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this muslim woman could literally heem all of you cunts edition
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cara
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>>53851383
not don roach
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>>53851405
not that I'm aware off
it was generally considered a girls sport at my school even though there was a boys team
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janny won't like this
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>>53851383
nasty tits m8
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>British "cuisine"
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http://store.ukip.org/product-p/336.htm

new uni swag
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>>53851456
cannot get over how fucking shite his tattoo is
probably picked it from a book the mong
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test
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>>53851438
We were only at about 300 replies and on the 1st page...you're in S.T OP.
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>>53851438
rock the casbah
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>>53851456
you like him dont you
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>those facial expressions
what did she mean by this?
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>>53851383

yeah too bad her clit is 5 inches long and she's ruined her hormone production for life, probably can't have kids, all for the sake of vanity (and she still looks disgusting)
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>>53851445
our immune systems in the West are so feeble at this point, and our medicine has only produces stronger viruses, I honestly see us having a far rougher time with any illness than the Orientals
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I unironically loathe working class "people"
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>>53851383
Not in a beauty contest LOL
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>>53851500
same
scum the lot of them
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>>53851485
This is why I don't eat meat.
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>>53851481
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>tfw your 17 cm peen will never impress a girl unless she's Asian and 5'3"

J U S T
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>>53851436
was watching hockey a while ago in london and there were literally only paki fans
what is considered a posh sport in the uk? cricket?
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can post with IE but not chrome

hmmmm
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>I unironically loathe working class "people"
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>>53851500
Loathing is almost always jealousy of some aspect of their lives.
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>I unironically loathe working class "people"
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>>53851468
>>53851480
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>>53851514
meat is good for you hos
eating nothing but veggies is what will kill your immune system
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>>53851521
>penis length in cm
>american

inches please la
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>>53851540
cunt
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>>53851522
croquet or polo
girl in my year who was really posh played polo
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what is a software framework, and how is it different from a library?
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By 2100 we will be able to genetically engineer superhumans with advanced lifespans and IQs of 300
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>>53851521
who cares about impressing lad, she won't give a shit if your 5'' but last 20+ minutes which is literally easy as he'll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yekBQFR3oXo
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>>53851522
golf
rowing
sailing
equestrian

to an extent:
motorsport
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>>53851543
One's the framework for software and the other is a place you go to get books.
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>>53851537
We are exposed to more anti-biotics and vaccines through our meat than we are through are vaccinations

If you are concerned about a weakening immune system, then stop eating the meat
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>>53851569
why does Van Gaal make that noise when he talks? like's he's snoring while talking
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>>53851456

this is shocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xzjMMOua_4
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business idea: make your hand into an open fist/cupped and then in a quick motion move your hand back and forth on your penis in the same motion you would with a girls fanny and imagine shagging a bird whilst doing this
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>>53851543
A framework usually involves "hooking" into something like a message loop.

A framework can be a library, but if someone says "library" instead of "framework" they usually mean something that just provides some self-contained functionality.
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>>53851533
I'm jealous of how they can lead a simplistic lifestyle with no pressure or any motivation to succeed without killing themselves. They are lazy and feckless it's insanity, I'm literally abandoning being a GP because I hate them so much
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>>53851597
>A framework usually involves "hooking" into something like a message loop.

i dont get this part of your explanation. but a framework can just be a library?
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>>53851485

we will kill off certain ethnicities with engineered viruses
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>>53851541
>polo
ah right forgot about this, croquet is literally meme tier like petanque
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>>53851540
>do something cool
>no (You)s
well fuck you guys too
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>>53851597
I bet your mum knows a lot about hooking
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>>53851593
why do 'atheists' give muslims a pass?
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>>53851552
I've been thinking about the philosophical effects of having populations live to be 200+ or even immortal.

