/cp/: Culture Pals

>tfw no casual lewd qt

Literally every qt I got lewd with got pretty clingy and serious about "us" afterwards. I just want to have fun desu

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>gay guy views my profile
don't do that

>>53880871
>tfw no crazy, clingy qt
JUST

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>>53881343
>tfw serious lewd qt

Anyone have girls who are literally just interested in casual language learning? I've been talking to the qtiest chick but she just keeps bringing up open-ended small talk topics rather than any personal stuff to practice English.

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>asian pussy flooding my inbox in the morning
>slav pussy flooding my inbox in the evening

swiss guy you got laid on interpals rite?
How did you do it?
I get called handsome a lot but i never reply back with compliments

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What do I say to Pajeet? Does he want to shit in my country's streets?

>>53883957
This guy used to send me random messages about cricket

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>qt writes a fuckhuge assburgertier message

>>53883957
Lmao he messaged me too. Must be gay.

>>53883957
Be polite instead of an uneducated brat.

why is ip fucked atm

>>53884244
When is it not fucked?

Lads, my qt wants to do Snail Mail with me. What the fuck do I do? Anyone else done it before?

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>>53884118
>Brazil
>talking about being polite
Fuck off you actually insane apes.

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>another qt messages me
>check her profile
>this user does not accept messages from [Non-white countries]
every time

>>53884461
There's clearly a gap of politeness and education between us. You tire me, last reply.

>>53884076
Define 'fuckhuge'.

>>53884594
>by day, he acts like a well educated, mega mature real man
>by night, he begs people for money on MOBAs

>>53872672
swiss cuck reply to this

>>53884699
8 messages long

>>53885268
cute
CUTE

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past couple weeks i feel like my profile has been viewed by 90% dudes over and over again. *looks around confused*

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no one texts me first

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>when Asian girls write me first

Hey Germanbro

>hi, thanks for the visiting me.
>And after i saw your profile , i found that you don't like france. That makes me curious the reason why you don't like this country ,or you just don't like french people .
>Ok back to me, i'm a taiwanese who studying in france now . And if you do really don't like people who come from france, it's ok , just ignore this message .

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>>53886538
>non-western asian girls

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>>53886704
>sitting in the ventrilo and playing dota

>>53886596
see
>>53885243

>>53885243
>>53886853
Yes. She's going full passive-aggressive since she's back on her island. So I'm considering to dump. But I'm not sure.

>>53886942
please give me her line id when you do

>>53886968
I can trade an azn for an azn. Nothing's for free, senpai.

>>53887045
i can give you a sweet 30 year japanese librarian who is into urban exploration

>tfw korean qt keeps talking about bs with her ex who keeps her money and belongings for hours every time you call and you sit through it because you know you'll get good pussy in april

My qt just unironically said Kawai

What do I do?

>>53887361
post profile

>>53887174
interesting

>>53887394
drop it lad

>>53887394
she was talking about kawai instruments most likely

>>53887739
and i would SO suck that cock

>>53887986
Post op desu

>>53887174
>japanese
>milf
>librarian
>explorer

I am going to ejaculate.

>>53888086
I would SO lick the cock remainings in his new cunt

>>53887739
would lose my anal virginity / 10

>>53884356
My qt and I snail mail all the time. I just got a present from her today actually and I'm writing her letter when I get off the shitter

>>53883706
Not swiss guy but spic with asian fever here

Talk to them and arrange to meet up pretty easy tbqh

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>>53885986
Do you have a cute boi pussy??

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Bit of a timezone problem, haha. When I get off work, my qt is in bed - and when she goes to work, I'm in bed.
Shit life tbqh. Might wake earlier to talk to her.

>>53889200
there's always le weekend

>>53889200
We usually handle it like this:
my local time:
>06:00 her noon break, I wake up
>12:00 my noon break (when still working), her work off
>17:00 was my work off, a little time before she goes to sleep
>23:30 she wakes up, a little time for writing

>>53889257
I'm paranoid she'll find someone else she can talk to more than me

>>53889348
Then wake up earlier

>>53889495
That's the plan, lad.

