts funny

>>53934934
>if you love her, then love only her.
>you were talking about kids
and what if people change?
>all the while you have a bastard somewhere in eastern europe, playing it off like le epic memesexer of the qts
what should I do instead? Cry myself to sleep every night because of it?
>you're despicable and disgusting
thank you

>>53929117
Happened with me as well.

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>>53934934
He doesn't care hans just sit back and watch the train wreck that will come of his life

>>53935484
http://www.interpals.net/bookmarks.php here you go.

why i block america: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtCfm7SKbU

>>53935457
don't worry dude, i still like you.

by the way i'm flying to the Ukraine on tuesday

>>53935771
no one cares
no one likes chinks but max autismos that enjoy animus

>>53935879
didn't you tell me to GTFO back to Germany some threads ago?

>>53935771
I swear on me mum i am gonna wreck that yellow cunt good innit

https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M

/fadiah112
>viewed me
think I'm in lads

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>>53936219

>>53936182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxG6RdRfHO4

>>53936219
dude, ugly girls make me genuinely feel sad and like sack of shit.

I wish for a world where everyone is pretty. :_C

>>53918895
Post messages.

>>53936336
Kek


>>53936479
We all do mang

>>53927038
Get more qt's. Also, remember that girls have had at least 3 cum facials on them already by the age of 18

>>53918895
>Messaging a femminazi
>one from sweden

You don goofed son

Post the reply for some giggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q
music

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>>53937725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzdWVic82A

>>53937725
Shit taste

https://youtu.be/1UAIxwYEgm0

>>53937725
>not listening music from your parents
disgusting.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eupKr7J3_Ts

>>53925390
The non-terrorist UK Irishmen are usually descended from Scots, particularly those in Ulster. They also have a different, distinct accent from the rest of Ireland.

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anyone else here seriously learning a language?

>>53938683
Russki moy drug, da.

>>53938300
I like your taste and dubs Portugal
https://youtu.be/keVATnS1RVA

>>53938683
Actually learning nip got my textbook can speak it far better than reading and writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqwlftpLsQ
Only good chinese song i know desu.

>>53939962
>A better tomorrow

Mah nigga

My QT just sent me this mmmmmmm :)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TNHq5IkILjw/VN6ebpW1IpI/AAAAAAAAASA/qEcOgVTts3s/s1600/tumblr_mm5l3nIdfY1qb55eao3_250.gif

>>53941017
fag

>>53935715
Portobro can you tell me more about your city. So far it looks like I'll be studying there after summer and I want to make sure it's a good choice since it's at the top of my list.

>tfw finally got a message
>it's an autistic Swedish guy
:(
I wish i was attractive

>>53942037

jealousness detected

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>/cp/ is now jerking off over chink-guenter
when will it end

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>>53942643
Dunno lad reckon another 20 days

Chillin in the sauna gonna lift some weights for qts

>>53928903

>qt does that to me
>Start talking to her in Portuguese just to shove in her face the fact I speak more languages than her unilingual self
>She gets mad

>ugly girls ignore me
>hot girls answer

Riddle me this.

>>53938683

Jeg laerer norsk med to pener jenter.

>>53942643
you should thank me for not coming to australia

>>53943629
Hot girls get tons of messages, so they don't have time to browse. They open IP and go straight to work talking to a bunch of guys.

Ugly girls surprisingly really picky and have a special snowflake complex, so they just ignore you.

Rate my half-baked theory boys

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My qt really likes elephants so I plan on getting her a ceramic one with a day of the dead design on it for her bday. Good idea?

Pic related would be the type of design

>>53943813
baked?

>23yo single mother who likes to write "dog-related prose"

the fuck.

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>not wanting a Latina qt

Too bad 99% of them are weeaboos who aren't so easily enamored by anons like Asian qts are.

>>53943893
>Half-Baked: (of an idea or philosophy) not fully thought through; lacking a sound basis.

It means I didn't bother putting more than 5 seconds of thought into it.

>>53943987

Any ass pics from her?

>>53938683
Yes I'm learning Portuguese and Czech right now and I can speak basic French.

>>53943866
Yeah that's actually a nice gift

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Hi, Anon! :)
Can you help me? I want to check how polish adjectives sound to foreginers. So I preapared for you 21 polish words. These are the words which can be translated as beautiful, nice, disgusting, wonderful, awful, awesome etc..

Please, rate the sound of each word. Is it positive or negative in your opinion?

The significance of those words you can find here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VzQwdfLiM5

1. Okropny
2. Piękny
3. Obleśny
4. Odpychający
5. Uroczy
6. Miły
7. Parszywy
8. Szpetny
9. Przystojny
10. Cudowny
11. Śliczny
12. Straszny
13. Koszmarny
14. Urodziwy
15. Paskudny
16. Atrakcyjny
17. Ładny
18. Brzydki
19. Ohydny
20. Wstrętny
21. Odrażający

H-Help /int/

any ideas how I can get through these boring conversations in-between Skype sex sessions? She keeps talking about her boyfriend and it's severely off-putting.

>>53944580
Tell her to stop talking about her bf.

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>>53943600
Thanks bro

>>53943744
Pic related

>>53944900
are you mad because i blocked usa?:D

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>>53944952
Im mad because no nudes :-P

>>53944952
post profile ricenigger

>qt angry I didn't say bye
Am I in?

Being a Manlet is a blessing in disguise. Being passively ignored feels much better than being actively ignored.

Also; in Sheffield's roughest club right now, just touched the toilet seat and all. Pray for me, I don't want herpes

>some Russian is named Konstantin

Can there be a better name than this?