Honestly, I think society is only successful because there are working class (99% of us) and the boots above them (not a bad thing). We are concerned with our mortality and work to ensure that what we've done in our short lifespan is worth it. That is why humans are conditioned to work by nature. If everyone lived to 200+ or immortality, why would humans bother working hard?
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>>53851543
not sure why but i always thought of frameworks being more front-end and libraries back-end
no idea if thats true
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>>53851644
nah i dont think thats the case, i think frameworks are more extensive than libraries.
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>see JAV
>girls looks stunning on cover
>is a dog in the video

every time fucking photoshopping bastards
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>>53851327
Why?
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Feel a bit sick desu
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if i donate £2 to ukip is there any way anyone can find out
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>>53851623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regressive_left

basically "the enemy (muslim) or my enemy (rightists) is my friend"
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>>53851311
good for you lad
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>>53851552
that's not as good of a thing as you imagine

everything always sounds nice when it remains in the realm of fantasy and the implications are not considered.
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>>53851623
most atheists are really just anti-christian
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>>53851609
pretty common thing among people of above average intelligence
Wouldn't that job be good as you have some degree of power over them?
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>>53851668
>£2
WOAH LAD STEADY ON
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>>53851655
>looking at the cover and not screenshots
You asked for it
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>>53851582
>We are exposed to more anti-biotics and vaccines through our meat than we are through are vaccinations

>we
>our
>we

loving every lmao
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>>53851616
A library, like a program, is a "complete" piece of software. But a library can't be run, it can only be linked with other software to add functionality.

Frameworks are generally libraries, but I guess they could also be applications that work with scripting languages. What I mean by "hook" is that you provide code that will be run "inside" something that the framework controls, like an event handling loop for a GUI application.
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>>53851668
probably you'll go on some UKIP list of donors
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>>53851670
>>53851623
Most of them have no balls.
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FFS now im listening to this godforsaken ASMR trite wtf
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>>53851692
well i'm hardly gonna donate a million pounds am i lol

>>53851711
probably won't do it tb.h then
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The total number of centenarians in the world remains uncertain. It was estimated by the Population Division of the United Nations as 23,000 in 1950, 110,000 in 1990, 150,000 in 1995, 209,000 in 2000, 324,000 in 2005[12] and 455,000 in 2009

According to the UK ONS, one-third of babies born in 2013 in the UK are expected to live to 100.

A supercentenarian is a person who has lived to the age of 110 or more, something only achieved by about one in 1,000 centenarians
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>>53851668
UKIP and GCHQ will know
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>>53851724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ-OADpJk4U

here listen to this instead
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>>53851752
>one third
doubt that with the number of weak fatties about
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business idea: passionate ASMR porn

no really
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>graduation today
>everyone walks and shakes hands with the dean
>those twats who pull out their phone and take a selfie thinking their cool and original
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is ASMR like porn without the actual sex part
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>>53851708
hes right doe
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>>53851668
Allah will know
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just listened to this song 9 times in a row tb honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP4Nm86yk0
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people

Still 2 living from 1899
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>>53851710
>Frameworks are generally libraries, but I guess they could also be applications that work with scripting languages. What I mean by "hook" is that you provide code that will be run "inside" something that the framework controls, like an event handling loop for a GUI application.

i mean i feel stupid but i still dont understand this explanation haha DUH! haha
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>>53851752
>In 1709, at the age of eighty-nine, he fought at the Battle of Malplaquet and was believed to be the oldest soldier on the field. He lived to become the last survivor of the English Civil Wars, which he had served in from 1642 to 1651.
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>>53851752
>something only achieved by about one in 1,000 centenarians
very interesting statistic
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>>53851784
its just some slut whispering and then autists give her money
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>>53851789
maybe if all you eat are wal-mart tier "steaks" and McDicks

I buy quality meat
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I want to get "merked" by a muslima
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>>53851776
why would you be graduating in January
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>>53851773
fantastic

post more soulfull black music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2m0OzJgnzo
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will there be a /brit/ in 80 years?
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Holy shit I was a bit fucking high earlier
Like I was split into 3 different people and was communicating with myself between the layers
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>>53851796
My great granddad was born in 1899 and died in 2001. Top lad to be H
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>>53851816
no
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>>53851806
Once you use something that is a framework, it will make perfect sense.