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Liechtenstein, please.

>>53889660
hurenbock

>>53889660
Translate i cant read nazi

>decided to ask my qt about politics
>was worried if she might be too leftist and love refugees etc
>says she has been to anti-refugee marches
>her mum is a local leader of one of an anti-eu, anti-immigration party

Really happy about this lads.

>>53889798
she's basically asking why he's a male whore with no self respect

>>53889820
where's she from?

>>53889899
Italy, and is rightfully so angry about the migrants.

>>53889870
Kek

>>53889952
What's going on in italy?

>>53890012
>What's going on in italy?
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WITE WIMMINZ AT?!

>>53890012
It's where lots of them land from North Africa, and the government basically has to escort the ships to land. They then travel through Italy, trying to get gibs and shitting up the place on the way to Germany or Britain.

You can pretty much guess how they act too.

>>53886172
Nobody wants a Russian green card.

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hey margot ;3

>>53889798
she's overreacting. I fucked her half year ago and never saw her again. Occasionally she writes me and talks weird shit.

>>53890042
>>53890093
Niggers nigging got it


>>53890094
If i got offered a cool job and a qt who sucks a mean dick yeah

>>53890182
Is she another shovel faced asian?

swiss guy post ur profile

>>53889820
how old is she? or whats her username if you dare give that out

>>53890260
Why do you need to know either of those things?

>>53890182
give her profile

>>53890242
/hurenbock

>>53890225
No, she's a 100% Germanic Liechtensteinese.

/jane10362

could she PLEASE stop appearing in my quicksearch
every time i see her fucking face i want to punch the monitor

>>53890301
didn't meet her on interpals. Her car stopped working 10 minutes from my home and I helped her.

>>53890415
tell her to make an interpals and give it

>>53888958
I guess some people think im cool.. but seriously its getting a little weird and creepy ive had so many guys visit me the past couple weeks... im turning on messages from guys again out of slight curiosity now.. but im preparing for the worst.

>>53890348
Did she poop on your chest?

>>53890152
Hey hot buns :3

>>53890497
Just delete their messages or block em son or try not looking like a twink if thats the case

>>53890616
only the hottest ;)

does anyone here remember a french qt that lurked here about a year ago that supposedly studied art?

>>53890788
That would be me.

>>53890355
3/10 Taiwanese

>>53890788
Dunno i keep coming in and out did she ever post nudes??

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>>53890460
She doesn't want

>>53890916
Ask her to post feet

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>>53890299
because i might already have cucked you

I'm not a swan dive

>>53891005
i support this idea

>>53890854
I dont think so and I doubt she would.

>>53891035
who is this gay guy?

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>when your QT is down with your foot fetish

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>>53891187
>>53891005
Not worth it

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>>53891319

>>53891035
pls mr jaw dont

>>53891319
Ayyyy lmao

>>53891319
tell her to show you her tits

>>53891244
The jewbrah stalker of underage qts

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>>53891650
This bromilia

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Anyone elses qt worry like crazy when you are sick or injured?

>>53892086
Oh definitely. Once the bus I was on went over some sort of bump and things were fine. But because I was waiting to see what the bus hit my qt was all worried and texting like mad asking if I was okay.

>tfw qt wants to hug and take care of you when you're sick, but too far away for her to actually be there.

>>53891319
Fuck's sake those are awful.

>tfw 15 year old German qt talks to you
>go on whatsapp and actually have great convos all day
>she's fucking 15
>im in my early 20's

the fuck is this am i immature or some shit

>>53892327
>on IP
>am i immature
lmao yes?

>>53892327
Just wait a few years and you're fine.

Had some great 3000+ word convos with a 16 year old qt, one of the smartest and most interesting I've seen.

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>>53891650
>>53891736
Will take me a while

>>53892362
what is it about that though, i guess it must be true girls mature a lot faster than guys do but fuck
i have a sister whos like 13 and a brother who's 15 and they still run around the house fighting like they're 5. Makes it even weirder.