>>53945719
I mean as far as Ruskies are concerned , Ivan and Igor both feel funniet

>>53945634
Welcome to the club

>>53945414
You people are fucking retarded, it was already posted in the thread you mong>>53933446

Drunk AF just so yous knows but I'm so lucky to have my Basque qt. Going to go fuck the living daylights out of her rn, thanks all. Also help me ditch my crazy slovak

>>53946484
>Also help me ditch my crazy slovak
How has she crazy, please tell a story? I'm bored as fuck and this thread is ded right now.

>>53933446
>tfw fat ricenigger with bigger nose than you gets more comments on her profile

Fuck this life

>>53943744
that won't send back the other million of you already here

>>53946516
Just that I can't stop telling her I'm in love with her and she keeps reminding me she's in love with me but I have 0 feelings for her
Also if there be any foreigners here, I'm the one who speaks Spanish, Cornish and Portuguese so go fae it

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>>53946652
>speaks Cornish

Hey guys, rate my profile.
http://www.interpals.net/Pez3476

>>53946521
Life on easy mode for women bruh thats why i put it in their poopers and pee on their legs in the shower

>>53944676
She can only talk about her boyfriend or about her orthodox faith (she's Polish)

If i didn't get her to dp herself with carrots I would have ignored her tbqh. She is quite qt too

>>53948458
>dp with carrots
Go on anon

>>53948653
Fine, I'll greentext it, but I'm shit at it. I recorded the whole thing with fraps but for some stupid reason I have 174 videos, some are less than a minute long and one is 15 minutes. I've had a few cheeky wanks to it.

>qt is smashing her box with her fingers while choking herself with one of those long thigh high socks
>I'm cheering her on, fapping furiously to her sexy Polish accent and the occasional Polish words
>ask her if she has a dildo, she says no something about not liking toys
>ask if she has a cucumber or carrot
>she gets this devilish look and scampers off with the sock still tied around her neck
>she comes back with a bag of carrots, she doesn't look keen anymore and seems to have second thoughts
>tell her "you won't do it, you're scared"
>she slips it into her minge and fucking enjoys it
>continue skype sex, she's in doggy with her ass facing the screen
>tell her to put I in her ass
>she does it, the absolute mad woman
>tell her to put another one in her vadge, she does that too
>she can't into rhythm but she still enjoys the feeling
>I cum buckets
>she came 4,times during the session including twice from the carrot and once while having one in her ass
>we just lay there and giggle about what she just did

>>53949162
That's hawt mate got a chink to use a bannana but no dp and she only did ot for a little :/

Pretty sure I have a qt that only talks to me when she wants to get lewd. Is this good or bad?

>>53949417
Its good for a fun laugh and wank

>>53949481
Yeah but she just disappears and doesn't reply for like a week and when she comes back I have to guess if she wants to get lewd. She always does its just effort though working it out.

>>53949713
Does she have a nice bagoo?

Am I the only one getting disconnected when using the search function?

>>53949745
No she is brown so that isn't great either.

>>53949916
Dats wacist

>>53949995
Sorry lad I don't mind some dark skinned girls but she is Indian. Still I can't complain about the easy lewds

>>53950273
Share them up in here m8

I want to creampie chink-guenter

>>53949765
Interpals is just generally fucked for me

>>53949765

not sure, I haven't been on IP since I met my QT

>>53949765
I've never used the search function. qts come to me.

>not really ;_;

>>53950845
Did you fuggg?

>>53949765
yes IP is broken

>>53949765
It still work if you search through the address bar.

>>53950902

We just hung out, so no. But Sex is guaranteed for when we meet again in May. Even then, I don't care. I just want to spend time with her and hug her.

>>53951145
Faggot

>>53951145
>rescheduling sex
is this bait? Was she like "oh anon I like you a lot. But I want to wait another few months to fuck you"

>>53951186

How is that faggotry?

I actually care about this girl. So yeah, I want to have sex with her. And I will, she told me she is dreaming of the moment when I slide her panties down her smooth legs. So yeah it'll happen. But I just like this girl, I'd be happy just to spend more time with her. She is mentally healthy for me.

>>53951285

>rescheduling

nothing was "scheduled" other then meeting.. we spent time together and got to know each other better. We only had 2 days together. I don't see the problem

>>53951295
this is bait.

>>53951295

The qt from Italy right?

>>53951332

It's really not though..

>>53951362

Si. What gave it away, the 2 days part?

>>53951295
Faaagggggg

>>53951463

nigger

>>53951295
>she told me she is dreaming of the moment when I slide her panties down her smooth legs.

I've had three girls tell me this and if I wasn't stuck on this prison island that is expensive as fuck to leave I would have been balls deep in all three within a week of them telling me this.

>>53951480
Stilllll a faagggggggg

>>53935953
nope, i'm the newest medpac here i guess. just started that shit 2 weeks ago

>>53951509

Well, the problem right now is I just took vacation (holiday) a few weeks ago. So my job won't approve it for me to just leave now. And she said that she'll have the house to herself for a few weeks in May, and said "you need to stay with me, I will show you the best hospitality :)". So that sounds ideal to me. So as soon as she gives me dates, I'm booking my flight

>>53951586

>not denying you are a nigger

Kek

>>53951688
So we are 3 now.

Lads my Thai qt who was getting abused by her family hasn't told me about anymore beatings. I feel like she just wanted the attention.

>>53951964
i think so, yes. where's the third medpac from?

Hey guys in france now..how is everyone? Malaysian chink here

>>53952753
don't they strip-search you for being a muslim

post pic of ur qt

>>53952753
doing fine so far, how about you, getting nervous?

>>53952832
I am not muslim obviously . I will post our wedding pics when the time comes

>>53952862
Yes. Security is very tight they literally search every muslim and niggers now. Thank God they didn't search me. Maybe because I look east asian

>>53952897
>Thank God they didn't search me
What are you hiding?

>>53952948
Nothing,I just don't want the hassle lmao