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cara

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Azusa

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kpop desu lads

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Kyary

fuck this world fuck my life i can see the end in sight

Essex

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>>53884420
>>53884429
>>53884443

Just found a tripcode that starts with Uk.
Selling for one british meme

does anyone know an autistic lad who's a bit of a nonce who lifts weights and makes coffee for a living?

>>53884363

>>53884448
what's wrong lad?

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Bookmarked The Jihadis Next Door lads. Gonna have some keks tonight I guess.

>>53884365
>>53884420
>>53884429
>>53884443

We would be so much better off without these 4 cretinous oxygen thieves

>>53884480
Sersh

>>53884443
could we have a little edit eh could we how about that eh a little edit what abouts it eh love

>>53884482
should've gone to a boys' school

Would absolutely ravage Katy Perry

Fittest pop star of 21st Century 2bh

To the town of Agua Fria, rode a stranger one fine day
Barely spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say

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>>53884473
here is one hot meme

>>53884462
Do people like TOWIE in the UK? I love it if I'm honest. Sort of brings me back to Jersey shore days.

>>53884550
>no gravy

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>>53882981

>>53884550
ah, meme pie, my favourite

nonon

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>>53884538
Wrong

https://twitter.com/rkyzaddy/status/689550077472436224

>>53884564
plebs do

gonna make some pasta tonight :3

>>53884534
Yeah alright after I've had me tea.

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>>53884569
such a lust for revenge

>>53884564
Geordie shore and Made in Chelsea are better

>>53884568
>gravy on a wigan kebab

Where can I get some good chips in Tower Hamlets?

Canada is a french land. Anglos go home

>>53884550

#NNaoVOtunajHso

>>53884504
>one is british the rest isnt even human
hm

MASIE WILLIAMS ALERT

TURN ON ITV RIGHT NOW

slut
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/689422918665707521

>>53884587
agreed

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>>53884622
dolmio?

>>53884657
thanks lad

>>53884629
okiedoke xxoxooxxx

>>53884655
Can I live at your house rent free?

want to worship a girls bum

>>53884670
tbf Muslims devolved, they never used to be as bad as they are now.

>>53884657
cheers

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You literally can't refute a single thing he says

Just went on a fully r9k audiobook-esque rant to mummy
Feel like a bit of a pleb now

Which known /brit/ users do you reckon have autism

>>53884678
dolmino is actually better than italian supermarket souses tbvh

>>53884736
you mean you didn't record it? shame on you

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>>53884678

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>the average life expectancy of a Daesh fighter is about two months
Thanks Daesh from purging the world from its scum.

>>53884740
'bena

chang
https://youtu.be/08ReSm-jT7w

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>>53884770

>>53884736
I did the same the other day because I made a Christmas Cake before Christmas and she's had one fucking slice because it's 'too fattening'. Told her I wouldn't have made it if I'd known she wouldn't eat it.

>>53884740
Westmids

>>53884733
notice how he doesn't offer any solutions, just points out other problems

>THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Gg7gdk5qk

>>53884740
All of them

marmite on toast for dinner

>>53884770
Brendan Fraser on the right

>>53884740
190cm/lisicki, he's obsessed with being a normie

>>53884853
>unironically believing the financial crash was caused by polish cleaners and not billionaire bankers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhh8SxOKVUY

who where /bedfordshire/

>>53884838
Good post
t. Me on mobile

Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.

>>53884363
>>53884482
Heavy that one lad, nothing like that really happened to me desu

When I was in year 7 a year 11 lad used to follow me home and call me Chucky and fuck with me all the time. He picked me up once and threw me down a steep hill and I got covered in shit and whenever I saw him in school he'd shoulder barge me or trip me up. Once he threw a 2p coin at my head really hard and it really fucking hurt. I hated that fat cunt. I used to fantasise about killing him haha

>>53884908

I believe that but like he says they never offer any solutions, only point out the problems.

If you try to tax the rich further they just move their money abroad.

>>53884967
Give us an example lad

If you call someone and it goes straight to voicemail, do they get a missed call notification?

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>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.

Sent a phishing email to her bf

Playing a dangerous game, lads

Stormzy is complete shit

>>53885015
w2c

>>53884363
>>53884983
Fuck and I thought I had it bad.

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well lads, the paki was a terrible shag

>endless compliments at the door
>"you're so handsome"
>"your dick is huge (5.5 inches)"
>can't get my cock in because she's so bored she isn't even slightly wet
>"your cock is too big to fit"

also she had bad breath from tonsil stones

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>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.