Let me draw an autistic diagram.
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>>53851841
no
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>>53851776
Haha! It's amazing how the way we save and share memories change with the times :)
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>>53851820
got u covered lab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH46Cr33-h4
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>>53851841
we'll be anonymous virtual holograms
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>>53851784
i don't know but i sort of get the same feeling as with smoking haze only way less intense 2bh
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Rate this completely random surname: Crawford
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>>53851855
and hook is your source code?
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Name exclusive clubs of people, examples

Number of people who have lived to 117+: 5
Number of people who walked on the moon: 12
Number of people who were 8'0" or taller: 17 (some disputed)
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>>53851873
Terrence Crawford

Also Americans, what do you think of Dave Rubin?
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>>53851873
youve probably got a milf
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>>53851861
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3qOD-hhrQ
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>>53851887
The parts with red are what you write, yeah.
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>>53851609
>I am a weak cunt who can't pull through college
>better blame the dastardly working class
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Art idea: A film that chronicles my life. Each year would be represented by a different actor within a minute. The film will be shown in an art gallery and each year would be shown in a different room. The final room will be empty apart from my tombstone.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_last_surviving_veterans_of_military_insurgencies_and_wars
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>>53851900
11 people born in Antarctica
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>>53851905
Never heard of him
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>>53851609
alri psychopath
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>You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.

What did he mean by this?
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>>53851900
Number of people who will ever have read that post you have just written ~20
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Rogan
Height 8 ft 9 in (2.67 m)
Weight 175 lb (79 kg)
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>>53851958
he's shilling for sundance film festival
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>>53851958
wish he'd be quite till he knew how to fit in
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not ready for the queen to die lads
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just said popped up to a girl and she replied 'hi lovely' haha
>she wants the d
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>standing up on the bus and bashing your head

#JustLankletThings
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which ethnic group has the highest fertility rate in britian?
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800 capsules of molly
just be very still, i aint gonna hurt anybody
hell naw, i aint twelve, but if i like it i cop it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Rainer

Adam Rainer (1899 – 4 March 1950) is the only person in recorded history to have been both a dwarf and a giant

at age 18, he was measured at 122.55 cm (4 ft 0.25 in)

he had a dramatic growth spurt so that by 1931 he had reached a height of 218 cm (7 ft 2 in)

When he died in 1950 he had reached a height of 234 cm (7 ft 8 in)
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>>53852009
in multi level trains too hate the cunts
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>>53851938
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_European_veterans_by_war

>>53851958
It means he's an expert on Wild West history
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>>53852010
working class scum
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>>53851842
incredible
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>>53852010
Ethnic groups are a social construct
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>>53852009
downstairs was fine but when i went upstairs i literally had to fully bend over so my neck was still touching the ceiling
t. 6'6 lanklet
thank god i can drive now
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>>53852009
>exit signs
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remember Hiro's q and a?
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>>53851996

they're not human
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>>53852052
jeremy
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>>53852010
scouse
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>>53852073
unelected scroungers living the high life of the taxpayer teet
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Tell em wagwan old chap
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this lad who hates the working class is def asian
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>>53852019
FOY
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>>53852063
maisie williams
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just turned off reddit flags forever, getting a bit memed out especially by birmingham
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>>53852063
he skipped my question
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>>53852101
can't wait until that day comes
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The last American civil war vet died in 1956
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tFjmXA4B4

Choon
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>>53852112
fucking mong
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>see qt girl on OkCupid
>Height: 4'6"
>"I'm technically a dwarf, but I don't have dwarfism - I'm totally in proportion!"

>one inch taller than Peter Dinklage

I have literally no idea how to proceed here
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>>53852112
what subs do you browse?
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>>53852116

dreading it because of the shitstorm of fake grief
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>>53852142
exclusively halal subways
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posting an absolute tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
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>>53852126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iq5yzJ-Dk
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bought a motorcycle lads

VRRM vRRMMMm aha you know?
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you can play video games and shitpost all day when you're elderly
why do we do it now?
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>>53852129
do you listen to other stuff apart from dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XOxZKf3u8
tune related: britaboo canadian
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>>53852135
there is no reason to have sex with her because if you procreate you will be wasting some of your genetic material on an inferior specimen


let her lineage die off already....
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have been producing a lot of precum lately it actually squirts out when i clench my kegel muscles, this never used to happen, is this a sign of something medical or have i got cancer??

