Foreigners, what's the most American thing you've ever done?

participated in a burrito eating competition (and won)

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>>53912102
Threw a party dedicated to July 4th with my friend while wearing the American army uniform

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>>53912102
>It's an "Americans were solely responsible for World War victories" thread

Went to McDonalds in Rome

>>53912457
woha

>>53912331
>>53912370
Good lads

>>53912102
When I was in the army cadets we went shooting and then we got together on the night and made fun of Pakis et al and some kid who brought a Communist hat with him was made to burn it because it was considered treasonous.

>>53912370
Holy fuck I just noticed how slav you two look. God damn..

I once ate a large mcdonalds meal and a large kfc meal together in one sitting

I ate at McDonalds

>>53912564
>no side of taco bell
You tried

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>>53912561

>>53912638
>Taco Bell
>Australia
mate, not all of us like having explosive diarrhea.

Celebrated at a 4th of July party with an American friend.

>>53912697
>they also have marine corp blue dress Cs
Is this from a VK meme or are you and your friend actually that autistic?

>>53912832
It is a meme. If you google image search it there are dozens of posts of it on other sites.

>>53912712
Then you aren't doing America right commie

>>53912102

got diagnosed with diabetes

>>53912910
Childhood kind or American kind?

>>53912102
i ate in pizza hut when i was a kid (pizza hut stoped existing here a couple years later)

Made a shitton of money and didn't pay any tax

Went to a shooting range with a friend I made while I was in the states. We fired everything from small firearms to god damned AKs.

>>53912102
Shot someone at McDonalds

>>53913332
Pizza hut sucks dick anyway. Except stuffed crust, bretty gud.

Dominos is somehow better than pizza hut nowadays.

Drank three big glups one day in Chicago

shotgun'd a beer

>>53913647
i tried it again in NY last year, it tasted different here

>>53913647
Tried both, tasted meh, I guess I got what I expected, corporate garbage
I'll stick to my micro-pizzerias

watched the superbowl and pretended to enjoy a coors light

Let my boyfriend plough me in the arse.

Ate 3 burgers in a row.

>>53912102
i ordered 2 cheeseburgers for myself yesterday.

i could only eat 1 :( i will never be american

Ate in McDonald's twice in a day
>feelsbad.jpg

I've felt free

I once went to Africa and got caged by the authorities for expressing my discontent about their beloved leader

>>53913912
Jesus man, at least eat something that worth the huge amount of money you're spending, like Burger King and... yeah, Burger King. Everything else is putrid shit

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>>53912102
Lived off frozen pizzas for about two weeks.

>>53914126
none of them are worth what they cost, except maybe wendy's chips with cheese and bacon

>>53913871

Friend, it takes time, but I am certain you will fit in.

>>53914126
>>53914218
Eat a homemade hamburger is way better than any fast-food

Shat myself once

>>53914260
>fast-food
>not fast
>it's barely real food

This meme needs to end

>>53913871
>can only eat one burger
Jesus Christ man get your shit together..

>>53914304
>>53914260
Take your hippy communist faggotry out of this America thread right the fuck now.

>>53914379
Sorry, here's a nice american song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

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Got the cravings for a burger right now 2bh.
What should I pick?
Burger King has soggy ass burgers with terrible bread, but they have onion rings which are god tier.

Or Mcdonalds that has double cheeseburgers that are nice and greasy, and good french fries.

Had my wife's son circumcised

>>53914448
wow, they are the other way around here

>>53914478
Mcdonalds burgers are soggy as shit too, but the good kind of soggy.

>>53914448
>Not getting the onion rings to put on the double cheeseburger and eating with a side of fries

Get it together man

I traveled around Central Europe for a month while almost exclusively speaking English.

>>53914559
But burgerking cheeseburgers suck.
And Mcdonalds onion rings suck too, what do?

>>53914448
You do both obviously.

Some of you people..I swear

>>53914531
burger king bread is actually not terrible here, the power charts would be like this:

Burger:
-BK
-Wendys
-McDonalds

Chips:
-McDonalds
-Wendys
-BK

Specials:
-Wendys
-BK
-McDonalds

I think going to Tokyo Disney Land is the most American thing for Japanese.

>>53912436
No its not the pic isn't really related to the topic nor does it say solely.

>>53912457
I heard they serve Calamari there. True or false?

>>53914665
Wendys>BK for burgers desu.