Post script pages from the r9k play

>>53884354
Who is pic related? See him all the time - meme`?

>>53884733
He's right

>>53884821
better than some of your other "music", but has a foot far too firmly in the beep beep autistical genre; as a result it gets an exceedingly average 5/10 do better

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I need help /brit/ I'm shit with girls and /britfeel/ just meme'd at me when I posted

>Azn qt grill sees me last term after not seeing me for pretty much a year
>"Anon you've lost so much weight, you look really good. I'm having a party for my birthday, you should come, etc"
>Is generally pretty flirty with me but I want to go get drinks with my m8s
>Invites me to the party a couple of days later
>Start talking to her last night after sending her a video
>She says this

Does she want the BWC or am I being too optimistic?

>>53885058
a very famous man

lads The Chase just won an award

based Bradley on the mic now

>>53885058
https://youtu.be/u9QjeJw8AX0

>>53885078
Shag her

>>53885046
Did you get her off adultwork or vivastreet?

>>53885095
non, juillet !

>>53884992

ching chong ping pong
chang fang wang dang
chong

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>>53885146
adultwork

>>53885116
Based Wiggins

>>53885121

Why is he so shifty? Never stops looking around

>>53884992
longing for someone
I sit by the gate and draw
eyebrows on a melon

>>53885150
Bon allez! Juillet

>>53885192
he gets uncomfortable when he unable to walk forwards towards the camera in front of him

>why yes, I do partake in poetry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHBsVv_weCs
much better than the tv coverage we got

>>53885116
probably buzzing for some coke at the after party

>>53884712
No
But you can learn the language of united humanity, french.

>tfw you have social anxiety and the police are questioning you

FUCK ITS SO BAD

>WHY ARE YOU SO FIDGETY?
>WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AWAY?
>WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS IF YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING?

gf just put out a new music video (she's in the yellow), what do you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo

>>53885182
Sounds pretty terrible lad

Should be able to get your money back

>>53885046
The fit one you posted pics of? Sheet, unlucky pham.

Tonsil stones are a fucking menace.

>>53885330

Why were the police questioning you?

>>53885373
>>53885046
post pics

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despise coalburners

>>53885046
Post pics

>>53885406
he's a paki

>>53885406
he was being racist in greggs

>>53885355
>Should be able to get your money back
lmao

2bh i probably could've nicked the money back, she was out the room for like 3 minutes afterwards

>>53885373
yeah, so promising too

her body was still good but other than that it was a waste of £150

>>53885413
>>53885422
http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX

going to sainsburys

>>53885406
not for raping little girls for certain

>>53885414
But that's all there is in Britain.

>>53885452
gross tits if i'm honest with you

forgot about tax on FUT and just lost a load of coins fml

eating pickled quails eggs

Put lipstick on the rari, she said "that‘s delicious".

>>53885452
what the fuck is up with her waist and breasts?

might make a cheeky new thread, see what the janny has to say about it haha what am i like xx

>>53885494
who geez a shite ahaha

>>53885452
Quite fit indeed lad

Shame so terrible in bed though

>>53885452
>£150

Was that just for a shag?

>>53885488
just FUT my shit up

>>53885533
£60 shags are an STD gamble

>want to plug laptop into TV so I can watch Netflix on big screen
>laptop only has VGA and DisplayPort
fuck

>>53885452
How long did you last?

>>53885559
Roll the dice

>>53885559
>what is a condom

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jan/20/labours-new-members-mostly-wealthy-city-dwellers-leaked-report

>implying this was ever in doubt

>>53885564
Get a chromecast you utter simpleton

>>53885564
buy a chromecast good goy

lads i need more calories for all this weight lifting malarkey like.

I got protein covered, and I'm pretty full because I am eating alot of food.

I was wondering should I go with more fat? (chucking a lot of olive oil on the chicken and going with blue top milk) or should i just try to force myself to consume more and more carbs (rice and oats and cheeky breadrolls here and there)

Although the latter sounds healthier, its alot more difficult because I'm already eating a fuckload of this shit.

ky r u here

bet he's gone to fucking morrisons

>>53885559
any pound shag is you idiot

>>53885559
so you didn't shag her? she wasn't wet?

please clarify

>>53884770
>eh looki here who just came out of his cave

>>53885559
are her tits fake?

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Was he a better PM than Cameron?