And what you said about the 16 year old, i've had some similar. Is it older girls simply become boring like life sucked out all their illusions or something. All the 20 something year olds i've talked to have been boring as shit.

>>53892403
Are you talking about rammstein?

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Hnnng Catboys

>girl says she used to be a pothead for 6 years
>shes 18

hahaha wew lad
she's hot af tho

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>>53892670
>pot head
>18 years old

A la basura.jpg

>>53892512
I'm not sure but it might be an interesting point. Maybe it's having close to adult intelligence, but still have the younger outlook on the world. It's strange though.

>>53892520
Post rammstein lads

Going with the goat
https://youtu.be/KzGKsXPBILw

>>53892327

No, my favorite bestest smartest qt with whom I have the best conversations is a 16yo Finn. And another 16 (now 17) yo Dutchies.

16-17 is god tier if they arent koreaboos tbqh. Just dont get them naked.

>>53892327
Depends most latinas and american women are self absorbed vapid and boring best convos i had was with euro mid east and asian qts

>>53889660
HAHAHAHA

Man this is good im in tears.

>>53889713
assmad gunther-cuck detected

>>53893456
>HAHAHAHA
>Man this is good im in tears.
ja ist sau episch xD
zeigs der schlampe! hahaha :D:D

>>53893482
Aufgebrachte Schinkenstulle detektiert.

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>>53892403
How is the tit hunt going?

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>>53893927
>FB_IMG

out

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>>53894005
Make me nerd

>>53893927

I was going to join the marine corps. But I'm sooooo glad I didn't. I joined the Army instead and got guaranteed MOS (unlike my friends who joined the marines and got fucked over) and I got to do a deployment to Afghanistan (unlike my marine friends). So, yes I'm glad I didn't join the marines

>>53894106
I just posted it because it made me giggle m8 i was chairforce and i never felt like we were a real branch was fun though miss me some jap hoes

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>>53894047
You dont wanna go down that road underage shitter.

>>53894204

What was your AFSC? I was a Army grunt. When I got out of Active Duty I tried to go USAF but they won't take any prior service army :(

I want to do Aerial Gunner

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>>53894231
I swear on me mum that I'll smash yer head in m8

>>53894266
We talked before m8 i was 2A651F jet engine mechanic how was lithuania?

>>53894306

Gonna piss your pants again when the 16y old kebabs are messaging you chris?

>>53894366
Dunno who Chris is hans

But I'll be pissing all over yer mum

>>53894346

I'm not the anon who went to Lithuania. I did 3 years active duty in Alaska (with a afghan deployment) then 2 years in the National Guard. I'm completely done now.

>>53894433
Going to school now bro??

I did 4+ years in okinawa kadena ab fun times

>>53894482

Did you weeb out in Okinawa with all the Kawaii girls? Lol

nah, fuck college. I tried a semester and it was gay. So I dropped. I'm just doing Armed Security right now. And applying for Federal gov jobs at the same time.

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>literally the current year and still haven't found someone willing to practice language regularly with me

>>53894551
I had fun fucking qts left and right did weeb out by having them wear school girl outfits when fucking shit was so cash

Karaoke was fun too and the all you can drink specials i hope i don't have a hafu spic son out there

College is fucking lame but i want to see where it takes me tbqh

Hows the armed security gig?

>>53894730
Why dont you get a qt fob from hongcouver?

>>53894731

That sounds pretty awesome Tbh.

College just isn't for me, school never was. It was just gay as hell.

It's alright, I make $25/hr. Made $65,000 last year including overtime. But it's not a career thing since it's a stateside contract. Trying to get on with a Federal police force like the Federal Air Marshals. I have a PT test for a 3 letter agency next week

>>53894877
Fucking lucky m8

What are the quals for armed security? Did some as an augmentee on KAB for months at a time you think i qualify?

Seriously getting tired of school would like to work for dea thats why i am trying to get a criminal justice degree

Ideas m8?

>>53894865
because i have good taste

>>53895117
Define good taste leaf bro

>>53895004

yeah man it just depends on the company to be honest. Like my contract you only need 1 year Armed experience. But others only require that you were a Cop, Security, or military at some point.