>>53852162
what bike
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>>53852176
Not really
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>>53852156
>tfw your city is cucked my islam
wonder what non-halal kfc tastes like tbf
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>>53851383
What is "heem"?
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>>53852169
what else am I going to do
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>>53852126
What is the British opinion on this subject:


Should Amercan's remove their monuments Confederate Soldiers?
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>>53852159

hes old huh
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>>53852193
bit gay
if you like dnb so much you'd probably like instrumental grime, garage, dubstep, jungle etc.
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>>53852158
so this is what samaras has been doing since he got released from west brom
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>>53852187
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>>53852229
>instrumental grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLPU66yLFY
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>>53852211

no
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hold tight the the extra flags mandem
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>>53852243
jordan you fucking fedora
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>>53852199
assume control of your life and do other things you want
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>>53852229
I obviously like jungle but I kind of lump that in with DnB
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>>53852243
Nice one la when you getting the P plates off it
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>>53852284
like what
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>>53852261
fucking banger
>he didn't know this classic before stormzy vocaled it 10 years later
grime hipsters out
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>>53852159
Abraham Lincoln was an ugly man but he was one of the best Presidents we've had
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>>53852198
knock someone out
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>>53852243
are you indonesian
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>the black flag of islam will one day be over downing street

what did he mean by this?
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>>53852198
type of food
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>>53852272
get mad bruv *puts on leather gloves to deck you with*
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>Richard Nixon wasn't the best US president
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>>53852269
no
the latest west midlands poster is an indian though haha
don't think he posts much though
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>>53852315
*caps your bike* ahaha the boys are going to go cray-zay when i show them these at recess :D
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>>53852297
idk m8
im not you
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>>53852291
dont need plates do i

>>53852307
aren't you a NEET
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>>53852269
very good post
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>>53852330
The twist is that you're your "father's" wife's son with a paki haha
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>>53852302

should have sent the slaves back to africa
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>>53852330
'i am unfortunately of indian descent'
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>>53852337
yea?? what does that have to do with it
are you the chinky with the shite tattoos that dressed up in his sisters dress or whatever
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>>53852183
>implying the only reason to have sex is to procreate
Fuckin hell America, I didn't know you were all mormons
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>Even though I don't have my license, getting my car taken really pisses me off
fucking hate spoiled white girls tbqh
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>>53852198
Comes from this world star video

Just go to worldstar website and put this in the link


/videos/video.php?v=wshhfCQpG8y006cNS3DH


>Our system thinks your post is spam
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>>53852300
literally me wahey
don't like grime though
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There are stories of the Dutchman, the Celeste and Barnham's Pride,
There are stories of the Horseman and the Lady at his side,
But the tale that chills my spirit, more because I know it's true,
Is the tale of Jayme Dawson and his crew,
Yes, the tale of Dawson's Christian and her crew.
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>>53852362
>and what you would unfortunately refer to as a paki
made me fucking kek
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>>53852386
>Dutchman
me mentioned
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>>53852370
no im Steve McQueen
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>>53852269
reddit
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its 3:03 am post quality british music

https://youtu.be/4bMQTU2iI1E
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>>53852385
more instrumental grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qwCDbfjFE
>when this drops in a rave and you can't help but bussing gun fingers
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>>53852415
i don't want to know what shit websites you go on lad
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>>53852417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw
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wish i could just be conscripted for some pointless conflict but northern ireland wasnt conscripted for world war 2 because fenians wew