>>53885604
>>53885605
>buying something to do something I can do for free
nah pham

>>53885564
>DisplayPort

Never come across that irl desu
>>53885606
Porridge lad

>>53885585
i told her to blow me, lasted about 5 mins

>>53885624
tried lad, tried

BRITISH SLAGS ARE MY LUST

just boshed like 10 pickled quails eggs. pretty morish 2bh.

>>53885624
The balls didn't touch

>>53885406
>being my usual NEET self staying awake until 5am
>decide to go for a cheeky McDonalds at 3am
>in line to order my food
>police come in
>"excuse me, can you answer some questions?"
>they sit me down and start questioning me
>they keep having a go at me for being nervous
>get arrested on suspicion for stealing a car
>locked in a cell for 15 hours
>have to talk to some detectives and shit
>get put on bail and sent home

ALL I WANTED WAS FUCKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER MEAL AND A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE FOR FUCKS SAAKE

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>>53885648
yes

>>53885656
muh business laptop
see it more and more in newer cheap laptops and computers, still not all that common

unless you have a graphics card from AMD or Nvidia made in the last 3 years

>>53885606
chinese food is the ultimate dirty bulk

PER L'ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53885690

Not read anything more middle class than this

>tfw last for fucking hours when getting a blowjob
>lucky to last about 5 minutes when fucking

>>53885715
Is this real? What the fuck.

Are you black?

>>53885294

can't meniscus the saviskas

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ITT: faggots

>>53885612
he better had as he didnt take onboard my critical opinion which is a hanging offence

WE WILL CONQUER THESE DESOLATE LANDS

ARREMBAGGIOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53885715
you're fucked m8

>>53885469

thats why im gay

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>MMXVI anno domini
>postare ancora in inglese

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Why do brit women prefer italian men?
Is because we are better than those cucks?

Dumb the queen's ass lickers

>>53885019
Poleaboo you're going to get yourself arrested again

OUR LORD EZIO GREGGIO SHOW US THE WAY

LET'S BRING SOME CIVILIZATION TO THESE BARBARIANS

>>53885755
same

>>53885606

eat peanut butter from the jar

>>53885772
100% real
The cheeky bastards searched my room as well. I'm a white lad with a beard.

>>53885827
I'm not, I din do nuffin i's a good boy. They'll soon find they have nothing to link me to that shit.

>>53885859
their nascent dago genes that stem down the line from roman rape just urge their entire being to bend over and get impregnated by thick fertile italian sausage

>>53885656
>>53885656
already eat porridge my man
no more oats can fit in my protein shake bottle, but maybe.
>>53885730
nah i just need something cheap to add to my diet that is full of calories and easy to scoff but not unhealthy.

I'm thinking maybe just a cheeky beans on toast or something

I got them big racks right on me

>>53885900
eat shit from my ass

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I don't like the look of brits

>>53885740
Alitalia>araba

>>53885867
he'll go to jail this time, become radicalized and become the next anjem chutney

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whats with the shitalians in here

>>53885900
allergic to nuts la

>>53885953
brits are ugly

>>53885877
>>53885966

la festa delle doppie cominciaaaaaaa

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>>53884751
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJAJAJAJAJA

Lad I'm a bit confused t.bh.

People often say Germany needs more immigrants because of an aging population but Spain, Portugal and balkan/east european countries have a lot of youth unemployment and lower wages.

So why not import them instead of muslims?

Instasync?

>>53886006
Wow anche nel filo ho doppiato! Sono quello del
>SÌ

in dire need of a GABA agonist

>>53885916
Why didn't you say you have social anxiety?

>>53886012
rorke

>>53885975
le ebin raid

>>53886012
because that's racist

it must be exclusively non-white men who are allowed in Germany and Sweden. Don't question Brussels

>pic: typical brits

i dont need to sell my sooul

hes already in me...

SERVONO PIU DOPPIE

DOPPIE

>>53885931
Bread then?

Dunno lad, ask /fit/

>>53886061
nice one you eejit

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>>53886061
forgot pic

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>brits

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>>53886061
kek this

servono rinforzi queste doppie ce le porteranno

>>53886027
Yes

putting ice cubes in my bum

>>53886101
why is there so much black hair in the crowd?

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>wiki says there are 'rumours' that there is actually going to be one last season of Blandings

loif is once again worth living lads. Season 2 was riotously funny in parts. I'd post this on /tv/ but no one would care, so I hope you'll understand.

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>>53886061
>pic: typical italians

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thinking of buying a pair of these trousers.

thoughts?

>>53885755

I can't cum from either unless the blow is absolutely extraordinary

Literally ruins my relationships. They get insecure, think I don't find them attractive and eventually can't take it anymore.