There's lots of jobs like this near Washington DC. So it's easier to find those jobs here cause government facilities

>>53895163
thais and american koreaboos

>>53895245
Hmm i live in Colorado i might look it up later if not can always enlist in the guard or reserve as an 11b for that there extra experince on the weekends

What's your opinion on the national guard?

>>53895313
>Thais
>American koreaboos

Nigga and you think FOB chinese are bad????

Bby are you here? :^)

>>53895435
Still not in Lithuania?

>>53895518
No my flight is at 7 pm malaysian time. Just waiting now. Will reach lithuania on the 22nd I wil check on at every transit point.

>>53895354

Meh.. National Guard kinda sucked. Maybe that's just because i was active then went to guard. It was just different..

ex qt just snapchatted me pictures of love notes and shit to me

why wont they leave me alone, especially after being such a big slut beforehand.

>>53895591
Please explain bro

>>53895654

Coming from a active duty Infantry unit, you are used to strict discipline, being miserable together, and a more aggressive posture to everything. In the Guard, it seemed a lot more relaxed. As if weekend drill was a weekend of playing Army. just like the mentality was a lot different between Active and National Guard. My unit went against the 82nd Airborne during my last 2 week AT in the Guard and we actually did pretty damn well, I was in my battalion's Recon plt and we wrecked the 82nd plt we were suppose to go against. But even tho we got certified and could preform the job. It was just the mentality that didn't click with me. I think it was just how I was used to active life and seeing this was just not working for me. A lot of people in my plt really liked it, and always looked forward to drill.

You could have a completely different experience.

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Indonesian #1 is absolutely down for casual sex.
Indonesian #2 is down for massages but never explicitly mentioned sex.
Indonesian #3 is down for massages and dinner but never explicitly mentioned sex.

The problem is that they're all in Indonesia.

What do? I'm 30 and nobody's wanted my benis before. At least one of them is legit and not an organ harvester.

>>53896512
Massages?

If you have the money you might as well go. Even if you dont fug you get a holiday out of it.

>>53896512
Indonesians are mudslime so maybe they'll force you to marry them first.

>>53892589
that would be a fun foursome

>>53896722
This, as a south-east asian i know .

>>53896031
Eh ill give it a shot

>>53896512
Hope they dont aloha snackbar you

>qt literally has human centipede induced PTSD.

Fucking weird.

>>53897142
>Women
>self diagnosing PTSD

Its fucking nothing

Stupid fucking cunts

>>53897142
I wouldnt' say a potential relationship has legs.

>>53897318

No but, if she is reminded of the thing she literally gets nauseous and feels terrible.

I mean yeah it's not really PTSD but she still actually gets triggered.

>>53886172
I'll text you Vladimir :3

>>53897340
>wouldnt'
>British """"""""""English""""""""""

>>53896615
I'm seriously considering it and I'm tempted to take a trip to all three cities but I think I might be getting way ahead of myself.

>>53896722
>>53896993
One is a Christian and one is a Muslim. The third I don't know but I suspect she's a Muslim as well, but she's the one most interested in casual fugging.

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>>53897395
Now im fucking triggered

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>>53897395
>triggered

>>53897418
It's just English, mate. We all know how you like to preface it because you're special snowflakes, though.

>>53897481
What are the reasons not to?

>>53897481
Well fuggg the one you can leafy

>>53897395
How does a "human centipede induced PTSD" work?
Does she get flashbacks of her 2girl1cup-tier scat sessions where she was "forced" to eat ass while crawling behind her partner in her bondage suit?

This kid has some pretty dank memes guys

http://www.interpals.net/BasedGenZ

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>>53898050
>from gainsville
>Not fit

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>>53898050
>>53898679
>living in northern Florida at all

>tfw your qt is a normal socially adjusted girl who isn't interested in forming relationships on the internet

>post a pic of behind wheel of an expensive car
>shut down all these qt's for being golddiggers
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

>>53897904

She just watched the movie when she was like 11 or something and it traumatized her.