>>53914642
>burgerking cheeseburgers suck.
this is true, but buy a real burger from them like the steakhouse

the bread and other ingredients are not soggy, it's completely different from their cheeseburgers

>>53914934

Except when you buy their "gourmet" burgers you're just paying the same price you would for a better meal at a cafe

>>53913818
Op said American not Swedish.

>>53914126
Wendy's is better desu. They actually seem to use legit vegetables and there ground beef is fresh.

>>53914981
>the same price you would for a better meal at a cafe


is it normal to have meals in Cafes? here you wouldn't go there for actual meals, even if they sell a few meal dishes

>>53912102
I'm currently in progress. McDonalds promised to build first restaurant in my region by the end of the year, so when it open I'll buy everything they written in menu at once.

>>53914181
That's just depressing family.

Went to Boston during summer
> Snapback
> Jordans
> Those varsity jackets
> Went to firing range
> Went home
> Fucked around with a crossbow
> Had a BBQ

Was pretty neat desu.
Was mad as hell I could only find PG Tips whilst over there. Shits weak as fuck senpai

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>>53915070
I know

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>>53912751

I would consider it a cultural victory if some lonely limey fuck were to celebrate the 4th of July, but I'll take a potato prince as a consolation prize

>>53914260
True but it really depends on the ingredients you purchase to put in it, low fat beef on a grill is a bad idea and you need good cheese and vegetables.

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>>53914181

So you spent about 4470 kroner total?

>>53914304
>not fast
It is when bunda monkeys aren't making it.

>>53914448
Any good local places?

>>53915098
We'll, he had crates upon crates of beer. I couldn't of cared who/what it was I was celebrating.

>>53912370

I admire this, but why waste your money on the uniform.

>>53915046

Yeah, usually you have a brunch around 10-11ish and skip breakfast and lunch, so you have one meal instead of two light meals.

That's only if your a cityfag like me though

>>53915143
Some of the offbrand ones are pretty cheap, and they're often on sale for 50% etc, it's alright bachelor food on a tight budget.
Unhealthy as shit though.

>>53915224

what if he were celebrating the Great Famine?

>>53915203
Yeah, but that means I have to step out of my car.
Ain't nobody got time for dat.

>>53914126
>BR thinking they know what good American food is
Was BK your first time eating something that wasn't white rice?

>>53915066
Wouldn't that be like six months salary in Russia?

>>53914642
>Mcdonalds onion rings
Never seen those here.

Ate Subway and though it was a healthy meal

>>53915392
You get like 3 rings for 4 buckaroos, not worth it at all.

>>53914915
Agreed

>>53915435
People would riot here if they tried to charge us what McDs charges foreigners for food.

>>53915066
I thought Russia closed/banned McDonald's after we put sanctions on. Did something change?

>>53915143
It might be like here where you can get the smaller ones for two bucks at a dollar store.

>>53912102
tried to not make people jealous but failed.

>>53915832
>tried to not make people jealous
That doesn't sound very American at all.

>>53915320
>Yeah, but that means I have to step out of my car.
>Ain't nobody got time for dat.
Thisight be the most American thing in the thread.

>>53915435
That's fucking robbery. Onions are a cheap vegetable.

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>Closest Wendy's to me was shut down
>It was replaced with a Starbucks

>>53915291
The birth of America.

>>53912102
went to KFC and McDonalds when visiting abroad

>tfw eating sweet rolls at KFC

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>>53915087
I don't think I've ever not seen twinings at a grocery store. I've never tried pg tips. Is it really bad?

>>53912102
i stopped reading books

>>53912102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZosqXOyc0
K/D ratio, m8

>>53915377

Why would it?

>>53915587
>I thought Russia closed/banned McDonald's after we put sanctions on.

What? Banned McDonald's? You, americans, seem to be so weird people. Sometimes i can't even figure out where you are joking and where you speak seriously.

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eating burgers and sheit during the superb owl
bretty good

>>53916260
>>not living in the home state of Wendy's

>>not having 3 within a 10 minute drive

Ohio doesnt have much save for the flight, presidents, astronauts, and burgers... also Skyline.

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Speak english and play in american servers in online games

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>>53916068

>have sex with cat
>tell 4chan

>>53915587
Putin closed four restaurants in Moscow after the sanctions for publicity, but the company isn't banned. I believe he had them closed for health violations, which is good banter, but there's still like 500 McDonald's restaurants operating throughout the country.

>>53920898
>Sometimes i can't even figure out where you are joking and where you speak seriously.
On 4chan, it's important to remember that Americans will often intentionally say stereotypically obnoxious things to get some sweet (You)s from Europeans

t. American who has started numerous "Tesla was American" threads on /int/