>>53852337
if you dont need p plates why did you fall for the 250 meme ya mug
*overtakes you on a bmx*
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going to this meme warehouse grime event next week with my normie mates
gonna be sick tbf most likely gonna do some mandy
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>>53852428
Canadian taking it too far as usual
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>>53852417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU5Qk9w0u4
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>>53852417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4LTOOL622M

pretty sure this guy is a bong
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still learning to drive t.bh
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>i unironically don't listen to grime
even if you're too much of a rorke to listen to the vocals you canny deny this instrumental is a fucking banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRymQdrZats
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>>53852456
>wish i could just be conscripted for some pointless conflict
Moronno you dont
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>>53852417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjts3u9vns
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wts: bags of birds
>>
>>53852482
is the joke that it sounds like she's saying Number One Anime?
>>
>>53852521
wtb tits
>>
>>53852457
pretty sure thats garage lad
also kurupt fm are based, grindah is unironically better than most garage mcs despite being a fucking comedy act
>>
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>"Milk is so bad for you, there's pus in it!"
>"Meat is so unhealthy, that's why I'm vegan"
>abuses xanax and smokes weed everyday
why do people do this?
>>
business idea: hats
>>
>>53852534
>>
neet for 2 years after uni but i've got an interview for a good job at an insurance company tomorrow lads. explained the neet years as traveling and caring for my disabled father. luckily it's at 2.30 in the afternoon so i can still stay up drinking
>>
>>53852505
foy
>>
Watching Stargate SG:1
>>
>>53852538
kurupt fm and fonti and bushskin are garage
but logan sama preditah and mystry are definitely grime
grime derived from garage anyway so same difference
also agree with you about grindah here's a hip hop freestyle he done before the show which is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU1NGuXcwSE
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>I identify myself as an Englishman before a Brit
>>
>oh nice I make net 39,000 AUD this year
>I wonder what this is in other currencies
>19K pounds
>27K USD
o-oh

At least I'm not like those balkan niggers
>>
>>53852656
rasheed
>>
goodnight cunts

fingers crossed I don't wake up haha
>>
Need to get a working class gf
>>
Really not confident in me looks
>>
1. brummie
2. british
3. english
4. european
>>
>>53852696
ultra rasheed
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literally fed up of people taking the piss out of the county that gave the world the industrial revolution and william shakespeare
where would the world today be without us?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIMwcoE2m1I

average british school demographics haha
>>
>>53852618
but its shit
>>
>>53852540

vegans are delusional
https://twitter.com/VeganRevoIution/status/592329814058639360
>>
I identify as European and that's it.
>>
>>53852738
Well there would be a lot more Indians, Africans, Aboriginals and Native Americans
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hello if you're not already on this map could you post please thank you
>>
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>>53852745
>>
>identifying with a nationality

I only identity with myself
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>>53852764
rasheed
>>53852773
are you on this map?
>>
>>53852773
Where's NK?
>>
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>>53852743
>but its shit
you're shit
>>
>>53852773
do it for leddit flags haha
>>
>>53852773
m8 there was someone from Guinea on /sp/
>>
>>53852795
North Korea?
>>53852794
i'm in based AZ
>>53852800
ebin post lad
>>
>>53852796
that may be true but it doesnt invalidate my objective statement
>>
>>53852795
it's on there?
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>53852738
>where would the world today be without us?
>Dutch would be a global language
>there would be no united states to tell us to get out of Indonesia
>
would be pretty fucking good ngl
>>
>>53852773
>he wasn't here when I posted from Zambia

Lmao @ u
>>
Why don't any environmentalists advocate genocide? Our carbon output would reduce if we lost a billion people this year. At the very least they should encourage people to murder others and then commit suicide
>>
1. alexandra park estate crew
2. moss sideian
3. south manchester mandem
4. mancunian
5. greater mancunian
6. historic county of lancashire boyz
7. north west g-dem
8. northerner
9. englishman
10. british
11. european
12. westerner
13, world citizen
>>
>>53852814
Stargate is stellar m8
at least the initial seasons before they started with that other crazy shit following the System Lords
>>
CONVIIICT MUUUSIC
>>
>>53852833
Just seen Kingsman, then?
>>
>>53852817
>dutch would be a global language
KEK
>swamp lanklets actually believe this
if by some miracle the brits didn't prevail it would obviously be french
>>
>not overdrawn any more
thanks wagekeks
>>
>>53852852
then explain sint maarten
>>
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>>53852783

This. Nationalities are temporary and randomly assigned, they are simply a form of cultural programming software that persist through mass brainwashing.