>>53891035
She's 18. What do you have to proof it?

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tfw your QT sends you "kissing" emojis all the time. And send pictures of kittens cuddling and says which one she is and which one is me.

Are Koreans cool or should I just hold out for a jap girl?

Korean girls keep messaging me for some reason even though I put interested in learning japanese and spanish in my profile.

>>53899047
How old is she?

I haven't bitched about this) in this thread yet

>>53899189
You should hold out for a non chink girl

>>53899211

16 now.

>tfw met american girl on this who likes non-pleb anime, indie rock, sports, art, and other cool shit
>she actually wants to talk to me
>she's white and lives only a few states away

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>53899189

Personally, I'd go for jap

>>53899216
b-b-b-but i thought chinks loved white guys

and jap girls are pretty qt desu senpai
>inb4 they all look the same

>>53899216
Id go for either jap korean or chink

T. Asian fever spic

>Get mexican QT
>She tells me she likes me
>I panic and tell her to fuck off
>She messages me again after sometime, tells me she still wants to talk to me
>Tells me she met a guy from German online
>I kind of ignore her and send her short messages from time to time
>Her status one day good, next day bad
>Recently changed her whatsapp pic to her and him in one of those split pictures
>I totally ignore her now

It's kind of weird, since I still have some feelings for her, but she's kind of crazy anyways.

>>53899252
Ayyyy lmao i hope you are not too old

>Tfw qt who was beaten up by her ex boyfriend makes jokes about it

Not sure how to feel about this. One one hand it's nice she's not one of these "muh triggers" idiot, but on the other hand, it's kinda whack.

>>53899216
Asian girls are qt tho. They're just hard to talk to because their english is horrendously broken, especially compared to a lot of other countries.

>>53899393
Stay away from her, she's damaged.

what do you do when a guy messages you? some dude from the uk messaged me wanting to talk about arsenal

like i dont wanna be a dick but i dont really wanna talk to dudes when i could be talking to qts ya feel

>>53899450
Then don't be a dick, just talk to the guy ffs.

get nudes

http://www.interpals.net/Bertil

>>53899486
i dont want to give him the wrong idea tho

i dont think he's gay. probably just some dude wanting to shoot the shit with people but you never know.

WHY ARE ALL THE POLISH QTS OBSESSED WITH KOREA AND JAPAN

>>53899655
weeaboos are everywhere

>>53899655
The two main types of girls on this website are chinkaboos or ameriboos.

>>53899655

>WHY ARE ALL FOREIGN QTS OBSESSED WITH KOREA AND JAPAN

fixed that for you

>>53899655
>tfw every other slav or american profile has K-pop or anime as an interest

>>53899655
Chinese cartoons and kpop can you blame them

>>53899655
Like 90% of girls on there are asiaboos desu

Yet they all prefer white guys over asian guys every time...

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ladz, whats a good country for a conservative catholic qt?

>>53899560
Just talk to him m8, maybe he knows some QTs... just talk to the dude, it won't kill you.

>>53900155
This desu, I've had some good talks with some guys on IP
>tfw you'll never talk to Anton and Boris again
;_;

>tfw no beautiful German qt to save from the muslim hordes

>girl keeps viewing me
>Can't message her because her profile only allows 17-17

Meh

>>53900056

Ireland

>>53900408

That means she's masturbating to your profile picture lad

>>53900566

Nice

>>53900592

I literally just made that up Tbh lol

>>53900653
Lmao

>>53900653
DEVILISH

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>tfw want to make a profile but don't want to take a photo and write some stupid description

>mfw started talking to Russian qt 3 months ago
>didn't really go anywhere so stopped talking to her and stopped using culture pals
>logged in for the first time in like 7 weeks yesterday
>'Russian qt' has viewed your profile

Shit

>>53901141
Stop being a little bitch

>>53901141
nigga i have a shitty webcam selfie where im holding a shrek doll and i get messages from qts you can do it

>>53901177
thanks dad

>>53901206
i have a banana suit, but i dont want to look like "zomg le randum" what do senpai?