Why is the captcha so shite tonight? How do I reset it?

The more I post the harder it gets to solve, having to do at least 8 attempts for each post.

>>53886027
Westmids lad?

>>53886039
Have a cheeky pint lad

>>53885494
My mum pickles quails eggs too haha

>>53886152
good for fags

I don't like admitting it, it's embarrassing and I don't know, like I'd feel stupid and awkward if I said "I have le social anxiety meme" to them out loud.
Plus, I had no idea I was going to be arrested, they kind of just whipped out the cuffs very suddenly.

I doubt telling them I'm an autist would've changed anything

>>53886152
Autism

>>53886152
dont just put a hoodie on your legs trust me looks the same

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>>53886143
hey brit SLAG wanna hang out with me? I know you crave my big italian cock

>>53886190
>not using legacy

shake my head family

>>53886139
i'd rather just read wodehouse

>>53886152
looks like you took a dump in your trousers

>>53886152
Has he done a poo?

Hello is BAE Systems lad here

Pls respond again

>>53886165
Bender

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>>53886143
>damage control
Kek

>>53885606
Peanuts have a vague amount of fat/protein in them, are cheap as fuck and calorie dense. If you can afford it go for mixed nuts instead though.

To get more fat eat more pork t.bh

Been using 290g carbs / 145g fat / 110g protein as my macros at the minute and that's a fairly decent ratio

Art is an extension of the artist.

>>53886222
can't solve that

>>53886252
Alri

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>Art is an extension of the artist.

>>53886216
>>53886255
>two Italians

What are you doing here?

>>53886027
go on then go on then

want to shag a paki despite the poor experience of one of our fellow lads here

>>53886291
your mother is an extension of my dick

>>53885975
I don't like the fact that you post with ayano pictures. Cease and decist you immesurable worm.

>>53886254

Life would be a lot easier if I was

>>53886283
Interview other day went well I think
Think interviewer said he's gonna invite me back for the second one

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>>53886272
reset till it's just numbers, although mine is always just numbers unless I mess it up

>>53886216
Did you know the most famous and well known Italian in Britain is a chef on morning TV because he gets middle aged women's knickers soaked

AYYY ITS A ME
A GINO D'CAMPO

>>53886328
Actually laughed.

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>>53885755
same lol

literally cum in less than 1 minute whenever fucking with no johnny

could sense my girlfriend's (now ex gf) obvious disappointment and unfulfillment as I pull out of her and roll over, I would usually muster up a boner and go for round two, which lasted a lot longer

>2016
>still not noshing off boys
Lmao fucking plebs

>>53886328
alri paki haha xx

>>53886267
ur mums uterus is my masterpiece then haha

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>>53886329

>>53886293
Underage ebin memesters organized a """""""""""""""""""""""""raid""""""""""""""""""""""""", please ignore them
t. Alberto Bavosa

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>brit """"people""""

>>53886267
It's the opposite ..
Left driver

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>>53886355
He is incredibly attractive though.

No homo

>people say that immigration to the UK must be stopped
>they don't remember that Britain has been getting foreign people for thousands of people
*tsk* *tsk*
how hypocritical of white british racists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_immigration_to_Great_Britain

>>53886374
>>53886385
>>53886387
>>53886391
wops out

>>53886353
you have to reset it each time you post?

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>>53886387
I don't get it

Proper love that prickley hair you get a day after shaving.

>>53886401

>thousands of people

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are brits even people?

why are irish so much better than pasty shy brits?

>>53886401
nah ukip wants 50k immigrants a year, which is higher than it's been throughout most of history

>inb4 'haha le baited xD'

posting quality hasn't even dropped

>>53886395
I'd go D'A(CAMP)O for him
If you know what I mean

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>Police taunted Barbie Bandit(arrested in Bueonos Aires) with a song about the falklands as the questioned her

post yfw argentines CAN handle the bantz

>>53886349
Well done then. For the AI team? Did you tell them you are open to traveling or relocating?

brits have ruined teeth? is it true?

>>53886387
>>53886433
Saved. Also, best shit I've ever read

>>53886410
make me sissy brit

>>53884482
Lmao you were an apex beta loser. Bet you wish you could go back in time and just smash those cunts?

I didn't get it anywhere near as bad. Some faggots would steal my waterbottle and play 'piggy in the middle' with it but that stopped after year 8. People respected me in sixth form.

pastanigger what happened thought u liked us

>>53886526
yeh

Remember Pooey Lynx Lad?