I have used psychedelics to break my conditioned ego and live life free of attachments
>>
>>53852835
0. maritimer
>>
>>53852852
naw m8
England only became so successful because of the Dutch
>>
the black girl who does this interview is a qt tbqh

https://youtu.be/T7mq-doPl60
>>
>>53852783
>>53852874
Alri Skull Face
>>
I love it when there's sudden economic misery in a country. I love it when people's incomes halve and they can't afford to take care of their children. It makes me so gleeful.
>>
>>53852845

No, don't watch hollyjew films
>>
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>>53852895
my white willy

her bum

sounds good
>>
>>53852817
lad if there was no united states the japanese would have mashed you in indonesia anyway lol. without the yanks the japs would have got absolutely mental

Also we helped you get your independence be grateful

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Revolt
>>
>>53852895

What a cringeworthy bunch of cunts
>>
>>53852835
To the European, a Yankee is an American.
To an American, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To a New Englander, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
To a Vermonter, a Yankee is someone who eats apple pie for breakfast.
And to a Vermonter, a Yankee is someone who eats it with a knife.
>>
>>53852876
regardless, french would be the next option after english
not sure dutch was ever widely spoken
>>53852873
don't have an elaborate explanation but anyone with sense will agree
don't want to argue though because i'm a nederboo x
>>
>>53852900

serves them right for being hypnotised by fiat currency
>>
>>53852932
its not real you div
>>
>>53852931
this is all butterfly effect shit anyway 2bh but a man can dream
>>
>>53852951
>french would be the next option after English
I doubt it
their method of colonization was simply not as efficient

North America would likely be far more French (and Spanish) but Dutch would likely be the global trade language
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>No, don't watch hollyjew films
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>serves them right for being hypnotised by fiat currency
>>
>>53852972

what isn't. turned it off after 30 seconds
>>
>>53852972
<div>Who you calling div, you spanner?</div>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSOq3wCq9Xc
reminder that this is the ghetto version of the office and the best british comedy in a long time
>>
>>53853007
you

you're a figment of my imagination, just let that sink into you feeble little """brain"""
>>
I love it when I have the perfect fedora image for a post
>>
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>serves them right for being hypnotised by fiat currency
>>
>>53853007
kurupt fm is a comedy act taking the piss out of garage djs
>>
being loyal to a nation state is as cucked as a human can get.
>>
can you imagine the banter if there was no nuclear weapons/total war and we'd just cunted the french in a war lol the shitposting would be absolutely mad
>>
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>I love it when I have the perfect fedora image for a post
>>
who /rollsafe/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeNXzaqLA4
>>
>>53852956
I bet you have all your savings in gold
>>
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>I love it when I have the perfect fedora image for a post
>>
>>53853028

the whole universe consists of my brain plugged into a hedonistic machine
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>being loyal to a nation state is as cucked as a human can get.
>>
>>53853064
you gay?
>>
>>53853048
Alri Skull Face
>>
>>53853048
Just baiting for fedora pics at this point lad
>>
>>53853098
n-no..
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>
>>53853116
dang
>>
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>>serves them right for being hypnotized by dat flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4ftn4PArg
>>
>>53853083
Friendly reminder that I formulated that thought for you.
>>
>>53853106

I googled this and it was some fucking video game, grow up you child
>>
>>53853064
come on maaate
come on maaate
>>
>>53853064
excellent post
have you seen this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165R9OWugAk
>>
Hi my name's Alexander, how are you all doing tonight?
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Acid is just the first stage, Like matter is the first stage of life and consciousness. Acid launches you. But once you're out there, if the mission is successful, you jettison the first stage and you're traveling free of gravity. Which means free of matter. Acid dissolves the barriers which prevent the maximum possible complexity of energy relationships from building up in the brain. I'll show you how to pilot the second stage
>>
>>53853116
ok just checking, that rapper's bretty good btw
>>
>speaking to a girl i haven't spoke too much recently but used to be gagging for my willy
>say 'miss you'
>she doesn't reply
really hope she fell asleep haha
>>
>>53853126
decent instrumental tbqh
>>
>>1