>>53901245
keep forgetting about the retarded word filter 2bh

>>53900543
yeah right, they just voted for gay marriage, country full of poofters

>>53901245
just take a pic man

if you're self concious remember international girls have low standards and white fever

besides qts wont message you if they dont know what you look like

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>>53899655
>Korean Masterrace

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>>53901245
Son you are a dissapoint

>>53901298
Can I use a low quality pic or will it look stupid?

Is there any point to talking to eastern euro chicks despite their cuteness

I can't speak russian, have no desire to go there, and they never want to leave.

>>53901376
i thought most of them would be green card seekers 2bh

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IS This FAKE?

>>53901399
Sounds like a flip succubus slut

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>>53901399
BE STILL MY HEART

>>53901305
>his fingers are longer than his gook baby penis
Ayy lmao

>>53901305
Lmao
>gets fucked by chinar
>then gets fucked by japan
> then becomes americas bitch boi

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Anyone else talking to this Russian QT?

I have her on Whatsapp. Just I don't know how to talk to her. We usually just send pictures of where we live. But I can't hold a conversation with her.

Not that it matters anyways, cause I have a awesome Italian QT. but just curious

>>53901681
I've been talking dirty to her all day today :^)

>had a conversation with 10/10 half south koreanXitalian qt
>her dad is south korean and mum is italian
>after the conversation, she suddenly disappeared
ㅠ_ㅠ

>>53901681
I fugged her in the arse

>>53901697

I know that's a joke. But it would be kinda funny if you were Tbh

>>53901743

How many times did she scream мaт?

>>53901681

What's her name? Isn't her name Anastasia?

My husband's daughter wants to sign up for this to practice her Swahili, would you guys recommend this site?

>>53901788

Olya

>>53901792

>swahili

Top fucking kek

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>>53901305
>tfw your country isn't trendy

>>53901792
>My husband's daughter
Is the same sex marriage legal in Canada?

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>>53901834

What are you talking about. McDonalds seemed to trend pretty well.

Pic related, McDonalds I ate in Italy last month

>>53901834
Yes it is ya dingus

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>>53901792
I highly recommend it. There are many young strapping African gents waiting to enrich her toxic whiteness.

>>53901834
>>tfw your country isn't trendy
there are bunch of americaboo latin qts in ip

>>53901871
>>53901874
nobody wants to learn American on that site and A-Pop is hated by all

>>53901905

Lol what..

My Italian QT exclusively listens to American pop. The coffee bar she works at only plays American music.

and a Russian girl I'm friends with said she wants to learn to talk like Americans.

>>53901905
You're a special kind of stupid...

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>>53901905

Russian QT thought it was the funniest thing ever when I taught her the many ways to say fuck

there are bunch of koreaboos white qts in ip sure. but you never know that they only find handsome guys from south korea. many of them are superficial as shit. so the conversations with them are boring and senseless as fuck.

>>53901905

I showed this video to all my qts, and they all fucking loved it :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM

Just gotta learn that Southern accent m8!

>>53902236
She talks like a 12 year old Southern boy

>>53901905
>I'm not interesting
>Must be because my country isn't popular or trendy!
Nah m8, foreigners eat our food, watch our movies and TV, listen to our music, etc

>43 visitors in past day
>only 9 messages
what does this mean

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What's the biggest code red you've ever gotten from someone on IP?
I literally started talking to this girl about an hour ago and she's already onto this shit.

>>53902523
Jeez. What country? When I chat with gooks they always get buttblasted if you don't reply right away.

Lads its time for me to start qt hunting again. I was happy with my few qts but they have all started to get boring or disappeared. Gonna try some Asians this time

>>53902523
Lol it had only been 6 minutes and she's already freaking out
>>53902651
For me it was always Turkish girls that did it the most

>>53890916
eiskalt brudi

Which nationality of girls do you think get the most messages?

>>53903407
>Which nationality of girls do you think get the most messages?
it's france and russia i guess

>>53903407
Literally any of them. European girls probably.