Italians are hairy manlets

>>53886569
how you deal with it? girls let you kiss them?

>>53886513
Applied intelligence yeah
Recruiter put me in for the team in Gloucester after reading my CV, they're gonna transfer over my SC n tings if I get it

>>53886569
th th TH TH toTEetH xF

no one bullied me just ignored me ;_;

True freedom comes from finding humor in your own suffering.

>>53886422
I only use the quick reply window, it disappears after every post...

>>53886433
an italian girl is saying how english """""men"""""" are shy and insecure and basically you have to ask them out and not viceversa. CUUUUUUCKS

>>53886605
they have ruined teeth too

>>53886410
fugeddaboutit

*chin flick*

>>53886557
wuahahah

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gf sent me this

>>53886597
say that to my face fatty, I'm 177 cm. Bet you wouldn't be so bold!

>>53886619
Isn't already bad enough being you?

>>53886630
yeah so am i, i just tried the legacy captcha and refreshed it nearly 50 times and it never changed to numbers

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Oystere

>>53886608
Do you already have active clearence? Big plus

are dentists the richest persons in the UK?

Global temperatures in 2015 were the warmest on record, according to data published by meteorologists in the UK and US.

The Met Office figures show that 2015 was 0.75C warmer than the long-term average between 1961-1990.

US data suggests that 2015 "shattered" the temperature record by the widest margin ever recorded.

>>53886631
surely that suggests that brit men are so desirable that women go against their own culture to get them.
sounds pretty good to me, might move to Italy. would love to have Italian birds fall over themselves to ask me out

>>53886686
hmm, odd...

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>>53886591
prefer mark the mint man 2bh

>>53886662
wew

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>>53886597
t. Pedro

>tfw you were the bully in school
Feel a bit bad now was very nasty to some people all in the name of banter

>>53886715

the poorest actually

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>I believe that climate change is man-made

>>53886715
no because we don't go to the dentist that's why we have bad teeth

think about it you fucking idiot

someone needs to wank my bum

>>53885009
at least on my phone, i would not get a missed call notification.

(ie. if my phone was turned off or on airplane mode)

>>53886707
Have one from something I did last summer, never got told when it expires or anything so I assume so

Said they won't have long enough to do a DV before I start

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>>53886377

>>53886771
these shitalians are pretty stupid 2bh.

why is everyone who's named nigel so based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zNUwFvODtE

NEED a wank

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http://www.theladbible.com/articles/aunt-vivian-from-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-has-ripped-into-will-smith-190116

>comments

>>53886772
*wanks your bum*

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>>53886717
Keep dreaming Pajeet

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>>53886770
why do these people take so much effort to dress up, yet always end up wearing fucking SNEAKERS?

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>shitaly in charge of the scramble for africa

>>53886880

>gif

fuck off

>>53886851
phew, i needed that!

>>53886771
but dentists are not made to fix your teeth
they're like if you go once you go forever and your teeth get always worse

>>53886846
why america is so obsessed with race is beyond me.

it probably makes up for the lack of any good TV shows and films this past year.

Wish I would've spent more time with my dad lads, I feel really bad. My mum and dad broke up when I was 2 and I only saw my dad on weekends. As I got older my mum used to always tell me my dad didn't care about me and stuff and I was an autistic shut in, so I'd go months/weeks without seeing him sometimes. I wish I would've put more effort into seeing him, force myself to get out of my house more and visit him, you know? Fuck I love my dad, I hope he knows it even if I rarely see him anymore, I hope he's happy with his new family ;_;

>>53886883
>Social Dem-
stopped looking right there

>Their national news channel is called BBC
>Literally the only news they want to hear about is about big black cocks

omg

will smith wants an oscar for being black?

>>53886963
are you feeling alright buddy?

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>>53886883
>britcuckistan in charge of flirting

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Which one tonight lads?

>It's a bickering with Italy/Canada/America/France/Ireland thread

Fuck off reddit

>>53886963

whats a national news channel?

>>53886883
Doing Cape to Cairo with the Netherlands is oddly satisfying

>>53886999
Right

>>53886997
topkek

>>53886932
It's literally everywhere here and I find it disgusting tbqh

>>53886899
that literally made no sense

>>53886963
>Italians immediately think about black men's penises when presented with a completely innocuous three letter acronym

>>53886817
If you get in that will make 4 bae britlads that I know of
GL 2bh

>>53887023
In my last game I did it as Portugal but it felt like cheating after getting suez, inheriting egypt and already starting with mozambique/angola coast