haha banter lads
>>
Drug chat is so fucking boring ngl
>>
>>53853165

*pushes up glasses*

Akshually, technically it's morning. :-)
>>
>>53853191
yikes
>>
Race hatred is one of the most cruel and least civilised emotions to which men in the mass are liable, and it is of the utmost importance for human progress that every possible method of diminishing it should be adopted.
>>
>>53853151
Yeah, you seen the second one? They posted it on another youtube channel for some reason.
>>53853187
pls be serious
>>
THIS post was predestined
>>53853226
>>
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>>53853191
>>
>>53853210
just rolled a fucking booming spliff wahey gonna blaze that shit down and get high as a motherfuker no hype no gas just straight up real talk
free all the mandem
>>
>>53853229

stop
>>
>>53853223
Go back to your igloo
>>
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>I listen to music
>>
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4 real this time
>>53853272
>>
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>Acid is just the first stage, Like matter is the first stage of life and consciousness. Acid launches you. But once you're out there, if the mission is successful, you jettison the first stage and you're traveling free of gravity. Which means free of matter. Acid dissolves the barriers which prevent the maximum possible complexity of energy relationships from building up in the brain. I'll show you how to pilot the second stage
>>
>>53853223
nah fuck off, I hate the 1500m and you can't stop me
>>
OI BIG MAN DON'T ASK QUESTIONS ARE YOU DIZZY BRUV
MANNA ARE LOOKING TO MOVE TO YOU STILL IF YOU CARRY ON WITH THIS HYPE TALK
THAT SHIT CAN'T RUN ROUND HERE CUZ REAL TALK
>>
>>53853263
fuckin miles off m8 sit down ye sack o shite
>>
*drops that kitty down low*
>>
>tfw no jonathan from church bf
>>
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My irresistible grace is weak tonight
>>53853341
>>
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>>53853312
>>
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Telling all that truth, nigga talk your shit
Better watch your mouth, better watch your back
Better choose the right way on some fork in the road shit
>>
imagine being a personal doctor for the week. imagine how much money you would get lmao
>>
>>53853312
N E W C A S T L E
E W C A S T L E
W C A S T L E
C A S T L E
A S T L E
S T L E
T L E
L E
E
>>
>>53853258
at least you're trying to be topical
>>
>>53853364
YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT
I'LL DRAW MY FLIPKNIFE SHANK HIM 6TIMES
I AIN'T RAMPING I'LL RUN UP IN A HOUSE WITH A GUN UP IN MY PANTS
LAST MAN STANDING, COME WITH BLASTING YOUR MANDEM
KILL MORE THAN HALF OF YOUR MANDEM
>>
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>>53853364
DADS MATES WILLIES IN BUM
>>
>>53853411
why would they shave anyway?
>>
>>53853411
Truuuu ctfu #rns
>>
>>53853411
>finally about to shag a bird
>pull down her knickers
>see this
>vomit
>turn around and go home
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFCh2JJG-c

>americans

lads....
>>
do girls actually have orgasms?
>>
My pee is cloudy and smells like pencils

Am I going to die?
>>
is sleep degenerate
>>
>>53853451
beetus
>>
>normie lab partners
>can't ever tell if they're genuinely nice or trying to make fun of me
>>
>>53853451
>Ameriabetes
>>
*covers mouth with fist and nods to this banger beat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Vot8ynEqE
>>
>>53853421
hey, how has your day been? :^)
>>
>>53853507
any good northern irish tunes apart from meme loyalist songs
>>
>>53853507
someone vocaroo a sick freestyle to this
>>
skrrt skrrt on a bitch nigga
>>
>>53853542
meme republican songs
>>
>>53853542
teenage kicks

ash girl from mars

stiff little fingers alternative ulster or each dollar a bullet

theres moer but im playing arma atm thanks there fuck loads of folk tune
>>
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>when you walkin around with a half chub
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Post memes
>>
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Patrician mustard
>>
northern pride world wide

https://youtu.be/FFr3wqBVNy8
>>
>>53853694
>>53853621
>>53853340
>>53853263
>>53853229
genuinely terrible posts
>>
new
>>53853791
>>53853791
>>53853791
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