I really want to make out with my QT

Qt tells me she is bad at cooking and everything she cooks tastes horrible. Tell her that I can cook and she laughs and says that's a girls job. Not sure how to feel about that.

>>53903407

Japanese probably.

Otherwise it's most likely girls from very well known countries like the US, France or the UK.

Russia and like Sweden might get a lot for being stereotypical "hot girls" countries.

>>53904223
you gonna get pegged

>>53904103
than why don't you visit her?

>>53904320
I hope I get pegged could be fun

>>53904343
whatever pleases you. but where's the qt from?

>>53904433
Thailand.

>>53904343
>>53904455
Are you memeing?

>>53904320

I'm going to visit her again, just it won't be for a few months :(

>>53904509
Unfortunately I'm not memeing

>>53901792
Are you Asian? Please give me her profile after she registers.

>>53904607
Are you the ladyboyfever brit?

>>53902523
An Iranian did it to me on Whatsapp. It was literally the first time we talked on there and she sent me "talking to other girls???" I told her I was and that I'd talk to her later. That got her pissed and thought I'd get scared if she told me she would block me. That's when I said bye and blocked her.

You can't let controlling bitches into your life, mane.

>>53904669
Well I have posted here about them a few times and I am talking to 2 so maybe but this qt isn't a ladyboy.

>>53904695

>talking to Iranian whore

That's the first thing you did wrong

Tell your qt you want to write your initials on her ass with bite marks.

It always work.

>>53904866
What's wrong with iranians? I talk to one and she is probably the best girl I have talked to from interpals.

>>53904997

Gross... I didn't think Brits actually liked Sharia Law

>>53905244
Iranians are lush. Aryan as fuck and nothing turko-semitic to them. Plus they're way less mental than all the kebabs

>>53905282

>way less mental then all of the kebabs

Lmao

>>53905282
They are still pretty mental lad. The girl was surprised that I didn't know about some holiday where they worship some supreme leader.

>>53905513
>They are still pretty mental lad.
That's women

lol, I havent been on this shit for like a year and that autistic girl is still viewing my profile.

>>53905702
Post her profile?

>>53905702
zeldagirl?

>>53907186
thats the one. She will make some sperg a very happy man one day.

>>53906905
cant remember my password. I just get an email every week telling me I had one person view my profile.

>>53907186
>>53908036
is she hot?

>>53908090
you think she'd still be stalking my old as shit profile if she was hot?

>>53908150
girls with mental diseases can still be hot

>>53902092
It just so happens nearly all my views are from those kind of girls. Good thing I got a huge list of Christfag books to keep them from messaging me.

>>53908543
>girls checking book lists
They don't do this, man

Also
>Christfag books
Sounds interesting, post profile

>>53909636
Sakuramochi95

>>53910212
I don't click this hun

>>53910212
That's nowhere near as off-putting as you make out. Put it right at the start if you want to make it a talking point. Don't Bury it down beneath animu and shit films

>>53910780
Ok...are my taste in film really that bad :(

>>53910960
this is 4chan so yes
>:(
don't do that

>>53910212
>>53910725
Oh that's actually your profile for real. Man, you look a bit like a Strayan Korean friend I had from IP

>>53910780
It is quite a huge list and very visible. I'd find it off-putting as a superficial Koreaboo

>>53911020
:(

This site is easy af to meet foreign qts, surprised it isn't more popular. I guess that's a good thing tho.

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>>53911174
you're pushing it hans

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>>53911275
Don't hate me Luke-kun :c

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>>53913421
Oi scrub

who else is going to visit their qt next week?

>>53913475
Wot cunt

>>53913689
I thought you dropped her

>>53892920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af59U2BRRAU

>>53914650
That Swiss >>53913689 is not the one with terminal yellow fever, he has a Zurich extra flag.

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TINY ASIAN DICKS

>>53914349
r u havin' a giggle m8?

>>53914650
see this guy >>53915195

>>53915269
kek

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>>53915945
>>53915945
>>53915945

>>53911020
Do this(